After returning to Dongda, desolate Rongyu prepares to lead Chen Hansheng to go to the cafeteria to eat meal, when the dormitory downstairs equilateral poem poem, the small fish does not know that which muscle built mistakenly, suddenly asked: „Does little Chen, how you feel the poem poem?” 回到东大后,萧容鱼准备带着陈汉升去食堂吃饭,在宿舍楼下等边诗诗的时候,小鱼儿不知道哪根筋搭错了,突然问道:“小陈,你觉得诗诗怎么样？” „She?” “她？” Quick that Chen Hansheng thoughts transfer, immediately starts to complain: „The poem poem character is good, but except for this point, she has no merit to speak of, eyebrow thick resembles with Crayon Shin-chan, both legs some outside caret-shaped, on the face chicken pox remaining pits places, her your good friend, I have not wanted to look at one from the start” 陈汉升心思转的很快,马上就开始吐槽:“边诗诗性格还不错啦,不过除了这一点,她真是一无是处,眉毛粗的和蜡笔小新似的,双腿有些外八字,脸上还一个水痘剩下的坑洼地,她要不是你好朋友,我压根都不想多看一眼的・・・・・・” Actually the poem poem appearance is delicate, the stature is also good, these minor objects cannot look. 其实边诗诗长相清秀,身材也不错,这些小缺点根本看不出来的。 However, the girlfriend asked the boyfriend suddenly, when own best friend how, Chen Hansheng this reply basically was the model answer. 不过,女朋友突然问起男朋友,自己的闺蜜如何如何时,陈汉升这回答基本就是标准答案了。 First definitely the personality of this best friend, then the exaggerating slandering best friend appearance, expressed itself simply not with her intimate meaning. 首先肯定这个闺蜜的性格,接着夸张的诋毁闺蜜容貌,表达自己根本没有和她亲近的意思。 Chen Hansheng said that while closely is staring at the dormitory entrance, so long as the poem poem appears, he shuts up immediately. 陈汉升一边说,一边紧紧盯着宿舍门口,只要边诗诗出现,他就立马闭嘴。 The worldly-wise person like Chen Hansheng, will not give litigant basically „overhear” the opportunity. 像陈汉升这样的老江湖,基本不会给当事人“无意中听到”的机会。 The small fish hears dumbfounded, partly after making a sound, silly saying: „What you are talking nonsense, the poem poem is also very attractive, I want to ask, she and king Zibo is inappropriate?” 小鱼儿听得一愣一愣的,半响后才傻傻的说道:“你在胡说什么,诗诗也挺漂亮的,我只是想问问,她和王梓博合适不？” „What?” “啥？” Chen Hansheng thought that originally does not test me, but the poem poem and king Zibo has anything to relate, eight bamboo poles cannot bump into the together two people. 陈汉升心想原来不是试探我啊,不过边诗诗和王梓博有什么联系啊,八竿子碰不到一起的两个人。 „They are definitely inappropriate, king Zibo low compels, the poem poem overall quality much is good.” “他俩肯定不合适啊,王梓博一low逼,边诗诗综合素质多好。” Determined that desolate Rongyu in view of own, Chen Hansheng does not speak the truth finally. 确定萧容鱼不是针对自己的,陈汉升终于说了点实话。 The small fish rebukes hit Chen Hansheng: „How you saw that no one is feeling well, actually the Chinese catalpa is very abundantly good, 211 Jianye Polytechnic University, but also once was responsible for the express businesses of several universities, the character is also very honest.” 小鱼儿嗔怪的打了一下陈汉升:“你怎么看谁都不爽,其实梓博很不错的,211的建邺理工大学,还曾经负责好几个大学的快递业务,性格也很敦厚。” „Is honestly useful.” “敦厚有什么用。” Chen Hansheng smiles: „Side you have not asked the poem poem opinion.” 陈汉升笑了笑:“你都没问边诗诗意见呢。” „I asked that actually the poem poem wants to be in love.” “我问啦,其实诗诗很想谈恋爱的。” desolate Rongyu said low voice, the eye is glittering the happy scene: „She envies among us specially the sentimental experience, the poem poem always thought that the university did not discuss love a time, the life seemed like shortcoming anything.” 萧容鱼小声说道,眼睛闪烁着幸福的光景:“她特别羡慕我们之间的感情经历,诗诗总觉得大学不谈一次恋爱,人生好像缺点什么。” What Chen Hansheng listens is one blushes with shame. 陈汉升听的是一阵汗颜。 Oneself and sentiment of small fish, is actually not pure, where has something to envy ; 自己和小鱼儿的感情,其实一点不单纯,哪有什么可羡慕的; Furthermore, king Zibo worked as such a long time licking dog, desolate Rongyu earnestly discussed, Chen Hansheng even wants to ask her and side poem poem anything worries what resentment, unexpectedly pushes toward the fiery pit in the best friend. 再者,王梓博当了那么长时间的舔狗,要不是萧容鱼非常认真的讨论,陈汉升甚至想问问她和边诗诗什么愁什么怨,居然把闺蜜往火坑里推。 „Dongda does no one pursue her?” Chen Hansheng asked. “东大没人追她吗？”陈汉升问道。 „No, our entire dormitory is actually very strange.” “没有啊,其实我们整个宿舍都很奇怪。” desolate Rongyu is crooked the head, puzzled expression: „She also many male students vindicated greatly for a while, but big two start, these male students disappear to be the same probably suddenly.” 萧容鱼歪着脑袋,一脸疑惑的表情:“她大一时还有不少男生表白的,不过大二开始,那些男生好像突然消失一样。” Chen Hansheng hollow laugh two, big two time desolate Rongyu changes to the immortal rather campus, the poem poem mixes up with the Dongda School flower all day, became the green leaf accidentally. 陈汉升干笑两声,大二的时候萧容鱼转到仙宁校区,边诗诗整天和东大校花混在一起,无意中就成了绿叶。 „Changing me is the Dongda male student, definitely also vindicates desolate Rongyu.” “换我是东大男生,肯定也表白萧容鱼啊。” Chen Hansheng said silently. 陈汉升心里默默说道。 „When she graduated was good.” “等她毕业时就好了。” Chen Hansheng comforts saying that the female student of poem poem such school record, once is in the society, is engaged in a good work again, will pursue her male student is not lower than a class. 陈汉升安慰道,边诗诗这样学历的女生,一旦走上社会,再从事一份不错的工作,追她的男生不会低于一个班的。 „I, no matter, the poem poem is my good friend, I do not think that she has the disappointed graduation.” “我不管,诗诗是我好朋友,我不想她带着失望毕业。” Small fish willful, acts like a spoiled brat is swinging Chen Hansheng arm: „little Chen, you helped say one.” 小鱼儿任性一下,又撒娇似的摇着陈汉升胳膊:“小陈,你就帮忙说一句嘛。” Two people are refusing to budge, the poem poem came out from the dormitory, her personality is also quite open, greeted with Chen Hansheng with a smile: „Chen Hansheng, good evening.” 两人正僵持的时候,边诗诗从宿舍里出来了,她性格也颇为开朗,笑着和陈汉升打个招呼:“陈汉升,晚上好啊。” Chen Hansheng nods the response, pretends that had not seen desolate Rongyu look suggested that pulls out the cell phone to pretend to return to the information. 陈汉升点点头回应,假装没看到萧容鱼眼神暗示,掏出手机假装回信息。 desolate Rongyu does not have the means that can only draw Chen Hansheng: „little Chen, didn't you just have the matter to the poem poem say?” 萧容鱼没办法,只能拉了一下陈汉升:“小陈,你刚刚不是有事要对诗诗说的？” „, I forgot.” “哦,我忘记了。” Chen Hansheng's calm resolution. 陈汉升淡定的化解。 „It is not good, you must think!” “不行,你必须想起来！” „I really forgot.” “我真的忘记了。” „Chen! man (Han)! Rises!” “陈！汉！升！” „Good ~ I thought.” “好吧~我想起来了。” Chen Hansheng sighed the one breath, was saying to the side poem poem that wondered: „I have diehards, he ok, he does not match.” 陈汉升叹一口气,对着正纳闷的边诗诗说道:“我有一个死党,他・・・・・・算了,他不配啊。” Chen Hansheng helps king Zibo blow to compel embarrassed, this may be mad desolate Rongyu, finally she introduced king Zibo officially, and said: „Chinese catalpa Botswanan people are very good, little Chen and he in the same place, I do not need to be worried basically.” 陈汉升都不好意思帮王梓博吹逼,这可把萧容鱼气的,最后还是她正式把王梓博介绍一下,并且说道:“梓博人很好的,小陈和他在一起的时候,我基本不用担心。” Probably each girlfriend, the boyfriends have one „” trustworthy good brothers, this brothers' social label will be „honest and loyal, will not lie”. 大概每个女朋友心里,男朋友都有一个“值得信任”的好兄弟,这个兄弟的社会标签就是“老实、忠诚、不会撒谎”。 Generally, the boyfriend and he in the same place, the girlfriend always compares to feel relieved. 一般情况下,男朋友和他在一起,女朋友总是比较放心的。 However the present condition is, because just this brothers quite „honest”, therefore makes the number of times of forged evidence to be most, in Chen Hansheng many time lies, has the form that king Zibo helps a tyrant do evil completely. 不过现实情况是,正因为这个兄弟比较“老实”,所以作伪证的次数最多,陈汉升多少次撒谎里,全部有王梓博助纣为虐的身影。 The poem poem thinks, saying that thought aloud: „Chinese catalpa Botswanan people, the university is not bad, makes the concurrent job ability should not to lack, felt that also compares acting” 边诗诗想了想,自言自语的说道:“梓博人还可以,大学也不算差,做过兼职能力应该不会缺乏,感觉也比较有担当・・・・・・” Chen Hansheng more listens more surprised, king Zibo in others unexpectedly is this image, but why is „stupidly hangs” two characters in oneself? 陈汉升越听越吃惊,王梓博在别人心里居然是这个形象,可为什么在自己心里就是“傻吊”两个字呢？ „Calculates that I and king Zibo is definitely inappropriate.” “不过算啦,我和王梓博肯定不合适的。” The poem poem rejected finally: „His personality is too stuffy, if two people did not have the words saying that I will be probably insane.” 边诗诗最后还是拒绝了:“他性格太闷,要是两个人没话说,我大概会疯掉的。” „Yes.” “就是啊。” Chen Hansheng hurries to echo: „Besides the character is quite stuffy, he grows is also quite ugly, this look cannot bring, I a little am ashamed with him work as the friend.” 陈汉升赶紧附和:“除了性格比较闷以外,他长得也比较丑,这种相貌带不出去的,我都有点羞耻和他当朋友。” „Pū ~” “扑哧~” Hears Chen Hansheng regarding face/color price/value, the poem poem could not bear smile. 听到陈汉升谈起颜值,边诗诗忍不住笑了一下。 Chen Hansheng wonders very much: „This is the truth, king Zibo is very ugly, what the poem poem are you smiling?” 陈汉升很纳闷:“这是实话啊,王梓博挺丑的,边诗诗你在笑什么？” The poem poem is pursing the lips not to speak, was the small fish white Chen Hansheng one eyes: „Chinese catalpa indeed is not abundantly graceful, but you had what qualifications saying that same.” 边诗诗抿着嘴不说话,还是小鱼儿白了陈汉升一眼:“梓博的确不算帅,可你有什么资格说哦,半斤八两而已。” „Funny?” “搞笑吧？” Chen Hansheng thought that desolate Rongyu and side the poem poem eye is when blind. 陈汉升心想萧容鱼和边诗诗眼睛什么时候瞎的。 Oneself look in a mirror obviously each time, looked that for a long time the association/will felt, lying trough mouth, lying trough nose, lying trough eye, leads! 明明自己每次照镜子,看久了总会觉得,卧槽这嘴巴,卧槽这鼻子,卧槽这眼睛,真他妈的帅啊！ …… ・・・・・・ After finishing eating the food, desolate Rongyu proposed that went to Jianye technical to look for king Zibo, Chen Hansheng knows her „incorrigibly wicked”, but two schools walked for more than 20 minutes, when happen to digestion. 吃完饭以后,萧容鱼提议去建邺理工找王梓博,陈汉升知道她“贼心不死”,不过两个学校走路20多分钟,正好当消食了。 Therefore, desolate Rongyu walks in the middle, she is pulling Chen Hansheng single-handedly, is pulling side the poem poem single-handedly, is stepping on the moonlight of university city, sprinkles the next happy talks and laughters in the slightly cool autumn wind. 于是,萧容鱼走在中间,她一手挽着陈汉升,一手挽着边诗诗,踩着大学城的月光,在微凉的秋风中洒下一片欢声笑语。 After to Jianye technical, Chen Hansheng calls king Zibo, inquired his position. 到了建邺理工以后,陈汉升给王梓博打个电话,询问他的位置。 „I rocket 101 retail sales here.” king Zibo replied. “我在火箭101门市这里。”王梓博答道。 Chen Hansheng somewhat felt strange: „You have not resigned, what also goes to that side to sit?” 陈汉升有些奇怪:“你不是已经辞职了嘛,还去那边坐什么？” „Some yellow Hui resumes and materials lost here.” “黄慧有些简历和资料丢在这里了。” king Zibo tone low and deep saying: „She takes, I help tidy up.” 王梓博语气低沉的说道:“她过来拿取,我帮忙收拾一下。” „Tidies up chicken!” “收拾个鸡把！” Chen Hansheng thinks this vexed matter, only then send slightly to do, changes me not to respond. 陈汉升心想这种窝囊事,也只有自己发小做得出来,换我早就不搭理了。 „Right, the small fish and side the poem poem also, us went to the rocket 101 retail sales directly.” “对了,小鱼儿和边诗诗也在,我们直接去火箭101的门市。” Chen Hansheng whispered, king Zibo listened to be very surprised: „How they came, sees loses face.” 陈汉升嘀咕一句,王梓博听了很吃惊:“她们怎么过来了,看到多丢脸啊。” „Has anything to lose face.” “有什么丢脸的。” Chen Hansheng's indifferent saying: „The man who you display was not good.” 陈汉升无所谓的说道:“你表现的男人一点不就好了。” …… ・・・・・・ Express embraces to receive in the Jianye technical rocket 101, Chen Hansheng saw king Zibo and yellow Hui. 在建邺理工的火箭101快递揽收点,陈汉升看到了王梓博和黄慧。 Their does not have any exchange, yellow Huizheng throws into own thing a box. 他们彼此之间没有任何交流,黄慧正把自己的东西丢进一个箱子里。 „little Chen, small fish.” “小陈,小鱼儿。” king Zibo walks to greet, then with side poem poem polite nod. 王梓博走过来打招呼,然后和边诗诗客气的点点头。 The poem poem wants to complain, „poem poem” are these two characters very really difficult to call the mouth? 边诗诗很想吐槽,“诗诗”这两个字真的很难叫出来口吗？ yellow Hui also saw Chen Hansheng, she acts stops slightly, the poem poem face of vision and side on desolate Rongyu sizes up, tidying up that continues to keep silent. 黄慧也看到了陈汉升,她动作稍微停顿一下,目光在萧容鱼和边诗诗脸上打量一下,继续默不作声的收拾。 The entrance is stopping an imperial crown, has about 30 -year-old man to depend upon on the vehicle door smokes, yellow Hui packs the good thing is admits the imperial crown in the trunk. 门口停着一辆皇冠,有个三十岁左右的男人依靠在车门上抽烟,黄慧收拾好的东西就是放进皇冠的后备箱里。 king Zibo looks at this imperial crown, the eye has a getting angry feeling. 王梓博看着这辆皇冠,眼睛有一种冒火的感觉。 This man was very bored, king Zibo the response he not cares a whoop. 这个男人本来挺无聊的,王梓博的反应他丝毫不在意。 However, when he sees under desolate Rongyu after street light profile, suddenly extinguishes the cigarette butt to walk. 不过,当他看到萧容鱼在路灯下的侧脸以后,突然熄灭烟头走过来。 „Are you also the students of University of Science and Technology?” “你们也是理工大学的学生吗？” This man pulls out a name card, well-mannered handing over in the past: „I was CMO Song Yijin of Jianye Longteng Foreign Trade Company, can know.” 这个男人掏出一张名片,彬彬有礼的递过去:“我是建邺龙腾外贸公司的市场总监宋义进,可以认识一下。” desolate Rongyu has been weary to this saying something to smooth things over repertoire, she has turned around snuggle directly in Chen Hansheng arms, the attitude is obvious. 萧容鱼对这种搭讪的套路早就厌倦了,她直接转过身子依偎在陈汉升怀里,态度非常明显。 Chen Hansheng grins to smile: „Brother, you must say something to smooth things over the younger sister of this rank, the imperial crown is purely the younger brother, racing true has not felt all right greatly aiyu ~” 陈汉升咧嘴笑了笑:“老哥,你要搭讪这种级别的妹子,皇冠纯属弟弟啊,没个大奔真好意思・・・・・・哎呦~” desolate Rongyu does not make Chen Hansheng mouth flower, pinched ruthlessly in his arms. 萧容鱼不让陈汉升嘴花花的,在他怀里狠狠掐了一下。 „Hehe.” “嘿嘿。” Chen Hansheng no longer said that on the face disdains. 陈汉升不再多说,脸上都是不屑。 Name card that pulls out, Song Yijin was not good to receive, he stared a Chen Hansheng, then side gave the poem poem. 掏出来的名片,宋义进不好收回去,他瞪了一眼陈汉升,转而又递给边诗诗。 The poem poem does not want to receive, but she also does not have Chen Hansheng such boyfriend to depend upon, in hesitant time, Chen Hansheng heart moves, shouts loudly: „Chinese catalpa is abundant, has the fool to hand over the name card to your girlfriend!” 边诗诗也不想收,可是她又没有陈汉升这样的男朋友可以依靠,正在犹豫的时候,陈汉升心头一动,大声喊道:“梓博,有傻逼给你女朋友递名片啦！” Suddenly, depressing shouted angrily to transmit. 突然,一声压抑的怒喝传来。 „Go away, should not be tired of my girlfriend!” “滚开,别烦我女朋友！” The person of speech, suppressed half-day anger king Zibo. 说话的人,正是憋了半天火气的王梓博。 …… ・・・・・・