IMBFC :: Volume #9

#881: Deal that a joke makes


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100 million earnest money? 一亿的定金? This mother, the An Lin’s life! 这尼玛,是要安林的命啊! What's wrong?” The Chang’e doubts said. “怎么了?”嫦娥疑惑道。 That, can you stretch the rules, I do not have many circulating funds temporarily.” An Lin somewhat rubs hands embarrassed. “那个,你能不能通融一下,我暂时没有多少流通资金。”安林有些不好意思地搓搓手。 Chang’e frowning eyebrow: You have many, I collect the material also to need a lot of money.” 嫦娥颦眉:“你有多少,我搜集材料也需要很多钱的。” In my storage ring has 5 million spirit stones!” An Lin said. “我纳戒里有五百万灵石!”安林道。 Chang’e: „......, Hehe.” 嫦娥:“……,呵呵。” The females turn around to walk. 女子转身就走。 No! The Chang’e fairy maiden, can the matter of money slow one slow, I so keep one's word, you are not do not know!” An Lin puts out a hand to detain. “别啊!嫦娥仙子,钱的事能不能缓一缓,我这个人如此讲信用,你又不是不知道!”安林伸手挽留。 Chang’e footsteps, the leaning head said: Keeping one's word, with having the financial resource is two matters.” 嫦娥脚步一顿,偏头道:“讲不讲信用,和有没有财力是两码事。” An Lin stares, said: „Do four nine kinds of immortals sects know? I am such first year sect gate sovereign, haven't you believed my earning power? You refine good god pill, I definitely can also raise a hundred million money!” 安林一愣,又道:“四九仙宗知道吧?我是这么大一个宗门的宗主,你还不相信我的赚钱能力吗?你炼制好神丹,我肯定也能筹到一个亿的钱了!” Chang’e winked the double pupil: Four nine kinds of immortals sects? The great masters have proposed several with me actually.” 嫦娥眨了眨双眸:“四九仙宗?巨匠倒是跟我提过几句。” Right, therefore you must believe that I......” on the An Lin face raise the smile. “对吧,所以你要相信我……”安林脸上扬起微笑。 Great master said that your sect gate digs out scary, the momentum is bigger than first-class sect gate, the financial resource also dug out...... Chang’e to continue compared with third-class sect gate. “巨匠说你那个宗门抠得吓人,声势比一流宗门还大,财力比三流宗门还抠……”嫦娥继续说着。 An Lin’s smiling face stiff on face. 安林的笑容僵在脸上。 numb Maipi! The great masters worked as his front to taunt also even, can this matter tell others? 麻麦批!巨匠当着他的面前嘲讽也就算了,这事能跟其他人说吗? Next time the father must meticulously do her! 下次老子一定要认真搞搞她! An Lin was speechless, wants the cash not to have the cash, now came out sect Menna, others have not believed that but can also have any means. 安林无话可说了,要现金没现金,现在把宗门拿出来了,别人还不信,还能有啥办法啊。 When he despairs, a Chang’e actually thread of conversation revolution: But, if you can make my mood well, I could consider to relax your earnest money condition.” 就在他绝望的时候,嫦娥却话锋一转:“不过,要是你能让我心情变得好一些,我或许可以考虑放宽你的定金条件。” Makes your mood well?” An Lin hears word stares, later the instinct turned storage ring, is thinking had anything to give Chang’e. “让你的心情变得好一些?”安林闻言一愣,随后本能般地翻起了纳戒,想着有啥可以送给嫦娥的。 Chang’e sees that shakes the head to say immediately: I do not need the happiness on material, I am not short of money.” 嫦娥见状当即摇头道:“我不需要物质上的欢愉,我不差钱。” An Lin dumbfounded, this mother gift does not want, how should make her happy? 安林又呆住了,这尼玛礼物都不要,该怎么让她开心? Isn't the material good? Wants the spiritual joy? 物质不行?难道要精神上的快乐? This, I spoke several jokes to you!” An Lin cheerful say/way. “这样吧,我给你讲几个笑话!”安林乐呵呵道。 The Chang’e limpid mild double pupil finally were many several points of brilliance: Spoke the joke? Interesting, then you told a sad touching love story to me.” 嫦娥清澈温润的双眸终于是多了几分光彩:“讲笑话吗?有意思,那么你就跟我讲一个凄美的爱情故事吧。” An Lin is startled to stand on the spot: What I said was the joke, was the sad touching love story?” 安林怔立在原地:“那我讲的是笑话,还是凄美的爱情故事?” Un...... told quite funny sad touching love story.” The Chang’e hesitation moment, this coldly clear opens the mouth to say. “嗯……就讲个比较好笑的凄美爱情故事吧。”嫦娥沉吟片刻,这才清冷冷地开口道。 An Lin held breath big cold air. 安林倒吸了一大口凉气。 This mother...... who can tell him, especially is the sad touching love story funny? 这尼玛……谁能告诉他,特么的凄美的爱情故事如何搞笑? Spoke the joke to speak the joke, Chang’e this unreasonable request, was promotes the hell difficulty to feed the joke especially directly!!! 讲笑话就讲笑话,嫦娥这种无理的要求,特么是直接把笑话升级成了地狱难度啊喂!!! An Lin soon collapsed, the life why so difficult. 安林快要崩溃了,生活为何如此艰难。 His mind fast turn-around, why does not know, the miraculous glow flashes, thinks the East is sturdy. 他的头脑快速运转,不知为何,灵光一闪,想到了东方壮实。 Good, I told a sad touching funny love story to you.” An Lin said with deep veneration. “好,那我跟你讲一个凄美搞笑的爱情故事。”安林肃然道。 Chang’e nods, the attractive pupil is looking at An Lin, somewhat anticipated. 嫦娥点点头,漂亮的眸子望着安林,有几分期待。 An Lin continues saying: 安林继续道: The story happened in a tea shop. 故事发生在一个茶铺。 The male student every morning, will come to the tea shop tea. 男书生每天清晨,都会来茶铺饮茶。 Was responsible for making tea the young girl of reception also therefore to recognize the student. 负责泡茶接待的少女也因此认得了书生。 The time passes, tranquil elegantly simple. 时光流逝,恬静淡雅。 Day after day meeting, making two people get to know each other well. 日复一日的相见,让两人相熟。 On the morning of 1st. 一日清晨。 „Does miss have the concern?” The students purse the lips to judge tea, suddenly asked. “姑娘有心事?”书生抿嘴品茶,突然问道。 Young girls: „ Do young master and city east Young Master Tang know well? „ 少女:“公子与城东唐公子可是熟识?“ Students: Family friendship of many generations.” 书生:“世交。” Young girls: That next time you and he come together.” 少女:“那下次你与他一起来吧。” The book entertains feelings pulls out, the tea is inexplicable, did not have the taste. 书生心中一抽,茶水莫名的,没有了滋味。 Students: He is unhappy judges tea.” 书生:“他不喜品茶。” Young girls: Doesn't matter, he likes anything, I can study slowly.” 少女:“没关系,那他喜欢什么,我可以慢慢学。” Students: He likes me.” 书生:“他喜欢我。” ...... …… How ha haha......, is very sad touching, is funny?” An Lin laughs, was been happy by oneself. “哈哈哈……怎么样,是不是很凄美,也搞笑?”安林哈哈一笑,被自己都乐了。 The Chang’e whole body trembles, on the face appears blushes inexplicably. 嫦娥浑身一颤,脸上浮现莫名红晕。 Her pupil autumn waters ripple, the tone were many several points of soft: Really, the homogeneity really loves, this joke good...... you passed!” 她眸秋水荡漾,语气多了几分柔软:“果然,同性才是真爱,这个笑话不错……你过关了!” Ha haha......?” An Lin is one dull, an eye of reveal is vacant. “哈哈哈……呃?”安林又是一呆,目露茫然。 Is the Chang’e get point, to his not quite probably same? 嫦娥get的点,好像跟他的不太一样? However said no matter how, this result is always good, because Chang’e has agreed! 不过不管怎么说,这个结果总是好的,因为嫦娥已经同意了! Thanks the Chang’e fairy maiden! Really thanked very!” An Lin excited say/way. “谢谢嫦娥仙子!真的十分感谢!”安林激动道。 The Chang’e fairy maiden smiles lightly: Seven color Divine Dao pill , if smooth, will refine in 1-2 years, you determined you can take enough spirit stones?” 嫦娥仙子淡淡一笑:“七彩神道丹如果顺利的话,会在一两年内炼制完毕,你确定你能拿的出足够的灵石?” An Lin serious nod: „ Relax, I certainly can take! Even if with, me sells off the weapon still 安林郑重点头:“放心,我一定拿得出来!就算拿不出来,我变卖武器也要给您筹集出来!” He regarding own family property confident, in storage ring so many treasures, selling one hundred million are really not the issues. 他对于自己的家财还是有信心的,纳戒里这么多的宝物,卖一个亿还真的不是问题。 The Chang’e nod said: That line, seven color Divine Dao pill my starts to arrange to refine. Your that 5 million spirit stones treats as the insurance money, if you reneged on a promise, or died suddenly, this money treats as the work cost of the loss of this palace.” 嫦娥点头道:“那行,七彩神道丹我这就开始筹备炼制。你那五百万枚灵石就当作保险金,要是你反悔了,或者是突然死了,这钱就当作本宫的劳动损失费。” The An Lin corners of the mouth twitch slightly, pay the insurance money to pay the insurance money, can let alone such unlucky words? 安林嘴角微微抽搐,交保险金就交保险金,能不能别说这么晦气的话啊? However, in his heart the unstated criticism, on the face with smile on the face, the 5 million spirit stones in storage ring, gave Chang’e even as before cleverly. 然而,他即使心中腹诽不已,脸上依旧面带微笑,乖巧地将纳戒中的五百万枚灵石,交给了嫦娥 Ok, now please call him, the stony broke is peaceful! 好了,现在请叫他,身无分文安! An Lin expressed gratitude to Chang’e again, this was a big favor, needed the greatest trust to make this deal, after all this matter needs to take very big risk. 安林再次向嫦娥道谢,这可是个大人情,需要莫大的信任才能达成这种交易,毕竟这种事情需要冒很大风险的。 If looks for other top refine the pill of immortality masters, 5 million earnest money do make them refine god pill? Their absolute palm of the hand loses, asked you to roll directly. 要是找其他顶尖炼丹师,五百万定金让他们炼神丹?他们绝对一巴掌丢过来,直接叫你滚。 Although Chang’e also threw a palm of the hand to come, but smilingly said, I helped you. 嫦娥虽然也丢了一巴掌过来,但是却笑眯眯地说,我帮你。 Has a look, this female celestial is much good! Good gentle! 看看,这位仙女多好!多善良温柔! An Lin, you make money well, I first walked.” Chang’e starts to say goodbye. 安林,那你好好赚钱,我先走了。”嫦娥开始告别。 „The Chang’e fairy maiden walks slowly!” 嫦娥仙子慢走!” An Lin said goodbye to the Chang’e fairy maiden, starts to return to United University of Cultivation. 安林告别了嫦娥仙子,开始返回修仙联合大学 Present he, the money-making important matter will be included within the program finally. 现在的他,终于将赚钱大计划入日程。 This is a big plan, he must plan well. 这可是个大计划,他得好好规划。 At night, with a bright moon and few stars. 夜晚,月明星稀。 An Lin depends on the window, muttered the opens the mouth: Little Red, you thought how can make money?” 安林靠着窗台,喃喃开口:“小红,你觉得如何才能赚大钱?” Little Red hit a yawn, pretty say/way: This world, so long as had the sunlight is very happy, is always thinking made money to do? I do not need money, naturally does not know how to make money!” 小红打了一个呵欠,娇滴滴道:“这个世界只要有阳光就很美好了啊,老想着赚钱干嘛?我又不需要钱,当然不知道如何赚钱啦!” An Lin: „......” 安林:“……” Good, should not ask that this Buddha is immortal cultivation. 好吧,就不该问这个佛系修仙者。 Regarding Little Red this type, makes merry every day, occasionally suns, the fate arrived, anomaly that realm will rise automatically, with his cultivating false immortal is not. 对于小红这种,每天吃喝玩乐,偶尔晒晒太阳,缘分到了,境界就会自动升上去的变态,和他这种修假仙的根本就不是一路的。 Nearby Xue Zhantian hears word was excited: Master, please tread this sky with me together, whether there is buried treasure is completely naturally waiting for us!!” 一旁的雪斩天闻言却是激动了:“主人,请与我一同踏碎这片天空,自然有无尽的宝藏等待着我们!!” An Lin flips the supercilious look, this mental illness can also neglect. 安林翻了翻白眼,这个神经病也可以忽略。 Whom looking for is good? 找谁好呢? His eyes one bright, looks for Xiaolan! 他双眼一亮,找小兰啊! ...... …… ( Recommends a book of friend, «Unusual Younger sister Story Record», from spiritual energy recovery class/flow story of infinite return, friends who like can have a look ~) (推荐一本朋友的书,《异常妹子见闻录》,一本从无限归来的灵气复苏流故事,喜欢的亲们可以去看看哦~)
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