2003 delivery man attitude was maneating, Peng strong brought several people are arriving at the fragrant banks rose BBQ restaurant the time, several friends of tattoo fat youth also arrived. 2003年的快递员作风非常凶悍,彭强带着几个人到达香木香烧烤店的时候,纹身胖青年的几个朋友也到了。 However most the accidental/surprised matter to happen, two groups of people knew unexpectedly. 不过最让人意外的事情发生了,两帮人居然认识。 Peng strong discontented saying: „Pony your middle passes express is so flamboyant, unexpectedly makes the girl accompany you to drink?” 彭强不满的说道:“小马你的仲通快递这么牛逼吗,居然让女孩子陪你们喝酒？” Chen Hansheng only knows that opposite is middle passes the express alliance business, this must be the delivery man circle, the fat youth of tattoo also recognized Peng strong, awkward saying: „Strong elder brother, I jokes with these brothers.” 陈汉升这才知道对面是仲通快递的加盟商,这要算快递员圈子了,纹身的胖青年也认出了彭强,尴尬的说道:“强哥,我和这几个兄弟开玩笑呢。” Nie Xiaoyu temper is most anxious, scolded directly to him: „Who and you cracked a joke, hooligan!” 聂小雨性子最急,直接冲着他骂道:“谁和你开玩笑了,流氓！” Business Yanyan did not fear, hears Nie Xiaoyu to curse at people, unexpectedly „threw” smiled, „hooligan” this word possibly used on Chen Hansheng is more appropriate. 商妍妍本来就不怕,听到聂小雨骂人,居然“扑哧”笑了一下,“流氓”这个词可能用在陈汉升身上更合适。 A moment ago, he was with others who the whole face disdained said that wanted „to trade one”. 刚才,他可是满脸不屑的和人家说要“一换一”的。 „Strong elder brother, was really the flood flushed Longwang Temple.” “强哥,真是大水冲了龙王庙。” The fat youth somewhat fears Peng strong, takes up one bottle of beer to walk saying: „I drank the horse urine not to know the east, west, south, and north, now I blew this bottle of liquor, this matter did we uncover have been able not?” 胖青年有些怵彭强,拿起一瓶啤酒走过来说道:“我喝了点马尿就不认识东西南北了,现在我吹了这瓶酒,这件事咱揭过可以不？” Peng strong looks to Chen Hansheng: „You thought that the hour said our people cannot bully, you are not willing to accept do not put in great inconvenience to yourself.” 彭强看向陈汉升:“你觉得呢,钟头说咱们的人不能给欺负了,你不愿意接受就别委屈自己。” Where Chen Hansheng has free time to wrangle here, one bottle of liquor solve that are best, but he cannot get used to seeing the attitude of tattoo fat youth. 陈汉升哪有空在这里扯皮,一瓶酒解决那是最好,不过他看不惯纹身胖青年的态度。 Carries one glass of liquor to stir up trouble, blows one bottle of liquor to stop, matter where is so simple. 端一杯酒来挑事,吹一瓶酒就中止,事情哪里这么简单。 Chen Hansheng is pointing at Hennessy on table: „Uncovers, but you must blow this bottle of liquor.” 陈汉升指着桌上的轩尼诗:“揭过去可以,但是你要吹这瓶酒。” „Hiss ~” “嘶~” Zheng Guanti cannot bear the low voice holding breath one breath, she does not love dearly the liquor, but is worried about the fatty, this is Hennessy that does not water truly. 郑观媞忍不住小声倒吸一口气,她不是心疼酒,而是担心胖子,这可是真正不掺水的轩尼诗。 The tattoo fat youth still thinks that this is the home-brew wine, the words „gurgle honk” filled without delay with the past. 纹身胖青年仍然以为这是家酿的葡萄酒,二话不说话拿过去“咕嘟嘟”就灌下去。 However without drinking up one less than half had to respond, the ardent nature of foreign wine is stimulating the contraction of stomach pouch, he „” spat, the tears nasal mucus flowed together, squatted covers the chest to hit the belch on the ground. 不过没喝完一小半就有反应了,洋酒的烈性刺激着胃囊的收缩,他“哇”的一声就吐了出去,眼泪鼻涕一起流下来,蹲在地上捂着胸口打饱嗝。 Peng strong noticed that the tattoo fatty was loaf, walks to kick his buttocks to remind: „Hurry up, half bottle.” 彭强看到纹身胖子偷懒,走过去踢了踢他屁股提醒道:“快点,还有半瓶呢。” Chen Hansheng felt similar, in any case the liquor is Zheng Guanti, finally compelling was installed by oneself, therefore has turned the head to say to Zheng Guanti and the others: „We walk.” 陈汉升觉得到差不多了,反正酒是郑观媞的,最后逼让自己装了,于是转过头对郑观媞等人说道:“我们走吧。” However before leaving, Chen Hansheng puts out Hennessy that one bottle has not opened to give Peng strong from the vehicle: „Can strong elder brother, drink the custom not?” 不过离开前,陈汉升又从车上拿出一瓶未开的轩尼诗递给彭强:“强哥,能喝习惯不？” Peng Qiangna takes a look, he followed bell Jiancheng to drink before, therefore asked: „Quality goods?” 彭强拿过来瞅了瞅,他以前跟着钟建成喝过,于是问道:“正品？” Chen Hansheng nods: „Absolute quality goods.” 陈汉升点点头:“绝对正品。” Peng strong was somewhat a pity suddenly: „Really was cheap this fatty, such expensive/noble liquor all spat to him.” 彭强突然有些可惜:“真是便宜了这胖子,这么贵的酒全给他吐掉了。” Zheng Guanti felt Chen Hansheng does real good, not soft is not hard, the attention criterion, sends out one bottle of liquor to return the favor finally, inside and outside basic Shangli outside looked after completely. 郑观媞觉得陈汉升做的真不错,不软不硬,注意尺度,最后还送出一瓶酒还人情,基本上里里外外都照顾周全了。 „It seems like, is no one can work as the dregs male.” “看来,也不是谁都能当渣男的。” …… ・・・・・・ Several people when roadside and other car(riage)s, business Yanyan looked at a Chen Hansheng, discovers in his hand also to carry one bottle of foreign wines, suddenly said: „In the evening we sang K.” 几个人在路边等车的时候,商妍妍看了一眼陈汉升,发现他手上还拎着一瓶洋酒,突然说道:“晚上我们去唱K吧。” Chen Hansheng mainly looks at Zheng Guanti opinion, she is happy tonight: „Before had not sung in the mainland.” 陈汉升主要看郑观媞的意见,她今晚心情不错:“以前还没在大陆唱过歌。” Chen Hansheng understood, the big hand wields: „Sang K.” 陈汉升明白了,大手一挥:“唱K。” After nearby KTV opens reserved a room, Chen Hansheng ordered the ordinary liquor water jacket meal. 在附近的KTV开了包房后,陈汉升又点了个普通的酒水套餐。 Business Yanyan has taken Hennessy suddenly: „Carrying was also too tired, might as well drink.” 商妍妍突然拿过轩尼诗:“拎着也太累了,不如喝了吧。” The gold coin clearly also follows to create a disturbance in side, finally that bottle of foreign wines were opened. 金洋明也在旁边跟着起哄,最后那瓶洋酒还是被打开了。 Looks at the business Yanyan's splendid look in the dim theater box, Chen Hansheng thought that business Yanyan obviously plans to have a story, the gold coin is bright your boy, even to happen does not have the opportunity. 看着商妍妍在昏暗包厢里熠熠生辉的眼神,陈汉升心想商妍妍明显打算发生点故事,金洋明你小子就算想发生也没有机会啊。 In a while, mixed the liquor the side effect on start to manifest. 没过多久,混酒的副作用就开始体现出来了。 Just started everyone to have no feeling, sang while spoke, often also applauded loudly, after less than a half hours, Zheng Guanti is singing «2000 Que Songs», some minute before also people also praised her Cantonese standard. 刚开始大家都没什么感觉,边唱边说话,不时还大声鼓掌,不过半个多小时以后,郑观媞正唱着《千千阙歌》,前一分钟还有人还夸赞她粤语标准。 A result song has not sung, several university students on seven faint eight vegetarian lying down on the sofa. 结果一首歌没唱完,几个大学生就七晕八素的躺在沙发上。 Finally, but can also keep sober, only then Chen Hansheng and Zheng Guanti. 最后,还能保持清醒只有陈汉升和郑观媞。 Also sang several, Chen Hansheng decided that goes to bathroom returns to the dormitory, he thinks that everyone got drunk, therefore closes has not locked. 又唱了几首,陈汉升决定上个厕所就回宿舍,他以为所有人都喝醉了,所以只是关门没有锁。 Just urinated not to have flushing water with enough time, business Yanyan is blushing to push the door to come. 刚小便完还没来得及冲水,商妍妍红着脸推门进来。 „You why?” “你干吗？” Chen Hansheng hurries to raise the pants. 陈汉升赶紧提起裤子。 The light of bathroom is dim, business the eye of Yanyan awake song is taking a look at Chen Hansheng, suddenly drill to his bosom. 卫生间的灯光昏暗迷离,商妍妍惺忪的眼睛打量着陈汉升,突然钻向他的怀里。 „You really make me have the security sense very much, tonight do not return to the school.” “你真的很让我有安全感,今晚不要回学校吧。” Business Yanyan said while kisses/intimate to Chen Hansheng, Chen Hansheng shakes the head the avoidance, struggling the time, suddenly outside hears „thump thump thump” knock. 商妍妍一边说一边亲向陈汉升,陈汉升摇头躲避,挣扎的时候,突然听到外面“咚咚咚”的敲门声。 Two people act to stop simultaneously, Chen Hansheng asked: „Who?” 两人动作同时停下来,陈汉升问道:“谁啊？” „man (Han) rises is you.” “汉升是你啊。” Chen Tianyu mumbled outside: „You, I also a little am a bit faster anxious.” 陈添裕在外面嘟哝道:“你快点啊,我也有点急。” „Knew, is anxious.” “知道了,急个屁。” Chen Hansheng is very anxious, if Chen Tianyu knows that with hardship the girl of pursue, just and hugs together in the restroom in bathroom, possibly his three views will change. 陈汉升心里很紧张,要是陈添裕知道苦苦追求的女孩子,正和自己一起抱在卫生间的厕所里,可能他的三观都会发生变化。 When with great difficulty Chen Tianyu leaves, business Yanyan starts „rope kiss” again action, has not thought is „thump thump thump” knock. 好不容易等到陈添裕离开,商妍妍再次发动“索吻”行动,没想到又是“咚咚咚”的敲门声。 „Who, inside has the person.” “谁啊,里面有人。” Chen Hansheng said loudly. 陈汉升大声说道。 „man (Han) rises, you noticed that business Yanyan doesn't have?” “汉升,你看到商妍妍没有啊？” Also is Chen Tianyu, he tongue was saying greatly: „Haven't I seen her, she in the restroom?” 又是陈添裕,他大着舌头说道:“我没看到她,她在厕所吗？” „Mental illness, does the father in the restroom, how she come in?” “神经病,老子在厕所,她怎么进来的？” Chen Hansheng scolded in inside. 陈汉升在里面骂道。 „Also right, I got drunk, man and woman how in restroom.” “也对,我真是喝醉了,男人和女人怎么在厕所嘛。” Chen Tianyu then departure swayingly. 陈添裕这才晃晃悠悠的离开。 When speech Chen Hansheng does not dare to have the too big movement, responded again the time suddenly thought one sinks, originally business Yanyan hugged the neck to fall asleep, the mouth also stayed the ear bank. 说话时陈汉升一直没敢有太大动作,再反应过来时候突然觉得身上一沉,原来商妍妍搂着自己脖子又睡着了,嘴巴还停留耳畔。 Chen Hansheng puts down the heart finally, hesitates must first goes to explore the way, the cell phone suddenly made a sound. 陈汉升终于放下心,正犹豫着要不要先出去探路的时候,手机突然响了一下。 Collected looked at a phone screen brightly, the information was Zheng Guanti sends. 凑亮看了一眼手机屏幕,信息是郑观媞发来的。 „They were drunk, relax.” “他们都醉了,放心吧。” Chen Hansheng hugs business Yanyan is coming out, Zheng Guanti in selfish singing, the eye was actually still gazing at Chen Hansheng and business Yanyan. 陈汉升抱着商妍妍出来的时候,郑观媞仍然在自顾自的唱歌,眼睛却注视着陈汉升和商妍妍。 „Actually is a misunderstanding, our anything has not done.” “其实是个误会,我们什么都没做。” Chen Hansheng wants to explain. 陈汉升想解释一下。 „My anything had not seen a moment ago, you happily on line.” “刚才我什么都没看见,你们开心就行。” Zheng Guanti said with the microphone, she obviously does not believe that but is not surprised, Chen Hansheng's actions fully conform to the dregs male image. 郑观媞用话筒说道,她明显是不信的,不过也没太吃惊,陈汉升的所作所为完全符合渣男形象。 Chen Hansheng shakes the head does not want to explain, so many people got drunk, he does not have the means to carry off one time, has to telephone to make Li Zhennan come the help, Liu Pengfei threw the male student dormitory to be good directly. 陈汉升摇摇头也不想解释,这么多人都喝醉了,他也没办法一次性拉走,只好打个电话让李圳南过来帮忙,刘鹏飞直接扔男生宿舍就好了。 Under Chen Hansheng and Zheng Guanti deliver several being drunk female students go back the dormitory, the preparation and Zheng Guanti cultivates the deeper feelings, therefore said: „Can walk in the campus?” 陈汉升和郑观媞送几个喝醉酒的女生回去宿舍后,准备和郑观媞加深下感情,于是说道:“要不要在校园里走走？” Some never expected that nearby person people shout suddenly. 没想到旁边有人突然有人喊道。 „Senior Brother Chen!” “陈师兄！” Chen Hansheng turns the head, Luo Xuan animated standing in not far away. 陈汉升一转头,罗璇俏生生的站在不远处。 Zheng Guanti said immediately: „Walks not to need, I called in the factory the driver to meet me.” 郑观媞马上就说道:“走走就不需要了,我叫厂里司机来接我。” However she has not forgotten to thank: „Tonight plays very happily, thanked Mr. Chen Zhanan.” 不过她也没忘记感谢:“今晚玩得很开心,谢谢陈渣男先生了。” After Zheng Guanti goes back, Chen Hansheng said to Luo Xuan: „What matter do you look for my?” 郑观媞回去后,陈汉升对罗璇说道:“你找我什么事啊？” Chen Hansheng who Luo Xuan looks at the whole face impatient look, blurted out: „I want with your love!” 罗璇看着满脸不耐烦神色的陈汉升,脱口而出:“我想和你恋爱！” „Yeah.” “哎。” Chen Hansheng looked up moon, suddenly sighed the one breath: „Tonight really confuses.” 陈汉升抬头看了看月亮,突然叹一口气:“今晚真迷。” …… ・・・・・・