IRDWBR :: Volume #4 春风得意马蹄疾,芙蓉账下现修罗

#739: Finds an opportunity to make desolate appearance/allow fish be responsible for me


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Chen Hansheng deceived not two mothers, oneself drove to return to the electrical factory dormitory, when went upstairs heard in the musical sound to face governing elder sister family/home. 陈汉升糊弄完了莫二妈,自己开车回到电子厂宿舍,上楼时又听到了对面孔御姐家里的音乐声。 However this time is not the piano music, but is tea with milk Liu Reying «Afterward». 不过这次不是钢琴曲,而是奶茶刘若英的《后来》。 Afterward, how I learned to love finally ; 后来,我总算学会了如何去爱; What a pity you have long gone to disappear in the huge crowd ; 可惜你早已远去消失在人海; Afterward, finally understands in the tears ; 后来,终于在眼泪中明白; Some people, once misses not. 有些人,一旦错过就不在。 …… ・・・・・・ This is a classical song, will sing several classics to Chen Hansheng such music idiot, Chen Hansheng snort/hum the rhythm, was just entering in the room not to turn on the computer with enough time, desolate Rongyu telephone hits on time. 这是一首经典歌曲,经典到陈汉升这样的音乐白痴都会唱几句,陈汉升哼着节奏,刚走进屋里还没来得及打开电脑,萧容鱼的电话就准时打来了。 little Chen ~ “小陈~” Small fish crisp asking: „Are you doing?” 小鱼儿脆生生的问道:“你在干嘛呢?” I?” “我啊?” Chen Hansheng sits on the sofa, sends out a comfortable moan, turns upwards one leg on the other saying: I am chatting with the world's prettiest woman.” 陈汉升一屁股坐在沙发上,发出一声舒服的呻吟,翘起二郎腿说道:“我在和世界上最漂亮的女人聊天。” Snort, the mouth may really sweet ~ “哼,嘴巴可真甜~” The small fish is quite satisfied with this reply. 小鱼儿对这个回答比较满意。 Liu Reying had not returned to my information, therefore I can only chat with you.” “不过刘若英一直没有回我信息,所以我就只能和你聊了。” Chen Hansheng's grinning mouth inexpensive. 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的嘴贱了一句。 Snort! Chen pig, you teases me!” “哼!陈猪,你又逗我!” The small fish is charmingly angry acting like a spoiled brat: Tomorrow remembers that earlier comes the school entrance to meet me, was late I to twist the ear!” 小鱼儿娇嗔着撒娇:“明天记得早点来校门口接我,迟到了我要拧耳朵的!” Asked Director desolate to feel relieved, guaranteed completed the task!” “请萧主任放心,保证完成任务!” Chen Hansheng's grinning saying. 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的说道。 Two people also chatted several to make the telephone call, Chen Hansheng felt desolate Rongyu lovable little proud to be tender, the corners of the mouth have the happy smile, closed one's eyes and listens to meet «Afterward». 两人又聊了几句才挂了电话,陈汉升感受着萧容鱼可爱的小傲娇,嘴角带着甜蜜的微笑,闭上眼又听了会《后来》。 However listens to listen, he suddenly thought that lyrics some are not right, for example: 不过听着听着,他突然觉得歌词有些不对劲,比如: 17 th midsummer 十七岁仲夏 You kiss my night 你吻我的那个夜晚 Let my in the future time 让我往后的时光 Whenever some sighs, always thought about the same day star light 每当有感叹,总想起当天的星光 …… ・・・・・・ That time love 那时候的爱情 Why can be so simple 为什么就能那样简单 Why is also, the person who the man-year youth, must let the deep love is injured 又是为什么,人年少时,一定要让深爱的人受伤 …… ・・・・・・ I first time time of kissing/betrothal the small fish, probably is also 18 years old.” “我第一次亲小鱼儿的时候,好像也就是18岁啊。” Chen Hansheng one startled, «after Afterward» was indicates the scene of carnage, I and desolate Rongyu result? 陈汉升心里一惊,《后来》就是预示着修罗场以后,我和萧容鱼的结局? Damn, father this was the poison that NetEase said that how otherwise to listen to music is singing itself probably.” “他妈的,老子这是中了网易云的毒了吗,不然怎么听什么歌都好像在唱自己。” Chen Hansheng is frowning to think, immediately yellow Liqian of network section telephones, after obtaining all OK the reply, this puts down the heart slightly. 陈汉升皱着眉头想了想,马上网络部的黄立谦打了个电话,得到“一切都OK”的回复后,这才稍微放下心。 „After going home, can make the small fish be also responsible for me?” “回家以后,要不要让小鱼儿也对我负责?” Chen Hansheng's start plan silently and thinks, he felt cannot again. 陈汉升默默的开始计划和思索,他感觉不能再等了。 …… ・・・・・・ Next morning, Chen Hansheng drives Porsche that is buying newly to slide the husk electrical factory slowly. 第二天早上,陈汉升开着新买的保时捷缓缓滑出果壳电子厂。 This car(riage) really conforms to Chen Hansheng unadorned requirement, gained fully the vision all the way, even stopped, when traffic light four road forks, the next door also had the car driver to photograph with the cell phone. 这辆车果然符合陈汉升“朴实无华”的要求,一路上赚足了目光,甚至停在红绿灯四岔路口的时候,隔壁还有小车司机用手机拍照。 Chen Hansheng grins to smile, puts on the duckbill cap and sunglasses, disguises nonchalant shaking down glass, by oneself solemn fine-looking the profile keeps in their cell phone. 陈汉升咧嘴笑了笑,戴上鸭舌帽和墨镜,假装不经意的摇下车窗,让自己“冷峻英挺”的侧脸留在他们手机中。 He even also thought that this movement is the still frame, cannot manifest the dynamic gif effect, therefore lights Chinese cigarette, clamps between the index finger and middle finger, again wrist/skill gently builds. 他甚至还觉得这个动作是静止画面,体现不出动态gif的效果,于是又点燃一根中华烟,夹在食指和中指之间,再把手腕轻轻的搭出去。 The dawn dim, winter intent is intermittent, the cigarette butt raises wisp of careful light smoke, combined in the mist of Six Dynasties ancient capital, had an ideal condition. 晨光熹微,冬意阵阵,烟头升起一缕细细的青烟,混杂在六朝古都的薄雾之中,别有一番意境。 Chen Hansheng cannot bear the sigh, installs to compel really to have the addiction. 陈汉升自己都忍不住感叹,装逼果然是有瘾的。 Hey, how do you drive?” “喂,你怎么开车的?” However in the liveliest Xinjiekou, has on -duty traffic police to see this phenomenon finally: Why you must stretch out the arm, hasn't seen the traffic light?” 不过在最热闹的新街口,有个执勤的交警终于看到这个现象:“你为什么要伸出胳膊,没看到红绿灯吗?” Saw, saw.” “看到了,看到了。” Chen Hansheng extinguishes the cigarette butt decisively, he disagrees generally the department dispute of spear/gun. 陈汉升果断熄灭烟头,他一般不和有枪的部门争执。 Saw also this?” “看到了还这样做?” Traffic police little Elder Brother not happy interrogation. 交警小哥哥不高兴的质问。 Chen Hansheng's replying embarrasedly: I have to see you.” 陈汉升讪讪的答道:“我不是没看见你嘛。” Traffic police little Elder Brother: 交警小哥哥:・・・・・・ …… ・・・・・・ Arrives at the Dongda entrance, Chen Hansheng discovers a familiar form near Wenlan Road. 来到东大门口,陈汉升就在文澜路边发现一个熟悉身影。 king Zibo does not know when, he is standing under falling out or off entirely the dryondra of leaf, protection against the cold hopping along, by far seemingly a greatly stupid bear. 王梓博不知道什么时候到的,他正站在掉光叶子的梧桐树下面,一蹦一跳的御寒呢,远远看上去好像一只大笨熊。 Your his mother how here?” “你他妈怎么在这里?” Chen Hansheng lags behind the mask. 陈汉升拉下口罩。 You damn exchanging car(riage)?” “你狗日的换新车了?” king Zibo opens the eye. 王梓博睁大眼睛。 Actually he also sees to come early a brand-new expensive car from the opposite, never expected that the driver is sends to be small unexpectedly. 其实他也早看见从对面过来一辆崭新的豪车,没想到司机居然是发小。 Small fish said that you must return to the Port city.” “小鱼儿说你要回港城。” king Zibo is quite honest, first says: I also plan to follow.” 王梓博比较老实,先开口说道:“我也打算跟着回去一下。” „Do you go back to do?” “你回去干嘛啊?” Chen Hansheng did not understand very much: I and small fish manage the proper business, you follow, when electric lamp bulb?” 陈汉升很不理解:“我和小鱼儿是办正事的,你跟着当电灯泡吗?” „It is not” “不是・・・・・・” king Zibo explained: I go back to test the driver's license, needs lining up to be very long Jianye, heard that must the stopper red packet to the coach, I return to the Port city to ask Uncle Xiao to greet, red packet money saved.” 王梓博解释道:“我回去考驾照的,在建邺这边需要排队等很久,听说还得塞红包给教练,我回港城请萧叔打个招呼,红包钱就省下来了。” Before king Zibo, when the husk help, saw that the empty car(riage) in factory are many, others have not instructed, he himself tried to find out unexpectedly blindly was very skilled. 王梓博之前在果壳帮忙的时候,看到厂里的空车很多,别人也没怎么指导,他自己居然瞎摸索开的很熟练了。 Did not have the driver's license, therefore does not dare to start off, now the just right opportunity is appropriate, the native place also has the relations, king Zibo planned before the university graduates attains the driver's license. 只是一直没有驾照,所以不敢上路,现在正好机会合适,老家也有关系,王梓博就打算在大学毕业前拿到驾照。 Oh.” “噢。” Chen Hansheng understood finally, this pouts saying: Elder brother's new car, flamboyant not?” 陈汉升终于明白了,这才努努嘴说道:“哥的新车,牛逼不?” ~ “嗬嗬嗬~” king Zibo patted the automobile body: Looked that the line is very smooth, without the Land Rover outward appearance is so swift and fierce, how this car(riage) sign is a horse, what sign is it?” 王梓博拍了拍车身:“看线条挺流畅的,也没有路虎外观那样凌厉,这车标怎么是一只马啊,它是什么牌子的?” Porsche cayenne.” “保时捷卡宴。” Chen Hansheng's grinning saying. 陈汉升笑嘻嘻的说道。 You get down quickly, making me try.” “你赶快下来,让我试一试。” Some king Zibo hearts are hot, he and sends slightly does not need to be polite. 王梓博有些心热,他和发小之间也不需要客气。 Chen Hansheng give away the position, looks that king Zibo presses one on the driver seat according to the loudspeaker, swings the shifting gears pole, touches the steering wheel, once for a while also laughs foolishly two. 陈汉升让出位置,看着王梓博在驾驶座上按一按喇叭,摇一摇换挡杆,摸一摸方向盘,时不时的还傻笑两声。 The new driver who just the learned drove is this, so long as front had the road, they dare key to start the tank according to F. 刚学会开车的新司机就是这样,只要前面有路,他们都敢按“F”键启动坦克。 little Chen.” “小陈。” king Zibo stroked gently a meeting, when can also feel insurance probably these Santana in chiaphua manufactory have very big difference, his curious asking: „Are this car(riage) how much money, having Land Rover expensive/noble?” 王梓博摩挲了一会,大概也能感觉到保时捷和厂里的那些桑塔纳还是有很大区别的,他好奇的问道:“这车多少钱啊,有路虎贵吗?” Land Rover that is Uncle Xiao in the waterwheel that the system buys, so long as half of prices, probably 400,000.” “路虎那是萧叔在系统内部买的水车,只要一半价格不到,大概40万吧。” Chen Hansheng said: Porsche is buys in the 4S shop, falls to the ground 1.6 million.” 陈汉升说道:“保时捷是实打实在4S店买的,落地160万。” I depend “我靠・・・・・・” king Zibo hears the price, suddenly thought that some seat hot people under buttocks, this sends the small car(riage), he can jump down immediately, for fear that spoiled the components unable to repay. 王梓博听到价格,突然觉得屁股下的座椅有些烫人,这要不是发小的车,他都能立刻就跳下来了,生怕弄坏了零件赔不起。 Is so expensive.” “这么贵啊。” Saying that king Zibo loves dearly: little Chen you are a black sheep of the family, what 1.6 million make is not good, do you buy a car(riage) unexpectedly?” 王梓博心疼的说道:“小陈你就是败家子,160万做什么不好,你居然去买个车?” What can I make?” “我能做什么啊?” Chen Hansheng asked back: Purchases homes, my villa also had ; Does business, 1.6 million pound the present husk, the water splash cannot float, therefore can only buy the riding instead of walking car(riage) to open.” 陈汉升反问道:“买房子吗,我别墅也有了;做生意吗,160万砸进现在的果壳,水花都漂不起来,所以只能买个代步车开开了。” Damn, in attire!” “操,又在装!” king Zibo mumbled one, but Chen Hansheng said was also very reasonable, king Zi Bomer sat silently a meeting, suddenly said: little Chen, the poem poem must follow.” 王梓博嘟囔一声,不过陈汉升说的又很有道理,王梓博默默坐了一会,突然说道:“小陈,边诗诗也要跟着回去的。” That goes, is not the first time.” “那就去呗,又不是第一次。” Chen Hansheng complied with one lightly, he felt king Zibo has counter-attack probably sign. 陈汉升淡淡的应了一声,他感觉王梓博好像有“反击”的迹象。 Squeak ~ “吱啦~” king Zibo tears the zipper of down clothing, points at new leather belt on the waist saying: You have a look, this is side the poem poem buys for me.” 王梓博又扯开羽绒服的拉链,指着自己腰上的新皮带说道:“你看看,这是边诗诗给我买的。” Chen Hansheng raises one's head to look: Ok, unexpectedly Gucci.” 陈汉升伸头望了望:“可以,居然还是Gucci的。” Right.” “对啊。” king Zibo casts a sidelong glance to send to be small: She spent the quick 2000 dollars in the golden eagle general merchandise, at that time I had a scare.” 王梓博瞟了一眼发小:“她在金鹰百货花了快2000块钱,当时我都吓了一跳呢。” Chinese catalpa is abundant.” “梓博啊。” Chen Hansheng does not want to hide, asked directly: If I have not guessed that wrong, you can install to compel to show off before me?” 陈汉升不想隐藏,直接问道:“如果我没猜错的话,你是要在我面前装逼炫耀了?” You installed for more than ten years before me.” “你都在我面前装了十几年。” king Zibo was seen through, he also bold acknowledgment: „Can't I install one time?” 王梓博被看穿了,他也“大胆”的承认:“我就不能装一次了?” Funny!” “笑死人!” Chen Hansheng pulls down from the vehicle king Zibo: You did not feel the clear sky, the rain stopped, you thought that you were good, unexpectedly dares to show off meager skills before an expert, Chen Menzhuang did compel?” 陈汉升一把将王梓博从车上拉下来:“你不是觉得天晴了,雨停了,你又觉得你行了,居然敢班门弄斧,陈门装逼?” Chen Hansheng said that while begins to force in the Gucci leather belt king Zibo the down clothing: „After you, wears the clothes like this, everyone can see your leather belt.” 陈汉升一边说,一边动手把王梓博的羽绒服塞进Gucci皮带里:“那你以后就这样穿衣服呗,所有人都能看到你的皮带。” „Do you do, let loose me, go away “你干嘛,放开我,走开・・・・・・” king Zibo closely raises the belt to work loose, but his where has Chen Hansheng to be unruly, especially on the avenue, often had the student to pass by, king Zibo of attaching importance to face can only run about to defend quickly. 王梓博紧紧提着裤腰带挣脱,不过他哪有陈汉升撒泼,尤其还是在大街上,经常有学生路过的,好面子的王梓博很快就只能疲于防守了。 At this moment, the school entrance of Dongda goes out of the girl form that two select high, after they see this, the hair short female student pretends to be discontented. 就在这时,东大的校门口走出两个高挑的女孩子身影,她们看见这一幕以后,个头稍矮的女生假装不满。 Small fish, comes out to see your family Chen Hansheng to bully my family king Zibo, what is more annoying, he is still taking off king Zibo the pants unexpectedly!” “小鱼儿,一出来就看见你家陈汉升在欺负我家王梓博,更可气的是,他居然还在脱王梓博裤子!” …… ・・・・・・
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