您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节!Liu Changanwent backto change the clothes, restored the 18-year-oldordinaryuniversity studentLiu Changanappearance, Liu Changan, becausedisguised asHuo Guangto losesometime, felt that attended class to be late, thereforelooked atShangguan Dandanto playtwosignsto move towardschoolunder the grapevineslowly.刘长安回去换了衣服,恢复了18岁的普通大学生刘长安的模样,刘长安因为假扮霍光耽误了一些时间,感觉上课要迟到了,于是在葡萄藤下又看了上官澹澹打了两把牌才慢慢走向学校。Has been late, then does not needto worry, isn't this naturalmatter? Dripped wetlike the wet weatherin any case, the truth that alsodoes not needto take shelter from the rain is the same, iscontains the lifephilosophy the thought.
已经迟到了,那么便不用着急,这难道不是理所当然之事?就像下雨天反正淋湿了,也不用躲雨的道理一样,都是富含人生哲理的思想。Liu Changanarrives atschool, the firstclasshad ended, teacheractually in the secondclass attended classstartsto mention by name.刘长安来到学校,第一节课已经结束了,老师却是在第二节课上课时才开始点名。Thereforethesethought that todaywill not mention by nameto shift to an earlier time, theseobtained the news saying that has not mentioned by namethereforedecided the secondclassdoes not come, was grasped.
于是那些觉得今天不会点名提早走了的,那些得到消息说没有点名于是决定第二节课也不来了的,都被抓了。Liu Changanthereforeis not self-satisfied, because attended classleaves earlyto ditch schoollate, originallyis not worth the self-satisfiedmatter.刘长安并没有因此而得意,因为上课迟到早退旷课,本来就不是值得得意的事情。Likesomepeopleknows that oneselfcould not achieveto sacrificeoneself, thusadmiringlycansacrifice the oneselfherospecially, but the mentalities of somepeopleactuallysacrificing the oneselfherosmeared, traceblack, thenexpressed that incomplacently the worldandnotruehero, selfish of oneselfperformance, spiritlesswas the saneandoptimalchoice.
就像有些人知道自己做不到牺牲自己,因而特别钦佩能够牺牲自己的英雄,而有些人的思路却是把牺牲自己的英雄丑化,描黑,然后得意洋洋地表示世界上并没有什么真正的英雄,自己表现的自私,懦弱才是理智和最优的选择。Todayis last day that Zhu Juntangis confined to barracks, shehas not come, Yan Qingchengandseveralfemaleschoolmatessit together, looked atLiu Changanonefrom afar, showed the naturalsmileto nod.
今天是竹君棠禁足的最后一天,她没有来,颜青橙和几个女同学坐在一起,远远地看了刘长安一眼,露出了大方的笑容点了点头。Actuallyappeareddesirablyinfeel alienatedhe.
倒是显得更加刻意地在疏离他了。Liu Changandoes not care, turns headto speakwithQin Zhiqiang, after Qin Zhiqiangsincedoes not play the handroaming, looked likesimplytradedperson, the level of livingwas improvedsharply, no longeralwaysappearances of T-shirtshorts50dollars, but alsobought the cleanserto use, the facedid not havegreasyagain, the smallpoxsmallpoxdid not explode.刘长安也不在意,扭头和秦志强说话,秦志强自从不玩手游以后,简直像换了一个人似的,生活水平大幅提升,不再总是一身T恤短裤50块钱的模样了,还买了洗面奶来用,脸也没有再油乎乎的了,痘痘也不爆了。Whatis most essential, Qin Zhiqiangwas thinner, therefore the female students on classalsohad the topicwithhim, alwaysasked that heis how thin.
最关键的是,秦志强瘦了许多,于是班上的女生也和他有了话题,经常问他怎么瘦下来的。ThisletsSun ShutongandsomeWei Xuanyienvy, after allinclasssuchseveralfemale students, not enough to go around, sometimestheyalsomeet the feelingfat peopleare the potentialstockand so on.
这让孙书同和魏轩逸都有些嫉妒,毕竟班上就那么几个女生,僧多粥少,有时候他们也会啧啧感慨胖子都是潜力股之类的。„Did youhave the girlfriend?”Liu Changandiscovered that Qin Zhiqiangis strolling the shop, a dress shop that called„seventhree”leaningappealto approach.
“你有女朋友了?”刘长安发现秦志强在逛网店,一家叫“七了个三”偏情趣向的女装店。„No.”Qin Zhiqianglowers the soundto shake the head.
“没有啊。”秦志强压低声音摇了摇头。„, Watchesthisbuyershow, trulycompareslookeddirectly the yellowchartcanstimulateyourhormonesecretion. Duringlosing weight, howto resume the exuberantsecretion of malehormone, trulyneedssomevisual stimulis, but must know when to stop, after allunder the lower abdomen the retrogression of fatcancreate the male**inflationandmaleself-confidentrestoration that looks, thuscreates the hard-to-controlimpulsion...... it is said the rapebehaviorandimpulsive of masculinelosing weightprocess, goes far beyondany otherperiods.”Liu Changanpatted the shoulder of Qin Zhiqiang, „youngster, youmustbeindividual, do not make the beast.”
“哦,看这种买家秀,确实比直接看黄图能够刺激你的荷尔蒙分泌。在减肥期间,如何恢复雄性荷尔蒙的旺盛分泌,也确实是需要一些视觉刺激,但是也要适可而止,毕竟小腹下脂肪的消退会造成男**望的膨胀与雄性自信的恢复,从而造成难以控制的冲动……据说男性减肥过程的强激安行为和冲动,远远超过其他任何时期。”刘长安拍了拍秦志强的肩膀,“少年,你要做个人,不要做禽兽。”„Whatthingyourblindchicken does pull?”Qin Zhiqiangsmiled, aboutlooked, the soundpusheslikelyfrom the chest cavity, „Ibuy a women's wear, sells the benefitschartandprimary tasteanything.”
“你瞎鸡儿扯什么东西呢?”秦志强笑了起来,左右看了看,声音像从胸腔里挤出来似的,“我买点女装,卖福利图和原味什么的。”Liu Changancannot help butlifts the hand, holds down the head of Qin Zhiqiang, shoves openhimtooneself.刘长安不由自主地抬起手来,按住秦志强的脑袋,把他推开离自己远一点。„Very normal, 60%sell****, is the men.”Qin Zhiqiangquotes the data of oneselfimagination, saidindifferently.
“很正常,百分之六十卖****的,都是男人。”秦志强引用自己想象的数据,淡然说道。Liu Changanthinks,felt, thereforenodsnothing more to be said: „Was fierce.”刘长安想了想,感觉没有什么好说的,于是点了点头:“厉害了。”„Somepeople are also to buy the primary taste of women's wearbig shot.”Qin Zhiqiangcontinuesto disclose.
“有些人还就是要买女装大佬的原味。”秦志强继续爆料。Liu Changanis an experiencedperson, at this timealsohadgrew in experience the feelingunavoidably.刘长安是一个见多识广的人,这时候也难免生出一些长见识了的感觉。„Myuniversityfouryearsdepended onthisto gain the living expenses and school expense.”Qin Zhiqianghas the idealto sayvery much.
“我大学四年就靠这个赚生活费和学费了。”秦志强很有理想地说道。„Good.”
“挺好的。”„Do not say, Iam hidingSun ShutongandWei Xuanyi.”Qin Zhiqianglooked atto placeunder the school deskto hitWei XuanyiandSun Shutong of King the cell phone.
“你别说出去了,我都是躲着孙书同和魏轩逸的。”秦志强看了一眼正把手机放在课桌下打王者的魏轩逸与孙书同。„Did youtellmeto do?”
“那你告诉我干什么?”„BecauseIknow that youare notthattypelikedisclosingothers'person, moreoversometimesIneedto takeand a personal photo of handsome fellow.”Qin Zhiqiangknows a Liu Changansuchhandsome fellow, Wei XuanyiandLin Fenganything, a littlesmallcommander, butcannot compareLiu Changan.
“因为我知道你不是那种喜欢爆料别人的人,另外有时候我需要拍点和一个帅哥的生活照。”秦志强就认识刘长安这么一个帅哥,魏轩逸和林峰什么的,也有点小帅,但是怎么也比不上刘长安。Liu Changanrejectedwithout hesitation.刘长安毫不犹豫地拒绝了。Qin Zhiqiangdoes not demand , to continue to look at the silk stockingsandunderwearanything.秦志强也不强求,继续看丝袜和内衣什么的了。Liu Changanturns on the cell phone, found the shop, thensharedto giveAn Nuan.刘长安打开手机,找到了店铺,然后分享给了安暖。
The silk stockings and underwear that actuallysuchshop, insidesells, receive the youngfemaleaffectionextremely, the female between 16 to 20 years oldis the mainstreamcustomer segment, theywantin the color and designdesign that moesoftlyvery much, in additionappealflavor.
其实这样的店铺,里边售卖的丝袜和内衣,极其受到年轻女性的喜爱,16到20岁之间的女性是主流消费群体,她们很愿意在软萌的颜色和设计款式上,加上情趣的味道。After a whileAn Nuansent in the information, only thena few words: „Youranythingmeaning!”
过了一会儿安暖就发来了信息,只有一句话:“你什么意思!”Whatmeaningisn't clear? Liu Changanhas not returned, onlyneededto wait for the futurebenefitsto be goodpeacefully.
什么意思还不明白吗?刘长安没有回,只需要安安静静地等待着将来的福利就好了。Alsoafter a while, An Nuansent in a screenshot, isoneset of kittysubjectunderwear, on the neckis the buyershow of bell.
又过了一会儿,安暖发来了一张截图,是一套猫咪主题内衣,脖子上系着个铃铛的买家秀。„Without the attractiveness that youput on.”Liu Changanreplied the pastwith a smile, An Nuanis turningthisshopwithout a doubtthese days.
“没你穿的好看。”刘长安笑着回复了过去,毫无疑问这段时间安暖就在翻这个网店了。„Iwill not put on! Youhave a dream!”An Nuanexpressedimmediatelyoneselfis the young girl who acts with constraintchastely, howcanhandleashamed the matter that does not attend toflatters the boyfriend?
“我才不会穿!你做梦吧!”安暖马上表示自己是纯洁而矜持的少女,怎么能做这么不顾羞耻地讨好男朋友的事情呢?Liu Changanhad not returned, butAn Nuansends the screenshots of somebuyershowsto comeonce for a while, Liu Changanalsohas a look, hisveryclearAn Nuantruncationwill not choosethese is very truly sexy, the chestverybigbuyershow, sheis willingto issuehim, generallyisshethinkshim unable to have a liking, does not have the threatening naturetoher.刘长安没有回了,但是安暖时不时地发一些买家秀的截图过来,刘长安也就看看,他很清楚安暖不会截选那些真正很性感,胸很大的买家秀,她愿意发给他的,一般都是她认为他看不上,对她没有威胁性的。„Iwill not buy! Iam notthisbeautifulbitch!”An Nuanreturned to an informationfinally, „Imustattend class, snort/hum, Ierased the shop!”
“我不会买的!我才不是这种妖艳骚货!”安暖最后回了一条信息,“我要上课了,哼,我把网店删掉了!”Liu Changanbelieved.刘长安表示相信了。In the morningAn Nuanhad passed the physical abilitytest of preparationteam member, in the afternoon attended classalso to grasp the timetraining, Liu Changanreturns to the bedroomto takethisbookto look ata while, Qin Zhiqiangtooktwoto wrap, the mysticalappearance, the Liu Changanapparentmileagewasanything.
上午安暖已经通过了预备队员的体能测试,下午上完课还要抓紧时间训练,刘长安回寝室拿了本书看了一会儿,秦志强拿了两个包裹上来,神神秘秘的样子,刘长安便知道里边是啥了。Sun ShutongandWei Xuanyiwent to the Internet cafetwo-row, theyplayedHonor of Kings, playedLeague of Legends, did not have the interestattentionat this timetwogameplayermutuallyattacksrhythms that hadby the anchor.孙书同和魏轩逸去网吧双排了,他们既玩王者荣耀,也玩英雄联盟,并没有兴趣关注这时候由主播带起的两个游戏玩家互相攻击的节奏。„Do youwantto thinkmeto put on the appearance of women's wear?”Qin Zhiqiangheheis smiling.
“你要不要看我穿女装的样子?”秦志强嘿嘿笑着。„Youplay the handroaming.”Liu Changan suggested that sawQin Zhiqiangas ifmustmorewalkonthisroadis farther, thismatterwallowedwords, non-influentialorientationthatwasimpossible, 99.9%peoplenotfirm and resolutetonot affectedwill.
“你还是玩手游吧。”刘长安建议道,眼看着秦志强似乎要在这条路上越走越远,这种事情太沉迷了的话,不影响性取向那是不可能的,百分之九十九点九的人没有坚毅到不受影响的心志。„My wife, Icannot obtainthem, Ilivetheirappearance.”Qin Zhiqiangsomewhatsaidslightlysigh with emotion, browslightlywrinkleandloosening.
“我的老婆们,我已经得不到她们了,那我就活成她们的样子。”秦志强略微有些感慨地说道,眉头微皱又松开。„Has the idea.”Liu Changan can only say.
“有想法。”刘长安只能这么说了。Liu Changansaw that the Qin Zhiqiangplandidcertainattempted, thenleft the bedroom, walkedtoward the academysquarethat side.刘长安看到秦志强打算做某些尝试了,便离开了寝室,往书院广场那边走去。
The academysquarehas when a campusticketagent who inundates the show/unfoldsis creating the propagandato sell the ticket, Liu Changanpassed bynoticed that Bai Huistandsbehind the billboard, is speakingwith a boy.
书院广场有一个漫展的校园票务代理正在做宣传卖票,刘长安路过时看到白茴就站在广告牌后边,正在和一个男孩子在说话。SeesLiu Changan, the Bai Huilookchanges, showed the smiletothatboy, „weekendinundationshow/unfolds, Iam an honored guest, supports.”
看到刘长安,白茴神色微变,对那个男孩子露出了笑容,“周末的漫展,我是嘉宾,来捧个场吧。”
The boygawked, immediatelyis somewhat favoredto annoystartled, mustknow that beforeonesecond, the facial expression on Bai Huifaceis clearly suppressingimpatientthat.
那男孩子愣了一下,顿时有些受宠惹惊,要知道在一秒钟之前,白茴脸上的神情分明还是强忍着不耐烦的那种。„Good, Icome certainly.” The boysare too busynod.
“好的,我一定来。”男孩子忙不迭地点头。Bai Huiinundated the show/unfoldsticketto give tohimone.白茴把一张漫展票送给了他。
The boysgrasp the ticketexcitedlywhen the hand, Bai Huibeckons with the hand, hewas favoredannoyedstartleddoes not dareto pester„goddess”again, tookis inundating the show/unfoldsticketin the hand, at the same timeput out the cell phone to thisgoodnewsshareimpatiently.
男孩子激动地把票握在手里,白茴摆了摆手,他受宠惹惊之余也不敢再纠缠“女神”了,拿着漫展票在手里,一边拿出手机迫不及待地要把这个好消息分享出去了。Bai Huifirstlooks that boydeparts, meditatedat heart„three, two, one”thenturns aroundslowly.白茴先看着那个男孩子离去,心里默念了“三,二,一”这才缓缓转过身来。Un? Liu Changan?
嗯?刘长安呢?Bai Huiplannedobviously, at the walkingspeed of Liu Changancustom, before was just goodhe to arrive atbehindoneselfat this timethattree, oneselfat this timeturned around, canjustbe goodandhe to look, thengreetedwithhimcareless.白茴明明算计好了,以刘长安习惯的走路速度,刚刚好这时候他就应该走到自己后面那颗树前,自己这时候转身,就可以刚刚好和他对上眼神的,然后漫不经心地和他打个招呼。Bai Huiquicklylooks around, soakedfrom the poster, thensaw that Liu Changanstandsdead ahead the posterunexpectedly, looked atherto run, took a look atheroneeyesto take a look at a poster.白茴急忙东张西望,从海报后面泡了出来,然后才看到刘长安居然就站在海报正前方,瞧着她跑了出来,瞅了她一眼又瞅了一眼海报。In the posteris the Bai Huicartoonimage, belowhasherCcirclecirclename: huifour.
海报上是白茴的卡通形象,下面有她的C圈圈名:茴四。Naturally, shelordIDinUP of video site is still „the fourmode of writing of huicharacter”, butsuchlongIDis not obviously suitableto work as the circlename.
当然,她在视频网站的UP主ID依然是“茴字的四种写法”,只是这么长的ID显然不适合当圈名。„huifour” are not only the abbreviations of ID, is„a matter” the harmonics, readingto be easyto remind„to swellfatmatter”, Bai Huifeelssuchmoe moe.
“茴四”既是ID的缩写,也是“回事”的谐音,读起来就容易让人联想到“肿么肥事”,白茴感觉这样萌萌的。Liu Changanalsocomes to see the poster, nodsto greetwithBai Huion the preparationleft, hethought that the cartoonimage on thisposter, is extremely similarexcept for the chestthis point, is Bai Huiwhereso lovable?刘长安也就是来看看海报而已,和白茴点了点头打个招呼就准备离开了,他觉得这张海报上的卡通形象,除了胸这一点极其相似,白茴哪有这么可爱啊?Butthiswordscannotspeak frankly, is Liu Changanthatsteelstraightmale? Of course not, Gao Deweiis.
可是这种话是不能直说的,刘长安是那种钢铁直男吗?当然不是,高德威才是。„You...... youhowhere?”Bai Huiin a hurry, justthinks the play and lines that good to perform, forgetwas clean, thengreetscasually the question.
“你……你怎么在这里?”白茴仓促间,刚刚想好要演出的戏和台词,都忘记的干干净净了,便随便打了个招呼问话。„WhichIwant to be atwhere.”Liu Changansaid.
“我想在哪就在哪。”刘长安说道。Unbearable of Bai Huiair/Qi, whythispersonoftenspokewithher, ategunpowderprobably?白茴气的够呛,这人为什么经常和她说话,就好像吃了火药似的?„I...... Iwas delivering the ticketa moment ago, Ihaveto inundate the show/unfolds to participate, hasseveralrelatives and friendsticketsas the honored guest. Just...... justdeliveredonecasuallynotripe, moreoverrelatedalso not muchperson.”Bai Huifromput outseveralticketsbehind, the fingerwas rubbing the ticket, „youmust...... not wantto comewithseveralwhen the time comes, discarding was also all right...... in any caseI is also so long asdeliveredto be good.”
“我……我刚才在送票,我有个漫展要参加,作为嘉宾有几张亲友票。刚刚……刚刚随便送了一张给不怎么熟而且关系也不怎么样的人。”白茴从身后拿出了几张票,手指头搓着票,“你要不要拿几张去……到时候不想来,丢掉也没事……反正我也是只要送出去就好了。”„Is yourmeaningto letmehelpsyouloseto the trash canin?”Liu Changanunderstands,points at the trash can of not far away saying that sometimeson the street the girls of someround of circularsarethis, asks others for help the helpto taketo loseto the trash can.
“你的意思是让我帮你丢到垃圾桶里?”刘长安明白过来,指着不远处的垃圾桶说道,有时候街上遇到的一些发传单的女孩子就是这样,求人帮忙拿着丢到垃圾桶去。„Yes.”Bai Huilooks atLiu Changanwith clenched jaws, shefelt, iftooth of oneselflikesmalltigersharp, nowbites certainly to deathhim.
“是。”白茴咬牙切齿地看着刘长安,她觉得如果自己的牙齿像小老虎一样锋利,现在一定咬死他了。Liu Changannods, receives, thenwalked.刘长安点了点头,接了过来,然后走了。Bai Huionlythought that the tearsmustflow copiously, the line of sightsomewhatblurred, inthatfuzzyactuallysaw that Liu Changanpassed by the trash canprobably.白茴只觉得眼泪就要夺眶而出,视线都有些模糊了,在那模糊中却看到刘长安好像路过了垃圾桶。Hehas not lost the thing.
他没有丢东西。Bai Huiwiped the eyehastily, hadn't oneselfseen clearlya moment ago? Bai Huistoodwas waitingsame place for oneminute, passed through the cornertoLiu Changan, Bai Huithenquicklyran up to front of the trash can, lifted the coverto look atone, put out a handto flip.白茴连忙擦了擦眼睛,刚才自己是不是没有看清楚?白茴站在原地等了一分钟,一直到刘长安走过了拐角,白茴这才急急忙忙地跑到垃圾桶前面,掀开了盖子看了一眼,伸手翻了翻。Herticket, does not havehere.
她的票,没有在这里。Quitehappy, Bai Huiwipedtears, is smelling the flavor on hand, washed the handshastily.
好开心啊,白茴擦了擦眼泪,闻着手上的味道,连忙洗手去了。
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……Shecriesandsmiles, likelyfool.
她又哭又笑,像个傻瓜。
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