JBA :: Volume #3 天外有天

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Su Yun is speaking with that empress, Yingying is tasting is printed with rune/symbol writing the dessert that the palace maids deliver, Bai Ze is also tasting the delicacies, nearly is delicious eats own tongue, the heart said: „The meat of what god demon is this? Also was too delicious! Is dragon meat/flesh?” 苏云正在与那位娘娘说话,莹莹则在品尝宫女们送上来的印有符文的甜点,白泽也在品尝佳肴,好吃得险些把自己的舌头吃了下去,心道:“这是什么神魔的肉?也太可口了!难道是龙肉?” He not harmless speculation certainly is the delicacies that the meat of Ying Long clan makes. 他不无恶意的猜测一定是应龙族的肉做成的佳肴。 At this time, three people of sound that heard that young girl cart driver: Immortal Empress comes to visit the day later empress! Exhausted notification!” 这时,三人听到那少女车夫的声音:“仙后娘娘前来拜会天后娘娘!劳烦通报则个!” Three people of heads one ignorant, in the mind buzzes: What? Immortal Empress does come to visit the day later? Then our present empresses are......” 三人脑袋一懵,头脑中嗡嗡作响:“什么?仙后前来拜会天后?那么我们眼前的这位娘娘是……” Their simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform looks to opposite that empress, seeing only that empress physique is beautiful, thin cosmetics, although somewhat is slightly plentiful, is just right. 他们齐齐向对面的那位娘娘看去,只见那位娘娘体态姣好,薄施粉黛,虽然略略有些丰腴,却恰到好处。 If thinner, she is obviously delicate, but will appear the skin is too white, is somewhat delicate. Is slightly fatter, then seems extremely fat, is slightly plentiful, the figure and pure white flesh appear complement each other, not salty is not pale. 倘若瘦一些,她可见秀气,只是会显得皮肤太白,有些弱不禁风。稍稍胖一些,便会显得臃肿,只有略略丰腴,身段和洁白的肌肤才显得相得益彰,不咸不淡。 However, this female seems like the moderate big sister, actually cannot see her decidedly is Immortal Empress! 但是,这个女子看起来像是温和的大姐姐,却决然看不出她便是仙后娘娘 Immortal Empress, is current immortal emperor emperor the abundant wife, rules existence of immortal harem! 仙后娘娘,是当今仙帝帝丰的正妻,统治仙廷后宫的存在! Yingying and Bai Ze come soberly, somewhat feels helpless, quickly looks to Su Yun. 莹莹白泽清醒过来,有些不知所措,急忙看向苏云 In the Su Yun heart somewhat is unavoidably startled, opposite empress hospitality, but he after all is famous bandit chieftain, walks into a trap now! 苏云心中不免有些惊慌,对面的娘娘热情好客,但他毕竟是鼎鼎有名的“匪首”,现在可谓是自投罗网! Exiles the evil emperor corpse monster to go to immortal, the release evil emperor soul, breaks the hanging coffin to destroy the refinement of emperor sword sword pill, emitted Vu Tien person and other previous dynasty immortals, rescued the emperor heart, rescued emperor swiftly fleshly body, helping Great Emperor of Chaos seek for the limbs...... 流放邪帝尸妖去仙廷,释放邪帝性灵,打破悬棺破坏帝剑剑丸的炼制,放出武仙人等前朝仙人,营救帝心,搭救帝倏肉身,帮混沌大帝寻找肢体…… Let alone he also has the reputation of evil emperor envoy, killed immortal emperor emperor the abundant disciple, moreover is dominating emperor, is the nominal emperor master! 更何况他还有着邪帝使者的名头,杀害了仙帝帝丰的门生,而且把持着帝廷,是名义上的帝廷主人! These charges select one casually, the foreign nine generations, flogged a corpse sufficiently for three days and three nights. 这些罪名随便挑出来一个,都足以夷九族,鞭尸三天三夜了。 Su Yun is glassy-eyed, the buffalo that in the brain actually a lot of thoughts such as on the prairie scatter rumble runs, is thinking deeply about the say/way of manipulation. 苏云目光呆滞,脑中却有千百个念头如草原上炸了群的野牛轰隆隆跑过去,思索着应付之道。 Opposite Immortal Empress sees that thinks that he by oneself status shock and awe, said with a smile: I see you to cross the tribulation, the inexorable fate is unusual, therefore moved pitied meaning, was not high-profile the status the meaning. My this time looks for the old friend, her status is special, therefore has to put out own status to come, so as to avoid being pressed by her. The little friends, you only need, when I am an average person can.” 对面的仙后娘娘见状,以为他被自己的身份震慑,笑道:“我见你渡劫,劫数奇特,因此动了怜才之意,并无张扬自己身份的意思。我这次来寻访故友,她身份特殊,因此才不得不拿出自己的身份来,免得被她压下去。小友,你只需当我是个普通人便可。” Su Yun relaxes, said: Regardless of Immortal Empress whether cares about own status, Immortal Empress, the younger generation is throughout rash, heinous crime......” 苏云松了口气,道:“不过无论仙后是否在乎自己的身份,始终还是仙后,晚辈莽撞,罪该万死……” Immortal Empress beams with joy: You are innocent.” 仙后娘娘眉开眼笑:“恕你无罪。” Su Yun along the pole on, said: Thanked the empress.” 苏云顺杆而上,道:“谢娘娘。” The Immortal Empress surprise, only thinks that this youngster has been waiting for these words probably, but she does not know that what Su Yun moves is what year. 仙后娘娘诧异,只觉这少年好像一直在等待这句话,只是她也不知道苏云到底动的是什么年头。 She just the world of mortals, how knows that in the journey the crossing tribulation youngster then raises all turmoil, secret big evil behind-the-scenes manipulator who mixes the historical residual? 她刚刚下界,怎么会知道路途上遇到的渡劫少年便是掀起各方动乱,搅动历史残渣的幕后大黑手? Immortal Empress sizes up Su Yun, said: Your tribulation transports/fortunes is quite unusual, perhaps on this day the might of tribulation above Vu Tien sword tribulation, this grade of tribulation has transported is the tribulation in legend transports/fortunes.” 仙后娘娘打量苏云,道:“你的劫运极为奇特,这天劫的威力已经在武仙剑劫之上,这等劫运恐怕是传说中的劫运。” Su Yun sought for advice: May I ask the empress, what tribulation is this transports/fortunes?” 苏云求教道:“敢问娘娘,这是什么劫运?” Immortal Empress said: Tribulation transports/fortunes with the destiny is connected. The destiny is stronger, the tribulation transports/fortunes is then stronger. Formerly when Vu Tien had not interfered all living things tribulation transported, immortal immortal Monarch and day Monarch, they fly upwards the tribulation transported is quite then fierce, the far ultra ordinary immortal, most powerful day Monarch, that person Heaven even can change to the human form!” 仙后娘娘道:“劫运与气运相连。气运越强,劫运便越强。从前武仙未曾干涉众生劫运时,仙廷的仙君、天君,他们飞升之时劫运便极为厉害,远超普通仙人,最强大的天君,其人的天界甚至可以化作人形!” Su Yun changes countenance, immediately remembers the water to entangle. The water lingers crosses the tribulation, thunder tribulation formed a star, in the star has the immortal emperor to be abundant and everywhere immortal! 苏云不禁动容,顿时想起水萦回来。水萦回渡劫,雷劫形成了一个星球,星球中有着仙帝丰和漫天仙人! „The destiny that water lingers is big!” In his heart secretly thought. “水萦回的气运不小!”他心中暗道。 Immortal Empress said: If the destiny is slightly lower, meets the shape becoming an immortal pillaging by soldiers, the thunder forms various immortal soldiers. If the destiny is stronger, will then form the most precious object tribulation, thunder Qi forms the most precious object shape, is quite fierce. However the person of experience most precious object tribulation is really very few, husband, is today's immortal emperor, he had experienced in the past.” 仙后娘娘道:“倘若气运稍低一些,会形成仙兵劫,雷霆形成各种仙兵。倘若气运强一些,便会形成至宝劫,雷气形成至宝形态,极为厉害。不过经历至宝劫的人实在少之又少,外子,也就是当今的仙帝,他当年经历过。” The Su Yun heart big quake, passed the moment, this said: Your majesty can the ascending a height to get a broad view imperial throne, not have unearned reputation.” 苏云心头大震,过了片刻,这才道:“陛下能登临帝位,不是浪得虚名。” Immortal Empress said: But their tribulations transport/fortune do not have you to be unusual, your tribulation transports/fortunes is different from their anyone. Divides your thunder, is different from their day tribulations. This is I have never seen the thunder, as if contains to the high wonderful principle......” 仙后娘娘道:“但他们的劫运都没有你奇特,你的劫运不同于他们任何一人。劈你的雷霆,也不同于他们的天劫。这是一种我从未见过的雷霆,似乎蕴藏着至高的妙理……” She reveals the vision that confuses, solemn seems somewhat attractive, said: This wonderful principle palace......, I have never seen. You are very uncommon, the ascending a height to get a broad view immortal position name carries immortal is not overrated. If you intend to become an immortal, I can help you make a quota but actually.” 她露出迷惑的目光,端庄中又显得有几分诱人,道:“这种妙理本宫……,我从未见过。你很是不凡,登临仙位名载仙籍也毫不为过。你若是有意成仙,我倒可以帮你弄来一个名额。” Su Yun shakes the head to say with a smile: I cling to the native land, does not hate to depart.” 苏云摇头笑道:“我贪恋故土,不舍得离去。” Immortal Empress frowns saying: But the world of mortals has the incident. Had the matters of many mishaps, some people anxioused to stir up trouble, put these suppressed old monster, the world of mortals disaster will get up.” 仙后娘娘蹙眉道:“可是下界多有事端。先后发生了许多不测之事,有些人唯恐天下不乱,把那些被镇压的老怪物放了出来,下界祸乱将起。” Yingying and Bai Ze hear this word, the complexion like the earth, cannot stop to get malaria. 莹莹白泽听闻此言,面色如土,止不住打摆子。 Immortal Empress thinks that they fear oneself status, thinks little, said: You, if stays in the world of mortals, perhaps the turmoil of war, then delayed you.” 仙后以为他们惧怕自己身份,不以为意,道:“你若是留在下界,兵荒马乱的,说不定便耽误了你。” Su Yun expresses one's thanks, said: Hates to leave one's native land.” 苏云称谢,道:“故土难离。” Outside Immortal Empress is not good reluctantly, only to listen to broadcast the voice of cart driver young girl: Empress, some latter people opened the door.” 仙后也不好勉强,只听外面传来车夫少女的声音:“娘娘,后廷有人开门了。” The Immortal Empress nod said: And first goes.” 仙后点头道:“先且进去。” The cart driver young girl controls magnificence carriage to drive into the first paradise . Before Changlegong, day later after the empress has led, empress comes to welcome, then said with a smile by far tenderly: Crime woman see Immortal Empress......” 车夫少女驾驭着华辇驶入第一福地,进入后廷。长乐宫前,天后娘娘已经率领后廷的娘娘前来相迎,远远便娇笑道:“罪妇参见仙后娘娘……” Immortal Empress hurries to kick out of the way magnificence Nian the vehicle door, ran from the vehicle, said with a smile: Day later the empress folded the ghost I! You are the day of day of maid immortal later, if you say the crime woman, how I can support oneself?” 仙后慌忙踢开华辇的车门,从车上跑了下来,笑道:“天后娘娘折煞我了!你是天下女仙的天后,你若是自称罪妇,我可如何自立?” She is frank, before arriving at Changlegong quickly, the rear palace maid drives to catch up hastily. 她性格爽朗,快步来到长乐宫前,后方的宫女连忙驱车赶来。 Two empresses are symmetric by the sisters, are cheerful and lively, then walks toward Wei Yang palace. Day later the empress said with a smile: You have not to know, your family's disciple these deceived to eat to deceive here on to drink. The water lingers, hasn't paid a visit your teacher's wife?” 两位娘娘以姐妹相称,有说有笑,便向未央宫走去。天后娘娘笑道:“你有所不知,你家陛下的门生这几日在我这里骗吃骗喝呢。水萦回,还不来拜见你师娘?” A young girl leaves ranks, bows politely hastily: Gate unboiled water lingers, see empress.” 一个少女出列,连忙叩拜:“门生水萦回,参见娘娘。” Immortal Empress stops the footsteps, empty inflates the hand, said with a smile: Your master arranges your Senior Brother younger sister several worlds of mortals, why was only left over you, didn't see building Zhucui, night to live them coldly?” 仙后停下脚步,虚虚抬手,笑道:“你师父安排你们师兄妹几个下界,为何只剩下你了,不见楼珠翠、夜寒生他们?” The water lingers said low-spirited: Empress has not to know, several Senior Brother Senior Sisters had died for justice......” 水萦回黯然道:“娘娘有所不知,几位师兄师姐已经殉道了……” The Immortal Empress complexion sinks, said: „Is your world of mortals of envoy copes with the evil emperor? This person is so then fierce, unexpectedly continual buckle your majesty four disciples?” 仙后面色微沉,道:“你们下界是来对付邪帝的使者的罢?此人便这么厉害,竟然连续折损了陛下的四位弟子?” The water lingers lowers the head saying: Disciple is incompetent, asking the empress to punish!” 水萦回低头道:“弟子无能,请娘娘责罚!” The Immortal Empress silent moment, said: Tianfu dwelling place of Buddhist immortals where?” 仙后沉默片刻,道:“天府洞天何在?” The water lingers said: Tianfu still grasps in the disciple.” 水萦回道:“天府还在弟子掌握。” Immortal Empress unfolds face/color to say with a smile: Tianfu, your also crime not until death. Aiya, my memory! In my car(riage) also has the guest, forgets the day later the elder sister introduced.” 仙后展颜笑道:“天府尚在,你还罪不至死。哎呀,我这记性!我车里还有客人,忘记与天后姐姐介绍了。” She changes the topic, the day later said with amazement: Is it possible that little wench has a concubine, hid the man in the car(riage)?” 她转换话题,天后惊讶道:“小蹄子莫非金屋藏娇,在车里藏了男人?” Immortal Empress spat one, said with a smile: Isn't a man? When this person of youngster talent, my world of mortals crosses the tribulation on him, what end is the good inexorable fate, making me stop to wait and see, actually sees him injured by the day tribulation, therefore then rescuing.” 仙后啐了一口,笑道:“可不是个男子?此人少年才俊,我下界时恰逢他渡劫,端的是好劫数,让我不由驻足观望,却见他被天劫所伤,于是便搭救了。” Day later the empress changes countenance, said: Some unexpectedly people can make you stop, obviously is uncommon! This guest where?” 天后娘娘不禁动容,道:“竟有人能让你停车,可见不凡!这客人何在?” Also in car(riage).” “还在车里。” Immortal Empress called one, in the car(riage) did not have the sound, day later was even more curious, looked around to the car(riage), says with a smile: Talent does not hate to get out unexpectedly, obviously in younger sister's car(riage) is very certainly fragrant.” 仙后唤了一声,车里没有动静,天后愈发好奇,向车里张望,笑道:“才俊竟然不舍得下车,可见妹妹的车里面一定很香。” The water lingers also to look to the car(riage) with empresses, in heart curious. 水萦回与一众娘娘们也纷纷向车中看去,心中好奇。 Immortal Empress said with a smile: He is sees mostly the elder sister is the day later, in heart timid. He is actually a very shy youngster.” Said, called one, said with a smile: Came out!” 仙后笑道:“他多半是见姐姐是天后,心中胆怯。他却是个很害羞的少年。”说了,又唤了一声,笑道:“出来了!” Empress looks, sees only a delicate and pretty few Toshiro to lift the bead curtain, goes down from the vehicle slowly, the empresses dumbfounded. 诸位娘娘纷纷看去,只见一个俊美少年郎掀开珠帘,从车上缓缓走下,娘娘们不禁呆住了。 The water lingers also has a scare, the complexion like the earth, the eyeball chaotic revolutions, the heart said: Empress previously added that evil emperor envoy, how did oneself arrive with the evil emperor envoy together? She has understood clearly the Holy Sovereign Su true colors...... and other, she should understand clearly my ambition! Therefore catches Holy Sovereign Su, leading him to come then to punish one as a warning to others!” 水萦回也吓了一跳,面色如土,眼珠子乱转,心道:“娘娘先前还说邪帝使者,怎么自己就与邪帝使者走到一起了?难道她已经洞悉了苏圣皇的真面目……等一下,她应该是洞悉了我的野心!因此抓到苏圣皇,带着他前来便是要杀鸡儆猴!” Day later and a latter empress is also dumbfounded, has not expected quite the same as outstanding, can be Su Yun unexpectedly! 天后与后廷的一众娘娘也是大眼瞪小眼,浑然没有料到走下来的俊杰,竟然会是苏云 Immortal Empress sees that the beautiful pupil circulation, said with a smile: Day later did the elder sister, you know?” 仙后娘娘见状,美眸流转,笑道:“天后姐姐,你们认识?” Day later said with a smile: This is Su young friend, from proclaiming oneself emperor master, rushes to this palace here to receive the land rent! With this palace is a neighbor. Su young friend is the talent, that person wisdom is indeed exceedingly high, outstandingly talented.” 天后笑道:“这位是苏小友,自称帝廷主人,跑到本宫这里来收租子呢!与本宫算是邻居。苏小友的确是才俊,其人智慧通天,才高八斗。” Immortal Empress said: His tribulation transports/fortunes out of the ordinary, I have not seen.” 仙后道:“他的劫运非比寻常,我未曾见过。” Day later coughs gently, to the Su Yun faint smile: Originally is Su young friend. Su young friend, this palace hears some people to step on the ship good, the foot steps on two ships not to turn, afterward refine on the strange ability, may step on three ships. Today passes on the news suddenly, said that this person can step on four ships unexpectedly. Su young friend is intelligent, invites the manual palace, how this person can step on four ships, but not by ship crack?” 天后轻轻咳嗽一声,向苏云似笑非笑道:“原来是苏小友。苏小友,本宫听闻有人善踩船,脚踩两条船而不翻,后来炼就奇异本领,可踩三条船。今日忽传消息,说道此人竟能踩四条船。苏小友聪慧,请教本宫,这人是怎么才能踩四条船而没有被船裂?” Su Yun slow of speech say/way: Empress cracks a joke not, cracks a joke not......” 苏云讷讷道:“娘娘莫开玩笑,莫开玩笑……” Yingying sits in the Su Yun shoulder, looks pale, the bosom closely hugged was eating half of fragrant cakes together, whispered low voice: Was the foot steps on five ships obviously, the empress forgot, your oneself were also a ship......” 莹莹坐在苏云肩头,面色苍白,怀里紧紧抱着一块吃了一半的香饼,小声嘀咕道:“明明是脚踩五条船,娘娘忘记了,你自己也是一条船……” Su Yun behind is cold sweaty Bai Ze, met the faint past appearance momentarily, took off own sheep's horn to wipe away sweat unceasingly, has wiped away sweat inserts the corner/horn again returns to the original position, then picked to touch the cold sweat. 苏云身后则是冷汗津津的白泽,一副随时会昏厥过去的样子,不断的摘下自己的羊角去擦汗,擦过汗再把角插回原处,然后又摘下来摸冷汗。 Immortal Empress sees the atmosphere to be strange, cannot help but the beautiful pupil looks about, falls on Su Yun again and again, said with a smile: Su young friend had not said you recognize day later empress.” 仙后娘娘见气氛诡异,不由得美眸顾盼,连连落在苏云身上,笑道:“苏小友可没有说过你认得天后娘娘。” Su Yun is without turning a hair, said: Immortal Empress has not to know, I am a country folk, since childhood the teacher taught, the honored person who not available know raises own status, this act is not the gentleman behavior.” 苏云面不改色,道:“仙后有所不知,我是乡下人,自幼老师教导,不可用自己认识的贵人来抬高自己的身份,此举并非君子所为。” Immortal Empress day later said with a smile: Su Jun knows the book to reach the principle.” 仙后向天后笑道:“苏君知书达理。” Day later nods again and again, the complexion is somewhat strange, said hastily: We entered the palace to say again, entered the palace to say again!” 天后连连点头,面色有些古怪,连忙道:“咱们入宫再说,入宫再说!” The water lingers arrives at side Su Yun, stepping on quietly on his instep, faint smile: „The Holy Sovereign Su good fierce hands and feet, is it possible that can you also become the immortal emperor envoy to be inadequate?” 水萦回走到苏云身边,悄悄的踩在他的脚面上,似笑非笑道:“苏圣皇好厉害的手脚,你莫非还要成为仙帝使者不成?” She makes an effort to twist the sole. 她用力拧动脚掌。 Su Yun just likes unconsciously, another foot steps in the instep that the water lingers, makes an effort to twist, said with a smile: I, if becomes the immortal emperor envoy, the water younger sister definitely is my subordinate, we then can often communicate.” 苏云恍若不觉,另一只脚踩在水萦回的脚面上,用力拧动,笑道:“我若是成为仙帝使者,水妹妹肯定是我的麾下,咱们便可以经常来往了。” The water lingers cold snort/hum one, the sole catches up. 水萦回冷哼一声,脚底发力。 Su Yun also catches up from the sole, two people appearance is gradually fierce. 苏云也自脚底发力,两人面目渐渐狰狞。 Immortal Empress turns head, says with a smile: What are you two making? Comes a bit faster! Lingers, do you recognize Su young friend?” 仙后回头,笑道:“你们两个在做什么?快点过来!萦回,你认得苏小友?” The water lingers lamely hastily walks, said: Returns to the empress, recognizes, has had several chapters of social dealings, is a hard to deal with character.” 水萦回连忙一瘸一拐的走过去,道:“回娘娘,认得,打过几回交道,是个难缠的人物。” Su Yun also lamely walks, said: I with water Junior Sister from an exchange of blows friendship grows, therefore has to admire the love, pursues repeatedly, only the beautiful woman has no intention pitifully.” 苏云也一瘸一拐的走来,道:“我与水师妹不打不相识,因此心生仰慕爱恋之情,屡屡追求,只可惜佳人无意。” Immortal Empress looked at the water to linger is stepped on the flat toe, filled with the good intentions saying: Su young friend pursues the way of my disciple, is too a little wild, if you are more attentive, then became the good deed mostly. Today does not say this. Congratulates the elder sister to get rid of the pledge. How does the elder sister make contact with Great Emperor of Chaos this line?” 仙后看了看水萦回被踩扁的脚趾头,满怀善意道:“苏小友追求我这门生的路数,有点太野,你若是温存些,多半便成了好事。今日不说这个。恭喜姐姐摆脱誓言。姐姐是怎么搭上混沌大帝这条线的?” Day later in empress heart one tight, Yingying hugged is eating the half fragrant cake to tremble. 天后娘娘心中一紧,莹莹则抱着啃了一半香饼瑟瑟发抖。 Immortal Empress said with a smile: „The world can untie this grade of pledge, only has Great Emperor of Chaos. The elder sister good method, to pull to get online with Great Emperor of Chaos unexpectedly. I want to know that the elder sister was stranded here, to the person who you are a go-between is who?” 仙后笑吟吟道:“天下能解开这等誓言的,只有混沌大帝。姐姐好手段,竟然与混沌大帝牵上线。我想知道姐姐被困在这里,给你牵线的人是谁?”
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