Saw the girl who likes and others hugs kisses, what experience is this? 看到喜欢的女孩和别人拥抱接吻,这是一种什么样的体验呢？ In 2003 has not known, otherwise Chen Hansheng wanted certainly crazy king Zibo to answer this issue. 2003年就是没有知乎,不然陈汉升肯定要疯狂王梓博来回答这个问题。 king Zibo will say probably, in that flash head is the blank, the entire trachea was suppressed to be the same probably, stopping up is uncomfortable in the throat, the heart first is tight „bang bang” jumps madly, then probably by blade gouging same sharp pain. 王梓博大概会说,那一瞬间脑袋里是空白的,整条气管好像被压住一样,堵在嗓子眼非常难受,心脏先是紧张的“嘭嘭”乱跳,然后又好像被刀剜一样绞痛。 king Zibo cannot bear open the mouth, ruthlessly inspires toward the lung , the liquor in stomach is also tumbling, but in surface also in pretend strong: „How I know where they do want to go to live?” 王梓博忍不住张开嘴巴,狠狠的往肺里吸口气,胃里的酒也在翻滚,但是面上还在假装坚强:“我怎么知道他们要去哪里住？” Chen Hansheng looks at king Zibo: „I guess that possibly was goes to the Internet cafe to hit to play all night, or sang K.” 陈汉升看着王梓博:“我猜可能是去网吧通宵打游戏了,又或者去唱K了。” king Zibo smiled reluctantly, the ratio cries simply also ugly: „Possibly.” 王梓博勉强笑了一下,简直比哭还难看:“可能吧。” At this time, Zhao Zheng and yellow Huizheng the expert are holding the hand after the glass, they do not know that in this taxi sits a sad person, in addition drinks, often mouth to mouth pecked. 这时,赵政和黄慧正好手挽着手经过车窗,他们不知道这辆出租车里坐着一个伤心人,再加上喝了点酒,不时嘴对嘴的啄了一下。 king Zibo forces itself to lower the head. 王梓博强迫自己低下头。 Chen Hansheng also in nearby meticulous analysis: „Which type has the possibility, but is absolutely impossible to go to the hotel, a man and a woman go to the hotel to make anything, how also without the computer to play game all night” 陈汉升还在旁边认真分析:“哪种都有可能,但是绝对不可能去酒店的,一男一女去酒店做什么,又没电脑怎么通宵打游戏・・・・・・” „You let alone!” “你别说了！” Chen Hansheng has not said that king Zibo suddenly angry falls the fresh flower in the compartment, the bright flower petal scatters in all directions fallen. 陈汉升还没讲完,王梓博突然愤怒的把鲜花摔在车厢里,鲜艳的花瓣四散零落。 This is the first time that king Zibo round of such big a fire before Chen Hansheng, Chen Hansheng had not really continued, has turned the head silent looks at out of the window. 这是王梓博第一次在陈汉升面前发这么大的火,陈汉升果然没有继续,转过头沉默不语的看着窗外。 Taxi driver uncle the corners of the mouth moves, he wants to participate, but touched a 100 Yuan paper money in pocket, endured actually. 出租车司机大叔嘴角动了动,他是很想参与进来,但是摸了摸兜里的100元纸币,硬是忍了下来。 After king Zibo this angrily roars, suddenly covers the mouth, opens the vehicle door „oh” to vomit fast in roadside, is mixing the liquor water also has the tears and nasal mucus. 王梓博这句怒吼之后,突然捂住嘴巴,快速打开车门在路边“哇啦”一声呕吐起来,混合着酒水的还有眼泪和鼻涕。 Chen Hansheng is just about to get out to console, driver uncle formerly the hand over personaaly came a rolled paper: „Taking, I am also young, understands this grieved feeling.” 陈汉升正要下车劝慰,司机大叔从前面递过来一卷纸:“拿着吧,我也曾经年轻过,懂这种心痛的感觉。” „Thanked.” Chen Hansheng said that the sound thanked. “谢谢了。”陈汉升道声了谢。 After getting out, Chen Hansheng hands over the paper, king Zibo does not utter a word to receive, raised the head to notice that Zhao Zheng and yellow Hui are walking arm in arm mutually, gradually vanishes on the front path. 下车后陈汉升把纸递过去,王梓博一声不吭接过来,抬头看到赵政和黄慧互相依偎着,逐渐消失在前方的道路上。 1912 still make noise, on street happy also has, however cries also has greatly, liquor thing, can indeed lull the nerve of person in a short time. 1912依然喧闹,街上高兴的也有,但是哭的也有大把,酒这玩意,短时间内的确能麻痹人的神经。 „Has the smoke?” “有烟吗？” king Zibo wiped tears, suddenly asked. 王梓博抹了抹眼泪,突然问道。 Chen Hansheng pulls out the smoke , helping king Zibo select personally on. 陈汉升掏出烟,亲自帮王梓博点上。 „Hū” “呼・・・・・・” king Zibo is smoking, does not attend to itself saving the clothes that the lunch is buying, sits when the ground directly, speech the nasal sound is very heavy: „little Chen, this world is not romantic, the enthusiasm was regarded licked the dog.” 王梓博吸着烟,也不顾自己省着午饭买来的衣服,径直坐在地上,说话时鼻音很重:“小陈,这个世界不浪漫了,热情被当成了舔狗。” Chen Hansheng sighed the one breath, patted king Zibo the shoulder: „Chinese catalpa is abundant, your three views are very positive, what a pity the facial features are not good, the love is never licks, both sides must have the special characteristics of mutual attraction.” 陈汉升叹一口气,拍了拍王梓博的肩膀:“梓博,你的三观很正,可惜五官不行,爱情从来就不是舔来的,双方必须要有互相吸引的特质。” king Zibo some did not understand: „On me doesn't have a merit?” 王梓博有些不理解:“我身上就没有一个优点吗？” „Has, and many.” “有啊,而且很多。” Chen Hansheng shot the cigarette ash saying: „Is only you have not demonstrated correctly, or your merit is yellow Hui does not like, I reminded you to change players early a bit faster, what a pity you were besotted, yellow Hui also her mother is hanging you intentionally.” 陈汉升弹了弹烟灰说道:“只是你没有正确展示出来,或者说你的优点是黄慧不喜欢的,我早提醒过你快点换人,可惜你执迷不悟,黄慧也她妈的在故意吊着你。” „You said so many, long ago also same was not licks the dog with me.” “你说了这么多,早些年还不是和我一样是舔狗。” Saying that king Zibo is depressed: „Before you pursued the small fish time, when finishing class pretends that is consulting with the exercise, thinks that we did not understand, was really funny!” 王梓博闷闷的说道:“以前你追小鱼儿的时候,每到下课就假装拿着习题去请教,以为我们都不懂吗,真是好笑！” He gives vent to indignation said that fell the cigarette butt layer on layer/heavily on the ground, bringing the cigarette butt of sparks/Mars to tumble to stop for a long time. 他泄愤似的讲完,把烟头重重摔在地上,带着火星的烟屁股翻滚了好久才停下来。 Chen Hansheng raised head to look at the sky, sky-blue starry sky not floating clouds, mouth actually saying slowly: „You really think that the small fish doesn't have a sentiment to me?” 陈汉升仰头看了看天空,蔚蓝色的星空没有一朵浮云,嘴里却缓缓的说道:“你真以为小鱼儿对我没一点感情？” king Zibo gawked. 王梓博愣了一下。 „I indeed am pretend that consults the work.” “我的确是假装去请教作业的。” Chen Hansheng tone is spooky: „But you have thought that when small fish class recess why has not gone out to play immediately, but waits a while on the seat intentionally.” 陈汉升语气幽幽的:“可你有没有想过,小鱼儿课间时为什么没有立刻出去玩,而是在座位上故意等一会呢。” Probably together heart that these words bolt from the blue, happen to hits king Zibo, the high school to the present also on two years is less than the time, these memories are very clear. 这句话就好像一道晴天霹雳,正好击中王梓博的心田,高中到现在也就两年不到时间,那些记忆还是很清晰的。 „No wonder, after the small fish finishes class, she always likes staying two minutes on the seat to go out.” “难怪,小鱼儿下课后,她总是喜欢在座位上呆个两分钟才出去。” king Zibo suddenly sees the light: „Originally she in you are not right, how did that also reject you afterward?” 王梓博豁然开朗:“原来她是在等你・・・・・・不对啊,那后来怎么还拒绝你了？” „Because of that time, no one had thought that this is likes.” “因为那时,谁都没觉得这就是喜欢啊。” Chen Hansheng smiles: „I also realized that afterward, I have not actually anticipated the small fish earnestly, this sentiment muddleheaded happened, said that tomorrow morning had the emotional basis.” 陈汉升笑了笑:“我也是后来才意识到的,其实我都没怎么认真追过小鱼儿,这段感情稀里糊涂的就发生了,说明早有感情基础了。” „Muddleheaded occurrence, did you accept?” “稀里糊涂的发生,你就接受了？” king Zi Beaune asking. 王梓博讷讷的问道。 „Otherwise, the small fish is so attractive, why don't I accept?” “不然呢,小鱼儿这么漂亮,我为啥不接受？” Chen Hansheng pats the buttocks to stand: „Walked, we drink again.” 陈汉升拍拍屁股站起来:“走了,我们再去喝酒。” king Zibo has this plan, follows to board immediately. 王梓博早就有这打算,立马跟着上车。 Although the driver of driving cannot speak, but he wants to express oneself idea, therefore on the vehicle is broadcasting Lin Zhixuan's «Single Love song» intentionally. 开车的司机虽然不能说话,但是他很想表达自己的想法,所以车上故意播放着林志炫的《单身情歌》。 Cannot hold love me ; 抓不住爱情的我; Always looks at her to sneak off helplessly ; 总是眼睁睁看她溜走; In the world the happy person has everywhere ; 世界上幸福的人到处有; Why cannot calculate my one. 为何不能算我一个。 …… ・・・・・・ king Zibo listened to listen to start the class/flow tears, the tears silent fell along the dark cheeks, neon light refraction outside car(riage) in tears, clear translucent. 王梓博听着听着又开始流眼泪了,泪水沿着黝黑的脸颊无声落下,车外的霓虹灯光折射在眼泪里,晶莹透亮。 Driver uncle noticed that king Zibo cried, unexpectedly self-satisfied smiling, he thought very much obviously own method is good, the person of being lovelorn must cry to be right. 司机大叔看到王梓博哭了,居然得意的笑了笑,很显然他觉得自己手段还是不错的,失恋的人就要哭才对。 Chen Hansheng is very helpless: „Mother, driver uncle plays many ratio to hang the bad.” 陈汉升心里很无奈:“妈的,司机大叔戏多的一比吊糟。” Two people stop in an immortal Ningxia University City small lobster big gear, Chen Hansheng selected a big basin lobster and entire case of beer, two people drinks, while is chatting the beforehand campus story. 两个人在仙宁大学城一家小龙虾大排档停下来,陈汉升点了一大盆龙虾和整箱啤酒,两人一边喝,一边聊着以前的校园故事。 Some people accompanied and told, king Zibo was actually much happy. 有人陪同和诉说,王梓博心情倒是好了不少。 About 11 : 30, box of liquor quick drank up under the stimulation of hemp hot small lobster. 11点半左右,一箱酒在麻辣味小龙虾的刺激下很快就喝光了。 „Can come one box again?” king Zibo asked. “要不要再来一箱？”王梓博问道。 Chen Hansheng shakes the head: „Said so many a moment ago, I suddenly think that small fish, here leaves Dongda is not far, I must have a look at her.” 陈汉升摇摇头:“刚才说了那么多,我突然想小鱼儿了,这里离着东大不远,我要去看看她。” „Can she see you?” “她会下来见你吗？” king Zibo said drunkenly: „Small fish is not the common girl, supercilious.” 王梓博醉醺醺说道:“小鱼儿可不是一般的女孩子,心高气傲的。” „Therefore you make their residence telephone.” “所以你打她们宿舍电话啊。” Chen Hansheng hands over the cell phone: „You said that I get drunk in downstairs, the spat gastric juice came out.” 陈汉升把手机递过去:“你就说我喝醉在楼下,吐的胃酸都出来了。” „Damn, makes me deceive people.” “操,又让我去骗人。” king Zibo discontented has taken the telephone, two people arrive at the Dongda immortal rather campus female student dormitory entrance, after king Zibo take up the cell phone to dial : „Hey, is desolate Rongyu?” 王梓博不满的拿过电话,两人来到东大仙宁校区女生宿舍门口,王梓博拿起手机拨通后:“喂,请问是萧容鱼吗？” „, Wait a bit.” “哦,稍等。” In the telephone has a female student to shout: „Small fish, looks your.” 电话里有个女生喊道:“小鱼儿,找你的。” Before long, desolate Rongyu asked: „Hello, which?” 不一会,萧容鱼过来问道:“你好,哪位？” „Small fish, my king Zibo.” “小鱼儿,我王梓博啊。” „Chinese catalpa is abundant, what do you make my residence telephone to make?” “梓博啊,你打我宿舍电话做什么？” „That, that” “那个,那个・・・・・・” king Zibo looked at Chen Hansheng one eyes, he lies embarrassed. 王梓博看了陈汉升一眼,他还是不好意思撒谎。 Chen Hansheng walks, to telephone „oh, oh” called two, the appearance that pretends to vomit, patted king Zi the great head while convenient, making him hurry to speak. 陈汉升走过来,对着电话“哇啦,哇啦”的叫了两声,假装呕吐的样子,顺便拍了拍王梓博大头,让他赶紧说话。 „That, little Chen downstairs you, he spits is very fierce, even also cried” “那个,小陈在你们楼下,他吐的很厉害,甚至还哭了・・・・・・” „Damn, when the father cried, do not arrange the father randomly!” “操,老子什么时候哭了,别乱编排老子！” Chen Hansheng discontented trampled king Zibo a foot. ” 陈汉升不满的踹了王梓博一脚。” „This is more lifelike, the small fish is easier.” “这样更逼真啊,小鱼儿更容易下来。” Made the telephone call, king Zibo touches the buttocks to say. 挂了电话,王梓博摸摸屁股说道。 He participated in Chen Hansheng this deceiving people story, even forgot own pitiful experience, this was also an alternative elucidates. 他参与了陈汉升这段骗人故事,甚至忘了自己的悲惨经历,这也算是一种另类开解了。 The night dormitory servant is few, Chen Hansheng and others waited for the proper time unable to bear have a yawn, thought that the female student changes the clothes to be really slow, some impatient rubbing the eyes. 深夜的宿舍楼下人很少,陈汉升等待时忍不住打了个哈欠,心想女生换衣服真慢,有些不耐烦的揉揉眼睛。 However this rubbed was actually good, after eating the hot small lobster, a moment ago has not washed the hands, this flavor all fled to the eye. 不过这一揉倒是好了,刚才吃了麻辣小龙虾以后没有洗手,这股味道全部窜到眼睛里了。 „Lying trough!” “卧槽！” Eye pupil immediately on burning hurting, Chen Hansheng is just about to look for paper goods cleaning. 眼眸马上就火辣辣的疼,陈汉升正要找纸巾擦拭。 Suddenly, a person said in side: „I think, you will never cry?” 突然,一个人在旁边说道:“我以为,你从来不会哭呢？” This is the voice of small fish, Chen Hansheng makes an effort to open by the exciting tearful eyes dim eye, the small fish stands in own side, in her hand hands over one pack of paper goods, the facial expression on face is very complex. 这是小鱼儿的声音,陈汉升使劲睁开被刺激的泪眼朦胧的眼睛,小鱼儿就站在自己身侧,她手上递过来一叠纸巾,脸上的神情很复杂。 „Really is good combination.” “真是天作之合啊。” Chen Hansheng has not wanted that pack of paper goods directly, sudden drags into the bosom closely to grasp desolate Rongyu, but also near her ear twittering: „If really does not think you, how I was possibly drunk, how also possibly to cry?” 陈汉升直接没要那叠纸巾,突然一把将萧容鱼拉入怀里紧紧抱住,还在她耳边呢喃:“如果不是真的想你,我又怎么可能醉了,又怎么可能哭呢？” He said that while and following king Zibo mischievous blinking. 他一边说,一边和后面的王梓博调皮的眨了眼。 The smelly younger brother, is studying! 臭弟弟,学着点！ …… ・・・・・・