An Lin thought that uncle's person supposed must collapse. 安林觉得大叔的人设要崩了。 Qilin proud heaven from meets initially, turned now moe the uncle stupid. 从初时见面的麒麟傲天,变成了如今的蠢萌大叔。 He stupid also even, key special in do not pull he! In order to increase substitution feeling, that arm separated real pain what's the matter? 他蠢也就算了,关键是特么的别拉上他啊！为了增加代入感,那种手臂被割裂的真实痛感是怎么回事？ He does not shake M! 他又不是抖M！ Right, over ten thousand palms of the hand are also, simply demise of morals...... 对了,还有上万个巴掌也是,简直道德沦丧…… An Lin estimated that this whole life will not forget the slap in the face of that female. 安林估计这辈子都不会忘了那个女子的耳光。 Skilled artist room. 妙手斋。 Spirit mushroom city most famous hospital. 灵菇城最为出名的医馆。 The doctor Eastern dream is clean, not only the person is attractive, the medical skill is to also excel by far the entire city, therefore the person who comes to her here to treat an illness is continuous. 医师东方梦洁不仅人漂亮,医术也是冠绝全城,因此来她这里治病的人可谓是络绎不绝。 This city is quite fortunately small, otherwise she also really unbearably busy. 还好这座城比较小,否则她还真的忙不过来。 Today's she, according to the convention kept the medicine in the side, after the preparation went home, boiled the system constantly. 今天的她,按照惯例留了一味药在身旁,准备回家后熬制。 But quick, she then recovers, that unreasonable fellow has followed...... 但很快,她便回过神来,那个不讲道理的家伙已经走了啊…… The Eastern dream hides that medicine in that stand-alone medicine-chest cleanly silently, what feeling talking clearly is. 东方梦洁又默默将那药藏在那个独立的药柜中,说不清是一种什么样的感觉。 At this time, a middle-aged uncle trod the gate to enter, covers the injured arm, on the face has the startled color: „Doctor, saves me quickly, my arm was injured!” 这时,一个中年大叔踏门而入,捂着受伤的手臂,脸上有着惊慌之色:“大夫,快救救我,我手臂受伤了！” The Eastern dream sees that cleanly prepares the emergent measures immediately, she is reorganizing the tool, both hands. 东方梦洁见状立即准备应急措施,她正整理着工具,双手生生一顿。 She raised the head, looks at front man, the appearance is quite attractive, is very unfamiliar. 她抬头,看着面前的男子,外貌比较好看,很面生。 These are not the key points, she wrinkled the exquisite bridge of the nose, the vision shoots a look at again to the middle-aged man. 这些都不是重点,她皱了皱精巧的鼻梁,目光再次瞥向中年男子。 The atmosphere is suddenly peaceful. 气氛突然安静下来。 The vision of man rare somewhat moves aside: „Doctor, you how?” 男子的目光罕有的有些躲闪:“大夫,你怎么了？” „Qilin?” The Eastern dream said cleanly suddenly. “麒麟？”东方梦洁突然道。 The men stared in a big way the eyes: „Ha? What did you say? Was reasonable, haven't you seen me?” 男子瞪大了双眼:“哈？你说啥？讲道理,你没见过我吧？” „, But also spoke the truth...... this pet phrase......” Eastern dream clean pupil like the autumn waters, suddenly smiled, seems flower that bloomed suddenly, beautiful gorgeous. “呵,还讲道理……这口头禅……”东方梦洁眸如秋水,突然一笑,好似突然绽放的花儿,明媚艳丽。 The men look at the female. 男子愣愣地看着女子。 „!” A familiar and hot slap in the face falls again. “啪！”一声熟悉又火辣的耳光再次落下。 The male whole body trembles, this feeling, is good to fondly remember! 男子浑身一颤,这种感觉,好怀念！ The Eastern dream clean both hands fork waist, the sound is clear, the opens the mouth reproved: „Ok! Walked shortly, under hits? Also fought, but also cheated me absurdly? Cultivating the behavior to keep words unable to understand honestly, does not give you several slaps in the face, you feared that does not grow the memory!” 东方梦洁双手叉腰,声音清脆,张口就训斥道:“行啊！才走没多久,就欠打了？又去打架了吧,还妄图骗我？做人要诚实守信懂不懂,不给你几个耳光,你怕是又不长记性！” The men were ignorant, covers the face to say surprisedly: „Do you, how you discover my?” 男子懵了,捂着脸惊奇道:“你,你是怎么发现我的？” „Hehe, you are I rescue, what flavor your blood is, can I not know?” “呵呵,你是我救的,你的血液是什么味道,我会不知道吗？” On the Eastern dream clean face brings slightly self-satisfied: „I am close to you, smelled in the blood that familiar flavor, therefore you changed the appearance even, hid the aura, I can recognize your identity!” 东方梦洁脸上带着小得意:“我接近你,就闻到了血液中那熟悉的味道,所以你就算改变了模样,隐藏了气息,我还是能认出你的身份！” The men were shocked, An Lin also shocked! 男子震惊了,安林也震惊了！ Can distinguish the status through the blood? This ability is really flamboyant! 通过血液能分别身份？这个能力真牛逼！ Human form from walking gene appraisal? 人形自走基因鉴定吗？ „That...... that my hand?” Was recognized the identity, the man somewhat stands awkwardly on the spot. “那……那我的手？”被认出身份,男子有些尴尬地站在原地。 „Sits!” The Eastern dream shot a look at male one eyes cleanly ill-humoredly, „I help you wrap up!” “坐下来啦！”东方梦洁没好气地瞥了男子一眼,“我帮你包扎！” The men sat down happily, extended the arm. 男子高兴坐下,伸出了手臂。 The females gentle and clever touch his arm in both hands, the man are looking at front female look dedicated appearance, felt that returned to the time of Tamada small house. 女子温柔又灵巧在双手触碰着他的手臂,男子望着面前女子神色专注的模样,感觉又回到了灵田小房子的时光。 She is that earnest, that gentle, the palm of the hand is that beckoning. 她还是那么的认真,那么的温柔,巴掌还是那么的让人心动。 „Right, who your time was fights?” The Eastern dream knits the brows to ask cleanly. “对了,你这次又是和谁打架？”东方梦洁皱眉问道。 „...... A phoenix!” The men open the mouth to say. “呃……一个凤凰！”男子开口道。 „Phoenix? Attractive?” “凤凰？漂亮吗？” „I am not interested in it! Also, it Duke!” “我对它不感兴趣！再说了,它是公的！” „? What are you saying? I am held responsible your phoenix to be attractive, I have not seen the phoenix, therefore is somewhat curious, you replied that what that does make?” “啊？你在说什么？我是问你凤凰漂不漂亮,我从来没见过凤凰,因此有些好奇,你回答那个做什么？” „...... No!” “呃……没什么！” The Eastern dream clean eye pupil is bright, is looking at front man, the faint smile is sweet: „I recognize you now, why are you also maintaining the appearance of human?” 东方梦洁眼眸明亮,望着面前的男子,浅笑嫣然:“我现在都认出你了,你干嘛还维持着人类的模样啊？” „Because...... I feared that the original appearance will frighten others, therefore does in Rome as Rome does!” The men found a good reason for oneself, seems somewhat happy. “因为……我怕原来的样子会吓到别人,所以还是入乡随俗吧！”男子为自己找到了个好理由,显得有些高兴。 „I thought that you are not scary , your corner/horn is very attractive, I very like, such hidden went, is a pity.” “我觉得你不吓人啊,还有,你的角很漂亮,我还是挺喜欢的,就这么隐去了,多可惜啊。” „Attractive? I can change it!” “漂亮？我可以把它变出来！” In the male heart is somewhat excited, he heard a very important word, she likes! 男子心中有些激动,他听到了一个很重要的词,她喜欢！ Is growing the strange uncle of Qilin corner/horn, was born like this. 长着麒麟角的奇怪大叔,就这样诞生了。 The good time is always short, quick, uncle's arm was wrapped up. 美好的时光总是短暂的,很快,大叔的手臂就被包扎好了。 „Good, I wrapped up, you may probably select next time carefully.” The Eastern dream clean small hand traces on the man just like the red colored glaze Qilin corner/horn, said with a smile. “好啦,我包扎好了,你下次可要小心点了啊。”东方梦洁小手摸了摸男子头上宛如红琉璃般的麒麟角,浅浅地笑道。 The men nod, felt like have no reason again dull here. 男子点了点头,觉得好像没有理由再呆在这里了。 „That...... that sees again!” The men said goodbye. “那……那再见！”男子告别道。 „Bye.” The Eastern dream smiles cleanly, then starts to give other patients to treat. “再见。”东方梦洁笑了笑,然后开始给其他病人治疗。 The uncle left. 大叔离开了。 He puts out a hand to trace the bandage on hand, on the face appears the satisfied look. 他伸手摸了摸手上的绷带,脸上浮现满足的神色。 Evil spirit beast prison also one pile of things, want him to process, his these really must walk time. 恶灵兽狱还有一堆事情,要他处理,他这一次真的要走了。 The uncle continued to start its earthshaking god beast life. 大叔继续开始了它叱咤风云的神兽人生。 A month later. 一个月后。 The uncle thought her. 大叔想她了。 He wants to see her, but actually could not find any good reason. 他想见一见她,但是却找不到什么好的理由。 The uncle puts out the storage ring white bandage, suddenly the miraculous glow flashes, the calf of single-handed towards oneself rules out, the blood wind shoots again...... 大叔拿出纳戒的白色绷带,突然灵光一闪,单手朝自己的小腿划去,鲜血再次飙射出来…… An Lin: „Mmp!” 安林:“mmp！” Then, two people met. 然后,两个狗男女又见面了。 The atmosphere is very harmonious, chats. 气氛很是融洽,又聊起天来。 After the injury cures, the uncle is also fierce. 到伤势治好后,大叔又厉害了。 Then, the uncle wants to see the Eastern dream clean time, started the road of autonomy...... 然后,大叔想见东方梦洁的时候,又开始了自残之路…… Can't the injury same? Otherwise was too obvious. 伤势不能同样吧？否则就太明显了。 Thereupon, An Lin personally experienced broken hand the foot, the internal organs exploded, was poisoned, the sea of qi was damaged, the meridians were damaged, various disabled level pain...... 于是乎,安林就亲身体验了断手断脚,内脏炸了,中毒了,气海受创了,经脉受创了,各种残废级痛苦…… If An Lin can control this body, he certainly personally the East sturdy killing! 如果安林能够支配这个身体,他一定会亲手将东方壮实给杀了！ „Qilin, your wound real heavy, can't pay attention to the body?” The Eastern dream knits the brows to say cleanly. “麒麟,你这次伤的真重,就不能多注意一下身体吗？”东方梦洁皱眉道。 „Un, next time I will pay attention.” The uncle nods, later said, „right, do not call me the Qilin, is a little strange, takes a human to me the name.” “嗯,下次我会注意的。”大叔点了点头,随后道,“对了,你也别叫我麒麟了,有点奇怪,给我取一个人类的名字吧。” „Human name?” The Eastern dream somewhat winked cleanly surprisedly the winking eyes, „what type name un...... do you want?” “人类名字？”东方梦洁有些惊奇眨了眨双眼,“嗯……你要什么类型的名字？” „Casual, is surnamed with you on the line.” The men open the mouth to say. “随便,跟你姓就行。”男子开口道。 „Is surnamed...... Eastern dream clean fair face to fly with me” wipes crimson, places on the table slender such as the small hand of jade to tremble gently, „that called...... to call the East to be sturdy!” “跟我姓……”东方梦洁白皙的脸飞上一抹绯红,放在桌上修长如玉的小手轻轻一颤,“那就叫……叫东方壮实吧！” „Is the East sturdy?” The uncle held breath cold air. “东方壮实？”大叔倒吸了一口凉气。 The Eastern dream clean cunning smiles, in the bright eyes is passing some smart-alecky, explained: „Your body always has problems, must ask me to treat an illness, then I take a name that to you are symbolizing the good wishes!” 东方梦洁狡黠一笑,明眸中透着些许俏皮,解释道:“你的身体老是出问题,要来找我治病,那么我就给你取一个象征着美好愿望的名字呀！” „You think that sturdy, the meaning is strong solid, is representing full of vitality of life! Contains plainly, most candid emotion, but can also agree with the life together, and is easy to understand, singlish......” “你想啊,壮实,意思就是强壮结实,代表着一种生命的生机勃勃！蕴含着最质朴,最本真的情感,还能与生命一道契合,并且通俗易懂,朗朗上口……” After the females said that the scene that the exciting resistance that originally estimates, or would rather die than surrender has not appeared. 女子说完后,本来预想的激动反抗,或者宁死不屈的场景没有出现。 The men smiled unexpectedly happily: „Originally is this, the name that you give is really good, later I called the East to be sturdy!” 男子竟然开心地笑了起来:“原来是这样,你取的这个名字真好,以后我就叫东方壮实了！” „......” Eastern dream clean fresh-faced lip opened, does not know that said anything are good. “呃……”东方梦洁粉嫩的唇瓣张了张,不知道说些什么才好。 In the An Lin heart shocked, originally uncle does hang to explode the day the name is this must come? 安林心中震惊了,原来大叔这个吊炸天的名字是这样得来的？ In the final analysis, the trouble that his autonomy causes! This should be does...... 归根结底,还是他自残惹的祸啊！这应该就是作吧…… „That, Qilin.” Eastern dream clean small sound said. “那个,麒麟。”东方梦洁小声道。 „Please call me to be sturdy!” The uncle said with deep veneration. “请叫我壮实！”大叔肃然道。 „Un, sturdy......” Eastern dream clean slow, said, „that I in the east hundred flowers, opened a tea garden, my ordinary day leisure will go to that side to judge tea. If you are interested in the tea, every month can also go to there to drink tea, is the spirit tea, is not difficult to drink.” “嗯,壮实……”东方梦洁缓了缓,道,“那个,我在东边的百花地里,开了一间茶园,我平日闲暇都会去那边品茶。你若是对茶感兴趣,每个月也可以去那里喝茶,都是灵茶,不难喝。” „Later is careful, should not be injured again......” “以后就小心一点,不要再受伤了……” Eastern sturdy hears word stares, later said with a smile temperately: „Un, I later will be careful, will not be injured as far as possible again!” 东方壮实闻言一愣,随后温和地笑道:“嗯,我以后会小心,尽量不会再受伤了！” An Lin hears these words, was soon moved to cry. 安林听到这几句话,感动得都快要哭出来了。 Heaven! These two thin-skinned, the intelligence quotient for the fellow of negative number, comprehended finally!! 苍天啊！这两个脸皮薄,智商为负数的家伙,终于是开悟了啊！！