LNBH :: Volume #4

#353: The training of maid( 3000 monthly ticket in addition!)


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When the car(riage) opened the bookstore entrance, Attorney secure prepared carried Zhou Ze to get out, a Zhou Ze hand stubbornly grabs the door knob, the eye is staring, because the car(riage) rocked to tumble the fountain pen that went to below. 车开回了书店门口,安律师准备背周泽下车时,周泽一只手死死地抓着门把手,眼睛盯着因为车太晃动滚落到下面去的钢笔。 secure attorney was shocked, 安律师震惊了, Before and old daoist chatted, 之前和老道聊天, old daoist said sometimes own boss is a little greedy for money, 老道说自家老板有时候有点贪财, This motherfucker where is greedy for money, 他娘的哪里是贪财啊, This went mad because of poverty simply! 这简直就是穷疯了! Is poor the middle of the night to go to the prison to steal an old fountain pen, 穷得深更半夜要去监狱偷一支旧钢笔, Even if now this appearance, but also harbors intentions this fountain pen not to let go. 哪怕现在自己都这个样子了,还心心念念着这支钢笔不撒手。 Clever, we do not want, will change to buy the Parker fountain pen for you tomorrow.” “乖,咱不要了,改明儿给你买个派克金笔。” But Zhou Ze does not let go. 周泽还是不撒手。 Ok.” “行吧。” secure attorney bends the waist to drill, picked the fountain pen, placed in the Zhou Ze pocket, but also helps him draw the pocket zipper. 安律师弯腰钻下去,把钢笔捡了起来,放在了周泽口袋里,还帮他把口袋拉链拉起来。 Zhou Ze then lets go, 周泽这才撒手, Just caught up, 刚刚的一阵发力, Almost faints. 几乎晕厥过去。 Before secure attorney remembers himself , when serves as a petty government official, at that time own inspecting has told a story to oneself. 安律师想起自己以前当差时,那时自己的巡检给自己讲过一个故事。 Said that was at the end of Qing that little while, 说是清末那会儿, At that time inspecting of ghost messenger ran to cancel under a ghost of person underworld, but that old man did not breathe. 当时还是鬼差的巡检跑去勾一个人的亡魂下地狱,但那个老头就是不咽气。 Almost has required the time on life and death book, 几乎要过了生死簿上的时间了, But don't others breathe ghost messenger unable to come up the living person choking to death? 但人家不咽气鬼差总不能上去把活人给掐死吧? The old man lay on the bed at that time, at point of death, did not close one's eyes, supporting by hard and stubborn effort. 那老头当时就躺在床上,弥留之际了,死活不闭眼,硬撑着。 The family members think he also had anything not wish, but also there is anything to be in suspense to need to tell, 家里人都以为他还有什么未了的心愿,还有什么放心不下需要吩咐, Asked him, 一个一个地问他, Finally, 最后, Master's concubine came blowing out a multi- point lamp, 还是老爷的小妾过来把多点的一盏灯给吹灭了, The old man then closes one's eyes to breathe well satisfied. 老头这才心满意足地闭眼咽了气。 The reason is many 0.1 lamps, 原因是多点一盏灯, Waste lamp oil. 浪费灯油。 It looks like in secure attorney, 在安律师看来, Zhou Ze with that old man, 周泽跟那个老头, Some spell. 有的一拼。 Zhou Ze was carried the bookstore by secure attorney, 周泽是被安律师背着进书店的, Is good because, 好在, The people in bookstore were used. 书店里的人都习惯了。 If the bosses of others family/home are quite sluggish, 别人家的老板如果比较懒散的话, Basically is the dwelling in the office, 基本就是宅在办公室里, Has the matter secretary to do, being all right dry/does secretary. 有事秘书干,没事干秘书。 Own boss, 自家老板, Said lazily, 说懒吧, He really lazy, 他是真的懒, But can always cause an incomparably professional stance, 但总是能弄出一副无比敬业的架势, Is walking, 走着出去, Is lying down, 躺着回来, People often said that the criminal police is a high-risk occupation, 人们常说刑警是一个高危职业, But the injured frequency of oneself boss, oh no, is the injury frequency, could catch up with the mercenary in battlefield. 但自家老板的受伤频率,哦不,是受重伤频率,都赶得上战场上的雇佣兵了。 Also therefore, 也因此, Facing boss who the severe wound returns frequently, 面对经常重伤归来的老板, Everyone in reading room had very rich experience. 书屋里的所有人都有了很丰富的经验。 Bai Yingying makes a bed, prepares the spare clothes to help Zhou Ze take a bath. 白莺莺去铺床,准备换洗衣服帮周泽洗澡。 old daoist hurrying makes the monkey pound to urinate. 老道赶紧让猴砸撒尿。 little loli curls the lip , to continue to sit behind the bar, looked that after Zhou Ze Bai Yingying holds the bathroom, shakes the head, feels like a losing heart wife to look that fools around the husband who outside a night goes home finally. 小luoli撇撇嘴,继续坐在吧台后面,看周泽白莺莺抱进卫生间后,摇摇头,感觉像是一个死了心的妻子看在外面鬼混一夜终于回家的丈夫。 Boss, can you also sit?” “老板,你还能坐下来了么?” In the bathroom, some Bai Yingying worries asked. 浴室里,白莺莺有些担心地问道。 Before group of bosses took a bath, was gives the boss to arrange a small camp stool, making the boss sit above helps clean again, but the boss this time issue was very strange, was that extremely weak feeling, the body actually light not smooth autumn, no scar. 以前帮老板洗澡,都是自己给老板安排一个小马扎,让老板坐在上面自己再帮忙清洗的,但老板这次问题很奇怪,是那种极为虚弱的感觉,身上倒是光不溜秋的,没什么伤痕。 Zhou Ze shakes the head, 周泽摇摇头, He is dizzy, 他头晕, He pants, 他气短, His chest is stuffy, 他胸闷, But he must take a bath. 但他还是要洗澡。 Regarding a heavy cleanliness/mysophobia patient, making him in sober not take a bath goes to bed, absolutely is the matter that is unable to endure. 对于一个重度洁癖患者,让他在清醒的时候不洗澡就上床,绝对是一件无法忍受的事情。 Bai Yingying then somewhat worried, 白莺莺这下有些犯难了, The boss does not have the means to sit, 老板没办法坐着, Makes the boss lie down on the ceramic tile takes a bath to him by oneself? 难道让老板躺在瓷砖上让自己给他洗澡? Ceramic tile very cold, 瓷砖很冷的啊, oh no, 哦不, Probably the boss was not sensitive to cold said. 好像老板不怕冷的说。 But ceramic tile very hard, 但瓷砖很硬的啊, Lies down presses, definitely very uncomfortable above. 躺在上面硌得慌,肯定很不舒服 Yingying remembered «Maid Self- Training» in records the content about taking a bath probably, of similar froth bath, needs an air bed. 莺莺想起了《女仆的自我修养》里好像记载着关于洗澡的内容,类似泡泡浴的那种,需要一个气垫床。 First hits the gel on oneself, 先把沐浴露打在自己身上, Then oneself help the boss hit the gel with the body again. 然后自己再用身子帮老板打沐浴露。 yīng yīng yīng! 嘤嘤嘤 Irritated individual! 气死个人了! Others forgot to buy the air bed! 人家忘记买气垫床了呀! In the bathroom the hot water has been putting, is billowing hot, Zhou Ze only feels more uncomfortable, wants to remind Bai Yingying to hurry to help itself wash the belt/bring to come up, but later, he felt oneself were hugged, then sent in the bathtub. 卫生间里热水已经在放出来了,热浪滚滚,周泽只觉得更加难受,想提醒白莺莺赶紧帮自己洗完了带上去,但随后,他就感觉自己被抱了起来,然后送入了浴缸里。 The body was being infiltrated by the lukewarm water, comfortable many. 身上被温水浸润着,舒服了不少。 immediately afterward, 紧接着, Also the smooth willowy body also seated the bathtub, 又有一个光滑有弹性的身体也坐进了浴缸, Starts to help itself rub the back to hit the gel. 开始帮自己搓背打沐浴露。 Even if now losing blood condition, 哪怕现在失血状态, Even if now is very weak, 哪怕现在很是虚弱, But this feeling, 但这种感觉, Returns really comfortable. 还真特么的舒服。 merely, just enjoyed a while, 只是,刚享受了一会儿, Zhou Ze supports on is opening the mouth saying: 周泽就强撑着开口道: Yingying......” “莺莺啊……” In, Boss, what do you have to either?” “在的,老板,你还有什么需要么?” Changes water in the bathtub, was cool.” “换一下浴缸里的水吧,凉了。” oh, good, Boss.” ,好的,老板。” This bath, washes very comfortably, 这个澡,洗得很舒服, The water in merely bathtub is cool quickly are too usually more. 只是浴缸里的水凉得比平时快太多。 Finally Zhou Ze was being held going upstairs by Bai Yingying, entered the bedroom. 最后周泽白莺莺抱着上了楼,进了卧室。 Lies after the bed, Zhou Ze adapted to the altitude of pillow, old daoist is carrying one bowl of soup to walk. 躺在床上后,周泽适应着枕头的高度,老道端着一碗汤走了进来。 Boss, eats the soup, makes up very much, I boiled was very long.” “老板,喝汤,很补的,我熬了很久了。” „Do you make soup today?” Some Bai Yingying surprise asked. “你今天熬汤了?”白莺莺有些诧异地问道。 old daoist went out in the morning, it is said went to Lao Cai help person to go, before the boss went home, he just now comes back. 老道上午就出门了,据说去老街帮助人去了,老板回家前他才刚回来的。 Come, drinks the boss.” “来,喝吧老板。” old daoist strikes an attitude to Zhou Ze support by the arm to feed him to eat the soup. 老道作势要把周泽搀扶起来喂他喝汤。 Zhou Ze knits the brows, asks: In soup has anything.” 周泽皱了皱眉,问道:“汤里有什么。” No.” The old daoist doubts said. “没什么啊。”老道疑惑道。 What has?” “有什么?” No.” “没什么啊。” Has anything!” “到底有什么!” Has the monkey urine ............ “有猴子尿…………” old daoist is speaking haltingly the lip, simultaneously argued: 老道嗫嚅着嘴唇,同时辩解道: Boss, you were injured to bind the mud to treat by the monkey urine before, this time you do not have the flesh wound, but seems like instead weaker, therefore this poor Daoist thought that the this time internal medicine externally applying the effect should be better.” “老板,你以前受伤都是靠猴子尿裹着泥巴治疗好的,这次你没外伤,但看起来反而更虚弱,所以贫道觉得吧,这次内服比外敷效果应该更好。” old daoist ............ 老道啊…………” Yeah .” “哎,在的。” You are big this year.” “你今年多大了。” 71.” “七十一了。” Such greatly age, but also goes to work here, is not easy.” “这么大把年纪,还在我这里上班,不容易啊。” Should, should, to be able the following boss you to mix, is the good fortune of this poor Daoist.” “应该的,应该的,能跟着老板你混,是贫道的福气。” I hope that you can also help me do again ten years.” “我希望你还能再帮我干个十年。” Does not have the issue, without issue!” “没问题,没问题!” You hurried to eat the soup built up one's health.” “那你赶紧把汤喝了补补身子吧。” ............ old daoist. “…………”老道 Boss boss, this is gives you to prepare.” “老板老板,这可是给你准备的啊。” Zhou Ze closed the eye. 周泽闭上了眼。 old daoist shrugs, prepares to carry the soup to leave. 老道耸了耸肩,准备端着汤离开。 Who knows, 谁知, When he just carried the soup to get to the entrance, 当他刚刚端着汤走到门口时, Zhou Ze opens the mouth to say suddenly: 周泽忽然开口道: Drinks up.” “喝掉。” ............ old daoist. “…………”老道 A old daoist face twisted the chrysanthemum. 老道一张脸都扭曲成了菊花。 Drinks up.” “喝掉。” old daoist nods, moistened a point with the lip, only thought that full mouth becomes rough to turn sour. 老道点点头,用嘴唇沾了一点,只觉得满口发涩发酸。 Sees Zhou Ze not to shout itself again, 周泽没有再喊自己, old daoist hurrying carried the soup bowl to get down. 老道赶忙端着汤碗下去了。 Hee hee, Boss, I also think that you will really make him drink up completely.” “嘻嘻,老板,我还以为你真的会让他全部喝完呢。” Bai Yingying sits goes to bed, helping Zhou Ze curl upwards the leg. 白莺莺坐上了床,帮周泽翘着腿。 You can say that old daoist is the good intention, 你能说老道是好心, Zhou Ze did this was too much, 周泽这样做有点过分了, Not, 不不不, Thinks that looked wheelchair that initially old daoist bought, 想想看当初老道买的轮椅吧, Finally when he sits honk toot toot opens, is liver colored of face. 最后他自己坐上去“嘟嘟嘟”开出去时,也是一脸的猪肝色。 Therefore, sometimes in this old man brain is actually thinking anything, 所以,有时候这老头脑子里到底在想什么东西, Really difficult to understand. 真的很难理解。 old daoist just went out, Xu Qinglang opened the door to walk. 老道刚出去,许清朗就推开门走了进来。 this time how?” 这次怎么着了?” Saying, 说着, Xu Qinglang sat in the bedside sized up a Zhou Ze’s condition carefully, 许清朗坐在床边仔细打量了一下周泽的状况, Such empty? “这么虚? Like this, I go out to buy pig liver red jujube kind later, makes a soup to make up to you. ” 这样吧,我待会儿出去买点猪肝红枣这类的,做个汤给你补补。” Zhou Ze nods. 周泽点点头。 Right .” “对了,还有。” Xu Qinglang set out, walked, came back quickly, in the hand is raising a gift box, pulled out, placed on the Zhou Ze nightstand. 许清朗起身,走了出去,很快又回来了,手里提着一个礼品盒,抽出来,放在了周泽床头柜上。 Blood oral?” “血尔口服液?” Bai Yingying was discussing to the character. 白莺莺对着字念道。 Un, I will usually also drink.” Xu Qinglang referred to Zhou Ze, you also drink together.” “嗯,我平时也会喝一些。”许清朗指了指周泽,“你也一起喝点吧。” This not to the drink that...... the woman...... does have?” “这不是给……女人……喝的东西么?” This little while, but also manages the division of what men and women.” “都这会儿了,还管什么男女之分啊。” Then, 说完, Xu Qinglang shot gently on the Zhou Ze forehead with the middle finger, 许清朗用中指在周泽额头上轻轻弹了一下, Artificial.” “矫情。” Then, 说完, Xu Qinglang walked directly, it is estimated that was goes out to do grocery shopping. 许清朗直接走了,估计是出去买菜了。 Bai Yingying honk the mouth, is putting out a hand to scratch scratching on the boss forehead. 白莺莺嘟着嘴,伸手在老板额头上擦了擦。 Pen?” “笔呢?” Un?” “嗯?” My pen, fountain pen.” “我的笔,钢笔。” Fountain pen?” Yingying gawked, probably in bathroom.” “钢笔?”莺莺愣了一下,“好像在卫生间。” Brings.” “拿来。” Good boss.” “好的老板。” Yingying goes downstairs immediately, 莺莺马上下楼, Finally in the bathroom had not found. 结果浴室里没找到。 Pen, the fountain pen of boss?” “笔呢,老板的钢笔呢?” This?” “这支么?” Sits takes an old fountain pen to ask in bar following little loli. 坐在吧台后面的小luoli拿着一支旧钢笔问道。 Should.” “应该是吧。” Just I saw on the bathroom ground.” little loli said. “刚刚我在卫生间地上看见的。”小luoli说道。 That and that's the end, the boss waits to want, this pen seems like to the boss is very important.” “那就是了,老板等着要呢,这支笔看起来对老板很重要。” „, Injures this also to shout wants the fountain pen to practice calligraphy? “呵,伤成这样还喊着要钢笔练字? stupid cunt. ” 煞笔吧。” little loli shakes the head , to continue to watch own cartoon. 小luoli摇摇头,继续看着自己的漫画。 Boss, the fountain pen came.” “老板,钢笔来了。” Bai Yingying runs back the bedroom rapidly, gave Zhou Ze the pen. 白莺莺飞速地跑回卧室,把笔给了周泽 This pen, had actually lost the wonderful effectiveness, because the genuine pen is suppressing that in own within the body, but this cannot lose, later perhaps can also use. 这支笔,其实已经失去了神效,因为真正的笔在自己体内镇压着那位,但这个也不能弄丢了,以后说不定还能用上。 Now, most makes Zhou Ze relieved is, threatens the biggest two things to oneself, 现在,最让周泽安心的就是,对自己威胁最大的两个东西, Now the mutual seal is refusing to compromise, 现在互相封印僵持着, This aspect, 这个局面, Very happy. 很美好。 Yingying has helped the boss massage gently, 莺莺一直轻柔地帮老板按摩, Presses is pressing, 按着按着, Discovered that the boss fell asleep unexpectedly, 发现老板竟然睡着了, Even but if fell asleep, 但哪怕是睡着了, In the hand is also pinching that fountain pen. 手里还捏着那支钢笔。 Yingying tries to pull out the fountain pen, but the hand of boss is actually gripping it stubbornly, Yingying does not have the means that can only take a blanket to give the boss cover good. 莺莺试着把钢笔抽出来,但老板的手却死死地攥着它,莺莺没办法,只能拿着个毯子给老板盖好。 Then depended on the bedside to sit, put out the cell phone, on some treasure, 然后靠着床边坐了下来,拿出手机,上了某宝, Carefully chose an air bed of outsize, 精心挑选了一个特大号的气垫床, Orders, 下单, ok, ok, Handling. 搞定。 And other things to can expect that the boss will be seriously injured next time.” “等东西到了就可以期待老板下次受重伤回来了呢。” Immediately, 随即, Yingying knits the brows, some do not abandon said: 莺莺皱眉,有些不舍道: Ok, good that the boss should not be injured. “算了,老板还是不要受伤的好。 But the boss not injured words will not be helped take a bath by oneself, 但老板不受伤的话就不会让自己帮忙洗澡, Was not helped take a bath this air bed not to use by oneself. 不让自己帮忙洗澡这气垫床就用不上了。 Good to intertwine oh, 好纠结, yīng yīng yīng. ” 嘤嘤嘤。” Bought the thing, Bai Yingying was sideways to lie down side Zhou Ze, put out switch that bought newly from the nightstand, since played «Star Dew Valley Story». 买完了东西,白莺莺侧身躺在周泽身边,从床头柜里拿出了新买的switch,玩起了《星露谷物语》。 This is a very old farming business class game, in many eyes was obsolete thing, but regarding liking its person, actually hundred played does not tire. 这是一款很老的农场经营类游戏,在很多人眼里算是过时了的东西,但对于喜欢它的人来说,却百玩不厌。 Yingying planted many vegetables/dishes in inside, 莺莺在里头种了很多菜, A big pigsty, 还有一个大猪圈, Inside is raising three pigs, 里头养着三头猪, Called respectively: 分别叫: little permits, 小许, Small may, 小可, Small autumn. 小秋。 ---- ---- This is 3000 monthly ticket in addition, 这是三千月票加更, Asked the monthly ticket, 求月票, Asked many monthly tickets! 求更多的月票! Everyone should not be polite, 大家不要客气, Throws, 投吧, To an opportunity of salt fish dragon eruption! 给咸鱼龙一个爆发的机会!
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