IMBFC :: Volume #5

#406: Makes one's own way really simply( second)


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On this day regarding United University of Cultivation, is special a day. 这一天对于修仙联合大学来说,是特殊的一天。 A news has spread over the entire campus, campus top star Sword Immortal An Lin Big White paid no attention to the steamed stuffed bun, formally starts to sell! 一个消息已经传遍了整个校园,校园头号明星安林剑仙大白不理包子,正式开始售卖啦! The entrances of big three rest areas, 100 cage steamed stuffed buns fold high, such as the one who bears all the responsibilities is noticeable. 大三休息区的门口,一百笼包子高高叠起,如一柱擎天般引人注目。 The talent is slightly bright, here has then been filled with several hundred people, is surrounds completely. 天才微微亮,这里便已经挤满了数百人,全部是来围观的。 Has saying that An Lin delivered the publicity role that the steamed stuffed bun plays to be good yesterday, the enthusiasm of students is also very high. 不得不说,安林昨天送包子起到的宣传作用还是挺不错,学生们的热情也都很高。 Under of flat-bottomed pan, Great Sun Flame Divine Fire in flaming is burning, the white steam such as roaming dragon-like ascends from the pot. Steamed stuffed bun also not ripe, the crowd had then started discussion. 平底锅的下方,大日炎神火正在熊熊燃烧,白色的热气如游龙般从锅内升腾而起。包子还没熟,人群便已经开始了热议。 Especially when they see in front of hundred cage steamed stuffed buns the marked price of that plank, holds breath cold air. 特别是当他们看到百笼包子前面那个木板的标价,更是纷纷倒吸一口凉气。 Big White pays no attention to the steamed stuffed bun: 1000 spirit stones cages! 大白不理包子:一千灵石一笼! F*ck, Schoolmate An Lin went mad because of poverty, 1000 spirit stones cage steamed stuffed buns!?” 我靠,安林同学穷疯了吧,一千灵石一笼包子!?” 1000 spirit stones can buy good spirit pill, this steamed stuffed bun must be so expensive unexpectedly, when really we are a person of silly money are many?” “一千灵石都能买一枚不错的灵丹了,这包子竟然也要这么贵,真当我们是人傻钱多吗?” I said that Schoolmate An Lin crossed the tribulation by the day being struck by lightning bad head, you have not believed that now ought to believe.” “我都说安林同学渡劫被天雷劈坏脑袋了,你还不信,现在总该相信了吧。” Haha, we watch the fun here, which person silly money many schoolmates takes a look to have while convenient to buy the steamed stuffed bun.” “哈哈,我们就在这里看看热闹,顺便瞧瞧会不会有哪个人傻钱多的同学来买包子。” Upperclassman An Lin should be the economy is somewhat difficult, therefore is asking us to donate money in disguised form?” 安林学长应该是经济有些困难,所以在变相求我们捐款吧?” ...... …… In the crowd discusses again and again, but mostly did not understand that even is the words of taunt. 人群中热议连连,但是大多都是不理解甚至是嘲讽的话语。 An Lin controls the fire in the one side with single-hearted devotion, turns a deaf ear to the words that these discuss. 安林在一旁专心控火,对那些热议的话语充耳不闻。 After all the matter that he most likes doing...... hits the faces of these people with the steamed stuffed bun! 毕竟他最喜欢做的事……就是用包子打这些人的脸! He has the self-confidence very much, after believing a double-hour, these eat the melon people unable to smile absolutely. 他对此很有自信,相信一个时辰后,这些吃瓜群众绝对笑不出来。 The population are getting more and more, unknowingly, the entrance had gathered over a thousand people unexpectedly, some people were amused by the steaming steamed stuffed bun way of rare and beautiful flowers, some people were frightened by the sky-high price of that 1000 spirit stones. 人数越来越多,不知不觉,门口竟然已经聚集了上千人,一些人被奇葩的蒸包子方式逗乐,一些人则是被那一千灵石的天价吓到。 Upperclassman An Lin, no matter how your steamed stuffed bun does, I will certainly buy!” 安林学长,不管你的包子做得怎么样,我一定会买!” God An, you are our beliefs, Big White pay no attention to the steamed stuffed bun, I must decide!” 安神,你是我们的信仰,大白不理包子,我要定啦!” 1000 spirit stones is anything, when the old lady little eats white Fudan!” “一千灵石算什么,老娘就当少吃一枚白肤丹!” The fans also arrive in full, was crying out loudly expressed support. 脑残粉也纷纷到齐,大声呐喊着表示支持。 The people of some reason shake the head in abundance the sigh, even if some hearsay said that Big White pays no attention to the steamed stuffed bun to be delicious, but is still insufficient 1000 spirit stones cages, this has far exceeded the steamed stuffed bun proper price. 一些有理智的人纷纷摇头感叹,即使有传闻说大白不理包子非常好吃,但是也不至于一千灵石一笼,这已经远远超出包子应有的价格了。 In the people more and more irritable discussion, An Lin starts looks at to surrounding a student, referred to position before the body, shouts loudly: 就在众人越来越火爆的议论声中,安林开始望向围观的一众学生,指了指自己身前的位置,大声喊道: Steamed stuffed bun came out, must buy comes to here to line up!” “包子出炉了,要买的来这里排队!” Most student hears word cannot bear smile to make noise, really thinks person of silly money many student so many, price steamed stuffed bun of this day, but also thought that some people will line up to buy? 大部分学生闻言忍不住笑出声,真以为人傻钱多的学生那么多吗,就这天价包子,还觉得会有人排队买? Can it be that to result was insane insanely? 莫不是得了失心疯了吧? But at this moment, shadows by the potential of thunderclap, flushed loudly, the astral wind that its speed quick brings even repels nearby student. 可就在这时,一道道黑影以迅雷之势,轰然冲了过来,其速度之快带起的罡风甚至将一旁的学生击退。 I first come, do not join a production team!” “我先来的,你别插队啊!” F*ck, are you concerned about face, obviously I first!” 我靠,你要不要脸,明明我先到的!” Do not push, must run over the person!” “别挤啦,要压死人啦!” ...... …… About thousand students in one second, really have over a hundred people of lining up five. 近千名学生在一秒钟内,竟然有上百人排起了队伍。 Other students were ignorant, what situation, are these people struggling what? 其余的学生都懵了,什么情况,这些人到底在争什么? Some fans did not make clear the condition, they planned bought a cage slightly to support, but front these one second on lining up five, student who even started to compete for what's the matter? 就连一些脑残粉也搞不清楚状况了,他们只是打算买一笼小小支持一下,但是面前这些一秒钟就排起了队伍,甚至开始争夺的学生到底是怎么回事? Boss, gives me to come 100 cage steamed stuffed buns!” “老板,给我来一百笼包子!” Lines up the first that pink short hair, the appearance very attractive female, is lifting up high both hands, shouts loudly. 排队第一的那名粉色短发,模样十分漂亮的女子,高举着双手,大声喊道。 mother! 100 cages? 尼玛!一次一百笼? Other students in abundance at present one black, this special didn't give people the means of livelihood?! 其余学生纷纷眼前一黑,这特么是不给人活路了吧?! God, Liu goddess was insane, this was 100,000 spirit stones!” “天啊,柳女神疯了吧,这可是十万灵石啊!” Is unscientific, this should be Liu goddess coordinates Upperclassman An Lin to have the advertisement.” “不科学,这应该是柳女神配合安林学长打广告。” Your family hits the advertisement is all of a sudden own goods, sold to the same person one time? Doesn't Upperclassman An Lin need to make money? Doesn't need to attract other audience to contact own commodity?” “你家打广告是一下子把自己的物品,一次性卖给同一个人的吗?安林学长不用赚钱?不用吸引其他受众接触自己的商品?” „......” “……” An Lin looks front is lining up first Liu Qianhuan, flips the supercilious look, said ill-humoredly: „Everyone defined that can only purchase two cages!” 安林望着面前排队第一的柳千幻,翻了翻白眼,没好气道:“每人限定只能购买两笼!” Such remarks, immediately causes the stir in the crowd. 此言一出,顿时又在人群中引起轰动。 Liu Qianhuan stared An Lin bitterly: I take two cages!” 柳千幻恨恨地瞪了一眼安林:“那我要两笼!” I also take two cages.” The following boy connection said. “我也要两笼。”后面一个男学生接口道。 I am also two cages!” Also some people shout. “我也是两笼!”又有人喊道。 Boss gives me three cages, I give you 4000 spirit stones!” A female student excited say/way. “老板给我三笼,我给你四千灵石!”一个女生激动道。 An Lin curls the lip: I am the honest and good-natured person of sincere operation, even if you bid a 10,000 cage, I still can only sell to your two cages!” 安林撇嘴:“我是诚心经营的老实人,就算你出价一万块一笼,我也只能卖给你两笼!” People: „......” 众人:“……” Then, strange appeared. 就这样,诡异的一幕出现了。 Any student of lining up, over 80% people chose purchased two cages! 凡是排队的学生,百分之八十以上的人都选择了购买两笼! Until the final two cages, An Lin planned oneself eat does not sell! 直到最后两笼,安林打算自己吃不卖! Big White pays no attention to the steamed stuffed bun merely ten minutes to sell out completely, dozens student crying days that behind lines up snatch, rude awakening, why rebuke oneself not to act quickly, why so slow. 大白不理包子仅仅十分钟就全部售完,后面排队的几十名学生哭天抢地,后悔莫及,自责为什么动作不快一点,为什么这么慢。 Several hundred surrounding students were scared. 数百名围观的学生都傻眼了。 „Do they hold?” “他们是不是托啊?” Which request you have seen, after running lines up unable to buy the steamed stuffed bun, directly bids 200 spirit stones, buys a steamed stuffed bun from other person of hands?” “你见过哪个托,跑去排队买不到包子后,直接出价两百枚灵石,从其他人手中买一个包子的?” „......” “……” A cage steamed stuffed bun has ten, 200 spirit stones steamed stuffed buns, changing into a cage steamed stuffed bun are 2000 spirit stones, the direct premium one time, this shocked the people simply. 一笼包子有十个,两百枚灵石一个包子,换成一笼包子就是两千灵石,直接溢价了一倍,这简直惊呆了众人。 The man who does not believe in evil doctrines obviously, runs up to by a student who bought a cage steamed stuffed bun, opens the mouth saying: Schoolmate, I want to buy your steamed stuffed bun with 200 spirit stones.” 一个明显不信邪的男子,跑到一名买了一笼包子的学生旁,开口道:“同学,我想用两百枚灵石买你一个包子。” The student hehe smiles: „To result in beautiful!” 那学生呵呵一笑:“想得美!” Men one dull, finally clenches teeth saying: 300 spirit stones!” 男子一呆,最后咬牙道:“三百灵石!” Ok, looked that has not eaten in you, in the strange pitiful share, sells your one.” The students shot a look at a man, finally complied with the transaction. “行吧,看在你没吃过,怪可怜的份上,就卖你一个。”学生瞥了一眼男子,终于是答应了交易。 Then, the man with 300 spirit stones, bought a steamed stuffed bun. 就这样,男子用三百枚灵石,买到了一个包子。 The companion of man laughs to say in the one side: Never expected that you will do such stupid matter unexpectedly, was extinguished the halo to infect by wisdom, ha haha......” 男子的同伴在一旁哈哈大笑道:“没想到你竟然会做这么傻逼的事,被智熄光环感染了吗,哈哈哈……” The men feel this soft steamed stuffed bun in vain, stubborn say/way: I to reveal this fraud of selling the steamed stuffed bun! I for money that the truth pays, you do not understand!” 男子摸着这个软软白白的包子,倔强道:“我只是为了揭穿这场卖包子的骗局!我只是为了真相而付出的钱,你懂个屁!” Saying, male then bites the steamed stuffed bun. 说着,男子便一口咬下包子。 That flash, he cried: Why...... world had the steamed stuffed bun of so shocking delicacy...... I just not to line up unexpectedly, my regret......” 那一瞬间,他哭了:“呜……世间竟有如此惊艳美味的包子……我刚刚为什么没排队,我悔啊……” Men cries while eats, nearby companion looks dumbfoundedly. 男子边哭边吃,一旁的同伴看得目瞪口呆。 Similar scene has in the crowd one after another, Big White pays no attention to the steamed stuffed bun the reputation to spread gradually. Especially before these do not believe in evil doctrines , the student of taunt, after eating the steamed stuffed bun in every possible way, entire is not good, shames is ashamed and wants continue to eat. 类似的场景陆续发生人群之中,大白不理包子的名声渐渐传开。特别是那些不信邪之前百般嘲讽的学生,吃到包子后,整个都不好了,又羞又愧又想继续吃。 An Lin received the flat-bottomed pan silently, left the crowd, deep concealed merit and name. 安林默默收起了平底锅,离开了人群,深藏功与名。 Why he does not sell many, but also the definition purchase integer, for the hungry marketing, only by doing so, his steamed stuffed bun business can do for a long time! 他为什么不卖多,还限定购买个数,就是为了饥饿营销,只有这样,他的包子生意才能长久做下去! Next day, An Lin arrived at the entrance of rest area to set up a stall long time ago. 第二天,安林早早就来到了休息区的门口摆摊。 This time, students gathered over a thousand people! 这一次,学生人数聚集了上千人! An Lin rubbish, sets upright the price sign in the front of 100 cage steamed stuffed buns. 安林没有废话,将价格牌子竖在一百笼包子的前方。 Big White pays no attention to the steamed stuffed bun: 1200 spirit stones cages, everyone limits purchases two cages! 大白不理包子:一千两百枚灵石一笼,每人限购两笼! Immediately, the crowd exploded! 顿时,人群又炸了! Unscrupulous merchant, can yesterday was 1000 spirit stones cages, today sells 1200 spirit stones unexpectedly, this way, add to a sky-high price of 10,000 spirit stones cages?” “无良商家啊,昨天还是一千枚灵石一笼,今天竟然卖到了一千两百枚灵石,再这样下去,岂不是要加到一万灵石一笼的天价?” Resistance, must resist like this approach!” “抵制,像这种做法必须要抵制!” Right, we do not buy today, going too far, when we were the fools.” “对,我们今天都不买了,欺人太甚,都当我们是冤大头了。” Hehe, I look how here Schoolmate An Lin loses face.” “呵呵,我就在这里看着安林同学怎么出丑。” ...... …… Facing a disaffection of student, An Lin wind light cloud Dan, is steaming the steamed stuffed bun. 面对一众学生的不满,安林风轻云淡,蒸着包子。 Steamed stuffed bun emerged, everyone comes my front to line up!” An Lin shouted one suddenly. “包子出笼了,大家来我的面前排队!”安林忽然大喊了一声。 Bang!” “轰隆!” Forms come, to start the intermittent hurricane air-splitting. 一道道身影破空而来,掀起阵阵飓风。 The long line that one second, more than 200 people line up appeared! 一秒钟,两百多人排队的长龙出现了! Surrounded students: „......” 围观的众学生:“……” Then, on this day, the An Lin’s steamed stuffed bun only sells 95 cages, uses for eight minutes, broke the record. 就这样,这一天,安林的包子只卖九十五笼,用时八分钟,刷新了记录。 As for the remaining five cages, he must with going home oneself eats. 至于剩下的五笼,他还要拿回家自己吃呢。 Merely two days, the anger gains 200,000 spirit stones. 仅仅两天,怒赚二十万枚灵石。 Making money, is such simple! 赚钱,就是这么简单!
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