Three sisters of settling down, seem famous in nearby neighbor. 安家的三姐妹,在附近的街坊里似乎非常有名。 Although slow Shenhang is not deliberately must listen secretly, but heard some no rumor from some neighbor there. 虽然徐慎行并不是刻意要去偷听,但还是从一些邻居那里听到了有的没的传言。 Because the parents are busy with the work, therefore seems to have no time to look after three sisters, therefore under the eldest sister secure Wen's flower influence, three girls formed the somewhat strange hobby finally. 因为父母都忙于工作,所以似乎都没什么功夫照看三姐妹,所以在大姐安雯花的影响下,三个女孩最后都形成了有些奇怪的爱好。 Eldest sister secure Wen spends to like and believe UMA( has not confirmed lifeform) existence, moreover for this reason is put into action, all day long in river promote sought for river promote native place metropolis to discuss some UMA that strangely mentioned. 大姐安雯花喜欢并相信UMA(未确认生物)的存在,而且还为此付诸行动,成天在江晋寻找江晋本土都市怪谈中提到的一些UMA。 Second sister secure Mei spends to be slightly better than the eldest sister, but frantic object from all had not confirmed that the lifeform reduced the category of alien, it is said once still exhibited strange magic to call the alien in apartment rooftop...... naturally finally nothing happened and that's the end. 二姐安莓花比大姐稍微好一点,只是把狂热的对象从所有的未确认生物缩小到了外星人的范畴,据说曾经还在公寓天台上摆出了奇怪的魔法阵呼叫外星人……当然最后什么都没有发生就是了。 Xiaomei secure Xinghua in some sense is most normal, the values and average person most are close, besides the fear ghost and spirit, and after believing the person died, will turn into ghost anything almost not to have too many strange places...... 小妹安杏花从某种意义上来说是最为正常的,价值观和一般人最为接近,除了害怕鬼魂和幽灵,并坚信人死掉之后会变成鬼啥的之外几乎没有太多奇怪的地方…… However slow Shenhang after settling down one to be late, had the preliminary cognition regarding three little girls. 不过徐慎行在安家住了一晚后,对于三个小女孩也有了初步的认知。 Words simply speaking, eldest child Wen spends is the action strong fool, the second sister raspberry flower is a natural dull elder sister controls, the third child apricot blossom is the death from overwork complains the service. 简单来说的话,老大雯花是个行动力超强的笨蛋,二姐莓花是个天然呆姐控,老三杏花是个过劳死吐槽役。 The matter of being worth mentioning, these three semblance ages with the jasmine similar little fellows are also only elementary student- this is not strange, the words of light by appearance, even if throws into the elementary school still to have no being out of sorts feeling the jasmine, but slow Shenhang feared her, because the harassment of bear child was in a rage to explode Earth then to arrange the junior middle school her. 值得一提的事,这三个外表年龄跟茉莉差不多的小家伙都还只是小学生-这也不奇怪,光以外貌而言的话,就算把茉莉丢进小学也没啥违和感,只是徐慎行怕她因为熊孩子的骚扰一怒之下炸了地球这才把她安排到了初中。 „Clang clang! Settles down does not know that many time represents the conference to convene!” secure Wen spends sway to stand on the race car chair, making nearby slow Shenhang always feel at the same time that she will fall momentarily, announced exhaltedly. “锵锵！安家第不知道多少次代表会议召开！”安雯花摇摇晃晃地站在赛车椅上,让一旁的徐慎行总觉得她随时都会摔下来的同时,居高临下地宣布道。 The remaining two little girl expressions are entirely different, secure Mei the flower whole face is excited, makes an effort to applaud ; secure apricot blossom ‚, came’ the weak facial expression, was perfunctory extremely patted clapping. 剩下两个小女孩表情截然不同,安莓花满脸兴奋,用力地鼓着掌;安杏花则一副‘啊啊,又来了’的无力神情,极为敷衍地拍了拍手。 „Mother already, because case several days of strange robber cannot rest well, we must completely our effort, catch the criminal!” “妈妈已经因为怪盗的案子好几天没能好好休息了,我们要尽自己的努力,去抓到犯人！” secure Wen spends to continue saying that later she lowered the sound, on the face said completely earnestly in a soft voice: „I guess that this time criminal is very possible is UMA in legend, Punk Vichy( The_Puwudgie, the lifeform in Indian Wampanoag people legend)!” 安雯花继续说道,随后她压低了声音,脸上满是认真地轻声说道:“我猜这次的犯人很可能是传说中的UMA,庞克维奇(The_Puwudgie,印第安万帕诺亚格人传说中的生物)！” „...... Meow?” “……喵？” Because heard the unexpected words, slow Shenhang cannot help but looks up. 由于听到了意料之外的话,徐慎行不由自主地抬头看去。 „Punk Vichy in legend can be invisible, moreover harbors the evil intention regarding human, why as the matter stands will steal the thing, even if stole the thing not catches by the mothers and other police is passable.” “传说中的庞克维奇能够隐形,而且对于人类怀有恶意,这样一来为什么会偷东西,而且就算偷了东西也没被妈妈和其他警察抓到就说得过去了。” The young girls as if to oneself deduction very satisfied as, study Sir such both arms to hold the chest, closes one's eyes to nod. 少女仿佛对自己的推论很满意似的,学着大人那样双臂抱胸,闭着眼睛点点头。 Finally because fell from the race car chair like this, under good slow Shenhang ran up to promptly helps her make a meat pad, otherwise said that did not permit to be injured. 结果就因为这样从赛车椅上摔了下来,还好徐慎行及时跑到下面帮她做了一次肉垫,否则说不准就要受伤了。 „, Wen prostitute are you all right?” The secure raspberry flower was worried that runs over to ask. “呜哇,雯花姐你没事吧？”安莓花担心地跑过来问道。 „Doesn't matter, the sesame seed stuck to help me front, was not painful!” The girl has a lingering fear replied. “没关系,芝麻糊帮我垫了一下,一点都不痛！”女孩心有余悸地回答。 Raises while convenient, the sesame seed stuck is three sisters discussed yesterday an evening, name that finally decided to come out- un, always compared slender_cat from the beginning( to pinch his slender 顺带一提,芝麻糊是三姐妹昨天商量了一个晚上,最后才决定出来的名字-恩,总比一开始的slender_cat(捏他slender man, is so-called lanky ghost), young( that in interstellar treasure only) or the train( in Buddhist literature evil person carries of hell) to come well. man,就是所谓的瘦长鬼影)、史迪仔(星际宝贝里的那只)或火车(佛经里把恶人载去地狱的那个)要来得好。 The words saying the mixed study knowledge of these three little fellows accidental/surprised rich...... 话说这三个小家伙的杂学知识意外的丰富啊…… „Does sesame seed stick you to be all right?” Was saying Wen spent to hold slow Shenhang, observed carefully. “芝麻糊你没事吧？”说着雯花把徐慎行抱了起来,仔细地察看。 However even useless cloud scale, this degree of attack will not cause anything to injure to slow Shenhang and that's the end. 不过就算没用云鳞,这种程度的打击也不会对徐慎行造成啥伤害就是了。 „Meow.” “喵。” Therefore slow Shenhang worked loose girl's hand, returns on the sofa the nest. 于是徐慎行挣脱了女孩的手,重新回到沙发上窝着。 Originally he also thinks that the girl said Punk Vichy is because had any evidence, finally was only the powerful and unconstrained style blindly guesses. 本来他还以为女孩说出庞克维奇是因为有啥证据,结果就只是天马行空地瞎猜而已。 „With all due respect, Wen prostitute, I thought that Punk Vichy this type of thing, likely is only the crooked kernel arranges! At this time, we should not blindly guess, must stress science-” “恕我直言,雯花姐,我觉得庞克维奇这种东西,很可能只是歪果仁编出来的！这种时候,我们不应该瞎猜,要讲科学-” The raspberry flower that is relieved then tries to correct the Wen flower opinion: „According to me sees, makes this matter is very likely the alien!” 安下心来的莓花这才试着纠正雯花的见解:“依我所见,做出这种事的很有可能是外星人！” „„......” ” ““……”” Therefore the apricot blossom synchronization rate/lead high ground of slow Shenhang and audit revealed extremely ‚not, you are also blindly guessing’ facial expression. 于是徐慎行和旁听的杏花同步率极高地露出了‘不,你也只是在瞎猜吧’的神情。 „I thought that without the investigation , there would be no right to speak,” the smallest apricot blossom sighed: „Therefore said no matter how, should first go to the accident site to investigate?” “我觉得没有调查就没有发言权,”最小的杏花叹了口气:“所以不管怎么说,应该先去事发现场调查一下吧？” „? At this time the small apricot blossom should not think the event is the ghost dry/does was right?” “啊咧？这种时候小杏花不应该认为事件是鬼魂干的才对吗？” Wen spends to be crooked the head to say badly with a smile. 雯花歪着脑袋坏笑着说道。 „...... On the other hand, won't the ghost have died...... they to want the antique to be useful?” “才不会啦……话说回来,鬼魂已经死了吧……它们要古董有什么用啊？” The apricot blossom spits the mortise. 杏花吐槽道。 Wen spent to lower the head to rack brains the long time, raising the head said indefinitely: „Can make the ghost turn a millstone richly?” 雯花低头苦思冥想了半晌,才抬起头不确定地说:“有钱能使鬼推磨？” „This saying to be not this meaning......” “这话不是这个意思吧……” „For injures with human mutually!” The raspberry flower is also raising hand to insert during the interaction of sisters. “为了和人类互相伤害！”莓花也举着手插入了姐妹们的互动之中。 „Does not know that the catch word the meaning do not abuse! You give me bad a little bit!” “不知道流行语的意思就不要乱用啊！你们给我差不多一点！” Finally two were elder sister's young girl is suppressed with the imposing manner by the youngest younger sister in name. 最后两位名义上是姐姐的少女被最小的妹妹用气势镇压了。 Looks that sits in the elder sister who on the sofa listens to itself to reprove honestly, the apricot blossom sighs again: „Really is, why I must accompany the elder sister you to deliberately create trouble......” 看着老老实实坐在沙发上听自己训斥的姐姐,杏花不由再度叹了口气:“真是的,为什么我要陪着姐姐你们胡闹啊……” „Because summer vacation is quite idle?” Wen spends to blink an eye to reply instantly. “因为暑假里比较闲吧？”雯花眨巴了一下眼睛即刻回答。 „, For those unable to refute me of this point to feel uncomfortable......” “唔,对无法反驳这一点的我感到难受……” The apricot blossom covered the chest to send out the moan. 杏花捂着胸口发出了呻吟。 Then, today the school also has to hang branch enrolling in supplementary lessons...... is not wonderful, after has been able to foresee the event ended, teaching classes teacher that ice-cold vision. 说起来,今天学校还有挂科的补习来着……不妙,已经可以预见事件结束后,任课老师那冰冷的目光了。 Lay oneself soon must meet in slow Shen behavior that the sofa filled up had tears streaming down the face roughly. 趴在沙发垫上的徐慎行为了自己即将要遇上的坎坷而泪流满面。 „In brief, before me such that said that does not investigate the words, right that has not guessed at will, I have peeped mother's duty chart, today is she is also on duty, as the matter stands we mix should no issue.” The apricot blossom coughed , to continue to pretend the young Sir same, said seriously. “总而言之,就和我之前说的那样,不进行调查的话,就没有随意猜测的权利,我偷看过妈妈的值班表了,今天也是她值班,这样一来我们混进去应该没什么问题。”杏花干咳了一声,继续装作小大人一样,一本正经地说道。 „But how can look for the clue?” The raspberry flower raises hand to ask: „Place that can find, have policemen the affirmation looked?” “但是要怎么找线索咧？”莓花举手问道:“能找到的地方,警察叔叔们肯定已经都找过了吧？” „This can only say when the time comes again, but my also means increased the success ratio...... apricot blossom to look actually” grinningly to slow Shenhang: „It is said the kitty has 240 million sense of smell cells on average, is higher compared with the average 220 million dogs......” “这个只能到时候再说了,不过我倒是还有一个办法增加成功率……”杏花笑嘻嘻地看向了徐慎行:“据说猫咪平均有2.4亿个嗅觉细胞,比起平均2.2亿个的狗更高哦……” Naturally because the sense of smell cell of dog type different also has the enormous disparity, for example the common police dog has about 300 million sense of smell cells. 当然狗的嗅觉细胞因为种类的不同也有极大的差距,譬如一般警犬就有3亿左右的嗅觉细胞。 Therefore Wen spent and raspberry flower vision also falls to not to detect to be faced with imminent disaster together, but after on slow Shenhang, for the making up for a missed lesson profession repented. 于是雯花和莓花的目光也一同落向了还没察觉到大难临头,只是在为了之后补课生涯自怨自艾的徐慎行身上。 „...... Meow?” “……喵？” When slow Shenhang, because behind three sisters' vision a cool time, all already without enough time...... 等到徐慎行因为三姐妹的目光背后一凉的时候,一切都已经来不及了…… Author message: 作者留言: …… ・ The repertoire was guessed correctly each time must rip the manuscript good pain, I almost only abandoned the bat _(: 3 " ∠) _ 每次套路被猜到都要撕稿好痛苦,我差不多是只废蝙蝠了_(:三」∠)_ Thanking the bat most cared for the young the female, hell meow the level fleet depot ship, mountain and bat to send the group is very delicious, ∑( ¯ ¯) hitting of schoolmate enjoyed ~ 感谢蝙蝠最爱幼女了、地獄喵級艦隊母艦、青山、蝙蝠发团很好吃、∑(¯・¯)同学的打赏~