„Creak” “吱呀” Under curtain of night, 夜幕之下, The gate was shoved open gently, 门被轻轻地推开, The person's shadow is soundless to walk together from inside, 一道人影蹑手蹑脚地从里面走出来, When he closed the door softly just prepared to turn around to walk out, 正当他又轻手轻脚地关上门刚准备转身往外走时, The lamp of porch, 门廊的灯, Suddenly was bright. 忽然亮了。 Men in same place, he wears the duckbill cap, wears the black mask, the face facial expression does not have the means to reveal, but can see from his vision wipes the shock. 男子愣在原地,他戴着鸭舌帽,戴着黑色的口罩,脸部神情没办法都显露出来,但可以从他目光里看出一抹震惊。 „pā!” “啪！” Lit cigarette, 点了一根烟, On the bench in courtyard outside the room, is lying down a man who is wearing the pajamas, seemed to have waited for a long time. 在屋外院子里的长椅上,躺着一个身穿着睡衣的男子,似乎早就等待多时了。 The men yawn, shook the cigarette ash, said ; 男子打了个呵欠,抖了抖烟灰,道; „ Your is whether or not silly? “你是不是傻？ Engages in introspection, 扪心自问, Can yourself be able to sleep? 你自己能睡得着觉么？ Can I be able to sleep? 我又能睡得着觉么？ Therefore you are thinking unexpectedly I fell asleep to run secretly while the darkness, 所以你居然想着趁天黑我睡着了偷偷地跑出来, In your brain whether or not installs is the swill! ” 你脑子里是不是装的全是泔水啊！” secure attorney returned ill-humoredly stared a man who stood in behind oneself, looked at his appearance, was the air/Qi smiled, said directly: 安律师没好气地回瞪了一眼站在自己身后的男子,看他这一副打扮,更是气笑了,直接道: „Has a look at your appearance again, you are for fear that others do not know that you must not exposed to up, if on the road bumps into police officer that goes on night patrol, people like you definitely is the object of key investigation.” “再看看你这副打扮,你是生怕别人不知道你见不得光啊,路上如果碰到巡夜的警察,你这种人肯定是重点排查的对象。” The opposite party took off the mask, revealing one fully is the face of full beard, thinks little saying: 对方摘下了口罩,露出了一张满是络腮胡子的脸,不以为意道: „Does my status, have the issue?” “我的身份,有问题？” „Status surely does not have the issue, after all you are reincarnating into another’s body, but do not forget, your status is the sick person in Changzhou psychiatric hospital key monitoring room!” “身份肯定是没问题的,毕竟你是借尸还魂的,但你别忘了,你的身份是常州精神病医院重点监视室的病号！” „This is also not your issue, why guides me to enter within the body of psychopath, I do not believe that this big Changzhou, finds the person who just died is so difficult!” “这还不是你的问题,为什么引导我进入精神病患者的体内,我就不信,这偌大的常州,找个刚死的人这么困难！” „ This is I gives the life experience meal that each customer arranges, the prison and psychiatric hospital are experience the life the good destination, “这是我给我每个客户都安排的生活体验套餐,监狱和精神病医院都是体验生活的良好去处, If after there is what interpretation of life and story unearth, perhaps can also publish this book to be a writer. ” 如果有什么人生感悟和故事挖掘以后说不定还能出本书当个作家。” „Fart.” “放屁。” „Uh-huh, knows well, now, obediently goes back, cannot fall asleep is lying down to me, waited for dawn me directly to deliver you to return to the psychiatric hospital, helping you handle a secret to transfer to another hospital.” “嗯哼,知道就好,现在,乖乖回去,睡不着就给我躺着,等天亮了我直接送你回精神病医院,帮你办理个秘密转院。” „I do not go back.” “我不回去。” „Is beyond control you to decide, you violate the contract to run arbitrarily, is your error, if yesterday were not I appears promptly, you currently estimate that has returned to underworld to take a bath in the wok with cooking oil.” “由不得你说了算,你擅自违反合同跑出来,就已经是你的过失了,昨天如果不是我出现及时,你现在估计已经回到地狱在油锅里洗澡呢。” „I, so long as sees one side my mother and daughter, spoke several words with them, even if not expose the status.” “我只要见我的母亲和女儿一面,和他们说几句话,哪怕不暴露身份都可以。” „Idiot, what to do you are stared at before by that Changzhou ghost messenger, others held your traces to calculate your status, but also set up a bureau, finally you really silly jumped toward in!” “白痴,你之前是怎么办被那个常州鬼差盯上的,人家抓住了你的蛛丝马迹推算出了你的身份,还设了个局,结果你就真的傻乎乎自己往里跳了！” „Help.” “帮我这个忙。” „Excuse me, could not help.” “不好意思,帮不了。” „That ghost messenger was not injured by you, his time period should not jump again ............” “那个鬼差不是被你打伤了么,他这阵子应该不会跳出来再…………” „Next door city had ghost messenger to come, wants to find an opportunity to have a sumptuous meal, had a person, a little pricked the hand , I am not unless it is absolutely essential willing with him.” “隔壁城市有鬼差过来了,想找个机会打牙祭,这其中有个人,有点扎手,不到万不得已,我也不愿意和他对上去。” „Why?” “为什么？” „Because of Changzhou three ghost messenger, two lead a befuddled life as if drunk or dreaming daily, only one by one working yesterday was given to injure by me, therefore ghost messenger of next door city thinks that here comes to see the opportunity to reap profit.” “因为常州三个鬼差,其中俩天天醉生梦死,唯一一个做事的昨天被我给打伤了,所以隔壁城市的鬼差都想到这里来看看有没有机会捞一把。” „Actually, the life of psychiatric hospital, did not make one be hard to accept.” “其实,精神病医院的生活,也不是那么的令人难以接受。” „Is better than underworld surely is the affirmation.” “比地狱好千万倍是肯定的。” „But I must see my family member, must see.” “但我还是要见我的家人,必须要见。” Saying, the man is running directly outward. 说着,男子直接向外跑去。 secure attorney sighed, 安律师叹了口气, „ When really crawled from underworld oneself when the lead did play the program that the returning home with riches and honors King returned? “真当从地狱里爬出来了就把自己当主角玩儿衣锦还乡王者归来的戏码？ In underworld, 在地狱, You are the draft animal of lowest level, 你们是最底层的牲口, In the world of the living, do not forget own duty, 在阳间,也别忘了自己的本分, You are...... the target of universal detestation! ” 你们是……过街老鼠！” secure attorney clamps that hand body of smoke to start to shed slowly, revealed the dense white bones, the next moment, the form of Attorney secure vanished from the bench, then appeared in the man behind, white bones pricked the chest of opposite party directly. 安律师夹着烟的那只手皮肉开始慢慢地褪下去,露出了森然白骨,下一刻,安律师的身影从长椅上消失,转而出现在了男子的身后,白骨手直接刺入了对方的胸膛。 Very resolute, 很果决, Very simply, 很干脆, Even also pulled the long string intestines of opposite party, 甚至还拉扯出了对方的一长串肠子, What a pity at this time not hot pot in side, 可惜这时候没有个火锅在旁边, The person blood Wangka person intestines definitely are tastier than Maoxuewang and duck intestines flavor. 人血旺加人肠肯定比毛血旺和鸭肠味道更鲜美一些。 Male some do not dare to believe the place to look own pierced chest, 男子有些不敢置信地看着自己被洞穿的胸口, „How you ............ ............ dare ............” “你…………怎么…………敢…………” „Here is a world of the living, is not underworld, appointing that hand that you sneak across to work to be long, cannot manage my life and death.” “这里是阳间,不是地狱,指派你偷渡上来做事的那位手再长,也管不到我的生死。” „pā!” “啪！” White bones pulled out directly. 白骨手直接抽了出来。 The men knelt down dejected on the ground, 男子颓然地跪倒在了地上, He the vitality is passing from oneself within the body in the sensation slowly, 他在感知着生机正在慢慢地从自己体内流逝, Meanwhile because own soul also reposes the mortal body the unceasing deactivation to start to dissipate, 同时自己的灵魂也因为所寄托肉身的不断失活而开始消散, This time, 这一次, He does not even have the chapter of underworld opportunity, 他甚至没有回地狱的机会, Only can be the radical end. 只能是彻底的终结。 „kacha ............” “咔嚓…………” The men open eyes fiercely, 男子猛地睁开眼, The cold sweat has soaked his whole body, 冷汗已经将他全身上下都浸湿, Oneself are maintaining the movement of closing as before, 自己依旧维持着关门的动作, As if just all merely being fleeting dreams. 仿佛刚刚的一切只是一场稍纵即逝的梦。 Return head, 回归头, He sees Attorney secure on outside chair, 他看见外面椅子上的安律师, Just pinched out the cigarette butt with the finger, 刚刚用手指掐灭了烟头, The rain smoke curls. 雨烟袅袅。 „Remember, not next.” “记住,没有下次了。” The voice of secure attorney conveys spookily. 安律师的声音幽幽地传来。 Male deep breath several times, 男子深呼吸了好几次, Opened the door, turned back the room. 重新打开了门,走回了屋子。 .................. ……………… In the morning, 清晨, The breakfast that little loli goes out to buy, the soybean milk cruller and so on, bought three. 还是小luoli出去买的早餐,豆浆油条之类的,都买了三份。 Zhou Ze, little loli and Liu Chuyu three people sit before the small round table, everyone is coping with front meal. 周泽、小luoli以及刘楚宇三人坐在小圆桌前,每个人都对付着自己面前的餐食。 little loli just complained that Zhou Ze has not brought Bai Yingying, two people cannot rest to become Jiao last night, the spirit also appears some dispiriteds. 小luoli刚刚才抱怨周泽没把白莺莺带来,二人昨晚都没能睡得成觉,精神也显得有些萎靡。 Is good because , a merely evening, is not considered as that anything. 好在,只是一晚上而已,倒不算是什么。 Liu Chuyu is swallowing the rice congee toward the mouth difficultly one after another, 刘楚宇艰难地一口一口地往嘴里咽着白粥, The gruel is very thickly thick, is very fragrant, 粥很浓稠,很香, But he is very difficult to eat up. 但他真的很难吃得下。 He is not willing to be changed this body original master to come out to eat meal by oneself consciousness deep sleep, because he knows that own this originally the host is very coquettish, he does not want to lose this face. 他又不愿意让自己的意识沉睡换这具身体原本的主人出来吃饭,因为他知道自己这个原本的寄主很风骚,他不想丢这个脸。 Just like little loli does not dare to put true king Rui to come out last night to help this body sleep to be the same, 正如昨晚小luoli没敢放真正的王蕊出来帮这具身体睡觉一样, little loli does not want to be changed that true stupid to sprout/moe loli by oneself, moreover side also has Zhou Ze this man, thinks true king Rui was shouting „Uncle Xu, hugs, Ruri must sleeping sleep/felt”, little loli feel a chill. 小luoli可不想让自己变回那个真正的蠢萌luoli,而且旁边还有周泽这个男人在,一想到真正的王蕊喊着“徐叔叔,抱抱,蕊蕊要困觉觉”,小luoli就觉得心里一阵恶寒。 merely, what Liu Chuyu is somewhat surprised, 只是,刘楚宇有些意外的是, Zhou Ze and little loli eat quickly, is very relaxed, negativism that does not seem to eaten food. 周泽和小luoli吃得很快,也很轻松,似乎根本就没有进食的抗拒症。 „Can you, how eat?” “你们,怎么吃得下去的？” Liu Chuyu asked. 刘楚宇问道。 „Person is the iron, the food is the steel, forcing oneself to eat, was OK.” “人是铁,饭是钢,逼迫自己吃,就可以了。” Zhou Ze said seriously. 周泽一本正经地说道。 „Forces itself to eat in gulps, feels sad with the tears again swallows toward the belly, this lives.” “强迫自己大口大口地吃,再多心酸和泪水都往肚子里咽,这就是生活。” little loli does intentionally saying of vicissitudes. 小luoli故作沧桑的说道。 In brief, 总之, Is impossible to tell he himself two people to have other shore flower oral type of thing, 不可能告诉他自己二人有彼岸花口服液这种东西的, This gadget uses a point little, 这玩意儿用一点就少一点, Two people save are using, 二人都是节省着在用, Possibly how to be willing to apportion others again? 怎么可能舍得再分给其他人？ Does not exist! 不存在的！ Liu Chuyu nods looking pensive, 刘楚宇若有所思地点点头, Then takes up the ladle to go all out to sip gruel in gulps, forcing oneself to swallow one after another fast! 然后拿起勺子大口大口地拼命喝粥,强迫自己一口一口地快速咽下去！ Just like rushing to the soldier in execution grounds, 宛若奔赴刑场的战士, Brings an inexplicable solemnness and stirring. 带着一种莫名的悲壮。 immediately afterward, 紧接着, Yes, 就是, „Vomits!” “呕！” Liu Chuyu is covering own most, suppressing. 刘楚宇捂着自己的最,强忍着。 Zhou Ze and little loli carried own breakfast to move the position together, left this room, 周泽和小luoli一起端起自己的早餐挪了位置,离开了这个房间, They do not want to be enjoyed by oneself breakfast by that fellow are destroyed the atmosphere. 他们不想让自己的早餐享受被那个家伙破坏了氛围。 When two people have the breakfast to re-enter the room, Zhou Ze covers the nose, little loli knit the brows. 当二人吃好了早餐重新进入房间时,周泽捂住了鼻子,小luoli皱了皱眉。 In room, 房间里, One the vomit of place, 一地的呕吐物, Is sending out the ill-smelling flavor, 散发着酸臭的味道, Irritates the nose extremely. 极为刺鼻。 Liu Chuyu crawls there, is pale, a body round of cold sweat, it is estimated that the bile vomited. 刘楚宇匍匐在那里,脸色苍白,身上发冷汗,估计胆汁都呕出来了吧。 „I really ............ cannot eat ............” “我真的…………吃不下去…………” Liu Chuyu somewhat said suffering. 刘楚宇有些委屈地说道。 „We come like this.” The Zhou Ze comfort said. “我们都是这样过来的。”周泽安慰道。 „Tries several times, would the custom, you are clear, the compatibility of human body is strongest.” “多试几次,总会习惯的,你要清楚,人体的适应性是最强的。” little loli also filled the chicken soup. 小luoli也灌上了鸡汤。 Liu Chuyu nods, hints itself to understand, 刘楚宇点点头,示意自己懂了, This perhaps, 这或许, Also is one type practices, 也是一种修行吧, Own practicing is not proficient. 自己的修行还不到家。 „Do we go to that side the temple to have a look today?” little loli asked Zhou Ze. “我们今天去寺庙那边看看么？”小luoli问周泽。 She is also thinking earlier completes the matter, twists the point to fish, goes back to sleep. 她还想着早点把事情做好,绩点捞到,就回去睡觉。 „Un.” “嗯。” Zhou Ze complied with one. 周泽应了一声。 Actually, his more curious that a fellow who strikes down Liu Chuyu this ghost messenger who is, he always felt that person possibly is a bigger fish. 其实,他更好奇那位击倒刘楚宇这个鬼差的家伙是谁,他总觉得,那个人可能是一条更大的鱼。 Boss Zhou will definitely not think, 周老板肯定不会想到, That person in had had meal with oneself a short time ago, 那个人在前不久才跟自己吃过饭, Also invited itself to order food in the menu, 还邀请自己在菜单上点菜, That silver card, but also is lying down in own wallet. 那张银卡,还在自己钱包里躺着呢。 When the preparation goes out, 准备出门时, little loli routinely put out the ghost messenger card to flip, 小luoli习惯性地拿出了鬼差证翻了翻, Then, 然后, She was shocked. 她愣住了。 She put out a hand to draw Zhou Ze that prepared to take taxi, 她伸手拉了拉准备打车的周泽, Said: 道: „In the ghost messenger card had the demonstration.” “鬼差证上有显示了。” Liu Chuyu looks that two people just went out and came back, some strange say/way: „What's wrong?” 刘楚宇看着二人刚出去又回来了,有些奇怪道:“怎么了？” little loli placed in front of that page of ghost messenger card Liu Chuyu, 小luoli把鬼差证的那一页放在了刘楚宇面前, Then turned one page, 然后又翻了一页, Above is two female ghost warrants for arrest, 上面是两个女鬼的通缉令, You very difficult to distinguish beautiful to be ugly from the warrant for arrest, because here is the ghost appearance, was been much more oppressive, definitely is impossible to feel attractive. 你很难从通缉令上分辨出美丑,因为这里头都是亡魂模样,被虐得遍体鳞伤,肯定不可能觉得好看的。 „Had the demonstration? Did two malicious ghosts divulge the whereabouts?” “有显示了？有两头恶鬼泄漏了行踪？” A Liu Chuyu meat pain, 刘楚宇心里一阵肉痛, A while ago why does not have such simple matter to appear, 为什么前阵子没有这么简单的事儿出现, Finally this „did boss” just come to have the performance of delivering? 结果自己这个“头儿”刚来就有送上门的业绩？ If oneself before had this type the matter, his also why probably private eye same stared at the fellow who that will be hiding begins to accrue interest not to put, but also was turned into now this predicament by oneself. 如果自己之前有这种好事儿,他还干嘛像是私家侦探一样盯着那个会隐藏起息的家伙不放啊,还让自己变成现在这个窘况。 „Key looks at the address, the dark nightclub.” “关键看地址,暗色夜总会。” little loli points at the address on warrant for arrest saying that 小luoli指着通缉令上的地址说道, „The nightclub that two there, are did you say Changzhou another two ghost messenger that opens yesterday?” “俩都在那里,是你昨天说的常州另外俩鬼差开的夜总会么？” „Changzhou, only then this, moreover this opens in underground, inside hi the person is day and night, in brief, the guest has been full.” “常州只有这一家,而且这家开在地下,里面嗨的人是不分昼夜的,总之,客人一直爆满。” little loli looked at Zhou Ze, read the ghost messenger card again, 小luoli看了看周泽,再看了看鬼差证, Feels very absurd, 觉得很是荒谬, Before saw Zhou Ze to feel the salt fish, 以前见周泽觉得挺咸鱼的了, Finally today bumps into two more extreme unexpectedly. 结果今儿个居然碰到了俩更极端的。 Malicious ghost who two sneak across, 两头偷渡回来的恶鬼, Has rushed to the nightclub that your ghost messenger opens hi, 已经跑到你们俩鬼差开的夜总会里嗨了, Your this can be aloof unexpectedly, 你们居然这都能无动于衷, Has holds a job without doing any work like this...... 有这样尸位素餐的么……