ITI :: Volume #9

#812: Continues a chapter of 156 chapters of secret prescription handed down in the family

您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan had the impression to past Yan Huaye very much, that time female university student, beautiful had the age feeling very much, looked about the big eye of fresh splendor, clear brings the graceful pride. When like Miss Hong Kong of 80-90 ages, including the mainland beauty contest, each can enter the player to finals, has the oneself unique facial features and makings, after will be impossible likely 2010, assembly line product that the player same tidying up hospital will come out likely. 刘长安对当年的颜花叶很有印象,那时候的女大学生,美的很有年代感,顾盼生辉的大眼睛,清纯中带着优雅的骄傲。就像80-90年代的港姐,包括大陆的选美,每一个能够进到决赛时的选手,都有自己的独特的五官和气质,绝不可能像2010年代以后,一个个选手像同一家整容医院出来的流水线产品。 Yan Qingcheng does not have Yan Huaye to be attractive, possibly...... cracked a joke by this time pollution, the matriarchal gene is powerful, if the childhood level of living could not follow, the child malnutrition, the growth in various aspects were inevitably affected. 颜青橙没有颜花叶漂亮,可能就是被这时代污染了吧……开个玩笑,母系基因再强大,如果小时候的生活水平跟不上,孩子营养不良,各方面的成长难免受到影响。 Perhaps Yan Qingcheng raises well, later can also transform, this is also absolutely possible. 也许颜青橙好好养养,以后还能蜕变,这也是完全有可能的。 As a strong and independent girl, pays attention to her appearance, obviously is one type does not respect, therefore in the ordinary circumstances Liu Changan will not pay attention to compared with the Yan Qingcheng appearances and other girls, there are these characteristics, which also there are insufficient. 只是作为一个坚强而独立的女孩子,过于关注她的容貌,明显是一种不尊重,所以一般情况下刘长安也不会关注颜青橙的容貌和其他女孩子相比,有那些特点,又有哪些不足。 „Your mother , if really unhealthy, can look for me, I have the secret prescription handed down in the family.” Liu Changan said to Yan Qingcheng, a filial child. “你妈要是真的身体不好,可以来找我,我有祖传秘方。”刘长安对颜青橙说道,多孝顺的一孩子啊。 Yan Qingcheng nods, if the same age boy said that anything „secret prescription handed down in the family”, Yan Qingcheng is not serious mostly, but Liu Changan was different. 颜青橙点了点头,要是同龄男孩子说什么“祖传秘方”,颜青橙多半不当回事,可刘长安就不一样了。 The social elite of maximum level Yan Qingcheng can contact, for example Zhu Juntang and Qin Yanan, was sincerely convinced to Liu Changan, if oneself has not been serious Liu Changan, that was too stupid. 颜青橙能够接触到的最高层次的社会精英,例如竹君棠和秦雅南,都对刘长安心服口服,如果自己还不把刘长安当回事,那真的就太蠢了。 The Zhu Juntang classification is the social elite, actually not wrong, Zhu Juntang every so often performance lacks the general knowledge, but...... is the social elite, does not take the standard by the general knowledge test. 把竹君棠归类为社会精英,其实并没有错,竹君棠很多时候的表现都缺乏常识,但……是不是社会精英,并不是以常识测试作为标准的。 Like many ugly country politicians, not only lacks the general knowledge, even counter- wisdom, does not hinder them is the ugly country elite. 就像很多丑国政客,不但缺乏常识,甚至反智,也不妨碍他们是丑国精英。 The domestic many idiots, are represented by especially are well-known, does not have big influence, has many fan fan communities. 国内很多蠢货,尤其以公知为代表,不也拥有非常大的影响力,有着诸多的拥趸粉丝群体。 Contacts for a long time, Yan Qingcheng felt Zhu Juntang how, even if to lack the general knowledge again, but she lovable and beautiful, said that a foolish talk makes a foolish matter, instead makes people think that her moe moe, as for these well-known, their appearances match their words and deeds, will only make people think disgusting even fearsome( star anise famous Fig. .jpg) 长期接触下来,颜青橙觉得竹君棠即便再怎么缺乏常识,但她可爱又美丽啊,说点蠢话做点蠢事,反而让人觉得她萌萌的,至于那些公知,他们的样貌搭配他们的言行举止,只会让人觉得恶心甚至可怖(八角名图.jpg) „Your secret prescription handed down in the family, tossed about to wage one month of ideological struggle, finally violated the decision of ancestor to announce?” Yan Qingcheng is happy, cracks a joke with Liu Changan. “你的祖传秘方,是翻来覆去做了一个多月的思想斗争,最后违背祖宗的决定才公布的吗？”颜青橙心情不错,和刘长安开了个玩笑。 „What?” Liu Changan is the ordinary university youth, but deliberately does not pursue the newest stem, why does not understand the smile on the Yan Qingcheng face also blooming is. “什么？”刘长安算是普通大学青年,但也不刻意追逐最新的梗,不明白颜青橙脸上随之绽放的笑容是为啥。 „A highly skilled doctor advertisement that no, read before, he made the advertisements of many different healthy products, after is violates the ancestor, decides to announce that people on are curious his many ancestors.” Yan Qingcheng answered with a smile. “没什么,以前看的一个神医广告,他做了许许多多不同保健品的广告,都是违背祖宗后才决定公布的,人们就好奇他到底有多少个祖宗。”颜青橙笑着解释道。 Liu Changan understood, nods, „, I know, I knew that person...... my secret prescription handed down in the family has no way to announce.” 刘长安明白了,点了点头,“哦,我知道,我认识那个人……不过我的祖传秘方没法公布。” „I also hope that my mother cannot use your secret prescription handed down in the family.” Yan Qingcheng is quite relaxed, what mother's body are more is some malnutritions, some stress disorder pressures cause is ill, what is main is the recuperation, should no big problem. “我也希望我妈用不到你的祖传秘方。”颜青橙还是比较轻松的,妈妈的身体更多的是有些营养不良,还有精神心理上的一些压力引起的身体不适,最主要的还是调理,应该没什么大毛病。 Chatted two, Yan Qingcheng first went to the classroom, in Liu Changan raised begins the local product to enter the compartment. 聊了两句,颜青橙就先去教室了,刘长安提着手里的土特产进了车厢。 Such a small meeting, Zhu Juntang fell asleep unexpectedly, he pushes to wake up her without hesitation. 这么一小会,竹君棠竟然睡着了,他毫不犹豫地就把她推醒来。 „Does! I am counting the sheep!” Zhu Juntang sets out angrily, grabs the shoulder of Liu Changan is also pushes and shoves. “干什么！我正在数羊！”竹君棠愤怒地起身,抓着刘长安的肩膀也是一阵推搡。 Thinks that Yan Qingcheng is so filial, is intimate, Liu Changan is angrier, the backhand grabs her shoulder is pushes and shoves, finally she of single-handed pressure pushes in corner of seat shouts loudly. 想想颜青橙那么孝顺,那么贴心,刘长安更加愤怒,反手抓着她的肩膀又是一阵推搡,最后单手压的她挤在座椅的角落里大喊大叫。 „Your this bad old man, awakened by noise, but also suffers others!” Zhu Juntang is very suffering, if the average person the provoked vitality/angry, took the lead at this time, can raise the imposing manner to seize the chance to hit his, Liu Changan actually no matter completely, still bullies to Zhu Juntang recklessly. “你这个糟老头子,把人吵醒了,还这么折磨别人！”竹君棠十分委屈,一般人如果被撩拨的生气,这时候都占据主动,可以提起气势趁机打他的,刘长安却完全不管,依然对竹君棠肆意欺压。 In Liu Changan is also raising the local product, does not facilitate to continue to suffer her, said ill-humoredly: „You must learn the schoolwork from Yan Qingcheng incessantly, but must learn/study her filial, independent and tenacious hard working spirit.” 刘长安手里还提着土特产,不方便继续折磨她,没好气地说道:“你不止要向颜青橙学习功课,还要学习她的孝顺,独立和坚韧不拔的奋斗精神。” The Zhu Juntang pitch-black limpid pupil roves in the eye socket, after a while said vigilantly: „You really and my mother ganged up, therefore tried first to construct a feeling of father kind female filial piety, lets me adapt to the home environment ahead of time? Otherwise you spoke, how always a preparation, when my stepfather's appearance?” 竹君棠乌黑清澈的瞳孔在眼眶里转来转去,过了一会才警惕地说道:“你是不是真的和我妈勾搭上了,所以试图先构建一种父慈女孝的感觉,来提前让我适应家庭环境？不然你说话,怎么老是一副准备当我后爹的样子？” If this resourceful thoughts can use in the proper business are much good, Liu Changan long aspirates, „your mother's conduct attitude you are not do not know, if I with her in the same place, a day 24 hours must guard against her to slice me.” 她这种机敏的心思要是能够用在正事上多好,刘长安长吐了一口气,“你妈的行事作风你又不是不知道,我要是和她在一起,一天二十四小时都得防备她把我切片。” „That is insufficient but actually.” Zhu Juntang laughs, listens to find it exaggeratingly ridiculous, she who Liu Changan said really does not think that mother will do, because mother's math is very good, can count the sheep, is knows certainly how things stand at heart, where dares really to try...... to be able the Liu Changan slice to cut cuts early. “那倒不至于。”竹君棠哈哈大笑,听刘长安说的夸张觉得好笑而已,她真不认为妈妈会这么干,因为妈妈的数学很好,也很会数羊,心里当然是有数的,哪敢真的试图把刘长安切片……要能切早切了。 Liu Changan pays no attention to her, to online looked for a video buffer to get down. 刘长安不理她,到网上找了一个视频缓存下来。 After a while, two people entered the classroom together, underwent wearing and the observation of last semester, in most schoolmate eyes, Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan has a marvelous sense of harmony, makes one a little believe actually intimate between men and women is together not necessarily is ambiguous. 过了一会,两个人一起进了教室,经过了上学期的磨合与观察,在大多数同学眼里,竹君棠和刘长安有一种奇妙的和谐感,倒是让人有点相信男女间的亲密相处未必都是暧昧的了。 Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang sat in the back row hesitant, Qin Zhiqiang, walked to sit in Liu Changan side. 刘长安和竹君棠坐在后排,秦志强犹豫了一下,还是走过来坐在了刘长安的旁边。 He still thinks that now Zhu Juntang breaks through the beautiful young girl of dimension wall, but does not have initially that cowardly psychology, most starts him even not to dare to approach Zhu Juntang. 他现在依然觉得竹君棠是突破次元壁的美少女,但已经没有了当初那种卑怯的心理,最开始他甚至不敢靠近竹君棠。 „Chang'an...... the recent child always says that my person was good, too considered for others, but I always thought that this is not the true praise.” Qin Zhiqiang can only consult Liu Changan. “长安……最近童兮总是说我人太好了,太为别人考虑了,但我总觉得这不是什么真正的夸赞。”秦志强只能咨询刘长安。 Liu Changan looks is the flowering shrubs Saint beast, has smelled the flower fragrance, has tasted the syrup of stamen and pistil, when has licked the flower petal last early morning dewdrop, even has possibly devastated the flowering branch, has dug the flowered root, what having isn't clear? 刘长安一看就是花丛圣兽,闻过花香,尝过花蕊的蜜汁,舔过花瓣上晨时的露珠,甚至可能摧残过花枝,刨过花根,有啥不清楚的？ Another two roommate Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi, understanding of girl, it is estimated that might as well Qin Zhiqiang. 另外两个室友孙书同和魏轩逸,对女孩子的了解,估计还不如秦志强。 „This did not certainly praise, the girls shake M, they like being controlled, was controlled, was led strongly, the decision that even if you make arbitrarily is wrong, they do not like you many consultation their opinion.” Zhu Juntang rushes to say. “这当然不是夸赞了,女孩子都是抖M,她们喜欢被支配,被操控,被强势主导,哪怕你擅自做出的决策是错误的,她们也不喜欢你过多的咨询她们的意见。”竹君棠抢着说道。 „Did you know?” Liu Changan horizontal Zhu Juntang, said to Qin Zhiqiang, „she said also right, was almost this...... the child can speak these words with you, that explanation at least she was a Zhu Juntang lecture of the situation.” “你又知道了？”刘长安横了竹君棠一眼,又对秦志强说道,“她说的也没错,差不多是这样……童兮会和你说这些话,那说明至少她就是竹君棠讲的这种情况。” „I said also right! Your also horizontally my eyes!” Zhu Juntang be angry said, now has not worn her the puppet clothing/taking, otherwise certain electricity he. “我说的也没错！那你还横我一眼！”竹君棠生气地说道,现在没有穿她的咩咩玩偶服,不然一定电他。 Qin Zhiqiang slightly has become aware nods, recently something oneself wanted to know the child Daoist novice the true idea, wants to consider is more comprehensive, asked when she quite various issues, she is a little truly impatient. 秦志强略有所悟地点了点头,最近有些事情自己想要知道童兮的真正想法,想要考虑的全面一些,问了她比较多方面的问题时,她确实有点不耐烦。 „Girl same...... Liu Changan then said with the sheep every so often”. “女孩子很多时候就和羊一样……”刘长安接着说道。 „!!” Zhu Juntang shouted loudly. “咩！咩咩！”竹君棠大声叫。 Liu Changan interrupted the words, puts out the cell phone, to Zhu Juntang looks the video of just online downloading. 刘长安中断了话语,拿出手机,把刚刚在网上下载的视频给竹君棠看。 After she looks, the eye socket, the cheeks drum drum, had stood with tears furiously, beats toward Liu Changan one, is drawing out the oneself small cushion, arrived at the front and Yan Qingcheng sits together. 她看完之后,已经眼眶含泪了,脸颊鼓鼓的,怒不可遏地站了起来,朝着刘长安一阵拳打脚踢,然后提拉着自己的小坐垫,就走到前排和颜青橙坐一起去了。 „Little Tang, you? Did Liu Changan bully you?” The Yan Qingcheng warm sound song is comforting, is not the reason that because Zhu Juntang is the oneself donor, attended class to Zhu Juntang, Yan Qingcheng always does not substitute the kindergarten aunt's mentality voluntarily, coaxed her to coax be used. “小棠,你怎么了？刘长安又欺负你了？”颜青橙温声细语地安慰着,倒不全是因为竹君棠是自己金主的缘故,给竹君棠上课,颜青橙总是不自觉地代入了幼儿园阿姨的心态,哄她哄习惯了。 „Liu Changan is a devil, he...... he...... looked for an electricity hair clipper to shave the wool the video to look to me to the yeanling, the yeanling...... the yeanling was dug up to peel off probably is the same, I...... I had the substitution feeling very much, felt that the oneself whole body was also pulled out a skin by him!” Zhu Juntang said panting in indignation, has not seen compared with this bad old man more hateful fellow. “刘长安是个恶魔,他……他……找了一段用电推剪给小绵羊剃毛的视频给我看,小绵羊……小绵羊好像被扒掉皮一样,我……我就很有代入感,感觉自己全身也被他拔了一层皮！”竹君棠气呼呼地说道,没有见过比这个糟老头子更可恶的家伙。 When on the vehicle sees him to download anything, at that time had not cared, where thinks that he puts to suffer her suddenly. 在车上的时候就看见他在下载什么,当时也没有在意,哪里想到他突然就放出来折磨她。 Tonight before sleeping , the number sheep will reappear these horrors, after oneself, can worry-free called? The feeling had the trauma, calls to produce oneself by the sense of fear that he skinned. 今天晚上睡觉前数羊都会浮现这些恐怖画面,自己以后还能无忧无虑的咩咩叫呢？感觉都有心理阴影了,一叫就产生自己会被他扒皮的恐惧感。 …… …… …… …… Below has a painted eggshell chapter of demonstration to blow the wool, long life follow-up issue. 下面有一个彩蛋章演示刮羊毛,还有长生的后续问题。
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