ILSKE :: Volume #5

#491: Everyone 1 adorably dá


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«Troublemaker», the Sinsa-dong tiger makes the famous CP cooperation tune, its dance attracted the innumerable gentry crazy females' attention by the endless pink seduction and natural suggestion, does not know that many people flow the saliva to look at various TM arena, is excited beams with health toward the movement that inside the bride's side thigh inserts for the hand of groom's family calls. The TM combination song of the same name Jang Hyun-seung Kim Hyun-ah composes is therefore popular, at the beginning of release also once on hitting song arena has defeated T-ara «crycry». At the end of 2011 at the beginning of 2012, before T-ara «loveydovey» has not sent, in Tang Jinyan nightclub gathering place most popular is «troublemaker», the innumerable gentlemen try to imitate on the stage, but these gentry mocker primary interests in dance, to not wipe the oil of dancing girls mostly...... naturally included at that time Tang Jinyan of drinking to excess revelry bad people running wild. 《troublemaker》,新沙洞老虎所作著名CP合作曲,其舞蹈以无尽粉红诱惑与性暗示吸引了无数绅士痴女们的眼球,不知多少人流着口水看着各种版本的TM舞台,为男方的手往女方大腿内侧插的动作激动得满面红光哇哇直叫。张贤胜金泫雅组成的同名TM组合因此歌红得发紫,发行之初还曾在打歌舞台上击败过T-ara的《crycry》。在2011年底到2012年初,T-ara的《loveydovey》未发之前,唐谨言的夜店场子里最受欢迎的就是《troublemaker》,无数绅士在台上试图模仿,只不过这些绅士模仿者醉翁之意不在歌舞,多半是为了揩舞女们的油……其中自然包括那时候纵酒狂欢群魔乱舞的唐谨言 Therefore this dances he to jump, although has no merit to speak in the specialized angle, but plays specially arena naturally no one and he is earnest, deals with sufficiently. In turn was known as actually specialized Jeon Bo-ram where has method and he dances the ambiguous such high dance? Others dance are only set the example the suggestion nature, did he jump the estimate to probably touch solid? Also this height...... fucking could not coordinate! 所以这舞他是会跳的,虽说在专业角度一无是处,不过玩个特别舞台当然没人和他较真,足以应付。反过来倒是号称专业的全宝蓝哪有办法和他跳暧昧度这么高的舞?别人跳舞只是做样子的暗示性质,他跳起来估计全要摸个结实了吧?再说这身高……也特么配合不了啊! Seeing the entire group younger sisters is dumbfounded, appearance that Jeon Bo-ram looks ashen, Tang Jinyan is self-satisfied extremely. Couldn't one crowd of little guy, govern you? 见整团妹子目瞪口呆,全宝蓝面如土色的模样,唐谨言得意万分。一群小样,治不了你们? cough cough, the condition I have raised, the been able to achieve words do not close my matter, I do not mount the stage......” 咳咳,条件我已经提了,做不到的话不关我事啊,那我就不登台了哈……” Park Ji-yeon weakly: How you know that tiger sunbae-nim has related CUBE, wants to come with you to jump to...... me who I use with this song copyright?” 朴智妍弱弱地:“你怎么知道老虎前辈联系过CUBE,想拿这歌版权给我用的……我来和你跳吧?” Tang Jinyan stares: „Is Lee Ho-yang deliberately creating trouble? Who bought the copyright you and jumps?” 唐谨言瞪眼:“李浩扬在胡闹吗?买了版权你和谁跳?” Park Ji-yeon was weaker: Looks for a male dancing parter casually......” 朴智妍更弱了:“随便找个男伴舞……” Cannot! Whom profited at the expense of the state I to ask to cry? Lee Ho-yang this dead fatty looks to hit......” “不许!被人揩了油我找谁哭去?李浩扬这死胖子找打是吧……” In other words are you plan to wipe the Bo-ram oil?” “也就是说你这是打算揩宝蓝的油?” Tang Jinyan stagnates, coughs saying: I have not said that my is for the art! Offers a gift for arena! If Bo-ram instigated the words...... yeah, I do not force, can only say invincible indeed lonely Ah... 唐谨言一滞,干咳道:“我可没说过,我这是为了艺术!为了舞台献礼!如果宝蓝怂了的话……哎,我也不勉强嘛,只能说无敌真是寂寞啊…… Will seize the chance to throw off this pit, actually sees Jeon Bo-ram silvers tooth to nip: Waits for!” 正要趁机甩掉这个坑,却见全宝蓝牙一咬:“等一下!” Tang Jinyan exudes the ominous premonition: what are you doing?” 唐谨言泛起不祥的预感:“干嘛?” I make idol fears to dance? The W my nine masters feared that loses face before the whole nation is right!” Jeon Bo-ram is pinching the small fist: I complied! Accompanies you to jump!” “我做idol的怕跳舞?Wuli九爷才怕在全国人民面前现眼才对吧!”全宝蓝捏着小拳头:“我答应了!陪你跳!” Tang Jinyan almost spits blood: For pit my, you as for?” 唐谨言差点吐血:“为了坑我一把,你至于吗?” Jeon Bo-ram is clenching teeth: Very as for!” 全宝蓝咬着牙:“很至于!” I will not sing......” “我不会唱……” Does not want you to sing, puts the Jang Hyun-seung Kim Hyun-ah original sound! The copyright we had!” “不要你唱,放张贤胜金泫雅的原声!版权我们都有了的!” You......” “你……” „Do the my nine masters, a saliva nail, is it possible that want to renege on a promise?” wuli九爷,一口唾沫一个钉,莫非想反悔?” Tang Jinyan had nothing to say in reply. This really fucking lifted the stone to pound the foot of oneself, intelligently when intelligent was instead harmed...... this stealth missy such brave Ah? 唐谨言无言以对。这回真特么搬了石头砸了自己的脚,聪明反被聪明误了……这隐身丫头什么时候这么骁勇了啊? Does not know that entire South Korea does have the people of other such President ranks to run on arena to dance the sexy ambiguous dance, this is not the evening banquet jumps the Tango Ah... quilt *** Lee Kun-hee they know the estimate tooth smiled! The one had only known might as well sang the first birthday song, that also in people understandable category...... 不知道全韩国有没有其他这样会长级别的人跑舞台上跳性感暧昧舞,这可不是什么晚宴跳探戈啊……被***李健熙他们知道了估计牙都笑掉了!早知如此还不如唱首生日歌呢,那还在人们可以理解的范畴…… Tang Jinyan spits blood in that the T-ara collective exploded, feels the head of Jeon Bo-ram in abundance: Real woman! Dares to face directly advancing on sexual harasser! Worthily is our family/home Noonim / big sister, come, the Little Sister pinches the shoulder to you......” 唐谨言在那吐血,T-ara集体炸了,纷纷摸着全宝蓝的脑袋:“真的女士!敢于直面色狼的进击!不愧是我们家大姐,来,小妹给您捏捏肩……” Noonim / big sister was laborious!” 大姐头辛苦了!” That tart that yesterday you had a liking , the Little Sister wrapped, provided for a week!” “昨天你看上的那蛋挞,小妹包了,提供一周!” Jeon Bo-ram has a good laugh. 全宝蓝仰天大笑。 Tang Jinyan tiger face: Is self-satisfied so early, do you want to jump authentically surely?” 唐谨言虎着脸:“得意得这么早,你真确定要跳?” Jeon Bo-ram is supine the small head: How can you?” 全宝蓝仰着小脑袋:“你能怎么样?” Tang Jinyan nods: Very good, we practice.” 唐谨言点点头:“很好,我们练习一下。” Jeon Bo-ram hesitant moment, without rejection. She knows what idea that Tang Jinyan has, nothing but is the training time paws air/Qi, compelling oneself to give up...... the real warrior! Must overcome this difficulties! Must make him mount the stage! On the other hand said, If really mounted the stage, suspends as the idol professional accomplishment here, her also hope can be good to display on the stage, does not want to turn into everyone's laughingstock. 全宝蓝犹豫片刻,没拒绝。她知道唐谨言打的什么主意,无非是训练的时候乱摸一气,逼自己放弃嘛……真的勇士!必须克服这点困难!非让他上台不可!另一方面说,如果真的上台了,作为idol的职业素养摆在这里,她也希望在台上能够有个好表现,不想变成大家的笑柄。 The entire villa achievement T-ara dormitory, the room is enough, naturally arranged the training room, usually made some indoor exercises to use, there is a mirror in order to rehearse the dance. Since the matter makes a final decision, thinks that this is for oneself concert arena, everyone also received some joke thoughts, really treated as a proper business to treat. Park Ji-yeon then plop plop runs in the training room, starts to prepare the music. 整栋别墅作为T-ara的宿舍,房间足够,自然是布置了训练室的,平素做些室内锻炼用,也有镜子以便练舞。既然事情敲定,想想这可是为了自己的演唱会舞台,大家也收起了一些玩笑心思,真的当作一个正事来对待。朴智妍便扑通扑通跑进训练室,开始准备音乐。 Tang Jinyan and Jeon Bo-ram stand up together, one diagonal next 45 degrees, on one diagonal 45 degrees, looked at each other one, has probably what electric light to flash through, then simultaneously snort/hum, moved toward the training room arrogantly tenderly shoulder to shoulder. 唐谨言全宝蓝一起起立,一个斜向下45度,一个斜向上45度,对视了一眼,好像有什么电光噼里啪啦地闪过,然后同时傲娇地“哼”了一声,并肩走向训练室。 The sisters are moving the small stool, is eating the popcorn, surrounds in the wall grinningly. 姐妹们搬着小凳子,吃着爆米花,笑嘻嘻地在墙边围观。 Two people just stood firm in front of the mirror, surround the party to throw to spurt. This height disparity thirty centimeters, moreover two people wear the home sleeping robe, this back has a liking to eradicate the itself/Ben is Brother hyeong / big brother and youngest sister, or is the strange uncle and little loli, standing can be hilarious directly, but also jumps what dances ambiguous Oh? 两人刚在镜子面前站定,围观党就“扑哧”全喷了出来。这身高差距三十几公分,而且两人都穿着居家睡袍,这背后看上去根本就是大哥哥和小妹妹,或者是怪蜀黍和小萝莉,站在一起直接就能让人喷饭,还跳什么暧昧舞哦? Tang Jinyan stares: What smiles to smile?” 唐谨言瞪眼:“笑什么笑?” Park So-yeon endures to say with a smile: Your good and bad changes the body clothes, how does a sleeping robe dance?” 朴素妍忍笑道:“你们好歹换身衣服,一身睡袍怎么跳舞?” "Oh..." Jeon Bo-ram knocks the head, even this forgot, is really non-specialized. She runs back the room quickly, presents again time has changed a simple T-shirt, back is printing one gigantically B letter. “哦……”全宝蓝敲敲脑袋,连这都忘了,真不专业。她很快跑回房间,再出现的时候已经换了件简单的T恤,正背面都印着一个硕大的“B”字母。 Tang Jinyan looks that letter is very speechless: What meaning is coming?” 唐谨言看着那个字母很是无语:“什么意思来着?” Bo-ram drivehead letter.” 宝蓝的打头字母啊。” A "Oh..." Tang Jinyan eyeball revolution, went to the room to change a white T-shirt, then raised only the thick pen, on the T-shirt drew gigantically J letter, explained: Jinyan / cautious (sincere) words drivehead letter.” “哦……”唐谨言眼珠子一转,也回房间换了件白T恤,然后提了只粗水笔,在T恤上画了个硕大的“J”字母,解释道:“谨言的打头字母。” Six younger sisters are blinking the eye, the subconsciousness thought that he absolutely is with a clear goal, may also unable saying that where is not right. Thinks that the Ji-yeon T-shirt is also J, probably also has no Ah... 六个妹子都眨巴着眼睛,下意识觉得他绝对是有的放矢的,可又说不上来到底哪里不对。想想智妍的T恤也是个“J”,好像也没啥啊…… Tang Jinyan looks that in the mirror J and B stands shoulder to shoulder, almost smiles the internal injury. Changes mind and thinks that If and Ji-yeon stand together words, „can JJ be more interesting? Suppresses a lot is not being able to consider the dreadful happy expression of person, coughs: Music.” 唐谨言看着镜子里“J”和“B”并肩站在一起,差点笑出内伤。转念又想想如果智妍站一起的话,“JJ”会不会更有趣?憋着一肚子无法告人的猥琐笑意,咳嗽一声:“music。” The people were also disinclined to study, opened the sound. 众人也懒得研究了,开启音响。 The musical sound gets up. 音乐声起。 The Tang Jinyan back passes away, presses the tune to fire refers. 唐谨言背过身来,按着节拍打响指。 Well?” Including Jeon Bo-ram, six younger sisters well, looked at each other in blank dismay. His posture does beyond expectation...... is very graceful!! Did Nyima's before hang the younger sister with this playing graceful movement a lot? “咦?”包括全宝蓝在内,六个妹子都“咦”了一声,面面相觑。他这姿势做得……出乎意料的很帅啊!!尼玛的以前没少用这种耍帅的动作吊妹子吧? Jeon Bo-ram restraining mind, leisurely on however, according to the dance movements, puts out a hand to build his shoulder. 全宝蓝收敛心神,款款而上,根据舞蹈动作,伸手去搭他的肩膀。 ......” popcorn spurts everywhere is. Others Kim Hyun-ah is building Jang Hyun-seung enchantingly infinitely, that is the seduction, your two lift to make contact with the shoulder of Tang Jinyan upward, is this child must hug to lift high to the father? “噗……”爆米花喷得漫天都是。别人金泫雅妖娆无限地搭着张贤胜,那是诱惑,你两手往上举才能搭上唐谨言的肩膀,这是小孩子在向爸爸要抱抱举高高吗? Jeon Bo-ram also knows that this movement departed from the original intention of choreography completely, she incomparably also has no alternative awkwardly, this is not the oneself level is insufficient, simply does not have method Ah... 全宝蓝也知道这动作完全背离了舞蹈设计的本意,她尴尬无比却又无可奈何,这不是自己水平不足,是根本没办法啊…… Just awkward, Jeon Bo-ram felt suddenly both hands of Tang Jinyan build in the oneself chest * by the section, startled under "Ah" screamed: Sexual harasser! Where your hand toward extends!” 正尴尬呢,全宝蓝忽然感到唐谨言的双手搭在自己胸*部两侧,一惊之下“啊”地叫出声来:“色狼!你手往哪伸呢!” Tang Jinyan is unemotional: Do not build the waist?” 唐谨言面无表情:“不是要搭腰么?” „Are you build?” “那你这是搭哪?” At the normal arm curvature, builds in this position...... If I must build your waist, the hand was about to be vertical......” “以正常的手臂曲度,就是搭在这位置……如果我非要搭你的腰,手就快垂直了……” „......” “……” The sisters who Hahaha Haha......” surrounds cannot bear again, smile double with laughter. 哈哈哈哈哈……”围观的姐妹再也忍不住,笑得前仰后合。 Jeon Bo-ram stared their one eyes wickedly: Continue, first dancing one has said the detail again.” 全宝蓝恶狠狠地瞪了她们一眼:“继续,先把舞蹈过一遍再说细节。” The music continues, two people wrong step, turns into Tang Jinyan to stand in Jeon Bo-ram behind. Here movement should be the bride's side leaning head, the right hand has caressed the face of groom's family slightly, to the utmost ambiguous aura. Finally a Jeon Bo-ram side in addition raises head can see his face, subsequently in the whole face blue vein, the right hand lifts upwardly straightly, deducted a perfect Lushan to rise dragon Tyrant, all turned into the ambiguous atmosphere teased the ratio. 音乐继续,两人错步而过,又变成唐谨言站在全宝蓝身后。这里的动作本该是女方微微侧头,右手去抚男方的脸,极尽暧昧气息。结果全宝蓝侧头加仰头才看得见他的脸,继而在满脸青筋中,右手向上抬得笔直,演绎了一出完美的庐山升龙霸,把暧昧的气氛全变成了逗比。 The Tang Jinyan right hand encirclement in the past, extended downward...... 唐谨言右手环绕过去,向下伸…… Surrounded the party popcorn unable to attend to eating, opened the eye to look at this exciting movement in abundance, put between two legs...... 围观党爆米花都顾不上吃了,纷纷睁大眼睛看这激动人心的一个动作,伸进两腿之间呀…… Saw only the right hand of Tang Jinyan to search with every effort downward searched, even the waist bent quickly, discovered that could not trace the position, reluctantly one on belly that touched in Jeon Bo-ram. 只见唐谨言的右手尽力地向下探了又探,连腰都快弯下去了,发现根本摸不到位置,无奈地一把摸在了全宝蓝的肚子上。 Is making a sound obviously the autokinetic effect music, in the room thought that all the sounds of nature entirely static appearance...... the gigantic beads of sweat appear in the forehead of everyone, drops following the cheeks. 明明响着动感的音乐,屋里却觉得万籁俱静的样子……硕大的汗珠在每个人的额头出现,顺着脸颊滴落。
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