IMBFC :: Volume #4

#384: Chang’e moon cake


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Also had the natural justice? Also had the law of the land?! 还有没有天理了?还有没有王法了?! An Lin especially wants to report to the police, some people's anywhere size then in his sea of qi! 安林特别想报警,有人在他的气海里随地大小便! Afterward he then thinks very much sorrowfully, this matter no one meeting believes. 随后他便很悲哀地想到,这事没人会信。 Even some people of meetings believe that still no one can help him...... 即使有人会信,也没人能帮他…… „...... The heart is quite tired, good to change this damn life......” “啊……心好累,好想改变这操蛋的人生……” The fighting spirit that An Lin ignites with great difficulty, was also worn down finally most probably, looked unfamiliar not to be possible the love to lie on the bed. 安林好不容易燃起的斗志,终于也被消磨了大半,一脸生无可恋地躺在床上。 Meanwhile, the An Lin success breaks through the Soul Transforming Stage’s news, starts to spread over the entire school, created the huge stir! Especially when the students heard that thunder tribulation in sky is gold/metal Xulei the Qilin, but after An Lin can actually control gold/metal Xulei the Qilin, was in abundance silent. 于此同时,安林成功突破成化神期的消息,开始传遍整个学校,引起了巨大的震动!特别是当学生们听说天空中的雷劫是金虚雷麒麟,而安林竟然能够控制金虚雷麒麟后,纷纷沉默了。 Later heard that An Lin crosses the tribulation to be successful, but also surprise birth next Qilin, this makes a student compel thoroughly ignorant in same place, the head heavenly thunder is billowing, such as listens to the heavenly book. 之后又听说安林渡劫成功,还意外诞下一个麒麟子,这让一众学生彻底懵逼在原地,头上天雷滚滚,如听天书。 Never expected that Upperclassman An Lin really broke through Soul Transforming Stage.” “没想到安林学长真的突破成化神期了。” He now first Soul Transforming Stage in school student, this realm promotion speed simply is fearful!” “他现在是在校学生中的第一个化神期了吧,这境界的晋升速度简直可怕!” This is the key point, should not be with emphasis Schoolmate An Lin renovated our immortal cultivation view......” “这是重点吗,重点不应该是安林同学刷新了我们的修仙观吗……” Crosses gold/metal Xulei tribulation, gold/metal empty thunder tribulation, when the pet plays, finally was also born the great life...... this indeed already the recast my immortal cultivation view!” “渡金虚雷劫,把金虚雷劫当宠物玩,最后还诞生了伟大的生命……这的确已经重铸了我的修仙观!” I have not been able in the spoken language to describe that my feeling, at this moment only wants to offer my knee to Elder Brother An!” “我已经无法用言语去形容我的感受了,此刻只想对安哥献上我的膝盖!” ~ ~ ~ was really excited, we and living legend life in same school!!” “啊啊啊~~~真是太激动了,我们和一个活着的传说生活在同一所学校啊!!” ...... …… Then, An Lin crosses tribulation to become these days, in the campus the most fiery topic. 就这样,“安林渡劫”成为了这段时间,校园内最为火热的话题。 An Lin recuperated two days later, starts to go to school as usual. Then walks in An Lin of campus, then discovered that own fame had been in a very terrifying situation, once for a while the meeting by chance fan on the road, will then scream frightens him. 安林休养了两天后,开始如常上学。然后走在校园的安林,便发现自己的名气已经到了一种非常恐怖的地步,时不时会在路上偶遇脑残粉,然后尖叫吓他。 This scream naturally is not intentionally, because they were too excited...... 这个尖叫当然不是故意的,只是因为他们太激动了…… On the post, the dating post, vindicates the letter/believes, resembles the snowflake to fly. These thing An Lin naturally cannot waste the too much time to look, after all were too many, really cannot look! Un, most reads the vindicating letter/believes...... 论道贴,交友贴,表白信,似雪花般飞来。这些东西安林自然不会浪费太多时间去看,毕竟太多了,真的看不完!嗯,最多看一看表白信…… The body weight promotion of An Qilin to one kilogram duty, has been put aside by An Lin for the time being. 安麒麟的体重提升到一公斤的任务,已经被安林暂且搁置。 He and An Qilin exchange does not know how to raise fat An Qilin? 他连怎么和安麒麟交流都不知道,怎么养胖安麒麟 An Lin recalled when holds the An Qilin feeling initially, the body weight should be about one jin (0.5 kg), in other words he must raise fat one time An Qilin, this thinks to think that is the fearful and difficult duty. 安林回想了一下当初捧着安麒麟时的感觉,体重应该是一斤左右,也就是说他要将安麒麟养胖一倍,这想想都觉得是个可怕且艰难的任务。 Covers the evening of mainland in a multi-colored sunlight, an unexpected guest arrived in the An Lin’s small garret. 在一个霞光笼罩大陆的傍晚,一位意料之外的客人来到了安林的小阁楼中。 Thump thump thump......” “咚咚咚……” Thump thump thump......” “咚咚咚……” Has the knock of rhythm to resound. 非常有节奏感的敲门声响起。 The An Lin door opens the mouth, discovered Bai Rongrong's ear that a pair raises up high. 安林将门开口,发现了一双高高竖起的白绒绒的耳朵。 Looks again downward, is a big eye and pure white rabbit tooth of pair of round. 再往下看,便是一双圆溜溜的大眼和洁白的兔牙。 Good evening, secure big is silly.” “晚上好啊,安大傻。” The delightful nice sound resounds, this only half individual high big rabbits, enter the gate swaggering, does not work as itself outside the rabbit completely. 悦耳动听的声音响起,这只足足有半个人高的大兔子,大摇大摆地走进门,完全不把自己当外兔。 The An Lin corners of the mouth pull out slightly, sees in her hand also to take one bag of things, has trampled her. 安林嘴角微微一抽,要不是看到她手里还拿着一袋东西,早就将她一脚踹出去了。 Moon/Month rabbit Sir, never expected that you can actually find the time to come to see me, really makes me feel extremely flattered!” An Lin flatters smiles, pure white such as the moon/month rabbit of jade makes tea to this whole body on own initiative. “月兔大人,没想到你竟然能够抽出时间来看我,真的让我受宠若惊啊!”安林讨好一笑,主动给这位浑身洁白如玉的月兔泡茶。 Palace lord hears you to break through Soul Transforming Stage, sends me to deliver some congratulatory gifts specially.” Moon/Month rabbit self-important say/way. “宫主听闻你已经突破化神期,特别派我来送一些贺礼。”月兔老气横秋道。 Where...... this can! My how feeling all right makes the Chang’e fairy maiden go to the expense, the thing did not need to deliver, you can come to see me, I liked extremely!” An Lin beckons with the hand to say again and again. “诶……这哪能啊!我怎么好意思让嫦娥仙子破费呢,东西不用送了,你能来看看我,我就不胜欢喜了!”安林连连摆手道。 The moon/month rabbit smiles, two big ears in in the air rock happily: Calculates that your boy knows the limitation, that this Chang’e moon cake turns over to me. Has not eaten in the Moon Palace enough, palace main really mean-spirited......, but she is so natural to you, I have not been feeling well, snort/hum!” 月兔轻轻一笑,两只大耳朵在空中愉快晃动:“算你小子识相,那这嫦娥的月饼就归我啦。在月宫的时候还没吃够呢,宫主真小气……但她对你却这么大方,我早就不爽了,哼!” An Lin one hear of this must, that be the Chang’e moon cakes! 安林一听这还得了,那可是嫦娥的月饼啊! He modestly declines how many, did this rabbit take seriously? 难道他谦让几句,这兔子就当真了? He read and this, immediately quickly, when the hand copied, copied the bag in moon/month rabbit hand in the hand, then immediately received storage ring, the entire process passing clouds and flowing water, making one look to sigh! 他一念及此,当即以迅雷不及掩耳之势,当手一抄,将月兔手中的袋子抄在手中,然后立即收入纳戒,整个过程行云流水,让人望而兴叹! Since the moon/month rabbit Sirs arrived here, naturally cannot let your white to come. Therefore I thought that coordinates your action well, making you successfully complete Chang’e to give your duty to well.” Have a strong sense of righteousness of An Lin face, and put forth Lei Feng's staring to the moon/month rabbit. “既然月兔大人都来到这里了,自然不能让您白来一趟。所以我觉得还是好好配合您的行动,让你顺利完成嫦娥交给你的任务为好。”安林一脸的大义凛然,并对月兔使出了雷锋的凝视。 The moon/month rabbit blinks: Truth I understand, does the carrot that but you eat on the road with me what make dry/does?” 月兔眨了眨眼睛:“道理我都懂,可是你拿我在路上吃的胡萝卜干做什么?” She points at the white light to flash, a beautifully packaged yellow disc appears on the table, opens the mouth saying: This is Chang’e must give your moon cake.” 她手指白光一闪,一个包装精致的黄色圆盘出现在桌子上,开口道:“这才是嫦娥要送给你的月饼啊。” An Lin: „......” 安林:“……” The scene is awkward. 场面非常尴尬。 Finally, An Lin is blushing to do the carrot of moon/month rabbit with, but also was complained the words that secure big stupidly really lived up to reputation several times and so on by the moon/month rabbit. 最后,安林红着脸将月兔的胡萝卜干拿了出来,还被月兔吐槽了几次安大傻果然名不虚传之类的话。 This inside moon cake altogether six, the energy of moon cake implication is extremely high, your one week most can only eat the same place, cannot be gluttonous.” The moon/month rabbit elegant sound injunction said. “这里面的月饼一共有六块,月饼蕴含的能量极高,你一个星期最多只能吃一块,不能贪吃哦。”月兔俏声嘱咐道。 An Lin nods again and again, opens the box impatiently. 安林连连点头,迫不及待地打开盒子。 Sees only in the box to have six golden pies, its outline such as the full moon in nighttime sky is perfect, is emitting the extremely moving pale blue gloss. The light sweet-scented osmanthus delicate fragrance starts to flood the entire room, making the person whole body tremble. 只见盒子里面有六块金色的圆饼,它的轮廓如夜空中的圆月般完美无缺,正散发着极其动人的月白光泽。淡淡的桂花清香开始充斥着整个屋子,让人浑身一颤。 Because of this fragrance, Little Red stopped the photosynthesis, Big White from awakening of lazy sleeping soundly, Little Ugly flushed from out of the door, both eyes burst out the golden light. 因为这香味,小红停止了光合作用,大白从慵懒的熟睡的惊醒,小丑从门外冲了进来,双目迸发金光。 An Lin swallowed saliva secretly, suppresses itself to eat the impulsion of moon cake immediately, will look in the moon cake box on a white letter paper. 安林暗暗咽了一口唾沫,抑制住自己立即吃月饼的冲动,将目光转向月饼盒内一张白色的信纸上。 He opens the letter paper curiously, inside typeface beautiful such as the class/flow water splash blooms, is especially pleasant. 他好奇地将信纸打开,里面的字体美如流水花开,格外赏心悦目。 The content is: Congratulates the Fellow Daoist An Lin success to promote Soul Transforming Stage. I once consented that delivers a fellow daoist moon cake, had not forgotten, now fellow daoist double happiness descend on the house, delivers the moon cake especially by the table congratulations. Moreover, little moon gave you to train, must make the little moon body weight drop to 50 jin (0.5 kg) in one month. 内容是:祝贺安林道友成功晋升化神期。我曾应允送道友一份月饼,一直未忘,如今道友双喜临门,特送月饼以表祝贺之意。另外,小月就交给你来调教了,务必让小月的体重在一个月内降至五十斤哦。 Chang’e. 嫦娥 After An Lin looks at the letter paper, the look looked at moon/month of rabbit one strangely: What is this?” 安林看完信纸后,神色古怪地望了月兔一眼:“这是啥意思?” The moon/month rabbit flips the supercilious look: „The meaning of double happiness descend on the house is one of the success Soul Transforming happy and successful birth next child happy!” 月兔翻了翻白眼:“双喜临门的意思就是成功化神之喜和成功诞下一子之喜啊!” I did not ask this.” An Lin hears word shakes the head immediately, later resembles realizes anything, the chest immediately is one stuffy, is not right! This must ask, this double happiness descend on the house is also virulent!!” “我不是问这个。”安林闻言当即摇头,随后似是意识到什么,胸口当即又是一闷,“不对!这个也要问,这双喜临门也有毒啊!!” Helpless the moon/month rabbit shakes the head, said self-important: Oh, secure big silly...... I do not keep guessing, the palace prime suspect I too hugs fat motionless, does not want me, she limits me to lose weight to 50 jin (0.5 kg) in one month, but you supervise the person. Said, you understood, un?” 月兔无奈摇头,老气横秋道:“唉,安大傻……我也不卖关子了,宫主嫌我太胖抱不动,已经不要我了,她限我在一个月内减肥到五十斤以内,而你是监督人。这么说,你懂了吗,嗯?” An Lin hears word corners of the mouth twitches, does the help/gang moon/month rabbit lose weight? 安林闻言嘴角一阵抽搐,帮月兔减肥? He remembered suddenly initially in moon/month Guilin, truly mentioned with Chang’e must help the matter that the moon/month rabbit lost weight, never expected that she also really took seriously...... 他忽然想起当初在月桂林中,确实和嫦娥提及过要帮月兔减肥的事情,没想到她还真的当真了啊…… The idle work by the wealth, Chang’e was actually not delivered his moon cake affirmation value not poor, he helps Chang’e handle something is also natural, but he absolutely does not have the experience to this matter! 无功不受禄,其实嫦娥送他的月饼肯定价值不菲,他帮嫦娥做些事情也是理所应当的,只不过他对这种事情完全没经验啊! An Lin is still thinking how to be increased by own golden light baby fat, now the dwelling place of celestial beings rabbit that comes one to lose weight? 安林还在想着如何让自己的金光娃娃增胖呢,现在就来了一个要减肥的仙家兔子? The following day, perhaps the brain was the matter of body weight. 接下来的日子,恐怕满脑子都是体重的事情了。 He sighed, this world? Am I special really cultivating virtue in order to become an immortal?! 他不禁感叹起来,这个世界到底怎么了?我特么真的是在修仙吗?!
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