IMBFC :: Volume #9

#887: Sky-high price god vegetable/dish


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Is this shop?” “就是这家小店吗?” „It seems like unique......” “看起来好别致啊……” Un, although the place is not big, what decor is very fine!” “嗯,地方虽然不大,但是装修风格的还是挺精致的!” Place is greatly useful, a day only makes a meal, can have many guests, wanted me saying that this shop can also be small.” “地方大有什么用,一天只做一道菜的,能有多少客人,要我说啊,这店还能再小一点。” I want to ask one, why can make the wall with the alloy?” “我就想问一句,为什么要用合金作墙壁?” „......, Haha, was worried difficultly inadequately the shop will explode?” “……,哈哈,难不成担心小店会炸?” One group of immortals are talking with a smile. 一群仙人笑着交谈着。 Finally, several immortals decide to form a partnership to collect money, rubs one to try together. 最后,还是有几名仙人决定合伙凑钱,一起去搓一顿试试。 Other immortals have not planned to buy, chatted in one side while is waiting for the result. 其余仙人没打算买,就在一旁一边闲聊一边等着结果。 They have not entered in the shop, after all one crowd ate the melon people to enter the shop, anything did not eat, saw a play in the one side, the style was too strange. 他们也没进店里面去,毕竟一群吃瓜群众进了小店,什么也不吃,就在一旁看戏,画风太诡异了。 The immortal who these do not have, only wants to have a look at these to eat an immortal of sky-high price vegetable/dish, after coming out, is what expression, un, this most is worth waiting. 这些没进去的仙人,只想看看那些吃了一顿天价菜的仙人,出来后是什么表情,嗯,这才是最值得期待的。 At first, the shop is peaceful. 起初,小店是安静的。 The immortals of going in should waiting food. 进去的仙人们应该在等待食物上来。 However, a dazzling unusual brightness by the window and crack in a door, after shining, all are different. In shop no longer peaceful, instead is surging and bursting sounds of various energies. 但是,一阵耀眼的宝光透过窗户和门缝,照射出来后,一切都不一样了。店里不再安静,反而是各种能量的激荡和爆裂声。 This......” “这……” The immortal outside shop look at each other in blank dismay. 店外的仙人面面相觑。 At this time, the attractive fragrance sent out from the shop. 这时,诱人的香味从店内散发。 That incomparably fragrant and mellow smell, completely all, 那无比醇香气味,道尽了一切, The immortals throat rolls, has a parched mouth, the belly also cluck, wanted in the shop to eat an impulsion to raise greatly. 仙人们喉咙滚动,唇干舌燥,肚子也不禁咕咕叫了起来,一股非常想要进店里大吃一顿的冲动升起。 Shortly, entered the immortals in shop to come out. 没多久,进小店的仙人们就出来了。 On their faces has unusual blushing, in the look is passing enormous satisfaction. 他们的脸上有着奇特的红晕,神色之中透着极大的满足。 What kind of, these vegetable/dish flavors how?” Eats the immortal who the melon surrounds urgently to ask. “怎么样了,那些菜味道怎么样?”吃瓜围观的仙人急切问道。 Flavor...... also good! However 100,000 spirit stones slightly was expensive.” Entered the shop to eat a wyvern honorable person, smilingly said. “味道……也就还行吧!不过十万灵石却是略贵了。”入店吃了一顿的飞龙真人,笑眯眯地说道。 On the face has the unusual flushed sparkling stone grass fairy maiden to follow to nod as before: Right, the cook of An Lin little friend is great, but 100,000 spirit stones was expensive a point, all has been said that you think over.” 脸上依旧有异样潮红的莹草仙子跟着点头:“对,安林小友的厨艺是没得说的,但是十万灵石贵了一点,言尽于此,你们自己掂量吧。” Other entered the immortal in shop, is this set of excuse. 紧接着,其余进了店的仙人,也是这套说辞。 Eats melon immortals hears word, some letters, some are deliberately considering, where always feels like has is not right. 吃瓜仙人们闻言,有的信了,有的寻思着,总觉得好像有哪里不对。 In one day, the Heavenly Court god kitchen An Lin fine-food eatery is open for business. 又过了一天,天庭神厨安林美食店开张之时。 Outside gathered one group of immortals. 外面又聚集了一群仙人。 Several thought that not the right immortal, arrived here again, then discovered strange one. 几位觉得不对劲的仙人,再次来到了这里,然后发现了诡异的一幕。 Grasps the grass! The sparkling stone grass fairy maiden, did the wyvern honorable person, how come? You did not say that yesterday 100,000 spirit stones is slightly expensive, therefore buys is unworthy?” An immortal calls out in alarm said. “握草!莹草仙子,飞龙真人,怎么又来了?你们昨天不是说十万灵石略贵,所以买得不值吗?”一个仙人惊呼道。 Sparkling stone grass fairy maiden elegant face one red: My this was not worried that the restaurant of An Lin little friend cannot open to go out of business, therefore spends to provide relief specially......” 莹草仙子俏脸一红:“我这不是担心安林小友的菜馆开不下去要倒闭,所以特意来消费救济一下嘛……” The immortal corners of the mouth twitch, I special believed your evil!! 仙人嘴角抽搐,我特么信了你的邪!! Other immortals also awakened, this where is not delicious, clearly was too delicious, to avoid fights of other immortals, this said that words of yesterday! 其余仙人也纷纷醒悟了,这哪里是不好吃,分明就是太好吃了,为了避免其他仙人的争抢,这才说出了昨天的那种话啊! If a very delicious fine-food eatery, they may propagandize to introduce mutually, when a that fine-food eatery day can only make a meal, but do oneself want to eat? 如果是一家很好吃的美食店,他们可能会互相宣传介绍,但是当那个美食店一天只能做一道菜,而自己又很想吃呢? The fools will introduce that is good to others! 傻子才会介绍给别人好吧! This group of immortals exploded instantaneously, wells up in abundance toward the An Lin’s fine-food eatery. 这群仙人瞬间炸了,纷纷朝安林的美食店涌去。 Yes, after this afterward, the immortals curious desire rises dramatically again, the side drove a wave of big heat degree. 是的,经过这件事后,仙人们好奇欲再次暴增,侧面带动了一波大热度。 An Lin sees the immortal who is packed with, has a scare. 安林一看到涌入的仙人,不禁吓了一跳。 Was third day so irritable? This was also too exaggerating! 第三天就这么火爆了?这也太夸张了吧! Then, a small shop, was filled with the immortal instantaneously. 就这样,一间小小的店,瞬间挤满了仙人。 „The An Lin little friend, please give me to come together Chang’e trans-lunar!” 安林小友,请给我来一道嫦娥奔月!” You go away, I first come, gives me to come to keep thinking about together!” “你滚开,我先来的,给我来一道日思夜想!” „The An Lin little friend, is I, but also remembers? Sparkling stone grass female celestial! I am the old customer, old customer first!” 安林小友,是我啊,还记得吗?莹草仙女啊!我是老顾客啊,老顾客优先啊!” Brother An Lin, I called your elder brother, gave 安林老哥,我都叫你哥了,给我太白金星一个面子!” „The An Lin little friend, I am the matchmaker, you make a meal to me quickly, otherwise I cut off your marriage affinity.” 安林小友,我是月老,你快给我做一道菜,否则我掐断你姻缘。” An Lin: „......” 安林:“……” Then, one group of immortals are raiding the quota of this dish, sells the mood, was reasonable, or was combines threats with inducements to have, this let An Lin is really presses strength mountain to be big. 就这样,一群仙人哄抢着这道菜的名额,卖情怀,讲道理,或者是威逼利诱都有,这让安林实在是压力山大。 An Lin being forced put forward a quite fair plan: That...... fellow immortal seniors think that also knows my shop, because of the special reason, a day can only make a meal, cannot meet fellow seniors' request simultaneously.” 安林“被迫”提出了一个比较公平的方案:“那个……各位仙人前辈想必也知道我这个小店,因为特殊原因,一天只能做一道菜,不能同时满足各位前辈的要求。” Is inferior to this, I come an auction, the base price is 100,000 spirit stones, adds 10,000 spirit stones one time, price high results, so can solve the unnecessary dispute, under your intent how?” “不如这样,我来一场拍卖,底价是十万灵石,一次加一万灵石,价高者得,如此就能解决不必要的纷争了,你们意下如何?” Bang! 轰隆! Such remarks, the immortal in field exploded instantaneously. 此言一出,场上的仙人瞬间炸了。 Is the sky-high prices of 100,000 spirit stones, can mother also increase price? 都已经是十万灵石的天价了,尼玛还要加价? 110,000 spirit stones!” The sparkling stone grass female celestial raises hand to say. “十一万灵石!”莹草仙女举手道。 Hiss......” immortals hold breath cold air. “嘶……”众仙人倒吸一口凉气。 120,000 spirit stones! Do not snatch with my old man, otherwise I cut off your marriage affinity lines.” The matchmaker opens the mouth to say with a laugh. “十二万灵石!诸位就别和我这老头子抢了,否则我把你们的姻缘线都掐断。”月老笑呵呵地开口道。 The immortals are one tremble lightly, this matchmaker was to offer a sacrifice to king Zha, single nuclear deterrence! 众仙人又是一阵轻颤,这月老是祭出了王炸,单身核威慑! Who dares to meet? No one wants to work as the single dog! 谁敢接?谁也不想当单身狗啊! I wheeze a day of dog not to eat your set, 130,000 spirit stones! woof!” Has the dog ear, the dark-skinned man opens the mouth to say cheerfully. “我哮天犬可不吃你这一套,十三万枚灵石!汪!”一个有着狗耳朵,皮肤黝黑的男子乐呵呵地开口道。 Hiss......” “嘶……” Barefoot does not fear to put on shoes, the ancient does not bully me honestly! 光脚的不怕穿鞋的,古人诚不欺我也! Snort, like my small female celestial, does not fear single, 140,000 spirit stones!” Also the glutton female celestial opens the mouth to tender. “哼,像我这种小仙女,也不怕单身,十四万灵石!”又有一名吃货仙女开口竞价。 Matchmaker, you, if dares to cut off our marriage affinity lines, we organized opening your family!” Six immortal groups bid saying that 150,000 spirit stones!” “月老,你要是敢掐断我们的姻缘线,我们组团把你家给拆了!”六名仙人组团竞价道,“十五万灵石!” The scene is a stir. 现场又是一阵轰动。 An Lin more looked that then more is blossoms at heart happily. 安林越看心里便越是乐开了花。 Haha, noisy, fights heartily, was threatened by the matchmaker, can endure as you of immortal? Bets the dignity of native of Shangxian, must fight, gets down the opposite party resentment!! 哈哈,吵吧,尽情地战吧,被月老威胁了,作为仙人的你们能忍?赌上仙人的尊严,也要战啊,把对方怼下去啊!! ...... In any case finally the one who makes money is he. 反正……最后赚钱的是他。 After one bids, finally, from the god of thunder goddess of lightning couple, by the prices of 200,000 spirit stones, bid this food. 一顿竞价后,最终,由雷公电母夫妻二人,以二十万枚灵石的价格,竞拍到了这一顿饭。 An immortal recovers, compelled ignorant. 一众仙人回过神来,纷纷懵逼了。 I a big trough, did the sky-high price cuisines of 100,000 spirit stones, through bidding, turn into the sky-high price cuisines of 200,000 spirit stones together unexpectedly? This Matthew terrifying! 我了个大槽,一道十万灵石的天价菜,通过竞拍,竟然变成了二十万枚灵石的天价菜?这尼玛太恐怖了啊! Food arrived at value good spirit item! 一顿饭抵一件价值不错的灵器了啊! Today will be our 9999 wedding anniversary, An Lin, you will make the vegetable/dish that a livelihood will combine and complement one another to us!” The god of thunder opens the mouth to say cheerfully. “今天是我们夫妻二人第九千九百九十九年的结婚纪念日,安林,你就给我们弄一个日月合璧的菜吧!”雷公乐呵呵地开口道。 Good, two commemoration days are joyful, wait a bit the moment!” An Lin receives money happily, enters the kitchen to start the journey of preparing food. “好嘞,二位纪念日快乐,稍等片刻!”安林开开心心地收了钱,走进厨房开始了做菜之旅。 Soon , the livelihood combined and complemented one another to do. 不久之后,日月合璧做出来了。 Uncaps, presents food unusual brightness and phenomenon, the livelihood is hanging the void, mutual interdependence simultaneously, never-ending, brings to exist forever through ancient times the ideal condition. 一开盖,就出现食物宝光和异象,日月同时悬挂虚空,互相依存,不离不弃,带着亘古长存之意境。 The god of thunder goddess of lightning ate this dish, unexpectedly sentiment difficult from already, remembered 9999 tips , kisses with emotions mutually. 雷公电母吃了这道菜,竟情难自已,想起了九千九百九十九年的点点滴滴,动情之下,互相亲吻起来。 By the presence of everyone oppressive belly the immortals of oppressive dog, compelled ignorant. 被当众虐肚子又虐狗的众仙人,又懵逼了。 They went out of the restaurant, the look is somewhat absent-minded. 他们走出了菜馆,神色有些恍惚。 This food, real value 200,000 spirit stones? “这饭,真的值二十万枚灵石? High...... was absolutely high! This is the price that bids up, tomorrow the heat degree will fall, where also has that high price?” “高了……绝对是高了!这都是炒起来的价格而已,明天热度一降,哪里还有那么高的价钱?” Yes, yes, perhaps also no one goes, is forced to reduce prices!” “就是,就是,说不定还没人去,被迫降价呐!” The immortals walk while chat, in the meantime, a An Lin dish auctions the matters of 200,000 spirit stones, started to spread in Heavenly Court caused the huge stir once again! 众仙人一边走一边聊,同时,安林一道菜拍卖得二十万枚灵石的事,开始在天庭流传再次引起了巨大的轰动! Countless people start to discuss, some immortals exclaimed in surprise, some immortals questioned loudly, expressed is incomprehensible. Some are indicates is a hype, was too ignominious! 无数的人开始热议,有的仙人惊叹,有的仙人则大声质疑,表示不能理解。有的更是指明是一种炒作,太可耻了! New day came. 新的一天来了。 The Heavenly Court god kitchen An Lin fine-food eatery is open for business, was filled with the immortal. 天庭神厨安林美食店一开张,又挤满了仙人。 Then this time , to continue to be raided, then auctions. 然后这次,继续被哄抢,然后拍卖。 Finally rate, 250,000 spirit stones! 最后成交价,二十五万枚灵石! Countless immortals were shocked again, fool so many? Or...... 无数仙人再次震惊了,傻逼这么多的吗?或者说…… Also passed for day. 又过去了一天。 Fifth day, the An Lin’s Heavenly Court god kitchen An Lin fine-food eatery, a dish, laid out the super sky-high prices of 300,000 spirit stones! 第五天,安林的天庭神厨安林美食店,一道菜,被拍出了三十万枚灵石的超级天价! News, entire Heavenly Court causes a stir!! 消息一出,整个天庭都为之轰动!!
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