您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan squatted in the waterfront washed washing the hands, he helped that person strike a skeleton joint a moment ago, stroked smoothly meridians, but the innermost feelings dirty dreadful person, felt unavoidably bumps his oneself is not unclean, must wash the hands. 刘长安蹲在江边洗了洗手,他刚才只是帮那人敲打了一下骨骼关节,捋通顺了一下经络,但内心肮脏猥琐的人,难免给人感觉碰他一下自己就不干净了,得洗洗手。 River water unexpectedly accidentally/surprisingly insightful, the aquatic animal type exterminates much, but the water quality at least goes the morning for 20-30 years ago. 江水竟然意外地通透,水生物种类灭绝不少,但水质至少比早去20-30年前强多了。 Can see that the waterfront has aquatic animal corpse in broken bits, the float, the precipitation, was grown it to ruin its environment to swallow, re-enters the natural samsara. 可以看到浅浅的江边有许多细碎的水生物尸体,漂浮,沉淀,被生长它葬送它的环境吞噬,重新进入了自然的轮回。 Before the natural sciences told the progress, then after having the person died, enters the story of hell again samsara, whether was the understanding of such a simple material biological cycle? 在自然科学告诉进步之前,便有了人死后进入地狱再轮回的故事,是否就是这么一种朴素的物质生物循环的理解？ He then looked at one that still the middle-aged man who vomits in the sand beach, looked at cleverly Bai Hui not then, is really the ugly and beautiful striking contrast. 他回头看了一眼那个依然在沙滩上呕吐的中年男人,又看了看乖巧地不回头的白茴,真是丑陋与美丽的鲜明对比。 Liu Changan acknowledged, the dim light of night and river wind are not outstandingly beautiful, but embellishes the Bai Hui scenery. 刘长安承认,夜色和江风并不是绝色,不过是点缀白茴的风景。 „Walks.” Liu Changan arrives at Bai Hui to say behind. “走吧。”刘长安走到白茴身后说道。 „What did you do a moment ago?” Bai Hui was doing intentionally a moment ago plays the cell phone calmly, but raises up the ear to listen attentively unavoidably. “你刚才干了什么？”白茴刚才在故作镇定地玩手机,但难免竖起耳朵倾听。 She does not dare to turn head now, for fear that saw that middle-aged man is not so complete, lacks arm few leg anything. 她现在不敢回头,生怕看到那个中年男人已经不那么完整,缺胳膊少腿什么的。 „Do you know the flood dragon person?” Liu Changan kicks out of the way the cobblestone of under foot, guides on the say/way to walk toward the scenery of river bank. “你知道蛟人吗？”刘长安踢开脚下的鹅卵石,往河岸的风光带路道上走去。 Bai Hui looked at side river water, are many with the related related legend, but the merman and Xiang River have no relations probably. 白茴看了一眼侧面的江水,和相关有关的神话传说很多,但是鲛人和湘江好像没有什么关系。 „I know that the merman is our mermaids, called spring Ke 。 It is said the First Emperor Qin imperial tomb caught the merman to make the large oil lamp lit day and night before Buddha status, now is still burning.” “我知道啊,鲛人就是我们的美人鱼,又叫泉客。据说秦始皇的皇陵就抓了鲛人做长明灯,现在都还在燃烧呢。” The Bai Hui sympathy pities said, „ancient «Shan Hai Jing», «Sou Shen Ji», «Cardinal virtue South Sea Will», in the Nine Provinces series setting of modern also had the merman.” 白茴同情而怜悯地说道,“古代的《山海经》,《搜神记》,《大德南海志》,还有现代的九州系列设定里也有鲛人。” „What I said is the flood dragon of flood dragon.” Liu Changan said. “我说的是蛟龙的蛟。”刘长安说道。 Some Bai Hui doubts, then searched, is pointing at the Baidu above introduction, „you looked, here said the merman passes the flood dragon person.” 白茴有些疑惑,然后搜索了一下,指着百度上面的介绍,“你看,这里说鲛人通蛟人。” „Who makes you be the authority with the thing that Baidu comes out? Many people search for on Baidu casually, goes to the popular science, goes to the bar, is actually very stupid, your don't this.” Liu Changan beckons with the hand. “谁让你拿百度出来的东西当权威的？很多人在百度上随便搜一下,就去科普,就去杠,其实很蠢,你千万别这样。”刘长安摆了摆手。 Bai Hui some are not convinced, but also knows he said right, like „white miss grave that” his previous time said that can only find the miss grave on Baidu, had no relations with his meaning, his praised the Bai Hui flaming poem, could not find the source. 白茴有些不服气,但也知道他说的没错,就像他上次说的“白姑娘坟”,在百度上只能找到姑娘坟,和他的意思也没有什么关系,还有他那首赞美白茴熊熊的诗,也找不到出处。 The search engine that concentrates on Chinese did so many years, is so useless, really has trash enough, no wonder many companies can only eat the domestic dividend, going abroad cannot do on any enterprise, eventually is only the pig on gusty area, the good-for-nothing. 一个专注中文的搜索引擎做了这么多年,却这么没用,真有够垃圾的,难怪很多公司只能吃国内的红利,一出国就啥事业也做不起来,终究只是风口上的猪,废物东西。 „Flood dragon person, by insect, merman, by fish character, as long as a little brain thinks carefully, knows this possibly is not the same lifeform.” Liu Changan then said. “蛟人,虫子旁,鲛人,鱼字旁,但凡有点脑子仔细想想,就知道这不可能是同一种生物。”刘长安接着说道。 Bai Hui knits the brows, thinks carefully, must refute him, „in the ancient times was divided into five kinds the animal, called five insects, the fish and lizard, snake anything, was the scale insects! Their leaders are the flood dragons, is by the insect flood dragon that you said. Why does that fish hand over cannot pass the insect junction?” 白茴皱了皱眉,仔细想想,还是要反驳他,“古代把动物分为五类,叫五虫,鱼类和蜥蜴,蛇什么的,都是鳞虫！它们的首领是蛟龙,也就是你说的虫子旁的蛟。那鱼交为什么不能通虫交？” Liu Changan currently has the patience very much, temporarily did not plan turns over to Bai Hui to the bar fine ranks, let alone looks is so more attractive, stature also such attractive bar essence, belonging bar essence that can speak the truth rather than to speak the physics with her., 刘长安现在很有耐心,暂时不打算把白茴归到杠精的行列中,更何况长得这么好看,身材又这么好看的杠精,属于可以和她讲道理而不是讲物理的杠精。、 „You said that proved the insect hands over with the fish hands over cannot use in common, merman that because the fish hands over, one that in flood dragon person but the insect hands over.” Liu Changan is not offended, Bai Hui has no experience eventually, have «Shan Hai Jing» in so many mysterious animals, how many types she seen? The modern people are generally surprised due to ignorance. “你所说的,正是证明了虫交和鱼交不能通用,因为鱼交的鲛人,只是虫交的蛟人中的一种。”刘长安也不见怪,白茴终究没有什么见识,《山海经》里那么多神奇动物,她又见过几种呢？现代人普遍少见多怪。 One that the flood dragon person who „I said that then generally has, in big rivers great lake common. They and you have read in these literary work patho, but the happy merman is completely different. The flood dragon person who the insect hands over is savage . Moreover the natural disposition is quite obscene, what He Bo who in the ancient times story Resor wanted the young girl sacrificial offering and so on, many were the flood dragon people.” “我所说的蛟人,便是更为普遍存在的一种,大江大河大湖里常见。他们和你读过的那些文学作品中悲情而美好的鲛人完全不一样。虫交的蛟人凶残暴虐,而且生性好淫,古代故事里索要少女祭祀的什么河伯之类的,多是蛟人。” Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui, looked at the Xiang River, „in Xiang River , if there is flood dragon person, your such young girl hauled in the river by him mostly.” 刘长安看了看白茴,又看了看湘江,“湘江里要是有蛟人,你这样的少女多半就被他拉进江里了。” „, Is because I fair and clear, is fragrant, likely lovable little white pig, therefore he does want to eat me?” Bai Hui is a little anxious to be afraid said, is afraid because of the anxiety, naturally and pulled his arm. “啊,是因为我白白净净的,又香喷喷的,像可爱的小白猪,所以他想吃了我吗？”白茴有点紧张而害怕地说道,正因为紧张而害怕,就自然地又挽住了他的手臂。 The girl very timid performance was drawing his arm at this time, with the chest next to him, is constraining oneself bang bang the heartbeat, can feel at ease little. 女孩子这个时候很胆小的表现就是拉着他的手臂,用胸口紧挨着他,压抑着自己砰砰的心跳,才能安心一点点。 Liu Changan visits her strangely, now Bai Hui is getting more and more self-confident, watches this artificial artificial performance, did not fear completely Liu Changan revealed and attacks her face to face. 刘长安奇怪地看着她,现在白茴越来越自信了啊,看这做作矫情的表演,完全不怕刘长安当面揭穿和打击她了。 Ok, Liu Changan is the heart good person, others rare self-confident growth, this is not a misdemeanor. 算了,刘长安本是心善之人,人家难得自信增长,这并非一件坏事。 „Flood dragon person will certainly haul in you river, when his bandit chief's wife, making you live a nest young flood dragon person to come out.” “蛟人当然会把你拉进江里当他的压寨夫人,让你生一窝小蛟人出来。” Liu Changan then said that „flood dragon person natural disposition is quite obscene, has the woman the time he does the woman, without woman time he does oneself......, because he , since the name the belt/bring flood dragon, the body attributes of natures and these insects have the similarity, curving body oneself bites oneself that thing to be promiscuous, is their daily hobbies.” 刘长安接着说道,“蛟人生性好淫,有女人的时候他搞女人,没女人的时候他搞自己……因为他既然名字里带蛟,自然和那些虫子的身体属性有相似的地方,弯曲身体自己咬住自己的那个东西淫乱,也是他们的日常爱好。” Bai Hui stares dumbfounded, this lifeform! 白茴瞠目结舌,还有这种生物！ „Nothing strange, not just the ancient myth lifeform will do that now you go to the zoo to have a look at the monkey, orangutan anything, they will also do that.” Very much what Liu Changan rejoices, oneself brings Zhou Dongdong is going to the zoo the time, these archanthropines have not done that. “没有什么奇怪的,并非只有古老的神话生物会这么做,现在你去动物园里看看猴子,猩猩什么的,它们也会这么做。”刘长安很庆幸的是,自己带着周咚咚去动物园的时候,那些灵长目动物并没有这么做。 The Bai Hui cheeks are red, actually she has truly seen in the zoo, some monkeys also urinate...... these monkeys toward its oneself mouth mostly are the single monkeys, others do not have the means. 白茴脸颊红红,其实她在动物园里确实看到过,有些猴子还朝着它自己嘴里尿尿呢……不过这些猴子多半是单身猴,人家没有办法。 Bai Hui lowers the head glanced two randomly, then looks at the distant place looking all around, closely shut the mouth, oneself cannot indulge in flights of fancy these things, her mouth can only be used to eat delicious. 白茴低下头乱瞟了两眼,然后东张西望地看着远方,紧紧地闭住了嘴巴,自己不能胡思乱想这些东西,她的嘴巴只能用来吃好吃的。 „Just that man, I turned into the flood dragon person him, hopes after him, can oneself solve the problem.” Liu Changan told Bai Hui finally, he made anything. “刚刚那个男人,我就是把他变成蛟人而已,希望他以后能够自己解决问题。”刘长安最后才告诉白茴,他做了什么。 Bai Hui understood finally, flurriedly and Liu Changan looking at each other, from his look confirmed oneself comprehension right, pressed the chest somewhat to retch, Liu Changan was really a anomaly! 白茴终于明白过来了,慌乱地和刘长安对视,从他的眼神里确认自己领悟的没错,不禁按着胸口有些干呕,刘长安真是个变态！ But is even abnormal, why oneself is not willing to let loose his arm, instead closely pulls? Possibly oneself also clever, but is unable to revolt against him who he trains. 可即便是变态,为什么自己还是不愿意放开他的手臂,反而紧紧地挽住呢？可能自己也被他调教的乖巧而无法反抗他了吧。 In other words now oneself, no matter displays has no sense of shame, thinks how not bashful picture, because of him, is not her issue. 也就是说现在自己不管表现的多么不知羞耻,想一些多么不害臊的画面,也都是因为他,并非她的问题。 Hū...... Bai Hui to relax. 呼……白茴松了一口气。 Two people chatted, arrived at the public transportation platform reversed direction to sit, rode another public transportation to get out in the Bai Hui small area entrance again. 两个人一路闲聊,走到公交站台反方向坐了回去,再坐另一趟公交车在白茴家小区门口下车。 „Was laborious you.” Bai Hui both hands shrink in the sleeves grasp closely, does he want to go back? “辛苦你了。”白茴双手缩在衣袖里握得紧紧的,他难道就要回去了吗？ He delivered, oneself must thank his, for example lets he goes upstairs to drink cup of tea anything...... not, he likes drinking the orange juice. 他这么送了一路,自己怎么也得感谢他一下,例如让他上楼喝杯茶什么的……不,他喜欢喝橙汁。 Otherwise makes him go back, many isn't good? Or another day will ask him to eat meal anything, that is next date/appointment...... not, next meeting reason. 否则就让他这么回去,多不好？或者说改天请他吃饭什么的,那就是下一次约会……不,下一次见面的缘由。 But please might as well meet by chance, who knows when another day can be? If by some chance he did not have the time recently, but he should not be busy tonight. 可是相请不如偶遇啊,谁知道改天会是什么时候？万一最近他都没有时间了呢,但今天晚上他应该不忙的。 „Un, goodbye/see again, rests earlier.” Liu Changan nods, turns around to be about to leave. “嗯,再见,早点睡。”刘长安点了点头,转身就准备离开。 „Liu Changan......” “刘长安……” Liu Changan stopped the footsteps. 刘长安停住了脚步。 „I...... in my family the orange juice were too many, cannot drink up, you...... you help me drink up.” Bai Hui made excuses said, this should calculate the warrant, previous time he has come to her home, mother asked him to drink the orange juice, did he see in the refrigerator to have many orange juice? “我……我家里橙汁太多了,喝不完,你……你帮我喝掉一些。”白茴支支吾吾地说道,这应该算正当理由,上次他来过她家里,妈妈就请他喝了橙汁,他看到过冰箱里有很多橙汁吧？ The does reason of that oneself give people the impression that is very compelling? 那自己的这个理由给人的感觉是不是很充分呢？ „Good...... your mother at home?” Liu Changan asked. “好……你妈在家吗？”刘长安问道。 „My mother is not at home.” Bai Hui said hastily, „my parents went to the relative's house to play mahjong, they played mahjong hit the night.” “我妈不在家。”白茴连忙说道,“我爸妈去亲戚家里打麻将了,他们一打麻将就打通宵。” Why did he ask this question? Bai Hui is somewhat anxious, today oneself provokes him in the small lane, it is said the boy at this time, in the body will be suppressing what desire, will be ready to make trouble, often loses the reason. 他为什么问这个问题？白茴有些紧张,今天自己在小巷子里撩拨他,据说男孩子这种时候,身体里就会憋着什么欲望,会蠢蠢欲动,往往失去理智。 Is he plan is not at home while her mother, what makes to her? 他是不是打算趁她妈妈不在家,对她做点什么呢？ But Bai Hui feels him not like this, therefore trusted very confessed the situation, if after all deceived him to say mother at home, like this is guarding against the friend, was too much. 可白茴觉得他不会这样,所以十分信任地坦白了情况,毕竟如果骗他说妈妈在家里,这样防备着朋友,有点过份了。 „Regretted, I also want to chat with your mother, I very like your mother, is gruff and lovable.” Liu Changan said slightly disappointedly. “遗憾,我还想和你妈聊聊天,我挺喜欢你妈的,又憨又可爱。”刘长安略微失望地说道。 „You appraise the elder unexpectedly!” “你居然这么评价长辈！” Bai Hui stares the eye to criticize Liu Changan greatly, then pulled his sleeves, making him follow oneself to go upstairs. 白茴瞪大着眼睛批评刘长安,然后扯了扯他的衣袖,让他跟着自己上楼。 Arrived at Bai Hui main house gate, Bai Hui just pressed down the fingerprint, the gate has opened, unexpectedly was a Bai Hui relative, greets with Bai Hui, then stared at Liu Changan to size up several to leave up and down grinningly. 走到白茴家门口,白茴刚刚按下指纹,门就已经打开,竟然是白茴的一个亲戚,和白茴打了招呼,然后盯着刘长安上下打量了好几眼才笑嘻嘻地离开。 „Father, mother, cousin, you at home? Didn't you go to the younger brother's wife home to play cards?” Bai Hui asked strangely, somewhat reported to father white Shengtian embarrassed, „he was my high school schoolmate, now is also the big school friend, Liu Changan.” “爸,妈,表姐,你们怎么在家里？你们不是去二舅爷家里打牌了吗？”白茴奇怪地问道,又有些不好意思地向爸爸白胜天介绍,“他是我高中同学,现在也是大学校友,刘长安。” „Uncle, hello/you good.” Liu Changan and white Shengtian greeted, white Shengtian smiled with Liu Changan shakes hand. “伯父,你好。”刘长安和白胜天打招呼,白胜天笑眯眯和刘长安握了握手。 „You know that we go to the younger brother's wife home to play cards, brought home a boy?” The Zhong Qing slightly smile, said meaningfully. “你知道我们去二舅爷家里打牌,就带了个男孩子回家？”仲卿微微笑,意味深长地说道。 „Cousin, you said anything! Today...... today is too late, Liu Changan delivers me to go home, I make him have a drink to go back again.” Bai Hui is red in the face, explained hastily, the smile on parents face was too ambiguous, probably Liu Changan is her boyfriend. “表姐,你说什么啊！今天……今天太晚了,刘长安送我回家,我让他上来喝点东西再回去。”白茴面红耳赤,连忙解释,爸爸妈妈脸上的笑容太暧昧了,好像刘长安是她男朋友似的。 This also makes her flush afraid, mother and cousin are not do not know that Liu Changan has the girlfriend, oneself actually brings back to the home him, does not know how they think. 这也让她更是心虚而脸热,妈妈和表姐又不是不知道刘长安有女朋友,自己却还是把他带回家,不知道她们会怎么想。 „Comes, comes , won't Little Liu, play mahjong? We just right three lack one.” white Shengtian referred to the mahjong table saying. “进来,进来,小刘,会打麻将不？我们正好三缺一。”白胜天指了指麻将桌说道。 „Do I win casually? Won't you lose do not ask me to leave?” Liu Changan rubbed rubbing hands, for sometime has not played the mahjong, today all kills Bai Jia people. “我随便赢吧？你们不会输了不让我走吧？”刘长安搓了搓手,有一段时间没有玩麻将了啊,今天就把白家人全杀了。 „You come, looked that you can win many!” white Shengtian the heroic spirit soars to the heavens said. “你来,看你能赢多少！”白胜天豪气冲天地说道。 „...... Won't you play the partnership sign?” Bai Hui is worried saying that mother and father have the cousin, what to do if they do join up to bully Liu Changan? “啊……你们不会打合伙牌吧？”白茴担心地说道,妈妈和爸爸还有表姐,万一他们联合起来欺负刘长安怎么办？ „You help him look to play cards.” Zhong Qing first sat with a smile, when a girl starts the elbow to turn outward, that means even ten cows could not pull back. “那你帮他看看牌吧。”仲卿笑着先坐了下来,当一个女孩子开始胳膊肘往外拐的时候,那就意味着即便是十头牛也拉不回来了。 …… …… …… …… During the daytime also has the big chapter, everyone supports wave of «My mother To lead Me Immortal Cultivation», 300,000 characters. 白天还有大章节,大家支持一波《我妈带我去修仙》,三十万字了。