IATWM :: Volume #9

#893: Two fools in Shanzhaili


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In blessing at the back of this not well-known lovable miss, walks toward the cities, these are blessed to say twice truth the mountain thieves, had resumed the consciousness, ran back their conceals flustered in the remote mountain border. 就在祐背着这不知名的可爱姑娘,向着城镇走去时,那些被祐说了两次“道理”的山贼们,已经恢复了意识,慌慌张张的跑回了他们那藏在深山里的“寨子”中。 Their this borders, in the forest center, four sides go around a mountain, the geographical position is extremely good. Strategically speaking, it can be said that a pitching camp perfect place. 他们这寨子,地处森林正中,四面环山,地理位置极佳。从战略上看,可以说是一个安营扎寨的完美地点。 Because around it goes around a mountain, easily defensible, and border. The above mountainside place, Tianchi is located, even if were surrounded, water shortage to run out of food. 因为它四面环山,易守难攻,而且寨子.上方的山腰处,还有天池座落,就算是被人围堵了,也不会缺水断粮。 Therefore so many years later, even if area this old county defended led the person to encircle these mountain thieves, but still ended in failure finally 所以这么多年下来,就算是这一带的老郡守曾经带人围剿过这些山贼,但最后也是以失败告终 However reason that the old county defends will encircle the failure, solely is not because this " border ” the geographical position is extremely good, because the strengths of these mountain thieves are really high is a little fearful. 不过老郡守之所以会围剿失败,并不单单是因为这"寨子”的地理位置极佳,而是因为这些山贼们的战力实在是高的有点可怕。 Did not say that others in stronghold, on the light said their three manage a household, that is this- belt/bring illustrious expert. 不说寨子里的其他人,就光说他们三个当家的,那都是这一-带赫赫有名的高手。 Manages a household greatly diminutive, is growing the long face, therefore was delivered a nickname to call short donkey. 大当家个头矮小,又长着驴脸,所以被人送了个外号叫“矮驴子”。 However now may no one dare to call him, because he not only has the top martial skill, but also the spirit strength is extremely strong, can summon a fierce incomparable spirit beast , helping him battle. 但是现在可没人敢这么叫他,因为他不但身怀顶尖武技,而且灵力还极强,可以召唤出一只凶猛无比的灵兽,来帮他作战。 When the old county defends leads troops to encircle knockoff, greatly manages a household is then riding that spirit beast, stops up in that to lead to the mountain road in border on, a person of beast, blocked the entire 2000 soldiers, no one can step into the border half step. 当年老郡守带兵围剿山寨时,大当家便骑着那头灵兽,堵在那通向寨子的山道上,一人一兽,挡住了整整两千士兵,无人能踏进寨子半步。 But their three manage a household, is 11 big handsome fellow who is good at resorting to arms with the strategy. Reason when the old county defends will wage a war, encircles this mountain thief border , because these three manage a household others concubine rooms, was the concubine resting. 而他们的三当家,则是一一个擅长用兵和谋略的大帅哥。当年老郡守之所以会大动干戈,去围剿这山贼寨子,就是因为这三当家把人家的妾室,也就是小老婆给睡了。 As for why others introduced this border, will directly jump over the second in command, that was because. 至于为什么别人介绍这寨子时,都会直接跳过二当家,那是因为。 At this moment, these were blessed said truth the mountain thieves, but also without approaching the front door of border, then hears bang bang the sound, along with land slight swaying, passed from stronghold. 此刻,那些被祐说完“道理”的山贼们,还没靠近寨子的大门,便听见“轰隆”“轰隆”的声响,伴随着大地轻微的摇晃,从寨子里传了过来。 These mountain thieves see that do not have- did not slow down the footsteps, the complexion is pale, even also shivered slightly. 这些山贼们见状,无-不是放缓了脚步,面色惨白,甚至还微微颤抖了起来。 But at this time, seeing only in that group of mountain thieves was that person of head, is asking to the mountain thief of guarding a gate: 而这时,只见那群山贼中为首的那个人,对着守门的山贼问道: " Second in command in ignition? " 「二当家在发火呢?」 The mountain thief who that guards a gate saw, immediately shakes the head, sighed: 那守门的山贼见了,立刻摇了摇头,叹道: " Gets up from the second in command at noon, knows that the future two madames ran start,- has not stopped. Inside has injured several brothers, but came back in you well finally, otherwise.... " 「从二当家中午起来,知道未来的二夫人跑了开始,就-直没消停过。里面都已经伤了好几个兄弟了,不过好在你们终于回来了,不然。。。。」 The mountain thief who however this guards a gate was saying was saying x expressions solidified slowly. 然而这守门的山贼说着说着x表情就慢慢地凝固了起来。 Because he discovered that as lovable as future madame of explosion, is not in this group of people. 因为他发现,那可爱到爆炸的未来夫人,不在这群人之中。 " Lying trough!!! You the future two madames not grasping!??? " 「卧槽!!!你们没把未来的二夫人给抓回来!???」 The mountain thief of this guard frightens long spear/gun that in the hand even fell on the ground. 这守卫的山贼吓的的连手中的长枪都滑落在了地上。 G. G. " !!! Do not shout that which loud 5 / you do want to kill us? Also J and previous h 「嘘!!!别喊哪么大声啊5/你想害死我们吗?又J、上h That is the mountain thief of head, stopped up immediately mouth that guards the mountain thief, and- Face helpless fierce shouting. 那为首的山贼,立马堵住了守卫山贼的嘴,并--脸无奈的厉声喝道。 The guarded that mountain thief sees that immediately casts off that is the hand of first mountain thief, then said: 守卫的那个山贼见状,立刻甩开了那为首山贼的手,然后说道: " It is not I must kill you, now the second in command in the fit of temper, is seeing the person to punch, we look forward to eagerly, hope you grasping the future two madames. Finally your so many people go out, unexpectedly including- women have not held!! This clearly is you must kill us!! " 「不是我要害死你们,现在二当家正在气头上,见人就揍,我们可是盼星星盼月亮,盼着你们把未来二夫人给抓回来。结果你们这么多人出去,竟然连-个女人都没抓住!!这分明是你们要害死我们所有人啊!!」 The mountain thief of this guard said that is the mountain thief of head looks the bitter color immediately, returns said: 这守卫的山贼说完,那为首的山贼立马面露苦色,回道: " Road.. On the road came across an accident/surprise, therefore.... " 「路。。路上遇到了点意外,所以。。。。」 However his words have not said, then felt the land rocked violently. 然而他话还没说完,便感觉到大地猛烈晃动了起来。 But at this time, saw only a body best pupil to have two meters giant robust man, is going crazy ran toward them, and shouted greatly: 而这时,只见一个身高足有两米的巨型壮汉,正发了疯似的向着他们跑来,并大喊道: " Wife!! Did my wife come back?? My wife!? " 「老婆!!我老婆回来了是吧??我的老婆呢!?」 This height two meters giant robust man sound is foolish, sounds does not seem like the normal person. 这身高两米的巨型壮汉声音痴傻,听上去根本不像是正常人。 The group of mountain thieves who just came back saw their seconds in command to clash like this, immediately scatters in all directions to escape, does not dare to have any look contact with him 刚回来的这群山贼看见他们二当家这样冲来,立刻四散而逃,根本不敢和他有任何的眼神接触 When that second in command runs up to the entrance, discovered in wives from 2 not here, then falls down immediately face up, is hitting the land with the four limbs, wailed. 而等到那二当家跑到门口,发现自二口中的老婆并不在这里时,便立刻仰面倒在地上,不停的拿四肢撞击着大地,嚎啕大哭了起来。 " I want the wife!! Wants the wife!! 5 J 「我要老婆!!要老婆!!5J Although this giant robust man is making a tearful scene like the child, but his four limbs touch a Xiadade every time, the land will have slight swaying seems has the earthquake to be the same. 这巨型壮汉虽然像个孩子一样在哭闹,但是他四肢每触碰一下大地,大地都会发生轻微的摇晃就好似是发生了地震一般。 At this time, the mountain thieves in stronghold pursued one after another, and shouted: 这时,寨子里的山贼们都陆陆续续的追了出来,并喊道: " Anyone of you skill is big, goes standing firm the second in command! Otherwise without managed a household to manage a household greatly with three, our border must be opened! " 「你们谁本事大,去把二当家给稳住啊!不然没等大当家和三当家回来,我们寨子就要被拆了!」 His saying shouted, seeing only in this qualifications were oldest, was the strength strongest one- a mountain thief, the guts guts trembled ran up to the side of second in command, and said with very auspicious tone comfort: 他这话喊完,只见这里面资历最老,也是实力最强的的一-个山贼,胆胆颤颤的跑到了二当家的身边,并用很祥和的语气安慰道: " Second in command. Slightly does 5 + M / 「二当家.小干当家5+M/ This mountain thief patted gently that- is making a tearful scene the second in command, then said: 这山贼轻轻拍了拍那一-直哭闹着的二当家,然后说道: " The girl ran ran, our stronghold was not only then her 11 women. Waited to finish eating delicious, you went to the dungeon to select several women to take care of you casually, you looked such as... " 「那丫头跑就跑了,我们寨子里又不是只有她一一个女人。等下吃完好吃的,你就去地牢里随便挑几个女人来服侍你,你看如。。。」 What a pity, his words have not said, was held the ankle area by his second in command, probably the child brandishes the toy to be common,- flings crazily pounds fiercely, then threw one side. 可惜,他话还没说完,便被他的二当家抓住了脚踝,像是孩童挥舞玩具一般,-顿狂甩猛砸,然后扔到了一边。 " I do not want! I want her to be my wife! I want her!!! " 「我不要!我就要她做我老婆!我就要她!!!」 The words that the mountain thief comforts do not seem to play the role, instead made their second in command mood hot tempered. 那山贼安慰的话似乎没起到作用,反而让他们二当家情绪更加暴躁了起来。 The next second, sees only this second in command suddenly standing up body, rushed to the front door place of border directly, and exclaimed: 下一秒,只见这二当家忽然站起身子,直接冲到了寨子的大门处,并吼道: " Your these repugnant fellows, if my wife does not come back, I pound the pie you!! J 「你们这些讨厌的家伙,如果我老婆不回来,我就把你们都砸成馅饼!!J Saying, is seeing only on the second in command to congeal unexpectedly the white arrogance, then only mortal body, directly knockoff that strong front door unloading, and- hand held that brace iron pole of front door to eradicate it. 说着,只见二当家身上竟然凝起了白色的气焰,然后单凭肉身,直接将山寨那铁铸的大门给卸了下来,并-手抱起了那撑着大门的铁柱子将其连根拔起。 " It is not good!! The seconds in command started to open the family/home!!! We hurry to give to restrain him!! " 「不好了!!二当家开始拆家了!!!我们赶紧把他给制住啊!!」 Managed a household to say greatly, if he in stronghold, the second in command were not restless, the people can resort to violence to him directly, does not need to consider the consequence. 大当家说过,如果他不在寨子里的时候,二当家要闹腾,众人可以直接对他动武,不必考虑后果。 However, said that said that but here who can trig this height two meters, but also inborn can grasp the giant robust man who battle qi!! 然而,说是这么说,可是这里谁能制得住这身高两米,还天生就能掌握斗气的巨型壮汉啊!! At this moment,- group is tall, the strong mountain thieves, are like one flock of chickens in the front of second in command, was hung the share that hits by him. 此刻,-群五大三粗,膀大腰圆的山贼们,在二当家的面前就和一群小鸡一样,只有被他吊打的份。 When the old county defends encircles knockoff, this second in command is sleeping, after he awakes, then a dive crashed in the army of enemy side, the killed opposite party is wiped out to the last man, ended that fight directly. 当年老郡守围剿山寨时,这个二当家正在睡觉,而当他睡醒之后,便一个猛子冲进了敌方的军队中,杀的对方片甲不留,直接结束了那场战斗。 The experts who some cultivation martial skills or mump saw him, will grumble was inferior, thought oneself practiced that long battle qi, finally might as well- a fool. 一些修炼武技或是斗气的高手们见了他,都会自叹不如,心想自己练了那么久的斗气,结果还不如-一个傻子。 This is the second in command in stronghold, called silly elder brother, or two silly 这便是寨子里的二当家,也叫“傻哥”,或是“二傻” Although he since birth is a fool, but actually inborn supernatural power, kills people such as flax, even is also self-taught, grasped extremely powerful battle qi, making one be panic at the news. 虽然他生来就是个傻子,但是却天生神力,杀人如麻,甚至还无师自通,掌握了极其强大的斗气,令人闻风丧胆。 …… …… Today prize-winning big shot: Follows Elder Brother hand in hand 今日中奖大佬:手拉手跟哥走
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