Wordsweighthead.
话分两头。AlthoughChenTuwaafterdiscoveringoneselfas iffelt strangeterrible businessentangling, plans that immediatelydisregardsandruns awayfrom the sceneas soon as possible.
虽然陈土娃在发现自己似乎又被奇怪的麻烦事给缠上之后,就立刻打算无视掉并尽快从现场逃走。Butwithouthepretendednot to know the opposite partyandleavesvigorously, thatbigstarhas fallen downface up, seems likefaintsevidently.
但没等他装作不认识对方并健步离开的时候,那个大明星就已经仰面倒在了地上,看样子似乎是昏了过去。„......”
“……”ChenTuwacurls the lipspeechless.
陈土娃不由无语地撇了撇嘴。Hereis not the unvisitedplace, becausejust the presentweatheris too hot, thereforeon the roadcannot see anyone.
这里并不是人迹罕至的地方,只不过因为现在天气太热所以路上看不到什么人而已。Howeverif a ignoresgirlfaintsinthisplace, the sickmatteris small, the person who but if went to the headbycertainspermgrasped is not possibleto describe, was too far.
不过如果放任一个女孩子昏倒在这种地方,生病事小,但万一被某些精虫上脑的人抓去不可描述了,就有点过头了。„Therefore the governinglord, what to do your timedoes plan?”
“所以御主,你这次打算怎么办?”Whydoes not know, the emperorswordswordseems like a veryexcitingappearancespirit: „Does herorescuebeautiful? Reallyis the herorescuesbeautiful?”
不知为何,天子剑剑灵看起来一副很兴奋的模样:“英雄救美吗?果然是英雄救美吗?”„Hero.”
“英雄个屁啊。”ChenTuwadoes not like the trouble, is not a cold blood, even if he, will have the sense of justice of certain extent, otherwise the emperorswordwill not choosehimas the governinglord.
陈土娃只是不喜欢麻烦,并不是冷血,哪怕是他,也会具有一定程度的正义感,否则天子剑也不会选择他作为御主。Thereforeafterpondering for severalseconds, thissimple and honestyoungsterfromvillagemade the decision.
所以在沉思了数秒后,这位来自乡村的淳朴少年做出了决定。„Nowisto certainly report to the police!”
“现在当然是报警啊!”Un, the good friend who thismatterreallyshouldgive the people, policemangoes to the manages is quite good.
嗯,这种事果然应该交给人民的好朋友,警察叔叔去管比较好。Oneselfas the morning sunPeople, meetingthismatterwarningare the bestsolution.
自己作为朝阳群众,遇到这种事报警就是最好的解决方法。„ei? Is uninteresting, governinglordyouto instigate!”
“欸?一点都不有趣,御主你太怂了!”Listened to a ChenTuwasuchsaying, the swordspirityounger sisterwas discouragedimmediately: „Does a pointmore interestingmatter, entertainmentWeam not well good!”
听陈土娃这么一说,剑灵妹子顿时就泄气了:“做点更有趣的事,好好娱乐一下朕不行吗!”„Goes homeIto hold the mine-sweepingto letyourentertainment.”
“回家我开扫雷让你娱乐。”„Thatis the entertaining fashion of multi-antiquefeeds!”
“那是多古董的娱乐方式啊喂!”„Itselfwasyou of antiquehas the qualificationsto speakthissaying......”
“本身就是古董的你有资格说这话么……”With pauses and swordis bickeringin the earthbabiesspirit, andmustdialduring of warningtelephoneimmediately, originallynoisyemperorswordswordspiritactuallysuddenlypeaceful.
就在土娃子有一搭没一搭地和自家剑灵斗着嘴,并马上就要拨通报警电话的当口,原本吵吵闹闹的天子剑剑灵却突然安静了下来。Thischangeis feltimmediatelybyChenTuwa, heaskedcuriously: „What's wrong?”
这个变化立刻被陈土娃感觉到了,他不由好奇地问道:“怎么了?”„Ifelt that monster qi......”emperorswordnarrowed the pupil, is staring at that faintbigstar: „Very pale, buttrulyexists.”
“我感觉到了妖气……”天子剑眯起眸子,盯着那个昏厥的大明星:“很淡,不过确实存在。”„......”
“……”ChenTuwalooked the police emergency number on owncell phone, after silentmoment, withdrew from the digit dialingpicture.
陈土娃看了看自己手机上的报警电话号码,沉默了片刻后,才退出了拨号画面。Heopened the telephone directory, as ifplansto discoversometelephone.
他打开了电话簿,似乎打算找出某个电话。
The resultturnedfor quite a whilewell......, thatcompletely emptycontact personlistdoes not needto turn...... still had not foundthatnumber that oneselfwantto look.
结果翻了半天……好吧,那空空如也的联系人名单也根本不需要翻……依然没找到自己想要找的那个号码。Afterwardhemade a sound.
随后他才响了起来。„Grass...... I the telephone of thatfellowdeleting......”
“艹……我把那家伙的电话给删了……”ChenTuwa the entirefaceturned into an embarrassedcharacterimmediately.
陈土娃顿时整个人脸就变成了一个囧字。Hiscell phone is also DingYangsubsidizes, insiderecordedDingYangandsimilarZhengyicell phone number. But after bysimilarZhengyipit a time, does not wantto be involved in thatterrible business, wantsto haul in the number of opposite partyresiststo meetin the blacklist, finallydiscovered that thisbrokencell phonesimplydoes not haveblacklistthatfunction.
他的手机也是丁洋资助的,里面本来记录了丁洋和肖正义的手机号码。只不过被肖正义坑了一次之后,再也不想被卷入那种麻烦事里的他,就想要把对方的号码拉进拒接黑名单里,结果发现这个破手机根本没有黑名单那功能。ThereforehedeletedsimilarZhengyitelephonesimply, thenestablishedto resistto answer the strangetelephone the cell phone......
于是他干脆就把肖正义的电话删了,然后把手机设置成了拒接陌生电话……ButobviouslyChenTuwamemorydoes not haveto a degree of telephone numbercancarrydeliberatelynot to mark misconductwell.
而显然陈土娃的记性也没好到可以背出自己没有刻意去记过的一个电话号码的程度。„At this time, can only seek helpDingYang.”
“这种时候,就只能求助丁洋了么。”Hesighedreluctantly, thendiscoveredDingYangtelephoneto hit the past.
他无奈地叹了口气,然后找出丁洋的电话打了个过去。【Iam seeking fordwelling places of buddhist immortalsin the overseas, a motherchicken, domesticcave mansionwas developedscenic site......, no matteryouare, in briefpleaseleave a messageafter‚honk’one......】
【我正在国外寻找洞天福地,妈个鸡,国内的洞府都被开发成旅游景点了……不管你是哪位,总之在‘嘟’一声后请留言……】„......”
“……”ChenTuwaopenedsilently
陈土娃默默打开了
……
……ChenTuwasilentmoment, after the opposite partyselected a to praise, receives the cell phone.
陈土娃沉默了片刻,给对方点了个赞之后收起了手机。Originallysincematteralreadywithmonsteranything'spullingrelations, thenreported to the policeto the ordinarypolicehas no eggto usemost likely . Moreover the earthbabyalsocalculates that has experienced the destructive power of monster, ifmet( him who did not observe law and disciplinenot to knowmonsters who riverpromotedid not observe law and disciplinemade intoexcrement), the commonpolicewill have the danger.
本来既然事情已经和妖怪什么的扯上了关系,那向普通警察报警八成没什么卵用,而且土娃子也算见识过妖怪的破坏力,万一遇上一个不遵纪守法的(他并不知道江晋不遵纪守法的妖怪都被打成屎了),一般的警察也会有危险。Mustsay that thissituationmostis worthdepending upon, naturallyisthathairsubtlesomewhatsparseman, butveryregrettableChenTuwa and opposite party are also onlyseveraljunctions, has almost no difference from the stranger, naturallydoes not have the contact method of opposite party.
要说这种情况最值得依靠的,自然就是那个头发微妙的有些稀疏的男子,不过很遗憾陈土娃和对方也只是几面之交,和陌生人几乎没啥区别,自然没有对方的联系方式。
The secondchoiceissimilarZhengyiright, because ofoneselfsomewhatweakbearing a grudgeaction, currentlydoes not havein the meansrelation.
第二选择是肖正义没错,但因为自己有些幼稚的怄气举动,目前也没办法联系上。ButassafeDingYang, went abroadto find the placeto close upinthismomentfinallyto cultivate......, moreovermustlook forhas not developed the paradisedwelling place of Buddhist immortals, most likely (80%) were also inthattype of ravine, the shorttimedo not count on.
而作为最后保险的丁洋,偏偏也在这个关头出国找地方闭关修炼去了……而且要找没开发过的福地洞天,八成也是那种山沟沟里,短时间也甭指望了。Currently speaking the safest means that shouldtake away the office that the opposite partydirectlyultramanages, in that casewas equivalent to the burdenlosesforultramanages.
目前来看最稳妥的办法,应该是将对方直接带去超管办的办公室,那样一来就相当于将包袱丢给超管办了。ChenTuwalooks down the physique of thatbigstar.
陈土娃低下头看了看那位大明星的体格。SuWei the heightalsocalculatesselectshigh, butalsoalmostonemetersevenappearance, mustbe slightly shortercompared withChenTuwa, the staturealso is very slenderly detailed, the both legsare slender, butprobablyisbecausehasto persist inexercising, not only not thinwithwaste of flaxanddoes not have the unnecessaryflab, the symmetricalappearanceis attractive.
苏薇的身高还算高挑,不过也就差不多一米七的样子,比起陈土娃都要稍微矮一些,身材也十分详细苗条,双腿修长但大概是因为有坚持锻炼,既不细的跟麻杆又没有多余的赘肉,匀称的样子非常好看。In fact, sometrulymanySuWeifanshave only one in mindtoherleg, basicallandunderSuWei the relatednewscommentarycansee that ‚thislegIcanplay for a year’and so on, according tosomehearsay, evenalsospeciallysomepeopleestablishedlicked the legsociety, can only say that the abnormaldesire of humanwill be without limitsforever.
事实上,确实有不少苏薇的粉丝都对她的腿情有独钟,基本所有和苏薇有关的新闻评论下面都能看到‘这腿我能玩一年’之类的,根据一些小道消息,甚至还专门有人成立了舔腿同好会,只能说人类的变态欲望永无止境。Pulledfar, in brief the physique of opposite partycancalculatetowardpetitein,is relying on the earthbaby the solidmusculus biceps brachii that farmedto exercisein the hometown, shouldbe ableto carry the opposite partyto the officelocation that ultramanaged.
扯远了,总之对方的体格能往娇小里算,凭借着土娃子在家乡种田锻炼出来的结实肱二头肌,应该是可以将对方背到超管办的办公室所在地。Right, if the opposite partyis onlyordinaryfemale, trulycando that. But the issueis, thisfaintingSuWeiisat present the hottestbigsinger, ifwere seenoneselfcarrythisbigsinger, scandalanythingregardless of the time being, the earthbabyfeltownnext daywill come out the flesh, thensomepeoplewill perhaps mail the bittooneselfdaily......
没错,如果对方只是普通女性的话,确实可以这么做。但问题是,这位昏倒的苏薇是目前最火的大歌星,要是被人看到自己背着这位大歌星,绯闻什么的姑且不论,土娃子觉得自己第二天就会被人人肉出来,然后说不定天天都会有人给自己寄刀片……
Did the objective that without a doubt, thisandChenTuwais not involved in the terrible businesslet aloneagree with, this is completely the degree of running counter.
毫无疑问,这和陈土娃不卷入麻烦事的宗旨别说契合不契合了,这完全就已经是背道而驰的程度了。„Right, the emperoryoucantake possessiononher, controlsherbody?”Thought deeply about the moment, ChenTuwaaskedtoownswordspirit.
“对了,天子你能附身到她身上,操控她的身体吗?”思索了片刻,陈土娃向自家剑灵问道。„Houhumphhumph, did thisminor mattergiveUs......? Whydoesn't have the meansto take possession? Is it possible thatonthisgirlto havewhatto ban?”
“嚯嚯嚯,这种小事交给朕了……啊咧?为啥没办法附身?这丫头身上莫非有什么禁制吗?”„......”
“……”„Governlord, your lookiswhatmeaning!”
“御主,你这个眼神是什么意思啦!”„You, as alwayscannot applyin the importantoccasion.”
“你啊,还是一如既往的在重要的场合派不上用场。”
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