IM :: Volume #13 天帝时代

#1489: Pangu, Fu Xi and Hong Jun


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East Sea, the kingdom of Aolai! 东海,傲来国! Above a the kingdom of Aolai sand beach! Has two deck chairs. Above the middle small table, is putting some drinks. 傲来国一个沙滩之上!有着两张躺椅。中间小桌之上,放着一些饮品。 Above two deck chairs, at this moment is lying down two forms, fat covered the deck chair completely, another is actually thin is only left over the bone to be the same. 两张躺椅之上,此刻正躺着两个身影,一个胖的将躺椅全部盖住了,另一个却是瘦的只剩下骨头一般。 The distant place, Jin Peng of golden armor looks at the distant place size two people of groups, intertwining of face. 远处,一身金色盔甲的金鹏看着远处肥瘦二人组,一脸的纠结。 Why Jin Peng could not master Heavenly Emperor to think highly of this two people, therefore has been estimating two people of thought for serveral days. But, thinks each time kept up with their thought that is always intertwined by the whole face that the thought of their rare and beautiful flowers makes! 金鹏一直搞不懂天帝为何那么器重这两人,因此这些天一直揣摩着二人思想。可是,每次以为跟上他们思维了,总是被他们更奇葩的思维弄的满脸纠结! Now so, wears underpants, lies down in the sand beach? Is this does do? 现在就是如此,穿一个裤衩,躺在沙滩上?这是干什么? Suns? 晒太阳? Jin Peng from ancient to present, which cultivator has not listened to be all right to sun, this is not idle nervous? 金鹏从古至今,从来没听哪个修者没事去晒太阳,这不是闲的慌吗? Good, idle nervous also even, as for stripping off the clothes sunned? 好吧,闲的慌也就算了,至于脱光了衣服晒太阳吗? Does this and do the unnecessary to have what difference? 这和脱裤子放屁有何区别? Was previously also drawing the Jin Peng same place, but how will Jin Peng throw that person? Removes completely sunning of light? Your head was clamped by the shutter! 先前还拉着金鹏一起,可金鹏岂会丢那个人?脱光光的晒太阳?你脑袋被门板夹了吧! Until now, the Jin Peng thorough acknowledgment lost to these two ground beetles! The thoughts of these two ground beetles, oneself did not compare forever! 时至今日,金鹏彻底承认败给了这两土鳖!这两土鳖的思维,自己永远比不了! The distant place, Brother Fatty, Bamboo Pole is enjoying the setting sun beautiful scene! Although two people cannot understand, but does not hinder two people to imitate. 远处,肥哥,竹竿享受着夕阳美景!虽然二人也看不懂,但不妨碍二人模仿啊。 Brother Fatty, handled, that two Bastard clothes, the recent treasure, processed completely!” Bamboo Pole said with a smile. 肥哥,搞定了,那两龟儿子的衣服,还有最近的宝贝,全部处理掉了!”竹竿笑道。 Un, good, was useless this thing to the native place, in the native place, only recognizes money, this place does not have money, that changes into the gold! The gold in Earth, will never fall in price.” Brother Fatty nods. “嗯,不错,这玩意到了老家根本没用,在老家,只认钱,这地方没有钱,那就换成黄金!黄金在地球,永远不会掉价。”肥哥点点头。 Brother Fatty is wise!” Bamboo Pole thinks highly to say. “还是肥哥英明!”竹竿恭维道。 Right, you were responsible for being a cashier, we now how many gold?” Brother Fatty asked. “对了,你负责管钱的,我们现在有多少黄金了?”肥哥问道。 Un, I calculate!” “嗯,我算算啊!” Bamboo Pole good thinking. 竹竿好一阵思索。 After a while, Bamboo Pole said: Melts in together, has two ordinary small stars is so big probably!” 过了一会,竹竿道:“熔在一起,大概有两个普通小星辰那么大!” „Is that big?” The Brother Fatty doubts said. “那是多大?”肥哥疑惑道。 Before us through Earth that the small ball sees ‚’, we have the volume of gold, there are two Earth so many!” Bamboo Pole exciting say/way. “就我们以前通过小球看到的‘地球’吧,我们拥有黄金的体积,有两个地球那么多!”竹竿兴奋道。 So many?” “这么多?” Yes, we then got rich, your, my, a gold of Earth, that must buy many things!” Bamboo Pole two put the ecliptic. “是啊,我们这下发财了,你一个,我一个,一地球的黄金,那要买多少东西啊!”竹竿两眼放光道。 Yes, then we got rich!” Brother Fatty also smiles to say. “是啊,这下我们发财了!”肥哥也笑眯眯道。 At the appointed time, even if we do not go shopping, want to makes anything with the gold, can make anything! Makes the toilet with the gold, makes the tractor with the gold, builds the house with the gold, paves the way with the gold, sees the poor person, we pound their several jin (0.5 kg) gold, even if the country did not have money, we can still give him a province so many gold. At the appointed time, you said that can seal us as under the heavens ‚the first rich man?” Bamboo Pole exciting say/way. “到时,就算我们不买东西,想要用黄金做成什么,就能做成什么!用黄金做马桶,用黄金做拖拉机,用黄金砌房子,用黄金铺路,看到穷人,我们砸他们几斤黄金,就算国家没钱了,我们也可以给他一个省那么多的黄金。到时,你说会不会封我们为天下‘第一有钱人’啊?”竹竿兴奋道。 Yes, at the appointed time, our everywhere one visit, is the gold ............!” Told only half, the Brother Fatty sound stops suddenly. “是啊,到时,我们所到之处,全是黄金............!”说到一半,肥哥声音戛然而止。 Right, right, haha!” “对,对,哈哈!” „It is not right, is not right!” Brother Fatty called out in alarm suddenly. “不对,不对啊!”肥哥忽然惊叫了起来。 How to be right?” The Bamboo Pole doubts said. “怎么不对了?”竹竿疑惑道。 I listened to my father to say before, when a thing is rare , it becomes precious, gold, because is scarce in Earth, therefore expensive/noble, we bring the gold of two Earth to go back, is this gold valuable?” Brother Fatty whole face with amazement. “我以前听我老子说过,物以稀为贵,黄金因为在地球稀少,所以才贵的啊,我们带着两地球的黄金回去,这黄金还值钱吗?”肥哥满脸骇然。 „?” Bamboo Pole was also shocked. “啊?”竹竿也愣住了。 Gold of two Earth? At the appointed time, the dog shit is more valuable than the gold!” On the Brother Fatty face fat shivers. “两地球的黄金?到时,狗屎都比黄金值钱!”肥哥脸上肥肉一阵颤抖。 That what to do?” Bamboo Pole was also hurried! “那怎么办?”竹竿也慌了! Was busy at work for several hundred years, the gold is useless, that is not depressed dies! 忙活了几百年,黄金没用,那不郁闷死! Don't be upset, don't be upset!” Brother Fatty stops to say immediately. “不要慌,不要慌!”肥哥马上制止道。 Brother Fatty, what to do did you say?” 肥哥,你说怎么办?” This gold, we can not collect, we look at the appointed time again! But don't we now practitioner, get rich easily?” Brother Fatty said immediately. “这黄金,我们可以不收集了,我们到时再看!我们现在可是修行者,发个财不容易吗?”肥哥马上说道。 Un, you said, I listen your!” “嗯,你说,我都听你的!” Right, I remember before we come to this world, did your body have money?” Brother Fatty asked. “对了,我记得我们来这个世界之前,你身上带钱了?”肥哥问道。 On that day ate the skewered mutton, finally was only left over the 50 cents!” Bamboo Pole said. “那天吃羊肉串,最后只剩下五毛钱了!”竹竿说道。 During the speeches, puts out one wrinkled 50 cents. 说话间,拿出一张皱巴巴的五毛钱。 Was it, I thought of getting rich idea!” Brother Fatty said. “就是它了,我想到一个发财的点子!”肥哥说道。 What?” “什么?” We use cultivation technique, imitates this money!” Brother Fatty exciting say/way. “我们用法术,仿制这钱!”肥哥兴奋道。 Fabrication coin? That is violates the law!” Bamboo Pole called out immediately. “造假币?那是犯法的!”竹竿顿时叫道。 These fabrication coins is non-specialized, we use cultivation technique, made to is really same, not on line? We make the real coin!” Brother Fatty said immediately. “那些造假币的不专业,我们用法术,造的跟真的一样,不就行了?我们是造真币!”肥哥马上说道。 Right, how much money doesn't that want how much money?” “对啊,那不是要多少钱就有多少钱?” Moreover is certainly specialized, must devote to each trade engaged!” Brother Fatty exciting say/way. “而且一定要专业,要干一行爱一行!”肥哥兴奋道。 Two people excited is thinking getting rich important matter, knows nothing about saying that this 50 cents false coin, the made fine degree, circulates Earth, does not know that cries bashfully many fabrication coin experts! Cost price also incessantly 50 cents! 二人兴奋的想着发财大计,浑然不知道,这五毛钱的假币,造的精细程度,流通到地球,不知道羞哭多少造假币高手!成本价也不止五毛钱啊! Two people are immersing in the fabrication coin getting rich important matter. 二人正沉浸在造假币的发财大计之中。 Bang ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!” “轰~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!” East Sea raises the dreadful raging tide loudly, the enormous sea water submerges two people immediately. 东海轰然掀起滔天狂澜,大量海水顿时将二人淹没。 , !” “噗,噗!” Two people ran out of the sea level to spit immediately told the sea water. 二人冲出海面顿时吐了吐口中的海水。 Brother Fatty, my money, my money!” Bamboo Pole was startled to call out. 肥哥,我的钱,我的钱!”竹竿惊叫道。 What money?” “什么钱?” My money was washed away by flood!” Brother Fatty was startled to call out. “我的钱被大水冲走了!”肥哥惊叫道。 !” “呼!” Jin Peng appears suddenly. 金鹏骤然出现。 Two, East Sea have the big change, is quick!” Jin Peng was saying to two people. “二位,东海发生大变,还是快走吧!”金鹏对着二人说道。 „It is not good, is not good, my money was washed away, 50 cents! I had not looked how is careful to make!” Bamboo Pole is employing professional mourners the say/way. “不行,不行,我的钱被冲走了,五毛钱啊!我还没看仔细怎么造呢!”竹竿哭丧着道。 Jin Peng: ..............................!” 金鹏:“..............................!” „It is not good, money, money deceased person perishes!” Brother Fatty rare entrained an article. “不行,钱在人在,钱死人亡!”肥哥难得的拽了一次文。 Jin Peng: ..............................!” 金鹏:“..............................!” Two money, what appearance, I use Divine Sense to help you look!” Jin Peng said. “二位的钱,什么样子,我用神识帮你们找!”金鹏说道。 !” Bamboo Pole concentrates to appear the 50 cents appearance with cultivation technique fast. “呼!”竹竿快速用法术凝现出五毛钱的样子。 Found!” On Jin Peng face one happy! “找到了!”金鹏脸上一喜! Good!” “太好了!” We first come ashore!” “我们先上岸!” Good!” “好!” The people arrived at the summit of distant place mountain peak. 众人到了远处一座山峰之巅。 The East Sea raging tide is getting bigger and bigger, fierce impact, even presses up to the starry sky to go, the Milky Way hangs upside down, gloomy. 东海狂澜越来越大,猛烈的冲击,甚至直逼星空而去,天河倒挂,天昏地暗。 The four directions area sways to continue! Above the starry sky, the stars are suddenly gloomy. Even, Sun that the Jin Peng frightened discovery, the West, that descends the mountain quickly, shoots unexpectedly fast from west to east. 四方疆域更是摇晃不止!星空之上,星辰陡然暗淡。甚至,金鹏惊悚的发现,西方,那快下山的太阳,居然快速自西向东射来。 Sun? Was Sun pulled back? 太阳?太阳被拉回来了? Jin Peng felt under immediately East Sea had the heaven-shaking great change, great change, is perhaps bigger than all great changes that Jin Peng sees. 金鹏顿时感到东海之下发生了惊天巨变,巨变之强,恐怕比金鹏见到的所有巨变还大。 „The Great Zheng people obey orders, raise and other right hands, with Our strength ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!” 大崝子民听令,举起尔等右手,借朕力量~~~~~~~~~~~!” Jin Peng heard the Zhong Shan's sound suddenly, immediately the complexion changes. 金鹏忽然听到了钟山的声音,顿时脸色一变。 Did Heavenly Emperor transfer the potential of Great Zheng under the heavens, Heavenly Emperor encounters the danger? 天帝调动大崝天下之势,天帝遇到危险了? Two?” Jin Peng turns the head to look to two people. “二位?”金鹏转头看向二人。 flood that mother, where comes, my 50 cents flushed rottenly!” The Brother Fatty face suppresses red. “妈的,哪来的大水啊,我的五毛钱都冲烂了!”肥哥脸憋得通红。 On this face is swollen, evaporation was also useless, ended, we could not get rich!” A Bamboo Pole face is sad. “这上面人脸都肿了,蒸干了也没用了,完了,我们发不了财了!”竹竿一脸悲伤。 50 cents!” “五毛钱啊!” .............................. .............................. .................. .................. ...... ...... Jin Peng tactful and transfers then goes, with these two ground beetles, absolutely does not have the common language! 金鹏识趣的又转回头去,跟这两土鳖,绝对没有共同语言! East Sea four directions , the major areas sway! 东海四方,各大疆域摇晃不已! East Sea raises the dreadful monstrous waves, sea water rising to the sky, the stars changes into broken pieces, Sun is pulled forcefully. 东海掀起滔天巨浪,海水冲天而上,星辰化为齑粉,太阳更是被强行拉扯而出。 Harmonious Yang Holy Capital! 咸阳圣都! Upwards above palace square, a tall and strong man, visual West. 朝天殿广场之上,一个魁梧的男子,目视西方。 Ancestral Dragon, Heavenly Emperor transferred the potential of Great Qin under the heavens a moment ago, had the important matter to happen?” Lu Buwei walks the worry to say immediately. 祖龙,刚才天帝调动大秦天下之势,是不是有大事发生了?”吕不韦顿时走过来担心道。 The men are Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Dragon looks at the West, shakes the head saying: Changed! Does Heavenly Emperor have the signalling to come back?” 男子就是祖龙,祖龙看着西方,摇摇头道:“发生巨变了!天帝有没有传信回来?” No!” Lu Buwei said immediately. “没有!”吕不韦马上说道。 Heavenly Emperor makes me and others protect good Harmonious Yang Holy Capital, and has not mixed the information, Heavenly Emperor should the safe/without matter!” Ancestral Dragon said solemnly. 天帝让我等守护好咸阳圣都,且没有调配信息,天帝应该无事!”祖龙沉声道 But?” “可是?” At this moment. 就在这时。 Whish ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!” “哗~~~~~~~~~~~!” The space had the torrential downpour. 天上下起了倾盆大雨。 Not only Harmonious Yang Holy Capital, the East Sea four directions major areas, at this moment had the cloud burst all. 不只是咸阳圣都,东海四方各大疆域,此刻尽数下起了大暴雨。 Time of merely one meeting, many places were flooded. 仅仅一会的功夫,很多地方都被水淹了。 The entire East Sea water, in Flow Reversal on, Sun that comes suddenly, the rapid evaporation, descends subsequently under. 整个东海的水,都在逆流而上,忽来的太阳,迅速蒸发,继而降落而下。 East Sea was stirred earth-shakingly, sea water Chongtian/soaring , flood of four directions sea area continuously to its inflow, Sun appears in sky over, hot True Sun Flame, fills in East Sea. 东海被搅得天翻地覆,海水冲天,四方海域的大水不断向其流入,太阳更是出现在正上空,炎炎太阳真火,直灌东海之内。 Suddenly, seems heaven falls and earth rends, Heaven and Earth is abnormal, judgment day generally. 一时间,好似天崩地裂,天地失常,世界末日了一般。 Four Great Division Continent sways to continue. 四大部洲摇晃不止。 Northern Ju Lu Continent, at this moment also sways to continue. Has not swayed only, only has Biyou Palace. 北俱芦洲,此刻也是摇晃不止。唯一没有摇晃的,只有碧游宫 „!” “哐!” The Biyou Palace front door opens loudly. 碧游宫大门轰然打开。 From Biyou Palace, goes out of a Daoist robe man slowly. The face is fuzzy, is indistinct can see the forehead to have one thirty seal. 碧游宫中,缓缓走出一名道袍男子。面部模糊,隐约间能看到眉心有着一个‘卅’之印。 Hong Jun old ancestor, even, is the Hong Jun old ancestor's main body! 鸿钧老祖,甚至,还是鸿钧老祖的本体! Hong Jun treads Biyou Palace! The under foot treads, entire Northern Ju Lu Continent is loudly calm. 鸿钧踏出碧游宫!脚下一踏,整个北俱芦洲轰然镇静下来。 Turns the head, the Hong Jun old ancestor looks to the East Sea direction. 转头,鸿钧老祖看向东海方向。 Bang ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!” “轰~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!” A Heaven and Earth loud sound, endless yellow cloud covers Heaven and Earth. Billowing yellow cloud covers, unsurpassed aura, pressure on Four Great Division Continent four directions . 天地一声巨响,无尽黄云笼罩天地。滚滚黄云笼罩,一股无上至极的气息,压向四大部洲四方 Bang!” “轰!” Four Great Division Continent, the innumerable common people worship on bended knees loudly, does not have the reason to worship on bended knees all. 四大部洲,无数百姓轰然跪拜而下,毫无理由尽数跪拜。 Even, Brother Fatty, Bamboo Pole two people, worshipping on bended knees that was also pressed by this powerful power and influence under. 甚至,肥哥,竹竿二人,也被这股强大的威势压的跪拜而下。 Jin Peng treads the Heaven and Earth altar, has not knelt down, but also knows that had anything. 金鹏天地祭坛,并未跪下,但也知道发生了什么。 Buzz ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!” “嗡~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!” In yellow cloud a crack opens, exposes a boundless giant eye. 黄云中一道裂缝一开,暴露出一只无边巨大的眼睛。 The black pupil, carries over Supreme unsurpassed aura! 黑色瞳孔,带出一股至尊无上的气息! Eye of Heaven Intention! 天数之眼! Eye of Heaven Intention, Biyou Palace Hong Jun looks up to Eye of Heaven Intention, but Hong Jun has not said anything, looking, no longer pays attention merely, turns the head to look again to the East Sea direction. 天数之眼一出,碧游宫鸿钧就抬头看向天数之眼,但鸿钧并没有说什么,仅仅望之一眼,就不再理会,转头再度看向东海方向。 East Sea, at this moment already thorough was chaotic! 东海,此刻已经彻底混乱了! But in Sea Depository World. 而在海藏世界之中。 Sits above Fate Wheel, Fu Xi looks at all around battlefield, suddenly has to have the feeling to be the same, raised the head to visit the space, turns the head to have a look at the northwest direction. 坐于命轮之上,伏羲原本看着四周战场的,忽然心生有感一般,抬头望望天上,又转头看看西北方向。 By Sea Depository World, Fu Xi saw Eye of Heaven Intention, with Eye of Heaven Intention looking at each other, Fu Xi saw Hong Jun, with Hong Jun looking at each other. 透过海藏世界,伏羲看到了天数之眼,与天数之眼对视,伏羲看到了鸿钧,与鸿钧对视。 Pangu, Fu Xi, Hong Jun! 盘古,伏羲,鸿钧! The three each other look at each other, no one has spoken! In whose eye, is extremely tranquil. 三者彼此对视,谁也没有说话!谁的眼睛里,都是极为平静。 The Fu Xi look as usual, has been very light, seems regarding Hong Jun, Pangu in the side, simply does not have the big scared look to be the same! 伏羲神色一直如常,很清淡,好似对于鸿钧,盘古在侧,根本没有多大惧色一般! ps: Three duties were accomplished, asked the monthly ticket, today the monthly ticket is quite pitiful! Powerful, tomorrow will then erupt! ps:三更任务完成了,求月票,今天月票好可怜!给力啊,明天接着爆发呢!
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