Chen Hansheng was repaired, although is the laughing appearance, but does not dare to make the monster again. 陈汉升被修理了一顿,虽然还是嘻嘻哈哈的模样,不过已经不敢再作妖了。 Evening time, he also helps the small gruff package take a bath. 傍晚的时候,他还帮着小小憨包洗个澡。 The baby three months to two years old should be the most fun time, the especially small gruff package fat baby, removes completely sitting of light like this in the washbasin, lovable likely lotus root baby. 宝宝三个月到两岁应该是最好玩的时候,尤其小小憨包这样的胖宝宝,脱光光的坐在水盆里,可爱的像个莲藕娃娃。 Whenever she takes a bath, everyone encircles to watch the fun, even the mothers-in-law lean on the walking stick to stand in the bathroom, sees the chubby once granddaughter, on the face is the smile of the heart. 所以每当她洗澡的时候,大家都围过来瞧热闹,连婆婆都拄着拐杖站在卫生间里,看着胖乎乎的曾外孙女,脸上都是发自内心的笑容。 Generally the babies compare the resistance to take a bath, not the too small gruff package is quite gentle, in addition in the bathtub put some small ducks and small rubber ball these toys, her attention was attracted to pass, whatever the paternal grandmother, father and mother water toward the body. 一般婴儿都比较抗拒洗澡,不过小小憨包比较文静,再加上洗澡盆里放了一些小鸭子和小皮球这些玩具,她注意力都被吸引过去了,任由奶奶、爸爸、妈妈往身上浇水。 „Today arrives at this, originally is not dirty.” “今天就到这吧,本来也不脏。” After a half hour, Chen Hansheng thought that should be similar. 半个小时后,陈汉升觉得应该差不多了。 „Others direct flushing happy.” “人家正洗的开心呢。” beam Meijuan thought that must wash a meeting again, clean welcome in the new year. 梁美娟觉得还要再洗一会,干干净净的迎接新年。 „I am actually indifferent, feared that she could not drink.” “我倒是无所谓,就怕她喝不下去了。” Chen Hansheng's helpless saying: „Water that irrigates from the head, she must taste two flavors, gruff awfully.” 陈汉升无奈的说道:“从头上浇下去的水,她总得尝两口味道,憨的要命。” „Ha” “哈哈哈・・・・・・” The people in room smiled, Queen beam also kicks a foot son with a smile. 满屋子的人都笑了起来,梁太后也笑着踢一脚儿子。 Shen Youchu is somewhat embarrassed, Chen Hansheng intelligent that is recognized, therefore the baby can only inherits himself gruffly. 沈幼楚有些不好意思,陈汉升聪明那是公认的啊,所以宝宝憨只能是遗传自己了。 When the small gruff package dries the body, puts on the paternal grandmother to buy the good small cotton-wadded jacket again specially, white/in vain is tender and jubilation, beam Meijuan hugged in the bosom kisses/intimate kissed, from the start did not hate to let go. 等到小小憨包擦干身子,再穿上奶奶特意买好的小棉袄,又白又嫩又喜庆,梁美娟抱在怀里亲了又亲,压根都舍不得松手。 Actually this red small cotton-wadded jacket, beam Meijuan bought duplicate, small fish that takes in the past, she treats impartially to the young two sisters, or does not have, or all has. 其实这件红色小棉袄,梁美娟买了一式两份,小小鱼儿那件早就拿过去了,她对小姐妹俩一视同仁,要不都没有,要不就全都有。 …… ・・・・・・ Around 6 : 00 pm time, as the curtain of night arrives slowly, in the community also resounded the firecracker once for a while, occasionally the fireworks is dragging the colorful tail, „biu” changes to a white honeysuckle flower in the sky. 晚上6点多的时候,随着夜幕慢慢降临,小区里也时不时的响起了鞭炮声,偶尔还有烟花拖着五颜六色的尾巴,“biu”的一声在天空化作点点银花。 Jianye has refused the fireworks and firecracker, therefore can only suspicious lively, if in the Port city, „” the sound can make a sound around 2 : 00 am. 建邺已经严禁烟花爆竹了,所以只能偷摸热闹一下,如果是在港城,“噼里啪啦”的声音能一直响到凌晨2点多。 However this is enough to the small gruff package, this is the first time that in her life saw the attractive fireworks, is staring at out of the window that the grandfather arms look at steadily. 不过这对小小憨包来说已经足够了,这是她人生中第一次看到漂亮的烟花,在爷爷怀里目不转睛的盯着窗外。 After a while the fireworks stood still, Chen Zipei winked the attractive small sexy look, turns the head peaceful lying on the grandfather shoulder, has not made a tearful scene to look. 过了一会烟花停歇了,陈子佩眨了眨漂亮的小桃花眼,转头安静的趴在爷爷肩膀上,也没有哭闹一直看下去。 „My family's little granddaughter, is wise without appearing to be.” “我家的小孙女,内秀啊。” Chen Zhaojun is thinking. 陈兆军心里想着。 After a half hour, Feng noble and Shen Ruyi came back, it is said today the turnover of Xinjiekou Shop has tens of thousands, eats meal officially, Chen Zhaojun wants to give mother -in-law the seat of honor, but mother -in-law has not accepted. 半个小时后冯贵和沈如意都回来了,据说今天新街口门店的营业额就有好几万,正式吃饭的时候,陈兆军想把主位让给婆婆,不过婆婆没接受。 The mother-in-law words are few, but her anything understands. 婆婆话很少,但是她心里什么都懂。 Therefore, finally Chen Zhaojun sat in the seat of honor, this was a table of rectangle, left old Chen was beam Meijuan, Shen Youchu and Aning, the left was mother -in-law and Feng noble and Shen Ruyi, winter. 所以,最终还是陈兆军坐在了主位,这是一张长方形的桌子,老陈左边是梁美娟、沈幼楚和阿宁,左边是婆婆、冯贵和沈如意,还有冬儿。 Chen Hansheng sits in old Chen's opposite, father and son first, has to haunch the feeling of home. 陈汉升坐在老陈的对面,父子俩一头一尾,恰好有撑起这个家的感觉。 „New year, wanting the baby to grow healthy and strong, mother -in-law is healthy, everyone can safe joyful.” “新的一年,希望宝宝茁壮成长,婆婆身体健康,所有人都能平安快乐。” Before using the chopsticks, old Chen said two toast, when without the gaudiness on government, has not treated with courtesy the lengthy speech, is only the simple light blessing. 动筷子之前,老陈说了两句祝酒词,没有官场上的花里胡哨,没有应酬时的长篇大论,只是简简单单的平淡祝福。 „old Chen was also old.” “老陈也老了呀。” Chen Hansheng looks at father's facial features, in the mind jumps out of such a thought. 陈汉升看着父亲的面容,脑海里跳出这样一个念头。 Actually Chen Zhaojun's age is not too big, he mentality also is usually very good, therefore seems like is quite young, so long as thinks that old Chen became the grandfather, unknowingly will plan „on the public transportation to need to offer one's seat to somebody” in him that kind of old person , was really strange. 其实陈兆军的岁数并不算太大,他平时心态又很好,所以看起来还比较年轻,不过只要想起来老陈当爷爷了,不知不觉就会把他规划到“上公交需要让座”那一类老人中,也真是奇怪。 „Father, I respects your one cup.” “爸,我敬你一杯。” Thinks of here, Chen Hansheng holds up the cup to say. 想到这里,陈汉升举起杯子说道。 „Ding ~” “叮~” The father and son bumped, all perform in do not call the turn. 父子俩碰了一下,一切尽在不言中。 Finished eating the food spring festival gala also to start, everyone sat in a circle before the sofa, in the living room is hitting the warm air conditioning, everyone fire the New Year message, is watching the television at the same time, the feeling of under really lamplights of ten thousand families reuniting. 吃完饭春节联欢晚会也开始了,所有人都围坐在沙发前,客厅里打着温暖的空调,大家一边发着拜年短信,一边看着电视,真有一种万家灯火下团圆的感觉。 However Chen Hansheng thought quickly did not have the meaning, spat the mortise: „Currently the sketch crosstalk has the issue, why the ending must sensational, probably the non- integral point pedagogical meaning, does not reach a point altitude, the sketch is not successful as.” 不过陈汉升很快就觉得没意思了,吐槽道:“现在小品相声是不是有问题,为什么结尾非得煽情啊,好像不整点教育意义,不达到一点高度,小品就不算成功似的。” Originally everyone in cheerful smiling, has not realized this issue, but Chen Hansheng such sharp after referring, this discovered that probably is really this. 本来大家都在乐呵呵的笑着,并没有意识到这个问题,不过陈汉升这样犀利的指出来以后,这才发现好像真的是这样。 Spring the crosstalk sketch in evening seems this problem, the ending forcefully must sublimate the theme, the key every so often insufficient of sentimental upholstery, seems like is really awkward. 春晚里的相声小品似乎都是这个毛病,结尾硬生生的要升华一下主旋律,关键很多时候感情铺垫的不够,看起来真是尴尬。 „You must look looked, did not look do not look, all day appraises this, appraises that.” “你要看就看,不看就别看,整天评价这个,评价那个的。” beam Meijuan some were not happy, did not say fortunately, said looks at these sketches again, indeed felt very embarrassed. 梁美娟有些不高兴,不说出来还好,说出来再看那些小品,的确感觉很囧。 „I also have not spoken incorrectly” “我又没说错・・・・・・” Chen Hansheng does not dare to compel with the biological mother, is satirizing the spring late director: „If this ghost type, crossed ten years of these young people not to look again spring late, our common people want to laugh foolishly, if really wants to be educated also to look that any spring was late, the news broadcast was much direct.” 陈汉升不敢和亲妈逼逼,讽刺着春晚的导演:“如果还是这个鬼样,再过十年那些年轻人都不会再看春晚了,我们老百姓就是想傻乐一下,真要想接受教育还看啥春晚啊,新闻联播多直接。” „Good line.” “行了行了。” old Chen patted son's shoulder: „You do not look do not affect others, goes to the balcony to hit to telephone.” 老陈拍了拍儿子的肩膀:“你不看别影响其他人,去阳台打打电话。” „Good.” “好吧。” Chen Hansheng can only shrug the shoulders the balcony, but his first telephone has not hit to desolate Rongyu, but is opening the door to hit to king Zibo. 陈汉升只能耸耸肩膀去了阳台,不过他第一个电话没有打给萧容鱼,而是开着门打给了王梓博。 „little Chen, happy new year, wish in your new year all things smooth, advances bravely.” “小陈,新年好啊,祝你新的一年里万事顺利,勇攀高峰。” After king Zibo receives the call, slightly offered the blessing to the round with a smile. 王梓博接到电话后,笑着给发小送上了祝福。 „Happy new year ~” “新年好啊~” Chen Hansheng's grinning saying: „I wish king soon and poem poem schoolmate rest to a bedding.” 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的说道:“我祝王总早日和诗诗同学睡到一个被窝里。” „Your voice slightly.” “你声音小一点。” king Zibo quickly blocks, his family/home should eat meal, in the receiver also broadcasts the sound that „dingdong” clinks glasses. 王梓博急忙拦住,他家应该正在吃饭,听筒里还传来“叮叮当当”碰杯的声音。 „Your father and your father-in-law drink.” “你爸和你岳父喝的可以啊。” Chen Hansheng teased with a smile. 陈汉升笑着打趣道。 „After being familiar, drank a liquor, the words can many point.” “熟悉以后再喝点酒,话就能多一点了。” Mentioned the liquor, king Zibo remembered a matter: „My mother lets me gives you the money of Maotai and Chinese smoke, her reaching an agreement brothers must clearly do accounts, cannot such illegibile delivering thing.” 说起酒,王梓博又想起一件事:“我妈让我把茅台酒和中华烟的钱给你,她说好兄弟也要明算账,不能这样不清不楚的送东西。” „Auntie Lu also is really.” “陆姨也真是。” Chen Hansheng shakes the head saying: „I ate your family many eggs in childhood, said again discussion money of big new year's celebration many were not good, discusses the reason on the line.” 陈汉升摇摇头说道:“我小时候吃你家多少鸡蛋,再说大过年的谈钱多不好,谈缘就行了。” „Reason?” “缘？” king Zibo scratches the head, little Chen's meaning, because two fates are too deep, therefore insisted that doesn't receive money? 王梓博挠挠头,小陈的意思,因为两家缘分太深,所以坚持不收钱吗？ „Right, discussed the reason.” “对,谈缘。” Chen Hansheng nods: „Tobacco and liquor add probably more than 30,000 reasons, king does swipe the card or transfers accounts?” 陈汉升点点头:“烟酒加起来大概3万多缘吧,王总刷卡还是转账？” „I” “我・・・・・・” king Zibo choked, eve of the Lunar New Year was also rinsed. 王梓博噎了一下,大年三十还被涮了一下。 At this time, in the living room everyone heard Chen Hansheng and friend is chatting, he pretends that „having no intention” within turned off the balcony glass door. 这个时候,客厅里所有人都听到陈汉升和朋友在聊天,他才假装“无意”间关起阳台玻璃门。 „Does not say.” “不说了。” Chen Hansheng voice pulls down, immediately must make the telephone call: „I Shen Youchu, must hit now to the small fish, has the accident information.” 陈汉升声音压低,马上就要挂电话:“我在沈幼楚这边,现在要给小鱼儿打过去,有事发信息吧。” „You also are really laborious.” “你也真是辛苦。” king Zibo says with emotion, celebrating the new year is not steadfast. 王梓博感慨道,过个年都不踏实。 „Yeah ~” “哎~” Chen Hansheng also sighed the one breath: „Chen Yingjun can have any bad mind, I just want to hold a bowl of water steady.” 陈汉升也叹一口气:“陈英俊能有什么坏心眼呢,我只不过想一碗水端平罢了。” …… ・・・・・・ ( Asked a monthly ticket, thank you.) (求个月票,谢谢大家。)