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Zhou Ze thought suddenly this Uncle police officer said well is reasonable, 周泽忽然觉得这位警察叔叔说得好有道理, The logic is smooth, 逻辑通顺, Is well-organized, 条理清晰, The example is appropriate, 举例恰当, Is hard to refute ; 难以反驳; Mother, 妈的, Made that Boss Zhou start to suspect own did whether or not really deal in narcotics? 弄得周老板自己都开始怀疑自己是不是真的贩毒了? Otherwise do oneself open this bookstore to do? 要不然自己开这一家书店干啥? Initially rented Xu after the shop in South Avenue, 当初租了许家在南大街的铺子之后, Why can also open the bookstore? 干嘛还要开书店呢? Because Xu Le that fool did open the bookstore I also to open the bookstore? 难道就因为徐乐那个傻子开了书店我也要开书店? I can open demon to refer to heaven, can open the blue water blue sky, can open space human world. 我可以开“魔指天堂”,可以开碧水蓝天,可以开天上人间啊。 You looked, I said very right.” “你看,我说得很对吧。” Uncle police officer sees Zhou Ze this facial expression, thinks that was touched by oneself, therefore continues to strike while the iron is hot saying: 警察叔叔见周泽这个神情,以为是被自己触动到了,所以继续趁热打铁道: Actually, I can also understand that the thoughts of your young people, after all was different from us at that time. “其实,我也能理解你们这些年轻人的思维,毕竟和我们那个时候不一样了。 My childhood condition was very difficult, ate meal to eat actually, but wants to eat the meat, difficult, therefore I am thinking at that time can eat the meat to be good. 我小时候条件还是很艰苦的,吃饭倒是能吃得起,但想顿顿吃肉,难,所以我那时候就想着能顿顿吃肉就好了。 Does not seem like you, when this generation, the living condition good is too many, therefore is thinking does a matter to do. 不像是你们,这一代起来时,生活条件好了太多,所以就想着搞点事情做做。 But .................. 但………………” This police officer is still doing the ideological work, 这位警察还在做着思想工作, Zhou Ze actually heard one suddenly close crash-bang sound. 周泽却忽然听到了一声近在咫尺的“哗啦啦”声音。 Stands up fiercely, the Zhou Ze vision observes the situation all around, but can only hear the sound, is basic looked that” does not see anything. 猛地站起身,周泽目光环视四周,但只听得到声音,却根本“看”不见什么。 This is impossible, 这不可能, This is impossible! 这根本就不可能! Ghost who seeing does not arrive at? 还有自己“见”不到的鬼? ghost messenger cannot see the ghost, looking like the barber only gives the bald haircut to be the same, isn't this talks nonsense? 一个鬼差见不到鬼,就像是理发师只给光头理发一样,这不是胡扯么? This doing best to convince Uncle police officer looked Zhou Ze stands suddenly, thinks that was persuaded by oneself was determined to plan to confess finally, immediately is also an excitement, immediately follows to stand together, when is preparing to continue anything, actually sees Zhou Ze to start to keep in the parapet walking back and forth. 这位苦口婆心的警察叔叔一看周泽忽然站起来,以为是被自己说动了终于下定了决心打算坦白了,当下也是一阵激动,马上跟着一起站起来,正准备继续说些什么时,却看见周泽在栏杆里开始不停地来回走。 Crash-bang ............ crash-bang ............ “哗啦啦…………哗啦啦…………” Hey, don't you have the issue?” Uncle police officer gawked, he starts to suspect that the Zhou Ze whether or not drug dependence violated, before did the urine test have the issue? “喂,你没问题吧?”警察叔叔愣了一下,他开始怀疑周泽是不是毒瘾犯了,之前尿检不是没问题么? But in fact, Zhou Ze keeps changing own position following the sound of chains. 但实际上,周泽是顺着锁链的声音不停地换着自己的位置。 The sound of that lock chain towing place, in own side, outside own parapet, he is walking here! 那个锁链拖地的声音,就在自己身边,就在自己的栏杆外,他就在这里行走着! Finally, the sound of chains walking approached the exit position. 最后,锁链的声音“走”向了出口位置。 Zhou Ze arrived at the position of lock catch immediately, both hands held there subconsciously. 周泽马上走到锁扣的位置,双手下意识地抓住了那里。 But Zhou Ze restrained, no choice unlocked forcefully at own strength, but this feeling, was very uncomfortable. 周泽还是克制住了,没有选择以自己的力量强行开锁出去,但这种感觉,真的很不爽。 Performance, 业绩啊, Strolled before oneself, 就在自己面前逛了一圈, Also walked! 又走了! Looked like a beautiful woman to strip off the show of clothes before you one hour of dance, then said that came the relative then to leave embarrassed, left behind your one person in the wind disorderly. 就像是一个美女脱光了衣服在你面前秀了一个小时的舞蹈,然后说一句“不好意思来亲戚了”然后就离开了,留下你一个人在风中凌乱。 Hey, don't you have the issue? You do not need to feign madness and play dumb, I have not seen any psychiatric history from your material!” Uncle police officer thinks that Zhou Ze must use what trick. “喂,你没问题吧?你不用装疯卖傻的,我没从你的资料里看见有什么精神病史!”警察叔叔以为周泽要耍什么花招。 Your mother ............ “你妈…………” Zhou Ze almost blurted out, 周泽差点脱口而出, But deeply inspires, 但还是深吸一口气, „Is your mother health good?” “你妈妈身体还好吧?” ............ Uncle police officer. “…………”警察叔叔。 You think again well, now confesses, calculates you to surrender , but can also use judgment to render meritorious service.” Uncle police officer puts out oneself document, said: My name was stretch/open Yanfeng, thought through told me immediately.” “你再好好想想,现在坦白,算你自首,真的,还能酌情立功。”警察叔叔拿出自己的证件,道:“我叫张燕丰,想通了马上告诉我。” Middle-aged police officer sighed, first went to that side to take up the drinking glass to drink one, then somewhat turned around to leave the lockup reluctantly. 中年警察叹了口气,先去那边拿起水杯喝了一口,然后有些无奈地转身离开了看守所。 Zhou Ze stands in same place, no one notices, inside the metal rail, already by Zhou Ze with the nail delimits gully. 周泽站在原地,没有人注意到,在铁栏杆内侧,已经被周泽用指甲划出了一道道的“沟壑”。 Immediately, 随即, Zhou Ze sat simply. 周泽干脆坐了回去。 Boss, you are wronged.” “老板,你受委屈啦。” When opposite old daoist in that Uncle police officer starts the political education awoke, at this time looked at Zhou Ze’s to respond, thinks own boss wants to go out. 对面的老道在那位警察叔叔开始政治教育时就醒了,这时候看周泽的反应,以为自家老板是想出去了。 Zhou Ze stared old daoist ill-humoredly, 周泽没好气地瞪了一眼老道, This pile of broken matter old daoist cause in the final analysis, oneself the working hands and feet is usually very clean, so long as the small matter probably will meet troublesome will reduce fever the sacrificial paper money. 这堆破事儿归根究底还是老道引起的,自己平时做事手脚都很干净,再小的事儿只要可能会遇到麻烦都会去烧一下冥钞。 this time is booing, 这次倒好, old daoist gave itself to put in order one in a big way. 老道给自己整了一个大的。 Boss, tomorrow we will go out, our anything has not done, the police cannot investigate anything, you must control the chicken to be occupied by you chirp chirp.” “老板,明天我们就出去了,我们啥也没干,警方也调查不出什么,你要控鸡住你叽叽啊。” old daoist was really also worried that the boss unlocks directly runs out of the police authorities, 老道还真担心老板直接开锁冲出警局, This also means that the bookstore and everyone's life destroyed together. 这也就意味着书店和大家的人生都一起毁了。 Sleeps your.” “睡你的觉。” Zhou Ze was disinclined to say anything again, is backing on the parapet, then also asked: 周泽懒得再说什么,背靠着栏杆,然后又问道: Person who right, old daoist, you had the understanding in the police authorities?” “对了,老道,你在警局有认识的人么?” What?” old daoist ignorant, „did boss, you also like here? This poor Daoist told you, the meals of this Tongcheng lockup actually, Chengdu also good, after all was also the big city, most egg sore was the lockups of some small place police authorities, that meals did not have here to meet one's taste ............ “啥?”老道懵了一下,“老板,你也喜欢上这里了?贫道跟你讲啊,这通城看守所的伙食其实算好的,蓉城的也不错,毕竟也是大城市,最蛋疼的就是一些小地方警局的看守所,那伙食就没这里合口味了…………” You shut up.” “你还是闭嘴吧。” After Zhou Ze wants waited for the this time matter to end itself to go out, to find an opportunity to come back to have a look, master who look can find that chains sound, but old daoist obviously thought the branch. 周泽本想等这次事情结束自己出去后再找个机会回来看看,看看能不能找到那锁链声音的主人,但老道明显想岔了。 „The lockup of Guangzhou most does not feel better, you also know that the Guangzhou weather tide, tsk tsk, the lockup of that place is treating really uncomfortably ............ “广州的看守所最不好受,你也知道的,广州天气潮,啧啧,那个地方的看守所待着真难受…………” You do not shut up, I unlock first to choke to death you.” “你再不闭嘴,我就开锁出来把你先掐死。” ............ old daoist. “…………”老道 old daoist shut up to start from the heart immediately. 老道马上闭嘴开始从心了。 Zhou Ze pays attention to listen, he cannot sleep in any case, but , the sound of that chains had not unfortunately appeared at dawn again. 周泽注意听着,反正他也睡不了觉,但可惜的是,一直到天亮时,那个锁链的声音都没有再出现过。 By morning, several police officer walk, opened the lock, hinting Zhou Ze can come out. 到上午时,几个警察走过来,开了锁,示意周泽可以出来了。 Zhou Ze and old daoist were led into the interrogation chamber, but these has not asked anything time actually, signs, gives an explanation, then hinted Zhou Ze to walk. 周泽老道又被带入到了审讯室,不过这一次倒是没问什么,签个字,做个说明,然后就示意周泽可以走了。 A lockup nightwalking ended, 看守所一夜游结束, When Zhou Ze walks, Xu Qinglang and old daoist have been waiting outside, their speeds are faster than Zhou Ze. 周泽走出来时,许清朗老道早就在外面等着了,他们的速度比周泽快一些。 Xu Qinglang distributed cigarettes to Zhou Ze, just went out to buy, new open/unseal. 许清朗周泽递了一根烟,刚出去买的,新开封的。 Zhou Ze received the smoke, does not have anxiously, but sat in the flower garden of police authorities entrance. 周泽接过烟,没急着走,而是在警局门口的花圃边坐了下来。 Should not find what evidence, therefore can only first put us.” Xu Qinglang said with a smile. “应该是没找到什么证据,所以只能把我们先放出来了。”许清朗笑着说道。 Your this saying really said seems like us to do any shameful matter to be the same.” Zhou Ze puts out smoke rings to say. “你这话说得像是我们真的做了什么见不得人的事儿一样。”周泽吐出一口烟圈说道。 Hehe, are our bookstore shameful matter few?” Xu Qinglang asked. “呵呵,咱书店见不得人的事儿还少么?”许清朗反问道。 „Do I take taxi?” old daoist put out the cell phone to prepare to take taxi. “我打车?”老道拿出了手机准备打车。 Since came out from inside, naturally returns to the bookstore earlier, old daoist had not been worried that the business of bookstore, in any case the business of bookstore is that bird type, what he is worried is own that monkey pounds. 既然从里面出来了,自然是早点回书店,老道没有担心书店的生意,反正书店的生意一直是那个鸟样,他担心的是自己的那只猴砸。 The monkey is very intelligent, so long as there is a guest in the shop it will not appear absolutely. 猴子很聪明,只要有客人在店里它就绝对不会露头。 Yesterday when the police officer plainclothes came, has not naturally discovered the monkey, if were discovered, even if Boss Zhou has not counteracted poison, obtained the issue, after all that monkey breed was very high-level, is the national protect animals. 昨天警察便衣进来时,自然也就没有发现猴子,如果被发现了,哪怕周老板没制毒,也得出问题,毕竟那只猴子品种还挺高级,属于国家保护动物。 Wait.” “等等。” Zhou Ze shook the cigarette ash, then looked at police authorities. 周泽抖了抖烟灰,回头又看了一眼警局。 Yesterday the matter of chains sound, Zhou Ze had not ravelled, this matter made him a little itchy. 昨天锁链声音的事儿,周泽还没弄明白,这件事儿让他心里有点痒痒的。 Police authorities, place that but Zhou Ze this ghost messenger is not willing to go, also therefore, Zhou Ze has a premonition, yesterday met, possibly was a big fish. 警局,可是连周泽这个鬼差都不是很愿意进去的地方啊,也因此,周泽有种预感,昨天自己所遇到的,可能是一条大鱼。 How, did Old Zhou, a little yearn for not to give up?” Xu Qinglang teased. “怎的,老周,有点留恋舍不得走了?”许清朗调侃道。 First goes back.” Zhou Ze said. “先回去吧。”周泽说道。 old daoist takes taxi, the quick express train stopped, three people board together. 老道打了车,很快一辆快车就停了下来,三人一起上了车。 Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang sit in behind, old daoist sit in the copilot station. 周泽许清朗坐在后面,老道坐在副驾驶位置。 „Are you police officer?” The driver drives while to ask. “你们是警察么?”司机一边开车一边问道。 Suspect.” “嫌疑犯。” old daoist spoke frankly. 老道直言不讳。 ............ Driver. “…………”司机。 Hey, your hand do not shake, suspect does merely have the suspicion not to know? “喂,你手别抖啊,嫌疑犯只是有嫌疑知道不? When this poor Daoist watches the legal system program looked these criminals were called the suspect suspect also thought the tongue-twister, was called the criminal to be much good directly, now thinks is very appropriate, three of us were that police officer want to grasp, but not proven has not grasped became, didn't understand? ” 虽然贫道看法制节目时看那些罪犯都被叫犯罪嫌疑人嫌疑犯的也觉得挺绕口的,直接叫罪犯多好啊,现在想想还挺合适,我们仨就是那种警察想抓但证据不足没抓的成的,懂不?” old daoist is explaining. 老道解释着。 But the hand of driver actually shook. 但司机的手却更抖了。 Even if in the crime is captured at the scene, so long as has not passed through the people's court to rule to determine guilt, still became the criminal suspect, understands?” Xu Qinglang gives the old daoist popular science. “哪怕是行凶过程中被当场抓获,只要尚未经过人民法院判决定罪,仍然成为犯罪嫌疑,懂么?”许清朗老道科普着。 Yo, understood, you are an expert.” old daoist hehe said. “哟,懂了,你是专家。”老道呵呵道。 The facial skin of driver started to twitch. 司机的脸皮开始抽搐了。 Really is not the driver is timid, but motherfucker these two sang a duet, really gave people the pressure. 实在不是司机胆小,但他娘的这两个一唱一和,实在是太给人心理压力了。 Right, Boss, that equipment do I go to make in the afternoon to you? That side the police may stare, if they catch the question us in the name of counteracting poison, was very troublesome.” “对了,老板,那设备我下午去给你弄去?警方那边可还是在盯着呢,万一他们又以制毒的名义把我们又抓回去问话,忒麻烦了。” I find the way to go out to make.” Zhou Ze is also feared that this troubled, therefore plans to bring the wine pot to go to look for a laboratory to produce. “我自己想办法出去弄。”周泽也是怕这个麻烦了,所以打算带着酒坛出去找个实验室制取一下。 Ok, was this/should shift place, it is estimated that our shop entrance time period must have the plainclothes to stare.” Xu Qinglang said. “行,是该转移地方了,估计咱店门口这阵子还得有便衣盯着。”许清朗说道。 The driver swallowed a saliva, he really wants to stop putting in midway these three people, but he has a little not dared. 司机咽了口唾沫,他真的很想中途停车把这三个人给放下去,但他还有点不敢。 Absent-minded , the front that Audi car(riage) slam on the brakes, a driver negligence, has not stepped on the brake suddenly with enough time, direct resentment. 恍惚之中,前面的那辆奥迪车忽然急刹车,司机一个疏忽,没来得及踩刹车,直接怼了上去。 Bang!” “砰!” Two car(riage)s followed. 两辆车追尾了。 Actually, bumps into on that type of road the vehicle owner really egg that likes being all right to make to play sharply stops to hurt very much, but generally speaking, after followed words majority is , the responsibility of car(riage), because subject one li (0.5 km) has said that must maintain the safety space between two vehicles, but on the other hand, by China most urban road crowd situations, maintains safety space between two vehicles in the strict sense is not every so often realistic now. 其实,碰到那种路上喜欢没事做玩儿急停的车主真的很蛋疼,但一般来说,追尾的话大部分都是后车的责任,因为科目一里就说过,要保持安全车距,但话又说回来,以中国现在大部分的城市道路拥堵情况,保持严格意义上的安全车距很多时候也不怎么现实。 How your drives!” old daoist got angry, just came out to bump into car crash from the lockup, this unlucky. “你这怎么开车的啊!”老道怒了,刚从看守所出来就碰到车祸,这晦气啊。 At this time, 这时候, Front that Audi car(riage) vehicle door opened. 前面那辆奥迪车车门打开了。 old daoist somewhat takes pleasure in others' misfortunes saying that Alright, the car(riage) mainly asked you to trouble.” 老道有些幸灾乐祸道,“得嘞,车主要来找你麻烦了。” But what shocking is, after the male vehicle owner gets out, does not rush to here to look for trouble, but is dashes about wildly to walk toward front directly, runs simply is quicker than the rabbit. 但让人大跌眼镜的是,男性车主下车后不是跑到这里来找麻烦,而是直接朝着前面狂奔而走,简直跑得比兔子还快。 This made the four person some surprise in car(riage), the driver sit in the car(riage) made the traffic police phone call, no matter what, first made the traffic police process. 这让车里的四个人都有些诧异,司机坐在车里打了交警电话,不管怎么样,先让交警来处理一下。 The vehicle door that old daoist first opens gets out, arrives at front to look. 老道则是先打开的车门下了车,走到前面看了看。 At this time, after front that followed car(riage) , the vehicle door was shoved open suddenly, 这时候,前面那辆被追尾的车后车门忽然被推开, A body tied the arms the woman of string to fall from the car(riage). 一个身上绑着绳子的女人从车里摔了出来。 Yo, old younger sister does, play ospy?” “哟,老妹儿,玩ospy呢?” old daoist looks to say in side. 老道在旁边看着说道。 The girl sits on the ground very much calmly, starts itself to work loose the string, when works loose after the string, she puts out a hand oneself mouth stopper cloth strip taking down. 女孩很是冷静地坐在地上,开始自己挣脱绳子,等到把绳子挣脱开后,她又伸手把自己嘴里塞着的布条给取了下来。 I was stolen the car(riage) in the parking lot, but also was kidnapped, because just the vehicle followed, he ran.” The girl was saying to old daoist. “我在停车场被人偷了车,还被绑架了,刚刚因为车子追尾了,他跑了。”女孩对着老道说道。 hahahahahaha haha .................. 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈………………” old daoist holds the belly to laugh, 老道捧着肚子大笑起来, Old younger sister, you may be really funny, your joke opens not funnily, relax, although your blind several slam on the brakes, but follows the responsibility that withdrew, our merely passenger is not a vehicle owner, all right. “老妹儿,你可真逗,你这玩笑开得一点都不好笑,放心,虽然你们瞎几把急刹车,但追尾了是后撤的责任,我们只是乘客不是车主,没事的。 Your this story scripts in the movie not to dare to shoot, steals your car(riage) also to kidnap your person while convenient? 你这个故事编得电影里也不敢这么拍啊,偷你的车顺带还绑架你的人? Because we did follow your car(riage) you to be rescued? 还是因为我们追尾了你的车你才获救的? Oh, old younger sister, 哎哟,老妹儿, Do you want to smile the flower that dead this poor Daoist quite inherits this poor Daoist? ” 你是想笑死贫道好继承贫道的花呗么?” The girl is leaning the face, looks at old daoist tranquilly. 女孩儿侧着脸,平静地看着老道 old daoist, could not smile with a smile slowly, 老道笑着笑着,慢慢地笑不起来了, Then has some colors of doubts exploringly to ask: 然后带着些许疑惑之色试探性地问道: Mother ?” “娘的,是真的?”
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