In the A Certain High School first-grade classroom, such a tumult is conducted. 某高中的一年级教室里,这样的一场骚动正在进行着。 „You had not said that will give us Diva's signature? Signature? Signature? Hurries to give me to hand over!” “你不是说过会给我们歌姬的签名的吗？签名呢？签名呢？赶紧给我交出来啊！” The one who is speaking such words is one is growing a face has bad luck, has to upper margin hairstyle that chaotic curls upwards, moreover male student who flexure carelessly that very chaotic head, a face was going wild. 说着这样的话的是一个长着一脸的倒霉相,有着乱翘的冲天头发型,而且正在胡乱的挠着那个本来就很乱的头,一脸抓狂的男生。 The name of this male student is called Kamijou Touma, in A Certain High School is very famous prominent character. 这个男生的名字叫做上条当麻,在某高中里是非常有名的风云人物。 How famous? 怎么有名呢？ It is said that so long as treats in the side of this person, that all unfortunately will be given suction by him. 据说,只要待在这个人的身边,那所有的不幸都会被他给吸走。 This person, has may be called drinks water to choke like this, walks can tumble, the lottery ticket has not drawn a prize-winning ticket for a lifetime, day in day out is yelling " " unfortunately prominent character. 这个人,就是有着这样堪称喝水都能呛到,走路都能跌倒,彩票一辈子都没有中过奖,一天到晚都在大叫「不幸啊」的风云人物。 „It is not good! You must give us a confession! Otherwise we will not give up meow!” “不行！你必须给我们一个交代！不然我们不会善罢甘休的喵！” What speech is one has the specially long arm, the height is also very high, has the golden short hair like hedgehog, on the face is wearing the sunglasses, on the neck is hanging the male student of golden chains. 说话的是一个有着特别长的手臂,身高也很高,留着像刺猬一样的金色短发,脸上戴着太阳眼镜,脖子上挂着金色锁链的男生。 The name of this male student is called Tsuchimikado Motoharu, in A Certain High School is very famous prominent character. 这个男生的名字叫做土御门元春,在某高中里是非常有名的风云人物。 How famous? 怎么有名呢？ It is said that oneself dresses up this, to be popular with female student, makes one keep at a respectful distance finally. 据说,本人之所以打扮成这样,就是为了受女生的欢迎,结果却让人敬而远之。 And, the way that this person spoke was inconceivable Kyushu accent, spoke in a coaxing voice, very disgusting feeling. 并且,这个人说话的方式还是一口不可思议的九州腔,嗲声嗲气,给人很恶心的感觉。 „For Diva's signature, we accompanied you to play one yesterday insanely all day, no matter the high-level restaurant or the expenditure of game center were included by our three people, but your actually only sent SMS to say " was sorry, I forgot " this did finish up? Your this must be extinguished!” “为了歌姬的签名,我们昨天可是陪你疯玩了一整天,不管是高级餐厅还是游戏中心的花费都由我们三个人包了,可你却只是发了一条简讯说「抱歉,我忘记了」这样就完事了？你这样是要被灭的！” Finally what opens the mouth is one has the blue hair, has the earring, the body best pupil has above 180 cm, has the feeling actually astonishing low male student. 最后开口的是一个有着蓝色的头发,戴着耳环,身高足有180cm以上,存在感却惊人的低的男生。 The name of this male student unknown, everyone calls it Aogami Pierce, in A Certain High School is very famous prominent character. 这个男生的名字未知,所有人都将其称为蓝发耳环,在某高中里是非常有名的风云人物。 How famous? 怎么有名呢？ It is said that strike zone of this person is extremely widespread, is not 『Only』 likes some Attribute, but is " even/including " some Attribute likes. 据说,这个人的狩猎范围极其广泛,不是「只」喜欢某种属性,而是「连」某种属性都喜欢。 No matter Onee-san, loli, tsundere or black belly, and even shota with otokonoko, ultra heavy dead dwelling that so long as cute, that anything people can accept. 不管是御姐、萝莉、傲娇还是腹黑,乃至正太跟伪娘,只要可爱,那就什么人都能够接受的超重度死宅。 The conclusion is, at present these three people are prominent character. 结论便是,眼前这三个人都是风云人物。 What a pity, in not good aspect. 可惜,都是在不好的方面。 Taking this into consideration, the A Certain High School people called him are idiot trio, the people on class regarded as the three idiots of the class. 有鉴于此,某高中的人都称呼其为笨蛋三人组,班上的人更是将之视为三大呆瓜巨头。 Looks at this three idiots, Fang Li's feeling only has one. 看着这三个笨蛋,方里的感觉只有一个。 „Felt that Aqua if in here absolutely will is together very harmoniously with them.” “感觉阿库娅在这里的话一定会跟他们相处得很融洽。” In other words , Fang Li has been used to deal with this type of pit goods. 换言之,方里已经习惯了应付这种坑货了。 This does not know that should say sorrowfully. 这也不知道该不该说悲哀啊。 Finally, when Fang Li such partly narrowing the eyes looks at three idiots to direct and perform, three idiots is going wild again. 结果,在方里这样子半眯着眼睛的看着三个笨蛋自导自演的时候,三个笨蛋便是再一次的抓狂。 „I said, you do have are listening?!” “我说,你到底有没有在听啊？！” „Does obeisance you to bestow, but I now the complete penniless, how should boil not understood this month, my words of present, the god can still drag to go to hell even together, do not compel me meow!” “拜你所赐,我现在可是完全身无分文,连这个月该怎么熬过去都不知道了,现在的我的话,就算是神也能拖着一起下地狱,你别逼我喵！” „Other things can compromise, this matter is not only good, you also let alone render back the money, we will not permit, we only recognize one thing!” “其它的事情都可以妥协,唯独这件事情不行,你也别说还钱,我们是不会允许的,我们只认一样东西！” Like this is calling Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce three people of to shout with one voice. 这样叫着的上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环三人异口同声的呐喊。 „„ „ Diva's signature! Gives me Diva's signature!” ” ” “““歌姬的签名！给我歌姬的签名啊！””” Fills shouting of imposing manner, making other student in classroom start to flinch. 充满气势的大喊,让教室中的其余同学都开始退缩了。 However, hears content that three people of institutes said that these people were a face discussed excitedly. 但是,听到三人所说的内容,这些人还是一脸激动的讨论了起来。 „Hey, just they truly said Diva's signature is right?” “喂,刚刚他们确实说了歌姬的签名对吧？” „true or false?” “真的假的？” „Can Fang Li display the auction to conduct the thing of high price auction that type to have?” “方里连那种能够摆上拍卖会进行高价拍卖的东西都有吗？” „Deceiving people, definitely is deceives people.” “骗人,肯定是骗人的。” „But, if real...” “不过,如果是真的的话…” Like this discussing, these students is going to Fang Li's vision also becomes like the wolf, filled the green light. 这样讨论着,那些同学们投向方里的目光也变得像狼一样,充满了绿光。 Becoming Fang Li actually as before only partly narrowing the eyes that is the target of public criticism, helpless of face. 成为众矢之的的方里却依旧只是半眯着眼睛,一脸的无奈。 Ma, these people will have these performance, Fang Li is not incomprehensible. 嘛,这些人会有这些表现,方里也不是不能理解。 The words of reason, outside sky. 原因的话,就在外面的天空中。 In there, spaceship slowly has flown. 在那里,正有一艘飞船缓缓的飞过。 That is Board of Directors uses 『in order to make students more aware of current affairs』 as the spaceship that the reason rises. 那是统括理事会以「为了让学生更了解时事」为理由而升上去的飞船。 On the hull side abdomen of spaceship, has a giant most New-Type ultra-thin screen, with disseminate news the weather forecasts and various current event news. 飞船的船体侧腹上,有着一个巨大的最新型超薄屏幕,用以播报天气预报与各种时事消息。 At this time, on that giant screen, is in the live broadcast concert. 此时,在那个巨大的屏幕上,正在直播着一场演唱会的现场。 „Oooooooooooooooh ————!” “噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢————！” ear-splitting cheers, even if away from that far distance, can as before clear hearing. 震耳欲聋的欢呼声,哪怕是隔着那么远的距离,依旧能够清晰的听到。 Obviously the enthusiasm of scale and audience of concert high. 可见演唱会的规模和观众的热情到底有多高。 Bathes in such cheering and enthusiasm, in the stage, under the spotlight, has Diva of peerless beautiful appearance in dances, while sang. 沐浴在这样的欢呼与热情中,在舞台上,聚光灯下,有着绝世的美貌的歌姬正在一边舞蹈,一边歌唱。 What on the face is hanging is the intoxicated beautiful smile. 脸上所挂着的乃是让人心醉的美丽笑颜。 „Aah...” “啊啊…” In the classroom, the one by one students look at this, simultaneously makes was enchanted by the sound. 教室里,一个个的学生们看着这一幕,同时发出了迷醉般的声音。 Especially three idiots, was the whole body shivered. 特别是三笨蛋,更是浑身颤抖了起来。 „Sylvia Lyyneheym...” Kamijou Touma in the low and deep tone, said: „Rank is Level 0 Esper, one year ago also a only unknown student, but actually rapid rise in this year, enlivens by the status of idol in the stage, was known by the world.” “席尔薇雅-琉奈海姆…”上条当麻以低沉的语气,如此说道:“等级为Lv.0的无能力者,一年前还只是一个名不经传的学生,可却在这一年里迅速崛起,以偶像的身份活跃在舞台上,被世人所得知。” „It is said that in this short one year, Sylvia Lyyneheym by the speed that even the experts of entertainment world stare dumbfounded, to make singing that one is enchanted by, gathered massive popularity rapidly, less than several months then start to conduct the world to tour.” Tsuchimikado Motoharu pushed the eyeglasses on face, similarly said by the dignified expression: „In a while, people then start saying that she for Diva, claimed, so long as has listened to her song a time, that is not definitely able not captivated.” “据说,在这短短一年的时间中,席尔薇雅-琉奈海姆以连演艺圈的专家们都瞠目结舌的速度,以令人迷醉的歌声,迅速聚集了大量的人气,不到几个月便开始进行全球巡回演出。”土御门元春推了推脸上的眼镜,同样以凝重的表情说道:“没过多久,人们便开始称她为歌姬,声称只要听过一次她的歌,那就肯定无法不着迷。” „outside world people were also rumored that she can achieve this degree, used what Superpower to brainwash completely, finally alarmed Academy City, after the detailed data investigation, jointly was announced by the Board of Directors three directors finally, oneself has not used any Superpower, that singing truly was her own.” Aogami Pierce is holding own body, disgusting is swaying from side to side, while called out: „Now, Diva recognizes world's first famous idol, Goddess in everyone mind!” “外界的人们还谣传说她之所以能够做到这种程度,完全是用了什么超能力在洗脑,最终惊动了学园都市,经过详细的数据调查,最终由统括理事会的三名理事共同宣布,本人并没有使用任何的超能力,那歌声确确实实属于她自己。”蓝发耳环更是抱着自己的身体,一边恶心的扭动着,一边叫道:“如今,歌姬已经是公认世界第一的人气偶像,人人心目中的女神！” The words fall, three people then use the vision gaze of blood congestion to Fang Li. 话落,三人便是都用充血的目光注视向方里。 „„ „ The signature of such person, how possibly makes you swallow!” ” ” “““这样的人的签名,怎么可能让你吞掉！””” With one voice is shouting three idiots, again threw toward Fang Li. 异口同声的嚷嚷着的三个笨蛋,再一次的朝着方里扑了过去。 Finally, has not changed. 结果,还是没有改变。 „Bang!” “嘭！” „Bang!” “嘭！” „Bang!” “嘭！” After three muffled sound, Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce are again either falls down, either hits on the wall, either hung on the desk. 三道闷响声以后,上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环便是再一次的要么倒在地上,要么撞在墙上,要么挂在书桌上了。 „Really cannot bear.” “真是受不了。” Fang Li can only roll one's eyes. 方里只能翻白眼了。