„Finally came back Aaaaaaah!” “终于回来了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！” On the Axel main street, Aqua cheers the ghost shouted that the ghost called, gives to have a scare the surrounding passer-by. 在阿克塞尔的主街道上,阿库娅欢呼般的鬼喊鬼叫了起来,将周围的路人都给吓了一跳。 „I said that Aqua, your what happened again?” “我说,阿库娅,你又怎么了？” „Just also that feeling depressed, now suddenly becomes such stimulated, what new method was could it be that?” “刚刚还那么情绪低落,现在突然变得这么亢奋,难道又是什么新玩法吗？” Megumin and Darkness accuse to make noise simultaneously, has not actually brought to the attention of Aqua slightly. 惠惠与达克妮斯同时指责出声,却是丝毫没有引起阿库娅的注意。 Aqua only is forking the waist, conducted declaration toward Megumin and Darkness. 阿库娅只是叉着腰,向着惠惠与达克妮斯进行了宣言。 „You listened to me saying that recently I suddenly felt before Kazuma, words a little truth that said.” “你们听我说,最近我突然觉得和真之前说的话有点道理了。” Kazuma? 和真？ Kazuma words makes sense? 和真的话有道理？ That should not be... 那该不会是… „Right! We do not absolutely need to take risk outside! The dwelling at home is safest!” “没错！我们根本没有必要一直在外面冒险！宅在家里才是最安全的！” Aqua with the speech stance with emotions, took a stand on the avenue loudly. 阿库娅以动情的演讲姿态,在大街上高声表态。 „Moreover, you think carefully, the monster also has the life, because they brought the difficulty to us, therefore should annihilate? That was really brutal! The monsters are also very diligently is surviving!” “而且,你们仔细想想,怪物也是有生命的,就因为他们给我们带来了困扰,所以就应该消灭掉吗？那实在是太残酷了！怪物们也是很努力的在生存着啊！” Aqua shouts excitedly, the content is to also make one is unable tsukkomi. 阿库娅就这么激动的嚷嚷了起来,内容也是令人无法吐槽。 If were not the Axel person has been used to Aqua to go crazy, now periphery has definitely encircled the Manchu? 如果不是阿克塞尔的人已经习惯了阿库娅发神经,现在周围肯定已经围满人了吧？ Thus and such and such, Aqua said own decision. 如此这般,阿库娅道出了自己的决定。 „Therefore, I also decided that later with the Kazuma together dwelling at home, when you come back, so long as you can bring one bottle of liquor to present tribute every day to me enough, other I did not matter!” “所以,我也决定了,以后就跟着和真一起宅在家里,等你们回来,只要你们每天都能带一瓶酒来进贡给我就够了,其余的我都无所谓了！” Saying, Aqua then snort/hum song, while mood extremely happy is jumping, walks in the direction of family/home. 这么说着,阿库娅便一边哼起歌,一边心情极为愉快的蹦蹦跳跳着,往家的方向走去。 Megumin and Darkness look at each other in blank dismay, after partly is making a sound, sighs. 惠惠与达克妮斯面面相觑着,半响以后同时叹了一口气。 „Was finished, waste material hikikomori turned into two people from a person...” “完蛋了,废材家里蹲从一个人变成两个人了…” „Even did Aqua turn into this?” “连阿库娅都变成这样了吗？” Megumin and Darkness sighed, while followed in Aqua behind, went in the direction of family/home. 惠惠与达克妮斯一边叹息,一边跟在阿库娅的身后,往家的方向而去。 As for Fang Li, only turned a supercilious look. 至于方里,只是翻了一个白眼。 „Really hopes that what the Axis Cult followers came to see family/home Goddess just to have a difference to turn into.” “真希望阿库西斯教的信徒们来看看自己家这个女神只不过是出了一次差而已就变成什么样了。” However, felt that Axis Cult that crowd of brains have the pit fellow to treat as the imperial decree to regard the Aqua actions on the contrary, and pursues the theory of hikikomori together, since then becomes the waste, therefore exempted. 不过,感觉阿库西斯教那群脑子同样有坑的家伙反倒会将阿库娅的所作所为当做圣旨来看待,并一起奉行家里蹲的理论,从此成为废物,所以还是免了吧。 Has been incapable of taking the path of going home to these fellow tsukkomi Fang Li again similarly. 已经无力再对这些家伙吐槽的方里同样踏上了回家的道路。 In a while, before entire group then arrived at the main house gate . 没过多久,一行人便是来到了家门前。 Immediately Aqua pushes to the front goes forward to open the door. 阿库娅立即一马当先的上前开门。 „I come back...” “我回来…” However, Aqua a few words have not said with enough time, as the main house gate was opened, the conditions and two sounds in mansion hall then passed on together. 然而,阿库娅的一句话还没有来得及说完,随着家门被打开,宅邸大厅里的状况和两个声音便一起传了出来。 „... wū wū wū... Wuaaaah...!” “呜…呜呜呜…呜哇哇哇哇…！” Sees only, in the mansion hall, Yunyun is holding Chomusuke unexpectedly, sits down exhausted on the ground to cry, body clothes also some disorderly. 只见,在宅邸的大厅里,悠悠竟是抱着逗之助,瘫坐在地面上大哭着,身上的衣服还有些凌乱。 „Asked... to ask you not to cry! Do not cry again! This scene is not very wonderful! It is not wonderful! If some people came me to be able at this time............” “求…求求你别哭了！别再哭了！这个场景很不妙！非常不妙！如果这个时候有人来了的话我会……啊……” In Yunyun side, the whole body only puts on Kazuma of underpants to comfort Yunyun desperately, then saw outside the door Fang Li entire group, the expression solidified directly. 在悠悠的身旁,浑身只穿着一条裤衩的和真正拼命的安慰着悠悠,然后便是看到了门外的方里一行人,表情直接凝固了。 „...... Eh?” “……唉？” Maintained opening the door Aqua of posture to be completely silly. 保持着开门的姿势的阿库娅完全傻了。 „You... your your you...” “你…你你你你…” Megumin opened the eye, shook the hand of Staff to start to shiver. 惠惠则是睁大了眼睛,握着法杖的手开始颤抖了起来。 „This... this could it be that is...!?” “这…这难道是…！？” Darkness also inspires. 达克妮斯亦是倒吸了一口气。 „............” “…………” Fang Li was also silent, twitching that the corners of the mouth kept. 方里也是沉默了,嘴角不停的抽搐。 Without the means. 没办法。 Appears in the present scene, really made person let the imagination wander. 出现在眼前的场景,实在是太令人联想翩翩了。 One is the cute stature the irritable young girl sits down exhausted disorderly on the ground, the clothing is crying. 一个即可爱身材又火爆的少女瘫坐在地面上,衣衫凌乱的大哭着。 side had only to put on hikikomori of underpants. 身旁则有个只穿了裤衩的家里蹲。 How that saw that prepares to perform what extremely brute the rhythm of program probably. 那怎么看都像是准备上演什么极为鬼畜的戏码的节奏。 But Kazuma clearly also had self-knowledge. 而和真显然也有自知之明。 „... Wait! This matter I can definitely explain!” “等…等等！这件事情我完全可以解释！” Kazuma said. 和真就这么叫了起来。 What a pity, is too late. 可惜,已经太晚了。 „God's fist!” “神之拳！” Aqua plundered in the hall, was emitting a straight punch to the Kazuma abdomen. 阿库娅掠进了大厅里,对着和真的腹部放出了一记直拳。 „Bang!” “嘭！” In Ability parameter full value the fist of Aqua in muffled sound, had gotten buried into the Kazuma abdomen only directly. 唯独在能力参数方面已经满值的阿库娅的拳头在闷响声中,直接埋进了和真的腹部。 „gū hū...!” “咕呼…！” Kazuma spat the air in lungs immediately completely, was punched to fly, hits on the wall. 和真立即将肺部中的空气全部吐了出去,被揍飞了出去,撞在墙壁上。 „Eh? Eh?” “唉？唉？” Until this time, Yunyun liked discovered the change was the same, lifted face that cried tear-stained face of a beauty. 直到这个时候,悠悠才有如发现了现场的变化一样,抬起了哭得梨花带雨的脸。 But that face, was exciting the sympathy and pitying in people heart. 而那张脸,更是刺激了众人心中的同情与怜悯。 „Is good your brute hikikomori! I also think you are not that person who has the guts to underage girl make a move! Finally you did finally should not the matter of doing! As leads you to Goddess that this world comes! These makes me send you to the Eris there reincarnation reincarnation time to cultivate the behavior again!” “好你个鬼畜家里蹲！我本来还以为你不是那种有胆量对未成年少女出手的人！结果你终于是做了不该做的事情了！作为将你带到这个世界来的女神！这一次就让我送你去厄里斯那里重新投胎转世做人吧！” Aqua seized the fist, then prepared to punish Kazuma without delay. 阿库娅擒起了拳头,二话不说便准备制裁和真。 „... Wait! This is the misunderstanding!” “等…等等啊！这是误会啊！” Kazuma can only hug own abdomen, called loudly. 和真只能抱着自己的腹部,大声的叫了起来。 However, did not give the opportunity of Kazuma explanation, walked from outside the door that the Darkness also whole body shivered. 但是,不给和真解释的机会,达克妮斯也浑身颤抖的从门外走了进来。 „Really, I have not misread you...” Darkness raised the head, is reddening all over the face saying that and is breathing heavily: „You really took such a road, but is several days has not visited you, you turned like this, but your was incorrect, Kazuma, I know that your innermost feelings were ugly and obscene, had anything you to come well to me...” “果然,我没有看错你…”达克妮斯抬起头,满脸通红又喘着粗气的说道:“你果然还是走上了这样的一条路,只不过是几天没看着你而已,你就变成这样了,可是你这样是不对的,和真,我知道你的内心即丑陋又淫秽,有什么事情你就冲着我来就好了…” „Shuts up to me! Your this anomaly! The scene will be getting more and more chaotic!” Kazuma breathless calling out: „I said that you knew I such long could it be that in addition do not know what person I am? You are also know? I am that type only dare to pay lip service, but to true need in time does not have the guts genuine chastity! Believes me! I have not made anything absolutely!” “给我闭嘴！你这个变态！场面会越来越乱的！”和真气急败坏的叫道:“我说你们认识我这么久了难道还不知道我是什么样的人吗？你们也是知道的吧？我是那种只敢嘴上说说但到了真正需要上的时候却没有胆量的货真价实的童贞！相信我！我绝对没做什么！” These words, sounding somewhat are dismal. 这句话,听起来还真有点悲凉。 „To... was right! If usually Megumin of high intelligence can certainly understand that this is the classical bridge section!” Kazuma remembered anything to be the same probably, looks to Megumin, saying of whole face hope: „Megumin, can you understand?” “对…对了！如果是平时高智力的惠惠的话一定能够明白这是经典桥段！”和真像是想起了什么一样,看向了惠惠,满脸希冀的说道:“惠惠,你能明白吧？” Only pitifully... 只可惜… „Compared with the black also wants black dark jet black, fuses my Shinku, the time of awakening has arrived, crashes into without the boundary of Miao, forms the invisible distortion, the appearance...” “比黑色还要黑的暗之漆黑啊,融合我之真红吧,觉醒的时刻已经到来,坠入无缪之境界,形成无形之扭曲,出现吧…” Megumin like being possessed by a demon to bond to be the same, stands in the entrance, in the mouth mumbles. 惠惠如同中了魔障一样,站在门口,嘴中念念有词。 „Do not chant Explosion Magic Aaaaaah! Bastards!” “别咏唱爆裂魔法啊啊啊啊啊啊！混蛋！” Kazuma threw. 和真扑了上来了。 Immediately, Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin and Darkness group of four wrestled one group. 顿时,和真、阿库娅、惠惠与达克妮斯一行四人扭打成了一团。 „Big... everyone! Also please stop! Stop!” “大…大家！还请你们住手！住手啊！” Yunyun somewhat cannot help but flustered got up, in nearby is feeling helpless, could not meddle completely. 悠悠不由得有些慌张了起来了,在旁边不知所措着,完全插不上手。 But next second, hand of Yunyun also by Fang Li holding. 但下一秒钟,悠悠的手也是被方里给抓住。 „Leave alone they, making them play.” “别管他们了,让他们玩去吧。” Fang Li curls the lip, is drawing Yunyun, left mansion. 方里撇了撇嘴,拉着悠悠,离开了宅邸。