Bonfire, 篝火, Slowly was lit, 慢慢地被点燃, Does not have in the telecine picture instant shooting up to the sky, but starts to burn slowly. 没有电视电影画面中刹那间的冲天而起,而是慢慢地开始燃烧。 Old Man Cui holds the whole body is being the old lady of blood lies down on the fuel pile, the old lady has been struggling, it can the sensation arrive at the fear, knows the fire to her injury, but Old Man Cui actually seems like the boyfriend to comfort the little girlfriend to be the same, keeps patting her shoulder, gives her snort/hum the song, is speaking the consolation intimate words to her. 崔老头抱着浑身是血的老太婆躺在柴火堆上,老太婆一直在挣扎,它能感知到恐惧,也知道火对她的伤害,但是崔老头却像是男友在安慰自己小女友一样,不停地拍着她的肩膀,给她哼着歌,对她说着慰藉贴心的话。 The girls also lie down in side, but she is a ghost, she does not fear the fire, she does not know why oneself must lie down here, does not know why the grandfather and mother must lie down here. 女童也躺在旁边,但她是鬼,她不怕火,她不知道自己为什么要躺在这里,也不知道爷爷和妈妈为什么要躺在这儿。 The grandfather asked her to lie down here, 爷爷叫她躺在这儿, She lay down here. 她就躺在这儿了。 What ignition was Zhou Ze, Old Man Cui obeyed the agreement, after the matter became, he is comforting the old lady, got up „stake frame” together. 点火的是周泽,崔老头遵照了约定,事成之后,他安抚着老太婆,一起上了“火刑架”。 All heterosexual loves should be burnt, 所有的异性恋都该被烧死, But this to heterosexual love, even if lies down on the fuel pile of combustion, but also is keeping scattering the dog grain. 但这对异性恋哪怕是躺在燃烧的柴火堆上,还在不停地撒着狗粮。 Exceeded the age level, 超越了年龄层次, Even can say that has exceeded the boundary isolation of species, 甚至可以说已经超越了物种的界限隔离, The person ghost sentiment of Eastern edition not. 东方版本的人鬼情未了。 „Is this love?” “这就是爱情么？” Xu Qinglang said after a sigh. 许清朗感叹道。 People to will always surpass the thing that oneself expect to sigh, 人们总是会对一些超出自己预料的事物进行感叹, For example moving love story. 比如动人的爱情故事。 Because regarding most people, couple merely with the forest bird, can together until death faithful, after all is a few in a few. 因为对于大多数人来说,夫妻只是同林鸟,能一起至死不渝的,毕竟是少数中的少数。 Most solemn pledges of eternal love, 大部分的海誓山盟, Only can guarantee that men and women when flower month before last next, at that time said is the real soul talk, 只能保证男女在花前月下时,当时说得是真心话, Later over time, whether really to fulfill this promise and great aspirations, did not need is too earnest, earnest. 之后随着时间的流逝,能否真的践行这种诺言和宏愿,也不用太较真了,也较真不起来的。 „ While has not burnt to scream, you can also come up with enough time following fire of high-piled firewood selfie, sends a micro blog or the friend circle, the title can be: “趁着还没烧得尖叫起来,你还能来得及上去跟着火堆自拍一下,发个微博或者朋友圈,标题可以是: «Good Happy oh, To witness True Love Tonight» 《好开心哦,今晚见证了真正的爱情呢》 …… 或者, Can «When I Also Find Such One to My Man»? ” 《我什么时候也能找到这样一个对我的男人呢》？” Xu Qinglang has not paid attention to Zhou Ze’s to satirize, but answered: 许清朗没理会周泽的讽刺,但还是回话道: „I am very surprised, you will really compromise unexpectedly.” “我很意外,你居然真的会妥协。” „Uncompromising, what to do can also?” Zhou Ze shakes the head , to continue saying: „If compromises to trade the best result, I am willing to compromise.” “不妥协,又能怎么办呢？”周泽摇摇头,继续道:“如果妥协能换来最好的结局,我是愿意妥协的。” „Best result?” “最好的结局？” „This is the best result, to everyone, had a confession.” Zhou Ze replied. “这就是最好的结局,对所有人,都有了一个交代了。”周泽回答道。 „Confession?” “交代？” „Grandson to subdue|grams kills mother prosperously, unpardonably wicked, but the old lady also killed many crime people not until death, if the final outcome were they died, in also no one was at least understanding is not convinced, not is that so?” “孙克旺杀自己母亲,十恶不赦,但老太婆也杀了不少罪不至死的人,如果最后结局是他们都死了,至少也没人会心里不服气,不是么？” „Your this logic ............” “你这逻辑…………” „I am not a judge, is not police officer, my responsibility merely makes this old lady who turns into the zombie burn down, was solved, avoid outside she later runs up to does the matter to bring the trouble to me, now this result, is most complete.” “我又不是判官,也不是警察,我的职责只是让这个已经变成僵尸的老太婆烧掉,被解决掉,省得她之后再跑到外面去搞事情给我带来麻烦,现在这个结局,已经是最圆满的了。” The fire started to burn in a big way, 火开始烧得大了起来, Swallows with the old lady Old Man Cui gradually together, 渐渐将崔老头跟老太婆一起吞噬, Inside heard the sad and shrill pitiful yell sound, there is a form of struggling, your very difficult minute clear is Old Man Cui is being called the old lady to call. 里面传来了凄厉的惨叫声,也有挣扎的身影,你很难分清楚到底是崔老头在叫还是老太婆在叫。 „That wife, with that son, real doesn’t deserve to die.” Xu Qinglang said after a sigh, „this perhaps was the biggest regret.” “那个妻子,跟那个儿子,真的不该死的。”许清朗感叹道,“这或许才是最大的遗憾吧。” A revenge, 一场复仇, A causal circle, 一场因果循环, Because involved the stranger, 因为牵扯到了陌生人, Therefore always thought that does not make people think complete. 所以总觉得不是那么让人觉得圆满。 Looked like on an artware to be contaminated on the dirt, in the great picture excellent work that nowadays spreads the later generation much has an Emperor Qianlong self-sensation good comment truth, a little spoiled the fun. 就像是一件艺术品上被沾染上了污渍,现如今不少流传后世的名画佳作上就有着乾隆皇帝自我感觉良好的批语一个道理,有点煞风景了。 People always hope that the hero from individual moral character to the private life is absolutely existence of pure white no flaw, but the fact often is not so ; 人们总是期待英雄是从个人品格到私生活都是绝对洁白无瑕的存在,但事实往往不是如此; Martin Luther Jinyi Road spoke recruits the prostitute even also to play double fly, 马丁路德金一路演讲一路招妓甚至还玩儿过双fly, Also does not affect his speech to enter the textbook. 也不影响他的演讲稿进课本。 Zhou Ze is clear, Xu Qinglang this mentality pure eating melon mentality, always thinks the program on stage to perform perfect. 周泽清楚,许清朗这种心态是纯粹的吃瓜心态,总想着台上的戏码能表演得尽善尽美。 „Do I want to make a Buddhist ceremony to that to mother and child?” Xu Qinglang asked. “我要不要给那对母子做一场法事？”许清朗问道。 „Did not need.” “没必要了。” „But others die after all pitifully.” “但人家毕竟死得可怜。” „Possibly the old lady discovered oneself were pregnant, does not dare to tell the son, told with the grandson or the daughter-in-law, then they informed.” “可能老太婆生前发现自己怀孕了,没敢跟儿子说,跟孙子或者跟儿媳妇说了,然后他们去告密了。” „Have you asked?” “你问过了？” „Had not asked.” “没问。” „Why did you say?” “那你凭什么这么说？” „This does not look at your uncomfortable.” “这不是看你心里不舒服么。” The fire started to be put out slowly, Zhou Ze no longer with the Xu Qinglang idle talk, walked to go forward to inspect, the dust turned over to the dust to turn over to the earth, Old Man Cui for a lifetime the Yin-Yang eye, in the end was such a result, made people think that unavoidably somewhat sobbed. 火开始慢慢地熄灭了,周泽不再跟许清朗废话,走上前检查了一下,尘归尘土归土,崔老头一辈子阴阳眼,到头来是这样一个结局,也难免让人觉得有些唏嘘。 The young girl stands on the ashes, looks at Zhou Ze as before a loss. 小女童站在灰烬上,依旧茫然地看着周泽。 „Come, I deliver the place that you go to you to go, looks your father...... your grandfather and mother.” “来,我送你去你该去的地方,去找你的爸……你的爷爷和妈妈。” Saying, 说着, Zhou Ze opened the door of underworld. 周泽打开了地狱之门。 Regardless of the right and wrong , there is nothing to do to wrong, 无论是非,无关对错, All these, should mark a period are. 这一切,都该画上一个句号才是。 The young girl somewhat moved toward the gate of underworld at a loss, waits for her, will be a new start. 小女童有些茫然地走向了地狱之门,等待她的,将是一场新的开始。 People think frequently ghost messenger is all ends, however, they actually can also be regarded as the new song goal prelude. 人们常常认为鬼差是一切的终结,然而,他们其实也可以被看作是新曲目的前奏。 „Uncle, the grandfather said, under the top following block of wood has his diary, the words that you want, can take.” “叔叔,爷爷说,灶台下面的木墩子下有他的日记本,你想要的话,可以去拿。” „Good.” Zhou Ze smiles, hints her to go. “好。”周泽笑了笑,示意她进去。 „Uncle, the grandfather added, mother, he will not say like this, because of flute sound.” “叔叔,爷爷还说,妈妈本来不会这样的,他说,是因为箫声。” After the young girl spoke these words, walked into the gate of underworld. 小女童说完这句话后,走入了地狱之门。 A Zhou Ze both hands racket, the gate of underworld vanished, has turned around to look to Xu Qinglang, 周泽双手一拍,地狱之门消失,转过身看向了许清朗, „What she just said that flute sound?” “她刚刚说什么,箫声？” „plop ............” “噗通…………” Xu Qinglang has not replied, 许清朗没回答, But fainted directly on the ground. 而是直接昏倒在了地上。 „Hey, old permits?” “喂,老许？” Zhou Ze walks up immediately, discovered that lies down turns green in the Xu Qinglang facial color of ground, lip slowly bulge. 周泽马上走上前去,发现躺在地上的许清朗面色发青,嘴唇慢慢地凸起。 Put out a hand to push the Xu Qinglang’s lip, 伸手挤开了许清朗的嘴唇, Zhou Ze saw two immature fangs, starts to show true colors! 周泽看见了两颗幼小的獠牙,初露峥嵘！ „My fuck.” “我艹。” Boss Zhou somewhat flustered, 周老板有些慌了, Immediately the Xu Qinglang neck wraps up the solid bandage to give to untie on, 马上把许清朗脖子上包扎得严严实实的绷带给解开, That meat on neck, has almost become one lump rottenly. 脖子上的那块肉,几乎已经烂成一坨了。 .................. ……………… Xu Qinglang does not know own stupor how long, he only knew in the dream, as if can also hear the flute sound that presented late, resembling was not far, making one ascertain airtight. 许清朗不知道自己昏迷了多久,他只知道在梦里,似乎还能听见那晚出现的箫声,似远非远,让人捉摸不透。 He had once thought that the good corpse is the old lady makes, is the old lady makes him regain consciousness again. 他曾想过,行尸是老太婆弄出来的,是老太婆让他再度苏醒的。 But he thinks afterward a questionable point, that was at that time the old lady with Zhou Ze together in the grandson to subdue|grams prosperous family/home, cannot the expert as long come here as the manages, moreover an old lady merely intelligence quotient is very low, can only be controlled the zombie by Old Man Cui slightly, does not have this ability. 但他后来想到了一个疑点,那就是当时老太婆跟周泽一起在孙克旺家,不可能手长到管到这里,而且老太婆只是一头智商很低,只能被崔老头稍微控制一下的僵尸,不具备这种能力。 Thinks is very long, 想了很久, Also had many dreams, 也做了很多的梦, Xu Qinglang dream to oneself in childhood, 许清朗梦到了自己小时候, Dream to oneself , on the street mixes, 梦到了自己在街上混的时候, The dream to oneself saw that the senior chief was sent to the noodle restaurant to learn a trade later, 梦到了自己见到老局长随后被送去面馆学手艺的时候, This dream, 这个梦, Very long is very long, 很长很长, reincarnation, keeps the relapse unceasingly, is tossing about his nerve back and forth. 不断地轮回,不停地反复,来来回回地折腾着他的神经。 Finally, 最后, Was admitted in a cauldron his dream to oneself, 他梦到了自己被放进了一口大锅中, „What this makes?” “这是做什么？” Xu Qinglang asked. 许清朗问道。 The pot starts to be getting more and more hot, 锅开始越来越烫, The water also starts to be getting more and more hot, 水也开始越来越热, Xu Qinglang wants to crawl desperately from the pot, actually cannot crawl. 许清朗拼命地想要从锅里头爬出来,却始终爬不出。 But at this time, 而这时, old daoist runs from a dark corner/horn, 老道从黑暗的一角跑出, Takes the cell phone to strike with force to: 拿着手机对着自己猛拍: „ Old irons, “老铁们, this time we come live broadcast ‚iron saucepan to cook itself’! ” 这次我们来直播‘铁锅炖自己’！” „Hū......... Hū...............” “呼…………呼………………” Xu Qinglang raised the head fiercely, he discovered that own Zhengguang the body is sitting in a bath barrel, the water is hot, keeps winding around the mist. 许清朗猛地抬起头,他发现自己正光着身子坐在一个浴桶内,水是热的,不停地缭绕出雾气。 Opposite, Zhou Ze sits there is repairing the nail, cultivates that to call an earnestness. 对面,周泽坐在那里修着指甲,修得那叫一个认真。 „Boss, but can also add water?” “老板,还得加水么？” old daoist asked in not far away. 老道在不远处问道。 „in addition , to continue.” “加,继续加。” „Good.” “好嘞。” old daoist took the bucket to boil water. 老道提着水桶下去烧水去了。 Before long, Bai Yingying walked, in the hand took a bag dark thing, Bai Yingying has not been noticing Xu Qinglang in bath barrel to awake, untied the bag directly, to bath barrel but actually. 不一会儿,白莺莺走了过来,手里拿着一袋子黑乎乎的东西,白莺莺没注意到浴桶里的许清朗已经醒了,直接把袋子解开,对着浴桶倒了进去。 „This is anything!” “这是什么！” Looks at these dark thick mud one thing but actually, 看着这些黑乎乎浓稠的烂泥一样的东西被倒了进来, Has is as good as Zhou Ze cleanliness/mysophobia Xu Qinglang to call to shout immediately. 有着不亚于周泽洁癖的许清朗马上叫喊道。 „!” “呀！” A Bai Yingying big mouth, the pleasant surprise said: „Did permits empress, you awake?” 白莺莺张大嘴,惊喜道:“许娘娘,您醒了啊？” „What?” Xu Qinglang is somewhat perplexed, „my stupor how long?” “什么？”许清朗有些不明所以,“我昏迷了多久？” „For three days and three nights oh.” “三天三夜了哦。” Saying, Bai Yingying is covering mouth „hehe” to smile, 说着,白莺莺捂着嘴“呵呵呵”地笑了起来, „ Scared to death me, when the boss you brought back to the bookstore, I also think that your was the plan turns into the zombie then to struggle for favor with me oneself intentionally, “吓死我了,老板把你带回书店时,我还以为您这是打算故意把自己变成僵尸然后跟我争宠呢, yīng yīng yīng. ” 嘤嘤嘤。” „............” Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗。 At this time if were not the light the body, 这个时候如果不是光着身子, In Xu Qinglang really good to pry open the head of Bai Yingying with the hammer is anything that has a look to install. 许清朗真的好想拿个榔头把白莺莺的脑袋撬开看看里面装的到底是什么东西。 Naturally, 当然了, Yingying really acts crazy, 莺莺真的发飙起来, He also feels timid. 他也是犯怵的。 „Awoke.” “醒了啊。” Zhou Ze put down the nail clippers to walk, then put out a hand to touch in the Xu Qinglang’s chin position. 周泽放下了指甲刀走了过来,然后伸手在许清朗的下巴位置摸了一把。 Xu Qinglang retrocedes immediately, 许清朗马上后退, But the bath barrel is so big, 但浴桶就这么大, Where can he fall back on goes? 他又能退到哪里去？ „How was my?” “我这是怎么了？” „What's wrong? You were nipped by the zombie, why didn't tell me earlier? You think that works as the zombie to be very fun? Let me tell you, most zombies die to wait on to be the same with downstairs.” “怎么了？你被僵尸咬了,为什么不早点告诉我？你以为当僵尸很好玩么？我跟你说,大部分僵尸都是跟楼下死侍一样。” „You the condition was not good at that time, I do not want to add to you ............” “你当时状态也不好,我不想给你添…………” „Ok, stopped, stops.” “行了,打住,打住。” Zhou Ze holds the volume, 周泽扶额, „ old permits, in our shop zombie enough many, I do not think, changes name to call zombie reading room the bookstore sign ‚’ ; “老许啊,咱店里僵尸够多的了,我可不想以后把书店牌子改名叫‘僵尸书屋’; All is the gloomy thing, saved the cold air/Qi to spend thoroughly. ” 全都是阴森森的东西,彻底省了冷气费了。” „I now?” Xu Qinglang referred to itself. “那我现在？”许清朗指了指自己。 „ I do not understand, how Yingying did not understand the corpse to solve poisonously, we also can only blindly guess, originally wants to make old daoist give you to take drugs, but he did not want ; “我也不懂,莺莺也不懂中了尸毒到底该怎么解决,我们也只能瞎猜,本来想让老道给你吸毒的,但他死活不愿意; Is always impossible to make me give you to take drugs with Yingying, I fear on your poison to add the poison. 总不可能让我跟莺莺给你吸毒吧,我怕你毒上加毒。 This time period turned some material anything without eating or sleeping, 这阵子废寝忘食地翻了一些资料什么的, Looked for some folk prescriptions and means that first used to you, just poured was the mud that the monkey urine mixed, no matter which useful, first used to you. 找了些偏方和办法,先给你用上了,刚刚倒进去的就是猴子尿掺和的泥巴,不管哪个有用,先都给你用上。 In this bath barrel also has the aging glutinous rice, old daoist talisman paper, the toad, the water snake, right, I feared that the flavor was not good, gives back to you to add selected pickled plum juice. ” 这浴桶里还有陈年糯米,还有老道的符纸,还有癞蛤蟆,还有水蛇,对了,我怕味道不好,还给你加了点酸梅汁。” Xu Qinglang then feels itself under to feel that itchy, immediately puts out a hand to grasp, a snake was gripped. 许清朗这才感觉到自己下面感觉痒痒的,马上伸手下去一抓,一条蛇被攥出来。 „Folk prescription where you check?” “你们到底是在哪里查的偏方？” Xu Qinglang asked with clenched jaws. 许清朗咬牙切齿地问道。 This motherfucker, 这他娘的, Really put a snake! 真的放进去了一条蛇啊！ „ Hong Kong zombie piece, “香港僵尸片啊, Thanks to your, I looked at Lam Ching Ying series recently, before merely the pleasure looked, currently also really very has the substitution feeling, Yingying also likes seriously. ” 托你的福,我最近把林正英系列又看了一遍,以前只是当乐子看,现在还真挺有代入感的,莺莺也喜欢得不得了。” „............” Xu Qinglang. 8) “…………”许清朗。八)