„Group photo?” “合照？” Fang Li was shocked. 方里愣住了。 But idiot trio actually as if decided on what idea to be the same, by extremely standard underearth place posture, offered the sincerity toward Fang Li. 而笨蛋三人组却是仿佛打定了什么主意一样,以极为标准的土下座姿势,向着方里献上诚意。 Naturally, the so-called sincerity is not the time in this surface, but gift in fact. 当然,所谓的诚意不是这种表面上的功夫,而是实质上的礼物。 „This is I and other treasures of people of together collections!” “这是我等三人共同珍藏的宝物！” Kamijou Touma as if took the representative, is maintaining the posture of kneeling down, while both hands hold the treasure, offered in front of Fang Li's. 上条当麻似乎作为了代表,一边保持着下跪的姿势,一边双手托着宝物,献到了方里的面前。 „Treasure?” “宝物？” Fang Li was really muddled. 方里真的糊涂了。 So-called treasure that because, Kamijou Touma offers, but is a book. 因为,上条当麻献上来的所谓宝物,只不过是一本书而已。 What treasure is this? 这算什么宝物啊？ After could it be that in addition practiced, can the invincible Martial Arts rare book? 难道还是练了以后就能无敌的武功秘籍？ Thinking, Fang Li extend the hand, that so-called treasure taking, turned several pages. 这么想着,方里伸出手,将那所谓的宝物给取了过来,翻了几页。 At once, Fang Li's corner of the mouth then twitches. 旋即,方里的嘴角便抽搐而起。 three idiots seemingly has been paying attention to Fang Li secretly, saw that Fang Li starts to flip through the book, immediately was anxious. 三个笨蛋貌似一直都在偷偷的关注着方里,看到方里开始翻书,立即紧张了起来。 „Such as... how?” “如…如何？” „This is being out of print that the present cannot buy absolutely meow!” “这可是现在绝对买不到的绝版喵！” „As the sincerity was full? Yes?” “作为诚意来说算是十足了吧？是吧？” In Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce three people of that is anxious is full of under the look gaze of hope, Fang Li slowly about submitting a written statement. 在上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环三人那即紧张又充满希冀的眼神注视下,方里缓缓的合上了书。 Then... 然后… „Rips!” “撕啦！” Being relentless tears into shreds it. 毫不留情的将其撕碎。 „„ „ Aaaaaaaaaaaah!” ” ” “““啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！””” three idiots sends out extremely tragic calling out in grief immediately. 三个笨蛋顿时发出惨绝人寰的悲鸣。 That calling out in grief sound, lets hear simply cries, seeing is sad. 那悲鸣声,简直让闻者落泪,见者伤心。 „I... our treasures!” “我…我们的宝物啊！” „Has been out of print meow!” “已经绝版了的喵！” „Also impossible sold Aaaaah again!” “再也不可能卖到了啊啊啊啊啊！” Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce three people bring the pitiful yell and tears, threw on the ground that sprinkled the broken page, wept bitterly to flow tears is picking. 上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环三人带着惨叫与泪水,扑到了洒满碎书页的地面上,痛哭流涕的一片一片的捡着。 That scene, how sees how pitifully. 那场景,怎么看怎么可怜。 But if, is knows that the person of inside story, that will not sympathize with these three fellows absolutely. 可是,如果是知道内情的人,那就绝对不会同情这三个家伙。 „Is that Ero book the treasure that you collect?” Fang Li extremely brutal saying: „Sorry, I do not need, you are remain.” “那本工口书就是你们珍藏的宝物？”方里极为无情的说道:“抱歉,我不需要,你们还是自己留着吧。” Then, Fang Li has then turned around, the preparation leaves. 说完,方里便是转过身,准备离开。 „„ „ Nooooooo!” ” ” “““不要啊啊啊啊啊啊！””” Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce fierce throwing to Fang Li's body, grasped his thigh immediately firmly. 上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环顿时猛的扑到了方里的身上,牢牢的抱住了他的大腿。 „I know! Aah! I know! As unfortunate representative! Kamijou-san absolutely does not have the qualifications to have with the happiness of Diva group photo! But can't could it be that care for my one time occasionally? Even unfortunate child! Does Kamijou-san have to enjoy the happy qualifications?!” “我知道！啊啊！我是知道的！作为不幸的代表！上条先生完全没有资格拥有与歌姬合照的幸福！可难道就不能偶尔眷顾我一次吗？就算是不幸的孩子！上条先生也有享受幸福的资格吧？！” Has been complaining tearfully by Kamijou Touma that unfortunate cares. 一直被不幸所眷顾的上条当麻如此哭诉着。 „What do you have to be discontented? could it be that was one insufficient? I give you Little Sister special edition that I collect meow!” “你有什么不满？难道一本不够吗？那我把我珍藏的妹妹特辑给你喵！” Has passed on a message is own Little Sister to Tsuchimikado Motoharu so to shout that has improper ambition. 一直被传言说是对自己的妹妹有非分之想的土御门元春如此呐喊着。 „Although my words, no matter what type can accept, may like impossible presents second Lotus of the High Mountains absolutely again, Goddess among Goddesses, therefore my also non- extravagant demands, only give me a group photo the opportunity, I satisfied!” “虽说我的话不管是什么样的类型都能接受,可像那样的绝对是不可能再出现第二次的高岭之花,女神中的女神,所以我也不奢求,只给我一个合照的机会,我就满足了啊！” Is considered that strike zone as broad also abandoned the past self-respect as explosion Aogami Pierce, for is only going one way to the end. 一直被认为狩猎范围广到爆炸的蓝发耳环也抛弃了以往的自尊,只为在一棵树上吊死了。 But Fang Li slightly by these three people not being moved. 但方里丝毫没有被这三人给感动。 Properly speaking, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce on forget it, during the Kamijou Touma life were also covered by unfortunate, until now has helped Fang Li carry many times pots, Fang Li helped him, that as if also harmless. 照理来说,土御门元春和蓝发耳环也就罢了,上条当麻一生当中被不幸所笼罩,至今为止已经帮方里背了不少次锅,方里帮一下他,那似乎也无伤大雅。 Therefore, what if Kamijou Touma raises is other request, that also on forget it. 所以,如果上条当麻提的是别的要求,那也就罢了。 However, this time is actually the exception. 然而,这一次却是例外。 „How do I possibly make your three dangerous fellows be close to Sylvie?” “我怎么可能让你们这三个危险的家伙去接近席尔薇？” Fang Li has not vacillated slightly, is still brutal. 方里丝毫没有动摇,依旧无情。 „Therefore, you lose heart to me.” “所以,你们就给我死了这条心吧。” What a pity, three idiots obviously is not very easy to give up. 可惜,三个笨蛋很明显没有那么容易放弃。 „damn! could it be that do we pat the request of group photo only to be Fantasy? Such Fantasy comes to crush it by me!” “可恶！难道我们连拍个合照的要求都只能是幻想吗？那样的幻想就由我来将它粉碎啊！” „The Little Sister special edition don't you want? That is the Little Sister special edition! Stands in all 『Moe』 apex 『Little Sister』 special editions meow!” “妹妹特辑你都不要？那可是妹妹特辑！站在所有「萌」的顶点的「妹妹」的特辑啊喵！” „Wait! These words I cannot treat as have not heard! Although Little Sister is also very important moe element! May say that anything stands in the apex does not permit absolutely! So long as is the cute thing! That does not have the division of height!” “等等！这句话我可不能当做没有听见！妹妹虽然也是非常重要的萌元素！可说什么站在顶点是绝对不允许的！只要是可爱的东西！那就没有高低之分！” Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce pestered. 上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环就这么纠缠了起来。 Moreover, not only pesters Fang Li, but also each other pesters mutually. 而且,不仅纠缠方里,还彼此互相纠缠。 Simply unfathomable mystery. 简直莫名其妙。 „Your these fellows, I were suspecting from before, could it be that are you also the Axis Cult followers?” “你们这些家伙,我从以前就在怀疑了,难道你们也都是阿库西斯教的信徒吗？” Otherwise, how one by one stupid to this situation? 不然,怎么一个个的都会蠢到这个地步？ Naturally, three idiots impossible knows that Axis Cult is anything, has not actually been serious, only is pestering Fang Li, even does not know where put out a bag, inside packed the book, the plan stopper gives Fang Li actually. 当然,三个笨蛋不可能知道阿库西斯教是什么,却也没当一回事,只是纠缠着方里,甚至不知道从哪里拿出了一个袋子,里面装满了书,硬是打算塞给方里。 Only feared, inside these books, are not the Little Sister special edition, is other treasure of so-called being out of print? 只怕,里面的那些书,不是什么妹妹特辑,就是另外的所谓绝版的宝物吧？ Regarding this, Fang Li was really speechless. 对此,方里真的无语了。 „Hehe...” “呵呵…” At this moment, a cannot help laughing sound spread to the ear of people. 就在这时,一个忍俊不禁般的笑声传入了众人的耳中。 „————!” “————！” In the hand holds three idiots that bag that packs 『Treasure』 seemed like decided the body to be the same immediately, stiffly there. 手中捧着装满「宝物」的袋子的三个笨蛋立即像是被定身了一样,僵在了那里。 „You are really interesting.” “你们还真有趣。” Was saying such words, do not know when arrives at Sylvia in rooftop to hold smiling of belly. 说着这样的话,不知道什么时候来到天台上的席尔薇雅正捧着肚子的笑着。 „Song... Diva?!” “歌…歌姬？！” Kamijou Touma, Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Aogami Pierce three people of complexion fluctuate suddenly, does not know unexpectedly completely should make anything to respond. 上条当麻、土御门元春与蓝发耳环三人面色急剧变幻,竟是完全不知道该做出什么反应。 In such a case, Sylvia is repressing laughter, while goes forward. 在这样的情况下,席尔薇雅一边忍着笑,一边上前。 „Sorry, the words estimate of group photo is not good, otherwise some people meet angry.” Sylvia is shutting an eye, intent refer to has been teasing, while is saying with a smile to three idiots: „But, the words of signature photo my body also, gives you as the gift.” “抱歉,合照的话估计是不行了,不然有人会生气。”席尔薇雅闭着一只眼睛,一边意有所指般调侃着,一边对着三个笨蛋这么笑道:“不过,签名照的话我身上还有,就给你们作为礼物吧。” Was saying such words, Sylvia then took three signing pictures, handed in front of three idiots. 说着这样的话,席尔薇雅便是将三张签了名的照片取了出来,递到了三个笨蛋面前。 „Oh... Oooh...!” “噢…噢噢噢…！” three idiots the whole body shivered immediately, made the affected sound. 三个笨蛋顿时浑身颤抖,发出了感动的声音。 „Thanked!” “非常感谢！” The next second, a three people of person pulled out a signature photo fiercely, conducts 90 degrees big bowing of toward Sylvia, then speedily, vanishes without a trace. 下一秒钟,三人一人猛的抽了一张签名照,向着席尔薇雅进行九十度的大鞠躬,然后便是一溜烟,消失得无影无踪。 That appearance, looks like feared simply Sylvia reneges on a promise to be the same. 那个样子,简直就像是怕席尔薇雅反悔一样。 Just, oneself at present, discarded face to face the dialogue exchange sentiment good opportunity obviously unexpectedly, instead chooses several signature photos, really idiot is idiot. 只不过,本人明明就在眼前,居然舍弃了当面对话交流感情的绝好机会,反而选择几张签名照,果然笨蛋就是笨蛋。 Raises while convenient, before escaping, Kamijou Touma will also pack the 『Treasure』 bag to force in the Fang Li bosom, making Fang Li hold it, standing is keeping mouth shut there. 顺带一提,在逃跑之前,上条当麻还将装满了「宝物」的袋子塞进方里怀中,让方里抱着它,站在那里默默无语着。 Looks at this, the Sylvia faint smile opens the mouth. 看着这一幕,席尔薇雅似笑非笑般的开口。 „Does rare treasure, might as well accept, when refers to being uncertain can apply?” “难得的宝物,不如收下,指不定什么时候就能派上用场了喔？” hearing this, Fang Li blinks, replied with a smile. 闻言,方里眨了眨眼睛,笑着回答。 „I accepted.” “那我就收下了。” A few words, making Sylvia's expression start become discontented. 一句话,让席尔薇雅的表情开始变得不满。 Immediately goes forward, the bag in Fang Li bosom snatching. 随即上前,将方里怀中的袋子给抢了过来。 „Confiscation!” “没收！” Leaves behind these words, Sylvia was panting with rage leaves. 留下这句话,席尔薇雅便是气呼呼般的离开了。 Right now, Fang Li laughed in spite of trying not to the contrary. 这下子,方里反倒失笑了。 „Hypocritical girl...” “口是心非的丫头…”