LNBH :: Volume #3

#262: Animal world


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old daoist always does not think oneself is a hero . Moreover, most times, he will even forget oneself is a taoist priest, 老道从来都不认为自己是一个英雄,而且,在很多时候,他甚至都会忘记自己是一个道士, After all, sometimes he is immeasurable day reveres to read the person of Amitabha continually. 毕竟,他是有时候连“无量天尊”都会念成“阿弥陀佛”的主儿。 He had self-knowledge, he knows that oneself was an unimportant person, the unimportant person has unimportant person oneself way of living, he understood that also understands. 他有自知之明,他知道自己就是一个小人物,小人物有小人物自己的活法,他懂得也明白。 Is all right when smiles, the adjustment regulates one's life, 没事儿当个笑点,调剂调剂生活, Has not smiled to select itself to make to smile forcefully, is a determination. 没有笑点自己强行制造笑点,也是一种自觉。 He is clear about to be useless, besides handed down in the family talisman paper, he has no merit to speak. 他清楚自己没什么用,除了家传符纸以外,他一无是处。 Even if in the bookstore the present that is only responsible for working as the death of cleaner to wait on, with the Shaolin Monastery Buddhist scriptures pavilion Li's sweeping the floor monk is also similar in the old daoist eye, draws also to be able the violent to punch his person. 哪怕是书店里现在那只负责当清洁工的死侍,在老道眼里也跟少林寺藏经阁李的扫地僧差不多,拉出来也是能暴揍他的主儿。 The unimportant people have the advantage of unimportant person, should slide when you can slide, experiences the matter, others did not anticipate that you can withstand, you do not need to withstand/top, preserve the useful body, does not need to work as the hero, delicious, living is long. 小人物也有小人物的好处,该溜的时候你可以溜,遇到事儿时,别人也不期待你能顶得住,你也就不用去顶,留存有用之身,不用去当英雄,美滋滋,活得长。 This is the old daoist livelihood, 这是老道的生存之道, The world laugh at him to slander him to satirize him to belittle him, 世人笑他谤他讽他蔑他, But these 70 years of ages, to the life to the life to the work, he have looked insightfully, these laugh at his person, actually does not have him to look understands, without him really lives. 但这七十年的岁数,对人生对生活对工作,他早就看得通透了,那些笑话他的人,其实都没他能看得明白,也没他活得实在。 The little monkey after behind, is conducting the arm that small book bag as before, in the eye socket full is the tears. 小猴子在身后,依旧挎着那个小书包,眼眶里满是泪水。 A old daoist hand is supporting the telephone pole, supports to stand reluctantly, on his body, has been scarred. 老道一只手撑着电线杆子,勉强支撑着自己站着,在他的身上,已然伤痕累累。 Knee, shoulder, calf wait/etc. positions, some wounds even can see inside white bones. 膝盖、肩膀、小腿等等位置,一些伤口甚至可以看见里头的白骨。 Even if the previous time by Cao withstand/top upper body, old daoist not by such serious wound. 哪怕是上次被曹顶上身,老道都没受这么严重的伤。 The average people, the small role, by the severe wound, is really one the matter that is unbearable, before do not look at Boss Zhou, opens unparalleled frequently a stupor on half a month, the body is bruised and lacerated, but the physique of Boss Zhou is different, after waking up , the training can jump for joy a while in the same old way. 普通人,小角色,受个重伤,真的是一件很难以承受的事情,别看周老板以前开无双经常一昏迷就半个月,身上皮开肉绽惨不忍睹,但周老板的体质不同,醒来后修养一阵子照样能够活蹦乱跳。 old daoist may not have this treatment, 老道可没这个待遇, But he continues to be strong, stands in front of little monkey. 但他还是继续坚挺着,站在小猴子的前面。 Also does not know that is because the shadow wants to devastate his reason intentionally slowly, because old daoist pastes talisman paper on own forehead makes the opposite party have dreads, 也不知道是因为黑影故意想要慢慢地蹂躏他的原因,还是因为老道符纸贴在自己额头上让对方有一些忌惮, In brief, 总之, The shadow result has not fallen him simply agily, 黑影没干脆利索地结果掉他, Then falls into time and time again each time the crosscut saw that this type drew a wound. 转而陷入了这种一次又一次每次拉点伤的拉锯之中。 But old daoist, 老道, In this can only be a side that withstands passively. 在这里面只能算是被动承受的一方。 The shadow raids again, 黑影再次袭来, The old daoist chest was pounded a fist layer on layer/heavily, the entire portrait broke the kite of line, flies upside down, then pounded on the ground, the corners of the mouth started to keep overflowing the blood, almost faints. 老道胸口被重重地砸了一拳,整个人像是断了线的风筝,倒飞出去,而后砸在了地上,嘴角开始不停地溢出鲜血,差点就昏了过去。 Mother...... direct...... kills this poor Daoist...... your...... little...... to come either interestingly......? “妈的……要么直接……弄死贫道……你这样……一点点……来……有意思? Keeps, passing in and out back and forth, 不停地来来回回、进进出出的, You work as this poor Daoist are B! ” 你当贫道是b啊!” Even if were beaten savagely this pitiful appearance, but the old daoist mouth is still unforgiving, usually he in front of Zhou Ze very from heart, even makes mistakes to meet to bring the broom mop to come out for to create hygienic city to make the contribution, 哪怕被暴打成这幅凄惨模样了,但老道嘴里依旧不饶人,平时他在周泽面前挺从心的,甚至犯了错会自己带着扫帚拖把出来为“争创卫生城市”做贡献, But this time, old daoist not from heart, even appeared some muscles. 但这一次,老道可一点都不从心,甚至显得有些一根筋了。 Looked like urged him to leave in Chengdu a fellow named Sun Xiaoqiang initially subsidizes that group of supercilious look wolf students in mountain again, 就像是当初在蓉城一个叫孙晓强的家伙劝他别再资助山里的那帮白眼狼学生了, But old daoist sticks to one's own way of doing things to be the same as before, 老道依旧我行我素一样, Person who seemingly does not have the principle nothing but has not wanted to insist the matter that facing oneself. 看似没有原则的人无非是没有遇到自己所想要坚持的事情罢了。 That good...... my B to tell you...... your work............ to miss compared with my family bosses far......” “那好……我这个b来告诉你……你那活儿……比我家老板都……都差远了……” The little monkey squats by old daoist, must keep touching own ears and cheeks anxiously, even also digs one handful of putties from flower garden there, plans to above to breathe out. 小猴子蹲在老道旁边,急得不停抓耳挠腮,甚至还从花圃那里挖出来一捧泥,打算对着上面嘘嘘。 merely at this time, the little monkey actually could not urinate, more could not urinate more anxious, more did in haste more unable to urinate. 只是在这个时候,小猴子却尿不出来,越尿不出来越急,越急就越尿不出来。 It starts to keep jumping, wants to look for the means actually unable to find, if trades it that made the ancestors, a sinister aspect, can fight actually, but it of this whole life was too small, appeared at this time was extremely also no use. 它开始不停地蹦跳着,想找办法却找不到,若是换做上辈子的它,一身凶相,倒是可以一战,但这辈子的它还是太小,在这个时候也显得太过无助了一些。 The shadow starts to walk slowly, has probably been gazing at old daoist to stand to be the same, his behavior truly seems somewhat unusual, just like old daoist guessed, he is really dreading anything probably. 黑影开始慢慢地走来,像是在一直注视着老道会不会站起来一样,他的这种行为确实显得有些反常,正如老道所猜测,他好像真的是在忌惮着什么东西。 Dreads own talisman paper? 是忌惮自己的符纸 But didn't he brag the correct path person? 但他不是自诩正道人士么? My talisman paper, 我的符纸, Is effective to him? 对他管用? old daoist somewhat is also confused, 老道也有些迷茫, But turns over to confusedly confusedly, he must stand, 但迷茫归迷茫,他还是要站起来, Since works as own biological grandson the little monkey, always impossible dead behind him, the merely old daoist fee/spent goes all-out, still cannot stand. 既然把小猴子当自己的亲孙子,总不可能在他后面死去,只是老道费尽全力,依然站不起来。 The shadow approaches, 黑影来临, As if he is also let out a long breath, 似乎他也是长舒一口气, Then he raised the hand, 然后他举起了手, The hand is very narrow, 手很窄, Yes, 是的, Very narrow, 很窄, Is narrow seems like a paper, but is quite sharp, can probably easily tear into shreds all impediment thing. 窄得像是一张纸,但却极为锋锐,像是能轻易撕碎一切阻挡物。 The little monkey holds the Yin-Yang book, fell ruthlessly on the ground, even also made an effort to step on with own foot. 小猴子捧着阴阳冊,狠狠地摔在了地上,甚至还用自己的脚去使劲地踩。 Boss Zhou gives the little monkey taking care this thing, 周老板把这个东西交给小猴子保管, The little monkey knows certainly that this definitely is a treasure, 小猴子当然知道这肯定是个宝贝, But this treasure does not have the means to play the role at crucial moments, 但这个宝贝却没办法在关键时刻起到作用, This feeling looks like you to be stranded when the desert, the side has several box of valuable rarities, actually no water drop. 这种感觉就像是你被困在沙漠里时,身边有好几箱稀世珍宝,却没一滴水。 But steps on is stepping on, 但踩着踩着, In the Yin-Yang book spread a cat to call suddenly, 阴阳冊里忽然传出了一声猫叫, immediately afterward, 紧接着, Three differently-colored light beams fly to shoot from inside, fell on all around. 三道颜色不同的光束从里头飞射出来,落在了四周。 What black is a black cat, 黑色的是一只黑猫, What azure is a python, 青色的是一只蟒蛇, What is yellow is a yellow weasel, 黄色的是一只黄鼠狼, Boss Zhou «Animal world», makes a dazzling entrance finally in this time. 周老板的《动物世界》,在此时终于闪亮登场。 The ear bank as if broadcast the voice of Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang: 耳畔似乎传来了赵忠祥老师的声音: In the middle of this forest, came in the summer, the yellow weasel starts to look for food, the snake group also ended own hibernation, the hunting household domestic wool is cannot spunk up sluggishly. “在这一片森林当中,夏天来了,黄鼠狼开始出来觅食,蛇群也结束了自己的冬眠,猎户家养的毛则是懒懒散散地打不起精神。 Here, you can see many animals, they dwelling here, the life here, builds to be the harmony and happiness in nature together. 在这里,你可以看见很多的动物,他们栖息在这里,生活在这里,一起营造出属于大自然的和谐与美好。 Here, you even can see the fuck greasy horse .................. 在这里,你甚至可以看见腻马………………” The shadow stopped. 黑影停顿了一下。 Squeak squeak squeak!!!!” “吱吱吱!!!!” The little monkey is shouting to three forms desperately, does not know that is shouting anything, but among the animals, oh no, among the evil spirits should have own exchange way and language, therefore little monkey squeak squeak squeak, they should be able to understand. 小猴子对着三道身影拼命地喊着,也不知道在喊什么,但动物之间,哦不,妖物之间应该也有着自己的交流方式和语言,所以小猴子的“吱吱吱”,它们应该是能听懂的。 At that moment, 当下, The black cat is making the crawling shape to the shadow, prepares to launch the attack. 黑猫对着黑影作匍匐状,准备发动攻击。 After all the Yin-Yang book was recognized by Zhou Ze early lord, although Zhou Ze this master will not have played, but the black cat as was clear spirit should to make anything. 毕竟阴阳冊早被周泽认主了,虽然周泽这个主人还不会玩儿,但黑猫作为器灵清楚自己应该要做什么。 However the aunt milk and yellow Asan actually demonstrated that an indifferent appearance, the two will even also draw back a distance on own initiative in the future, expressed there is nothing to do with me. 但是八姑奶和黄阿三却显示出一副无所谓的样子,二者甚至还主动往后退了一段距离,表示和我无关。 Hehe, wants to ask this great-aunt to intend at this time unexpectedly to save you? “呵呵,这个时候居然想求本姑奶奶出手救你们? Why does this great-aunt save you? 本姑奶奶凭什么救你们? You all die, 你们全都死, The person in bookstore all died was good! ” 书店里的人全都死光了才好!” whistling ............ shouts whistling ............ “呼呼呼…………呼呼呼…………” yellow Asan continues to sleep, although it is moving, but snoring as before, indicated a stance of standing and remaining aloof from the thing of no immediate concern to oneself. 黄阿三继续睡着觉,虽然它在移动,但呼噜依旧,也表明了一种事不关己高高挂起的姿态。 The monkey appears is angry very much , to continue squeak squeak squeak to call, follows the experience that old daoist fools around together by it, by getting up to wrangle with is reasonable, definitely liked a crane among chickens in the evil spirit. 猴子显得很是生气,继续“吱吱吱”地叫着,以它跟随老道厮混的经历来看,论起扯皮和讲道理,肯定在妖物中鹤立鸡群了。 But the aunt milk actually remains unmoved with yellow Asan as before. 但八姑奶跟黄阿三却依旧不为所动。 The aunt milk even sneered two, was saying to the shadow: 八姑奶甚至又冷笑了两声,对着黑影道: Fellow Daoist, you do your matter, this great-aunt ensure does not meddle.” “道友,你做你的事,本姑奶奶保证不插手。” This clarified being indifferent to another's plight, even must refuel the meaning of cheering. 这是摆明了隔岸观火,甚至还要加油助威的意思。 The shadow leans slightly excessively, swept one that two to attempt to be separated to fight the circle the evil spirit, in the throat exuded the strange laughter, said: 黑影微微侧过头,扫了一眼那两只企图脱离战圈的妖物,喉咙里发出了怪异的笑声,道: Evil spirit, must die!” “妖物,都得死!” the next moment, 下一刻, The flute sound gets up, 箫声响起, The black cat crawled painfully on the ground, tail also dispirited that turned upwards high. 黑猫痛苦地匍匐在了地上,原本高高翘起的尾巴也萎靡了下去。 yellow Asan and aunt milk is also same, very falls down painfully. 黄阿三和八姑奶也是一样,十分痛苦地倒在地上。 You ............ you did not speak the truth ............ aunt milk short of breath to curse angrily. “你…………你不讲道理…………”八姑奶气急怒骂道。 Meanwhile, 同时, The aunt milk also is very at heart suffering, 八姑奶心里也很委屈, this time leaves the mountain, originally is solves the matter of junior, 这次出山,本是解决小辈的事儿的, Finally are so unlucky? 结果自己怎么就这么倒霉? Was first imitated the plot of «Journey to the West» Riggin horn silver corner/horn king by that bookstore boss bewilderedly oneself receiving, now come out with great difficulty, bumped into one in eye unable to accommodate the correct path person of sand. 先是被那个书店老板莫名其妙地仿照《西游记》里金角银角大王的剧情把自己给收了,现在自己好不容易出来了,又碰到了一个“眼里容不得”沙子的正道人士。 Evil spirit, must die!” “妖物,都得死!” !” “噗!” The body of black cat had a crack, this is the wound, means that its soul body was ripped open an opening, but the black cat throws fiercely in the next moment, changed to black electro-optic, pierced the shadow directly. 黑猫的身上出现了一道裂缝,这是伤口,意味着它的灵魂体被撕开了一道口子,但黑猫在下一刻猛地扑上去,化作了一道黑色的光电,直接洞穿了黑影。 But the flute sound has not stopped, 但箫声没有停止, The shadow reappears in another direction. 黑影在另一个方向重新出现。 On! Has not resulted in elected, he locked our internal energy, did not plan that makes us escape!” “上吧!没得选了,他锁定了我们的气机,根本不打算让我们逃!” Big dreamyellow Asan has said low and deep, then plunged the shadow, aunt milk not again hesitant, rushed ahead on own initiative. 一直“大梦“中的黄阿三低沉地说了一声,而后扑向了黑影,八姑奶也没再犹豫,主动冲杀了上去。 Has not resulted in elects, 没得选的时候, Has not really resulted in elected, 就真的没得选了, Did not go all out also to spell! 不拼命也得拼了! Three evil spirit soul bodies are conducting strangling to death to the shadow, the scene once seemed very chaotic. 三个妖物魂体对着黑影进行着绞杀,场面一度显得很是混乱。 But after the shadow was torn into shreds the puncture each time, can always reappear quickly, 但黑影每次被撕碎击穿之后,总是能很快地重新出现, Together human skin, is he, 一道人皮,就是一个他, human skin are many, means that he clone. 人皮很多,意味着他分身很多。 His main body definitely in, but had not come, 他的本体肯定就在附近,但一直没现身, Moreover from the beginning to the present, he is controlling several human skin, makes a move to conduct to extinguish to the people of several sides simultaneously kills, 而且从一开始到现在,他都是操控着好几个人皮,对几方的人同时出手进行灭杀, This is a boldness, 这是一种魄力, Also is an indifferent self-confidence. 也是一种淡然的自信。 This method he taught Xu Qinglang initially, 这个法门当初他教给了许清朗, But old permits only satisfies cultivating to pin the parents ghost in human skin accompanies itself, 但老许只满足于修炼到将自己父母亡魂寄托在人皮之中陪伴自己, Afterward became a chef. 后来更是成了一个厨子。 The flute sound aggravated fiercely, 箫声猛地加重了, The quality of shadow was also as if better than before, 黑影的质量似乎比之前也更好了, The black cat was swept to fly, the soul body is almost transparent, 黑猫被扫飞出去,魂体几乎透明, yellow Asan and aunt milk is also the soul body nearly disintegration. 黄阿三和八姑奶也是魂体近乎崩碎。 If can escape, they had run away, but the opposite party has not let the meaning that they walk, this feeling, making them very aggrieved. 如果可以逃,它们早就逃了,但对方没有让它们走的意思,这种感觉,让它们很是憋屈。 That ghost messenger? Where he died!” “那个鬼差呢?他死哪里去了!” The aunt milk shouts suddenly. 八姑奶忽然喊道。 Very laughable, 很可笑, At this time, 在这个时候, Unexpectedly what the aunt milk shouted was Zhou Ze, that she wished one could to eat uncooked exactly the exhausted that fellow. 八姑奶居然喊的是周泽,那个她恨不得生吃活剥的那个家伙。 Buzz!” “嗡!” The shadow raids again, 黑影再度袭来, Three imposing manner weak evil spirit forms have to clench teeth to move forward to meet somebody again. 三道气势微弱的妖物身影不得不咬牙再度迎了上去。 But near, 而边上, The old daoist mouth non-stop coughing the blood, 老道嘴里不停咳着鲜血, The little monkey helps old daoist clean with own meat claw in side, 小猴子在旁边用自己的肉爪帮老道擦拭着, Also another claw takes the cell phone, keeps giving Zhou Ze to telephone, but does not know what reason, 同时另一只爪子拿着手机,不停地给周泽打着电话,但不知道什么原因, The sound that telephone that has broadcast is actually: 电话那头一直传来的声音却是: Sorry, the number that you dial is unable to put through temporarily, please dial later. orry! thesubsriberyoudialedannotbeonnetedforthement , pleaserediallater ............ “对不起,您拨打的号码暂时无法接通,请稍后再拨。orry!thesubsriberyoudialedannotbeonnetedforthement,pleaserediallater…………”
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