IITMEOISC :: Volume #5

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The fist of result that two guy penetrated the land loli’s body. 结果那俩大汉的拳头就穿透了土地萝莉的身体。 But without them pulls out the fist, the land loli’s body turned into the solid clay. 但没等他们把拳头拔出来,土地萝莉的身体就变成了坚实的黏土。 Served as the incarnation and clay of medium by the god of the land naturally is not the common clay, they do not even have the means to pull out at once the fist, such was surrounded in turn. 被土地神用作化身和施法媒介的黏土自然不是寻常的黏土,以至于他们一时之间甚至都没办法把拳头拔出来,就那样反过来被困住了。 even/including others camouflage cannot look, it seems like it is the young lady is extremely oversensitive existence that...... this group of fellows should not be are worth paying attention.” “连人家的障眼法都看不出来,看来是大小姐太过多心了……这群家伙应该不是什么值得我们注意的存在。” After does not know when sits , a land loli of position to eat the noodles with soybean paste to say leisurely. 不知何时坐后了一个位置的土地萝莉慢条斯理地吃着炸酱面说道。 Right?” “是吗?” slow Shenhang pinched to explode several other ultra black schoolmates conveniently completely. 徐慎行顺手把其余几个超黑同学全部捏爆了。 To him, opens the spirit wisdom shortly after young monster and millennium ghosts also has no difference, is a matter of fist, how therefore usually begins unable to distinguish clearly the strong and weak of enemy. 对于他来说,开启灵智没多久的小妖怪和千年老妖也没啥区别,都是一拳的事,所以通常动起手来也分不太清敌人的强弱如何。 However in land loli this place myth time can only calculate the person said that that was supposing the enemy truly is also no better...... 不过土地萝莉这种放在神话时代里只能算喽啰的人都这么说了,那估摸着敌人也确实强不到哪里去…… Experienced extinguished the world war, ran again and small monster small scale of this rank, always thought that was no interesting. 经历了灭世大战,再跑回来和这种级别的小妖怪小打小闹,总觉得没啥意思。 As his such a thinks, hits the carefree feeling of exploding also to abate the enemy thoroughly, all become insipid. 随着他这么一想,把敌人打爆的畅快感也彻底消退,一切都变得索然无味。 What to do is left over these two?” “那么剩下这两只怎么办?” He to is pouted by that two young monster who the clay surrounds, land loli asked. 他向被黏土困住的那两只小妖怪努努嘴,土地萝莉问道。 Others brought to go back, otherwise did not have the means to confess that to the young lady said.” “人家带回去好了,否则也没办法向大小姐交代的说。” Words said that you are the god of the land of river promote name brand, has no need to continue to supply that fellow?” “话说你已经是江晋正牌的土地神了,用不着继续那么供着那家伙吧?” slow Shenhang knitting the brows head, jokes aside, he had no favorable impression regarding that former god of the land. 徐慎行皱了皱眉头,说真的,他对于那个前任土地神没啥好感。 How to say again, the young lady also once rescued the sea of bitterness others, took the person of say/way of immortal others...... from the beginning on Mr. slow of unmatched in the world, you will certainly not understand.” “再怎么说,大小姐也是曾经将人家救出苦海,将人家带上长生之道的人啊……从一开始就天下无敌的徐先生,你一定不会懂吧。” Land loli shows a faint smile. 土地萝莉微微一笑。 No one is since the beginning on unmatched in the world......” slow Shenhang hears word speaking thoughtlessly replied. “没有谁是打从一开始就天下无敌的啊……”徐慎行闻言随口回答道。 God of the land loli has not continued to refute, but shook her symbolic mushroom head, after the money of noodles with soybean paste puts on the table, the whole person sank underground, but that two young monster also one and towed. 土地神萝莉没有继续反驳,只是晃了晃她的标志性蘑菇头,将炸酱面的钱放到桌上后,整个人就沉入了地下,而那两只小妖怪也被一并拖了下去。 Hopes they in underground will not feel stifled. 希望它俩不会在地下憋死吧。 slow Shenhang in blessed that two unlucky egg at heart heartfeltly. 徐慎行在心里由衷祝福那两个倒霉蛋。 Afterward he realizes a matter suddenly. 随后他猛然意识到一件事。 Lying trough, should this...... not want me to tidy up?” “卧槽,这……该不会要我一个人收拾吧?” Because he began before extremely heroically, in present snack bar his entire with murder-, if the bloodstain of ground is not the green, but is the red, even if it is estimated that the present will catch the police station still no one to regard the miscarriages of justice. 因为他之前动手太过豪迈,以至于现在小吃店里都被他整的跟个杀人现场似的-如果地上的血迹不是绿色而是红色的话,估计就算现在逮进警察局也没人会当成冤假错案。 Left land loli naturally cannot reply him, can only old slow to repent there. 已经离开的土地萝莉自然不会回答他,只能让老徐一个人在那里自怨自艾。 Because the dog belts of these young monster dog belts, the earth belt/bring( carried off by god of the land, is called earth belt/bring) earth belt/bring, therefore pursued idler technique to estimate that before also expired. 由于这些小妖怪狗带的狗带,土带(被土地神带走,简称土带)的土带,所以之前驱逐闲人的术式估计也失效了。 Unavoidablily, slow Shenhang can only emit a point own imposing manner slightly. 不得已的,徐慎行只能稍微放出了一点自己的气势。 As the lifeform of highest order, even if slow Shenhang only has a wee bit imposing manner leaks, overwhelming majority lifeform when will be close to this generation having the fear feeling subconsciously, rather will detour or delays will not continue to go forward some time. 作为最高位的生物,哪怕徐慎行仅有一丁点的气势外泄,绝大部分的生物在接近这一代的时候都会下意识地产生畏惧感,宁愿绕路或是耽搁一段时间也不会继续前进。 Naturally as the matter stands will have some after-effects, for example on this street the sales estimate of store will present subtle falling about one month and so on, regarding this old slow can only to these shop owners say at heart was sorry, who lets him is the magic arts idiot...... 当然这样一来也会有一些后遗症,譬如说这条街上商店的营业额估计在近一个月内都会出现微妙的下跌之类的,对此老徐只能在心里对那些店主说一声抱歉了,谁让他是个法术白痴咧…… After oneself won some time, Xu Cai starts with the real murderer the same as straighten up murder...... 为自己争取到了一定的时间之后,老徐才开始跟个真的杀人犯一样拾掇起了杀人现场…… Theoretically, he can project on the molecular rank these corpses the particle. 理论上来说,他可以把那些尸体打到分子级别的微粒。 However he after on a corpse did, does not know why almost exploding turned the snack bar old slow who aerophysics has not learned does not know that is actually the natural phenomenon or consequence that because the monster within the body residual monster strength causes trouble. 不过他在一具尸体上那么做了之后,不知为啥差点把小吃店给炸翻了-物理没学好的老徐也不知道究竟是自然现象还是因为妖怪体内残留的妖力作祟的后果。 In brief made corpse into thin air unable to achieve. 总之让尸体人间蒸发是做不到了。 Therefore slow Shenhang can only smash the degree of hash with cloud scale the corpse, then thinks to pour into the basement well in not far away with the dust pan- that inside mouse and cockroach should help him process these mince meat. 于是徐慎行只能用云鳞把尸体砸烂到肉糜的程度,然后用簸箕装着倒进不远处的窨井里-那里面的老鼠和蟑螂应该会帮他处理掉这些肉末的。 When falls this pile of not inflammable spicy chickens, slow Shenhang discovered a name card from a pocket of corpse. 只是在倾倒这堆不可燃辣鸡的时候,徐慎行从一具尸体的衣兜里发现了一张名片。 Shao cherry entertainment? A little familiar-sounding......” “绍樱娱乐?有点耳熟啊……” Cannot think that represents the matter is not unimportant: By this after creed slow Shenhang immediately this matter threw into the brain, starts with the mop ground these green juice entirely to tow. 想不起来就代表事情并不重要:以此作为信条的徐慎行立刻就把这回事儿抛到了脑后,开始用拖把将地上那些绿色的汁液统统拖掉了。 After completing all these, he wiped a perspiration. 做完这一切之后,他才抹了把汗。 Finally can resting a while......? Did the rain stop?” “终于可以歇一会儿了……嗯?雨停了吗?” After oneself took bottle of Cola, he casually looked for a position, opened hung the television in snack bar corner. 给自己拿了瓶可乐之后,他随便找了个位置,打开了挂在小吃店角落里的电视。 " This news: The police start to involve to investigate Shao cherry entertainment affiliated artist missing case...... " 「本台讯:警方开始介入调查绍樱娱乐旗下艺人失踪案……」 The news that the result jumps made his almost Cola spurt. 结果一跳出来的新闻就让他差点一口可乐喷了出来。 Did a mother chicken, me just except for two monsters, your side obtain the beginning of message bom investigation? Also especially on news? Must be so quick! 妈个鸡,我这边刚刚除了两个妖,你那边就得到消息开始调查了?还特么上新闻了?要不要这么快啊! However looked at a while, he actually discovered the matter and think is not quite same. 不过看了一会儿,他却发现事情和自己想的不太一样。 Just by that several people who his resentment died is not the missing person in news. 刚刚被他怼死的那个几个人并不是新闻里的失踪者。 In fact, the missing people in news is a star, but by that several people that slow Shenhang kills obviously is not star- that name card that since he gets so far as, the opposite party should be the manager or the bodyguard and so on role. 实际上,新闻中的失踪者都是明星,而被徐慎行弄死的那几人显然不是明星-从他弄到的那张名片来看,对方应该是经纪人或保镖之类的角色。 In other words, that company missing person is these young monsters do...... this also is really a flash news.” “也就是说,那个公司失踪者都是这些小妖怪们搞的吗……这还真是个大新闻啊。” In this world the food person monster are many, but majority only dares to eat 1-2 obscure people covertly, the new student/life monster will have to promote a flash news the thought. 这个世界上食人妖怪并不少,不过大部分都只敢偷偷摸摸吃1-2默默无闻的人,只有新生的妖怪才会有想要搞个大新闻的念头。 Because a little monsters of story know, once oneself were paid attention, then estimated that quick will be processed...... to eat star public figure, without doubt is attracts ultra managed that pays attention to one of the quickest channels. 因为有点阅历的妖怪都知道,一旦自己被关注到了,那么估计很快就会被处理掉……而吃明星这种公众人物,无疑就是吸引超管办关注最快的渠道之一。 slow Shenhang enjoys the feeling that the carbonic acid is upwelling, after making a belch, somewhat flexure scratched the head scruple: Or told similar Zhengyi that fellow this matter later, made ultra manage that in surplus the monsters that company clutched to consider as finished completely.” 徐慎行享受着碳酸上涌的感觉,打了个嗝之后,有些迟疑地挠了挠头:“要不待会儿把这事儿告诉肖正义那家伙,让超管办把那个公司里剩余的妖怪全部揪出来算了。” However he thinks, felt the person who ultra manages is not an idiot, has noticed issue probably, oneself do not need to pass to have a joke backfire. 不过他又想了想,觉得超管办的人也不是白痴,大概早就注意到其中的问题了,自己没必要过去自讨没趣。 " Shao cherry entertainment company executive also said that will guarantee as far as possible the safety of their affiliated artist, especially recently quite popular small day later Su Wei, sent several bodyguards to protect in secret...... " 「绍樱娱乐公司高层也表示会尽量保证他们旗下艺人的安全,特别是最近较为热门的小天后苏薇,更是派遣了好几位保镖暗中保护……」 Chirp. ‘啪叽’。 slow Shenhang complexion one white, the fun bottle in hand such was pinched to explode by his unconsciousness. 徐慎行脸色一白,手里的可乐瓶就那样被他无意识捏爆了。 …… …… …… …… Song Yujia, before ten minutes . 宋玉家,十分钟前。 Long time no see, Su Wei.” “好久不见了,苏薇。” Song jade opened the door, discovered that Su Weizheng stood outside, in this big star behind also two bodyguard characters with standing of iron tower there. 宋玉打开门,发现苏薇正站在外面,在这位大明星身后还有两个保镖似的人物跟个铁塔似的站在那里。 Because must meet with Su Wei, Song jade naturally enrolled in supplementary lessons a relevant information of opposite party slightly, knows that Shao cherry entertainment probably was not quite recently good, therefore has not cared that two bodyguards. 因为要和苏薇见面,宋玉自然是稍微补习了一下对方的相关信息,知道最近绍樱娱乐好像不太好,因此也没把那两个保镖放在心上。 Hello, Song jade.” “你好,宋玉。” Does not have too many expressions to change to the square features, but greets in a soft voice. 对方脸上没有太多表情变化,只是轻声打了个招呼。 Your sound how?” “你的声音怎么了?” Song jade the brow slightly wrinkle, asked curiously. 宋玉眉头微皱,好奇地问道。 Cold .” “感冒,而已。” The opposite party briefly replied. 对方简短地回答道。 „, This......” “哦,这样啊……” Song jade did not doubt him, after all the catching cold sound was a little strange is also very normal: You but now the singer, must maintain own throat well the line......” 宋玉不疑有他,毕竟感冒声音有点奇怪也很正常:“你现在可是歌星了,得好好保养自己的嗓子才行……” Didn't ask us to go in?” “不请我们进去吗?” Still unemotional Su Wei says. 依然面无表情的苏薇开口说道。 „, Sorry. Please......” “哦哦,抱歉。请……” Enters the character not saying that Song jade the telephone rang. 进字还没说出口,宋玉的电话就响了起来。 She takes to look, discovered unexpectedly is the Sakura Apartment fixed line comes the electricity shift. 她拿出来一看,发现居然是樱公寓固话的来电转移。 Because Sakura Apartment that group of superhumans were sent to work by old slow, therefore in apartment often no one in- you cannot count on that the dog younger sister or does answer the telephone greatly black? 因为樱公寓的那群超人们都被老徐打发去打工了,因此公寓里时常都没什么人在-你总不能指望狗妹子或大黑去接电话吧? Why as for will shift to Song jade the telephone on, the young girl was supposing was slow Shenhang cell phone does not have the electricity, his cell phone has gotten older unusual was serious, battery naturally not durable- in this intelligence machine time, old Xu's cell phone can take away that traded the battery, it can be imagined was obsolete. 至于为啥会转移到宋玉电话上,少女估摸着是徐慎行的手机没电了,他的手机已经老化的非常严重了,电池自然也不怎么经用-在这个智能机时代,老徐的手机还是能够把电池扣下来换的那种,可想而知有多么老旧了。 Why as for does not change the cell phone. 至于为啥不换手机。 That also with saying? Because poor...... 那还用说?因为穷啊…… Hesitated the moment, Song jade decided to answer the telephone. Excuse me, I first answer a telephone.” 迟疑了片刻,宋玉还是决定接电话。“不好意思,我先接个电话。” Compensates to smile to apologize to Su Wei, the young girl connected the call. 向苏薇赔笑道了个歉,少女就接通了电话。 " Hey? Is Mr. slow the family/home? " 「喂喂?是徐先生家吗?」 In the telephone transmitted one as if to be in the voice change period the masculine sound. 电话里传来了一个似乎正处于变声期的男性的声音。 Your which? What matter looks for the cautious line to have?” “你哪位?找慎行有什么事?” Song jade opened the mouth to ask. 宋玉开口问道。 The opposite silent, Song jade even felt oneself can listen to the opposite party to seem like in hesitant anything. 对面沉默了一下,宋玉甚至觉得自己能够听出对方似乎是在犹豫些什么。 However quick that masculine opening the mouth replied. 不过很快那个男性就开口回答道。 " My name was Chen Tuwa, you have possibly also listened to my name...... " 「我叫陈土娃,你可能也听过我的名字……」 Song jade felt the name that this had the local flavor somewhat was truly familiar-sounding, when slow Shenhang and similar Zhengyi talked, oneself seemed like listens to this name to come. 宋玉觉得这个颇具乡土气息的名字确实有些耳熟,在徐慎行和肖正义谈话的时候,自己似乎是有听过这个名字来着。 But later, Chen Tuwa words let the young girl heartfelt absolutely terrified feeling. 但随后,陈土娃的话却让少女由衷毛骨悚然的感觉。 " In brief please pass on to his, in Shao cherry entertainment company there are many staff not to have the face to blame killing and replacing...... Shao cherry entertainment Su Wei of discovered this matter, is avoiding the searches of these monsters here now...... " 「总之请你转告他一下,绍樱娱乐公司里有不少工作人员都已经被无脸怪给杀害并取代了……绍樱娱乐的苏薇发现了这件事,现在正在我这里躲避那些怪物的搜索……」 Song jade looks Su Wei, the eye stared roundly. 宋玉看着门外的‘苏薇’,眼睛瞪得圆圆的。 Almost is subconscious, she grasps that hand door of door knob to close ruthlessly. 几乎是下意识的,她握着门把手的那只手狠狠将门关上。 But opposite Su Wei possibly also heard the sound in telephone, early one step own hand card in entrance, Song jade did not have the means door to close. 但对面的‘苏薇’可能也听到了电话里的声音,早一步将自己的手卡在了门口,以至于宋玉没办法将门合上。 The next quarter, Song Yuzhi thinks that goes well to transmit vigorously, her doorknob cannot grip, the directly greatly opened burglar-proof door hit, tumbled tumbled out three meters away in the threshold to buddhism place! 下一刻,宋玉只觉得手上一股大力传来,她连门把都握不住,直接被大开的防盗门撞了出去,跌倒在玄关处滚出了三米远! The dizzy dizzy feeling and many hit aching feelings almost took away young girl's consciousness. 天旋地转的晕眩感和身上多处被撞到的疼痛感差点夺去了少女的意识。 Almost. 差点而已。 When young girl's consciousness is going to go far away, the clam bead on her hand blooms the glistening ray, a warm current flowed all her the limbs and bones, making the Song jade the spirit buoy up all of a sudden much, ache seemed to be also alleviated little, has at least made her bring back the ability of action. 当少女的意识将要远去的时候,她手上的蜃珠绽放出莹莹的光芒,一股暖流流遍了她的四肢百骸,让宋玉的精神一下子振作了不少,就连身上的疼痛似乎也被缓解了少许,至少已经让她取回了行动的能力。 Therefore Song carved to stand up toward the family/home to run handsomely. 于是宋玉立刻站起身朝着家里跑去。 Su Wei and that two bodyguards does not know that is not good at moving, wish made Song jade experience that type gradually to be submerged desperately, blocks feeling that the throat suffocated slowly, they sharply have not been pursuing Song jade, the speed of but with normally walking approached the young girl slowly. ‘苏薇’和那两个保镖也不知道是不擅长跑动,还是想要让宋玉体验那种逐渐被绝望淹没,扼住喉咙缓缓窒息的感觉,他们并没有急着去追宋玉,而是用正常行走的速度缓缓地逼近少女。 Song jade ran in the room to lock in the gate, then started to think deeply about the means of escaping. 宋玉跑进房间锁住了门,然后才开始思索着逃跑的办法。 Was hit the concave situation from the burglar-proof door by the opposite party, only leaf of wooden door absolutely does not have the means to prevent them, therefore sits waiting for death with it here, might as well wrestles have a look to escape. 从防盗门都被对方撞凹的情况来看,区区一扇木门是绝对没办法阻挡住他们的,所以与其在这里坐以待毙,还不如搏一搏看看能不能逃出去。 Therefore when that three person rushes in the room time, what seen opens the window that greatly, with becomes the rope, puts the bed sheet that from the window. 于是等到那三个‘人’闯进房间的时候,看到的是大开的窗户,和被系成绳索,从窗口放下去的床单。 Although Song Yujia was nine buildings, but in seven building there the relations that because designed had a prominent small balcony, substance became just can hang there with the bed sheet and by the rope that. 宋玉家虽然是九楼,但在七楼人家那里因为设计的关系有一块突出的小阳台,用床单和被子系成的绳索刚好可以垂到那里。 That three person then jumps down from the window in turn, as if planned that pursued Song jade. 那三个‘人’便依次从窗口跳下,似乎打算去追宋玉。 But both bodyguards got down, that Su Wei just stepped up to the window, actually stopped the movement. 但两个保镖都下去了,那个‘苏薇’刚刚跨上窗户,却停下了动作。 Su Wei has turned the head, looks to a walnut wardrobe in room. ‘苏薇’转过头,看向了房间里的一个胡桃木衣橱。 She puts out a hand, the hand of human turned into a giant sharp blade, then divided that wardrobe ruthlessly. ‘她’伸出手,原本人类的手变成了一把巨大的利刃,然后狠狠地劈上了那只衣橱。 The wardrobe was split up immediately, but shrank avoided a tribulation in inside Song jade good luck, but rolled from inside. 衣橱顿时就四分五裂了,而缩在里面的宋玉则好运地躲过了一劫,只是从里面滚了出来。 She crawls to set out distressedly, has not thought that Su Wei unexpectedly will detect she hides in the wardrobe, her miraculous glow flashes the means of finding out to fall short finally. 她狼狈地爬起身来,没想到‘苏薇’居然会察觉到自己躲在衣橱里,她灵光一闪想出的办法最后还是功亏一篑。 Sees only Su Wei to start from the nose to the diaphragm position, set upright was splitting a big opening, the way that type opened slowly made one think that the mouth of giant beast, in the opening these seemed like the rib same bone are similar to the irregular tooth to be scary at this moment! 只见‘苏薇’从鼻子开始一直到横膈膜的位置,竖着裂开了一条大口子,那种缓缓张开的方式令人想到巨兽的嘴巴,裂口里面那些看起来像是肋骨一样的骨头此刻更是如同参差不齐的牙齿般骇人! Saw that Song jade must fall to study the elder sister by this monster, when this at a crucial moment, red glow flashes through, actually will have changed beyond all recognition Su Wei repelling several steps! 眼看着宋玉就要被这头怪物给学姐掉了,就在这千钧一发的时候,一道红芒闪过,硬是将早已面目全非的‘苏薇’给击退了几步! Studies the elder sister, you are all right!” “学姐,你没事吧!” A cloud white Daoist robe, indistinct can also from her skirt-width gap see that on the leg is leaving Qin Xing of one bunch of apricot yellow chromo paper symbols beautifully from the window eversion, Song Yudang behind: Caught up fortunately!” 紧接着,一身云白色道袍,隐约还能从她下摆间隙中看到腿上别着一捆杏黄色纸符的秦星嫣从窗外翻了进来,将宋玉挡在身后:“还好赶上了!” „Is star beautiful?” “星嫣?” Other words saying later, we first leave here......, only then words, could not prevent me from fleeing!” “其他的话稍后再说,我们先离开这里……只有一匹的话,是阻止不了我突围的!” But......” “可是……” Doesn't matter, please believe me!” “没关系,请相信我!” Qin Xingyan built another azure flying sword, is planning to lead Song jade to break through to leave here together. 秦星嫣架起另外一把青色的飞剑,正打算带着宋玉一起突围离开这里。 However in the meantime, only listens to two heavy items fall to the ground the heavy sound, that two were just deceived by Song jade, now does not have the seeking novelty bodyguard again rebound of human form to the window on thoroughly, covered entirely the correct use to cover entirely the flesh lump of eye to stare was having a room of person. 然而就在此时,只听两声重物落地般的重响,那两只刚刚被宋玉骗下去,现在已经彻底没了人形的猎奇保镖再度跳回到了窗户上,布满了正用布满了眼睛的肉块盯着多出了一个人的房间内部。 But, grasps my monster to have three......” “可是,过来抓我的怪物有三个啊……” „......” “……” Was finished. 完蛋了。 Author message: 作者留言: ……
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