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„Do you learn the foreign language?” “你学外语?” desolate grand face doubt, what level Chen Hansheng result is, everyone is well aware, can he be so easy to learn? 萧宏伟一脸狐疑,陈汉升成绩是什么水平,大家都心知肚明的,他能这么好学? Really, Uncle Xiao, I studied the content of new concept English's seventh season last night, has young people named Michael, his Elder Brother was grasped is put in prison, Michael to rescue Elder Brother, therefore is put in prison on own initiative “真的,萧叔,我昨晚学了新概念英语第七季的内容,有个叫迈克尔的年轻人,他哥哥被抓入狱,迈克尔为了营救哥哥,于是主动入狱・・・・・・” Chen Hansheng is talking nonsense, finally desolate Rongyu washes, walks to fork the small waist, is staring these two bored men. 陈汉升正胡扯着,结果萧容鱼洗漱完毕,走出来叉着小蛮腰,瞪着这两个无聊的男人。 Father, you said makes the breakfast?” “爸,你说做早餐的呢?” desolate Rongyu first looks to old desolate. 萧容鱼先看向老萧。 Right, father this goes.” “对对对,爸爸这就去。” Daughter slave desolate Hongwei hurrying stands, before entering the kitchen, turns head to say to Chen Hansheng: Story is very of pleasant to hear, but the prison is internally impossible to happen.” “女儿奴”萧宏伟赶紧站起来,进厨房前还扭头对陈汉升说道:“故事挺好听的,可是在国内监狱不可能发生。” After desolate Hongwei leaves, desolate Rongyu thump thump thump arrives in front of Chen Hansheng: Smelly pig, you are talking nonsense anything, but also cheated my father with " Escape » plot.” 等到萧宏伟离开后,萧容鱼“咚咚咚”走到陈汉升面前:“臭猪,你在胡说什么呢,还用《越狱》的剧情去哄骗我爸。” I depend, have you looked?” “我靠,你看过啊?” Chen Hansheng is startled. 陈汉升大吃一惊。 Right, in August of this year the new show, a Senior Sister has recommended in the master QQ group.” “对啊,今年8月份新出的美剧嘛,一个师姐在硕士QQ群里推荐过。” The small fish twisted Chen Hansheng's ear gently: On the contrary is you, four levels overflowed, unexpectedly is also watching the show, is which little miss tells you?” 小鱼儿轻轻拧了一下陈汉升的耳朵:“反倒是你,四级都没过,居然也在看美剧,是不是哪个小姑娘告诉你的?” My roommate said that is that gold coin is bright, before that attire compels the youngster with you have raised, called the Wolong phoenix young world person of integrity with me.” “我室友说的,就是那个金洋明,以前和你提过的那个装逼少年,和我并称卧龙凤雏的人间高士。” Chen Hansheng clearly carries to make shield the gold coin: He is such high-sounding talk, looked that the show, plays Audition, to download the expensive car to work as the wallpaper, but also changes to the QQ signature ‚should not be tired, do not harass, did not chat, disguises oneself popular were very same.” 陈汉升把金洋明拎出来做挡箭牌:“他就是这样的高调,看美剧、玩劲舞团、下载豪车当壁纸,还把QQ签名改成‘别烦,勿扰,不闲聊’,假装自己很受欢迎一样。” Goose goose goose your roommate was too funny.” “鹅鹅鹅・・・・・・你室友太搞笑了吧。” The small fish quickly teased laughing, suddenly feels very happy, snuggles Chen Hansheng to roll up on the sofa, looks together Hunan Satellite TV stupidly hangs the program. 小鱼儿很快又被逗的大笑,突然又觉得很幸福,依偎着陈汉升蜷缩在沙发上,一起看着湖南卫视的傻吊节目。 She feels now is very strange, is really does not want to separate with Chen Hansheng, all day wants greasily in the side of Chen pig. 她现在感觉很奇怪,真是一刻都不想和陈汉升分开,整天就想腻在陈猪的身边。 „” “咣咣咣・・・・・・” Two people your Nong my Nong time, suddenly hears outside has the sound of knocking on a door. 两人正在你侬我侬的时候,突然听到外面有敲门的动静。 Very early in the morning who is so repugnant.” “大清早谁这么讨厌啊。” Chen Hansheng sighed the one breath, but after opening, on seeing near poem poem eye socket red standing at present, has obviously cried very much. 陈汉升叹一口气,不过打开以后,就看见边诗诗眼眶红红的站在眼前,很明显是哭过了。 Small fish.” “小鱼儿。” Chen Hansheng called one, this should be the condition. 陈汉升叫了一句,这应该是出状况了。 Poem poem how “诗诗怎么了・・・・・・” desolate Rongyu walks, seeing best friend appearance to love dearly very much, hugs her to go to the bedroom to comfort. 萧容鱼走过来,看见闺蜜这个样子很是心疼,搂着她去卧室安慰了。 Chen Hansheng is preparing to close the door, king Zibo also tread tread tread the running building, he gasps for breath without enough time, immediately asking hurriedly: „, Poem poem in?” 陈汉升正准备关门的时候,王梓博也“蹬蹬蹬”的跑上楼,他都来不及喘口气,马上急匆匆的问道:“边,边诗诗在吗?” Just arrived.” “刚到。” Chen Hansheng pouted, referred to desolate Rongyu bedroom. 陈汉升努努嘴,指了指萧容鱼的卧室。 That is good.” “那就好。” king Zibo then relaxes, this discovered that big winter running must be sweating profusely. 王梓博这才松一口气,这才发现大冬天的跑得满头大汗。 How was your?” “你们这是咋了?” Asking that Chen Hansheng gossips: Last night side the poem poem lived in your family, did you also draw her to learn the foreign language?” 陈汉升八卦的问道:“昨晚边诗诗住在你家,你也拉着她学外语啦?” What learns the foreign language?” “什么学外语?” This is Chen Hansheng and between stem desolate Rongyu alone, king Zibo where knows. 这是独属陈汉升和萧容鱼之间的梗,王梓博哪里会知道。 Hehe ~ “嘿嘿~” Chen Hansheng smiles two inexpensively, changed a view: „Were you opposite side poem poem did what misdemeanor, in the morning others on crying ran, but Uncle Xiao the police, caught the son of a bitch who your was not concerned about face specially.” 陈汉升贱笑两声,又换了一种说法:“你是不是对边诗诗做了什么坏事,早上人家就哭哭啼啼的跑回来了,萧叔可是警察,专门抓你这样不要脸的狗东西。” You talk nonsense!” “你放屁!” king Zibo originally anxious, sexually harasses to Chen Hansheng like this, angry hammered his: „The poem poem last night and my mother rested, my mother also changed the new bedding summer sleeping mat specially, the father was not your such hooligan, how possibly to do the misdemeanor to her.” 王梓博本来就焦急,又给陈汉升这样调戏,恼怒的锤了他一下:“边诗诗昨晚和我妈睡的,我妈还专门换了新的床褥凉席,老子又不是你这样的流氓,怎么可能对她做坏事。” Damn! Your big strength, oneself do not know that the black bear is the same.” “操!你他妈的多大力气,自己不知道吗,狗熊一样。” Chen Hansheng rubbed the arm, being foul-mouthed was distributing cigarettes in the past, king Zibo just about to received, suddenly remembered this is in desolate Rongyu family/home, desolate was grand and Yuqing also in side, beckoned with the hand the rejection. 陈汉升揉着胳膊,骂骂咧咧的递了支烟过去,王梓博刚要接过,突然想起这是在萧容鱼家里,萧宏伟和吕玉清也都在旁边,还是摆摆手拒绝了。 king Zibo a birth ordinary family's child, the character was also quite honest, was grand to desolate and some Yuqing such social status natural awes. 王梓博一个出生平凡家庭的孩子,性格也比较敦厚,对萧宏伟和吕玉清这样的社会身份有些天然敬畏。 Chen Hansheng does not force, sluggish supine continues to look at «Joyful Supreme headquarters» on the sofa. 陈汉升也不勉强,懒散的仰在沙发上继续看《快乐大本营》。 little Chen.” “小陈。” king Zibo watched two minutes of television absent-mindedly, finally said: Has the emotional problem I to ask.” 王梓博心不在焉的看了两分钟电视,终于说道:“有个感情问题我想问一下。” Do not ask.” “别问。” Chen Hansheng's grinning replying: Asked that divides.” 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的答道:“问就是分。” You properly!” “你正经一点!” king Zibo depressed saying: yellow Hui contacted with me last night.” 王梓博郁闷的说道:“黄慧昨晚联系我了。” What thing?” “啥玩意?” Chen Hansheng thinks oneself misunderstood: How do you also keep her contact method?” 陈汉升以为自己听错了:“你怎么还留着她的联系方式?” I have not remained, QQ deleted, the flying letter/believes also deleted, the telephone also deleted.” “我没留,QQ删了,飞信也删了,电话也删了。” king Zibo is quite agitated: But she has not deleted me.” 王梓博颇为烦躁:“可是她没把我删了啊。” What matter does she look for your?” “她找你什么事?” Chen Hansheng asked: „It is not will strive for compound, you will not comply tenderheartedly, you will not think of Xiaohui elder sister's fish pond , cannot 陈汉升问道:“不会是求复合吧,你不会心软的答应了吧,你不会还想念小慧姐的鱼塘吧,不会吧,不会吧・・・・・・” I do not have, yellow Hui has not striven for compound.” “我没有,黄慧也没求复合。” king Zibo is depressed to pull out the cell phone, making Chen Hansheng look. 王梓博闷闷掏出手机,让陈汉升自己看。 Strange number: The Chinese catalpa is abundant, you in? 陌生号码:梓博,你在吗? king Zibo: Who are you? 王梓博:你是谁? Strange number: Hehe, you really deleted me. 陌生号码:呵呵,你果然删了我。 king Zibo: Sorry, I changed the cell phone before, possibly some contact people have not preserved, are you? 王梓博:对不起,我之前换了手机,可能有些联系人没有保存,请问您是? Strange number: I am yellow Hui, you can remember that before my number, without thinking to discuss an attractive female university student, you forgot me. 陌生号码:我是黄慧,你之前都能记得我的号码,没想到谈了一个漂亮女大学生,你就忘记我了。 After this information, king Zibo is very long has not replied, finally yellow Hui opened the topic on own initiative. 这条信息以后,王梓博很久都没有回复,最后还是黄慧主动开启了话题。 yellow Hui: The Chinese catalpa is abundant, how did you cross recently? 黄慧:梓博,你最近过得怎么样? king Zibo: I must sleep, good night. 王梓博:我要睡觉了,晚安。 Must say that king Zibo growth course, especially among the dispute with yellow Hui, that is really a phase of rich and real history, that is really the listener bursts into tears to hear that is sad. 要说王梓博的成长历程,尤其和黄慧之间的纠葛,那真是一段丰富而真实的历史,那真是听者流泪闻者伤心。 First, should be first meeting on train ; 第一段,应该是火车上的初次见面; Second, after yellow Huilai the Jianye works, king Zibo worked as very long licking dog, including lending money to ask yellow Hui to have the western-style food, until under Chen Hansheng's intervention, king Zibo witnessed yellow Hui and Zhao Zheng goes to the hotel, this gave up pursuing ; 第二段,黄慧来建邺工作后,王梓博当了很久的舔狗,包括借钱请黄慧吃西餐,直到在陈汉升的干预下,王梓博亲眼目睹黄慧和赵政去酒店,这才放弃追求; Third, yellow Hui by Zhao Zhengchuai, therefore found king Zibo, king Zibo this is the first time that forgave yellow Hui, two people become reconciled ; 第三段,黄慧被赵政踹了,于是找到王梓博,王梓博这是第一次原谅黄慧,两人和好; Fourth, Zhao Zheng expressed willingness that yellow Hui marries, yellow Hui contrasts Zhao Zheng and king Zibo „after development potential, returns to Zhao Zheng side, after king Zibo bid good-bye, night to buy wine to weep bitterly decisively, after becoming sober , the face is very painful ; 第四段,赵政表示愿意黄慧结婚,黄慧对比赵政和王梓博的“发展潜力”之后,果断回到赵政的身边,王梓博“被分手后”深夜买醉痛哭,酒醒后脸很痛; Fifth, Zhao Zheng mother does not agree with this marriage, therefore yellow Hui was held again, she also found king Zibo again, king Zibo worried that Chen Hansheng scolded himself, found Shen Youchu to help ask favor ; 第五段,赵政母亲不同意这段婚姻,于是黄慧再次被揣,她也再次找到王梓博,王梓博担心陈汉升骂自己,找到沈幼楚帮忙求情; Sixth, Chen Hansheng can only comply, this time is king Zibo and yellow Hui in longest time, even testimony rocket 101 from rise to process of decline ; 第六段,陈汉升只能答应,这次是王梓博和黄慧在一起最久的时间,甚至见证火箭101从崛起到衰落的过程; Seventh, after rocket 101 bankruptcy, king Zibo is determined with sending slightly with drawing back, yellow Hui expressed that since this, you make a choice between me and Chen Hansheng, king Zibo chose Chen Hansheng, simultaneously turned into one to compel poorly, yellow Hui also departure without hesitation. 第七段,火箭101“破产”后,王梓博执意要和发小同进同退,黄慧表示既然这样,你就在我和陈汉升之间做一个选择吧,王梓博选择了陈汉升,同时变成了一个穷逼,黄慧也毫不犹豫的离开。 Counts these seven phases of history, broken talked on endlessly can make over 30 volumes soap operas simply, returned to individual angle of view, king Zibo was not only the loser is also a winner. 细数这七段历史,碎碎叨叨的简直都能拍一部30集以上的电视剧,回归到个人视角,王梓博既是输家也是赢家。 The loser is because he consumed too many unnecessary sentiments and energy, in tens of thousands dollars of rocket 101 concurrent job gaining also spent completely on yellow Hui. 输家是因为他耗费了太多不必要的感情和精力,在火箭101兼职赚的几万块钱也全部花在了黄慧身上。 The winner is because he passes through Xiaohui elder sister temperance, later will not be deceived by the dregs female again, next said goodbye to the virgin profession, the ability was also increased much, but also with encouragement and support of diehards, had own company. 赢家是因为他经过小慧姐的“锤炼”,以后不会再被渣女欺骗了,其次是告别了处男生涯,能力也提升了不少,还在死党的鼓励和支持下,开了自己的公司。 Now he had side the poem poem, such an attractive rude and unreasonable, simple highly educated buried treasure girl, before properly speaking is absolutely impossible to provoke again , a girlfriend, king Zibo indeed has not responded, said good night directly, sending information that but yellow Hui is unforgiving. 现在他有了边诗诗,这样一个漂亮泼辣,朴实高学历的宝藏女孩,按理说是绝对不可能再招惹前女友的,王梓博也的确没有搭理,直接说了“晚安”,不过黄慧还是不依不饶的发信息。 yellow Hui: I cannot fall asleep, wants to speak with you, you did not need to reply, look are good. 黄慧:我睡不着,就想和你说说话,你不用回复,看着就好了。 yellow Hui: I and Song Yijin separated, he deceives the color dregs male, does not want to take responsibility, I also want to leave Jianye, this city does not suit me, before is the resignation, Song Yijin made me render back the money unexpectedly, he said before , rented the house to me and buys the clothes, these money must give back to him. 黄慧:我和宋义进分开了,他就是骗色的渣男,一点都不想负责任,我也想离开建邺了,这个城市不适合我,可是辞职之前,宋义进居然让我还钱,他说之前给我租房子和买衣服,这些钱必须还给他。 yellow Hui: You also know my not deposit, therefore you can first borrow a point to me, I later definitely also your. 黄慧:你也知道我不会存款的,所以你能不能先借一点给我,我以后肯定会还你的。 yellow Hui: Actually, I and Song Yijin separated very big reason, is because you hit Australia's customer, causing the big single business of company to malinger. 黄慧:其实,我和宋义进分开的很大原因,也是因为你打了澳洲的客户,导致公司的大单生意泡汤。 yellow Hui: But I do not blame you, because you are a real good man, hopes that you look in the beforehand sentiment, can help my time Chinese catalpa is abundant you first to rest, tomorrow remembers that answered to me. 黄慧:可是我并不怪你,因为你是个真正的好男人,希望你看在以前的感情上,能够帮助我这一次・・・・・・梓博你先睡吧,明天记得给我答复。 Ok, bids good-bye lends money before the licking dog, this operation very yellow Hui.” “可以,分手和以前的舔狗借钱,这个操作很黄慧。” Chen Hansheng reads the message, is asking king Zibo: Therefore these messages didn't the poem poem see carefully?” 陈汉升看完短信,问着王梓博:“所以这些短信・・・・・・边诗诗不小心看到了?” No.” “没有。” king Zibo suppressed for quite a while, finally puffs and blows saying: I said on own initiative, I thought in the sentiment do not have the secret, therefore told this matter, never expected that the poem poem was angry suddenly 王梓博憋了半天,最后吭哧吭哧说道:“我主动说的,我觉得感情里不要有秘密,所以就把这件事告诉她了,没想到边诗诗就突然生气了・・・・・・” I drop mother ~ “我滴妈呀~” Chen Hansheng stayed, finally throws one to say with a smile: Your this operation also confuses very much, does not have over 20 years cerebral hemorrhages, should unable to do.” 陈汉升呆了呆,最后“扑哧”一声笑道:“你这操作也是很迷,没有二十年以上的脑溢血,应该也是做不出来的。” …… ・・・・・・ ( 708 and 726 a little foreshadowing.) (708和726都有一点伏笔。)
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