JBA :: Volume #3 天外有天

#446: Sneaks across the world of mortals


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In the paradise odd/surplus Yongcheng dark corner, many demon gods are stealthy, raises head in the gloom and contamination on looks, above odd/surplus Yongcheng is brilliant, however under city actually dense, probably an unattainable cliff. 仙界余墉城的阴暗角落里,许多魔神鬼鬼祟祟,在阴暗和污秽中仰头上望,上方的余墉城光彩夺目,然而城下却黑压压的,像是一片高不可攀的悬崖。 The position of demon god so cannot withstand in the paradise. 魔神的地位在仙界就是如此不堪。 If mount guarding the door beast that Qilin Bai Ze such god beast can also be the immortal, but such as willow tree such demon god, then did not have the immortal to give shelter. 如麒麟白泽这样的神兽还可以做仙人的坐骑看门兽,但如相柳这样的魔神,便没有仙人收留了。 The luck good demon god can hide in the barren mountains and untamed rivers, the luck is not good, then can only seek a livelihood in the pollution discharge ditch of immortal city. 运气好的魔神可以躲在穷山恶水里,运气不好的,便只能在仙城的排污渠里讨生活。 If the luck is not good, will then be seized by the immortal, brings to refine the treasure. 倘若运气再不好,便会被仙人捉住,拿来炼宝。 Under the city the pollution discharge ditch, several young lads throw the swill, building up in the dwelling place refining up the waste miracle cure and domestic waste mixes the sewage to fall. 城下排污渠,几个童子来丢泔水,把炼丹房里炼废的灵丹和生活废物混着污水倾倒下来。 Here is the gloomy place of immortal palace, smokes the person decayed, many demon gods dwelling here, the kitchen li (0.5 km) from immortal palace seeks for the point to eat. The thing that the immortals eat will be the good thing, rare and exotic foods unable to finish eating will then discard, these may fill intelligence valuable LaBelle! 这里是仙宫的阴暗处,腐臭熏人,不少魔神都是栖息在这里,从仙宫中的厨余里寻找点吃的。仙人们吃的东西都是好东西,龙肝凤胆吃不完便都会丢掉,这些可都是充满了灵性的宝贝儿! The demon god of life under pollution discharge ditch is not inborn is the demon god, only often has the demon air/Qi and toxicity because of waste pill, these life in the paradise lifeform of gloomy place after is eats these things, the shape twists, the personality also therefore changes, lives by luck often to demon god morphology development. 生活在排污渠下的魔神并非天生就是魔神,只因废丹中往往有魔气和毒性,这些生活在阴暗处的仙界生物在是食用这些东西之后,形态扭曲,性情也因此大变,侥幸活下来的往往向魔神形态发展。 Naturally, has not lived naturally degenerates into food of other demon gods. 当然,没活下来的自然是沦为其他魔神的食物。 In pollution discharge ditch, willow tree cheers one, quickly throws, snatches demon god fists and feet adding together of food to other, dares to hit with the demon god who he fights for these flees like a scared rat, monopolizes here. 排污渠中,相柳欢呼一声,急忙扑过来,对其他抢食的魔神拳脚相加,将那些敢于和他争抢的魔神打得抱头鼠窜,独占这里。 These demon gods are alarmed and afraid, jumps out of the pollution discharge ditch in abundance, withers trembles in the corner, does not dare to fight for with him. 那些魔神惊惧,纷纷跳出排污渠,萎缩在角落里瑟瑟发抖,不敢与他争抢。 A willow tree dive, grips to exude in the stench drainage ditch green and glossily, in nine is in the water to fish randomly, finally fishes from the contamination to a waste pill, joyful extremely, cannot attend to then being probable disgustingly toward the mouth stopper. 相柳一个猛子,扎到绿油油泛着腥臭的沟渠里,九个上身在水里乱捞,终于从污秽中捞到一颗废丹,欣喜万分,顾不得恶心便要往嘴里塞去。 At this moment, he stops suddenly, has not eaten this waste pill. 就在这时,他突然停住,没有把这颗废丹吃下去。 Because he sees the above of pollution discharge ditch, Bai Ze, female clown and other strange people stand there, is staring at waste pill in his hand. 因为他看到排污渠的上方,白泽、女丑等奇奇怪怪的人站在那里,盯着他手中的废丹。 World of mortals?” “下界?” willow Hear ends the Bai Ze words, the violent anger gets up, said sternly: I violate inexpensively meet the world of mortals! The father arrives at the paradise with great difficulty, here is popular drinks spicily, I am eating dragon Gangeng the phoenix egg gruel in the morning, at noon enjoys the immortal for the pill of immortality that I refine, in the evening can also hear song that the immortal plays, the day passes not to know well! Will the father play dumb to accompany your world of mortals? Having your his mother Spring and Autumn Period big dream...... this miracle cure is good , the immortal refining up! Dirty? It is not dirty!” 相柳听完白泽的话,不由暴怒起来,厉声道:“我犯贱才会下界!老子好不容易才来到仙界,在这里吃香的喝辣的,我早上吃着龙肝羹凤卵粥,中午享用仙人为我炼制的仙丹,晚上还听得到仙人弹奏的小曲儿,日子过得不知有多好!老子会犯傻陪你们下界?做你他娘春秋大梦……这灵丹好得很,仙人炼的!脏?一点都不脏!” He braves in that the toxic gas and demonic nature waste Dancdr entrance green and glossily, the big mouth chews, raises head to swallow, was choked tears directing current: 他把那颗绿油油冒着毒气和魔性的废丹塞入口中,大口嚼动,仰头吞下,被噎得眼泪直流: Clean! The father likes this! The father is the demon god, originally on this/should life in this place......” “干净着呢!老子就喜欢这口!老子是魔神,本来就该生活在这种地方……” willow was saying to be saying, suddenly vomits, waste pill who just ate, spits cleanly. 相柳说着说着,突然哇哇呕吐起来,把刚刚吃掉的废丹,吐得一干二净。 He kneels on the ground, only thinks that the demon fire burns the heart, is even more uncomfortable. 他跪在地上,只觉魔火灼心,愈发难受起来。 Old, eldest child......” a shifty-eyed demon god pokes head from the pollution discharge ditch, accompanies to say with a smile, you spit, doesn't eat?” “老、老大……”一个贼眉鼠眼的魔神从排污渠中探出头来,陪笑道,“你吐出来的,不吃了罢?” willow Zheng being startled, had tears streaming down the face suddenly, sobs: This is not I have thought day, his mother is not......” 相柳怔了怔,突然泪流满面,哽咽道:“这不是我想过的日子,这他娘的不是……” Does he sway to stand up, wipes the tears, while follows the Bai Ze female clown they. 他摇摇晃晃站起身来,一边抹泪,一边跟上白泽女丑他们。 Gluttony, are you gluttony?” “饕餮,你是饕餮吗?” little white sheep walks in odd/surplus Yongcheng, sees only the gluttony to tie up on willow tree outside a dwelling place of celestial beings, outside that dwelling place of celestial beings also tied up many god beast demon beasts, your family place is having the immortal to give a banquet, invites the guest. 小白羊走在余墉城中,只见饕餮被人拴在一处仙府外的柳树上,那仙府外还被拴着许多神兽魔兽,府上正有仙人设宴,宴请宾客。 The youngster gluttony changes to the big end of baby, on the neck ties up the chains, the hands and feet is secluding, the appearance is rogue, other forward god demons look fierce. 少年饕餮化作大头娃娃,脖子上拴着锁链,手脚踞地,面相凶恶,正向其他神魔龇牙咧嘴。 Goes to your mother!” “去你娘的!” The gluttony hears the Bai Ze showing purpose in coming, lifts to start to rub own big head chin, scolded the clamor saying: „Does father meeting believe you? The father passes now well does not know! father wants to eat anything then to eat anything, father......” 饕餮听到白泽说明来意,抬起脚蹭蹭自己的大脑袋下巴,骂咧咧道:“老子会信你?老子现在过得不知道有多好!老子想吃什么便吃什么,老子……” Bai Ze was scolded dirtily, goes distressedly. 白泽被骂得灰头土脸,狼狈而去。 I urged him!” “我去劝他!” The willow tree walks up, sees only ties up the big end of baby of neck to pull straightly the chains, grasps to not far away god beast, but cannot hold the opposite party. 相柳走上前去,只见被拴着脖子的大头娃娃把锁链扯得笔直,向不远处神兽抓去,只是死活抓不住对方。 The god beast sits in repose with eyes closed, opens half eye to shoot a look at his one eyes lazily, immediately closes the eye. 那神兽闭目养神,睁开半只眼睛懒洋洋的瞥他一眼,随即又闭上眼睛。 Gluttony elder brother, I looks to eat from the swill in odd/surplus Yongcheng the pollution discharge ditch, how do you eat daily?” Nearby the willow tree gathers asks. “饕餮哥,我在余墉城排污渠从泔水里找吃的,你天天怎么吃?”相柳凑到跟前问道。 The gluttony cries, without speech. 饕餮落泪,没有说话。 willow say/way: I have not thought this day. I then am not a paradise, the gluttony elder brother is not a paradise is right? We in the world of mortals are existences of lording it over, whom wants to eat to eat anyone, why to suffer hardships to be a scapegoat here? That bellwether has the method to lead us to leave......” 相柳道:“我不想过这种日子。我本来便不是仙界的,饕餮哥也不是仙界的对不对?咱们在下界是称王称霸的存在,想吃谁就吃吃谁,何必在这里受苦受气?那头羊有法子可以带着我们离开……” Gluttony hears word, turns around, eradicates that immortal willow tree, the stopper to the mouth, eats a cleanness the immortal willow tree. 饕餮闻言,转过身来,把那株仙柳连根拔起,塞到嘴里,把仙柳吃个干净。 The chains on his neck is the treasure that the immortal gives him to refine ; first, to be used for hitch he ; first, to give him defends self to use, suddenly he cannot untie, therefore eats hitch own immortal willow tree. 他脖子上的锁链是仙人给他炼制的宝物,一是用来栓他的,一是给他防身用的,一时间他解不开,所以把栓自己的仙柳吃掉。 Walks!” Gluttony refreshed say/way. “走!”饕餮爽快道。 Son plants, I do not display, but is here has the purple gold bamboo. Father this whole life has not then eaten this type of delicious bamboo shoots!” “崽种,我不是给人展览的,而是这里有紫金竹。老子这辈子便没有吃过这种可口的竹笋!” The brave demon god sits in the basket, flexure plump buttocks, extracts purple gold bamboo shoots, to peel Sun eats while outside Bai Ze to cage said: They like me, here each child plants the immortals to like me, the father with your world of mortals, will not pass the hard times of drifting about destitute.” 貔貅魔神坐在笼子里,挠了挠肥硕的屁股,又抽出一根紫金竹笋,一边剥笋吃一边对笼外的白泽道:“他们喜欢我,这里每一个崽种仙人都喜欢我,老子才不会跟你们下界,过颠沛流离的苦日子。” Bai Ze said: You are the Tianfu dwelling place of Buddhist immortals, goes into the paradise to do really? The paradise is not your native land!” 白泽道:“你是天府洞天的,跑到仙界里来作甚?仙界又不是你的故土!” Sneers to say brave: Because paradise not brave, these sons plant the immortal to like me so much, you looked that they are solid to the shackles that the father does produce? Does the world of mortals have such solid shackles? Some so many purple Golden Immortal bamboos?” 貔貅冷笑道:“正是因为仙界没有貔貅,这些崽种仙人才会这么喜欢我,你看他们给老子造的牢笼多结实?下界有这么结实的牢笼?有这么多紫金仙竹?” Bai Ze said: If you bamboo shoots of purple gold bamboo, plant to Heaven City Wall, can definitely survive. In Heaven City Wall also has the fairyism . Moreover the child will plant the pavilion main also to make you manage the Tongtian Pavilion money. You are know that the child plants the pavilion main , since becoming the pavilion main, spends like the running water, the former pavilion lord put together the money of spending not to have him to spend many......” 白泽道:“倘若你把紫金竹的竹笋,种到天市垣,肯定能成活。天市垣里也有仙气,而且崽种阁主还会让你管通天阁的钱。你是知道的,崽种阁主自从成为阁主之后,花钱如流水,从前的阁主加在一起花的钱也没有他花的多……” Is opening the mouth brave, forgot the bamboo shoots that eats the mouth, muttered: Right, the child plants the pavilion lord is in history the pavilion of most ruined family main......” 貔貅张着嘴巴,忘记了吃嘴边的竹笋,喃喃道:“没错,崽种阁主是有史以来最败家的阁主……” Bai Ze taught with skill and patience, said: He does not have you is not good.” 白泽循循善诱,道:“他没有你不行。” Right, he does not have me is not good.” Standing up that sways brave, shoves open the door,- that door has not locked, after all who dares to steal the thing of immortal? “没错,他没有我不行。”貔貅摇摇晃晃的站起身来,推开牢门,-那牢门没锁,毕竟谁敢偷仙人的东西? Son plants the pavilion lord to need me, I for he discarded this damn the fragrant fairyism of paradise, that disgusting repercussions flavor.” Brave steals the purple Golden Immortal bamboo, while scolded the clamor to say. “崽种阁主需要我,我为了他舍弃了这狗日的仙界的香甜仙气,还有那恶心的劫灰味道儿。”貔貅一边偷盗紫金仙竹,一边骂咧咧道。 In two months, Bai Ze sought the nine phoenixes on dryondra, the person worked as Tianpeng of mount, after the saddle lead horse, serves ya zi of person, made concubine's calf calf, was hungrier much poor strange, finally sought Jupiter. 过了两个月,白泽又寻到了梧桐树上的九凤,给人当坐骑的天鹏,鞍前马后伺候人的睚眦,给人做小妾的腓腓,饿得皮包骨头的穷奇,最后又寻到太岁。 Brother Bai, I am very good, I am very here good. The immortals like eating me, but is not eats, does not eat my time then throws me to Yaochi is raising. There fairyism was very rich! I was eaten be used to it, I and poor eat by the gluttony in the world of mortals wonderfully, here was eaten by the immortal, I thought that the day and formerly had not distinguished...... “白哥,我很好,我在这里真的很好。仙人喜欢吃我,但不是顿顿都吃,不吃我的时候便把我丢到瑶池里养着。那里的仙气别提有多浓郁了!我被吃习惯了,我在下界被饕餮和穷奇吃,在这里被仙人吃,我觉得日子和从前没区别…… I do not walk, I really do not need you to rescue! I must call...... me to remain to be eaten by the immortal sincerely, I feel good! What do I really want to call......? Today the immortal emperor subjugates the false emperor corpse monster, can kill ten Jupiter to reward with food and drink the three services? Walk! We walk immediately!” “我不走,我真的不用你们搭救!我要叫了……我真心想留下来被仙人吃,我觉得挺好!我真的要叫了……什么?今天仙帝征讨伪帝尸妖,要杀十个太岁犒劳三军?走!我们立刻走!” ...... …… Bai Ze basically evens up the god demon that can find, really does not want the world of mortals besides more than ten god demons, several god demons have died in the paradise, the soul and fleshly body entirely to extinguish. 白泽把能找到的神魔基本上找齐,除了十多个神魔确实不愿意下界之外,还有几个神魔已经死在仙界,性灵与肉身俱灭。 In the numerous god demon heart sinks, except for the war of immortal lu mountain, this is they biggest casualties. 众神魔心中一沉,除了仙箓山之战,这是他们最大的伤亡。 God demon in paradise, involuntary, life and death not as one pleases.” Bai Ze says with emotion. “神魔在仙界,身不由己,生死也不由己。”白泽感慨道。 Now is only left over Ying Long?” The female clowns asked that „do we want to look for him?” “现在只剩下应龙了吧?”女丑问道,“咱们要不要去找他?” What asks him to make?” “找他做什么?” The people opposed with one voice, that bird dragon is in us the sign surface is biggest, can only reach highest knowledge, the position was higher than us!” 众人异口同声反对,“那头鸟龙是咱们中牌面最大的,唯一一个能够登堂入室的,地位比咱们高多了!” We can only wait for in out of the door of immortal mansion, most is much longer selects is the concubine to the immortal, but must be occupied by the side room/concubine, does not have including own palace. But he can actually enter the main hall, the plate on the pillar, does not know that envies dead many god demons!” “咱们只能在仙人府邸的门外守候,最多就是长得妖娆点儿给仙人做小妾,还要住偏房,连自己的宫殿都没有。但他却可以进入厅堂,盘在柱子上,不知羡慕死多少神魔!” He is the retainer of immortal emperor, being in good graces! He does not need to give the immortal to make the mount, only needs the plate then to have the food to eat on the pillar.” “他是仙帝的家臣,得宠着呢!他都不用给仙人做坐骑,只需要盘在柱子上便有饭吃。” Even if looks for him, he is still not necessarily able to follow us together, who can enter the residence of immortal emperor let alone? There, is the place that our these paradise floors can go to?” “就算去找他,他也未必会跟我们一起走,更何况谁能进入仙帝的居所?那里,也是咱们这些仙界底层能去的地方?” Female clown Bai Ze and the others have to eliminate to seek the Ying Long thought that the people goes hand in hand, sets out to Beimian Great Wall, regarding paradise, but was short of several dispensable god demons, but to them is actually the dignity, freedom and life! 女丑白泽等人只好打消去寻应龙的念头,众人结伴而行,向北冕长城进发,对于仙界来说,只是少了几个可有可无的神魔罢了,但对于他们来说却是尊严、自由与生命! On this day, they arrived at Beimian Great Wall finally, raises head to look, but sees the Great Wall that trillion stars build to be vast, is hard to climb. 这一日,他们终于来到了北冕长城脚下,仰头上望,但见亿万星辰堆砌的长城浩瀚壮观,难以攀登。 Many immortals are transporting the stars, fills collapsing that the immortal emperor corpse monster creates. 还有诸多仙人正在搬运星辰,填补仙帝尸妖造成的坍塌。 Our old route returns.” “我们原路返回。” Bai Ze said quietly: Wants the world of mortals, then must sneaks across Beimian Great Wall. If alarms the immortal, I feared that we cannot get away.” 白泽悄声道:“想要下界,便须得偷渡北冕长城。倘若惊动仙人的话,我怕我们谁都走不了。” Is saying, he noticed suddenly front Great Wall has a brilliant yellow jersey youngster, stands at the back of a small burden in the roadside. 正说着,他突然看到前方长城脚下有一个头角峥嵘的黄衫少年,背着一个小小的包袱站在路边。 Ying Long!” 应龙!” The numerous god demons cannot help but, rush to go forward surprisedly hastily. 众神魔不由得惊讶不已,连忙奔上前去。 Formerly, I was gluttonous and lazy, thought that worked under the immortal emperor, only needed the plate then to have on the pillar to eat to drink, did not need to move, this secured job then can eat for a lifetime. I think that I want such life, therefore after I was summoned the world of mortals, goes all out to return to the paradise.” “从前,我好吃懒做惯了,觉得在仙帝麾下做事,只需要盘在柱子上便可以有吃有喝,不用动弹,这个铁饭碗便可以吃一辈子。我以为我想要这样的生活,所以我被召唤下界后,拼命想要回到仙界。” The yellow jersey youngster smiles to them, said: „After arriving here, I am the plate on the pillar of immortal emperor family/home, however my heart actually can not be peaceful. I know, this is not I wants. Life that I want, not in paradise.” 黄衫少年向他们笑了笑,道:“来到这里之后,我还是盘在仙帝家的柱子上,但是我的心却始终不得安宁。我知道,这并不是我想要的。我想要的生活,不在仙界。” His say/way heart is in a tumult, looks up to the Great Wall: The life that I want in another side of Great Wall, there I, has the friendship, has the happy talks and laughters, rather than plate like sculpture on pillar. There has in many people of same belief the person, many secrets, iron and blood, battlefield rocket.” 他的道心在骚动,仰望长城:“我想要的生活在长城的另一边,在那里的我,拥有友情,有欢声笑语,而不是像雕塑一样盘在柱子上。那里有着许许多多同道中人,还有许许多多的秘密,还有铁与血,还有战场的狼烟。” Walks in the battlefield that the corpse piles up, the foot is stepping on the sword remnant blade, this is the long-cherished wish of my lifetime!” “行走在尸体堆积如山的战场上,脚踩着断剑残刀,这是我毕生的夙愿!” He is fervent, the sound is getting more and more loud, youngster Bai Ze went forward, patted his shoulder, said: Good, knows that you have lofty aspirations and high ideals, is not willing to make ornaments in the paradise, do not blow. We walk-” 他慷慨激昂,声音越来越大,少年白泽上前,拍了拍他的肩头,道:“好了好了,知道你有雄心壮志,不愿在仙界做个摆设,不要吹了。咱们走-” He is high-spirited, haha said with a smile: People want to sneak across to the paradise come, but has not actually thought, we instead must sneak across the world of mortals!” 他意气风发,哈哈笑道:“人们都想偷渡到仙界来,但却没有想到,我们反而要偷渡到下界!” - Asked the monthly ticket to ask the monthly ticket, the eye tearful to ask the monthly ticket --求月票啊求月票,眼泪汪汪求月票
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