IBJWMC :: Volume #1

#69: I am a taoist priest, I have no feelings


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Is hearing from cellphone another sound, in this split second, in the Su Ming mind appeared a graceful form. 听着来自手机另一头的声音,这一瞬间里,苏明的脑海中浮现出了一道曼妙的身影。 That is not together inferior in Xu Qianqian and An Zijin these two Goddess Academy Flower, even there is a possibility beautiful form even better. 那是一道丝毫不逊色于许芊芊安子衿这两位女神院花,甚至有可能更胜一筹的美丽身影。 The opposite party was first makes Su Ming feel that in the lifetime resulted in shockingly cannot own person, was Su Ming first seeing can call it existence of Goddess. 对方是第一个让苏明在有生之年里感到惊艳得不能自己的人,也是苏明头一个见到的能够被称之为女神的存在。 When facing Xu Qianqian and An Zijin, Su Ming can not be crazy like others absorbed, turns into under others skirts the feudal official, even dares to curse angrily others in turn, perhaps was also lucky this person's relations. 在面对许芊芊安子衿的时候,苏明之所以能够不像其他人那样着迷到忘我,变成人家的裙下之臣,甚至敢反过来怒骂人家,或许亦是多亏了这个人的关系。 Because of the opposite party, Su Ming will have some immunities to the pretty woman. 因为对方,苏明才会对漂亮的女人有了一些免疫力。 Because of the opposite party, Su Ming can maintains the normal heart in front of Xu Qianqian and An Zijin such Goddess Academy Flower. 因为对方,苏明才能够在许芊芊安子衿这样的女神院花面前保持平常心。 Although, oneself and opposite party has happening together time, the opposite party does not have now capital so, but must say, thanks to this, Su Ming can have happening together with such character. 虽说,自己和对方产生交集的时候,对方并没有现在这般的资本,可不得不说,拜此所赐,苏明才能和那样的人物产生交集。 Even, present Su Ming regretted very much. 即使,现在的苏明很后悔。 Aiya.” 哎呀。” cellphone another sound then sobered until this moment probably slightly came, now knows that is who called oneself is the same, the sound became jumped for joy suddenly. 手机另一头的声音便好像直到这一刻才稍微清醒了过来似的,现在才知道是谁打电话给自己了一样,声音突然变得雀跃了起来。 „Isn't this my great benefactor?” The sound that the young girls jump for joy cannot hide, made its say/way: My great benefactor, can you be willing to contact with me finally?” “这不是我的大恩人吗?”少女雀跃的声音丝毫隐藏不住,令其道:“我的大恩人,你可总算肯联系我了啊?” hearing this, Su Ming really has to plant impulsion that hangs up the telephone. 闻言,苏明真有种挂断电话的冲动。 By him the understanding of the opposite party, opposite party tone, is definitely thinking makes fun of itself. 以他对对方的了解,对方这个语气,肯定是在想着捉弄自己。 For a long time does not see.” Su Ming could only weakly and without strength say: Hasn't disturbed you?” “好久不见。”苏明只能有气无力的道:“没有打扰到你吧?” „Did you say?” Young girl is covering mouth to laugh secretly, so said: Late at night, child obediently lay down the bedding, only then the good-for-nothing will call in this time the girl, does not know that was what mind ~~~ “你说呢?”少女似在捂嘴窃笑,这般道:“三更半夜,小孩子都乖乖躺进被窝了,只有坏家伙才会在这个时间打电话给女孩子,不知道是何居心呢~~~ teasing words, made Su Ming roll his eyes. 调侃般的话语,令苏明白眼直翻 can you talk properly?” Su Ming then said: I ask you to have the proper business, does not come to be sexually harassed by you.” 好好说话行吗?”苏明便这么道:“我找你是有正事,不是来被你调戏的。” I know.” Young girl said with a smile: Without letting you felt important proper business that is at a loss, how your will straight man call in late at night me?” “我知道呀。”少女笑吟吟的道:“要是没有让你感到束手无策的重要正事,你这个直男又怎么会在三更半夜打电话给我?” These words of young girl, if were heard by Xu Qianqian, absolutely will selects to praise for her. 少女的这番话,若是被许芊芊听到了,一定会为她点赞。 After all, Su Ming is not one time twice calls in late at night her, clutched from the bedding her. 毕竟,苏明也不是一次两次的在三更半夜打电话给她,把她从被窝里揪出来了。 Will perhaps approve of including An Zijin. 安子衿或许都会赞同。 Who makes Su Ming also look to get up An Zijin before sleeping, regarding studying the Spiritual Technique matter, didn't have the eyesight vigor very much makes some secretive wishful thinkings in others heart fail? 谁让苏明在睡觉前还找上过安子衿,谈起学习灵性术的事情,很没有眼力劲的让人家心中的一些不可告人的小心思落空了呢? To a certain extent, Su Ming is truly stiff, works does not attend to the time place completely, so long as there is a matter, wants to do does, said that the point of pleasant to hear called vigorously and resolutely, decisive straightforward, said that the point not of pleasant to hear was a muscle. 某种程度上来说,苏明确实挺直的,做起事来完全不顾时间地点,只要有事,想做就做,说好听点叫雷厉风行,果断率直,说不好听点就是一根筋。 Naturally, Su Ming will not engage in introspection. 当然,苏明是不会反省的。 Initially is whose always late at night telephoning does harass my?” “当初是谁总是半夜三更的打电话来骚扰我的?” Su Ming then resentment. 苏明便怼了回去。 Therefore said that you are straight.” The young girls said with a smile lightly: You telephone to only have the proper business late at night, I call you late at night, that not for proper business?” “所以才说你直。”少女轻笑道:“你半夜三更打电话只有正事,我半夜三更给你打电话,那可不是为了正事哦?” Saying, the voice of young girl also becomes specially charming, the attraction is full, lets Su Ming cannot help but let the imagination wander, soon straightened up to salute. 说着,少女的声音还变得特别的妩媚,诱惑力十足,让苏明都不由得一阵浮想翩翩,都快要挺腰致敬了。 vixen.” 狐狸精。” Su Ming scolded one. 苏明骂了一句。 Yes, others are great benefactor's little vixen.” The young girls actually not care a whoop, on the contrary very happily said: When are you willing to favor your little vixen? My high official person?” “是哦,人家是大恩人的小狐狸精呢。”少女却是丝毫不在意,反倒很开心的道:“你什么时候才肯来宠幸一下你的小狐狸精呢?我的大官人?” You are the high official person! Your entire family is the high official person! 你才是大官人!你全家都是大官人! Su Ming has to plant by Pan Jinlian regarded Ximen Qing pulling up the feeling, making his whole body not get a grip. 苏明有种被潘金莲当成西门庆给撩了的感觉,令他浑身都不得劲。 Ok, did not wrangle with you.” Su Ming hurries to enter the subject, said: I have the matter to need you to help.” “好了,不跟你扯皮了。”苏明赶紧进入正题,道:“我有事情需要你帮忙。” Said.” The young girls are also very straightforward, said: Will make you telephone to relate my matter at this time point, to you should be very important?” “说吧。”少女也很直截了当,道:“会让你在这个时间点打电话联系我的事情,对你来说应该很重要吧?” Almost.” Su Ming responded to one fuzzily, immediately said: I need Alchemist Warlock, very fierce Alchemist Warlock.” “差不多。”苏明模糊的回应了一句,随即道:“我需要一位炼金术士,很厉害的炼金术士。” Very fierce Alchemist Warlock?” The young girls seemed like the interest, asked: „Can that meet your request fiercely?” “很厉害的炼金术士?”少女好像来了兴致,问道:“那得多厉害才能满足你的要求呢?” Regarding the issue of young girl, Su Ming hesitated for a moment, then opened the mouth merely. 对于少女的这个问题,苏明仅仅犹豫了一下子,然后便开口了。 Arrived can refine Illusory Demon Potion that type Nightmare Type's blood fiercely.” “厉害到能够把噩梦种的血炼成幻魔药剂的那一种。” Such remarks, another of telephone lost the sound immediately. 此话一出,电话的另一头立即失去了声音。 Su Ming had not urged, such static is waiting. 苏明也没有催促,就这么静静的等着。 Waited for about ten seconds, the young girl spooky voice of resounding again slowly. 等了大约十秒钟,少女幽幽的声音才慢慢的重新响起。 Your this greater part of the night makes such big one to frighten to me really?” “你这大半夜的给我制造这么大的一个惊吓真的好吗?” The young girls seem to have guessed correctly anything. 少女似乎已经猜到什么了。 Does not have the means.” Su Ming sighs, said: This matter, I do not dare to take to discuss in the broad daylight, only dares to ask you to discuss.” “没办法。”苏明叹了一口气,道:“这种事,我可不敢在光天化日的时候拿出来谈,也只敢找你谈。” Turns over to straight, Su Ming will not be has not considered to give the girls to telephone at this time point. 直归直,苏明并不是什么都没有考虑才会在这个时间点给人家女孩子打电话的。 if this weren't the case late at night, he has really not dared to be away from cellphone, discussed such important matter with others. 要不是这样的三更半夜,他还真不太敢隔着手机,和别人谈这么重要的事。 The young girls are also Su Ming felt person who can trust, therefore he will look for the opposite party. 少女也是苏明觉得可以信任的人,所以他才会找上对方。 Especially ability of this young girl is not ordinary, in everyone who in Su Ming can think, is only one by one can trust also to have the means absolutely to help his person. 尤其是这个少女的能力不一般,在苏明能够想到的所有人里,绝对是唯一一个即能信赖又有办法帮到他的人。 Even if, this has the price. 即使,这是有代价的。 „Should I thank your trust?” “我应该感谢你的信任吗?” The voice of young girl appears special pondering. 少女的声音就显得特别的玩味。 You said.” Su Ming feels scalp tingles, while said while gnashing the teeth: How can you be willing to help me?” “你说吧。”苏明一边感到头皮发麻,一边咬牙切齿的道:“你要怎样才肯帮我?” How can I, you not be very clear?” The laughter special arousing heartstrings of young girl, making him say: I, so long as my great benefactor can favor my then it will be alright, you are know.” “我要怎样,你不是很清楚吗?”少女的笑声就特别的撩人心弦,使其这么道:“我只要我的大恩人能够宠幸我就行了,你是知道的。” Do not be noisy.” Holding down temples that the Su Ming quite feeling has a headache about. “别闹。”苏明颇感头疼的按住太阳穴。 Is because this woman always likes sexually harassing itself, pulls up itself, does oneself is suspended in midair, Su Ming a little fears her. 就是因为这个女人老是喜欢调戏自己,撩自己,把自己搞得不上不下的,苏明才有点怕她。 Especially this woman is not simple, letting Su Ming has to be worried, if oneself on being unable to bear she, the latter half of life can also well. 特别是这个女人还不简单,让苏明不得不担心,自己要是忍不住上了她,下半辈子还能不能好好的过下去。 This woman not only looks like vixen, looks also looks like vixen compared with vixen. 偏偏,这个女人不仅像狐狸精,长得更是比狐狸精还像狐狸精 At least, has seen her these men, was bewitched to seize the mortal form the voice by her to pull up, crazily how in ten people must have nine at least is will imagine to go to bed the opposite party lane, remaining will lose control to throw at the scene, finally fell a horrible to look at fate. 至少,见过她的那些男人,被她那勾魂夺魄的嗓音一撩,十个人里起码得有九个是会疯狂的想象怎么把对方弄上床的,剩下的一个则是会当场失控扑上去,最后落了一个惨不忍睹的下场。 Therefore, Su Ming really fears her, feared that regretted why oneself must handle that matter initially, causes to be given to stare by her. 因此,苏明是真的怕她,怕到非常后悔自己当初为什么要做那种事情,导致被她给盯上。 But that time Su Ming, has not really thought, a bread, will cause such massacre unexpectedly. 可那个时候的苏明,真的没有想到,一个面包而已,竟是会引起这样的惨案啊。 You said that helps!” “你就说帮不帮吧!” Su Ming gave the opposite party simply an ultimatum. 苏明干脆给了对方一个最后通牒。 But, the opposite party is not a vegetarian. 但,对方也不是吃素的。 I lack one to be able, when I shop helps man who I take the thing.” “我缺一个能在我购物的时候帮我提东西的男人。” This cannot be the suggestion, but was the direct clear instructions. 这已经不能算是暗示,而是直接明示了。 „Will you lack the man?” “你会缺男人?” Su Ming's corner of the mouth twitched. 苏明嘴角抽搐 Ehm.” The young girls play to say with a smile: After all, in our eyes, only then my great benefactor is a man.” “嗯啊。”少女嬉笑着道:“毕竟,在咱的眼里,只有我的大恩人才是男人呢。” Apology! 道歉! Hurries to give these man apology that to pursue you do not hesitate to lose everything! 赶紧给那些为了追求你不惜倾家荡产的男人道歉! Su Ming wants saying that the result of but doing this draws fire to oneself without doubt. 苏明很想这么说,但这样做的结果无疑是引火烧身。 Therefore, Su Ming shirked. 于是,苏明推脱了起来。 I was very recently busy, you know that Huaming District campaign.” “我最近很忙,你知道的,华明区战役。” „It is not anxious, I can wait for you to come back.” “不急,我可以等你回来嘛。” This is the war, who knows when finished?” “这可是战争,谁知道什么时候结束?” We waited for you to wait by ancient times, was not really anxious.” “那咱就等你等到天荒地老呗,真的不急。” „...... I am not worth doing that.” “......我不值得你这么做。” How can? Others only recognize your child?” “怎么会呢?人家可是只认你这个崽的哦?” I am traditional taoist, I have no feelings.” “我是个卫道士,我莫得感情的。” Does not have the relations not to relate, even if you are curved, others still have the confidence to help you break off straight, let alone only taoist priest, even if the monk we divides minute to make you return to secular life.” “没关系没关系,就算你是弯的,人家也有信心帮你掰直,更别说只是个道士了,哪怕是和尚咱都分分钟让你还俗。” I...” “我...” Su Ming the language of shirking lost the control in the laughters of young girl gradually, Su Ming has almost not exploded the swearing. 苏明的推脱之语就在少女的嬉笑之间渐渐的失去了控制,以至于苏明差点没有爆粗口。 I, if died in this?” “那我要是死在这了呢?” Su Ming is also ruthless, started incantation. 苏明也是狠,都开始咒自己了。 What a pity, he suppresses, the opposite is more ruthless. 可惜,他狠,对面更狠。 I will ask somebody to help you take carry back the bone ash pan, good later to hold the marriage ceremony for people already dead.” “我会托人帮你把骨灰盆拿回来,好以后办冥婚。” declaration that the young girls do not cultivate the behavior, making Su Ming spit blood at the scene. 少女不做人的宣言,让苏明当场吐血。 Su Ming knows, this price did not pay is incorrect. 苏明知道,这个代价不付是不行的了。 When...... can you find the person?” “......你什么时候能找到人?” Su Ming aggrieved incomparable said these words, represented own compromise. 苏明憋屈无比的说出了这句话,代表了自己的妥协。 Just wait.” The young girls seemed well satisfied were the same, said: Had the news I to tell you, you first concentrated on at the Huaming District campaign.” “等着吧。”少女好似心满意足了一样,道:“有消息了我会告诉你的,你就先把精力放在华明区的战役上吧。” Ok.” Although Su Ming felt oneself have boundless prospects, actually inexplicable relaxing, said as if being released from a heavy burden: That asked you.” “行。”苏明虽感觉自己前途无量,却又莫名的松了一口气,放下一个重担似的道:“那就拜托你了。” Relax, you know that finds a person, to me is not anything.” Young girls said that while is actually suddenly changed the topic, faintly said: What is premise you do not make to make me feel the unhappy matter?” “放心,你知道的,找个人而已,对我来说不算什么。”少女一边这么说,一边却是突然语锋一转,幽幽的道:“前提是你可别做什么让我感到不开心的事情哦?” „...... For example?” Su Ming brows twitched. “......比如呢?”苏明眉头一跳 For example...” The young girls lengthened the tone, immediately smilingly said: For example your side that cute neighbor younger sister, aloof Academy Flower Senpai in school, at present living together two attractive kouhai what, what if you made with them also not with the good deed that I do, I will be very unhappy?” “比如...”少女拖长了语气,随即笑盈盈的道:“比如你身边那个可爱的邻家妹妹啊,学院里的高冷院花学姐啊,目前正在同居的两个漂亮学妹什么的,要是你跟她们做了些什么还没有跟我做的好事,那我会很不开心哦?” Su Ming the whole person is not immediately good. 苏明顿时整个人都不好了。 Is this woman, really familiar with the matter of my side? 这个女人,果然对我身边发生的事情了如指掌吗? Others have felt very anxious, my great benefactor knew that how cute recently unexpectedly the attractive young female student, what to do if suddenly wants to be in love?” “人家可是一直感到很不安的哦,我的大恩人最近居然认识了那么多可爱又漂亮的小女生,要是突然想谈个恋爱怎么办?” Thinks of such matter, others feel extreme pain in the heart.” “一想到这样的事情,人家就心里好痛好痛呢。” My great benefactor, you should cruel-heartedly to not letting others such sad?” “我的大恩人,你应该不会狠心到让人家这么伤心的吧?” The young girl meaningfully words, let the Su Ming corners of the mouth and corner of the eye start to jump greatly. 少女意有所指的话语,就让苏明嘴角和眼角都开始大跳了起来。 But how can he? 可他又能怎么样呢? Only can have tears streaming down the face. 只能泪流满面了。
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