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#100: Wheelchair of Boss Zhou


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Ding-dong...... 叮咚…… Probably the stone falls into the sound in water, is very clear, is very delightful, original tranquility, therefore exudes the intermittent ripples. 像是石头落入水里的声音,很清脆,也很悦耳,原本的平静,也因此泛起阵阵涟漪。 Zhou Ze discovered oneself are lying down on a puddle, under the body, is the water surface, but this water surface seems like the glass to be the same, carrying/sustaining his body. 周泽发现自己正躺在一座水潭上,身下,是水面,而这水面像是玻璃一样,承载着他的身体。 All around, somewhat are from the beginning fuzzy, but starts slowly becomes clear, after being clear, is familiar. 周遭的一切,一开始有些模糊,但慢慢地开始变得清晰起来,清晰之后,就是熟悉。 Distant place, 远处, On the road to Hades no matter when is crowded, because does not have the world war or the plague even if, in this world, is dying every time the person. 黄泉路上不管什么时候都是人来人往,因为哪怕没有世界大战或者瘟疫,在这个世界上,每时每刻也都是在死着人的。 In many film and television plays common lines: I fear on your road to Hades is too lonely,( whom I or deliver) to accompany you. 很多影视剧里常有一句台词:我怕你黄泉路上太孤单,我(或者送谁)下去陪你。 In fact, this does not need to be worried. 实际上,这个根本就不用担心。 When you get down, you will discover that on the road to Hades is very crowded . Moreover, your side will present many Caucasian brothers black person brothers everybody, has. 当你下去时,你会发现黄泉路上很挤,而且,你身边会出现很多白人兄弟黑人兄弟男女老少,都有。 Each attractive in their own right, handsome loose, cannot withstand uglily, and so on foreign ministers, cannot prevent you dead this established rule ; 环肥燕瘦,英俊风流,丑陋不堪,等等外相,不能阻止你会死这个既定规律; The nobilities scenery gets up, eventually a grave mound. 王侯将相风光起,终究一个土馒头。 However, after most people went to the Yellow Springs, is the sensation does not arrive at the lonely this matter, everyone does not have the good-for-nothing of physique probably, bit by bit proceeds, is following the crowd. 不过,大部分人下了黄泉之后是感知不到寂寞这回事儿的,大家都像是没有形体的行尸走肉,一点一点地往前走,随着大流。 If compares with a workshop in factory the world of the living, but underworld, is the following factory that here waste material collection and raw material transform, compared with dazzling of the world of the living, underworld is more tasteful a rule and order, 如果将阳间比作一个工厂的车间,而地狱,则是这里的废料收集和原料转化的后续工厂,比起阳间的眼花缭乱,地狱更讲究一种规则和秩序, One type makes you desperate, making you helpless, is actually similar to the order that the iron has generally. 一种让你绝望,让你无奈,却又如同铁一般存在的秩序。 Zhou Ze stands up slowly, 周泽慢慢地站起身, This is the dream, 这是梦吧, Oneself, 自己, Should not die. 应该没有死。 In the mind does not have too many memories, merely to remember oneself almost died in sister-in-law's front, then, seems like drunk, again fragment. 脑海中没有太多的记忆,只是记得自己在小姨子的面前差点死掉了,然后,就像是喝醉了酒,再度断片。 Keeps up with the time in rooftop exactly the same, as if oneself have handed over to hold the body, the junction held all. 就跟上次在天台上一模一样,仿佛自己已经交托出去了身体,交托出了一切。 Zhou Ze does not want dead, especially at this time, if can choose, Zhou Ze rather chooses with these good-for-nothing is the same, has walked numbly, arrives at the next end point or the beginning. 周泽不想死,尤其在这个时候,如果可以选择的话,周泽宁愿选择和那些“行尸走肉”一样,一直麻木地走下去,走到下一个终点或者起点。 But now, he not numb, without ignorant, if died, must bear this alone pain to suffer in the reason. 但现在,他没有麻木,也没有浑浑噩噩,如果死了,就得在理智之中承受这万般孤寂的痛苦折磨。 Looking like must conduct a prolonged major surgery, 就像是要进行一场旷日持久的大手术, But the doctor told you, 而医生告诉你, Sorry, we did not have the anaesthesia. 对不起,我们没麻醉了。 The palm, pastes on the puddle. 掌心,贴在水潭上。 The puddle is spatial, above can see, all around, is clear enough to see bottom. 水潭是空的,在上面可以一眼看到下方,四周,毕竟清澈见底。 faceless woman has not come back, but that side matter, had the result quickly. 无面女还没回来,但那边的事情,也快有结果了。 little loli, faceless woman, Chengdu, must have a result eventually. 小luoli,无面女,蓉城,终究要有一个结果了。 Observes the situation all around, 环视四周, That when Zhou Ze has not seen the previous dream returns to here to see man who brings the cat, actually, Zhou Ze very anticipated can actually say goodbye him time. 周泽没看见上次梦回这里时所见到的那个带着猫的男子,其实,周泽倒是挺期待能够再见一次他的。 Why does not know, that man has a special charm probably, with him, can make people think together to feel at ease. 不知道为什么,那个男人像是有种特殊的魔力,和他在一起时,能够让人觉得心安。 Perhaps, is this charisma? 或许,这就是人格魅力? Walks on the water surface, all around starts to ascend fog, the hazy feeling starts to raid slowly, wraps all these slowly. 行走在水面上,四周开始升腾起一阵雾霭,迷迷蒙蒙的感觉开始缓缓地袭来,将这一切慢慢地包裹。 The revisit, does not have the pleasant surprise, does not have the accident/surprise, all have not changed probably, but Zhou Ze is clear, has the change, probably oneself. 故地重游,没有惊喜,也没有意外,一切好像都没有变化,但周泽清楚,有变化的,好像是自己。 For example when this time, oneself dream returns to here again, probably became is much calmer. 比如这一次,自己再梦回这里时,好像变得从容得多了。 When the thick fog covers all thoroughly, 当浓雾彻底将一切笼罩时, Zhou Ze felt that an eye ache, then, he smelled the fishy smell of soil. 周泽感到眼睛一阵酸疼,然后,他闻到了泥土的腥味。 deserve to die, 该死, Also is this soil flavor. 又是这泥土的味道。 Opens eyes, Zhou Ze sees itself to lie down in the bookstore second floor bedroom, old daoist sits with that monkey there is playing the mud, then starts to wipe toward oneself on. 睁开眼,周泽看见自己正躺在书店二楼的卧室里,老道跟那只猴子坐在那里玩着泥巴,然后开始往自己身上抹。 Hehe, like this pinches is good, you favor, I pinch a big chest muscles to him!” “嘿嘿,这样捏才好,你看好,我给他捏个大胸肌!” old daoist to the monkey is boasting while pinched a steamed bun, then prepared to Zhou Ze pastes. 老道一边对着猴子吹着牛一边捏出了一个馒头,然后准备给周泽贴上去。 Can treating the wound turns into a vulgar amusement, only then old daoist can make this matter. 能够把治伤变成一场低俗的玩乐,也就只有老道能做出这种事儿了。 merely, when old daoist prepares to paste, seeing Zhou Ze on bed to open the eye unexpectedly, immediately frightened stares, then both hands took that mud steamed bun somewhat to feel helpless. 只是,当老道准备贴的时候,看见床上的周泽居然睁开了眼,当即吓得一愣,然后双手拿着那个泥馒头有些不知所措。 Delicious?” “好吃么?” Zhou Ze opens the mouth to ask. 周泽开口问道。 Why does not know, 不知道为什么, The this time wound, should compared with the previous time light many, how long although did not know the lethargic sleep, but after at least woke up, can speak directly. 这次的伤,应该比上次轻了不少,虽然不知道到底昏睡了多久,但至少醒来后就能直接说话了。 Delicious? 好吃么? old daoist is stiff on the spot. 老道还是僵在原地。 Delicious?” Zhou Ze also asked. “好吃么?”周泽又问道。 old daoist the face, is lowering the head painstakingly, bit a grave mound, then nods with tears. 老道苦着脸,低下头,咬了一口土馒头,然后含着泪点点头。 Fragrance, is really fragrant.” “香,真香。” Zhou Ze has cast aside the face, has not visited him again. 周泽撇过脸,没再去看他。 old daoist rushes to spit the earth of mouth, then does everything to please said: Boss, you awoke, you scared to death me, stupor three days.” 老道赶忙将嘴里的土吐出来,然后献殷勤道:“老板,你醒了啊,你真是吓死我了,昏迷了三天啊。” Three days, 才三天么, Previous stupor how long is coming? 上次昏迷多久来着? Can merely, why wipe the mud to oneself on each time? 只是,为什么每次都要给自己身上抹泥巴? Zhou Ze looked at the dirty dirt on bed as well as on dirty, person who has the cleanliness/mysophobia regarding one, is really some cannot endure: 周泽看了看床上的肮脏污渍以及自己身上的脏兮兮,对于一个有着洁癖的人来说,实在是有些不能忍: Called Bai Yingying to come.” “叫白莺莺来。” Boss, were you hungry?” old daoist asked. “老板,你饿了?”老道问道。 I want to take a bath.” “我想洗澡。” I help you wash the boss, before old daoist went to the bathroom to grasp the ghost saved the common people, once went to the bathroom to rub the bath, the technical stick!” “我来帮你洗吧老板,以前老道去浴室抓鬼拯救苍生时,曾去浴室搓过澡,技术棒棒的!” old daoist patted own chest. 老道拍了拍自己的胸脯。 ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 Monkey at the same time is covering own mouth, squeak squeak squeak smiling. 一边的猴子捂着自己的嘴,“吱吱吱”的笑。 Zhou Ze wants saying that you looked, even the monkey is laughing at you, 周泽很想说,你看,连猴子都在笑你, Does your this little while point compel the number? 你这人怎么这会儿一点逼数都没有? Called Bai Yingying.” “叫白莺莺。” Does not use, Boss, come, I carry you to go to the bathroom, this poor Daoist ensure rubs white and tender you.” “不用,老板,来,我背你去卫生间,贫道保证把你搓得白白嫩嫩的。” Was saying old daoist prepares to hold Zhou Ze to get out of bed attentively. 说着老道就殷勤地准备抱起周泽下床。 If Zhou Ze currently also has the strength, it is estimated that the nail long has come out, 如果周泽现在还有力气,估计指甲已经长出来, Then started out several new vents on old daoist. 然后在老道身上开出好几个新的出气孔了。 Only pitifully, a present Zhou Ze merely sickness is tender. 只可惜,现在的周泽只是一个病娇。 Is good because, Bai Yingying happen to pushed the door to enter at this time, in the hand is carrying the tea, saw Zhou Ze to awake, Bai Yingying put down the thing to arrive at the bedside pleasantly surprised. 好在,白莺莺这个时候正好推门而入,手里端着茶水,见周泽醒了,白莺莺惊喜地放下东西走到床边。 Zhou Ze let out a long breath. 周泽长舒一口气 ............ ………… Had the previous experience, Bai Yingying this time helped Zhou Ze take a bath seems very natural. 有了上次的经验,白莺莺这次周泽洗澡显得很是自然。 Lin family matter, what kind of?” 林家的事,怎么样了?” Zhou Ze asked. 周泽问道。 Boss, we go to time, you stupor on the ground, the Lin family sisters has no big matter, in not excellent each family made a mess, particularly the bathroom, the glass ceramic tile broke to pieces. “老板,我们去的时候,你已经昏迷在地上了,林家姐妹没什么大事儿,不过人家家里乱作一团了,尤其是卫生间,玻璃瓷砖都碎了。 We led you, afterward, that side Lin family also no one asked anything, I know that you must ask, Sister Lin family had gone to school normally, Dr. Lin also went to work. ” 我们把你带出来了,后来,林家那边也没人过来问什么,我知道你要问的,林家小妹已经正常上学了,林医生也去上班了。” Zhou Ze nods, looks in the mirror, own hair seemed somewhat grew, said to Bai Yingying: Helps me manage the hair, clips.” 周泽点点头,看着镜子里,自己的头发像是有些长了,对白莺莺道:“帮我把头发理一下,剪短一点。” Good.” “好嘞。” Bai Yingying went out to come back to help Zhou Ze with the scissors cut hair. 白莺莺出去拿了剪刀回来帮周泽理发。 After all tidy up is neat, Zhou Ze is placed on a wheelchair, the wheelchair is new, the brightly burnished tile is bright, moreover is electric, brings rocking bar, bumper car that probably in the amusement park drives. 等一切都收拾得清清爽爽后,周泽被安置在了一张轮椅上,轮椅还是新的,锃光瓦亮,而且还是电动的,带着摇杆儿,像是游乐园里开的碰碰车。 Who buys?” A Zhou Ze face heavy line. “谁买的?”周泽一脸黑线。 Boss, does not like, this is this poor Daoist gives you to prepare specially, after thinking you, estimates to use frequently, “老板,喜欢不,这是贫道特意给你准备的,想着你以后估计得经常用到, Therefore gave you to put in order one simply. 所以就干脆给您整了一个。 Boss, you look here, this button can according to! ” 老板,你看这里,这个按钮可以按下去的!” old daoist offered valuable advice probably pressed down that button to Zhou Ze equally, 老道像是献宝一样给周泽按下了那个按钮, Then the entire wheelchair starts to shine, colorful light, 然后整个轮椅开始发光,五颜六色的光, wū wū wū wū wū 呜呜呜呜呜” Train steam whistle sound effect. 还有火车汽笛音效。 old daoist thought that Zhou Ze will be very definitely satisfied, 老道觉得周泽肯定会很满意, As everyone knows if not the present Zhou Ze body is really weak, 殊不知如果不是现在周泽身体实在是太虚弱, He enough has died today two. 他今天已经够死两次了。 Does not have the choice to sit the wheelchair, the Zhou Ze choice sits in a bookstore soft sofa position by the window. 没选择坐轮椅,周泽选择坐在书店靠窗的一个软沙发位置。 Xu Qinglang is not in the shop, probably in his family/home has anything, first went back, but left behind many juice, 许清朗不在店里,好像是他家里有什么事儿,先回去了,不过留下了很多的汁水, Said that Zhou Ze woke up by some chance, can eat. 说万一周泽醒来了,可以吃。 The day, as if restored the familiar rhythm. 日子,似乎又恢复了熟悉的节奏。 One tosses about, in the end, has not changed anything. 一番折腾下来,到头来,并没有改变什么。 The truth, is very laughable, actually happened. 真相,很可笑,却又是真实发生了。 Perhaps, 或许, Inquires into on the clear sister-in-law truly the matter of that ghost messenger ghost , when little loli came back to be clear, as with ghost messenger in city, you said little loli was not clear to that ghost messenger, obviously was impossible. 真正探究清楚小姨子身上那个鬼差亡魂的事儿,得等到小luoli回来才能清楚了,作为原本同在一个城市里的鬼差,你说小luoli对那个鬼差一点都不清楚,显然是不可能的。 Naturally, the premise is little loli can also come back. 当然,前提是小luoli还能回来。 Zhou Ze this boss depends on the sofa is away from the glass to sun, Bai Yingying is responsible for greeting the guest, Xu Qinglang, although is not , but how the ordinary cakes and pastries and drink Bai Yingying have learned to mix. 周泽这个老板就靠在沙发上隔着玻璃晒着太阳,白莺莺则负责招呼着客人,许清朗虽然不在,但普通的糕点和饮料白莺莺已经学会如何调配了。 In the Zhou Ze next door table, sits the women of two long hair, but the sound is a little hoarse, is a little coy, in two woman hands is turning the fashion magazine while is chatting, moreover more chatted vigorously. 周泽隔壁桌,坐着两个长头发的女人,不过声音有点沙哑,也有点扭捏,两个女人手里一边翻着时尚杂志一边聊着天,而且越聊越起劲。 Let me tell you, I discovered recently lets the matter that I am worried about very much.” “我跟你说,我最近发现了一个很让我担心的事情。” Said, you said quickly.” “说,你快说说。” Last week, I noticed me to put the silk stockings and cover that on the bathroom washer waited to wash at home passive.” “上周,我注意到我放在家里卫生间洗衣机上面等待洗的丝袜和罩子被动过了。” „, Who moves? Do some people enter your family? Can be a thief?” “啊,谁动的?有人进你家的?会是小偷么?” But in the family/home had not been stolen the thing, I also think from the beginning is the thief is coming, the result discovery is not.” “但家里没被偷东西啊,我一开始也以为是小偷来着,结果发现不是。” That is who moves?” “那是谁动的?” Is little writing, my time noticed, was little writing, he after I takes a bath, entered the bathroom, then when waited for me to go in again, I discovered that my silk stockings and covers as well as other underwears had been changed, above also had the wet trace.” “是小文,我那次注意到了,是小文,他在我洗完澡后,进了卫生间,然后等我再进去时,我发现我的丝袜和罩子以及其他内衣都被翻动过了,上面还有湿的痕迹。” „.” “啊。” Another woman covers oneself mouth, 另一个女人捂住自己的嘴, How little can writing like this?” “小文怎么会这样?” I am also very worried.” “我也很苦恼呢。” Perhaps all right, little writing merely grew up, had a curiosity to the thing of woman, most boys have this stage.” “没事啦,兴许小文只是长大了,对女人的东西产生了一点好奇心,大部分男孩子都有这个阶段的。” I access the net investigates passed/lived, if merely were these issues also even.” “我上网查过,如果仅仅是这些问题也就算了。” Also even? Cannot calculate that you must attempt to guide him, making him adopt the correct values.” “也就算了?不能算啊,你得去尝试引导他,让他树立正确的价值观。” I planned and him discuss candidly, but I discovered afterward a matter, that has time me to get off work in the weekend ahead of schedule, I see in my bedroom, little writing is putting on the silk stockings and bra and skirt that I usually wear, stands is looking in a mirror before the mirror.” “我原本打算和他开诚布公地谈一谈,但后来我又发现了一件事,那就是有次周末我提早下班回来,我看见在我的卧室里,小文在穿我平时穿的丝袜和文胸以及裙子,站在镜子前照着镜子。” This ............ “这…………” If the merely beforehand matter, I thought even I can also guide his, but now the matter has become very serious, he wears my clothes to look in a mirror unexpectedly, this obviously was not the issue of boy puberty.” “如果只是之前的事情就算了,我觉得我还能引导他一下,但现在事情已经变得很严重了,他居然穿我的衣服照镜子,这显然不是男孩子青春期的问题了。” Yeah, my son's telephone, I meet.” “哎,我儿子的电话,我接一下。” The women answered the telephone, then said to the best friend: Excuse me, my son said hungrily, I must go back to force-feed him.” 女人接了电话,然后对闺蜜道:“不好意思,我儿子说饿了,我要回去喂饱他。” Un, you go back quickly.” “嗯,你快回去吧。” Service person, pays up.” “服务员,结账。” Bai Yingying walked, pays up. 白莺莺走了过来,结了账。 Zhou Ze looks that two long hair women go out in the shop, looking pensive. 周泽看着那两个长发女人走出店里,若有所思。 Boss, can add a hot water to you again?” Bai Yingying asked. “老板,要给你再加点热水么?”白莺莺问道。 Does not use.” Zhou Ze shakes the head, carries the teacup. “不用了。”周泽摇摇头,端起茶杯。 A Bai Yingying hand is forking the waist, another hand is drawing cash, helpless said: 白莺莺一只手叉着腰,另一只手拿着钱,无奈道: Just that two male is really sick, obviously male, finally dresses up itself the appearance of woman, good old lady mental perception like torch.” “刚那两个男的真的是有病吧,明明是男的,结果把自己打扮成女人的样子,还好老娘慧眼如炬。” cough cough ............ 咳咳…………” Drinking water Zhou Ze choked fiercely. 正在喝水的周泽猛地呛了起来。
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