Today regarding the person literary society department student association of wealth institute, possibly is many years has not met the flash news. 今天对于财院的人文社科系学生会来说,可能是个多少年都没遇到过的大新闻。 Outlines simply as follows: 简单概述如下: Litigants: Big new student/life and public administration two classes of class leader Chen Hansheng and external liaison department vice-minister Zhou Xiao 当事人:大一新生、公共管理二班的班长陈汉升和外联部副部长周晓 Event: Competes for the party publicly wins over the support 事件:公开比拼为新生晚会拉赞助 Place: Jiangling University City Yiwu Commodity Center 地点:江陵大学城义乌商品中心 Referee: New student who left Xiaoli, Qi Wei and the others the literary society department student association cadre, look on massively 裁判:左小力、戚薇等人文社科系学生会干部,还有大量旁观的新生 This competes some accidents of sorts, it in the new student|life and Zhou of Xiao creating a disturbance the self-respect and Chen Hansheng's forcing, the words in language catches up with the words and other under factor functions to facilitate, unexpected is in the reason. 这场比拼有些机缘巧合,它在起哄的新生、周晓的自尊心、陈汉升的逼迫,还有语言上的话赶话等诸多因素作用下才促成的,意料之外又是情理之中。 Although the student association the essence is a private mass organization, but actually contaminated massive government vulgar customs, the yamen was not big, the attitude was very bad, that simple several departments can manipulate strategically, even was divided into several factions. 学生会虽然本质是个民间社团,但是却沾染上了大量官场陋习,衙门不大,作风很差,就那么简单的几个部门都能勾心斗角,甚至分成好几个派别。 Zhou Xiao obviously is follows very much left Xiaoli, but the cadres of other departments, they are not necessarily holding „standing and remaining aloof from the thing of no immediate concern to oneself” the attitude watches the fun. 周晓很明显是跟着左小力的,但是其他部门的干部未必,他们只是抱着“事不关己,高高挂起”的态度看热闹。 However surrounds the new students exceptionally to unite, where has the oppression, where has the resistance, is really a point right. 不过围观新生们异常团结,哪里有压迫,哪里就有反抗,真是一点没错。 „Humanities are the business who win over the support in Yiwu Commodity Center, I looked that does not need each to ask, such waste time waste energy, each person random distribution business, looked simply who can draw to many support.” “人文系拉赞助的商家都在义乌商品中心,我看也不需要每家都问,这样浪费时间浪费精力,干脆每人随机分配一个商家,看谁能够拉到更多的赞助。” In the square of voluntary commodity center, the humanities are vice-president left Xiaoli announce the rule. 义务商品中心的广场上,人文系副主席左小力宣布规则。 Zhou understands definitely is agreed that although said that is „random”, which business but he is very clear quite to coordinate in the external liaison department, which business will not give the opportunity, left Xiaoli will also certainly arrange. 周晓肯定是同意的,虽然说是“随机”,但他在外联部很清楚哪个商家好协调,哪个商家根本不给机会,左小力也一定会安排好。 Sure enough, Zhou Xiaofen to was one just started doing business soon barber shop, the entrance firecrackers paper scraps has not swept only, the boss was 20-year-old young people ; What Chen Hansheng minute/share of arriving is a stationery shop, the boss is a 40-year-old middle-aged person. 果不其然,周晓分到是一家刚开业不久的理发店,门口的鞭炮纸屑都没扫净,老板是个20多岁的青年人;陈汉升分到的是一家文具店,老板是个40多岁的中年人。 Zhou Xiao sees such result, thought that this also compares anything, just opened a shop surely needs to propagandize, the young people are also good to speak, discussed casually can draw several hundred dollars to support. 周晓看到这样的结果,心想这还比什么,刚开店肯定需要宣传,年轻人又好说话,随便谈一谈都能拉来几百块钱赞助。 As for that stationery shop boss, rich is rich, but also digs out, moreover what he does is wholesales the business is not big to the retail interest, does not need to propagandize excessively. 至于那个文具店老板,有钱是有钱,但是也抠搜,而且他做的是批发生意对零售兴趣不大,不需要过分宣传。 „Is waiting to father!” “给老子等着！” Zhou Xiao looked at Chen Hansheng one eyes, thought the face of a moment ago discarding, happen to takes carry back now. 周晓看了陈汉升一眼,心想刚才丢掉的面子,现在正好拿回来。 Zhou Xiao is in high spirits to shove open this „my my show” barber shop glass door, originally the boss noticed that has the business to come to be very happy, especially out of the door is also standing many students, but after listening Zhou Xiao showed the purpose in coming, the complexion gradually slights. 周晓精神振奋的推开这家“我型我show”理发店玻璃门,本来老板看到有生意上门很高兴,尤其门外还站着很多学生,不过听周晓说明来意后,脸色就逐渐冷淡下来了。 „We just started doing business, the business is not quite good.” “我们刚开业,生意也不太好啊。” The barber shop boss does not prefer very much, Yiwu Commodity Center is the key point that Jiangling University City all university external liaison departments pay attention, sometimes one month of several waves of students get money continuously. 理发店老板很不情愿,义乌商品中心是江陵大学城所有大学外联部关注的重点,有时候一个月连续有好几波学生来打秋风。 „Because you just started doing business, therefore needs to propagandize, we are preparing to hold the party, you support a banner, falls tail again, at the appointed time is in all new students can see, if supports the small present again, this shop was in becomes famous in us.” “正是因为你们刚开业,所以才需要宣传啊,我们系正准备开新生晚会,你赞助个横幅,再落个尾款,到时系里所有新生都能看到,如果再赞助一点小礼品,这家店在我们系里就出名了。” This support has the repertoire, duplicates not to need too many brains, but the effect will not be good, the good money cannot have, but change many can probably arrive. 这种拉赞助都是有套路的,复制起来不需要太多脑筋,不过效果也不会太好,大钱不会有,但小钱多少能要到点。 Chen Hansheng also in shop, in his saying a word point smoke, static looks that Zhou Xiao and barber shop Teacher Tony discussed. 陈汉升也在店里,他一言不发点上烟,静静的看着周晓和理发店托尼老师商谈。 Talked about finally, Zhou Xiao the tone has somewhat flattered. 谈到最后,周晓的语气已经有些讨好了。 Qi Wei stands by Chen Hansheng, she shakes the head to sigh: „This is the present situation of our external liaison department, winning over the support with going begging to be the same, but also very can exercise the person, this also calculates that spoke, stationery shop that attitude will be worse.” 戚薇就站在陈汉升旁边,她摇摇头叹道:“这就是我们外联部的现状,拉赞助就和乞讨一样,但也挺能锻炼人的,这家还算好说话的,文具店那家态度会更恶劣。” Zhou understands to depend back has vice-president left Xiaoli, does not pay attention to minister Qi Wei, like noon this matter radically is the result that Zhou Xiao independently decides, now actually wants the entire external liaison department to follow to lose face. 周晓仗着背后有副主席左小力,根本不把部长戚薇放在眼里,像中午这件事根本就是周晓自作主张的结果,现在却要整个外联部跟着丢脸。 Facing information that Qi Wei disclosed that Chen Hansheng spat the smoke rings not to speak silently. 面对戚薇透露的信息,陈汉升默默吐着烟圈不说话。 After a half hour, young Teacher Tony relented finally, complies to support a 200 Yuan banner, the value 300 Yuan tonsure coupons, can in the party being swindled prize use. 半个小时后,年轻的托尼老师终于松口了,答应赞助一条200元横幅,还有价值300元的剪发优惠券,可以在新生晚会上当奖品使用。 „Thanks, thanks.” “谢谢,谢谢。” The tail in the school must curl upwards Zhou Xiao who ascends the sky to bow thanks, but Teacher Tony the complexion is desolate, too has not responded. 在学校里尾巴要翘上天的周晓不住鞠躬感谢,不过人家托尼老师脸色冷冷淡淡的,没有太多回应。 „It is not really easy, but some good and evil achievements.” “真是不容易,不过好歹有些成果。” Zhou Xiaochang shouted the one breath, complexion also from lowered the head to bow and scrape turned into being pleased with oneself, then provocation looks at Chen Hansheng. 周晓长呼一口气,脸色也从刚才的低头折节变成了沾沾自喜,然后挑衅似的看着陈汉升。 Chen Hansheng discards the cigarette butt, moves toward that stationery shop directly, without thinking just started to have the accident/surprise. 陈汉升扔掉烟头,直接走向那家文具店,没想到刚开始就出现了意外。 Originally that stationery shop boss is speaking in the entrance and neighbor, after seeing clearly left Xiaoli and Qi Wei, he covered up the glass door without delay. 本来那个文具店老板正在门口和邻居说话,看清楚左小力和戚薇以后,他二话不说就掩住了玻璃门。 Was denied entrance, on Qi Wei the face is somewhat embarrassed, is somewhat angry, left Xiaoli selects this business intentionally to Chen Hansheng, bullied the meaning of person is too obvious. 吃了闭门羹,戚薇脸上有些不好意思,也有些愤然,左小力故意挑这种商家给陈汉升,欺负人的意思太明显了。 As for Zhou Xiao do not discuss that was refreshed, only hates is in itself not the stationery shop boss, otherwise really wants Chen Hansheng to kneel down to call the father. 至于周晓心里别谈多爽快了,只恨自己不是文具店老板,不然真的要陈汉升跪下叫爹。 „I help you begin, remaining looked at yourself.” “我去帮你开个头,剩下就看你自己了。” Qi Wei throws down these words, walks to shove open the glass door on own initiative, said: „Boss Feng hello/you good, disturbed you.” 戚薇丢下这句话,主动走过去推开玻璃门,说道:“冯老板你好,又来打扰您了。” „If really felt to disturb, that do not come.” “要是真觉得打扰了,那就别来啊。” This stationery shop boss is Feng Jihua, over 40 years old is, the hair was balding, brings eyeglasses, the cheek bone was a little high, in the appearance was that kind of person who did not have to do well. 这家文具店老板叫冯继华,四十多岁,头发谢顶,带着个眼镜,腮骨有点高,面相上就属于不好打交道的那类人。 Hears Feng Jihua ridiculing, Qi Wei awkward saying: „We are must hold the party, wants to ask you to support” 听到冯继华的奚落,戚薇一脸尴尬的说道:“我们系要开新生晚会,想请您赞助・・・・・・” „Bang” a sound. “嘭”的一声响。 Feng Jihua takes to place on the counter the thick account book directly, Qi Wei the speech voice also stops suddenly. 冯继华直接把厚厚的账本拿出来放在柜台上,戚薇说话声音也戛然而止。 „It is not does not support, some of my many foreign loans have not received, without money supports you.” Feng Jihua is changing the account book, while puts out the bill signed in acknowledgment of debt to say. “不是不支持,我也有很多外债没有收回来,没有钱赞助你们啊。”冯继华一边翻动着账本,一边拿出欠条说道。 In the crowd, has the student association cadres to complain in a low voice: „Is this set, must support each time, he puts out the bill signed in acknowledgment of debt to taunt us.” 人群里,就有学生会干部低声抱怨:“又是这一套,每次要赞助,他就拿出欠条挖苦我们。” Stands in the standpoint of businessman, Chen Hansheng very understood actually, after all whose money is not the gale blows, why without using to support. 站在生意人的立场,陈汉升倒是挺理解的,毕竟谁的钱也不是大风吹来的,既然没有用又何必赞助。 May from the angle of today's competition, Chen Hansheng think that left Xiaoli this damn under the real meeting wraps, Feng Jihua this kind of person will not basically take out money. 可从今天比拼的角度,陈汉升心想左小力这狗日的真会下套,冯继华这类人基本是不会掏钱的。 „I am those words, person who your university students have the skill, who can help me probably come back the foreign loan, when this money supported.” “我还是那句话,你们大学生都是有本事的人,谁能帮我把外债要回来,这钱就当赞助了。” Feng Jihua said that is staring at the group of university students in wealth institute, they have no social experience, when draws the support repertoire, no matter uses , can only be at a loss. 冯继华说完就盯着财院的这群大学生,他们都没啥社会经验,当拉赞助套路不管用的时候,也只能束手无策。 Here Zhou Xiao is happiest, hints left Xiaoli to announce the competition result quickly, he could not have repressed to prepare 360 degrees all-weather screw to attack Chen Hansheng. 这里周晓是最开心的,示意左小力赶快宣布比试结果,他已经按捺不住准备360度全天候螺旋打击陈汉升了。 Sees expression that Zhou Xiaoxing exerts, Chen Hansheng walks to ask suddenly: „Boss Feng, does that nearby have business who owes you money?” 看到周晓兴奋的表情,陈汉升突然走出去问道:“冯老板,那附近有没有欠你钱的商家？” Feng Jihua is appreciating the embarrassment of university students, listens to stare suddenly, in the past ejected this trump card, the university students gave way before difficulties, today some rare people may I ask. 冯继华正在欣赏大学生们的窘态,听着突然一愣,以往自己抛出这个杀手锏,大学生都是知难而退,今天难得有人敢问。 „You planned that helps me demand payment?” “你打算帮我要账？” „Too far is not good, in the afternoon I must have the result.” Chen Hansheng said. “太远的不行,下午我就要出结果。”陈汉升说道。 Feng Jihua is taking a look at Chen Hansheng, big, but also is not really ugly, the local ruffian taste that but the corners of the eyes place always cannot conceal, smiles also to bring frivolously, when speech is also very steady. 冯继华打量着陈汉升,高高大大,还真是不丑,不过眼梢处总有一股掩饰不住的痞味,笑起来还带着轻佻,说话时又挺稳重。 „Nearby has one actually.” “附近的倒是有一家。” Stationery shop boss Feng Jihua flips the account book, raised the head saying: „Is opposite fruiterer's shop.” 文具店老板冯继华翻了翻账本,抬头说道:“就是对面的水果店。” „IOU?” Chen Hansheng asked. “借据呢？”陈汉升问道。 „Issue here, the IOU at that time was duplicate, but my reserved lost, he knows, directly did not acknowledge, otherwise nearly had the IOU I to come back early.” Feng Jihua said. “问题就在这里,借据当时是一式两份,但是我保留的这一份丢了,他知道后直接不承认,不然这么近有借据我早要回来了。”冯继华说道。 Chen Hansheng thought that this is the headless debt without the IOU, then also asked: „He owes you many.” 陈汉升心想这还是一个没有借据的无头欠款,然后又问道:“他欠你多少。” „2500 Yuan.” “2500元。” Chen Hansheng nods, hesitates one to shout suddenly: „old Yang, few, vermilion does Chenglong, want the debt to dare with me?” 陈汉升点点头,沉吟一会突然喊道:“老杨,少强,朱成龙,和我去要债敢不敢？” „Has anything not to dare!” “有什么不敢的！” „The fourth child, you looks down on the person not.” “老四,你莫小瞧人。” „Class leader, I all listen your!” “班长,我全听你的！” Chen Hansheng is impolite, takes three charlatans to go to opposite fruiterer's shop directly, the surrounded student is also „crash-bang” one all follows, only leaves behind Zhou Xiao stupidly and left Xiaoli said: „Shouldn't I win?” 陈汉升也不客气,带上三个混子直接去对面的水果店,围观的学生也是“哗啦”一下全部跟上,只留下周晓傻傻的和左小力说道:“不是应该我赢了吗？” left Xiaoli also thought ninety percent sure, now has an accident inexplicably, very impatient saying: „You asked me, whom my his mother asked!” 左小力本来也以为十拿九稳,现在莫名出了个岔子,很不耐烦的说道:“你问我,我他妈问谁！” …… ・・・・・・