Alsohad the natural justice? Alsohad the law of the land?!
还有没有天理了?还有没有王法了?!An Linespeciallywantsto report to the police, some people'sanywheresize theninhissea of qi!安林特别想报警,有人在他的气海里随地大小便!Afterwardhethenthinksvery muchsorrowfully,thismatterno one meetingbelieves.
随后他便很悲哀地想到,这事没人会信。Even some people of meetings believe that stillno onecanhelphim......
即使有人会信,也没人能帮他……„...... The heartis quite tired, good to changethisdamnlife......”
“啊……心好累,好想改变这操蛋的人生……”
The fighting spirit that An Linigniteswith great difficulty, was also worn downfinallymost probably, looked unfamiliarnot to be possible the loveto lieon the bed.安林好不容易燃起的斗志,终于也被消磨了大半,一脸生无可恋地躺在床上。Meanwhile, the An Linsuccessbreaks through the Soul Transforming Stage’snews, startsto spread over the entireschool, created the hugestir! Especiallywhen the studentsheard that thundertribulation in skyisgold/metalXulei the Qilin, but after An Lin can actually controlgold/metalXulei the Qilin, was in abundance silent.
于此同时,安林成功突破成化神期的消息,开始传遍整个学校,引起了巨大的震动!特别是当学生们听说天空中的雷劫是金虚雷麒麟,而安林竟然能够控制金虚雷麒麟后,纷纷沉默了。Laterheard that An Lincrosses the tribulationto be successful, but alsosurprisebirthnextQilin, thismakes a studentcompelthoroughlyignorant in same place, the headheavenly thunderis billowing, such aslistens to the heavenly book.
之后又听说安林渡劫成功,还意外诞下一个麒麟子,这让一众学生彻底懵逼在原地,头上天雷滚滚,如听天书。„Never expected thatUpperclassman An Linreallybroke throughSoul Transforming Stage.”
“没想到安林学长真的突破成化神期了。”„HenowfirstSoul Transforming Stageinschoolstudent, thisrealmpromotionspeedsimplyis fearful!”
“他现在是在校学生中的第一个化神期了吧,这境界的晋升速度简直可怕!”„Thisis the key point, should notbewith emphasisSchoolmateAn Linrenovatedourimmortal cultivationview......”
“这是重点吗,重点不应该是安林同学刷新了我们的修仙观吗……”„Crossesgold/metalXuleitribulation, gold/metalemptythundertribulation, when the petplays, finally was also born the greatlife...... thisindeedalready the recastmyimmortal cultivationview!”
“渡金虚雷劫,把金虚雷劫当宠物玩,最后还诞生了伟大的生命……这的确已经重铸了我的修仙观!”„Ihave not been ablein the spoken languageto describe that myfeeling, at this momentonlywantsto offermykneetoElder Brother An!”
“我已经无法用言语去形容我的感受了,此刻只想对安哥献上我的膝盖!”„~ ~ ~ was really excited, weandlivinglegendlifeinsameschool!!”
“啊啊啊~~~真是太激动了,我们和一个活着的传说生活在同一所学校啊!!”
......
……Then, „An Lincrossestribulation”to becomethese days, in the campus the most fierytopic.
就这样,“安林渡劫”成为了这段时间,校园内最为火热的话题。An Linrecuperatedtwodayslater, startsto go to schoolas usual. ThenwalksinAn Lin of campus, thendiscovered that ownfamehad been in a veryterrifyingsituation, once for a while the meeting by chancefanon the road, will then screamfrightenshim.安林休养了两天后,开始如常上学。然后走在校园的安林,便发现自己的名气已经到了一种非常恐怖的地步,时不时会在路上偶遇脑残粉,然后尖叫吓他。Thisscreamnaturallyis notintentionally, becausetheywere too excited......
这个尖叫当然不是故意的,只是因为他们太激动了……On the post, the datingpost, vindicates the letter/believes, resembles the snowflaketo fly. ThesethingAn Linnaturallycannotwaste the toomuchtimeto look,after allwere too many, reallycannot look! Un, mostreads the vindicatingletter/believes......
论道贴,交友贴,表白信,似雪花般飞来。这些东西安林自然不会浪费太多时间去看,毕竟太多了,真的看不完!嗯,最多看一看表白信……
The body weightpromotion of An Qilintoonekilogramduty, has been put asidebyAn Linfor the time being.
将安麒麟的体重提升到一公斤的任务,已经被安林暂且搁置。He and An Qilinexchangedoes not know how to raisefatAn Qilin?
他连怎么和安麒麟交流都不知道,怎么养胖安麒麟?An Linrecalled when holds the An Qilinfeelinginitially, the body weightshouldbe about onejin (0.5 kg), in other wordshemustraisefatonetimeAn Qilin, thisthinksto think that is the fearfulanddifficultduty.安林回想了一下当初捧着安麒麟时的感觉,体重应该是一斤左右,也就是说他要将安麒麟养胖一倍,这想想都觉得是个可怕且艰难的任务。Covers the evening of mainlandin a multi-colored sunlight, an unexpectedguestarrived in the An Lin’ssmallgarret.
在一个霞光笼罩大陆的傍晚,一位意料之外的客人来到了安林的小阁楼中。„Thump thump thump......”
“咚咚咚……”„Thump thump thump......”
“咚咚咚……”Has the knock of rhythmto resound.
非常有节奏感的敲门声响起。
The An Lindooropens the mouth, discoveredBai Rongrong'sear that a pairraises uphigh.安林将门开口,发现了一双高高竖起的白绒绒的耳朵。Looksagaindownward, is a bigeye and pure whiterabbittooth of pair of round.
再往下看,便是一双圆溜溜的大眼和洁白的兔牙。„Good evening, securebigis silly.”
“晚上好啊,安大傻。”
The delightfulnicesoundresounds, this onlyhalfindividualhighbigrabbits, enter the gateswaggering, does not work as itselfoutside the rabbitcompletely.
悦耳动听的声音响起,这只足足有半个人高的大兔子,大摇大摆地走进门,完全不把自己当外兔。
The An Lincorners of the mouthpull outslightly, seesinherhandalsoto takeonebag of things, has trampledher.安林嘴角微微一抽,要不是看到她手里还拿着一袋东西,早就将她一脚踹出去了。„Moon/MonthrabbitSir, never expected thatyou can actually find the timeto come to seeme, reallymakesmefeel extremely flattered!”An Linflatterssmiles, pure whitesuch as the moon/monthrabbit of jademakes teatothiswhole bodyon own initiative.
“月兔大人,没想到你竟然能够抽出时间来看我,真的让我受宠若惊啊!”安林讨好一笑,主动给这位浑身洁白如玉的月兔泡茶。„Palacelordhearsyouto break throughSoul Transforming Stage, sendsmeto deliversomecongratulatory giftsspecially.”Moon/Monthrabbitself-importantsay/way.
“宫主听闻你已经突破化神期,特别派我来送一些贺礼。”月兔老气横秋道。„Where...... thiscan! Myhowfeeling all rightmakes the Chang’efairy maidengo to the expense, the thingdid not needto deliver, youcancome to seeme, Ilikedextremely!”An Linbeckons with the handto sayagain and again.
“诶……这哪能啊!我怎么好意思让嫦娥仙子破费呢,东西不用送了,你能来看看我,我就不胜欢喜了!”安林连连摆手道。
The moon/monthrabbitsmiles, twobig earsinin the airrockhappily: „Calculates that yourboyknows the limitation, thatthisChang’emoon caketurns over tome. Has not eatenin the Moon Palaceenough, palacemainreallymean-spirited......, butshe is so naturaltoyou, Ihave not been feeling well, snort/hum!”
月兔轻轻一笑,两只大耳朵在空中愉快晃动:“算你小子识相,那这嫦娥的月饼就归我啦。在月宫的时候还没吃够呢,宫主真小气……但她对你却这么大方,我早就不爽了,哼!”An Linonehear of this must, thatbe the Chang’emoon cakes!安林一听这还得了,那可是嫦娥的月饼啊!Hemodestly declineshow many, did thisrabbittake seriously?
难道他谦让几句,这兔子就当真了?Hereadandthis, immediatelyquickly, when the handcopied, copied the bag in moon/monthrabbithandin the hand, thenimmediatelyreceivedstorage ring, the entire processpassing clouds and flowing water, making one lookto sigh!
他一念及此,当即以迅雷不及掩耳之势,当手一抄,将月兔手中的袋子抄在手中,然后立即收入纳戒,整个过程行云流水,让人望而兴叹!„Since the moon/monthrabbitSirs arrived here, naturallycannotletyourwhiteto come. ThereforeIthought that coordinatesyouractionwell, makingyousuccessfullycompleteChang’eto giveyourdutytowell.”Have a strong sense of righteousness of An Linface, andput forthLei Feng'sstaringto the moon/monthrabbit.
“既然月兔大人都来到这里了,自然不能让您白来一趟。所以我觉得还是好好配合您的行动,让你顺利完成嫦娥交给你的任务为好。”安林一脸的大义凛然,并对月兔使出了雷锋的凝视。
The moon/monthrabbitblinks: „TruthIunderstand, does the carrot that butyoueaton the roadwithmewhatmakedry/does?”
月兔眨了眨眼睛:“道理我都懂,可是你拿我在路上吃的胡萝卜干做什么?”Shepoints at the white lightto flash, a beautifully packagedyellowdiscappearson the table, opens the mouth saying: „ThisisChang’emustgiveyourmoon cake.”
她手指白光一闪,一个包装精致的黄色圆盘出现在桌子上,开口道:“这才是嫦娥要送给你的月饼啊。”An Lin: „......”安林:“……”
The sceneis awkward.
场面非常尴尬。Finally, An Linis blushingto do the carrot of moon/monthrabbitwith, but also was complained the words that securebigstupidlyreallylived up to reputationseveraltimesand so onby the moon/monthrabbit.
最后,安林红着脸将月兔的胡萝卜干拿了出来,还被月兔吐槽了几次安大傻果然名不虚传之类的话。„Thisinsidemoon cakealtogethersix, the energy of moon cakeimplicationis extremely high, youroneweekmost can only eat the same place, cannotbe gluttonous.” The moon/monthrabbitelegantsoundinjunctionsaid.
“这里面的月饼一共有六块,月饼蕴含的能量极高,你一个星期最多只能吃一块,不能贪吃哦。”月兔俏声嘱咐道。An Linnodsagain and again, opens the boximpatiently.安林连连点头,迫不及待地打开盒子。Sees onlyin the boxto havesixgoldenpies, itsoutlinesuch as the full moon in nighttime skyis perfect, is emitting the extremelymovingpale bluegloss. The lightsweet-scented osmanthusdelicate fragrancestartsto flood the entireroom, making the personwhole bodytremble.
只见盒子里面有六块金色的圆饼,它的轮廓如夜空中的圆月般完美无缺,正散发着极其动人的月白光泽。淡淡的桂花清香开始充斥着整个屋子,让人浑身一颤。Because ofthisfragrance, Little Redstopped the photosynthesis, Big Whitefromawakening of lazysleeping soundly, Little Uglyflushedfromout of the door, both eyesburst out the golden light.
因为这香味,小红停止了光合作用,大白从慵懒的熟睡的惊醒,小丑从门外冲了进来,双目迸发金光。An Linswallowedsalivasecretly, suppresses itselfto eat the impulsion of moon cakeimmediately, will look in the moon cakeboxon a whiteletter paper.安林暗暗咽了一口唾沫,抑制住自己立即吃月饼的冲动,将目光转向月饼盒内一张白色的信纸上。Heopens the letter papercuriously, insidetypefacebeautifulsuch as the class/flowwater splashblooms, is especially pleasant.
他好奇地将信纸打开,里面的字体美如流水花开,格外赏心悦目。
The contentis: Congratulates the Fellow Daoist An Linsuccessto promoteSoul Transforming Stage. Ionceconsented that delivers a fellow daoistmoon cake, had not forgotten, nowfellow daoistdouble happiness descend on the house, delivers the moon cakeespeciallyby the tablecongratulations. Moreover, little moongaveyouto train, mustmake the little moonbody weightdrop to50jin (0.5 kg)in one month.
内容是:祝贺安林道友成功晋升化神期。我曾应允送道友一份月饼,一直未忘,如今道友双喜临门,特送月饼以表祝贺之意。另外,小月就交给你来调教了,务必让小月的体重在一个月内降至五十斤哦。Chang’e.嫦娥。
After An Linlooks at the letter paper, the looklooked atmoon/month of rabbitonestrangely: „What is this?”安林看完信纸后,神色古怪地望了月兔一眼:“这是啥意思?”
The moon/monthrabbitflips the supercilious look: „The meaning of double happiness descend on the houseis one of the successSoul Transforminghappyandsuccessfulbirthnextchildhappy!”
月兔翻了翻白眼:“双喜临门的意思就是成功化神之喜和成功诞下一子之喜啊!”„Idid not askthis.”An Linhearswordshakes the headimmediately, laterresemblesrealizesanything, the chestimmediatelyisonestuffy, „is not right! This must ask,thisdouble happiness descend on the houseis also virulent!!”
“我不是问这个。”安林闻言当即摇头,随后似是意识到什么,胸口当即又是一闷,“不对!这个也要问,这双喜临门也有毒啊!!”Helpless the moon/monthrabbitshakes the head, saidself-important: „Oh, securebigsilly...... I do not keep guessing, the palaceprime suspectItoohugsfatmotionless, does not wantme, shelimitsmeto lose weightto50jin (0.5 kg) in one month, butyousupervise the person. Said,youunderstood, un?”
月兔无奈摇头,老气横秋道:“唉,安大傻……我也不卖关子了,宫主嫌我太胖抱不动,已经不要我了,她限我在一个月内减肥到五十斤以内,而你是监督人。这么说,你懂了吗,嗯?”An Linhearswordcorners of the mouthtwitches, does the help/gangmoon/monthrabbitlose weight?安林闻言嘴角一阵抽搐,帮月兔减肥?Herememberedsuddenlyinitiallyinmoon/monthGuilin, trulymentionedwithChang’emusthelp the matter that the moon/monthrabbitlost weight, never expected thatshealsoreallytook seriously......
他忽然想起当初在月桂林中,确实和嫦娥提及过要帮月兔减肥的事情,没想到她还真的当真了啊……
The idle workby the wealth, Chang’e was actually not deliveredhismoon cakeaffirmationvalue not poor, hehelpsChang’ehandle something is also natural, butheabsolutelydoes not have the experiencetothismatter!
无功不受禄,其实嫦娥送他的月饼肯定价值不菲,他帮嫦娥做些事情也是理所应当的,只不过他对这种事情完全没经验啊!An Linis still thinkinghowto be increasedbyowngolden lightbabyfat, now the dwelling place of celestial beingsrabbit that comesone to lose weight?安林还在想着如何让自己的金光娃娃增胖呢,现在就来了一个要减肥的仙家兔子?
The followingday, perhaps the brainwas the matter of body weight.
接下来的日子,恐怕满脑子都是体重的事情了。Hesighed,thisworld? Am Ispecialreally cultivating virtue in order to become an immortal?!
他不禁感叹起来,这个世界到底怎么了?我特么真的是在修仙吗?!
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