您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Qin Yanan lowers the sofa highly, she and Zhu Juntang sits on the sofa, because felt that Zhu Juntang first will definitely be entangled several adhesive plaster, if sits on the chair stool, possibly does not have the means to sit firmly, on the sofa adds several back cushions and holds the pillow, leans on and adjusts the posture quite convenience. 秦雅南把沙发高度调低,她和竹君棠坐在沙发上,因为感觉竹君棠肯定会先被缠上几次胶布,要是坐在椅子凳子上的话,可能没有办法坐稳,沙发上加几个靠垫和抱枕,倚靠和调整姿势比较方便。 „I must paste you on the wall.” Zhu Juntang does not dread, first put the aggressive statement to say in any case again, cannot lose the imposing manner, thinks that Liu Changan was pasted by the adhesive tape in the appearance that on the wall could not move, was very crisp. “我要把你贴在墙上。”竹君棠毫不畏惧,反正先放狠话再说,不能输了气势,想想刘长安被胶带贴在墙上动弹不得的样子,就是很爽。 Liu Changan nods, human lifeform, has the high position in the nature, is the advanced species, the advanced species must understand that the low organism the words and deeds are very difficult matter. 刘长安点了点头,人类这种生物,在自然界拥有较高的地位,属于高等生物,高等生物要去理解低等生物的言行举止是很困难的事情。 This type is unable to understand, sometimes became the pleasure. 这种无法理解,有时候就成了乐趣。 For example people violate the stupid video to love regarding various husky. 例如人们对于各种哈士奇犯蠢的视频喜闻乐见。 Zhu Juntang was tidied up by Liu Changan obviously repeatedly, actually takes the lead to antagonize people, provokes Liu Changan, does this type choose the normal person to understand? Worthily is a sheep. 竹君棠明明屡屡被刘长安收拾,却率先树敌,挑衅刘长安,这种选择正常人能理解吗？不愧是只羊。 „I must entangle the mummy you.” Liu Changan is not the provocation, will be only the exposition forthcoming fact, will tidy up Zhu Juntang each time, will be she has manifestation of significance. “我要把你缠成木乃伊。”刘长安不是挑衅,只是阐明即将发生的事实,每次收拾竹君棠,都是她存在意义的体现。 „I won must first paste on you two mouths.” Qin Yanan refuses to admit being inferior, she felt that oneself possibly profits, because she wears the stockings, the surface of sock is very smooth quality of material, the adhesive tape possibly cannot stick. “我赢了要先把你们两个的嘴巴贴上。”秦雅南不甘示弱,她感觉自己可能占点便宜,因为她穿着长袜,袜子的表面是十分光滑的质地,胶带可能粘不住。 The first sign, Zhu Juntang snatched the landlord. 第一把牌,竹君棠抢到了地主。 „First does not calculate.” Zhu Juntang looked at the oneself sign, then sign losing. “第一把不算。”竹君棠看了看自己的牌,然后把牌给丢了。 Liu Changan and Qin Yanan visit her together. 刘长安和秦雅南一起看着她。 Without a doubt, Zhu Juntang this acting shamelessly method, aroused Qin Yanan the heart of sharing a common hatred, originally Qin Yanan also thinks fair and just. 毫无疑问,竹君棠这种耍赖的手段,激起了秦雅南的同仇敌忾之心,本来秦雅南还想公平公正的。 „Good.” Liu Changan nods, he does not worry, he has the patience very much, in any case Zhu Juntang is the salt fish on block, how making her jump again to stumble, the association/will by the cutting and slicing. “好。”刘长安点了点头,他也不着急,他很有耐心的,反正竹君棠就是砧板上的咸鱼,让她再怎么蹦跶,总会被切块。 Qin Yanan is also letting her, after all cannot give to hit her, might as well coax her to continue to play, then entangles the mummy her. 秦雅南也让着她,毕竟不能把她给打一顿,不如哄着她继续玩下去,然后把她缠成木乃伊。 Zhu Juntang acts shamelessly successfully, then a little happily grasps the sign, second snatched the landlord, the sign was good, extends the neck to peep Liu Changan and Qin Yanan sign, discovered oneself probably was better, therefore warned Qin Yanan and Liu Changan immediately: „These must consider as finished!” 竹君棠耍赖成功,便有点得意地抓牌,第二把又抢到了地主,牌还不错,伸着脖子偷看了一下刘长安和秦雅南的牌,发现自己的好像更好,于是马上警告秦雅南和刘长安:“这一把就要算了啦！” By a Liu Changan bomb, a Ayako was after then left ends, Zhu Juntang annoyingly, because she has a bigger bomb, but after looking Liu Changan had/left the bomb, so many signs! To make Liu Changan have one again, where knows the sign that he inserts randomly unexpectedly is Ayako! She peeped obviously is a loose sign! 被刘长安一个炸弹,然后一把顺子出完以后,竹君棠懊恼不已,因为她有个更大的炸弹,只是看着刘长安出了炸弹以后,还有那么多牌！就想让刘长安再出一手,哪里知道他乱插的牌居然是顺子！她明明都偷看到了是一把散牌！ This Liu Changan, was too deceitful. 这个刘长安,太狡诈了。 „This must be, you said a moment ago.” Qin Yanan smiles, her does not have the sign. “这一把要算的,你刚才说了。”秦雅南不禁莞尔,这把牌她一张都没出。 „Both of us won, therefore everyone can paste an adhesive tape to your body.” Liu Changan took the transparent tape to come. “我们两个人赢了,所以每个人都可以到你身上贴一段胶带。”刘长安拿了透明胶带过来。 Qin Yanan is quite conscientious, takes has the adhesive tape of ancient customs small fairy maiden design Zhu Juntang assigned. 秦雅南比较有良心,拿了竹君棠原来指定的有古风小仙女图案的胶带。 „You bully me together!” Zhu Juntang sets the miserable appearance, wants to gain the sympathy moistly, the eye. “你们一起欺负我！”竹君棠做出楚楚可怜的样子,想博取同情,眼睛都湿润润的了。 But no one was deceived by her shoddy performing skill, originally Qin Yanan is softhearted, can let off her for the first time, who makes her first act shamelessly? 可是没有人被她拙劣的演技欺骗了,本来秦雅南还想心慈手软的,第一次可以放过她,但是谁让她第一把就耍赖呢？ Liu Changan has not managed her, pulled 50 centimeters adhesive tape to get down, one centimeter were not many, one centimeter many. 刘长安没有理她,自顾自地扯了五十厘米胶带下来,一厘米不多,一厘米不少。 „Cannot paste on the mouth, cannot paste my hair, cannot paste my hand!” The Zhu Juntang flurried warning, she first time is not coped by Liu Changan, but is somewhat anxious. “不许贴嘴上,不许贴我的头发,不许贴我的手！”竹君棠慌乱的警告,她不是第一次被刘长安这么对付,但还是有些紧张。 Liu Changan referred to her foot. 刘长安指了指她的脚。 Zhu Juntang kicks hastily obediently the shoes, the both feet gathers, several toes also curled upwards, puts out a hand while Liu Changan, wants to clamp Liu Changan with the toe, what a pity wears the sock, hindered the attack of Zhu Juntang. 竹君棠连忙乖乖地把鞋子踢掉,双脚并拢,几个脚趾头也翘了起来,趁着刘长安伸手过来,想拿脚趾头去夹一下刘长安,可惜穿着袜子,妨碍了竹君棠的攻击。 Liu Changan hit her, Zhu Juntang ate the pain to shout one, finally honest. 刘长安打了她一下,竹君棠吃痛呼喊了一声,终于老实了下来。 Zhu Juntang is blinking to look at Liu Changan to tie up her both feet, but a little feels the shame, but has no influence regarding her present action and soaring fight stance. 竹君棠眨着眼睛看刘长安捆住了她的双脚,只是有点儿感觉羞辱,但是对于她现在的行动和高昂的战斗姿态并没有什么影响。 „A while I must first paste on to rip again, tears up your leg wool!” Zhu Juntang continues to put the aggressive statement to Liu Changan. “等会儿我要先贴上再撕下来,把你的腿毛都撕掉！”竹君棠继续对刘长安放狠话。 „You wear the sock, is feared that others did tear up your leg wool?” Liu Changan is suddenly enlighted. “你穿着袜子,就是怕别人把你的腿毛撕掉了？”刘长安恍然大悟。 „No! I do not have the leg wool!” Zhu Juntang declared hastily, the Eastern girl basically soft and fair skin, on the leg where has what hair, only then the European beautiful woman talent is furry, the pili is numerous, therefore anything shaves hair Gao to go to the hair product to sell well in Europe and United States. “没有！我没有腿毛！”竹君棠连忙申明,东方女孩子基本上细皮嫩肉,腿上哪有什么毛,只有欧美女人才毛绒绒的,体毛众多,所以什么剃毛膏去毛发产品才在欧美地区更畅销。 Qin Yanan looked that Liu Changan had finished up, hee hee must seal up the mouth of Zhu Juntang with a smile. 秦雅南看刘长安已经完事了,嘻嘻笑着就要来封住竹君棠的嘴。 „Originally you start ruthlessly to me, really the sisters are unreliable.” Zhu Juntang discovered the Qin Yanan intention, resists, she must keep the mouth to provoke them, attacks them, taunted them. “原来你对我下手最狠,果然姐妹都是靠不住的。”竹君棠发现了秦雅南的意图,十分抗拒,她还要留着嘴挑衅他们,打击他们,嘲讽他们呢。 „Good, I paste your ankle above point.” Qin Yanan also frightens Zhu Juntang, she discovered that Liu Changan is the plan from bottom to top, places turn into the mummy Zhu Juntang. “好吧,那我就贴你脚脖子上方一点吧。”秦雅南也只是吓唬吓唬竹君棠,她发现刘长安是打算从下往上,一圈圈地把竹君棠变成木乃伊。 She can help Liu Changan speed up the advancement. 她可以帮助刘长安加快进程。 „You are also a happy couple.” The discovery escapes the crisis that was sealed to be quiet temporarily, Zhu Juntang laughs at Qin Yanan immediately. “你们还夫唱妇随啊。”发现暂时逃过了被封住嘴的危机,竹君棠马上笑话秦雅南。 „You are waiting.” Qin Yanan blushed slightly, looked at Liu Changan, discovered that he had no response, without looking, then restrained the slightly bashful look, he did not look, oneself did assorted “你等着。”秦雅南微微脸红,看了一眼刘长安,发现他没有什么反应,也没有看过来,便收敛了微羞的神色,他都不看过来,自己做什 The young girl appearance of blushing heartbeat? 么脸红心跳的少女模样啊？ The gambling house continues, Zhu Juntang pledged that this must avenge a grievance, simultaneously oneself shuffles, ceases the Liu Changan use to shuffle to cut the sign technology to cheat. 牌局继续,竹君棠发誓这一把要报仇雪恨,同时自己洗牌,杜绝刘长安利用一些洗牌切牌技术作弊。 The landlord who this Liu Changan works as, won their two. 这一把刘长安当的地主,赢了她们两个。 „This your is first owing, my next won, I paste one meter adhesive tape in your body, what kind of?” Liu Changan solicited the agreement of Zhu Juntang. “这一把你的先欠着,我下一把又赢了,我就在你身上贴一米的胶带,怎么样？”刘长安征求竹君棠的同意。 Zhu Juntang is too busy nods. 竹君棠忙不迭地点头。 Liu Changan ripped 50 centimeters adhesive tape, entangles rashly the calf of Qin Yanan. 刘长安又撕了五十厘米胶带,不由分说地就把秦雅南的小腿也缠上。 Qin Yanan is staring him suffering, his this movement stop, has not owed she also to produce the heart of sharing a common hatred with him a moment ago, thought that with him is a little feeling of ally! 秦雅南委屈地瞪着他,他这动作没有一点停顿的,亏她刚才还和他产生了同仇敌忾之心,觉得和他算是有点盟友的感觉呢！ „Haha......” saw that Qin Yanan was entangled, the Zhu Juntang specially happy feeling, takes pleasure in others' misfortunes. “哈哈……”看到秦雅南被缠上,竹君棠特别开心的感觉,幸灾乐祸。 Then Liu Changan won, is his landlord, this he used the adhesive tape entangling the head of Zhu Juntang, was only left over the appearance that the mouth and eye revealed. 接着刘长安又赢了,还是他的地主,这回他用胶带把竹君棠的头给缠上了,只剩下嘴巴和眼睛露出来的样子。 Qin Yanan smiled falls on the sofa, looks at the Zhu Juntang silly appearance, more looked is funnier, cannot help but covered the lower abdomen, smiled the belly pain. 秦雅南笑得倒在了沙发上,看着竹君棠傻愣愣的样子,越看越好笑,不由得捂住了小腹,笑得肚子痛。 „Is so funny?” Zhu Juntang is looking angrily at Qin Yanan, „you, if were pregnant, does not need to go to the hospital, laughs several, the little darlings were smiled by you!” “有这么好笑吗？”竹君棠怒视着秦雅南,“你要是怀孕了,都不用去医院,这么大笑几声,小宝宝都被你笑出来！” Zhu Juntang wants saying that breathes out to be smiled by her, but fairy maiden cannot be in front of opposite sex to say. 竹君棠本来想说嘘嘘都被她笑出来,但是仙女不能当着异性的面这么讲。 Qin Yanan does not smile, sat straight the body, cast a sidelong glance calmly Liu Changan, word has no intention, the listener had a mind, you also a little responded! 秦雅南不笑了,坐直了身体,若无其事地瞟了一眼刘长安,言者无意,听者有心,你也有点反应！ „Speaking of the little darling was smiled, this matter is not unusual. The daughter's of mahjong gambler nourishing fetus in her family/home, is all right comes to the Mahjong parlor to hit several for her mother, finally hits one time is hitting, her reckless big, laughs, smiled to break the amniotic fluid, then the child fell, had me fortunately , the convenience helped her receive.” Liu Changan is recalling interestingly, „, therefore does not need to be worried that I will receive.” “说到小宝宝被笑出来,这事儿不算稀奇。一个牌友的女儿在她家里养胎,没事就来麻将馆替她妈妈打几圈,结果有一次打着打着,她胡了一把大的,哈哈大笑,把羊水都笑破了,接着孩子就掉了出来,还好有我在,顺手就帮她接生了。”刘长安饶有兴趣地回忆着,“所以不用担心的,我会接生。” „Meets your head!” Because Qin Yanan the leg was entangled, has to move according to the sofa, is repressing laughter, putting on a serious face hammered his arm several, what she wants is this response? “接你个头啊！”秦雅南因为腿被缠上了,只好按着沙发挪了过来,忍着笑,板着脸锤了他的手臂好几下,她要的是这种反应吗？ If in any case the pregnancy pouch in her belly really can become the baby, kills her not to want Liu Changan to receive, that scene is definitely unattractive. 反正如果她肚子里的妊娠囊真的能够成为宝宝,打死她都不要刘长安来接生,那场面肯定不好看。 „Living the little darling is so easy?” Zhu Juntang is hard to understand asks, „I had pledged in childhood, does not live the little darling absolutely. fairy maiden does not live the little darling.” “生小宝宝有这么容易吗？”竹君棠难以理解地问道,“我小时候就发过誓,绝对不生小宝宝的。仙女都不生小宝宝的。” „My this idea is right.” Liu Changan expressed support. “我这个想法是对的。”刘长安表示支持。 „Naturally!” Rare Liu Changan agreed that the viewpoint of oneself, Zhu Juntang feels head adhesive tape a little happily to hold up the head. “当然！”难得刘长安同意自己的观点,竹君棠摸着头上的胶带有点得意地昂着头。 „Wants the optimum methods of child-bearing and child-rearing, the brain will not say erratically will inherit.” “要优生优育嘛,脑子不好说不定会遗传。” Zhu Juntang must throw boldly, what a pity she forgot that the oneself calf tied down, just attempt stood to fall on the sofa, can only lie there is looking angrily at Liu Changan. 竹君棠奋不顾身地就要扑过来,可惜她忘记自己小腿被缠住了,才刚刚试图站起来又倒在了沙发上,只能趴在那里怒视着刘长安。 „Also hit?” Qin Yanan is urging, she wants to revenge, but also thinks later Liu Changan comes again, because at that time the time was quite long, with he lives alone, she can also naturally set the appearance that is not angry, plays this game with him, does not bring Zhu Juntang...... to be more interesting, a more interesting reason is only Zhu Juntang likes certainly acting shamelessly, without sign. “还打不打了？”秦雅南催促着,她想报仇,还想到了以后刘长安再来,那时候因为时间比较久了,和他独处的时候,她也可以自然地做出不那么生气的样子,和他玩这种游戏,不带竹君棠……可能更有意思一些,更有意思的原因当然只是竹君棠喜欢耍赖,没有牌品。 Then fourth start, this Liu Changan won. 接着第四把开始,这一把还是刘长安赢了。 „What's the matter, you cheat!” Zhu Juntang looks that oneself is biggest is a A sign, the feeling is very unfair. “怎么回事,你作弊！”竹君棠看着自己最大不过是一张A的牌,感觉很不公平。 Qin Yanan like the fool, to Liu Changan the sign, Zhu Juntang has also put out a hand to look at one with the Qin Yanan sign, compared with Zhu Juntang slightly good, one 2 biggest, is a rotten sign. 秦雅南也像个傻子一样,一直给刘长安过牌,竹君棠伸手拿了秦雅南的牌看了一眼,比竹君棠的稍微好一点,就一张二最大,也是一手烂牌。 „How your 2 does not hit his A!” Zhu Juntang teaches Qin Yanan to play cards. “你这个二怎么不打他的A啊！”竹君棠教秦雅南打牌。 „My one 2!” On a major suit, Qin Yanan did not hate to hit. “我就一个二啊！”就一张大牌,秦雅南舍不得打了。 „Bah, do you keep useful? Pig teammate.” Zhu Juntang feels can only oneself, when the landlord can win, she is very self-confident. “呸,你留着有什么用？猪队友。”竹君棠觉得只能自己当地主才能赢了,她还是很自信。 Liu Changan has ripped the adhesive tape, entangled on the leg of Zhu Juntang rashly, the legs of these fairy maiden are careful, does not need to waste too many adhesive tapes. 刘长安已经撕了胶带了,不由分说地在竹君棠的腿上又缠了一圈,这些仙女的腿都细细的,不用浪费太多胶带。 „Ended, I turned into the mummy quickly.” Zhu Juntang looked down oneself to be entangled two calves, seemed like no unusual aesthetic sense, does not have with artistic aesthetic sense relations that the portraits of these fetter subjects expressed. “完了,我快变成木乃伊了。”竹君棠低头看了看自己被缠了两圈的小腿,看上去根本没有什么异样的美感,和那些束缚主题的写真表达出来的艺术美感一点关系都没有。 „You already.” Qin Yanan puts out the cell phone, looks at her oneself looks to Zhu Juntang. “你已经是了。”秦雅南拿出手机,给竹君棠看她自己的尊容。 Zhu Juntang looks that on oneself was being entangled the adhesive tape, is biting the lip, crossed for three seconds, smiled falls on the sofa. 竹君棠看着自己头上被缠着胶带,咬着嘴唇,过了三秒钟,还是笑得倒在了沙发上。 „You must smile the little darlings.” Qin Yanan seizes the chance to retaliate Zhu Juntang. “你要把小宝宝都笑出来了。”秦雅南趁机回敬竹君棠。 Zhu Juntang touched the lower abdomen of oneself, inside does not have the little darling, only then crabmeat gruel! 竹君棠摸了摸自己的小腹,里边才没有小宝宝,只有蟹肉粥！