Zhou Ze telephones finally, the old daoist life in others hands, said after all before must collect an animal world, merely plays itchy, and has no direct purpose. 周泽最后还是打了电话,老道的命毕竟在人家手上,之前说要收集一个动物世界,也只是手痒玩玩而已,并没有什么直接目的。 When a salt fish can be boring occasionally stands up from failure, but you make it have any long-term plan, that really pressed it. 一条咸鱼可以无聊时偶尔翻翻身,但你让它有什么长远规划,那真的太难为它了。 Moreover, at this matter, Zhou Ze saw hard to deal with northeast Laoshan grove, you stressed one, following leaves the mountain to look for you, is really makes you bothersomely extremely bothersome. 而且,在这件事上,周泽看见了东北老山林子的难缠,你抓了一个,后续一个一个地出山过来找你,真的是让你烦不胜烦。 Sits in the passenger compartment, the female reception offered one cup of Longjing, then stands in Zhou Ze very much naturally behind, helping Zhou Ze press the shoulder. 在包间里坐着,女接待送上了一杯龙井茶,而后很是大方地站在周泽身后,帮周泽按起了肩膀。 old daoist had sobered, the light body both hands are holding a first face to squat aggrieved in side, probably when police officer campaign against pornography caught brothel customer. 老道已经清醒了过来,光着身子双手抱头一脸哀怨地蹲在旁边,像是警察扫黄时被抓到的嫖客。 Boss Zhou keeps smoking, without speech, the atmosphere that but this type has not spoken lets old daoist is the suffering. 周老板不停地抽着烟,没说话,但这种没说话的氛围却让老道最是煎熬。 Actually is also right, Boss Zhou truly is is a little not comfortable, oneself stress two immortals, but also without warming up, this must deliver. 其实也对,周老板心里确实是有点不舒坦,自己抓来俩大仙,还没焐热,这就又得送出去。 „At heart uncomfortable?” “心里不舒服么？” The female reception gathers near the Zhou Ze ear own face, asked in a soft voice. 女接待把自己的脸凑到周泽耳边,轻声问道。 This seductress indeed was sycophancy as if made by Heaven, even Zhou Ze has to acknowledge, she indeed was very attractive. 这个狐狸精的确是媚骨天成,连周泽都不得不承认,她的确是很有吸引力。 „Is this office you opens?” Zhou Ze asked. “这家会所是你开的？”周泽问道。 „Hehe, yes, opened nearly for three years, the business has been good.” “呵呵,是的,开了快三年了,生意一直不错。” „Opens this to make money?” “开这个是为了赚钱？” Zhou Ze felt suddenly, even if immortal, probably the day passes also difficultly, whether or not were getting fewer and fewer because of the present superstitious person, therefore consecration of immortals were also few? 周泽忽然觉得哪怕是大仙儿,好像日子过得也艰难啊,是不是因为现在迷信的人越来越少了,所以大仙们的供奉也少了？ „Makes money?” The female reception is covering mouth „hehe” smiled for a long time, smiling the tears was about to come out, said: „ Mr. Zhou, your joke was really funny, “赚钱？”女接待捂着嘴“呵呵呵”笑了好久,笑得眼泪都快出来了,道:“周先生,你这玩笑实在是太好笑了, Like your people like me, will be short of money? ” 像你我这种人,会缺钱么？” „............” Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽。 Boss Zhou felt a deep evil intention from this world. 周老板感受到了一股来自这个世界的深深恶意。 Before, 以前, Is Yingying has the funeral object antique, 是莺莺有陪葬品古董, old permits has more than 20 apartments, 老许有二十几套房, The old daoist live broadcast income is also very considerable, 老道直播收入也很可观, The opposite opens net obviously is also a second generation of rich, smoke over a thousand, 对面开网咖的明明也是一个富二代,一根烟都上千块, Now run into a seductress, is rich? 现在自己遇到个狐狸精,也有钱？ „Elder sister more than 100 years ago, but also has opened the brothel, at that time the brothel was legitimate.” “姐姐在一百多年前,还开过青楼呢,那时候青楼可是合法的哟。” „Not to make money, to make what?” “不为了赚钱,是为了做什么？” „You open the bookstore, to make what?” “那你开书店,是为了做什么？” Zhou Ze was silent, does not know how should reply. 周泽沉默了,不知道该如何回答。 Female reception loose an own hair, referred to all around, said: 女接待松了一下自己的头发,指了指四周,道: „ The decadent music hears, many enchanting females paces back and forth, “靡靡之音入耳,莺莺燕燕徘徊, The loving couple interweaves, demeanor dog or horse continuous, 男欢女爱交织,声色犬马不休, Sentiment, desire, 情啊,欲啊, Ugly, dirty, lower reaches, 丑恶的,肮脏的,下流的, Lowly, flattery, abnormal, 卑贱的,阿谀的,变态的, People this character make every effort to keep secret to „nature”, 人们对“性”这个字讳莫如深, Actually cannot leave it in any event, cannot go round it, does not give up it. 却无论如何都离不开它,绕不开它,也舍不得它。 Here look, listening, sensing, 在这里看着,听着,感悟着, Repairs three in the bustling place outside, 于红尘中修出三界外, Mr. Zhou, 周先生, This is the elder sister's my say/way of cultivation. ” 这就是姐姐我的修炼之道。” Zhou Ze hears word, nods. 周泽闻言,点点头。 „ After the founding of the nation, does not permit to become a ghost, “建国后不准成精啦, The road that the monster cultivates is getting more and more difficult, everyone's incense and candle consecrates are also getting fewer and fewer, these old things work as the turtle in the Laoshan grove in any case as before, the elder sister I cannot have a liking for them. 妖修的路越来越难,大家的香火供奉也越来越少,那些个老东西反正依旧所在老山林子里当缩头乌龟,姐姐我是看不上它们的。 But does not have the means that after all 200 years ago everyone is moe moe dá the small creature ; 但没办法,毕竟两百年前大家都是萌萌哒的小动物; Which breaks the bone to link the muscle, their this time falls down one after another in your hand, an old grove native of Litteau had the words, I have no alternative but to manage, was worries. ” 打断骨头连着筋哪,它们这次相继栽倒在你的手上,老林子里托人带了话,我就不能不管,也是愁的哟。” „In Laoshan grove also how many seductresses/evil spirits?” Zhou Ze a little asked curiously. “老山林子里还有多少妖精？”周泽有点好奇地问道。 „ Are not many, are not many, on our batch of old also a little climates, remaining, can open the wisdom was few. “不多啦,不多啦,也就我们这一批老的还有点气候,剩下的,能开智的都很少了。 Hehe, Mr. Zhou, said the words that pulls out the pit of the stomach, this group of old things, you grasped grasped, does not need to speak what truth guilty, should have skin Bajin to have skin Bajin, should refine the soul to refine the soul, 呵呵,周先生,说句掏心窝子的话,这帮老东西,你抓了就是抓了,也没必要愧疚讲什么道理,该抽皮拔筋就抽皮拔筋,该炼魂就炼魂, Really is not good, makes a puppet to make them give you to work as a gate god, is indisputable, although I in was reasonable with you, but in fact this matter basic can say on no truth. 实在不行,造个傀儡让它们给你当个门神,也无可厚非,我之前虽说是跟你在讲道理,但实际上这事儿根本就没什么道理可以讲。 You, you incurred, eat them, they also can only receive. 你强,你有招,吃死了它们,它们也就只能受着。 The aunt milk and yellow the elder brother, just became a ghost long ago, who has not damaged the grove even to descend the mountain to damage the human life, each hands and feet is not the clean pure and good-hearted person ; 那八姑奶和黄阿哥,早些年刚成精的时候,谁没祸害过林子甚至下山祸害过人命啊,各个手脚都不是干净纯良的主儿; Afterward the magical skill was high, the time was different, this learned acted with constraint, but in the natural disposition, is the beforehand same as usual. 后来道行高了,时代不同了,这才学会矜持了一些,但本性上,还是以前的老样子。 If you these methods, the elder sister I cannot teach you, but you must guarantee, do not use these tricks on the elder sister, if in the future had the evil spirit that what did not enlarge ones vision to ask you to trouble or you again saw, can receive receives, making the best use of things wasn't? ” 你要是不会那些法门啊,姐姐我可以教你,但你得保证,别把那些招子用在姐姐身上,日后若是再有什么不开眼的妖物来找你麻烦或者你瞅见了,能收就收了吧,物尽其用不是？” Some Zhou Ze accidents/surprises looked at two this seductresses, asked: „Why are you?” 周泽有些意外地看了两眼这个狐狸精,问道:“你这是为什么？” „Why?” Female reception both hands flutter the Zhou Ze’s neck, half body almost sat on the Zhou Ze’s leg, said affectionate: „ Elder sister cherishes you, Ok? “为什么？”女接待双手勾住周泽的脖子,半个身子几乎都坐在了周泽的腿上,亲昵道:“姐姐稀罕你,可以么？ Can in the face of elder sister's skill, be able to keep calm as before, are not really many, therefore the elder sister favors you. 能在姐姐的功力面前,依旧可以保持镇定的,真的不多哟,所以姐姐看好你。 Has this strength in meditation, perhaps even if your merely ghost messenger, crosses now several years ten years, the chief of police will inspect some day will even take up to sentence the pen to be a judge in the future is also possible. 有这种定力,哪怕现在你只是鬼差,说不定过个几年十年的,捕头巡检甚至日后有朝一日拿起判笔当个判官也是可能的。 This little while, the elder sister first sells your favor, in the future you will be developed, do not forget the elder sister and that's the end. 这会儿,姐姐先卖你人情,日后你发达了,可别忘了姐姐就是了。 Also, yellow Asan and aunt milk is not the fuel-efficient lamp, you can receive them, explained your ability. 再说了,黄阿三和八姑奶可不是什么省油的灯,你能把它们俩都收了,本就说明了你的能力。 The elder sister my is also an investment, initially when the elder sister opened the brothel in Henan, has invested Yuan Weiting, almost became. ” 姐姐我这也算是一种投资,当初姐姐在河南开青楼时,就投资过袁慰亭,差点就成了啊。” Zhou Ze knits the brows slightly, who Yuan Weiting is? 周泽微微皱眉,袁慰亭是谁？ At this time, has squatted in old daoist that at the same time does not dare to speak opens the mouth saying: 这时候,一直蹲在一边没敢说话的老道开口道: „Boss, is Yuan Shikai.” “老板,就是袁世凯。” The Zhou Ze brow wrinkled deeply. 周泽眉头皱得更深了。 old daoist that just the popular science ended wished one could to pull out the mouth, 刚科普完的老道恨不得抽自己嘴巴, Oneself scolded himself: 自己骂自己: Are many on your words, 就你话多, On your ability, 就你能耐, You special cannot help act like a pretentious prick! 你特么就是忍不住要装逼是吧！ „Pitifully, his luck is thin, cannot haunch that yellow robe, shortly after alas, the elder sister I had almost the opportunity of model mother world initially.” “可惜啊,他福薄,撑不起那件黄袍,没多久就呜呼哀哉了,姐姐我当初可是差点有母仪天下的机会。” At this point, the female reception first smiles unexpectedly, then cried, probably speaking of the sad matter was the same. 说到这里,女接待居然自顾自地先笑起来,然后又哭了起来,像是说到了自己伤心事儿一样。 „Our bosses, I look for our bosses!” “我们老板呢,我来找我们老板！” „Bang! Bang! Bang!” “轰！轰！轰！” Outside heard an intermittent explosion sound sound. 外面传来了一阵阵的轰响声。 The female reception got down from Zhou Ze, stands up, arrives at outside, Zhou Ze also went out together, old daoist wore immediately own Daoist robe, with went out together. 女接待从周泽身上下来,站起身,走到了外面,周泽也一起出去,老道马上把自己的道袍穿起来,跟着一块儿出去。 On the Bai Yingying shoulder sits a little monkey, stands in the great hall, around her, is lying down lying this way and that 56 securities. 白莺莺肩膀上坐着一只小猴子,站在大堂中间,在她四周,横七竖八地躺着五六个保安。 „Boss, Yingying came!” “老板,莺莺来了！” The female reception and Zhou Ze also happen to walked, the female reception vision first looked to the Yin-Yang book in monkey, the pursing the lips lip, in the heart secret one startled: 女接待和周泽也正好走了出来,女接待目光先看向了猴子手里的阴阳冊,抿了抿嘴唇,心中暗暗一惊: No wonder the aunt milk and yellow Asan incurred, originally is this thing. 怪不得八姑奶和黄阿三都中招了,原来是这个东西。 At this time, the female reception looked that the Zhou Ze’s vision was more different, Yin-Yang book, but the thing of judge grasping, do not think that netherworld underworld did not have the relationship through female relatives. 这个时候,女接待看周泽的目光就更不一样了,阴阳冊,可是判官手持之物,别以为阴间地狱就没有裙带关系。 At this time, the female reception obviously was regarded as the Yin two generations Zhou Ze, 这时候,女接待是明显地把周泽看作是阴二代, Comes up when ghost messenger nothing but is gold-plated. 上来当鬼差无非是镀镀金的。 „That thing ............” female reception is pointing at the Yin-Yang book in monkey. “那个东西…………”女接待指着猴子手里的阴阳冊。 Her words have not said, 她话还没说完, Yingying loudly shouted: „Any thing non- thing, this great-aunt is very rich!” 莺莺就大喝道:“什么东西不东西的,本姑奶奶有的是钱！” Saying, Yingying the box takes own brings, pounds from inside one stack of money one stack of money outward, 说着,莺莺把自己带着的箱子取出来了,从里面一沓钱一沓钱地往外砸, The heroic spirit soars to the heavens! 豪气冲天！ Quite «God of Gamblers» movie dances in the breeze the distribution elder brother to hug the elegant demeanor that the younger sister is dancing in money. 颇有一种《赌神》电影里里在钱钞飘舞之下发哥搂着妹子跳舞的风采。 „ My family boss not in your here several women, this is your being honored! “我家老板不就是在你这儿上了几个女人么,这是你们的荣幸！ Can be visited by my family boss, is good fortune that your several lifetime cannot repair! ” 能被我家老板临幸,是你们几辈子修不来的福分！” Bai Yingying is shouting while continues to lose money. 白莺莺一边喊着一边继续丢着钱。 „ Thinks that our family/home bosses didn't have money? Couldn't this money give? “以为我们家老板没钱了？这点钱给不出来了？ My Yingying has, come, you are not ask for money, but also wants to compel my family boss to take the treasure to pay off a debt in labor? 我莺莺有啊,来啊,你们不是要钱么,还想逼着我家老板拿宝贝抵债？ I told you, no way! 我告诉你们,没门！ Money, gives you! 钱,给你们！ Boss, you played to enjoy oneself to the full, the words that has not enjoyed oneself to the full we continued to call, making them in all women again the office shout, 老板,你玩尽兴了没有,没尽兴的话我们再继续叫,让他们把会所里所有女人都喊出来, You cross the eye one by one, relax, has Yingying, definitely makes you chase to enjoy oneself to the full! ” 你挨个过眼,放心吧,有莺莺在,肯定让你嫖个尽兴！” Zhou Ze deeply inspires, suddenly thought that a little liver hurts. 周泽深吸一口气,忽然觉得有点肝疼。 The female reception was also dumbfounded, 女接待也是傻眼了, old daoist looked at the drool quickly to flow in side, after deciding and other matters, must ask secretly the Bai Yingying ancestors did have the sisters, where buried, oneself must dig the grave to dig one to come out with the Yingying same zombie. 老道在旁边看得哈喇子都快流出来了,打定主意等这件事之后自己一定要偷偷去问问白莺莺上辈子有没有姐妹,葬在哪里,自己也要去挖坟挖一头跟莺莺一样的僵尸出来。 When the maid works as the goon, you patronize prostitutes she also to have money to help you pay a bill! 又当女仆又当打手的,你去嫖娼她还带着钱帮你付账！ mmp, mmp, How can't I meet? 怎么我就遇不到？ Actually, because after is in the Zhou Ze telephone gives Bai Yingying said the address, went back and asked old permits, thinks that the boss same was patronizing prostitutes does not have money to pay a bill to be buckled with old daoist. 其实,是因为周泽电话里给白莺莺说了地址之后,回去又问了一下老许,以为老板跟老道一样也是嫖娼没钱付账被扣下来了。 „Yingying.” “莺莺。” Zhou Ze is beckoning to Bai Yingying. 周泽对着白莺莺招了招手。 „Yeah, Boss.” “哎,老板。” Bai Yingying the timid young girl inspiring tenderness runs immediately, in her hand is also taking that large package. 白莺莺马上小鸟依人地跑来,她手里还提着那个大包。 „In this pocket is the money?” Zhou Ze asked. “这兜里都是钱？”周泽问道。 „, Not is only money, Yingying heard that here is not very possibly clean, therefore you had the best blue elf to the boss, does not know that which type of taste the boss you likes, “啊,不光是钱啊,莺莺听说这里可能不够干净,所以给老板你带了最好的蓝精灵,也不知道老板你喜欢哪种口味的, Here has the belt/bring pellet, 这里有带颗粒的, Chocolate taste, 还有巧克力味的, Is ultra-thin, 还有超薄的, Right, lubricant decontaminating solution, in addition had greatly bottled woman flame to be clean, washed healthily is coming. ” 对了,还有润滑液消毒水,另外还带了大瓶装的妇炎洁,洗洗更健康来着。” „............” Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽。 „Youngest sister, I thought that what our whether or not does have to misunderstand?” The female reception opens the mouth to ask in this time. “小妹妹,我觉得我们是不是有什么误会？”女接待在此时开口问道。 „Misunderstanding?” Bai Yingying gawked, the horse above reveal panic-stricken color, both hands grab the arm of female reception to sway to say simultaneously: „Cannot be the misunderstanding!” “误会？”白莺莺愣了一下,马上面露惊恐之色,同时双手抓着女接待的手臂摇晃道:“千万不能是误会啊！” She worries for the lower part enterprise of her boss, really expected that very much the boss can prove itself, can start off to drive normally. 她可是为自家老板的下半身事业操碎了心,真的很期望老板可以证明自己,可以正常上路开车。 „Yingying.” “莺莺。” „Yeah, Boss, my here also brings the god oil as well as Viagra ............” “哎,老板,我这儿还带来神油以及万艾可…………” „Shut up.” “闭嘴。” „......” Bai Yingying does not speak immediately. “唔……”白莺莺马上不说话了。 Some Zhou Ze headaches, put out a hand to take the Yin-Yang book from monkey, gave the female reception: „They in inside, you put them.” 周泽有些头疼,伸手从猴子手里拿过了阴阳冊,递给了女接待:“它们就在里头,你把它们放出来吧。” The female reception frightens in the future keeps drawing back, simultaneously waves saying: „You are cracking a joke, this is ............ this is ............” 女接待吓得不停地往后退,同时挥手道:“您是在开玩笑么,这可是…………这可是…………” The female reception „Yin-Yang book” three characters do not even dare to say. 女接待甚至连“阴阳冊”三个字都不敢说。 netherworld judge dignity, even if the world of the living monster cultivates must yield and withdraw. 阴司的判官威严,哪怕是阳间妖修都得退避三舍。 Zhou Ze shrugs, 周泽耸了耸肩, Said: 道: „ Then the issue came, I do not have the instruction booklet of this thing, so far, “那么问题来了,我没这东西的说明书,目前为止, I will only put the thing toward inside, 我只会往里头放东西, Has not known how to take the thing. ” 还不知道怎么把东西取出来。” „............” Female reception. “…………”女接待。