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#218: Most miserable birthday feast

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Regarding True Person Ci Cang, this year's birthday feast, was the most painful birthday that he passed since birth. 对于慈苍真人来说,今年的寿宴,是他有生以来过的最痛苦的生辰了。Www.;Txt oneself that obedient two Pill Formation disciple, for oneself this time birthday, ahead of time three years developing mountain and sea resources seeks for the top grade food, but also prepared early for seven days, today was oneself caused this birthday feast with true fire. 自己那听话的两名结丹弟子,为了自己这次的寿辰,提前了三年上山下海的寻找极品食材,还早早的准备了七天,今日才用真火为自己弄出了这一场寿宴。 This table vegetable/dish, so expenditure time, is so attentive, the final fate unexpectedly is this. The woman who Zhu Xuwu leads, simply is the pig, is the beast! 这一桌子菜,如此花费时间,又如此用心,最后的下场竟然是这样。竹虚无带回来的这女人,简直就是猪,是禽兽！ oneself ate even, actually also caused two frog to beg for food, was too simply hateful. 自己吃就算了,竟然还弄出两只青蛙来讨吃的,简直太可恶了。 True Person Ci Cang looks to stand before the table, the top of the head a jade plate, is taking a look at the oneself big and fat frog pitifully, the air/Qi is not hitting one. In the jade plate on this frog top of the head, had been put some vegetables/dishes by other cultivator, he as Sect Leader, how can be so mean-spirited, must give this frog plate of hundred dragon fish fillets on table. 慈苍真人看着站在桌前,头顶着一只玉盘,可怜巴巴瞅着自己的胖大青蛙,气就不打一处来。这青蛙头顶上的玉盘中,已经被别的修士放了些菜,他身为掌门,怎么能如此小气,只得把桌上的一盘百龙鱼片递给了这青蛙。 Big Girl received hundred dragon fish fillets, swings getting out of the way that turns, that turns the buttocks to turn the darling appearance slowly, causes numerous cultivators one to laugh. 大妞接过百龙鱼片,一摇一扭的走开,那扭屁股慢慢扭着憨态可掬的样子,引得众修士们一阵大笑。 When has not waited for True Person Ci Cang to Zhu Xuwu stares to discover to be discontented, Fatty walked, blinks visits him foolish-lookinily. What to do? Do you as Primordial Infant cultivator, feel all right with a frog haggle over? Another dish also vanished from the True Person Ci Cang table. 还没等慈苍真人向竹虚无瞪眼发现不满时,胖子又走了过来,眨眨眼傻头傻脑的看着他。怎么办？你身为元婴修士,好意思和一只青蛙计较吗？另一盘菜也从慈苍真人的桌上消失了。 Because these vegetables/dishes are too really delicious, spirit qi is also abundant, a Jin Feiyao point does not hate to give Fatty and Big Girl eats. They really cannot bear, swallow the saliva to buy the Jin Feiyao clothes is not dry/does. Entangled did not have the means that she gave them a frog jade plate, making their oneself beg for food. 因为这些菜实在太好吃,灵气又充沛,金飞瑶一点也舍不得给胖子和大妞吃。它俩实在忍不住,吞着口水扯着金飞瑶的衣服就不干。被缠的没办法了,她就给了它俩一蛙一个玉盘,让它们自己去讨饭。 The thing master, these words are very correct. 物似主人,这句话是非常正确的。 Fatty and Big Girl playing the fool, played the role to display the pinnacle lovably, walked back and forth before the cultivator table. From time to time plays the fool to stare at the vegetable/dish to look, from time to time blinks to throw the coquettish look, sometimes also gives cultivators to pound the back, knocks the leg, teasing cultivators is happy. Transfers one, can ask to eat much. 胖子和大妞把装傻,扮可爱发挥到了极致,在修士的桌前走来走去。时而装傻盯着菜看,时而眨巴眼扔媚眼,有时还去给修士们捶捶背,敲敲腿,逗得修士们非常开心。转一圈下来,也能讨到不少吃的。 But when waits for Kong Zhuwu and Kong Zhuyou they have the Pill Formation Stage disciple long in coming, their several tables of meals had entered the belly of Jin Feiyao. 而等空竹无和空竹有他们带着结丹期的弟子姗姗来迟时,他们的那几桌的饭菜早就进了金飞瑶的肚子。 Before Zhu Xuwu met Kong Zhuwu, they happen to were prepare set off to come Clear Heaven Hall, was tossed about by Zhu Xuwu, gave to delay. But Bai Jianzhu is raising these stolen goods, looks after Zhu Xuwu they walked, remembers, why oneself must take a bath, do not go to Clear Heaven Hall. 之前竹虚无遇到空竹无时,他们正好是准备出发来潇天殿,被竹虚无一折腾,就给耽搁了。而白简竹提着那些赃物,看着竹虚无他们走了以后,才想起,自己为什么要洗澡,不也是要去潇天殿的。 Sits before only put the short table of wine glass and wine pot, they surprisedly look by Jin Feiyao that 78 people serve, does not understand how a time of meeting, this small junior sister so mixed well. 坐在只放了酒杯和酒壶的矮桌前,他们惊讶的看着被七八个人伺候的金飞瑶,不明白怎么才一会的工夫,这小师妹就混得如此好了。 Too was really happy, Jin Feiyao lets loose the belly to eat crazily, the tray places the mouth to sweep, the vegetable/dish all entered the stomach. This gets into the stomach, some left people hand over a dish, but some right people accept the tray, others have not been delivering the vegetable/dish in the alley, is carries off to eat the dishes. 实在太痛快了,金飞瑶放开肚子狂吃,盘子放在嘴边一扫,菜就全部进了肚。这盘才下肚,左边就有人递过来一盘菜,而右边就有人收下盘子,其余的人不是在小路着把菜送过,就是抬走吃过的碗碟。 This in but actually the trash toward the barrel is simply ordinary, making other person of appetites not have, two frog are giving everyone to seek pleasure fortunately, this table manners looked that the custom was also good. 这简直就和往桶中倒垃圾一般,让其它人一点胃口也没有,还好有两只青蛙在给大家取乐,这吃相看习惯也就好了。 „Sect Leader teacher, Master Uncle Li Si spiritual consciousness and spirit strength exhausted, faint!” In this time, Foundation Establishment Stage disciple running over hurriedly, is explaining religious doctrine near the ear of True Person Ci Cang low voice. “掌门师尊,李思师伯神识和灵力耗尽,晕过去了！”正在这时,一名筑基期弟子急匆匆的跑过来,在慈苍真人的耳边小声讲道。 „What! How he usually cultivation, made several meals to faint. When runs into the rival, puts a fire to sleep!” True Person Ci Cang complexion one cold, oneself Pill Formation disciple is so useless, this. “什么！他平日怎么修炼的,做几道菜就晕过去了。要是遇到敌手时,难道放个火就要睡觉吗！”慈苍真人脸色一凛,自己的结丹弟子这么没用,这还了得。 „Zhao Haizhen, they in the same place, not making him make up the Li Si position.” True Person Ci Cang casts a sidelong glance also in eating Jin Feiyao, said to this small disciple. “赵海真呢,他们不是在一起的,让他补上李思的位置。”慈苍真人瞟了一眼还在吃的金飞瑶,向这名小弟子说道。 This disciple very awkward said that „teacher, master before Master Uncle Li fainted, has escaped the strength. Now also sits on the ground cannot get up, simply did not have the means to use the true fire cooking again.” 这名弟子很为难的讲,“师尊,师父早在李师伯晕到前,就已经脱力不起了。现在还坐在地上起不来呢,根本没办法再用真火烹饪了。” The True Person Ci Cang complexion is ugly, now wants to overrun to have a look, these two useless disciple, what done is what positive result. 慈苍真人脸色非常难看,现在就想冲过去看看,这两个没用的弟子,搞的是什么名堂。 Sees the Sect Leader fibrous cartilage of eyelid very smelly, this disciple thought that oneself needs is oneself master argues, therefore he said low voice: „ teacher, Master Uncle Li Si and my master, they altogether made 1775 meals. If did not take the Spirit Supplementing Pill medicine, basic on support, moreover did not have the food. 见掌门的脸板得很臭,这名弟子觉得自己有必要为自己的师父辩解一下,于是他就小声的说:“师尊,李思师伯和我师傅,他们一共做了一千七百七十五道菜了。如果不是服用了补灵丹药,根本就支持不下来,而且也没有食材了。 „So many!” True Person Ci Cang gawked, he sat to look at Jin Feiyao to eat here with ease, has not noticed her to eat many. “这么多！”慈苍真人愣了一下,他只是坐在这里看金飞瑶吃得轻松,并没有注意到她吃掉了多少。 With energy that the true fire cooking food must spend, he knows. Originally what plans to be good was 500 vegetables/dishes was enough, regarding Li Si and Zhao Haizhen cultivation base, will only consume half of spiritual consciousness. 用真火烹饪菜肴要花费的精力,他是知道的。本来计划好的是五百来份菜足够了,对于李思和赵海真的修为来说,也只会消耗一半的神识。 However now makes 1775 meals unexpectedly unknowingly, this has surpassed their spiritual consciousness and spirit strength limit, no wonder as competent as dizziness. 但是现在竟然不知不觉中做了一千七百七十五道菜,这已经超出了他们神识和灵力的极限,怪不得能干到晕眩。 Suddenly, True Person Ci Cang realizes a serious concern, said that these top grade food did not have completely! 突然,慈苍真人意识到一个严重的问题,这么说那些极品食材全部没有了！ oneself two disciple spent for three years to seek to be filial piety the oneself thing, all filled in the belly of this pig unexpectedly. Moreover this person does not know where completely comes, this damn Junior Brother Zhu, comes back for day is not good late, just steps on to select. 自己两名弟子花了三年寻来孝敬自己的东西,竟然就全填了这头猪的肚子里面。而且这人完全不知道是哪来的,这该死的竹师弟,晚回来一天都不行,刚好踩着点回来。 Looks that True Person Ci Cang has not spoken for a long time, the expression on face sinks can the water drop, this small disciple arouses the courage to ask: „teacher, what to do must, that side seem like now has not eaten to the full.” 看着慈苍真人许久没说话,脸上的表情沉得能滴水,这名小弟子鼓足勇气问道:“师尊,现在要怎么办,那边看起来好像还没吃饱。” Sighs secretly, True Person Ci Cang laid out saying: „Ate clean in any case, the people who prepare food continually faint, but can also on what vegetable/dish. The fruit should have, your even/including Kuang lifts together to her, making her eat cleanly convenient.” 暗自叹了一口气,慈苍真人摆摆说:“反正都吃光了,连做菜的人都晕过去,还能上什么菜。水果应该还有,你们连筐一起抬上来给她吧,让她吃个干净省事。” „Yes.” Small disciple resulted in the command, quickly gets down the preparation. “是。”小弟子得了令,赶快下去准备。 Here eats closing to have the fault, cannot to see to eat clean the scene after tray, everyone looks at Jin Feiyao eating one after another, neglected the quantity. Thought that was too interesting, this must eat many to be full, all visits her full of enthusiasm. 这边吃边收盘子就是有坏处,不能让人见到吃光盘子后的景象,大家看着金飞瑶一盘接一盘的吃,都忽略了数量。只是觉得太有意思了,这要吃多少才能饱,全都兴致勃勃的看着她。 Fatty and Big Girl also took advantage that this time, lifts the tray of begging for food to start before various tables to want, while these cultivator attention on Jin Feiyao, they also uses the vegetable/dish in tongue direct stealing food plate bold. 胖子和大妞也趁这个时机,抬着要饭的盘子又开始在各桌前要起来,趁着这些修士注意力都在金飞瑶身上,它俩还胆大包天的用舌头直接偷吃盘中的菜。 Empty Sky Hall disciples sits in one, except for one glass of inferior wines, the vegetable/dish skin has not tasted. The people of serving food deliver toward Jin Feiyao there, threw others in the brain early 虚青殿的弟子们坐在一处,除了一杯薄酒,连片菜皮都没有尝到。上菜的人都往金飞瑶那里送,早把其它人扔在了脑 After . 后。 The food and drink, they do not have nothing comfortably, but in the heart has understood that three fruits and two fish do regarding this small junior sister, the value was much big. The person who can eat, can withhold two fish to do from her mouth, but also is not really easy. 只是口腹罢了,他们也没有什么不舒服的,只是心中已经明白,那三个果子和两条鱼干对于这位小师妹来说,价值有多大了。这么能吃的人,能从她的嘴中扣出两条鱼干来,还真是不容易。 Bai Jianzhu remembers in the bosom specially by the oneself responsible banquet invitation, suddenly only wants to laugh, this matter gives her to manage, will be glad very much. He truly does not like going to treat with courtesy, should say that Empty Sky Hall besides that ten disciple that receives newly, others do not like treating with courtesy. But disciple that ten receive newly, is not cultivation base is only Qi Refining Stage, wants to treat with courtesy does not have this share, came under the influence of everyone repugnant Empty Sky Hall, does not love toward the crowd in the facing set. 白简竹想起怀中专门由自己负责的酒宴请柬,突然只想发笑,这个事情交给她去办,想必会很乐意吧。他确实不太喜欢去应酬,应该说虚青殿除了新收的那十名弟子外,其它的人根本不喜欢应酬。而那十名新收的弟子,不是修为只是炼气期,想去应酬也没这个份,就是受到了大家讨厌虚青殿的影响,也不爱往人群里面钻。 Thinks, does not use, in sits in the crowd, false smile and other cultivator chatted to ramble on, Bai Jianzhu thought that Jin Feiyao seemed like not so hateful. Least and pig compares, her looks must be pleasing to the eyes. 想到以后都不用在去坐在人群中,皮笑肉不笑的和别的修士聊天瞎扯,白简竹觉得金飞瑶看起来似乎不那么可恨了。最少和猪比起来,她长得要顺眼多了。 „Does the invitation that other palace delivers how many have?” When Zhu Xuwu does not know, left the seat to rush to their here, the probe head asked to their news. “别的殿送过来的请柬有多少？”竹虚无不知什么时候,离开座位跑到了他们这里,探头向他们讯问道。 „I in this, similar every day had, probably latest has arranged to one year later.” Bai Jianzhu takes jade slip in Universe Bag, because the banquet are many, everyone will send Cambodia ahead of time, there are temporary to deliver. This all in the same place, eats one to vanish one, will not basically make a mistake. “我都记在了这里面,差不多每天都有,好像最晚的都已经排到一年后的了。”白简竹把乾坤袋中的玉简拿出来,因为酒宴多,大家会提前发柬,也有临时送过来的。这样全记在一起,吃一回消掉一个,基本不会弄错。 „Gives me.” Zhu Xuwu received jade slip, walks toward Jin Feiyao badly with a smile. “给我。”竹虚无接过玉简,坏笑着向金飞瑶走去。 At this time on vegetable/dish is final, everyone visits her to be happy, such way of eating is really interesting. The values of these food they know certainly, but also smiled Sect Leader this to compensate in secret in a big way, then saw Zhu Xuwu to take jade slip to walk together. 这时上的菜已经是最后一些,大家都看着她乐,这样吃法真是有意思。这些菜肴的价值他们当然知道,还暗中笑掌门这回赔大了,然后就见竹虚无拿着一块玉简走了过去。 „Does Little Yao, how eat? I have not deceived you.” Zhu Xuwu sits down in the Jin Feiyao side, grinning asking. “小瑶,吃得怎么样？我没骗你吧。”竹虚无在金飞瑶的身边坐下,笑嘻嘻的问道。 The Jin Feiyao racket the belly, nodding to say: „Elder Brother Zhu has not deceived people, the Eastern Jade Emperor Faction thing is really delicious, many I can eat, now half full.” 金飞瑶拍拍肚子,点点头应道:“竹哥没骗人,东玉皇派的东西真好吃,有多少我都吃得下去,现在才半饱呢。” Hears Jin Feiyao to shout him Elder Brother Zhu, numerous cultivator blushes with shame, did not say that is the daughter, even if not one's own, asking an adoptive father still compared with calling the elder brother quite camouflages. 听到金飞瑶喊他竹哥,众修士一阵汗颜,不是说是女儿的,就算不是亲生的,叫个干爹也比叫哥好伪装一下吧。 „All right, cannot eat to the full also has.” Zhu Xuwu smilingly took up jade slip in hand, „in this is your palaces the invitations of senior brother senior sister, is represented our Empty Sky Hall to attend the banquet by you. You let loose eating of belly, this duty gave you.” “没事,吃不饱还有。”竹虚无笑眯眯的拿起了手中的玉简,“这里面全是你各殿的师兄师姐们的请柬,就由你代表我们虚青殿去参加酒宴。你放开肚皮的吃,这个任务就交给你了。” „Elder Brother Zhu, you were good to me too, thanks.” Jin Feiyao delighted receiving jade slip, very grateful thanks say/way. “竹哥,你对我太好了,谢谢。”金飞瑶喜出望外的接过玉简,非常感激的谢道。 But the face of cultivator on the scene one turned white completely, invitation? Can Empty Sky Hall make this fellow have the banquet? 而在场的修士的脸一下全部发白了,请柬？虚青殿要让这家伙去吃酒宴？ A moment ago still titter Sect Leader to suffer unexpected financial losses, this did not have the time of multi- meeting, must be one's turn on oneself. Primordial Infant Stage elder treat are not many, at this time happy oneself has not planned to hold the banquet secretly. But many Pill Formation Stage disciple, actually somewhat could not sit still, they may hand over the invitation. 刚才还在偷笑掌门破财,这才没多会的工夫,就要轮到了自己头上。元婴期的长老们请客并不多,此时只是暗自高兴自己没有打算摆酒宴。而有不少结丹期的弟子,却有些坐不住了,他们可都递过请柬的。 But is not the important matter, is what advanced Pill Formation middle stage, or true inheritance disciple concubine gives birth to the child and so on minor matter. Although the matter is not big, they defer to the convention, got down the invitation conveniently. 但都不是什么重要的事,也就是什么进阶结丹中期,或是真传弟子的侍妾生小孩之类的小事。事虽不大,他们还是按照惯例,顺手下了请柬。 What to do can this? Changes into the tea feast the banquet simply, everyone drank a tea to chat the attainment on the line. Water some are, wants to drink many to have many, this meal may be unable to invite. 这要怎么办？干脆把酒宴换成茶宴,大家喝点茶水谈谈心得就行了。水有的是,想喝多少就有多少,这饭菜可就请不起了。 „Well, is really the good luck, tonight has the banquet. Above wrote is Maple Willow Hall Senior Brother Qian Zhongwen broke through Pill Formation late stage, therefore gave a banquet to invite everyone to meet the meeting.” Jin Feiyao sweeps toward jade slip on, pleasantly surprised saying. “咦,真是好运,今天晚上就有酒宴。上面写得是枫柳殿的钱钟文师兄突破了结丹后期,所以摆酒宴请大家去会会。”金飞瑶往玉简上一扫,惊喜的说道。 Qian Zhongwen sat in not far away, the Jin Feiyao words had passed to his ear, immediately regretted. It is not Pill Formation late stage, is not advanced Primordial Infant Stage, but also holds what banquet, asking you to seek this limelight, then what to do must! 钱钟文就坐在不远处,金飞瑶的话已经传到了他的耳中,顿时就万般后悔。不就是个结丹后期,又不是进阶元婴期,还摆什么酒宴,叫你出这个风头,这下要怎么办！
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