IBJWMC :: Volume #1

#27: This viewers is not good!


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Next day, in the morning. 次日,清晨。 Lived in entire night of Su Ming in the hotel, while the morning exercise have not started, stealthily slid in the school. 在酒店里住了整整一夜的苏明,趁着晨练还没开始的时候,悄咪咪的溜回学院里去了。 Originally, Su Ming does not want to come back. 本来,苏明是不想回来的。 Without the means that in one crowd of crazy lapdog facing Demon-Hunting School, Su Ming can only express oneself are very nervous. 没办法,面对猎魔学院里的一群疯狂的舔狗,苏明只能表示自己真的很慌。 Yesterday evening before going to sleep, Su Ming returned the forum of school net, searched a news, finally the article looked, can only see unexpectedly that crowd of hot tempered lapdog are shouting hits to shout "kill", the one by one post of what torture but also in discussing should give itself on. 昨天晚上入睡之前,苏明还上了学院网的论坛,探了一下消息,结果通篇看下去,竟是只能看到那群暴躁的舔狗在喊打喊杀,还在讨论着该给自己上什么样的酷刑的一个个帖子。 This may Su Ming frightening, has no longer returned to the idea that the school goes. 这可把苏明给吓得,都有了不再回学院去的想法了。 Luckily, when the school gradually becomes fills the vicious tendencies, An Zijin finally speaks. 幸好,在学院逐渐变得充满戾气的时候,安子衿总算是发话了。 This neighbor younger sister is stands finally the explanation, explained itself to everyone and relations between Su Ming. 这位邻家妹妹终于是站出来解释,向所有人说明了自己和苏明之间的关系。 People only know, originally Su Ming and An Zijin are the neighbors of from childhood then understanding, because had moved the relations, two people had the entire ten years not to see, therefore met yesterday, An Zijin somewhat was excited, jumped in Su Ming's bosom directly. 人们这才知道,原来苏明安子衿从小便认识的邻居,因为已经搬家了的关系,两人有整整十年未见了,所以昨天见面的时候,安子衿才有些激动,直接扑进了苏明的怀里。 Students in school then feels suddenly enlighted, while feels somewhat sourly. 学院里的众学员们这才一边感到恍然大悟,一边又觉得有些酸溜溜。 Originally is the neighbor?” “原来是邻居啊?” This time also relations such good neighbor?” “这个时代还有关系这么好的邻居吗?” Admired, why don't I have such cute neighbor younger sister?” “慕了,为啥我就没有这么可爱的邻居妹妹?” This Su Ming also is really the good luck.” “这个苏明还真是好运气啊。” People then like gradual transforms the vicious tendencies for the jealousy, that sour odor, is away from distance far away to be able from the one by one forum post to smell. 人们便像这样逐渐的将戾气转化为了醋意,那酸味,隔着老远的距离都能从一个个的论坛帖子上闻到。 thanks to this, Su Ming from was also shouted hits the object who shouted "kill" to turn by the person envy, jealousy and hate object. 拜此所赐,苏明也从被人喊打喊杀的对象变成了被人羡慕嫉妒恨的对象。 Perhaps although both have no difference essentially, because the latter may turn into the former anytime again, in the school wants directly Gan the Su Ming person definitely big piles, but since An Zijin stood to speak, they want to shout to Su Ming again hit to shout "kill", poured have no reason. 虽说本质上两者或许没什么区别,因为后者随时有可能再次变成前者,学院里想直接淦了苏明的人肯定还是有一大堆的,但既然安子衿都站出来说话了,他们想再对苏明喊打喊杀,倒也没有理由了。 Therefore, Su Ming hurries to seize the chance the school, did not strive for brushing sense of presence, only strove for not being stopped up the gate. 于是,苏明才赶紧趁机回学院,不求刷刷存在感,只求别被人堵门。 Naturally, before returning to the Su Ming easy life also no longer resembles of school, was so comfortable. 当然,回到学院的苏明小日子也不再像之前那么舒坦了。 At least, Lei Hao and Ye Bai these two people is all day to his mystifying. 至少,雷浩和叶白这两人是整天对他一阵阴阳怪气。 „Isn't this and Academy Flowers too tangled to unravel Young Master Su?” “这不是和院花们纠缠不清苏大少吗?” Really loses the respect, hopes that don't shut out our temple is too young, cannot accommodate your life big winner?” “真是失敬,希望你别嫌弃我们这里的庙太小,容不下你这个人生大赢家哦?” Is similar such mystifying words, has become Lei Hao and Ye Bai's catchphrase. 类似这样阴阳怪气的话,已经成为了雷浩叶白的口头禅 Let alone was Lei Hao and Ye Bai, was in these past not familiar fellow when meets Su Ming, came on kind regards to Su Ming. 别说是雷浩和叶白了,就是那些往日里不怎么熟悉的家伙都会在遇到苏明的时候,给苏明来上一个亲切的问候。 Long time no see, is healthy?” “好久不见了,身体还硬朗吗?” Recently no big sickness slight illness and so on being encumbered? What? No? Is healthy?...” “最近没什么大病小病之类的缠身吧?什么?没有?身体好着?嘁...” How does Young Master Su reduce to can only the following roommate come out to stroll together? Shouldn't together be happy the two-row with your neighbor younger sister?” 苏大少怎么沦落到只能跟着室友一起出来闲逛啊?不是应该跟你的邻家妹妹一起甜蜜双排吗?” „Does the Great Academy Flower Xu small paper also remain? What did above write? I hope very much presses for payment the list!” 许大院花的小纸条还留着吧?上面写了什么?我很希望是催款单呢!” Takes a look, what these fellows said is the logical expression? 瞧瞧,这些家伙说的是人话吗? Su Ming thought in any case these bastards do not want to work as the person, does not match to work as the person. 反正苏明是觉得这些混蛋不想当人了,也不配当人。 The side is such a crowd damn the fellow, Su Ming is also very desperate. 身边都是这样的一群操蛋的家伙,苏明也是很绝望的。 Is good because, Su Ming has the opportunity of retaliation. 好在,苏明不是没有报复的机会。 Since had a reunion after on that day, An Zijin will often run to come to the dormitory to see Su Ming. 自从那天重逢以后,安子衿就时常都会跑来宿舍这边见苏明 Elder Brother Su Ming, I make soup to you, you drink before it's too late.” 苏明哥哥,我煲了汤给你,你趁热喝吧。” Elder Brother Su Ming, this is I for the clothes that you buy, recently the weather started to transfer coolly, remembers that maintains warmth.” 苏明哥哥,这是我给你买的衣服,最近天气开始转凉了,记得保暖。” Elder Brother Su Ming, accompanies me to play the game, a person is quite bored.” 苏明哥哥,陪我玩游戏吧,一个人好无聊哦。” Elder Brother Su Ming...” 苏明哥哥...” As such, An Zijin almost will come to male dormitory here to report daily, entangles in Su Ming's side, left Elder Brother Su Ming, right Elder Brother Su Ming, but also gave to arrange Su Ming's basic needs, did not deliver the breakfast, Chinese meal and dinner to him and even is night, rushes in the Su Ming bedroom directly, helping Su Ming reorganize the bed. 像这样,安子衿几乎天天都会来男生宿舍这里报道,缠在苏明的身边,左一句苏明哥哥,右一句苏明哥哥,还将苏明的衣食住行都给安排了起来,不是给他送早餐、中餐、晚餐乃至是宵夜,就是直接闯进苏明的寝室里,帮苏明整理床铺。 This read is the neighbor younger sister, the writing life butler Academy Flower kouhai actions, let many coarse men in male dormitory envies the plasmolysis. 这读作邻家妹妹,写作生活管家院花学妹的所作所为,就让男生宿舍里的许多糙汉子是羡慕得质壁分离。 Especially same bedroom Lei Hao and Ye Bai, looks that An Zijin in every possible way considered Su Ming the appearance of daily life, the mentality is almost envying to collapse. 尤其是同寝室雷浩和叶白,看着安子衿无微不至的照顾着苏明的生活起居的模样,心态都差点羡慕崩了。 I must change the bedroom!” “我要换寝室!” This is a period of time Lei Hao's catchphrase. 这是最近一段时间的雷浩的口头禅 I must kill people!” “我要杀人!” This is a period of time Ye Bai's catchphrase. 这是最近一段时间的叶白的口头禅 Clearly, these two people could not have borne. 很明显,这两人已经受不了了。 Especially Ye Bai, entire mental illness, one will smile recently likely, one will cry, meets the whole face to be happy, meets the whole face hate, gives to look at the infant Su Ming at heart. 特别是叶白,最近整的像个神经病似的,一会笑,一会哭,一会满脸幸福,一会满脸怨恨,把苏明都给看得心里毛毛的了。 In his words, every day can see own Goddess, treats with Goddess in under the same roof, this is an incomparably happy and happy matter. 用他的话来说,每天能够看到自家女神,和自家女神待在同一个屋檐下,这是一件无比开心又幸福的事情。 Therefore, he will smile, will be happy. 所以,他会笑,会感到幸福。 But when he remembers Goddess is not oneself, but is others Su Ming time, he thought that the whole person is not good. 可当他想起女神不是自己的,而是人家苏明的的时候,他又觉得整个人都不好了。 Therefore, he will cry, will feel the hate. 所以,他会哭,会感到怨恨。 Recently, in bedding secretly look at some unit of elementary student famous spy in late at night a play that this goods still hid, pursued is one whole evening, looked is one all day, making Su Ming midnight not dare to sleep, only feared that fell asleep suddenly plotting to murder by the defiant person. 最近,这货还在三更半夜的时候躲在被窝里偷偷的看某部小学生名侦探的番剧,一追就是一整晚,一看就是一整天,让苏明半夜都不敢睡觉了,只怕睡着睡着就突然被刁民给谋害。 As for others, Su Ming always felt, oneself walks , on road, once for a while will have the regarding diffraction that made him be scared in his conducting the back, surrounding person also in gloomily visits him, looked at fearful and apprehensive him. 至于其他人,苏明总觉得,自己走在路上的时候,都时不时的会有一道道令他心里发毛的视线射在他的背上,周围的人也在阴恻恻的看着他,直把他看得胆战心惊。 Su Ming even can see many extremely unfriendly posts at the forum of school net. 苏明甚至能在学院网的论坛上看到许多异常不友好的帖子。 For example... 例如... if this post reaches one million views, I then massacre Su Ming personally!” 此贴能盖到一百万楼,我便亲手去杀掉苏明!” Every day punches the clock! To scold Su Ming can come in!” “每日打卡!想骂苏明的都可以进来!” oneself has both one's parents to take care, is unable not to worry, if there is viewers to provide the reliable murder method to enable me to avoid ending up in prison, becomes the suspect, I do not mind personally make a move, settled Su Ming that boy!” 本人上有老下有小,无法了无牵挂,若是有水友能够提供可靠的杀人方法让我可以避免锒铛入狱,成为嫌疑犯,我不介意亲自出手,了结了苏明那厮!” Registration registration! This is to kill Su Ming the fourth day!” “签到签到!这是想杀苏明的第四天!” Has a look, is this post that the person can swim? 看看,这是人会水的帖子吗? As qualified viewers, you should not everyday lick Goddess, is Goddess erects a building, again each other to spurting, this said that Goddess looks at my one eyes today, that said that Goddess smiles to me today, then said that together the opposite party is thinking the fart does eat? 作为一个合格的水友,你们不是应该日常舔舔女神,为女神盖楼,再彼此对喷,这个说女神今天看了我一眼,那个说女神今天对我笑了,然后一起说对方在想屁吃吗? Moreover, as Two Great Academy Flowers' fans, you also this/should heavy blows in the network attacks, this said that own Goddess is most beautiful, Goddess that said others family/home compares with own Goddess is the rouge vulgar powder, then points at the opposite party to spurt stream of abuse together? 而且,作为两大院花的粉丝,你们在网络上也该重拳出击,这个说自家的女神最美,那个说别人家的女神跟自家女神比起来就是胭脂俗粉,然后一起指着对方喷个狗血淋头吧? This viewers is not good! 这一届的水友不行! What skill killing others is? Has the skill you to go to like committing suicide together in the name of love!” “杀别人算什么本事?有本事你们去为爱殉情啊!” Su Ming was about to explode with rage. 苏明都快气炸了。 Feared oneself by the collection fire, Su Ming absolutely will were told these sprayers, anything is called qualified keyboard warrior. 要不是怕自己被集火,苏明一定会告诉这些喷子,什么叫做合格的键盘侠 After Su Ming returns to the school, the day of passing, such unadorned, and ..... miserable! 苏明回到学院里以后,过起的日子,就是这么的朴实无华且.....苦逼 He no longer is obscure minor character, but is one by everyone is shouted hits...... minor character that shouted "kill"! 他已经不再是一个默默无闻的龙套,而是一个被所有人喊打喊杀的......龙套 Right, luckily is minor character. 对,幸好还是一个龙套 After all, Su Ming increases the family fortunes by the scandal and hatred, perhaps the people in school had known him, may in in other people's eyes, the young Warlock student who his result is suspended in midair. 毕竟,苏明是靠绯闻及仇恨发家的,学院里的人或许已经都认识了他,可在别人眼中,他还是那个成绩不上不下的小术士学员。 This creates was Su Ming is unable to hide itself again, but realized the plan of Shilipo's Sword God not to end in failure thoroughly. 这造成的就是苏明无法再隐藏自己了,但练成十里坡剑神的计划并没有彻底宣告失败。 He, Su Ming, could still continue to be a minor character. 他,苏明,还能继续当龙套 This was makes Su Ming feel the gratified matter only. 这是唯一让苏明觉得欣慰的事情了。 However, does not last forever. 然而,好景不长。 Only wants to work as minor character obviously, but the world will actually does not allow to do that obviously. 明明只想当个龙套,可世界意志却不允许明明这么做。 Su Ming returns to one week of school later, an extremely important news travels in the school. 就在苏明回学院的一个星期后,一个极其重要的消息在学院里传开。 According to the base city Detection Division latest information, about six days later, in Huaming District of this city, will present Spirit Demon Prison's entrance.” “根据基地市侦测部的最新情报,大约六天以后,在本市的华明区里,将会出现灵魔狱的入口。” „The base city high level will convene local all Hunter and Warlock to go to Huaming District, organizes the defense line, resists the Illusory Demon invasion in Spirit Demon Prison together.” 基地市高层将召集市内所有的猎人及术士前往华明区,组织防线,共同抵御灵魔狱中的幻魔入侵。” „The students in school will also be convened, each other forms a team, goes to Huaming District together, builds the defense line.” “学院里的学员也将受到召集,彼此组队,一同前往华明区,筑造防线。” Asked the students in school to form a team, provided the team list to the school, three days later together set off under the organization of school.” “请学院里的学员们自行组队,向学院提供团队名单,三天后将在学院的组织下一同出发。” thus and so serious news, gives to pound the tiny bits the intense rivalry in school directly. 如此这般重磅消息,直接把学院里的恩怨情仇都给砸得稀碎。 , The students exploded without a doubt. 毫无疑问的,学员们炸了。 Also, the entire school made noise without a doubt. 也毫无疑问的,整个学院都喧闹了起来。 ...... ...... Demon-Hunting School, male dormitory. 猎魔学院,男生宿舍 In the room in bedroom, Su Ming, Lei Hao and Ye Bai three people gather, is aiming at serious news that today is knowing to hold discussions. 寝室的房间里,苏明雷浩叶白三人聚集在一起,正针对着今天得知的重磅消息进行着讨论。 Unexpectedly has Spirit Demon Prison's entrance to appear in the urban district?” The Lei Hao complexion is not very attractive saying: „Was this rather too also hapless?” “居然有灵魔狱的入口出现在市区里?”雷浩脸色不是很好看的说道:“这也未免太倒霉了吧?” Who didn't say?” Ye Bai sighs, said: Since world's outer layer and inner layer have had the contact, Spirit Demon Prison's entrance once for a while will appear in the all over the world, but the area of sea is bigger than the land must much, let alone is base city, only insignificant a dot on the entire land, the entrance will appear in the urban district, that simply compared with drinking the cold water chokes to have bad luck.” “谁说不是呢?”叶白叹了一口气,道:“自从世界的表侧里侧发生接触以来,灵魔狱的入口就时不时的都会在世界各地出现,可海洋的面积已经比陆地大得多了,更别说是一座基地市,在整个陆地上都只是微不足道的一个小点而已,入口会出现在市区里,那简直比喝凉水呛到了都倒霉啊。” Very is truly hapless.” Su Ming is frowning, said with a thoughtful look: Does not know that is other not because anything factor causes.” “确实很倒霉。”苏明皱着眉头,若有所思的道:“也不知道是不是因为什么别的因素所导致的。” Su Ming's words, has not traded attaching great importance to of Lei Hao and Ye Bai. 苏明的话,并没有换来雷浩和叶白的重视。 No matter what factor causes, since matter had happened, we must be called in the past the helper.” “不管是什么因素导致的,事情既然已经发生了,我们肯定得被召集过去帮手了。” Lei Hao spread the hands as if having no alternative. 雷浩无可奈何的摊着手 Does not have the means that this matter cannot allow to despise, without Illusory Demon of invasion, entire Longyao City might be finished.” “没办法,这事容不得轻视,一旦没有把入侵的幻魔堵回去,整个陇曜市都有可能会完蛋。” Ye Bai has not avoided this reality actually, instead accepted it. 叶白倒是没有回避这个现实,反而接受了它。 Even Su Ming knows, this event cannot hide time. 苏明都知道,这一次的事件是躲不过去的。 Facing the major Illusory Demon disaster event, base city will reassign the manpower from the school, has been able to foresee and affirmative matter. 面对重大幻魔灾害事件,基地市会从学院里抽调人手,已经是可以预见及肯定的事情。 But, we're just students, impossible was sent the most dangerous frontline to battle, it is estimated that in behind dozen of act as an assistant, makes the logistics?” “不过,我们只是学员,不可能被派到最危险的前线去作战的,估计就是在后面打打下手,做做后勤吧?” Su Ming said. 苏明这么笑着说了。 Right.” “对。” By our strengths, is unlikely to be made good use.” “以我们的实力,不太可能被重用呢。” Lei Hao and Ye Bai deeply nodded. 雷浩和叶白深以为然的点头 thought until here, in three people of hearts dispersed some pressures. 想到这里,三人心中散开了些许的压力。 Su Ming is also so. 苏明也是如此。 I, can work as minor character as before.” “我,依旧可以当个龙套。” The Su Ming old bosom is much relieved. 苏明老怀甚慰。
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