KLP :: Volume #1

#67: Measures absurdly


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However Ji Yuan in corner was actually also noticed by some people, just the restaurant waiters directed Ji Yuan goes to the corner the time may have many people to see. 不过角落里的计缘其实也被一些人注意到了,刚刚酒楼伙计引计缘去角落的时候可有不少人看到的。 The sound that Ji Yuan and shop waiter exchanges is quite small, others do not listen clearly, therefore the process of event in the normal person understanding is: The man who in a pouch shy goes down in the world sloppily enters collects the guest building to eat meal, the people of restaurant fear the influence business, finally the people of restaurant had this person to go to the corner. 计缘和店伙计交流的声音都比较小,旁人听不清楚,所以事件的经过在正常人理解中是:一个囊中羞涩邋遢落魄的汉子进汇客楼想要吃饭,酒楼的人怕影响生意,最终酒楼的人带着这人去了角落。 Looks at the semblance only, no matter what no one can find out Ji Yuan to meet 0.1 big table vegetables/dishes, it is estimated that is also what steamed bun on the boiling water, had pickles at the most. 单看外表,任谁都想不出计缘会点一大桌子菜,估计也就是什么馒头就开水,有份腌菜顶天了。 Some people will naturally also discuss Ji Yuan low voice, in the expression have poor man flavor is heavy and so on glossary. 自然也就有人会小声议论计缘,言辞中多有“可怜人味道重”之类的词汇。 Regarding this Ji Yuan does not care muddily, you eat your, I do not seek after on your table that leftover dish food left over, could not say that meets the own vegetable/dish end to come up, will also make many people be astonished. 对此计缘浑不在意,你们吃你们的,我又不贪图你们桌上那点剩菜剩饭,说不得一会自己的菜端上来,还会引不少人惊愕。 However in the waiting process, Ji Yuan has also been paying attention to some interesting things, for example separated the places of 34 tables with him, there is sitting one to wear the Daoist robe to raise the person of whisking bamboo tube, the child of one side also approximately 14 or 15-year-old size, is a child Daoist novice appearance. 不过等待过程中,计缘也一直在留意一些有趣的事情,比如与他隔了三四张桌子的地方,那里正坐着一个身穿道袍提着拂尘竹筒的人,一旁还有一个大约十四五岁大小的孩子,也是一副道童打扮。 This is Ji Yuan first time sees the taoist priest in this world, naturally, this taoist priest was only the taoist priest in common custom, not immortal cultivation expert. 这还是计缘头一次在这个世界见到道士,当然了,这道士只是世俗中的道士,并非什么修仙高人 The two as if met little small difficult. 那两人似乎遇上了一点点小困难。 The child Daoist novice is holding one bowl of water rumble to fill toward the belly, drinks up scratches a mouth face sadly asks the nearby taoist priest. 那道童正抱着一碗水咕噜咕噜往肚子里灌,喝完擦擦嘴一脸忧愁的问边上的道士。 Master, our winding around spent similarly, this also can only eat the steamed bun cabbage, when can return to Du cloud to observe?” “师傅,我们的盘缠都花得差不多了,这顿也只能吃馒头白菜,什么时候能回杜云观啊?” „The matter that winds around is not anxious, finished eating this to set up a stall on the looking place corner for the master tells fortunes, can always make an eating meal money, goes back the matter only to take your time.” “盘缠的事情不急,吃完这顿为师就找处街角摆摊算命,总能挣点吃饭的钱,回去事只能慢慢来。” The taoist priests are also drinking the water cushion the belly, is responding to the discontent of disciple, but latter one hear of he must set up a stall tells fortunes, is a little anxious immediately. 道士也喝着水垫着肚子,回应着弟子的牢骚,不过后者一听他要摆摊算命,就立刻有点急了。 Master, you must set up a stall tell fortunes... leave...... previous time make one raise the booth in the azure willow tree district also hit us, you have not grown the memory!” “师傅,您又要摆摊算命啊…别了吧……上次在青柳县让人把摊掀了还把我们打了一顿,您还没长记性呐!” Aii, does not do to mention that matter again, for master vice minister memory, should say said, selected the word of praise saying that not the good words felt stifled did not say, quit when you're ahead to make money for on absolutely, these ominous people did not calculate at the worst and that's the end.” “哎哎,休要再提那档子事,为师这次长记性了,该说的说,挑好话说,不好的话憋死不说,绝对见好就收赚钱为上,那些凶的人大不了不算就是了。” The taoist priests as if also somewhat shame at the past events, just that share self-confident weak many. 道士似乎也有些羞于往事,刚刚那股子自信弱了不少。 You said each time......” “您每次都这么说……” The disciple is whispering low voice, it is estimated that the taoist priest has not heard, but makes Ji Yuan hear clearly, the corners of the mouth also showed the happy expression. 那弟子小声嘀咕着,估计道士没听见,不过却让计缘听了个清楚,嘴角也露出了笑意。 Interesting, how to see seems like two funny guys, or is an apprentice of a big funny guy and exercise broken tired heart. 有意思,怎么看都像是两活宝,或者说是一个大活宝和一个操碎累心的徒弟。 „The customer your white steamed bun and braised the cabbage, on the vegetable/dish simultaneous/uniform please take your time!” “客官您的白馒头和烩白菜,菜上齐了请慢用!” Has the servant to carry a big wooden block plate to serve food, belongs to the masters and disciples two steamed buns and cabbage ends above to the table on, then leaves to other table serves food. 有店小二端着一个大木托盘来上菜,将上头属于师徒两的馒头和白菜端到桌上,然后离开给别的桌上菜。 The taoist priest and young lad obvious look connects on several bowls of meat vegetables/dishes in servant wooden block plate, when the opposite party left, some do not abandon moves on the line of sight the own table. 那道士和童子明显眼神交汇在店小二木托盘里的几碗肉菜上,等对方离开了,才有些不舍的将视线挪回自己的桌上。 Yeah... eats...” “哎…吃吧…” Un......” “嗯……” Two people just like eggplant general one that the frost hits to sigh. 两人犹如霜打的茄子一般一阵叹气。 This may be wild with joy Ji Yuan, is not he is insincere, is really this atmosphere has the comedy effect. 这可着实把计缘乐坏了,不是他不厚道,实在是这气氛颇有喜剧效果。 Customer, your vegetable/dish this is the braised pork shoulder in soy, steams a cake, boils the cabbage and stir-fried dish and salt radish, the old mother chicken soup and braises the mixed sea food comparison to work hard, but must wait a bit moment “客官,您的菜来咯这是酱肘子,蒸面糕,煮白菜、炒菜头和腌萝卜,老母鸡汤和烩三鲜比较费功夫,还要稍等片刻” Before the servant of end to Ji Yuan table calls one, sends to vegetable/dish the table. 端到计缘桌前的店小二吆喝一声,将菜一盘盘发到桌上。 This collects the servant in guest building to have a custom, the tables of some point hard vegetables/dishes, the time name of serving food reported specially resoundingly, wished one could the person on street also to hear except for the entire hall even/including outside, such as taoist priest masters and disciples two that serving food was latter voice. 这汇客楼的店小二有个习惯,一些点硬菜的桌子,上菜的时候菜名报得特别响亮,恨不得除了全大厅连外头街上的人也能听见,如道士师徒两那,上菜就小声多了。 But union front Ji Yuan to the impression of person, its point vegetable/dish manifested the contrast to feel, many people had nothing superficially, in the heart was somewhat surprised. 但结合前面计缘给人的印象,其点的菜就体现出反差感来了,很多人表面上看没什么,心底里都是有些吃惊的。 The servants put the last plate of salt radishes, just wants to leave in advance, Ji Yuan stopped by calling out him, looks said to the masters and disciples to that: 店小二放完最后一碟腌萝卜,刚想先行离开,计缘就叫住了他,望向那对师徒道: Waiter, troubled you to say one to that side two Daoist priests, said that asked them to dine below together.” “小二哥,麻烦你对那边两位道长说一声,就说在下请他们一同用餐。” Speaking of this, Ji Yuan looked at the own appearance, supplemented one. 说到这,计缘看了看自己的样子,又补充了一句。 Un, if they do not shut out.” “嗯,若是他们不嫌弃的话。” To just that happy, Ji Yuan also wants the slight effort asked them to have food, moreover just in these words the content looked, the taoist priest told fortunes seems not the pure rivers and lakes god stick. 就冲着刚刚那一乐,计缘也愿意举手之劳的请他们吃一顿饭,而且刚刚那些话中内容看,那道士算命似乎也不是纯粹的江湖神棍。 „... Good, I passed on to them!” “呃…好,我去转告他们!” Before the servants propose the wooden block plate half step to run up to are eating the steamed bun to clamp the taoist priest masters and disciples table of cabbage . 店小二提着木托盘小步跑到正啃着馒头夹着白菜的道士师徒桌前。 That, two customers, gate corner/horn that customer said that if two do not shut out, can sit to that side eats together, right, toward that this smiles.” “那个,两位客官,门角那位客官说,如果两位不嫌弃的话,可以坐到那边一起吃,对,就是朝这笑的那位。” Big young two taoist priests look following the direction that the servant points. 一大一小两道士顺着店小二手指的方向望去。 He? He can pay the account...... to manage him to pay unable to pay, little writing we pass!” “他?他自己付得起账嘛……管他付得起付不起,小文我们过去!” The taoist priest whispered to smile toward the servant, hurrying led the apprentice to collect toward Ji Yuan that table, has not forgotten the own white steamed bun and braises the cabbage to take. 那道士嘀咕一句朝着店小二笑笑,赶忙带着徒弟往计缘那桌凑,还不忘把自己的白馒头和烩白菜带上。 ...... …… Drags the bench to sit upward, while this taoist priest introduced oneself. 一边拖开长凳往上坐,一边这道士就自我介绍起来。 Hehe... does not know how this mister called, track Qi Xuan, number Daoist Pine Tree, this was apprentice Qi Wen, does not know why the mister does want to ask my priest and disciple to eat meal?” “呃呵呵呵…不知这位先生怎么称呼,小道齐宣,号青松道人,这是徒弟齐文,不知先生为何要请我师徒二人吃饭啊?” At this time that child Daoist novice a few words did not say actually, sat on the seat stares at several dishes to look. 这时候那道童倒是一句话不说,就是坐在座位上盯着几盘菜一直瞧。 „Below Ji Yuan, is only extremely as rare as the taoist priest, wants to come to dine together, good to look at fresh carefully.” “在下计缘,只是极少见到道士,想请过来一起用餐,也好细细瞧个新鲜。” both sides have not saluted, is only the stance of chatting. 双方都没有行礼,只是闲聊的姿态。 „, Thin......” “哦,细……” This taoist priest words told only half that suddenly was shocked, because he discovers the eye of Ji Yuan, although is translucent, but the color is actually exuding palely, one „were you blind person suppress actually in the throat, was good to hang had not blurted out. 这道士话说到一半突然愣住了,因为他发现计缘的眼睛虽然透亮,但颜色却泛着苍白,一句“你是不是瞎子”硬是憋在了喉咙里,好悬没脱口而出。 Good, first did not chat, we ate meal, the vegetable/dish cool was not delicious.” “好了好了,先不聊,我们吃饭吧,菜凉了就不好吃了。” Ji Yuan knows oneself did not speak, masters and disciples two cautious, will not excel at the automatic chopsticks. 计缘知道自己不说话,师徒两到底还是拘谨,不会擅自动筷子的。 Happen to you have the white steamed bun, but I forgot a rice, un, is happen to supplementary!” “正好你们有白馒头,而我忘了点米饭,嗯,正好互补!” During the speeches Ji Yuan took the lead to grasp a steamed bun to nip one, then extended the chopsticks to clamp the vegetable/dish to eat, which masters and disciples at the same time two could also bear, moved the chopsticks to eat in abundance. 说话间计缘率先抓过一个馒头咬了一口,然后伸筷夹菜吃,一边的师徒两哪还忍得住,也纷纷动筷吃了起来。 Although the situation is slightly different, person but who three people long do not taste the delicacies, this will eat unable to stop the mouth to eat extremely fragrant. 虽然情况略有不同,但三人都是久不尝佳肴的人,这会吃起来就停不下来嘴吃得极香。 The Ji Yuan table manners are good, several months were familiar with foster, pulled the sleeve to clamp the vegetable/dish to chew to swallow have a demeanor, but ate the speed is not unexpectedly slow. 计缘的吃相还好,几个月来习惯早就养成了,扯袖夹菜嘴嚼吞咽都自有一番风度,而吃得速度居然也不慢。 Two masters and disciples are completely the stances of wolfing down, has not choked is being wonderful. 两师徒则完全是狼吞虎咽的架势,没噎着都是奇了。 Two relativities, the nearby several tables pay attention to here diner to have a strange misconception on the contrary, as if sloppy is striking to the dirty stinking Ji Yuan bearing, instead is big young two taoist priests seems like looks like goes down in the world the man (Han). 两相对比,边上几桌留意这边的食客反倒产生一种诡异的错觉,仿佛一身邋遢到脏兮兮臭烘烘的计缘气度斐然,反而是一大一小两道士看起来更像落魄汉。 As the remaining vegetables/dishes come up together, Ji Yuan added two plates of side dishes to call three large bowl rice, three people opened wide the belly together, tidied up on the table the most vegetable/dish. 随着剩下的菜一起上来,计缘又添了两盘小菜叫了三大碗米饭,三人一起敞开肚皮,收拾掉了桌上大半的菜。 Ate half bowl of old mother chicken soup to the following masters and disciples finally respectively, really could not eat up. 到了后面师徒最后各自喝了半碗老母鸡汤,就实在吃不下了。 Looks that two masters and disciples rub a belly face to satisfy in that Ji Yuan smiled under. 看着两师徒在那揉着肚子一脸满足,计缘笑了下。 „Don't two Daoist priests eat?” “两位道长不吃了?” „The belch is full, full... could not eat up! Supported......” “哦嗝饱,饱了…吃不下了!撑了……” Haha, good, remaining Ji package of circles.” “哈哈,那好,剩下的计某包圆了。” Later a Ji Yuan person by like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds will put in order table of leftover dishes to sweep certainly emptied, the chicken soup remaining, does not look at some priest and disciple delay slightly. 之后计缘一个人以风卷残云之势将整桌剩菜扫空了,连鸡汤都不剩下,看得师徒两人稍有些呆滞。 Waited for Ji Yuan to finish eating the last cabbage, put down the direction of chopsticks in toward the shop to call one. 计缘吃完最后一口白菜,放下筷子朝着店内一个方向招呼一声。 Waiter, here can pay up!” “小二哥,这边可以结账了!” Good customer “好嘞客官” One hear receives money, the shop owner comes is deftest, food eats more than 100 articles, counting the copper coin is too troublesome, Ji Yuan directly to grain of broken silver, making the servant attain the counter name to mend the funds. 一听收钱,店家来的都是最麻利的,一顿饭吃去一百多文,数铜板太麻烦,计缘直接给一粒碎银子,让店小二拿到柜台称重结款去了。 Sees Ji Yuan really to have money to pay a bill, the masters and disciples two relax. 看见计缘真的有钱付账,师徒两都松了一口气。 This mister, the taoist priest is also head two two legs, must look can definitely visit by far, you asked us to have food are also a good man, or did I tell fortunes to you?” “这位先生,道士也是一个脑袋两手两腿,要瞧完全可以远远望望,您请我们吃一顿饭也是善人了,要不我给您算个命吧?” Told fortunes? Actually interesting, can the Daoist priest measure caret-shaped looks at the appearance palm reading?” “算命?倒是有趣,那道长是要测八字呢还是看面相手相?” Has caret-shaped best, the appearance palm reading may also.” “有八字最好,面相手相也可。” Good, that first measures Ji caret-shaped.” “好,那就先测测计某的八字吧。” Ji Yuan reported the record of one's horoscope of previous life with a smile, because of the uncle Duke relations, family members Ji Yuan knows oneself were caret-shaped, in the past told fortunes said caret-shaped good. 计缘笑着将自己上辈子的生辰八字报了出来,因为姑丈公的关系,老小计缘就知道自己八字,当年算命的都说八字好。 After the taoist priest hears is caret-shaped, narrows revolving to calculate thin, pours also looks like that a matter, but does not have a meeting, this Daoist Pine Tree brow wrinkle is tighter, to raised the head to have a look at Ji Yuan finally. 那道士听到八字后眯眼细思细算,倒也像那么一回事,只是没一会,这青松道人的眉头就越皱越紧,到最后抬头看看计缘 „Do you deceive my? Is this your caret?” “你骗我的吧?这是你的八字?” Guarantees exchange if not genuine!” “如假包换!” Ji Yuan replied very much naturally, this whole life was caret-shaped he not to know, but previous life caret-shaped always also own? 计缘回答得很自然,这辈子八字他不知道,但上辈子八字总也还是自己的吧? You deceived people! If this is your caret, you have died!” “你骗人!如果这是你的八字,你早已经死了!” Master!” “师傅!” Nearby disciple is greatly anxious, the perspiration that just ate meal all of a sudden were much many, the words that queers also said casually. 一旁弟子大急,刚刚吃饭起的汗一下子多了不少,这么得罪人的话又随便说出来了。 „..., That, just ha, spoke incorrectly, speaks incorrectly.........” “呃…哦哦,那个,刚刚哈,说错,说错…了……” „” Character also spat half, the taoist priest has felt to have a dizzy spell, the chest is worried, to really cannot bear finally. 一个“了”字还吐到一半,道士已经觉得头晕目眩,胸口气闷无比,到最后实在忍不住。 Dizzy within...... 天旋地转间…… “噗” The big mouth blood spurted half table, Daoist Pine Tree fainted directly on the table. 大口鲜血喷了半张桌子,青松道人直接晕厥在桌上。
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