System prompt: Fake taoist priest Little An has joined this crowd. 系统提示:假道士小安已加入本群。 However, this chat group seems to be chatting any irritable matter, then joined the group the news going against all of a sudden An Lin. 然而,这个聊天群似乎在聊些什么火爆的事情,一下子便将安林加入群的消息给顶走了。 An Lin also happy appropriate small transparently, observes interestingly in secret. 安林也乐得当个小透明,饶有兴趣地暗中观察起来。 Wooden ox Daoist: „Next time I have really not believed the double chromosphere that will open to be this number!” 木牛道人:“我还真不信下期开的双色球会是这个数！” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction: „Believe it or not, in this dream the trigram, does not appear fortunately, a appearance, the rate of accuracy high is afraid to me! I read the lottery ticket to go to sleep daily in the evening, crossing was so long, dream to the lottery number of double chromosphere. I have bought 100 notes in any case, I must pull out the spatial prize pond!” 百发百中神算子:“信不信由你,这种梦中卦,不出现还好,一出现,准确率高到我自己都害怕！我可是天天晚上看着彩票入睡,过了这么久,才梦到双色球的开奖号码的。反正我已经买了一百注了,我要掏空奖池！” An Lin: „......” 安林:“……” Dream sound fairy maiden: „Really let alone, in the dream of every shot hits the target uncanny prediction the trigram rate of accuracy indeed is high. The previous time his dream arrives in East China Sea to play, comes across the earthquake, was drown to death by the tsunami, the whole person frightened wets the bed!” 梦音仙子:“还真别说,百发百中神算子的梦中卦准确率的确是高的。上次他梦到去东海玩,遇到地震,被海啸淹死,整个人都吓得尿床了！” „Finally less than several days, coastal area of Japan really comes nine magnitude of earthquakes to add the tsunami. The uncanny prediction child good and evil gave the wooden ox the opportunities of buying ten notes, this is gives money completely, some where people can't pass with money?” “结果没过几天,日本沿海就真的来个九级地震加海啸。神算子好歹给了木牛你一个买十注的机会,这完全是送钱啊,哪有人跟钱过不去的？” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction child discontented say/way: „Hey, even praised me, do not give an example with the black history that I wet the bed!” 百发百中神算子不满道:“喂喂,就算是夸我,也不要拿我尿床的黑历史来举例啊！” The atomic bomb fairy maiden sent a smile expression: Matter that „you wet the bed, is your master exposes. This is not the secret, in the group well-known, what having is quite shy?” 原子弹仙子发了一个微笑表情:“你尿床的事情,是你师父曝光的。这又不是什么秘密,群里人人皆知,有什么好羞涩的？” An Lin: „......” 安林:“……” It is well known? I do not know that feeds! 人人皆知？我不知道啊喂！ The words saying that the immortal will also wet the bed! Even if was frightened the urine is far-fetched! 话说仙人也会尿床吗！即使是被吓尿的也太不靠谱了吧！ Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction: „Ok, the wooden ox Daoist does not want, I give the Savior this drawing a prize-winning ticket opportunity, Savior, in?” 百发百中神算子:“算了,木牛道人不要,我还是把这个中奖的机会让给救世主吧,@救世主,在吗？” Jin Yuzi: „Savior ran to go to the US to steal the state-of-art military technology to go, had no free time!” 金玉子:“救世主跑去美国偷尖端军事科技去了,没空！” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction child hears Yanfa panic-stricken expression: „Previous time goes to the US to fudge in others nuclear bomb launch program secretly, but also added array in the nuclear bomb launching silo, what airplane this time he wants to do!?” 百发百中神算子闻言发了个惊恐的表情:“上次去美国就偷偷在人家的核弹发射程序上动了手脚,还在核弹发射井加了个阵法,这次他又想搞什么飞机！？” Jin Yuzi sent the smile expression: „Does not know!” 金玉子发了个微笑表情:“不知道！” cultivator some in group send the cold sweat the expression, some are the pictures that send to laugh. 群里的修士们有的发冷汗的表情,有的则是发哈哈大笑的图片。 But An Lin, then compelled completely ignorant. 而安林,则是完全懵逼了。 Fudges in the nuclear bomb launcher procedure/program!? Adds array in the nuclear bomb launching silo!? Steals the state-of-art military technology!? 在核弹发射器程序上动手脚！？在核弹发射井加阵法！？偷尖端军事科技！？ fuck, this crowd of cultivator really protects Earth, is really not everyone destroys Earth together!? 卧槽,这群修士真的是保护地球吗,真的不是大家一起来毁灭地球吗！？ An Lin felt oneself entered the false cultivator group. 安林觉得自己进了个假的修士群。 He moves the hand to „withdraws from this/should crowd” the button above silently...... 他默默地将手移动到“退出该群”的按钮之上…… At this moment, a news shot in the group suddenly. 就在这时,一个消息忽然在群里弹了出来。 Tian Lingling: „Everyone first do not chat, first welcome our new group friend ‚fake taoist priest Little An’!” 天灵灵:“大家先别聊了,先欢迎一下我们的新群友‘假道士小安’吧！” Dream sound fairy maiden: „, I just saw him to enter the group the news, without asked with enough time, which sect gate Heaven's Chosen this new is fellow daoist?” 梦音仙子:“哦,我刚刚看到他入群的消息了,没来得及问,请问这位新道友是哪个宗门的天骄呀？” Can enter this magnificence country top cultivator chat group, the position and strength will not miss, therefore the dream sound fairy maiden will ask. 能进入这个华国顶尖修士聊天群的,地位与实力都不会差,因此梦音仙子才会这么问。 Since the group some people asked that his issue, An Lin naturally must start talking. 既然群里都有人问他问题了,安林自然还是得开口说话了。 Fake taoist priest Little An: „Eh, sect gate the words...... is Heavenly Court?” 假道士小安:“额,宗门的话……天庭算不算？” Dream sound fairy maiden: „......” 梦音仙子:“……” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction: „......” 百发百中神算子:“……” Wooden ox Daoist: „......” 木牛道人:“……” Atomic bomb fairy maiden: „......” 原子弹仙子:“……” Speech always brief and to the point Jin Yuzi could not bear the opens the mouth: „fellow daoist from Heavenly Court?” 说话一向言简意赅的金玉子也忍不住开口了:“难道说道友来自天庭？” Fake taoist priest Little An: „Un, yes.” 假道士小安:“嗯,是啊。” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction: „fuck! immortal envoy came!” 百发百中神算子:“卧槽！仙使来了！” Afterward, he as if realized anything, immediately changed a statement: „, It is not right! Welcome Sir immortal envoy to visit this crowd of guidances!” 随后,他似乎意识到了什么,立即改口:“啊,不对！欢迎仙使大人莅临本群指导工作！” Dream sound fairy maiden: „Welcome immortal envoy!” 梦音仙子:“欢迎仙使！” Atomic bomb fairy maiden: „Welcome immortal envoy!” 原子弹仙子:“欢迎仙使！” Jin Yuzi: „Welcome immortal envoy!” 金玉子:“欢迎仙使！” Colored glaze honorable person: „Welcome immortal envoy!” 琉璃真人:“欢迎仙使！” ...... …… The group friends of innumerable diving start to crop up in abundance, the unified formation, started the welcome ceremony...... 无数潜水的群友开始纷纷冒头,统一队形,开始了欢迎仪式…… This chat group has over a hundred cultivator, at this time had nearly half of people exploded crops up. 这个聊天群有上百名修士,此时有近乎一半的人都被炸得冒头了。 Others estimated that is closing up or handles other things, this has not cropped up. 其他人估计是在闭关或者是做其他事情,这才没有冒头。 An Lin had a scare by the enthusiasm of group friend, Heavenly Court often has cultivator to descend to earth to carry out the task, must also often happens with magnificence Country Military and situation of the world of mortals cultivator docking, are they so each time warm? 安林被群友的热情吓了一跳,天庭经常有修士下凡执行任务,要和华国军方以及凡间修士对接的情况也时常有发生,难道他们每次都这么热情？ What he does not know, Tian Lingling invited him to enter the group, behavior that actually started for a while. 他不知道的是,田玲玲邀请他进群,其实是一时兴起的行为。 In the past under Heavenly Court cultivator of faction, did not like with the weiled word either, either thought does not need to depend upon the world of mortals cultivator strength, therefore rarely entered the group, was invited into the person of group like him, one year has not had one. 以往天庭下派的修士,要么不喜欢用微言,要么觉得没必要依靠凡间修士的力量,所以很少入群,像他这样被邀请入群的人,一年也不曾有一个。 Colored glaze honorable person: „Does not know that what immortal envoy dao title is?” 琉璃真人:“不知仙使的道号是什么？” Although in the group many cultivator make the nickname with dao title, but this „fake taoist priest Little An” obviously is not dao title. 虽说群里许多修士都是用道号作昵称,但是这个“假道士小安”明显不是道号。 An Lin blinks, dao title this issue he has not really considered. 安林眨了眨眼,道号这问题他还真没考虑过。 Fake taoist priest Little An: „I do not have dao title, everyone called me name An Lin to be good.” 假道士小安:“我没道号,大家叫我名字安林就好。” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction: „Said, says, Senior An did come to the world of mortals for the first time?, although has asks us who anything does not understand, we will certainly explain for you patiently!” 百发百中神算子:“好说,好说,安前辈第一次来凡间吧？有什么不懂的尽管问我们,我们一定会耐心替你解答的！” In the group numerous fellow daoist is the name is, obviously treated as the unearthly immortal An Lin. 群里一众道友皆是称是,显然将安林当作不食人间烟火的仙人了。 Fake taoist priest Little An: „Uncanny prediction child fellow daoist, asked not to shout my senior, I was only 19 years old! Actually, I also lived for more than 18 years in the world of mortals, went to Heavenly Court to study recently!” 假道士小安:“神算子道友,求别喊我前辈,我才十九岁啊！其实,我也是在凡间生活了十八年多了,是最近才去天庭修习的！” People hears Yanjie in group is startled. 群里的众人闻言皆是一惊。 Colored glaze honorable person: „Can go to the Heavenly Court study world of mortals cultivator, I hear for the first time......” 琉璃真人:“能去天庭学习的凡间修士,我还是第一次听说……” Every shot hits the target uncanny prediction echoes saying: „Moreover Fellow Daoist An Lin unexpectedly is never so expected that young! Seriously is the heroic youngster!” 百发百中神算子附和道:“而且没想到安林道友竟如此年轻！当真是英雄少年啊！” Can hold the post of a immortal envoy duty, is the generation of strength superior, the United University of Cultivation student, has to mix the graduation not to have the opportunity to descend to earth one time, obviously the threshold of its strength request is not general high. 能担任仙使一职的,无不是实力高强之辈,修仙联合大学的学生,有许多混到毕业都没机会下凡一次,可见其实力要求的门槛不是一般的高。 If you must ask, the student who why these cannot descend to earth must study „every studies”, that does not move unnecessarily, waste time? 如果你要问,为什么这些不能下凡的学生还要学习“凡学”,那不是多此一举,浪费时间吗？ An Lin thought that this issue, can explain with the education system of magnificence country's: 安林觉得这个问题,可以用华国的教育制度来解释: Many students learned more than ten years of English, how many opportunities did they have to communicate with the foreigner? 许多学生学习了十几年的英语,他们有几次机会跟老外交流了？ Also is not the magnificence people and magnificence people speaks English mutually from, or is watches the foreign language film from, as well as makes English test question from. 还不是华国人和华国人互相讲英语自嗨,或者是看外语片自嗨,以及做英语试题自嗨。 Can use the tangible English truly, after all a few...... 能真正将英语用到实处的,毕竟还是少数…… Dream sound fairy maiden: „Before that Fellow Daoist An Lin goes to Heavenly Court, studies under where?” 梦音仙子:“那安林道友去天庭之前,师从何处呢？” In the group the people are also waiting for the An Lin’s reply very curiously. 群里众人也是十分好奇地等着安林的回答。 Can teach such a talent youngster, its gate definitely unusual. 能够教出这样一名天才少年,其宗门肯定非常了得。 Moreover, this to entire world of mortals cultivator, was the big event. 而且,这对整个凡间修士界来说,都是大事件了。 An Lin sees the news, somewhat scratches the head reluctantly, before coming Heavenly Court, studies under where? 安林看到消息,有些无奈地挠挠头,来天庭之前师从何处？ Professor magnificence of clear university Chen? 华清大学的陈教授吗？ Said can university say from the teachers of kindergarten to them? 还是说要把从幼儿园到大学的老师都跟他们说一遍？ Obviously, they asked was not this...... 很显然,他们问的不是这个…… Therefore, An Lin has to reply honestly. 于是,安林只好老实回答。 Fake taoist priest Little An: „Un, before going to Heavenly Court, I have not started immortal cultivation. Haha, now thinks, I contact immortal cultivation for about a half year.” 假道士小安:“嗯,去天庭之前,我还没有开始修仙呢。哈哈,现在想想,我才接触修仙半年左右。” An Lin said that these words are actually embarrassed, cultivates virtue in order to become an immortal a half year of person like his type, was actually respected by so many cultivator, the bonus is his insensitivity, somewhat cannot withstand. 安林说这句话其实蛮不好意思的,像他这种才修仙半年的人,却被这么多修士敬重,饶是他的厚脸皮,也是有些承受不住。 However, no one cares about his feeling, all people are only staring at that character: „A half year!” 但是,没有人在意他的感慨,所有的人都只盯着那个字:“半年！” Jin Yuzi: „Take the liberty asked one, what situation Fellow Daoist An Lin this time cultivating to be in?” 金玉子:“冒昧地问一句,安林道友此时的修为到什么地步了？” Fake taoist priest Little An: „Eh, is not very high, Body of Way nine.” 假道士小安:“额,不是很高,才道之体九段。” Jin Yuzi hears these words, almost an old blood spurts on the computer. 金玉子听到这句话,差点一口老血喷到电脑上。 The gods special cultivate/repair for are not high! 神特么修为不高！ Before also the bustling groups, suddenly became silent. 之前还热火朝天的群,忽然间变得沉默起来。 All cultivator are staring the chat information „a half year” and „Body of Way nine”, the delay lived in abundance. 所有的修士都瞪着聊天信息的“半年”和“道之体九段”,纷纷呆滞住了。 Tian Lingling is casts off the cell phone, asked to Xu Xiaolan excitedly: „Elder Sister Lanlan, I asked that your issue, what An Lin comes the Heavenly Court’s time is cultivates is, what is the present cultivates is?” 田玲玲更是一把甩开手机,向身旁的许小兰激动问道:“兰兰姐,我问你个问题,安林来天庭的时候是什么修为,现在是什么修为？” Xu Xiaolan hears word smiles saying: „Come time Body of Way zero section, now realm is Body of Way nine. He is our United University of Cultivation top star character, do not look down on him!” 许小兰闻言微笑道:“来的时候道之体零段,现在境界已经是道之体九段了。他可是我们修仙联合大学的头号明星人物呢,你可别小瞧他哦！” An Lin shakes the head, is advocating here, Tian Lingling this girl runs to ask Xu Xiaolan unexpectedly!? 安林摇了摇头,正主就在这里,田玲玲这妮子竟然跑去问许小兰！？ Words that he spoke, isn't convincing? 他说的话,难道就那么不让人信服吗？ Is helpless compared to An Lin’s, Tian Lingling was the whole person is silly. 相对于安林的无奈,田玲玲则是整个人都傻掉了。 She cultivated for more than ten years, promoted Body of Way eight realm, cultivator of far ultra peer, this made her to own talent aptitude very self-confident. 她修炼了十几年,将境界提升到了道之体八段,远超同辈的修士,这让她对自己的天赋资质非常的自信。 However, An Lin cultivated for a half year to arrive at Body of Way nine unexpectedly!? 但是,安林竟然修炼半年就到了道之体九段！？ The Tian Lingling eye socket was moist, An Lin all her destroys proudly cleanly. 田玲玲眼眶湿润了,安林将她所有的骄傲摧毁得一干二净。 For a long time, she shiver infed information in cell phone: 许久,她才颤抖地在手机中输入信息: Tian Lingling: „fellow daoist, I just asked another immortal envoy.” 天灵灵:“各位道友,我刚刚问了另外一位仙使。” „Knew from her mouth, words that An Lin spoke right! He truly cultivated for a half year, turned into nine from the Body of Way zero section!” “从她口中得知,安林所说的话没错！他确实是修炼了半年,就从道之体零段变成了九段！” The Tian Lingling words, fall into the tranquil lake surface like a bomb. 田玲玲的话,如同一颗炸弹落入平静的湖面。 Was frightened by An Lin falls into the silent cultivator group, exploded instantaneously! 被安林吓得陷入沉默的修士群,瞬间炸了！