IATWM :: Volume #21

#2022: The intelligent person does not grow hair


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Hears the reply of element swords, the spirit of summer Ti whole person bordered on to collapse stain. 听见元素剑们的回答,夏缇整个人的精神都濒临崩渍了。 " Although attacks your beliefs very much, but I really have no impression to seven first mate gods. 「虽然很打击你们的信仰,但是我真的对七大副神没有任何的印象。 Eich very affirmative denied existences of seven first mate gods. 艾希娅非常肯定的否认了七大副神的存在。 But at this time, only listened to Winnie to think in the show saying of show air/Qi: 而这时,只听温妮思骚里骚气的说道: " These are the human selfish fantasies, before the man sleeps every night will fantasize and pretty little elder sister rolls bed sheet- type. " 「这些不过是人类自顾自的幻想而已,就跟男人每天晚上睡觉前都会幻想和漂亮的小姐姐滚床单-样。」 " Dirty Winnie thinks, can you little speak this dirty words?? J 「肮脏的温妮思,你能不能少说些这种脏兮兮的话??J Ou Liya is very discontented to the speech that Winnie thinks. 欧莉雅对温妮思的发言十分不满。 " However, human actually thinks that Yuan rope Sir king also the vice- gods of seven subordinates, this is really the stupid idea. Great Yuan rope king 「不过话说回来,人类竟然认为元索王大人还有七个手下的副神,这真是愚蠢的想法。伟大的元索王 , So long as there is my wise illustrious sword enough. J ,只要有我这一把充满智慧的光耀剑就够了。J Ou Liya is saying at the same time,- very her small chest, seemed exceptionally proud. 欧莉雅一边说着,-边挺起了她那小小的胸脯,显得异常自豪。 Ou Liya this saying just said that then sees Winnie to think of small cheek that pressed firmly between the fingers Ou Liya,- pulls to both sides,- gets angry: 欧莉雅这话刚说出来,便看见温妮思一把捏住了欧莉雅的小脸蛋,-边向两旁拉扯,-边怒道: " Ha?? Your meaning is the concubine body was inferior that your wool no idiot sword does work?? J 「哈??你的意思是妾身不如你这个毛都没有的白痴剑灵吗??J " As the saying goes, the intelligent person does not grow hair! Your this fool whore. " 「俗话说,聪明的人是不长毛的!你这个笨蛋婊子。」 Ou Liya refuted Winnie to think at the same time,- stretched out the palm, seized Winnie to think of two groups of giant water ball before body. 欧莉雅一边反驳着温妮思,-边伸出手掌,掐住了温妮思身前的两团巨大水球。 T!! To grasp grasps! Your this rubs the clothes board is envies the concubine body mighty waves to be turbulent!! J T呵!!想抓就抓吧!你这个搓衣板就是羡慕妾身波涛汹涌!!J " How I possibly envy the things of your two groups of dirty lower reaches!!! Your fool prostitute ! " 「我怎么可能羡慕你这两团肮脏下流的东西!!!你个笨蛋婊、子!」 Thinks in Winnie with Ou Liya who refuses to accept anyone, when is fighting mutually, seeing only stands in Sha Ai and Chanut who the one side surrounds, incomparably is brandishing excitedly 就在温妮思和欧莉雅谁也不服谁,互相掐着架时,只见站在一旁围观的莎嬡和莎妮,无比激动挥舞着 Both hands, shout greatly: 双手,大喊道: " Hits! Hits!!! This is the collision of light and ice! This is the explosion that the charm interweaves!! " 「打起来啊!打起来!!!这是光与冰的碰撞!这是魔力交织的爆炸!!」 " Hits quickly!!! We could not have waited!!! " 「快打起来!!!吾辈已经等不及了!!!」 Sha Ai and Chanut two people, typical watches the fun does not dislike the matter to be big. 莎嬡和莎妮两个人,典型的看热闹不嫌事大。 However, when two people soon will wrestle one group, sees only Hill suddenly to appear, saying suddenly: 不过,就在两人即将扭打成一团的时候,只见希尔芙忽然出现,冷不丁的说道: " Ou Liya, the so-called intelligent person does not grow hair, what in fact said is the intelligent head does not grow hair, therefore for your intelligent intelligence quotient, must first 「欧莉雅,所谓聪明的人不长毛,实际上说的是聪明的脑袋不长毛,所以为了你聪明的智商,必须先 The hair on your head all picking out. " 把你脑袋上的头发全给剔了。」 Hill this saying said, both hands had turned into two scissors. 希尔芙这话说完,双手已经变成了两把剪子。 As soon as Ou Liya listens to Hill this saying, immediately is covering the hair on head, said dull: 欧莉雅一听希尔芙这话,当即捂着脑袋上的头发,呆愣道: " Yeah...... yeah!??? The acute hearing...... the intelligent people are not the long hair?? " 「哎……哎!???聪……聪明的人都是不长头发的吗??」 Winnie thought sees Ou Liya this simpleton to believe that then the nod said immediately: 温妮思一见欧莉雅这呆子相信了,便立马点头道: " You think that is what? You think that under doesn't grow hair is the smart person?? " 「你以为是什么?难道你认为下面不长毛就是聪明人吗??」 " ...... I...... I...... I...... " 「啊……我……我……我……」 Ou Liya looks at the scissors in Hill hand, has started to the hair all give the scissors hesitant. 欧莉雅看着希尔芙手中的剪刀,已经开始犹豫要不要把头发全给剪了。 However, when Ou Liya hesitates, blessed to carry Hill, said: 不过,就在欧莉雅犹豫的时候,祐走过来拎走了希尔芙,说道: " Please do not collaborate to bully Ou Liya?? " 「请你们不要联起手来欺负欧莉雅好吗??」 Cannot bully one like this retarded. 不能这样欺负一个弱智啊。 Winnie thinks of hears word, very disgruntled saying: 温妮思闻言,很是不悦的说道: " I have not bullied her, was she said that the smart person did not grow hair. " 「我可没欺负她,是她自己说聪明人不长毛的。」 But Hill is also very earnest reply: 而希尔芙也是非常认真的回答道: " I want to make Liya change is more intelligent. " 「我只是想让欧莉雅变的更聪明。」 " Yeah. 「哎。 The blessing is listening to two people of quibbling, can only deep sighing, then say: 祜听着二人的狡辩,只能深深的叹口气,然后说道: " You must make side idle, do not disturb us to say the proper business. " 「你们要闹去旁边闲吧,别打扰到我们说正事。」 Blessed this saying saying that Hill is then lifting two scissors and Ou Liya arrived-. 祐这话说完,希尔芙便举着两把剪子和欧莉雅走到了-边。 At this time, summer Ti slow the god still has not come from the words of sword spirits. 这时,夏缇依然没有从剑灵们的话语中缓过神来。 Elsa sees that the comfort said in a soft voice: 爱莎见状,轻声安慰道: " R summer Ti, you do not need to be too many, perhaps was only Hill they says casually. I 「r夏缇,你不用想太多,兴许只是希尔芙他们随便说说的而已。I However summer Ti simply has not listened to the Elsa words at this moment, is covering the head as before, whole face desperate standing there. 然而夏缇此刻根本没有听进爱莎的话,依旧是捂着脑袋,满脸绝望的站在那里。 " Lets under summer Ti well rest, collapse Chang of belief does not have to recover consciousness quickly. " 「让夏缇好好休息下吧,信仰的崩場是没那么快缓过来的。」 Catty radish low voice said to Elsa. 卡蒂萝娅小声的对爱莎说道。 But the blessing hears card curtain radish this saying, then very curious asking: 而祜听见卡幕萝娅这话,则很是好奇的问道: " How are you all right?? " 「你怎么没事??」 Your these Y aren't the people of elf clan?? 你这Y头不也是精灵族的人吗?? Catty radish hears word, is covering the forehead immediately single-handed, and in addition- a hand holds the elbow, said: 卡蒂萝娅闻言,立刻单手捂着额头,并用另-一只手托着手肘,说道: " Disappearances of seven first mate gods, the civil war of elf clan, crazy of leader, actually this is the humane distortion, is loss of morals! But no matter such as 「七大副神的消失,精灵族的内战,首领的疯狂,这究竟是人性的扭曲,还是道德的沦丧!但不管如 Asked, my Catty radish incomparably believes that this is the writing skill of evil god! In we dispute before the evil god, the war has broken out in Yuan rope!! " 问,我卡蒂萝娅都无比坚信,这是邪神的手笔!在我们与邪神较量之前,战争早就在元索界爆发了!!」 R " r」 Coming out that the blessing listens, Catty radish has started through this matter, the crazy brain made up the plot. 祜听的出来,卡蒂萝娅已经开始通过此事,疯狂的脑补剧情了。 " Seven first mate gods with the Yuan rope king together, battle with the evil god, finally seven first mate gods with falling from the sky of life are the prices, suppressed the evil god. But also 「七大副神与元索王一起,与邪神交战,最终七大副神用性命的陨落为代价,压制了邪神。而也正是 Reason that because this god fights, therefore as the sword spirits of element sword, does not know existences of seven first mate gods. " 因为这场神战的原因,所以身为元素剑的剑灵们,并不知晓七大副神的存在。」 Catty radish disregarded everyone, starts, in that is telling story in the mind incessantly. 卡蒂萝娅无视了所有人,开始在那滔滔不绝的说着自己脑海里的故事。 " Good, this story very has the worth doing, wrote good that the novel definitely sells. " 「不错,这故事挺有搞头的,写成小说肯定卖的不错。」 After Douglas listens to Catty dream the brain to make up, praised earnestly. 道格拉斯听完卡蒂梦娅的脑补后,非常认真的夸奖了起来。 But the blessing hears Douglas this saying, then spits the mortise immediately: 而祜听见道格拉斯这话,则是立马吐槽道: " She on the same day that the novel publishes, teaches the follower by the elf clan and element[ gate breaks the both legs, hangs exposes to the public in city gate. " 「她在小说发表的当天,就会被精灵族和元素教的信徒[门打断双腿,吊在城门口示众的。」 Enjoys others' belief to make up the story randomly, carefully by others violence sanction. 享别人的信仰乱编故事,小心被别人暴力制裁。 But at this moment, sees only one- summer Ti who side the spirit is on the verge of the collapse, one collapsed suddenly on the ground. 而就在这时,只见一-旁精神濒临崩溃的夏缇,忽然一下瘫倒在了地上。 " Fell...... falls from the sky...... seven great Spiritual God to fall from the sky...... " 「陨……陨落……七位伟大的神灵陨落了……」 Falls on ground summer Ti, muttering. She spiritual last defense line was broken through by Catty radish finally. 倒在地上的夏缇,喃喃自语着。她精神上的最后一道防线终于被卡蒂萝娅攻破了。 Catty radish sees that going forward of being thrown into confusion explained: 卡蒂萝娅见状,手忙脚乱的上前解释道: [ Summer...... summer Ti!! Do not believe me! I was talked nonsense a moment ago!!! " [夏……夏缇!!你别相信我啊!我刚才都是胡说八道的!!!」 " Sentiment you also know oneself are talking nonsense!! " 「感情你也知道自己是在胡说八道啊!!」 The blessing has complained Catty radish weak. 祜已经无力吐槽卡蒂萝娅了。 But spirit already completely collapse Zi summer Ti, at this moment thorough fainting on the ground. 而精神已经完全崩渍的夏缇,此刻已经彻底的晕倒在了地上。 The blessing sees that rushes to tell small dream and small demon in the inner world, making them go to summer Ti the inner world under the rescue. 祜见状,赶忙吩咐精神世界中的小梦和小魔,让她们去夏缇的精神世界里抢救下。 Meanwhile, blessed also to hold summer Ti, lifted nearby in her the square hut, enabling her to rest well. 与此同时,祐也抱起了夏缇,将她抬到了广场一旁的小屋中,让她可以好好的休息一下。 As for others, is centered on the square, in all around investigated a while sketchily. 至于其他人,则以广场为中心,在四周粗略的调查了一会儿。 About after a half hour, the people gathered under the idol. 大约半小时后,众人又重新聚在了神像下。 At this time, only listened to Elsa saying: 这时,只听爱莎说道: " In this city does not have any living creature, does not have any fight or is the trace that kills. 「这座城市里没有任何的活物,也没有任何战斗或是属杀的痕迹。 Elsa this saying said, only listens to Catty radish to continue saying: 爱莎这话说完,只听卡蒂萝娅继续说道: " The meal on table still , the earth artisan spread that also to make half of chairs, this felt seems like...... " 「桌上的饭菜还在,土匠铺那还有做了一半的椅子,这给人的感觉就好像是……」 Catty radish this saying has not said, then listens to Douglas to hit to block the way: 卡蒂萝娅这话没说完,便听道格拉斯打断道: " Seemed like vanished suddenly generally. " 「就好像是忽然消失了一般。」 Thank does not have the eye socket name not to have the monthly ticket to author other shore such as the poem 1000 hot volumes that forgot Sichuan to meet again " hits to enjoy. 感谢“沒有眶稱沒有月票给作者”彼岸如诗忘川再会"打赏的一千火卷。 Congratulates " does not have the eye socket name not to have the monthly ticketto obtain every day the blind box of monthly ticket hot volume drawing to author. 恭喜"沒有眶稱沒有月票给作者“获得每日月票火卷抽奖的盲盒。 Yesterday best obscene talk: nashen 昨日最佳骚话:nashen
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