您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan chatted with Zhou Dongdong, reported a next today's story mutually, Zhou Dongdong mainly told thing that today eats, and expressed that and other oneself grew up to make money, brings Shangguan Dandan like Qin Yanan, brings grandfather's same Liu Changan is buying many delicious to him to eat. 刘长安和周咚咚聊天,互相汇报了一下今天的见闻,周咚咚主要讲述了今天吃的东西,并且表示等自己长大能够赚钱了,会像秦雅南带着上官澹澹一样,带着老爷爷一样的刘长安去买很多好吃的给他吃。 Now Zhou Dongdong is only most makes dollars or two dollars each time, then buys the little friend who the icicle eats with Elder Brother Changan, is not very rich, therefore can only mix to eat to mix everywhere to drink. 现在周咚咚只是个每次最多赚一块钱或两块钱,然后和长安哥哥买冰棍吃的小朋友,还不是很有钱,所以只能到处混吃混喝。 Liu Changan spoke the breakfast to eat anything, what kind of spoke Zhu Juntang again with emphasis is did not like studying, tries to resist stubbornly, finally by Liu Changan tidied up the matter, ate the fish face meat at noon, as well as that small elder sister brain that taught Zhou Dongdong to dance shatters. 刘长安讲了早餐吃什么,再重点讲了竹君棠是如何的不爱学习,试图负隅顽抗,最终被刘长安收拾了的事情,还有中午吃鱼脸肉,以及那个教周咚咚跳舞的小姐姐脑子坏掉了。 „Is the fish face meat here meat meat?” Zhou Dongdong makes an effort to pull the cheek of oneself to ask Liu Changan. “鱼脸肉是这里的肉肉吗？”周咚咚用力扯着自己的脸蛋问刘长安。 „To eat? Next time we fish.” “想吃吗？下次我们去钓鱼。” „Teacher said that cannot eat the whale, the whale is the good friend of human.” Zhou Dongdong hurries to say. “老师说不能吃鲸鱼,鲸鱼是人类的好朋友。”周咚咚赶紧说道。 Liu Changan knits the brows to ask, „did your which ear hear me to eat the whale?” 刘长安皱眉问道,“你哪只耳朵听见我想吃鲸鱼了？” Liu Changan has to suspect that Zhou Dongdong wants to eat the whale, or felt, if can eat the whale that big fish to be best. 刘长安不得不怀疑周咚咚是想吃鲸鱼,或者觉得如果能够吃到鲸鱼那么大的鱼就最好了。 Is the Zhou Dongdong good friend is a very dangerous matter, if were small creature that were more dangerous, Lucien as Protector, avoid misfortune. 做周咚咚的好朋友是一件十分危险的事情,如果是小动物那就更危险了,陆斯恩是作为护法,才免于厄运。 Shangguan Dandan is because the strength is too strong, Zhou Dongdong does not have the means to eat Shangguan Dandan to give up...... Liu Changan discovery this point is because Zhou Dongdong disclosed accidentally, she wants to fly the space to eat the bird. 上官澹澹则是因为自身实力太强,周咚咚没有办法吃掉上官澹澹才作罢……刘长安发现这一点是因为周咚咚无意中透露出来,她想飞到天上去吃小鸟。 Shangguan Dandan is the bird. 上官澹澹就是小鸟。 „I want to eat the preserved egg.” Zhou Dongdong touched the belly to say. “我想吃皮蛋。”周咚咚摸了摸肚子说道。 Liu Changan nods to indicate that approved the oneself analysis, the preserved egg was the egg manufacture of birds, bird that has not hatched. 刘长安点了点头表示认可自己刚才的分析,皮蛋就是禽鸟的蛋制作而成,就是未孵化的小鸟。 Zhou Dongdong cannot eat the bird of space, cannot eat Shangguan Xiaoniao, only the delicious preserved egg considers as finished, is really the quick-witted child. 周咚咚吃不到天上的小鸟,也吃不到上官小鸟,就只好吃皮蛋算了,真是机智的小孩。 Liu Changan took the preserved egg to come, Zhou Dongdong oneself went to but actually one plate of soy sauce, then peeled the preserved egg to moisten the soy sauce to eat slowly. 刘长安去拿了皮蛋过来,周咚咚自己去倒了一碟酱油,然后剥了皮蛋沾着酱油慢慢吃起来。 These preserved eggs buy in the supermarket, Liu Changan decided that in the afternoon buys a duck egg, oneself mixes the preserved egg ash again, makes a preserved egg to eat. 这些皮蛋是在超市买的,刘长安决定下午去买点鸭蛋,再自己调配点皮蛋灰,做点皮蛋吃。 The period often has to sell the end product preserved egg ash, preserved egg that but makes lead-doped, is unhealthy, moreover eats a little astringent, loose wadding rotten feeling. 有一段时期时常有售卖成品皮蛋灰,但是做出来的皮蛋含铅,非常不健康,而且吃起来有一点涩涩的,松散绵烂的感觉。 Preserved egg thing in the West called the devil the egg, one such as the traditional Western thinking, those oneself did not accept, that demonization. 皮蛋这东西在西方叫魔鬼蛋,一如传统的西方观念,凡是自己不接受的,那就妖魔化。 Liu Changan likes eating the preserved egg, the preserved egg is used to make the congee with preserved eggs and pork, slices the cold food in sauce, or is the vegetables hits the soup, the charcoal fire roasts is very good. 刘长安喜欢吃皮蛋,皮蛋无论是用来做皮蛋瘦肉粥,切片凉拌,又或者是和蔬菜打汤,炭火烤都很好。 Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan come up time, saw that first year sits for a while with total concentration the exhausted preserved egg by the electricity warm table, dips the soy sauce, enters the mouth. 上官澹澹和秦雅南上来的时候,看到一大一小坐在电暖桌旁边聚精会神地剥皮蛋,蘸酱油,入嘴。 „Preserved egg is not suitable eats.” Qin Yanan reminded subconsciously, but remembered Liu Changan that „to eat the white arsenic to you to be all right”, then thought that oneself said this was unnecessary. “皮蛋不宜多吃。”秦雅南下意识地提醒了一下,但又想起了刘长安的那句“给你吃砒霜都没事”,便觉得自己说这个是多余的。 Liu Changan has the matter to be all right is feeding Zhou Dongdong, with raising brave as, wants to come his own discretion, does not need her to be worried. 刘长安有事没事就在喂周咚咚,跟养了个貔貅似的,想来他自有分寸,不需要她来担心。 „Isn't suitable ate is eats unable to eat up cannot eat the meaning?” Zhou Dongdong understood very much intelligently. “不宜多吃是吃到吃不下就不能吃了的意思吗？”周咚咚很聪明地理解了。 „Cannot eat, does not have other meaning.” The contact were many, Qin Yanan was also used to it gradually, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan had characteristics, sometimes they could not understand, but was they are willing to understand others' words meaning that they liked. “就是不能吃多了,没有别的意思。”接触多了,秦雅南也渐渐习惯了,周咚咚和上官澹澹都有一个特点,她们有时候不是听不懂,而是她们更愿意把别人的话理解成她们喜欢的意思。 The meaning that so long as I like according to me understood, you said is then supporting me. 只要我按照我喜欢的意思去理解,那你说的话便都是在支持我。 „Do you want to drink my champagne water?” Shangguan Dandan is holding her big heat preservation pot, under the persuasion of Qin Yanan, she only installed two bottles to go, because Qin Yanan told her the champagne to pack this heat preservation pot one time, she could not drink up for a short time, the flavor of inside champagne slowly is not good. “你们要喝我的香槟水吗？”上官澹澹抱着她的大保温壶,在秦雅南的劝说下,她只装了两瓶进去,因为秦雅南告诉她香槟一次装满这个保温壶,她一时半会喝不完,慢慢的里面香槟的味道就没那么好了。 „That is the liquor, no one called that champagne water.” Liu Changan corrected the view of Shangguan Dandan, in many Bull Chauny eyes, the champagne is a fine life and ceremony feeling essential item, the careful taste, will increase many other labels. “那是酒,没有人叫那个香槟水。”刘长安纠正了上官澹澹的说法,在许多小布尔乔尼眼里,香槟是一种精致生活和仪式感的必需品,他们才会细细品味,添加许多别的标签。 Liu Changan is looked that the thing only looks at the essential person, but the liquor is the liquor, with the water difference is very big, the chemical composition is very different, must correct her. 刘长安是个看事物只看本质的人,但酒就是酒,和水区别还是很大的,化学成份都很不一样,必须纠正她。 „I want to call anything to call anything.” Shangguan Dandan said deprecatingly, if before oneself called mistakenly, under that entire day can follow oneself to call wrong, making that thing change name to and that's the end...... present Shangguan Dandan is only a small and weak queen mother, without power and influence, but did not force others time, can insist oneself. “我想叫什么就叫什么。”上官澹澹不以为意地说道,以前如果自己叫错了,那全天下都可以跟着自己叫错,让那东西改名就是了……现在上官澹澹只是个弱小的太后,没有权势,但是不强迫别人的时候,可以坚持自己。 „You are optional.” “你随意。” Zhou Dongdong only had a preserved egg, made an effort to pinch the preserved egg is divided into two, asked that Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan did eat. 周咚咚只剩下一个皮蛋了,用力一掐把皮蛋分成两份,问上官澹澹和秦雅南吃不吃。 They rejected, Zhou Dongdong has oneself to eat. 她们都拒绝了,周咚咚只好自己吃掉。 Saw that no one wants to drink the oneself champagne water, Shangguan Dandan a small cup placed by Zhou Dongdong. 看到没有人想喝自己的香槟水,上官澹澹倒了一小杯放在了周咚咚旁边。 So long as appears in oneself food, Zhou Dongdong will take the food and drink, Zhou Dongdong just ate dipped the soy sauce the preserved egg, is a little thirsty, then with drank one. 只要出现在自己身边的食物,周咚咚就会拿起来吃喝,周咚咚刚刚吃了许多蘸酱油的皮蛋,有点口渴,便拿起来喝了一口。 Zhou Dongdong immediately the eye nose and mouth shrank to one, then trembles, the both legs vibrated uncontrolled, the cheeks roused, looks at Shangguan Dandan, was what matter oneself makes the mistake, Elder Sister Dandan intoxicated to oneself? 周咚咚顿时眼睛鼻子和嘴巴都缩到一块了,然后打了个颤,双腿不受控制地抖动了一下,脸颊鼓起来,愣愣地看着上官澹澹,是自己做错了什么事情,澹澹姐姐给自己下毒了吗？ „Very tasty champagne water.” Shangguan Dandan patted the oneself heat preservation pot, „is very tasty thing that I this morning and you spoke.” “是很好喝的香槟水。”上官澹澹拍了拍自己的保温壶,“就是我今天上午和你讲的很好喝的东西。” Shangguan Dandan had told Zhou Dongdong, some people will give very tasty thing to oneself, Zhou Dongdong then and Shangguan Dandan anticipated together for day. 上官澹澹早就告诉了周咚咚,会有人给自己送很好喝的东西,周咚咚便和上官澹澹一起期待了一天。 Zhou Dongdong drank finally, therefore is holding up the head to make all-out efforts that champagne to swallow down, is sticking out one's tongue the doubts to look in the cup the remaining champagne. 周咚咚终于喝到了,于是昂着头铆足了劲把那一口香槟吞了下去,然后吐着舌头疑惑地看了看杯子里剩下的香槟酒。 Hesitated the flash, Zhou Dongdong held up the cup, Liu Changan snatched came to be stuffy, „first not delicious or not tasty thing, do not attempt again, but also remembered the cordate houttuynia and bitter citrus reticulata?” 迟疑了一瞬间,周咚咚又举起了杯子,刘长安抢了过来一口闷了,“第一口不好吃或者不好喝的东西,就不要再去尝试了,还记得鱼腥草和苦柑吗？” Zhou Dongdong shakes the head, does not remember completely, the cordate houttuynia and bitter citrus reticulata definitely are not the delicious things, otherwise oneself remembers certainly. 周咚咚摇了摇头,完全不记得了,鱼腥草和苦柑肯定是不好吃的东西,否则自己一定记得。 Qin Yanan cannot bear smile, a little self-satisfied anticipation, has Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang these two examples, in the future the oneself child will appear especially will be certainly more quick-witted, will monopolize the Liu Changan nine points to favor to drown. 秦雅南忍不住笑,有点得意的期待,有周咚咚和竹君棠这两个例子在,将来自己的小孩一定会显得格外机智些,独占刘长安九分宠溺。 Why isn't the ten points? Qin Yanan after all is not that sinister and ruthless ruthless spicy stepmother, can accept Liu Changan to continue to Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang as always. 为什么不是十分？秦雅南毕竟也不是那种阴毒狠辣的后妈,还是可以接受刘长安继续对周咚咚和竹君棠一如既往的。 But before Liu Changan the time of judging, when the oneself child was born, Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang feared that became the middle-aged woman, that cannot have the contrast with the oneself child. 可是按照刘长安以前判断的时间,等自己的小孩出生了,周咚咚和竹君棠怕是都成了中年妇女,那就不能和自己的小孩产生对比了。 Must make him try to find the solution, earlier makes to be good her child. 得让他想办法,早点把她的小孩弄出来才行。 „What do you smile? The small fox is the same.” Liu Changan looks that the Qin Yanan corners of the mouth curl upwards, the eye roves, the dimple a little charming flavor of corners of the mouth, then...... stature good the woman like the seductress of calamity person, such smile attracts especially , makes one think beginning that especially seductress condensation the innumerable male are fantasizing for teacher. “你笑什么？小狐狸一样。”刘长安看着秦雅南嘴角翘起来,眼睛转来转去,嘴角的笑涡有点妩媚的味道,便像祸人的狐狸精一样……身材太好的女人,这样的笑容格外魅惑一些,也格外让人想到狐狸精这种凝聚着无数男性幻想的初代老师。 Liu Changan remembers a person, reason that this person...... regarding this person also has the impression in especially the seductresses who the myth time are deeply in love with in Qingqiu, because mainly he is the myth time starts to spread the name not to forget to the present. 刘长安想起一个人,此人在神话时代就格外钟情于青丘的狐狸精们……之所以对于这人还有印象,主要还是因为他是神话时代开始就流传了姓名一直到现在也没有被人遗忘。 „You thought that looks like the seductress, but I like Sun Wukong?” Shangguan Dandan takes the opportunity to launch an attack officially. “你觉得雅雅像狐狸精,而我就像孙悟空吗？”上官澹澹借机正式发难。 Liu Changan lifts Zhou Dongdong in the body front bumper, in order to avoid Shangguan Dandan sneak attacks suddenly, is a little vigilant, „we said that turned over to say, do not play the bundle with the hair, was very abnormal.” 刘长安把周咚咚举在身前挡着,以免上官澹澹突然偷袭,有一点警惕,“咱们说归说啊,别拿头发来玩捆绑,很变态。” „One had only known, regret past doings?” Qin Yanan takes pleasure in others' misfortunes, she did not think that Liu Changan really fears Shangguan Dandan, but does not have too many means with Shangguan Dandan. “早知如此,何必当初？”秦雅南幸灾乐祸,她倒不觉得刘长安是真的怕上官澹澹,而是拿上官澹澹没有太多办法。 After all Liu Changan will change the body, after he only then changes the body, is the real strength eruption, to fight he to change the body with Shangguan Dandan, probably the sound too does not have this necessity greatly. 毕竟刘长安是会变身的,他只有变身以后才是真正的战力爆发,但是为了和上官澹澹打架他就变身,好像动静太大没有这个必要。 „Elder Sister Dandan, should not be angry, I help you bully.” Zhou Dongdong waves, works loose from the Liu Changan hand, then from losing turned a water painter's brush to come out in the book bag of sofa. “澹澹姐姐,你不要生气,我帮你欺负回来。”周咚咚挥了挥手,从刘长安手中挣脱,然后从丢在沙发的书包里翻了一只水彩笔出来。 „Good!” Shangguan Dandan complied in a threatening manner. “好！”上官澹澹气势汹汹地答应了。 Therefore Zhou Dongdong drew a watch on Liu Changan. 于是周咚咚在刘长安手上画了一只手表。 „Punishes you not to wipe off.” The Zhou Dongdong a little point be angry told Liu Changan, „after you, remembered cannot bully Elder Sister Dandan?” “罚你不许擦掉。”周咚咚有点点生气地告诉刘长安,“你以后就记住不能欺负澹澹姐姐了吧？” „Remembered.” The Liu Changan nod indicated that accepts the penalty of Zhou Dongdong. “记住了。”刘长安点头表示接受周咚咚的惩罚。 The Shangguan Dandan cheeks drum drum, crawls to the sofa on, held both hands of Liu Changan to grasp from the back, then said to Qin Yanan, „, helped me picture Sun Wukong on his face.” 上官澹澹脸颊鼓鼓,爬到沙发上,从背后抓住了刘长安的双手抱住,然后对秦雅南说道,“雅雅,帮我在他脸上画个孙悟空。” Qin Yanan „pū” smiles to make noise, no matter Liu Changan winks, put out the oneself lipstick to spread spreading on the lip, then „squish” on the Liu Changan forehead, left behind a big hickey. 秦雅南“噗哧”笑出声,不管刘长安挤眉弄眼,拿出自己的唇膏在嘴唇上涂了涂,然后在刘长安的额头上“吧唧”一口,留下了一个大大的唇印。 „My cannot scratch!” The Qin Yanan cheeks powder powder warned with a smile, a little excuse me, but this is only plays noisily, moreover generally this type kisses/intimate one on the forehead layer on layer/heavily, in everyone eyes should have nothing, Zhou Dongdong and have Shangguan Dandan also done this? “我的也不许擦！”秦雅南脸颊粉粉地笑着警告,有点儿不好意思,但这只是玩闹,而且一般这种重重地在额头上亲一口,在大家眼里应该也没有什么,周咚咚和上官澹澹也这样做过吧？ „Your this!” Shangguan Dandan discovered that Qin Yanan and Zhou Dongdong are not useful, goes on stage breathless personally, bit one on the Liu Changan neck, leaves behind tooth seal. “你们都这样！”上官澹澹发现秦雅南和周咚咚都没有什么用,气急败坏地亲自上场,在刘长安脖子上咬了一口,留下牙印。 Looked at the oneself tooth seal very vicious appearance, Shangguan Dandan a little selected satisfied, this matter considered as finished, she after all was a gentle charitable queen mother, can tolerate the mischief of bad child. 看了看自己的牙印十分凶狠的样子,上官澹澹有点点满意,这件事情就这么算了吧,她毕竟是个温柔慈善的太后,可以容忍坏孩子的调皮捣蛋。 ...... …… ...... …… Liu Changan was tossed about a while, left home the food market to buy the duck egg angrily. 刘长安被折腾了一会儿,愤怒地离家去菜市场买鸭蛋了。 The preserved egg must do, this was very important matter, Liu Changan for sometime has not eaten the preserved egg that oneself made, in the supermarket bought always felt the flavor peacefully pale soft. 松花蛋还是要做的,这是很重要的事情,刘长安有一段时间没有吃自己做的松花蛋了,超市里买来的总感觉味道太平淡绵软了。 Related Li Hongfang while convenient, she has not walked away, waits to report the newest situation of investigation unusual animals in the nearby to Liu Changan, Li Hongfang catches up to converge quickly, first goes to the food market to buy the duck egg with Liu Changan. 顺便联系了一下李洪芳,她并没有走远,就在附近等着向刘长安汇报调查异兽的最新情况,李洪芳很快就赶来汇合,先和刘长安一起去菜市场买鸭蛋。 Liu Changan has the man spirit very much, does not fear the Qin Yanan vitality/angry, before going out, wiped off her hickey, the Shangguan Dandan tooth seal also vanished, her tooth was a little fierce, feared that can same gnaw the bamboo...... to be fiercer than the panda with the panda, the panda cannot break the Liu Changan present defense. 刘长安很有男人气概,根本不怕秦雅南生气,出门之前就擦掉了她的唇印,上官澹澹的牙印也消掉了,她的牙齿有点厉害,怕是能和熊猫一样啃竹子……可能比熊猫厉害,熊猫也破不了刘长安现在的防御。 The Zhou Dongdong watch has not wiped off, after all is the water painter's brush, Liu Changan is disinclined to wash, remaining. 周咚咚的手表没有擦掉,毕竟是水彩笔,刘长安懒得洗,就留着吧。 „Brother Liu, do you buy the duck egg?” Li Hongfang praised. “刘哥,你亲自买鸭蛋啊？”李洪芳赞道。 Liu Changan a little has doubts, bought the duck egg? However he has not said anything, but nods. 刘长安有点疑惑,亲自买鸭蛋怎么了？不过他也没有说什么,只是点了点头。 „Now will few individuals select the duck egg? Duck egg that Brother Liu you select, is big and round, the shape is neat, looks is the good duck egg.” Li Hongfang accompanies Liu Changan to arrive at the food market, acclaimed again heartfeltly, now many youngster, buying the egg must shake listens to make a sound in a flash does not know. “现在没有几个人会挑鸭蛋了吧？刘哥你挑的鸭蛋,都是又大又圆,形状规整整齐,一看就是好鸭蛋。”李洪芳陪着刘长安来到菜市场,再一次由衷地赞叹,现在很多年轻人,买鸡蛋要晃一晃听响都不知道。 The vendors have doubts look at Li Hongfang, this did live in nearby youngster is the high official? 摊主疑惑地看着李洪芳,这个住在附近的年轻人当大官了？ What high official such young probably is not, is the son of high official? That like, the buy on credit a oneself two jin (0.5 kg) egg, will not have cleared up accounts in a week. 这么年轻好像也不会是什么大官,难道是大官的儿子？那也不像啊,原来还赊欠过自己两斤鸡蛋,过了一星期才清账。 „You first shut up.” The bonus is Liu Changan, a little could not receive, poured in secret also does not have any, but in this food market after all was the acquaintances. “你先闭嘴。”饶是刘长安,也有点受不住了,私下里倒也没有什么,但这菜市场里毕竟都是熟人。 Li Hongfang then obedient shut up, without feeling oneself flatters to pat to the horse leg on, Brother Liu acts with constraint, acting with constraint this conduct is very rare, can maintain this type not to forget the first thought the conduct is also rare, many people were flattered, often forgets oneself. 李洪芳便乖乖的闭嘴了,也没有觉得自己拍马屁拍到马腿上,刘哥只是矜持而已,矜持这种品行十分难得,能够保持这种不忘初心的品行也非常难得,很多人被拍马屁多了,往往就忘乎所以。 Liu Changan bought 100 duck eggs, the person who after all eats are many, person who the eaten people can eat( what here is pure is only to show Chinese broad and profound). 刘长安买了一百个鸭蛋,毕竟吃的人多,吃的人都是能吃的人(此处单纯的只是为了彰显汉语的博大精深)。