An Lin pours into Su Qianyun’s to pass on the note the internal energy, moreover shouted that Huang Shanshan helped make two ID cards. 安林将气机注入苏浅云的传音符中,另外喊黄珊珊帮忙弄了两个身份证。 Named Su Qianyun, named white Dachun. 一个叫苏浅云,一个叫白大纯。 Afterward, he bought the cell phone for two people, managed the card. 随后,他又为两人买了手机,办了卡。 After finishing, three faces compel ignorant. 忙完了之后,三脸懵逼。 An Lin discovered a very serious issue, mother Big White and Su Qianyun do not speak Chinese! Big White has not studied, Su Qianyun has not learned, is completely two simpletons, wants a cell phone to do the wool!? 安林发现了一个很严肃的问题,尼玛大白和苏浅云都不懂汉语啊！大白是没学过,苏浅云是没学会,完全就是两呆子,要个手机搞毛啊！？ Xu Xiaolan teaches the Su Qianyun use cell phone actually very much warm-heartedly, how at least needs to teach her to dial and answers the cell phone come the electricity. Big White also follows very much actively the An Lin study, the thick dog claw is provoking the cell phone cautiously, the expression both excited and in exciting, solemn battlefield appearance. 许小兰倒是很热心地教苏浅云使用手机,至少要教会她如何拨打和接听手机来电。大白也很积极地跟着安林学习,粗大的狗爪小心翼翼地拨弄着手机,表情既激动又兴奋,俨然一副上战场的模样。 Weiled word. 微言。 „Ding-dong.” “叮咚。” Huang Shanshan's weiled word presents an information. 黄珊珊的微言出现一条信息。 Some people requested the increase good friend, attaching news „I was white Dachun”. 有人请求添加好友,附加消息“我是白大纯”。 Acceptance. 接受。 white Dachun: „Shan Shanjie is good, I am white Dachun!” 白大纯:“珊珊姐好,我是白大纯！” Huang Shanshan: „Un, you are side An Lin that beast pet is right?” 黄珊珊:“嗯,你就是安林身边的那个兽宠对吧？” white Dachun: „Yes, you really remember me.” 白大纯:“是的,你果然记得我。” Big White is very excited, then sent its naked selfie to give Huang Shanshan. 大白很激动,然后发了一张它的全裸自拍给黄珊珊。 white Dachun: „Graceful?” 白大纯:“帅吗？” Huang Shanshan: „......” 黄珊珊:“……” white Dachun: „You also like what posture, I pat to you.” 白大纯:“你还喜欢什么姿势,我拍给你。” Afterward, he sent a posture coquettish naked selfie to give Huang Shanshan. 随后,他又发了一个姿势风骚的全裸自拍给黄珊珊。 Huang Shanshan: „......” 黄珊珊:“……” white Dachun: „What meaning do you send a point are?” 白大纯:“你发点点点是什么意思啊？” However, the Big White words have not sent. 然而,大白的话没有发出去。 System prompt: „You and Huang Shanshan are not the palships, such as must talk, please first increase the good friend.” 系统提示:“你和黄珊珊不是好友关系,如要对话,请先添加好友。” Big White is listening to the oral translation of Elder Brother An, jumped directly: „? Shan did Shanjie delete me? How like this, will I make the mistake what? It is not right, certainly is Elder Brother An your pit I! woof!” 大白听着安哥的口头翻译,直接跳了起来:“啊？珊珊姐把我删了？怎么会这样,我到底做错了什么？不对,一定是安哥你坑我！汪！” The typing and translation hold the post by An Lin one person, Big White felt oneself by pit. 打字和翻译都是由安林一人担任,大白觉得自己被坑了。 A An Lin face do not begin indifferently, does not want to manage Big White. 安林一脸冷漠地别开头,不想理大白。 Big White gives Xu Xiaolan the cell phone, a face pleaded suffering: „The Lanlan female celestial, you look to chat quickly the record, is such that Elder Brother An said?” 大白将手机递给许小兰,一脸委屈地恳求道:“兰兰仙女,你快看聊天记录,是不是安哥说的那样？” Xu Xiaolan: „......” 许小兰:“……” She looked at one, heart really had the Big White style, therefore gave back to Big White the cell phone silently, was disinclined to explain. 她看了一眼,心道果然有大白风格,于是默默将手机还给大白,懒得解释了。 Big White saw the facial expression that Xu Xiaolan and An Lin despise, realized finally situation is not right. 大白看到许小兰和安林鄙夷的神情,终于意识到了情况的不对。 It muttered: „, Do I pull up younger sister's way is not right? But this younger sister, is not should pull up?” 它喃喃自语:“难道,我撩妹的方式不对？但这种妹子,不是都应该这么撩的吗？” The An Lin corners of the mouth twitch slightly, he also wants to take this opportunity, making Big White realize that oneself issue, never expected that it actually not knew, was incurable! 安林嘴角微微抽动,他还想借这个机会,让大白意识到自己的问题,没想到它竟然毫无自知,没救了！ At this moment, his cell phone made a sound suddenly. 就在这时,他的手机忽然响了起来。 Puts out looked, is Huang Shanshan hits unexpectedly. 拿出一看,竟然是黄珊珊打来的。 Not, because of sexually harassing of Big White, therefore sent a punitive expedition? 不会吧,难道是因为大白的调戏,所以兴师问罪来了？ In the An Lin heart is a little hurried, but met the cell phone. 安林心中有点慌,但还是接了手机。 „Hey, Shan Sister Shan, what matter?” “喂,珊珊姐,什么事儿呀？” „An Lin!!!” In the cell phone broadcasts the Huang Shanshan angry voice, „Yao Mingxi and are Hu Guan the team members who you lead!?” “安林！！！”手机中传来黄珊珊愤怒的声音,“姚明熙和胡贯是不是你带队的队员！？” „...... ” An Lin was somewhat scared, not a wonderful premonition exudes in the heart. “呃……是啊。”安林有些傻眼了,一种不妙的预感在心中泛起。 „Gets the person quickly, that two people performed the acrobatics to be grasped at the temple fair!” Huang Shanshan shouted. “快来领人,那两个人在庙会表演杂技被抓了！”黄珊珊喝道。 An Lin hears word was ignorant: „What? Why can performance acrobatics make an arrest?” 安林闻言更懵了:“啥？表演个杂技为什么要抓人？” Huang Shanshan said ill-humoredly: „You have seen the chest broken big stone performance, really crushes the big stone with the chest directly? You see have swallowed the sword performance, really bites to pouch in the belly the sword? You see the spit fire to perform, does not drink the petroleum alcohol directly from the mouth blowout fire?!?” 黄珊珊没好气道:“你见过胸口碎大石表演,是真的直接用胸口压碎大石的吗？你见过吞剑表演,是真的把剑咬碎吞进肚子里的吗？你见过喷火表演,是不喝煤油酒精直接从嘴里喷出火的吗？啊！？” An Lin scratched the cold sweat, returns said: „Has not seen......” 安林擦了擦冷汗,回道:“没见过……” Huang Shanshan sneers: „The person who attended the temple fair may experience.” 黄珊珊冷笑:“参加庙会的人可都见识过了。” The An Lin body in a flash, almost frightens cannot come to a stop: „Grasps the grass!” 安林身子一晃,吓得差点站不稳:“握草！” „Looks in Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan two people, was seized the time by the national board of military operations specially, without resistance, and admitting mistakes attitude is good, this matter I did not report to Heavenly Court. I issue you address, you take away them quickly, makes the ideological and political education to them well!” In the cell phone broadcasts Huang Shanshan's voice. “看在姚明熙和胡贯两人,被国家特别作战部抓捕的时候,没有抵抗,并且认错态度良好,这事我就不上报给天庭了。我把地址发给你,你快去领走他们,好好给他们做一下思想政治教育！”手机里传来黄珊珊的声音。 „Good, I educate certainly them well!” “好的,我一定好好教育他们！” Some An Lin regrets made them move freely, stirred up trouble to him only. 安林有些后悔让他们自由活动了,净给他惹事。 „Snort, increases the work load to me, you want shi!?” Huang Shanshan complained that then made the telephone call. “哼,又给我增加工作量,你要shi啊！？”黄珊珊抱怨一句便挂了电话。 An Lin sighs, turns on the cell phone, toward position data that Huang Shanshan sends , the governing dog goes. 安林叹了一口气,打开手机,朝着黄珊珊发来的位置坐标,御狗而去。 Xu Xiaolan and Su Qianyun continue to window-shop in Capital City, fishing a person of this matter is the responsibility of team leader , there is nothing to do with them, therefore does not need with going. 许小兰和苏浅云继续在京城逛街,捞人这事是队长的职责,跟她们无关嘛,所以也没必要跟去。 Only then Tian Lingling also follows An Lin, does not have other reason , because Big White was good to ride. 只有田玲玲还屁颠屁颠地跟着安林,没别的原因,就是因为大白太好骑了。 Yu Sheng, in some special house of detention. 豫省,某个特别拘留所内。 An Lin fished Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan. 安林将姚明熙和胡贯捞了出来。 Two people saw An Lin, was excited the eye socket to be red. 两人见了安林,激动得眼眶都红了。 „Elder Brother An, sorry, I put to trouble to you, is I proposed that must try acrobatic performance this idea, must hit to scold comes to me.” Hu Guan is staring at An Lin, the look is quite blazing. “安哥,对不起,我给你添麻烦了,是我提出要试试杂技表演这个想法的,要打要骂冲我来。”胡贯凝视着安林,眼神极为炽热。 „Elder Brother An, blames me, is I have not led the Hu Guan study younger brother, but also made this grade of foolish matter with him, I am willing to bear all responsibility for an offense!” A Yao Mingxi face guilty and rebukes oneself, deeply is looking at An Lin. “安哥,都怪我,是我没带好胡贯学弟,还和他一起做了这等蠢事,我愿意承担一切罪责！”姚明熙一脸的愧疚和自责,深深地望着安林。 An Lin held breath cold air, he most feared that the man used this look for him, the goosebumps gets up. 安林又倒吸了一口凉气,他最怕男人对他使用这种眼神,鸡皮疙瘩都起来了。 He to two people, carried out the profound ideological and political education very much earnestly, often one hour. 他很认真地对两人,进行了深刻的思想政治教育,时常一个小时。 Two fans listen to the idol to teach, very earnest investment, even put out the small book to take down the crucial content. 两个脑残粉听偶像讲课,非常的认真投入,甚至拿出了小本本记下关键内容。 Tian Lingling looks in the one side startled is a Celestial, such bored thing, they actually hear such, renovated her three views simply. 田玲玲在一旁看得惊为天人,这么无聊的东西,他们竟然听得这么嗨,简直是刷新了她的三观。 In Tian Lingling again and again, backs on sleepily Big White is resting, An Lin finally must say said. 就在田玲玲瞌睡连连,背靠着大白小憩的时候,安林终于把要讲的讲完了。 „You walk, next time must pay attention surely.” “你们走吧,下次千万要注意了。” The An Lin lecture the heart is tired, start makes two people leave. 安林讲得心累,开始让两人离开。 Unexpectedly two people do not depend on, but also wants to follow side An Lin. 不料两人不依,还想跟在安林身边。 An Lin hesitant, finally spends the tremendous strength, drove away that two fans. 安林犹豫了一下,最终还是费九牛二虎之力,赶走了那两个脑残粉。 Cracks a joke, making two Kuang Re men follow alone oneself, the ghost knows that will have what dreadful matter. 开玩笑,让两个狂热的男人单独跟着自己,鬼知道会发生什么可怕的事情。 „Said? The words saying that your team leader may not be really good to work as.” Tian Lingling pulls the maroon of temple beautiful hair, the powder carves on the small face that the jade carves to raise the sweet smiling face. “讲完啦？话说你这个队长可真不好当啊。”田玲玲挽起鬓角的栗色秀发,粉雕玉琢的小脸上扬起甜甜的笑容。 A An Lin face dejected and Tian Lingling depends shoulder to shoulder on the body of Big White, does not want to speak. 安林一脸颓然地和田玲玲并肩靠在大白的身上,不想说话。 He first goes all out to thunder in the business street of Capital City, afterward ran urgently Yu Shenglao the person, but also the supplementary was scolded by Huang Shanshan two, who is this type bitter to understand? 他先是在京城的商业街拼命打雷,后来又十万火急跑豫省捞人,还附带被黄珊珊骂的了两遍,这种辛酸谁能懂？ The pressure of this team leader, but also is really not general big...... 这队长的压力,还真不是一般的大啊…… The Su Qianyun’s issue should be solved, now hopes that Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan can restrain a point, perceives his words, he thanked heaven and earth. 苏浅云的问题应该是解决了,现在就希望姚明熙和胡贯能够收敛一点,把他的话听进去,那他就谢天谢地了。 In a while, the An Lin’s cell phone made a sound. 没过多久,安林的手机又响起来了。 He lowers the head looked, immediately the tiger body trembles, is Huang Shanshan! 他低头一看,顿时虎躯一颤,又是黄珊珊！ Will not have an accident...... An Lin that to call one at heart disturbedly. 不会又出什么事了吧……安林心里那叫一个忐忑啊。 „Hey, Shan Sister Shan, what matter?” “喂,珊珊姐,什么事儿啊？” „An Lin!! Is Tang Ximen your person!?” “安林！！唐西门是不是你的人！？” An Lin hears word stares, Tang Ximen is fourth year upperclassman, left said before asked the old friend to go, seemed like a very steady person, should not annoy anything was right. 安林闻言一愣,唐西门是大四的学长,离开之前说找老朋友去了,看起来挺稳重的一个人,应该不会惹出什么事情才对啊。 He thinks of here, has to brace oneself saying: „Un......, Tang Ximen is my team member.” 他想到这里,只好硬着头皮说道:“嗯……是啊,唐西门是我的队员。” „Ha! An Lin really has your, are you intentionally?” “哈！安林真有你的啊,你是不是故意的？” „Shan Sister Shan, how......” “珊珊姐,到底怎么了……” „Tang Ximen and Mount Hua send the leader to discuss the sword in Mount Hua, pared the mountain top, did you say?!?” “唐西门和华山派掌门在华山论剑呢,把山头都削去了一段,你说怎么了？啊！？” An Lin hears this news softly, the whole body one. 安林听到这消息,浑身一软。 mother! How to project on Mount Hua? 尼玛！怎么打到华山去了？ „This matter is serious, although from is far to the scenic area, but destroyed the material culture heritage of magnificence country's, fishes person time takes spirit stones to come!! Hehe, you think the old lady pit? My this time did not guarantee you!” Drinking sound that in the cell phone transmits Huang Shanshan. “此事非常严重,虽然离景区距离较远,但破坏了华国的物质文化遗产,来捞人的时候带上灵石过来！！呵呵,你是想把老娘往死里坑啊？我这次不保你了！”手机里传来黄珊珊的喝声。 An Lin frightens sits above the ground, is moved to tears. 安林吓得一屁股坐在地面之上,热泪盈眶。 What is your pit, is the team member my pit is right!!! 什么叫把你往死里坑啊,是队员把我往死里坑才对啊！！！ When who this team leader loves who works as, the father is not dry! 这队长谁爱当谁去当,老子不干了！