Words weight head. 话分两头。 Although Chen Tuwa after discovering oneself as if felt strange terrible business entangling, plans that immediately disregards and runs away from the scene as soon as possible. 虽然陈土娃在发现自己似乎又被奇怪的麻烦事给缠上之后,就立刻打算无视掉并尽快从现场逃走。 But without he pretended not to know the opposite party and leaves vigorously, that big star has fallen down face up, seems like faints evidently. 但没等他装作不认识对方并健步离开的时候,那个大明星就已经仰面倒在了地上,看样子似乎是昏了过去。 „......” “……” Chen Tuwa curls the lip speechless. 陈土娃不由无语地撇了撇嘴。 Here is not the unvisited place, because just the present weather is too hot, therefore on the road cannot see anyone. 这里并不是人迹罕至的地方,只不过因为现在天气太热所以路上看不到什么人而已。 However if a ignores girl faints in this place, the sick matter is small, the person who but if went to the head by certain sperm grasped is not possible to describe, was too far. 不过如果放任一个女孩子昏倒在这种地方,生病事小,但万一被某些精虫上脑的人抓去不可描述了,就有点过头了。 „Therefore the governing lord, what to do your time does plan?” “所以御主,你这次打算怎么办？” Why does not know, the emperor sword sword seems like a very exciting appearance spirit: „Does hero rescue beautiful? Really is the hero rescues beautiful?” 不知为何,天子剑剑灵看起来一副很兴奋的模样:“英雄救美吗？果然是英雄救美吗？” „Hero.” “英雄个屁啊。” Chen Tuwa does not like the trouble, is not a cold blood, even if he, will have the sense of justice of certain extent, otherwise the emperor sword will not choose him as the governing lord. 陈土娃只是不喜欢麻烦,并不是冷血,哪怕是他,也会具有一定程度的正义感,否则天子剑也不会选择他作为御主。 Therefore after pondering for several seconds, this simple and honest youngster from village made the decision. 所以在沉思了数秒后,这位来自乡村的淳朴少年做出了决定。 „Now is to certainly report to the police!” “现在当然是报警啊！” Un, the good friend who this matter really should give the people, policeman goes to the manages is quite good. 嗯,这种事果然应该交给人民的好朋友,警察叔叔去管比较好。 Oneself as the morning sun People, meeting this matter warning are the best solution. 自己作为朝阳群众,遇到这种事报警就是最好的解决方法。 „ei? Is uninteresting, governing lord you to instigate!” “欸？一点都不有趣,御主你太怂了！” Listened to a Chen Tuwa such saying, the sword spirit younger sister was discouraged immediately: „Does a point more interesting matter, entertainment We am not well good!” 听陈土娃这么一说,剑灵妹子顿时就泄气了:“做点更有趣的事,好好娱乐一下朕不行吗！” „Goes home I to hold the mine-sweeping to let your entertainment.” “回家我开扫雷让你娱乐。” „That is the entertaining fashion of multi- antique feeds!” “那是多古董的娱乐方式啊喂！” „Itself was you of antique has the qualifications to speak this saying......” “本身就是古董的你有资格说这话么……” With pauses and sword is bickering in the earth babies spirit, and must dial during of warning telephone immediately, originally noisy emperor sword sword spirit actually suddenly peaceful. 就在土娃子有一搭没一搭地和自家剑灵斗着嘴,并马上就要拨通报警电话的当口,原本吵吵闹闹的天子剑剑灵却突然安静了下来。 This change is felt immediately by Chen Tuwa, he asked curiously: „What's wrong?” 这个变化立刻被陈土娃感觉到了,他不由好奇地问道:“怎么了？” „I felt that monster qi......” emperor sword narrowed the pupil, is staring at that faint big star: „Very pale, but truly exists.” “我感觉到了妖气……”天子剑眯起眸子,盯着那个昏厥的大明星:“很淡,不过确实存在。” „......” “……” Chen Tuwa looked the police emergency number on own cell phone, after silent moment, withdrew from the digit dialing picture. 陈土娃看了看自己手机上的报警电话号码,沉默了片刻后,才退出了拨号画面。 He opened the telephone directory, as if plans to discover some telephone. 他打开了电话簿,似乎打算找出某个电话。 The result turned for quite a while well......, that completely empty contact person list does not need to turn...... still had not found that number that oneself want to look. 结果翻了半天……好吧,那空空如也的联系人名单也根本不需要翻……依然没找到自己想要找的那个号码。 Afterward he made a sound. 随后他才响了起来。 „Grass...... I the telephone of that fellow deleting......” “艹……我把那家伙的电话给删了……” Chen Tuwa the entire face turned into an embarrassed character immediately. 陈土娃顿时整个人脸就变成了一个囧字。 His cell phone is also Ding Yang subsidizes, inside recorded Ding Yang and similar Zhengyi cell phone number. But after by similar Zhengyi pit a time, does not want to be involved in that terrible business, wants to haul in the number of opposite party resists to meet in the blacklist, finally discovered that this broken cell phone simply does not have blacklist that function. 他的手机也是丁洋资助的,里面本来记录了丁洋和肖正义的手机号码。只不过被肖正义坑了一次之后,再也不想被卷入那种麻烦事里的他,就想要把对方的号码拉进拒接黑名单里,结果发现这个破手机根本没有黑名单那功能。 Therefore he deleted similar Zhengyi telephone simply, then established to resist to answer the strange telephone the cell phone...... 于是他干脆就把肖正义的电话删了,然后把手机设置成了拒接陌生电话…… But obviously Chen Tuwa memory does not have to a degree of telephone number can carry deliberately not to mark misconduct well. 而显然陈土娃的记性也没好到可以背出自己没有刻意去记过的一个电话号码的程度。 „At this time, can only seek help Ding Yang.” “这种时候,就只能求助丁洋了么。” He sighed reluctantly, then discovered Ding Yang telephone to hit the past. 他无奈地叹了口气,然后找出丁洋的电话打了个过去。 【I am seeking for dwelling places of buddhist immortals in the overseas, a mother chicken, domestic cave mansion was developed scenic site......, no matter you are, in brief please leave a message after ‚honk’ one......】 【我正在国外寻找洞天福地,妈个鸡,国内的洞府都被开发成旅游景点了……不管你是哪位,总之在‘嘟’一声后请留言……】 „......” “……” Chen Tuwa opened silently 陈土娃默默打开了 …… …… Chen Tuwa silent moment, after the opposite party selected a to praise, receives the cell phone. 陈土娃沉默了片刻,给对方点了个赞之后收起了手机。 Originally since matter already with monster anything's pulling relations, then reported to the police to the ordinary police has no egg to use most likely . Moreover the earth baby also calculates that has experienced the destructive power of monster, if met( him who did not observe law and discipline not to know monsters who river promote did not observe law and discipline made into excrement), the common police will have the danger. 本来既然事情已经和妖怪什么的扯上了关系,那向普通警察报警八成没什么卵用,而且土娃子也算见识过妖怪的破坏力,万一遇上一个不遵纪守法的(他并不知道江晋不遵纪守法的妖怪都被打成屎了),一般的警察也会有危险。 Must say that this situation most is worth depending upon, naturally is that hair subtle somewhat sparse man, but very regrettable Chen Tuwa and opposite party are also only several junctions, has almost no difference from the stranger, naturally does not have the contact method of opposite party. 要说这种情况最值得依靠的,自然就是那个头发微妙的有些稀疏的男子,不过很遗憾陈土娃和对方也只是几面之交,和陌生人几乎没啥区别,自然没有对方的联系方式。 The second choice is similar Zhengyi right, because of oneself somewhat weak bearing a grudge action, currently does not have in the means relation. 第二选择是肖正义没错,但因为自己有些幼稚的怄气举动,目前也没办法联系上。 But as safe Ding Yang, went abroad to find the place to close up in this moment finally to cultivate......, moreover must look for has not developed the paradise dwelling place of Buddhist immortals, most likely (80%) were also in that type of ravine, the short time do not count on. 而作为最后保险的丁洋,偏偏也在这个关头出国找地方闭关修炼去了……而且要找没开发过的福地洞天,八成也是那种山沟沟里,短时间也甭指望了。 Currently speaking the safest means that should take away the office that the opposite party directly ultra manages, in that case was equivalent to the burden loses for ultra manages. 目前来看最稳妥的办法,应该是将对方直接带去超管办的办公室,那样一来就相当于将包袱丢给超管办了。 Chen Tuwa looks down the physique of that big star. 陈土娃低下头看了看那位大明星的体格。 Su Wei the height also calculates selects high, but also almost one meter seven appearance, must be slightly shorter compared with Chen Tuwa, the stature also is very slenderly detailed, the both legs are slender, but probably is because has to persist in exercising, not only not thin with waste of flax and does not have the unnecessary flab, the symmetrical appearance is attractive. 苏薇的身高还算高挑,不过也就差不多一米七的样子,比起陈土娃都要稍微矮一些,身材也十分详细苗条,双腿修长但大概是因为有坚持锻炼,既不细的跟麻杆又没有多余的赘肉,匀称的样子非常好看。 In fact, some truly many Su Wei fans have only one in mind to her leg, basic all and under Su Wei the related news commentary can see that ‚this leg I can play for a year’ and so on, according to some hearsay, even also specially some people established licked the leg society, can only say that the abnormal desire of human will be without limits forever. 事实上,确实有不少苏薇的粉丝都对她的腿情有独钟,基本所有和苏薇有关的新闻评论下面都能看到‘这腿我能玩一年’之类的,根据一些小道消息,甚至还专门有人成立了舔腿同好会,只能说人类的变态欲望永无止境。 Pulled far, in brief the physique of opposite party can calculate toward petite in, is relying on the earth baby the solid musculus biceps brachii that farmed to exercise in the hometown, should be able to carry the opposite party to the office location that ultra managed. 扯远了,总之对方的体格能往娇小里算,凭借着土娃子在家乡种田锻炼出来的结实肱二头肌,应该是可以将对方背到超管办的办公室所在地。 Right, if the opposite party is only ordinary female, truly can do that. But the issue is, this fainting Su Wei is at present the hottest big singer, if were seen oneself carry this big singer, scandal anything regardless of the time being, the earth baby felt own next day will come out the flesh, then some people will perhaps mail the bit to oneself daily...... 没错,如果对方只是普通女性的话,确实可以这么做。但问题是,这位昏倒的苏薇是目前最火的大歌星,要是被人看到自己背着这位大歌星,绯闻什么的姑且不论,土娃子觉得自己第二天就会被人人肉出来,然后说不定天天都会有人给自己寄刀片…… Did the objective that without a doubt, this and Chen Tuwa is not involved in the terrible business let alone agree with, this is completely the degree of running counter. 毫无疑问,这和陈土娃不卷入麻烦事的宗旨别说契合不契合了,这完全就已经是背道而驰的程度了。 „Right, the emperor you can take possession on her, controls her body?” Thought deeply about the moment, Chen Tuwa asked to own sword spirit. “对了,天子你能附身到她身上,操控她的身体吗？”思索了片刻,陈土娃向自家剑灵问道。 „Hou humph humph, did this minor matter give Us......? Why doesn't have the means to take possession? Is it possible that on this girl to have what to ban?” “嚯嚯嚯,这种小事交给朕了……啊咧？为啥没办法附身？这丫头身上莫非有什么禁制吗？” „......” “……” „Govern lord, your look is what meaning!” “御主,你这个眼神是什么意思啦！” „You, as always cannot apply in the important occasion.” “你啊,还是一如既往的在重要的场合派不上用场。”