„Actually I had also said a moment ago, the common spirit cannot achieve this thing generally, basically can determine that he is because has the help of external force, can therefore achieve the effect of this similar practical joke.” “其实我刚才也说过了,寻常的幽灵一般是做不到这种事的,基本可以确定他是因为有外力的帮助,所以才能达到这种类似恶作剧的效果。” slow Shenhang put out a sparganium stoloniferum cylinder the cup to oneself but actually one cup of water, and answered slowly. 徐慎行拿出一只三棱柱形的杯子给自己倒了一杯水,并缓缓解释道。 Raises while convenient, this cup bases on the interest of jasmine to buy, but girl actually useless one time. 顺带一提,这只杯子是基于茉莉的兴趣而买的,但是那丫头却从来都没用过一次。 „Practical joke?” similar Zhengyi look at each other in blank dismay with side Xiaoqing. “恶作剧？”肖正义跟方晓晴面面相觑。 „Right, because I give your bracelet to fall most malicious incantation techniques invalid, on the contrary is to harboring practical joke and so on magic arts that the mood conducts invalid......, because uses/gives technique it has not injured by the meaning of technique.” “没错,因为我给你的手链可以无效掉大部分恶意的咒术,反倒是对怀着恶作剧之类的情绪进行的法术无效……因为施术者本身并没有伤害受术者的意思。” slow Shenhang nods: „Words as the matter stands, the method of solution also is actually very simple, so long as made that spirit vanish is good.” 徐慎行点了点头:“这样一来的话,其实解决的方法也很简单,只要让那个幽灵消失就好了。” He that cup in the hand puts on behind windowsill, immediately in the cup presented the seven colors rays: „Draws an analogy, if one bunch of sunlight photos arrive on the triangular prism, we can notice that the sunlight was scattered seven color spectra. The sunlight can regard as the external force, the triangular prism is that spirit, but your present situations are the spectra that scatters. Although does not have the means to destroy Sun, so long as takes away the triangular prism,” was saying he screened out oneself cup: „Sunlight naturally can return to the original condition.” 他把手里那个杯子放到身后的窗沿上,顿时杯子里出现了七色的光芒:“打个比方,如果有一束阳光照到三棱镜上,我们就能够看到阳光被散射成了七彩的光谱。阳光可以视为外力,三棱镜就是那个幽灵,而你们现在的情况就是散射出来的光谱。虽然没办法破坏掉太阳,但只要拿走三棱镜的话,”说着他抽走了自己的杯子:“阳光自然就能够恢复原状了。” Recently actually the so-called external force is the spiritual energy that river promote land features divulged, but this explained that is too troublesome, therefore slow Shenhang simply in explanation ambiguous past. 其实所谓的外力就是最近江晋地脉泄露出来的灵气,不过这个解释起来太麻烦,所以徐慎行才干脆在说明里含糊了过去。 „I understood.” “我明白了。” similar Zhengyi is suddenly enlighted: „Also is so long as surpassed that spirit to be good, right!” 肖正义恍然大悟:“也就是只要超度掉那个幽灵就行了,对吧！” „Almost.” “差不多吧。” slow Shenhang puts out a hand toward side Xiaoqing: „Gives me your bracelet, I help you strengthen.” 徐慎行朝着方晓晴一伸手:“把你的手链给我,我帮你们强化一下。” „.” Cannot follow two people to talk, ignorant side Xiaoqing but who also be at compels the condition in that skewer of 50 cents the bracelet the hand took off hastily, gave slow Shenhang. “哦哦。”跟不上两人对话,还处于懵逼状态的方晓晴连忙将手上那串五毛钱的手链摘下,递给了徐慎行。 slow Shenhang: „Equipment strengthening starts...... 1 and 2......” 徐慎行:“装备强化开始……一、二……” similar Zhengyi: „Unexpectedly dubs with the mouth......” 肖正义:“居然是用嘴配音的吗……” slow Shenhang: „Duang, the equipment strengthens , " 50 cents bracelet + 2 " .” 徐慎行:“Duang的一声,装备强化完毕,喏,「五毛钱的手链」。” similar Zhengyi received that bracelet that speechless seems like almost no difference: „Right, besides the bracelet, other accessories can adhere to stick cohere the divine protection?” 肖正义一阵无语地接过了那条看起来几乎没啥区别的手链:“对了,除了手链之外,其他的饰品能附着加护吗？” „Ok.” slow Shenhang is quite actually natural today: „Is thank you special privileges of previous these souvenirs, today attaches demon one to you again.” “可以啊。”徐慎行今天倒是颇为大方:“算是谢谢你以前那些手信的特别优惠,今天再给你们附魔一件吧。” Therefore similar Zhengyi picked gold necklace on the fair neck: „side Xiaoqing, this is used for the divine protection not to have the issue?” 于是肖正义就将自己白皙的脖子上的金项链摘了下来:“方晓晴,这个用来加护没问题吧？” The latter is too busy nods, it seems like before hit the experience of ghost also to make the female man who this originally is fearless frighten unbearably. 后者忙不迭地点了点头,看来之前撞鬼的经历也让这个原本天不怕地不怕的女汉子吓得够呛。 slow Shenhang received the gold necklace, stared was looking at the moment, then asked: „This is the pure gold?” 徐慎行接过金项链,盯着看了片刻,然后问道:“这个是纯金的吗？” side Xiaoqing a head question mark: „Right, initially bought several thousand......” 方晓晴一脑袋问号:“对啊,当初买的时候好几千呢……” slow Shenhang: „Equipment strengthening starts...... 1 and 2......” 徐慎行:“装备强化开始……一、二……” similar Zhengyi: „Unexpectedly must start from here......” 肖正义:“居然要从这里开始吗……” slow Shenhang: „ping, the equipment strengthening failure, " several thousand gold chains " vanished.” 徐慎行:“呯的一声,装备强化失败,「好几千的金链子」消失了。” similar Zhengyi: „Do not work as our surface to hide secretly the gold necklace!” 肖正义:“不要当着我们的面把金项链偷偷藏起来啊！” In brief as slow Shenhang who compels poorly after is helping with tears the gold necklace divine protection ends, he continues to how solve the spirit the method to tell to similar Zhengyi they. 总之身为穷逼的徐慎行在含泪帮金项链加护完后,他才继续把要如何解决幽灵的方法告诉给肖正义他们。 „Means altogether two, first quite simple direct, similar Zhengyi you can entangle on the rifle butt of your pistol that bracelet, as the matter stands your spear/gun will obtain the divine protection temporarily, the projected bullet can also to ordinary spirit kind of the injury of creating the lethal class.” “办法一共有两个,第一个比较简单直接,肖正义你可以把那条手链缠到你手枪的枪把上,这样一来你的枪会暂时获得加护,射出的子弹也能对普通的灵类造成致死类的伤害。” „ei, sounds simply......” similar Zhengyi to light up with pleasure: „Do not look at my, can win my person is not many in the marksmanship and magic flower rope!” “欸,听起来好简单……”肖正义不由喜笑颜开:“别看我这样,在枪法和翻花绳上能够赢过我的人可不多！” „You are greatly hero!” slow Shenhang complained one subconsciously, later continues saying: „Spirit kind and the person is different, without strategic point view, therefore after you hit it, the divine protection effect on the bullet adhering to stick cohere gradually will become effective...... will bring the soul to that spirit at first as if by the flame combustion pain, he will call out pitifully is apologizing to you, begging you to forgive, because this process is irreversible, therefore you can only look helplessly his body was scattered by the strength of divine protection.” “你是大雄么！”徐慎行下意识地吐槽了一句,随后继续说道:“不过灵类和人不同,没有要害这种说法,所以你击中它之后,子弹上附着的加护效果才会逐渐生效……最初会给那个幽灵带来灵魂仿佛被火焰燃烧般的痛苦,他会惨叫着向你道歉,乞求你饶恕,但因为这个过程是不可逆的,所以你只能眼睁睁地看着他的身体被加护的力量所驱散。” „After that he will feel desperate, starts to curse you, cursed this world. If the evil spirit, should have the curse of certain extent to become effective, but you could rest assured that the death dwelling that in the family/home squats basically is not an unprincipled person, besides licking screen and occasionally keyboard hero they should not have any evil conduct, therefore simply has not degenerated for the evil spirit possibility...... understood certainly that weak to could not become also the line( somebody before screen to spit an old blood)...... the evil spirit for the cricket dead dwelling his curse to be invalid in brief, was only because soul by livingly tear ache behavior that but conducted subconsciously.” “在那之后,他会感到绝望,开始诅咒你们,诅咒这个世界。如果是恶灵的话,应该会有一定程度的诅咒生效,不过你们放心,家里蹲的死宅基本都不是坏人,除了舔屏和偶尔键盘侠一下之外他们应该不会有任何恶行,所以根本没有堕落为恶灵的可能……当然理解为蛐蛐死宅鶸到连恶灵都成不了也行(屏幕前的某人吐了口老血)……总之他的诅咒应该是无效的,只是因为灵魂被活生生地撕裂般的疼痛而下意识进行的行为而已。” „ Finally, he becomes incomparably weak, the pain will make his intelligence appear fuzzily, he will shed bitter tears, is summoning before death family member unceasingly- generally is mother- at the same time to the matter apologies of various lamentation, sob finally gradually changes into the flying ash to vanish like the child in this world, thorough being frightened out of one's wits, Happy “最后,他会变得无比虚弱,痛苦会让他的神智出现模糊,他会痛哭流涕,不断呼唤着自己生前的亲人-一般是妈妈-一边为生前各种悔恨的事道歉,最后抽泣地像个小孩子一样逐渐化为飞灰消失在这个世界上,彻底的魂飞魄散,Happy End. ” End。” „ This where is Happy “这哪里是Happy End! The aftertaste was too unpleasant feeding! Is me to cast the shadow for a lifetime! ” End啊！余韵太令人不快了喂！这么做我一辈子都会留下阴影的啊！” similar Zhengyi whole person kneels down, the whole body made the frustrated body anteflexion movement grayish white. 肖正义整个人都跪倒在地,全身灰白地做出了失意体前屈的动作。 side Xiaoqing is also an expression that is hard to accept. 方晓晴也是一副难以接受的表情。 The words saying that the so-called mind is harmed is this meaning?! Is will truly create the mental scar that the life is hard to restore to the conscientious person...... 话说所谓的心灵受到伤害就是这个意思吗？！确实是会对有良心的人造成一生都难以恢复的心灵创伤啊…… „That only then another method.” slow Shenhang as if has expected similar Zhengyi saying that he shrugged, drinks the words boiling water to continue saying: „You know that side the Chinese hibiscus has a view, is called to achieve Buddhahood?” “那就只有另外一种方法了。”徐慎行仿佛早就料到肖正义会这么说,他耸了耸肩,喝了口白开水继续说道:“你知道扶桑那边有种说法,叫做成佛吗？” „Your meaning is......” similar Zhengyi is on the rise, some frown indefinitely. “你的意思是……”肖正义抬起头,有些不确定地皱起眉头。 „Satisfies that dead dwelling final desire, making him achieve Buddhahood...... re-enters the samsara with our here words. Such you can also achieve your goal.” “满足那个死宅最后的愿望,让他成佛……用我们这边的话来说就是重入轮回。那样你们也能达成自己的目的。” slow Shenhang made an affirmative movement. 徐慎行做出了一个肯定的动作。 „This, although troubles, but finally also in acceptable range.” similar Zhengyi looked at side Xiaoqing, the latter nods to him. “这样的话虽然麻烦一点,不过总算还在可以接受的范围内。”肖正义看了眼方晓晴,后者向他点了点头。 „, A matter.” slow Shenhang knocked own head: „Because the fellow should be only the ordinary spirit, after transfers your soul, because it is estimated that the spirit strength will move fast some time insufficient, at least you do not have the means to see him today again.” “哦,还有一件事。”徐慎行敲了敲自己的脑袋:“因为那家伙应该只是普通的幽灵,在将你们灵魂调转之后,估计会因为灵力不足而飘忽一段时间,至少今天你们是没办法再见到他了。” „In other words......” side Xiaoqing complexion one white. “也就是说……”方晓晴脸色一白。 „You two, consider now a next evening must quite be what to do good ~” “你们两个,现在还是考虑一下晚上要怎么办比较好哦~” Cut-off rule- 分割线- Packed off scared two people, slow Shenhang could not bear laugh. 送走了失魂落魄的两人,徐慎行才忍不住哈哈大笑了起来。 „Don't you really have the means to help them?” Song jade also walked from the kitchen at this time. “你真的没办法帮他们吗？”宋玉这个时候也从厨房里走了出来。 It seems like she listened secretly much in the kitchen......, although slow Shenhang has not planned to hide the truth from her and that's the end. 看来她在厨房里偷听了不少……虽然徐慎行也没打算瞒她就是了。 „I naturally do not have the means to help them...... the jasmine be able to achieve and that's the end.” “我当然没办法帮他们……不过茉莉能够做得到就是了。” „Well, why didn't you tell them?” “咦,那你为什么不告诉他们？” „Naturally is because is very interesting!” “当然是因为很有趣啊！” „......” “……” Song jade suddenly discovered that slow Shenhang also had quite bad mind side. 宋玉突然发现徐慎行也有颇为坏心眼的一面。 However she thought that she does not dislike such slow Shenhang. 不过她觉得自己并不讨厌这样的徐慎行。 „Dinner completed...... the graciousness, what are you looking at?” Song Yuzheng planned to try before the jasmine they came back, first tried the candlelight dinner with slow Shenhang, actually discovered that slow Shenhang is gawking is staring at the corner/horn of sofa- a moment ago similar Zhengyi or side Xiaoqing avoided that corner/horn subconsciously. “晚饭做好了……恩,你在看什么？”宋玉正打算试着在茉莉她们回来之前,和徐慎行先试试烛光晚餐,却发现徐慎行正愣愣地盯着沙发的一角-刚才不论是肖正义还是方晓晴都下意识地避开了那一角。 „Just...... did some people sit there?” slow Shenhang some said indefinitely. “刚刚……是不是有人坐在那里？”徐慎行有些不确定地说道。 „Misconception?” „...... The graciousness, should be the misconception.” “错觉吧？”“……恩,应该是错觉吧。” ----------- ----------- The words saying that I saw the younger sister to control that «World's First Provincial commander To harness» in the words, deliberately considered carefully, did not discover right! 话说我看了看妹控那本《世界第一提督驾到》里的话,仔细寻思了一下,发现不对啊！ Obviously my pit chiefs and hundred ghost two, moreover there is this record, was the younger sister controls own pit many to become the lunar terrain on the contrary quickly, a meteorite escaped does not have, why saying that my moral integrity was insufficient feeds( 明明我的坑才院长和百鬼两个,而且还有过完本的记录,反倒是妹控自己的坑都多到快成月球表面了,连个陨石遁都没有,凭啥说我节操不够啊喂( …… …… …… …… …… ……