您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ „I just played cards in the sales store, saw that you and Dongdong/thud came back, is thinking this point should prepare food to you, returns......” “我刚刚在小卖部里打牌,看到你和咚咚回来了,想着这个点应该给你们做饭,就回……” The Shangguan Dandan back leg entered home, is speaking, while walks toward the kitchen, actually discovery this point should in Zhou Shuling of kitchen at all not. 上官澹澹后脚就踏进了家门,一边说着话,一边往厨房走去,却发现这个点应该在厨房的周书玲根本不在。 „Comes back to have a look, having a look at...... the faucet not to meet the water, must contact the water.” “就回来看看,看看……水龙头没有在接水,要接点水。” Shangguan Dandan enters the kitchen bravely, put a basin under the faucet, adjusted to come out carefully, did not say matter that prepared food. 上官澹澹勇敢地走进厨房,在水龙头下面放了个盆,仔细调节了一下就出来,也不说做饭的事情了。 „Zhou Shuling accompanied Li Hongfang to make the picture.” Liu Changan has been used to industrious queen mother all sorts of conduct, does not have any feeling, does not want to taunt, does not have the opinion. “周书玲陪着李洪芳去拍照片了。”刘长安已经习惯了勤劳的太后种种做派,没有什么感觉,也没有想嘲讽,更没有意见。 „Little Ling and fragrance photographed, I heard that asked the person to photograph, needs to put on make-up, does not know that helps person who they put on make-up, level how?” Some Shangguan Dandan worries asked. “小玲和芳芳去拍照了啊,我听说请人拍照,都是需要化妆的,不知道帮她们化妆的人,水平怎么样？”上官澹澹有些担心地问道。 „, They are not pat the female version Sun Wukong anything's strange character, does not need you to help.” Liu Changan answered. “哦,她们不是去拍女版孙悟空什么的奇怪人物,不需要你去帮忙的。”刘长安解释道。 Shangguan Dandan is angry, moves in the chair to crawl, pulls out the eyebrow pencils from the sleeve stomacher, prepares to the Liu Changan picture two casts aside the beard, to prove the oneself putting on make-up skill. 上官澹澹十分生气,搬来椅子爬上去,从袖兜兜里掏出眉笔,就准备给刘长安画两撇胡子,以证明自己的化妆技巧。 Liu Changan shunted certainly, Zhou Dongdong indicated actively can put on make-up to her, therefore Shangguan Dandan gave her to draw two to cast aside the beard of tape reel circle on the lip. 刘长安当然躲开了,周咚咚积极地表示可以给她化妆,于是上官澹澹给她画了两撇带圈圈的胡子在嘴唇上。 What tonight eats? Also is solves Goldbach's conjecture in this daily life, Liu Changan looked at Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan, these two are almost anything eats, so long as does not need them to pay money, will not be choosy. 今天晚上吃什么呢？又是解决这個日常生活中的哥德巴赫猜想的时候了,刘长安看了看周咚咚和上官澹澹,这两个几乎是什么都吃,只要不用她们付钱,根本就不会挑挑拣拣。 Bakes, the hot pot, cooks in a covered vessel the pot, the fragrant pot, the Hunan cuisine, the Cantonese cuisine, Hangzhou cuisine, the Northeast taste, the buffet, burns the sauced, lives the salt, steams the vegetable/dish, the seafood, the cured foods...... Liu Changan thinks it over, flips the refrigerator. 烧烤,火锅,焖锅,香锅,湘菜,粤菜,杭帮菜,东北口味,自助餐,烧卤,生腌,蒸菜,海鲜,腊味……刘长安思来想去,又翻了翻冰箱。 When can only consider to eat to the full, is actually simplest, in the pocket has how much money, how to economize how to eat. 在只能考虑吃饱的时候,其实是最简单的,兜里有多少钱,怎么省钱怎么吃。 Eating to regard an enjoying time, is most difficult to choose, after all in even you capture the money to be enough, the appetite is limited. 把吃当成一种享受的时候,才是最难抉择的,毕竟就算你兜里的钱足够,胃口却是有限的。 Even if wutong tree next three big giants, when the belly was packed slowly, the enjoyment feeling of gourmet gradually will still be weaken. 即便是梧桐树下三大巨头,在肚子被慢慢装满的时候,美食的享受感也会逐渐减弱。 The cell phone made a sound, is Bai Hui. 手机响了,是白茴。 „Little Tang sent the information to me, said that Elder Sister Zhou goes out today, in the evening Dandan and Dongdong/thud do not have the place to eat meal, I want to ask them to eat the beef to put the topic.” Under Bai Hui cares about Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, after all they seemingly small and weak no use the small creature that but can eat specially, must some people look after is being good. “小棠给我发了信息,说周姐姐今天出门了,晚上澹澹和咚咚没地方吃饭,我想请她们吃牛肉放题。”白茴只是关心下上官澹澹和周咚咚,毕竟她们看上去像弱小无助但特别能吃的小动物,必须有人照顾着才行。 As for Liu Changan, does not certainly need the person to care that his dinner, he so unrequited love, thought that Bai Hui is flaunting the banner that looks after Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, actually wants to ask him to eat meal. 至于刘长安,当然是不需要人关心他的晚饭的,想必他也不会如此自作多情,觉得白茴是打着照顾上官澹澹和周咚咚的旗号,其实是想请他吃饭。 „What meaning putting the topic is?” Liu Changan asked. “放题是什么意思？”刘长安问道。 „Is a unitary buffet.” “就是点单式的自助餐。” „That considers as finished, this type of so-called buffet is too petty, guest frequent point only also embarrassed.” This is actually the present quite fashionable Japanese-style buffet, does not conform to the Liu Changan three people of noble manners. “那算了,这种所谓的自助餐太小家子气,客人频繁点单也不好意思。”这其实就是现在比较时兴的日式自助餐,根本不符合刘长安三人的高贵气质。 „Good, good, did I trade a line?” Bai Hui wants slightly to ask that two to eat the thing lovably, has to face nitpicking meddlesome Liu Changan, swallowed an insult. “好,好,我换一家行了吧？”白茴想请那两个小可爱吃东西,只好面对挑剔多事的刘长安,也忍气吞声了。 „Ok. Actually they are not nitpicking. Is you meets them, do I deliver?” “行。其实她们也不挑剔。是你来接她们,还是我送一下？” „Un...... is mainly I now a little matter in busy, troubles you to deliver, waits for me to send you address, you definitely have not happen to eaten meal, eats together, baking that if helps oneself and so on, you roast definitely compared with delicious that our oneself roasts.” Bai Hui also conceives a plan temporarily, has not thought, slightly ponders over to remember the Liu Changan baking level to be extremely high. “嗯……主要是我现在有点事在忙,麻烦你送一下,等下我把地址发你,正好你肯定也没有吃饭,一起吃吧,要是自助的烧烤之类的,你烤的肯定比我们自己烤的好吃。”白茴也是临时起意,没有多想,略一琢磨想起刘长安的烧烤水平极高。 Let alone only invited Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, Liu Changan that actually please do not see somebody off, this too will not cultivate the behavior...... generally except for Liu Changan, who can do this matter? 更何况只请上官澹澹和周咚咚,却不请送人过来的刘长安,这也太不会做人了吧……一般除了刘长安,谁能干得出来这种事？ „This actually, making you roast, wastes the food completely. I am feeling embarrassed lead them to eat anything tonight, you telephone, worthily is Huihui, a meeting.” Liu Changan said, hung up the telephone, will wait for Bai Hui one to send the address to come. “这倒是,让你们来烤,完全是浪费食材。我正在为难今天晚上带她们吃什么呢,你就打了电话过来,不愧是茴茴,一会见。”刘长安说完,就挂断了电话,等着白茴一会发地址过来。 Liu Changan seems like first time calls her „Huihui”, Bai Hui somewhat looks at the phone screen happily, suddenly the feeling is not right, unifies his linguistic environment, the meaning of Liu Changan this pest definitely is „roundworm roundworm”! 刘长安好像是头一次叫她“茴茴”,白茴有些甜蜜地看着手机屏幕,突然感觉不对,结合他的语境,刘长安这个讨厌鬼的意思肯定是“蛔蛔”！ Ok, waits to eat to bake, oneself on a lisper point said that roasts „Liu meat/flesh” to retaliate him! Bai Hui selected one to make the coal to burn down the beef in the preelection ten shops specially, then issued him the address and time. 行吧,等下吃烧烤的时候,自己就大舌头一点说烤“刘肉”报复他！白茴在预选的十家店里挑了一家专做炭火烧牛肉的,然后把地址和时间发给他。 She also has certainly the matter to be busy, makeup picture was similar, however the tonight's lip color must consider to eat the light environment of thing as well as that shop, how must be able to seem especially attractive, attracts the Dandan attention and she exchanges the putting on make-up skill? 她当然还有事情要忙,妆画的差不多了,但是今晚的唇色要考虑到吃东西以及那家店的灯光环境,要怎么样才能显得格外好看,吸引澹澹的注意力和她交流化妆技巧呢？ If Liu Changan will also look at two, explained she is very more attractive tonight, pours also being insufficient ecstatically. 如果刘长安也会多看两眼,也只是说明她今晚特别好看一些,倒也不至于让人心花怒放吧。 Liu Changan receives the address and agreement time that Bai Hui sends , the feeling is good, really without knowing to eat anything, will eat the beef after all is not the too bad choice. 刘长安收到白茴发来的地址和约定时间,感觉不错,果然在不知道吃什么的时候,就去吃牛肉终归不会是太差的选择。 Only what is a pity, this place does not have the cow's haslet to eat...... the present generally also to have special eats the cow's haslet the place, the price is not cheap. 唯一可惜的是,这种地方一般没有牛杂可以吃……现在也有专门吃牛杂的地方,价格也不便宜。 Back then the raw material of cow's haslet belonged to kill the mill culls after cow, is the poor families is used for the diet supplements the meats, in late last century Liu Changan remembers that the fresh cow launched to want 40 cents one jin (0.5 kg), after making the prepared food , the price can rise ten times to continue, one skewer roasted the fripe to sell two. 想当年牛杂的原材料属于杀牛后的下脚料,是贫苦人家用来补充营养的肉类,在上个世纪末刘长安记得新鲜的牛下水只要4毛钱一斤,做成熟食以后价格就能翻上十倍不止,一串烤牛肚能卖两块。 Fondly remembers the cow's haslet files mouth of Southern Guangdong, southern Hunan many places make the cow's haslet, likes putting the lindera glauca oil, this flavor extremely in the intensity, regarding liking the person of food taste is no different than the faulty stroke in handwriting. 还是更怀念南粤的牛杂档口啊,湘南很多地方做牛杂,都喜欢放山胡椒油,这种味道太过于强烈,对于喜欢食材本味的人无异于败笔。 Now the traveling that goes to that side Southern Guangdong to make merry, was hard to eat with the fresh cow's haslet that the shear cut sonorously sonorously, just like other places, Southern Guangdong now most cow's haslets is also the refrigerated goods of wholesale, defrosted even to clean up casually not necessarily carefully, box of places poured into the cauldron, absolutely did not have once flavor. 只是现在去南粤那边吃喝玩乐的旅游,也难以吃到用大剪刀铿锵铿锵剪出来的新鲜牛杂了,和其他地方一样,南粤现在大部分牛杂也是批发的冷冻货,随便解冻一下连清理都未必仔细,就一箱箱地倒进大锅,完全没有曾经的味道了。 The tourists must eat the authentic good taste that the native recommends, needs to do a schoolwork the line...... will otherwise only be greatly disappointed, thought that is well-known to might as well eat presently, what Jaguar thing. 旅游者要吃到本地人推荐的正宗好口味,还是需要做点功课才行……否则就只会大失所望,觉得闻名不如现吃,什么捷豹玩意。 Today eats the carbon fire to roast the beef, another day oneself will make the cow's haslet, Liu Changan pondered over, the key is the fresh cow's haslet is not good to do. 今天吃碳火烤牛肉,改天自己做牛杂吧,刘长安琢磨了一番,关键是新鲜牛杂不好搞到。 Present cow's haslet not compared with past years, cherishes the goods, must know that was not in vogue to eat the cow's haslet the place, many people have not seen the appearance that the ox heart good lung Niuyao child good intestines have sold freshly. 现在的牛杂可不比当年,也是稀罕货了,要知道在很多不是盛行吃牛杂的地方,许多人都没有见过牛心牛肺牛腰子牛肠子新鲜售卖的样子。 Sells the beef the outdoor shop, generally also only then a corbel, builds good spareribs again, picks out flesh and blood anything is selling, the place of truly entire cow slaughtering, these cow's haslets had been ordered by others. 很多售卖牛肉的摊子,一般也只有一条牛腿,再搭点牛排骨啊,剔骨肉什么的在卖,真正整牛屠宰的地方,那些牛杂早已经被别人订走了。 Therefore Liu Changan sent an information to Qin Yanan, making her help look for a fresh cow's haslet, after all she roasts the camel to give continually to put in order. 于是刘长安给秦雅南发了条信息,让她帮忙找点新鲜牛杂,毕竟她可是连烤骆驼都能给整出来的。 „Walks, your mahjong gambler Huihui asked us to eat the carbon fire to roast the beef.” Liu Changan to standing said in television front Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong. “走吧,你的牌友茴茴请我们吃碳火烤牛肉。”刘长安对站在电视机面前的上官澹澹和周咚咚说道。 „Has that type of beef in vain to eat? It roasts to incite to bleed, is tender, eats the resembles eats the hot soup the time bites together is attracting the full juice fat and tender sliced meat.” Shangguan Dandan anticipated that said. “有那种白白的牛肉吃吗？它烤起来会滋滋冒油,然后非常嫩,吃起来像喝热汤的时候咬着一块吸满汁水肥嫩的肉片。”上官澹澹期待地说道。 „Definitely has.” Liu Changan knows what she said is the snowflake beef. “肯定有的。”刘长安知道她说的是雪花牛肉。 „Previous Elder Brother Changan with rock drill rock drill skewer is also very delicious in the beef that in the brazier roasts.” Zhou Dongdong somewhat tastes said that Elder Brother Changan pounded a pot, the iron sheet of falling made Zhou Dongdong take away to change money, she patted the small pocket, inside thought of the two dollars of today making. “上次长安哥哥用钎钎串的在火盆上烤的牛肉也很好吃。”周咚咚有些回味地说道,那次长安哥哥砸了一个锅,掉下来的铁片让周咚咚拿去换钱了,她拍了拍小兜,里边装着今天赚到的两块钱。 „Today we little eat, Huihui is not rich like other wife, she and I same are the little girls who a need the laborious work can make money every day.” Shangguan Dandan said very tender. “今天我们少吃点,茴茴又不像别的媳妇儿那么有钱,她和我一样是个需要每天辛苦工作才能赚点钱的小女孩。”上官澹澹十分怜惜地说道。 „You your previous time deceive her 10,000 dollars to give back to her.” Can Liu Changan not seize the opportunity to admonish the emperor? “你把你上次骗她的一万块钱还给她吧。”刘长安能不抓住机会进谏吗？ „Has...... has this matter?” Shangguan Dandan retroceded two steps, somewhat opens mouth at a loss, then pulled out the oneself sleeve stomacher, inside simply has not thought of 10,000 dollars. “有……有这种事情吗？”上官澹澹后退了两步,有些茫然地张了张嘴,然后掏了掏自己的袖兜兜,里边根本没有装着一万块钱。 „Please start your performance.” “请开始你的表演。” „You know that everyone looked that the novel dislikes clone to flow, some readers even had the stress reaction of PTSD, saw clone is not uncomfortable on the whole body , because clone to do the misdemeanor frequently.” Shangguan Dandan thinks carefully, „has the possibility, those who handle this matter is my one clone? Actually are not related with me.” “你知道的,大家看小说都讨厌分身流,一部分读者甚至生出了PTSD的应激反应,一看到分身就浑身不舒服,就是因为分身常常干坏事。”上官澹澹仔细想了想,“有没有可能,做这件事情的是我的一个分身？其实和我没有关系。” PTSD and clone this type of thing, saw in the novel frequently, she also calculates to study for the purpose of application, the Liu Changan appreciation nods, „in the quibbling aspect, you have made rapid progress. Before also traces the ear to pretend not to hear, now puts out directly clone to discuss, next time must use Multiverse, the space and time recollection and so on explained?” PTSD和分身这种东西,在小说里常常见到,她也算学以致用,刘长安赞赏地点了点头,“在狡辩方面,你进步很快。以前还只是摸摸耳朵装作没有听见,现在直接拿出了分身论,下次是不是要用平行宇宙,时空回溯之类的来解释了？” Shangguan Dandan cannot help but touched the oneself soft ear, oneself had explained in any case, then this matter passed even, all the sound about this matter, the queen mothers could not hear. 上官澹澹不由得又摸了摸自己软软的耳朵,反正自己已经解释了,那么这件事情就算过去了,所有关于这件事情的声音,太后都听不到了。 Right, Huihui also wants to become the princess, but the princess really cannot confer rank and title casually, because after Huihui, must become the daughter-in-law mostly, then first receives Huihui to become the daughter. 对了,茴茴也是想当公主的,但是公主真的不能随便册封,因为茴茴以后多半是要成为儿媳妇,那么就先收茴茴当干女儿。 If after Huihui, became the daughter-in-law, can her the imperial jade seal title, if not regard the daughter-in-law, the daughter who can only continue to be the queen mother, confers rank and title for the princess again is not late as the compensation! 如果茴茴以后成了儿媳妇,就可以给她玉玺封号,如果当不成儿媳妇,只能继续当太后的干女儿,再册封为公主作为补偿也不迟啊！ Was the queen mother who excelled at the principle harem business, Shangguan Dandan is holding up the head worthily several steps, the nod commended oneself. 不愧是擅理后宫事务的太后,上官澹澹昂着头走了几步,点头称赞自己。 Liu Changan does not know that she is thinking anything, has not talked about the things of 10,000 dollars again, is good has not gone out to do that set of thing of multi-level marketing psychology to mooch because of Shangguan Dandan from then on again, temporarily has not taken the road of telecommunication cheating. 刘长安不知道她在想什么,也没有再讲一万块钱的事情,好在从那以后上官澹澹也没有再出去搞传销心理学的那套东西招摇撞骗,暂时没有走上电信诈骗之路。 „Gets down, we rode the electric car in the past.” “下去吧,我们骑电动车过去。” „Electric small carriage! Drops the drop!” “电动小马车！滴滴！” „DDD drop drop DDD!” “滴滴滴滴滴滴滴滴！” Liu Changan takes up the remote control, saw that on the television is broadcasting good country's the news of F35 fighter aircraft, but the news footage is F22 is actually making the maneuvering, when is having doubts suddenly realized that in good country 22 = 35, is suddenly enlighted. 刘长安拿起遥控器,看到电视机上正在播放棒国的F35战机的新闻,但是新闻画面却是F22在做机动动作,正疑惑时突然意识到在棒国22=35,不禁恍然大悟。 Switches off the television. 关掉电视机。 …… …… …… …… Various types asked 各种求