With the hand of smoke, 拿烟的手, Shivers slightly. 微微颤抖。 Just distributed the big great aspirations, 刚刚发下大宏愿, Resolving to complete one to have the salt fish that is good to be loaf gets sleepy daily, 立志做好一只好好偷懒天天犯困的咸鱼, Whose to become thinks, 谁成想, This great aspirations are hot, 这宏愿还热乎着呢, But the trouble, visited. 但麻烦,就上门了。 The previous time earth grave, after going in the alley spring the building, the paper person of tinea capitis monk clone, in addition from there along the other shore flower that coming back to work as the seasoning. 上次的土坟,进去后的小街春楼,癞头和尚的纸人分身,再加上自己从那里顺回来当调味品的彼岸花。 Those who most let the Zhou Ze headache is, 最让周泽头痛的是, This „eating to the heart's content” have not experienced, 这“大快朵颐”自己还没体验呢, The owners of lost articles walked. 失主就找上门来了。 Naturally, must say guilty, this really did not have. 当然了,要说愧疚,这还真没有。 Boss Zhou does not have, when the thief stole the guilty conscience of others family/home thing, 周老板也没有当小偷偷了别人家东西的负罪感, That group of people arranged that subtotal, attracted nearby ghost in the past, treated as the feed them, making them provide for the other shore to be colored, just like enter the ghost of underworld reincarnation to suffer can under the Yellow Springs abandoned, cut off the opportunity of being reborn in paradise. 那帮人布置了那个小结界,吸引附近的亡魂过去,把他们当作了饲料,让他们供养彼岸花,活脱脱地把原本可以下黄泉进地狱投胎的亡魂折磨得废了,断绝了往生的机会。 This is very much the matter that damages the good deeds done in secret, Zhou Ze does not have to boast oneself are „enforcing justice on behalf of Heaven” is implicit, which will have the guilty conscience because of this matter? 这是很损阴德的事儿,周泽没吹嘘自己是“替天行道”已经算是含蓄的了,哪还会因为这件事而有负罪感？ „My flower, tweed?” “我的花,花呢？” The old lady tremble arrived in front of Zhou Ze, put out a hand to hold the Zhou Ze’s shoulder, in eyes that got down hollowly, having one type to despair and crazy, is swaying the Zhou Ze’s body desperately, shouting loudly. 老太婆哆哆嗦嗦地走到了周泽面前,伸手抓住了周泽的肩膀,那凹陷下去的眼眸里,带着一种绝望和疯狂,拼命地摇晃着周泽的身体,大喊大叫着。 Boss Zhou just regained consciousness from the stupor, body also emaciated, this old lady is seemingly delicate, but also the really target strength, swung actually quickly Boss Zhou suppresses the attitude. 周老板刚刚从昏迷中苏醒,身子骨还孱弱着呢,这老太婆看似弱不禁风的,但还真有一把子力气,硬是将周老板摇得快憋过气儿去了。 „Lets loose the hand!” “放开手！” Bai Yingying put out a hand to raise the old lady immediately, the old lady body one but actually, then fell backward directly on the ground, the stupor in the past. 白莺莺马上伸手提开了老太婆,老太婆身体向后一倒,然后直接摔在了地上,昏迷了过去。 „......” Bai Yingying. “……”白莺莺。 „......” Zhou Ze. “……”周泽。 „Boss, this bumps porcelain?” Bai Yingying asked. “老板,这是碰瓷儿的？”白莺莺问道。 Zhou Ze also knits the brows, thinks, should not, initially oneself also once and little loli had pondered arranges that knot to raise the other shore flower person, regardless of the opposite party is the living person or the deceased person, in the world of the living in underworld, at least should also be a little character of facial countenance? 周泽也皱了皱眉,想了想,不应该啊,当初自己也曾和小luoli思考过布置那个结界养彼岸花的人,无论对方是活人还是死人,无论是在阳间还是在地狱,至少也该是有点头脸的人物吧？ The average people, without the qualifications do not have that skill to have that big writing skill. 普通人,没资格更没那种本事有那么大的手笔。 Old lady but who this comes to dun, too weak chicken? 但这上门讨债的老太婆,也太弱鸡了吧？ Bai Yingying pushes, 白莺莺一推, Fainted? 就昏过去了？ To blackmail money? 想讹钱？ Boss Zhou did not mind actually the spend some sacrificial paper money or the Renminbi feed to pack off the opposite party, compared with chain-like trouble that this matter likely causes, Zhou Ze thought that spends to eliminate the risk is completely desirable. 周老板倒是不介意花点冥钞或者人民币把对方喂饱送走,比起这件事可能引起的连锁麻烦,周泽觉得花钱消灾完全是可取的。 After all, 毕竟, After realizing oneself biggest took advantage to turn into the biggest powder keg, the Zhou Ze’s mentality also had some changes. 在意识到自己以前最大的依仗变成了最大的火药桶之后,周泽的心态也发生了一些变化。 Before was week Teddy, felt oneself can arrive at the day daylight day air flamboyant, 以前是周泰迪,觉得自己可以牛逼到日天日地日空气, The present is the week salt fish. 现在是周咸鱼。 On the road some actually many pedestrians cast the vision, but also no one passes through to come to see specially, everyone does not want to annoy the troublesome matter, at most after, walks slowly, was deliberately considering has anything to have a look lively. 路上倒是有不少行人投来目光,但还没有人特意走过来看看,大家都不想惹麻烦事儿,至多经过时,走慢一点,寻思着有没有什么热闹看看。 This looks like „pure and good-hearted” man, when regardless of age size, after street small washing hair door, will always pretend the nonchalant appearance to have a look at inside little elder sister to put on any color silk stockings truth today. 这就像是“纯良”的男人,无论年纪大小,经过街边小洗头房门口时,总是会装作不经意的样子看看里面小姐姐今天穿什么颜色的丝袜一个道理。 Therefore, Boss Zhou did not feel the own present mentality and life have what issue. 所以,周老板并不觉得自己现在的心态和生活态度有什么问题。 Opens eyes to have a look, 睁眼看看, On avenue, noise earthliness, 满大街上,喧嚣俗世, Comes and goes, 来来往往的, Is the salt fish. 都是咸鱼。 ........................ …………………… „Un un un ............ delicious delicious!!!!” “嗯嗯嗯…………好吃好吃！！！！” „Delicious ............ flavor well!!!!” “好吃啊…………味道好好！！！！” On dining table, 饭桌上, Zhou Ze depends on the chair to sit, Xu Qinglang in side looks that which vegetable/dish was short fried a point to serve food again. 周泽靠着椅子坐着,许清朗在旁边看着哪个菜少了就重新再炒一点上菜。 An old lady person eats that to call one „wolfing down”, probably in the ancient times just that put from the firmness, especially the left hand takes that great greasy elbow, 老太婆一个人吃得那叫一个“狼吞虎咽”,像是古代刚从牢里放出来的一样,尤其左手拿着的那个巨油腻的肘子, Eats that to call one to be greedy. 吃得那叫一个满嘴流油。 That is Xu Qinglang tonight specially is Zhou Ze „eating to the heart's content” an entire hard vegetable/dish. 那本是许清朗今晚特意为周泽“大快朵颐”整的一个硬菜。 old daoist is accompanying drinking in side, to the old lady the liquor, the old lady also often clinks glasses with old daoist but actually, tossing down, is much more heroic. 老道在旁边陪着喝酒,给老太婆倒酒,老太婆也不时跟老道碰杯,一饮而尽,豪迈得紧。 Naturally, 当然了, Although seems like the age to be similar, but old daoist does not like own contemporaries, what he likes is inside the beauty salon shop these 40 -year-old high and low younger generation pitiful women. 虽然看起来年岁相仿,但老道可不喜欢自己的同龄人,他更喜欢的还是发廊店里头那些四十岁上下的晚辈可怜女人。 Yes, they start old, before approximately good old sex maniac Bai Juyi's description is these „gate the desolate carriages and horses are thin” woman. 是,她们开始年老色衰,按照约良老色鬼白居易的形容就是那些“门前冷落车马稀”的女人。 But if you patronize her, cherishes her, she can be more grateful, serving is better, not like these small young, the business is good, motorcycle. 但若你去光顾她,爱护她,她能更感激,服务得就更好,不像那些小年轻,生意好,机车得很。 But old daoist also thought that the old lady is very kind, otherwise, can't you make Bai Yingying accompany others? 但老道也觉得老太婆挺亲切的,否则,你总不能让白莺莺去陪人家吧？ Although Bai Yingying is also probably old enough. 虽说白莺莺的年纪好像也够大的。 The old lady has eaten, keeps eating, probably starved ghost reincarnation. 老太婆一直吃,不停地吃,像是饿死鬼投胎。 Xu Qinglang buys to prepare to Zhou Ze tonight makes the feast the food basically to enter old lady's belly, Zhou Ze will not naturally look for trouble to make the oral that other shore flower makes to take at this time one to eat meal cocky. 许清朗今晚买回来准备给周泽做大餐的食材基本都进了老太婆的肚子了,周泽这个时候自然也不会没事找事做把那彼岸花做成的口服液拿出来得瑟一下吃饭。 „Hū ..................” “呼………………” Full. 饱了。 The old lady patted the perfectly round belly, 老太婆拍了拍自己滚圆滚圆的肚皮, Satisfaction of face. 一脸的满足。 Then she looked at one side Xu Qinglang, gives the thumbs-up saying: 然后她看了看一边的许清朗,竖起大拇指道: „Girl, your food does really well.” “姑娘,你饭做得真好。” „............” Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗。 old permits felt in suddenly own vegetable/dish has not put a white arsenic, is not a little complete. 老许忽然觉得自己菜里没放点砒霜,有点不圆满。 „Hehe, younger sister, he male, hahahahaha.” “嘿嘿,妹儿,他是男的,哈哈哈哈哈。” old daoist answered laughingly, 老道笑哈哈地解释道, „Younger sister, you do not know, my first sees him, almost stone.” “妹儿,你不知道,我第一眼见到他,都差点石更了。” „tsk tsk, male?” The old lady carefully looked at Xu Qinglang, nods, said: „Also is really a good-looking young man, what a pity, if put in Ching Dynasty that little while, your appearance mounted the stage to develop a my humble self, did not know is charmed many people, banister Weizili, performing is your person fan.” “啧啧,是男的？”老太婆又仔细看了一遍许清朗,点点头,道:“还真是一个俊俏后生,可惜喽,若是搁在前清那会儿,你这模样上台演个小生,不晓得得迷倒多少人,勾栏围子里,尽是你的人迷儿。” The old lady opens the mouth was one „Ching Dynasty”, 老太婆张口就是一句“前清”, This B standard and recalls enough may be really profound. 这b格和追忆得可真够深远的。 How this made nearby old daoist not understand said that our age is taking a look general big, but my also merely in the pre-liberation annual, at that time also before please be away from eight zhang (3.33 m) away. 这让旁边的老道都不懂怎么接话了,咱俩年纪瞅着一般大,但我也只是在解放前一年生的,那时候也离前请隔着八丈远呐。 „ merely this perquisite, with excessive, before wants to come is , the mess did, under the running water seat opposite the host was long, lacked that a fineness naturally. “只是这油水,用得过重了一些,想来是以前大锅饭做多了,流水席面下久了,自然而然地就缺乏了那么点的精细。 The flavor is excellent, but under the food is much more delicious on this day went, no matter your taste heights, to be honest, really can the person tongue eating again delicious? 味道是极好的,但这天下菜肴好吃得多的去了,甭管你各种口味高低,说实话,再好吃真能把人舌头给吃进去？ Nothing but the thoughts under fine above is different, knew that cuts down? ” 无非是在精细上面下的心思不同,晓得伐？” Xu Qinglang hears word, stares slightly, then nods, „listened to reason.” 许清朗闻言,微微一愣,然后点点头,“受教了。” The old lady blows out the one breath, some interest is wanings said: 老太婆吹出一口气,有些意兴阑珊道: „, This food, no matter how, was good, you refueled, in the future the study, will strive a level higher well. Ching Dynasty that little while, the chef craftsmanship in palace, after it seems like, really could not eat.” “罢了,罢了,这饭食不管咋样,也算是不错了,你加油,日后好好钻研,争取更上一层楼。前清那会儿,王府上的厨子手艺,看来以后是真的吃不到了。” „Un.” Xu Qinglang nods. “嗯。”许清朗点点头。 „On your cook one step, was supposing again your also deserve to die, got down to the place when the time comes, prepares food to me specially.” “等你厨艺再上一步,估摸着你也该死了,到时候到地下来,专门给我做饭。” „............” Xu Qinglang. “…………”许清朗。 Xu Qinglang negativity 999 许清朗负面情绪999 The Zhou Ze vision concentrates, 周泽目光一凝, Climax, 重头戏, Came? 来了么？ Talked about underworld, 谈到地狱, Talking about the other shore is colored, 谈到彼岸花, Means that status of both sides has torn, does not need again Smoke and mirrors to cover-up. 就意味着双方的身份已经扯开了,也就没必要再雾里看花藏着掖着了。 But Xu Qinglang this does not know whether to laugh or cry, this praises the person? Is this reward? 但许清朗这是哭笑不得,这是夸人么？这是奖励么？ „ Employs professional mourners a face to do, your half pail profound technique level, this whole life don't Xianggai assigned/life, the birth and death, you could not escape. “哭丧着一张脸干啥,你这半桶子玄术水平,这辈子甭想改命了,生老病死,你也逃不掉。 Also, 再说了, With a young netherworld yamen runner, 跟着一个小小的阴司衙役, Having the following old woman am I good? ” 有跟着老婆子我好？” Saying, 说着, The old lady also put out a hand to refer to Zhou Ze very much immodestly, appearance that disdained very much. 老太婆还很不客气地伸手指了指周泽,一副很不屑的样子。 But she at this time that graces air/Qi field, does not seem like installs, average person, without that experience, without that makings, cannot install this feeling. 但她此时那种举手投足间的气场,也不像是装出来的,一般人,没那种经历,没那种气质,也装不出来这种感觉。 „ Younger sister...... oh no is right, big sister, you under , is a great person? “妹儿啊……哦不对,大姐啊,你在下头,也是大人物啊？ Hey, this poor Daoist I have looked, big sister you look are not an average person, listens to the appearance, big sister are you a bannerman? 嘿,贫道我早就看出来了,大姐你一看就不是普通人,听样子,大姐您是旗人？ To be honest with you, this poor Daoist my ancestor is also the bannerman, Niu Gulu! ” 不瞒您说,贫道我祖上也是旗人,钮钴禄氏的!” old daoist offers flattery immediately. 老道马上献上马屁。 Your loyal old daoist has gotten online. 您忠诚的老道已经上线。 After people old, care nothing but is own things to do after death, but old daoist is childless, does not need to be worried that the descendant issue, currently has the opportunity to care after oneself, died the later matter, this is the big chance. 人老了之后,关心的无非就是自己的后事,但老道无儿无女,也就不用担心后代问题了,现在有机会可以关心关心自己以后死了之后的事儿,这可是大机缘啊。 „oh?” “哦？” The old lady narrows the bleary eyes to look at old daoist, meanwhile put out a hand to pat the racket on the old daoist face, 老太婆眯着醉眼看着老道,同时还伸手在老道脸上拍了拍, „Really is a bannerman?” “真是旗人？” „Yes, yes.” “是啊,是啊。” „But the old lady Ching Dynasty that little while, was the alliance association, the food in that palace, kills the food that a prince family/home rubbed.” “可老太婆前清那会儿,是同盟会的,那顿王府上的饭食,也是杀进一个王爷家蹭的饭。” „............” old daoist. “…………”老道。 Zhou Ze put out a hand to knock the desktop gently, said: „Said the proper business.” 周泽伸手轻轻敲了敲桌面,道:“说正事吧。” Was satiated with food and wine, 吃饱喝足了, You should also return to the proper topic. 你也该言归正传了。 „, Said the matter?” The old lady stretches oneself, „other shore is colored, your here?” “呵,说正事儿？”老太婆伸了个懒腰,“彼岸花,在你这里？” „Is.” “算是吧。” Is the luck is not the calamity, is the calamity does not evade, Boss Zhou simply was also unyielding. 是福不是祸,是祸躲不过,周老板也就干脆硬气起来了。 „You know that who I am?” The old lady referred to oneself face asking. “你知道我是谁么？”老太婆指了指自己的脸问道。 „Does not know.” Zhou Ze shakes the head. “不知道。”周泽摇摇头。 From the beginning Zhou Ze guesses right can be Meng woman only then, but since the opposite party were the end of Qing person, that should not be Meng woman. 一开始周泽猜对方可能是孟婆,但既然对方是清末的人,那就应该不是孟婆了。 Meng woman that hell great person, personally arrives at the world of the living, is unlikely. 况且孟婆那种地府大人物,亲自来到阳间,也不太可能。 „Hehe, therefore I do not know that was anything gave you courage.” The old lady stood up, puts out a hand to place the Zhou Ze’s chest position, „old woman I must have a look, your courage and did taking advantage, come from where?” “呵呵,所以我不知道到底是什么给了你勇气。”老太婆站起身,伸手放在了周泽的胸口位置,“老婆子我要看看,你的勇气和依仗,来自于哪里？” That has taken the hand of elbow greasy, paws in own chest. 那油腻拿过肘子的手,在自己胸口乱摸。 Has cleanliness/mysophobia Boss Zhou is very uncomfortable and suffering, could not bear put out a hand to open the hand of opposite party. 有着洁癖的周老板很是难受和煎熬,忍不住伸手打开了对方的手。 „ Yo, looked, has not thought of this small Tongcheng, unexpectedly also real hidden dragons and crouching tigers. “哟,瞧出来了,没想到这小小通城,居然还真藏龙卧虎。 netherworld small ghost messenger, is in violation of after unexpectedly status. ” 一个阴司的小鬼差,居然也有背后的身份。” The old lady drank rice wine, smiled the yellow front tooth to reveal, 老太婆又喝了一口米酒,笑得黄色的门牙都露出来了, „ But do you know, when your merely your within the body that stupor the spirit wisdom that is born by chance in this period of time, in other words, your from the start anything is not. “但你知不知道,你只是你体内那位昏迷时恰巧在这段时间里诞生的灵智,换句话来说,你压根儿什么都不是。 Your arrogance what? 你傲气个啥呀？ After the people die, turns into the zombie, that is also by dying to the fresh new life, 人死后,变成僵尸,那也是由死向生的新生命, You? 你呢？ Even that is not. 连那个都算不上。 At best, when is the master leaves home the hitch in the entrance watch-dog, 充其量,就是主人离家时栓在门口的看门狗, When the master comes back, 等主人回来, Kills the dog meat to cook the soup. ” 就杀狗肉炖汤喽。”