您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ The music in stage had changed into Shuiqiao dance «Extremely Happy Pure land», the young girls of three wear canary Chinese dresses have not gone to trade to jump this dance common Japanese-style short bath clothing/taking, no wonder the changing room no one used a moment ago. 舞台上的音乐已经换成了水桥舞的《极乐净土》,三个穿着金丝雀旗袍的少女没有去换跳这个舞常见的日式短浴服,难怪更衣室刚才没有人用。 The surrounded person were actually more, except for hitting tune „professional”, most people to dwelling dance not many understanding, but looks at freshly. 围观的人倒是更多了,除了打节拍的“专业人士”,大部分人对宅舞并没有多少了解,只是看个新鲜罢了。 The girls of interpellation dwelling dance mass organization have many actually, majority is the high school has the browsed girl to two dimension cultures, after all the interest atmosphere and free time of university are more, many people want to try freshly or originally on thing of being interested. 质询宅舞社团的女孩子倒是有不少,大部分是高中就对二次元文化有所涉猎的女孩子,毕竟大学的兴趣氛围和自由时间都更多一些,很多人都想尝试一下新鲜的或者原本就感兴趣的东西。 Many freshers and integrate certain circles is very often positive regarding the public relations. 很多新鲜人对于社交和融入某些圈子往往十分积极。 Liu Changan saw that Bai Hui is drawing that girl who was rushing a moment ago to speak, Liu Changan lifts the gate to come out, they then noticed, therefore the Liu Changan nod smiles to turn around then to leave. 刘长安看到白茴正拉着刚才闯进来的那个女孩子在说话,刘长安掀开门出来,她们便留意到了,于是刘长安点头笑了笑转身便离开了。 „You have a look at...... you to have a look at others calmly calm, this smiles, to be honest, a little Su.” The girl is sighing with emotion, „vision is good.” “你看看……你看看人家多从容淡定,这笑得啊,说实话,有点苏。”那女孩子啧啧感慨着,“眼光不错嘛。” „I had told you process a moment ago.” Bai Hui is as far as possible calm, „road Lu, I and he really have no relations.” “我刚才已经把经过告诉你了。”白茴尽量心平气和,“路璐,我和他真没有什么关系。” „Un un, I knew.” Asked path Lu the girl to nod deprecatingly. “嗯嗯,我知道了。”叫路璐的女孩子不以为意地点了点头。 „If in any case mass organization or other where spreads me and his baseless rumor, my you are only held responsible.” The Bai Hui threat said that „I but now the assistant regimental commander, offended my you surely not to have the fruit to eat.” “反正要是社团或者别的什么地方传出我和他的风言风语,我唯你是问。”白茴威胁道,“我现在可是副团长了,得罪我你肯定没有好果子吃。” Road Lu „tittering” smiled, „I will definitely not pass on, but you must next time and he measure the hips in other place, the waist, the bust anything, was seen by others, had what baseless rumor, that did not close my matter.” 路璐“噗嗤”一声笑了出来,“我肯定不会传,但是你要下次在别的地方和他量臀围啊,腰围啊,胸围啊什么的,被别人看到了,有什么风言风语了,那可不关我的事啊。” path Lu the eyes look in Bai Hui body, has seen the Bai Hui stature in the changing room, really praised to the heavens, except for the height, only feared that really can in stature most charming two teachers with the school legend compare favorably. 路璐的眼睛在白茴身上瞄来瞄去,在更衣室里见过白茴的身材,真的是叹为观止,除了身高,只怕真能和学校传说中身材最迷人的两位老师相媲美了。 Let alone becomes the mature woman biggest charm is not the stature is more plentiful lushly? Simply did not have the advantage facing Bai Hui this type, compares Bai Hui body the fresh and tender delicious feeling of that young girl let alone, how mature woman actually unable to do. 更何况成熟女子最大的魅力不就是身材更丰满肥美吗？面对白茴这种就根本没有了优势吧,更何况相比较起来白茴身上的那种少女的鲜嫩可口的感觉,熟女们却是怎么都做不出来的。 „What, I today by being muddleheaded of he air/Qi, made this foolish matter, later cannot.” Bai Hui believes very oneself nods. “什么啊,我今天只是被他气的昏了头,才做了这种蠢事,以后不会了。”白茴十分相信自己地点了点头。 „That snail powder said your leg short time, will you draw him to go to the changing room to lift the skirt to make him see clearly the leg of oneself to be short?” path Lu does not smile, looks at Bai Hui calmly, the snail powder is dwelling dance mass organization the circle name of boy, usually likes rubbing some fans quite many girls' heat degree everywhere, for example and they dance together the issue video, he is very warm to Bai Hui, but Bai Hui is not glad to give this boy to rub the oneself heat degree, she likes recording the dance video with other girl actually very much. “那螺蛳粉说你腿短的时候,你会拉着他去更衣室掀开裙子让他看清楚自己的腿到底短不短吗？”路璐不笑了,冷静地看着白茴,螺蛳粉是宅舞社团里的一个男孩子的圈名,平常喜欢到处蹭一些粉丝比较多的女孩子的热度,例如和她们一起跳舞发布视频,他对白茴特别热情,但是白茴并不乐意给这种男孩子蹭自己的热度,她倒是很喜欢和别的女孩子录舞蹈视频。 „I and he are not ripe, how possibly? That Liu Changan, we are the high school schoolmates, good that has played, he always teases me, therefore I the anger launch a psychological attack today, lost the wisdom.” Bai Hui somewhat said afraid, path Lu impossible to investigate her high school is good that and Liu Changan has played. “我和他又不熟,怎么可能？那个刘长安,我们是高中同学,一直玩的好,他老是逗我,所以我今天才怒火攻心,失了智。”白茴有些心虚地说道,想必路璐也不可能去调查她高中是不是和刘长安一直玩的好。 „Ok, your looks is attractive, you said that anything is right.” path Lu is also insufficient to asking for the person stupid dislikes, being probable makes Bai Hui acknowledge that she and Liu Changan relate not general. “行吧,你长得好看,你说什么都对。”路璐也不至于蠢到讨人嫌,非得让白茴承认她和刘长安关系不一般。 Bai Hui relaxes, finally deceived. 白茴松了一口气,终于糊弄过去了。 It is not right, should say that was the explanation was clear, how can say that deceived? Deceiving is deceives people, if oneself has anything with Liu Changan, that called to deceive path Lu, now oneself is only the return to original state truth. 不对,应该说是解释清楚了,怎么能说糊弄呢？糊弄是骗人啊,自己如果和刘长安有什么,那才叫糊弄路璐,现在自己只是还原真相。 Felt, oneself is not probably afraid, therefore Bai Hui immediately righteously and path Lu said Liu Changan malicious remarks, for example he is actually a straight male cancer that asks for the person to dislike, for example he added that she sits in the library entrance seat appears the show, said, Bai Hui believes that oneself was impossible to like Liu Changan this repugnant fellow. 感觉了一下,自己好像没有怎么心虚了,于是白茴马上理直气壮地和路璐说了一点刘长安的坏话,例如他其实是个讨人嫌的直男癌,例如他还说她坐在图书馆门口的座位显得很骚,说完之后白茴都更相信自己不可能喜欢刘长安这个讨厌的家伙了。 Casts a sidelong glance while convenient, Liu Changan these is taking the fluorescent baton in the crowd middle school, a pierced the lending assistance group of cloth strip beat time. 顺便瞟了一眼,刘长安正在人群中学着那些拿了荧光棒,头上扎了布条的应援团打拍子。 This person is really bored, Bai Hui white his eyes. 这人真是无聊,白茴白了他一眼。 In the dwelling dance mass organization basically is a girl, but the performance activities are very many, always needs some men to work, then incurred came , the person who this lent assistance the group basically joined the mass organization, was close to sprout/moe younger sister's opportunity to them, they paid the physical strength, fair trade, no one suffered a loss...... lends assistance in the group really to take in the mass organization to sprout/moe younger sister's case. 宅舞社团里基本都是女孩子,但是表演活动却挺多的,总是需要一些男人来干活,便招了一些进来,这个应援团的人基本都加入了社团,给他们接近萌妹子的机会,他们付出体力,公平交易,谁也不吃亏……应援团里确实有拿下社团里萌妹的案例。 When the mass organization breathes in fresh air, the wear moe the beautiful young girl who the younger sister takes, mew mew raised this point quietly, can have the anticipation? Probably is involved, these sprouting/moe younger sister who jumps in the stage, in the near future will become the oneself girlfriend to be the same. 社团纳新时,穿着萌妹服的美少女,悄咪咪地提起这一点,能不让人心生期待吗？好像加入其中,那些在舞台上蹦蹦跳跳的萌妹子,在不久的将来就会成为自己的女朋友一样。 The dance ended, the lending assistance experience of Liu Changan also ended, goes out of the crowd, was blocked by a girl of wear improvement shortfall short Chinese-style jacket skirt, she showed the lovable smile: „Schoolmate, I thought that you very actively participated in our lending assistance events a moment ago, is interested in joining our mass organization? Our mass organization is breathing in fresh air, now joins, can drag into the mass organization group immediately, obtains each contact method of sprouting/moe the younger sister.” 舞蹈结束,刘长安的应援体验也结束了,走出人群,被一个穿着改良短款襦裙的女孩子拦住了,她露出了可爱的笑容:“同学,我看你刚才挺积极参与我们的应援活动,有没有兴趣加入我们社团呢？我们社团正在纳新,现在加入,可以马上拉入社团群,获得每一位萌妹的联系方式。” „Is contact method useful?” “联系方式有什么用？” „Younger sister can chat with you, interaction.” “妹子会和你聊天啊,互动啊。” „Has the group photo of your mass organization?” Liu Changan thinks to say. “有你们社团的合影吗？”刘长安想了想说道。 Somewhat shy appearance that the girl smiles, this person actually direct, has not pretended anything to deeply love the dwelling dance to love two dimension cultures the appearances, therefore she put out the cell phone to look for a group photo photo to come out. 那女孩子笑的有些羞涩的样子,这人倒是直接,没有装作什么热爱宅舞热爱二次元文化的样子,于是她拿出了手机找了一张合影照出来。 „I will not give you my contact method.” Liu Changan looked at one to walk. “我不会把我的联系方式给你们的。”刘长安看了一眼走了。 Girl there, this person of what meaning! That protection look! 那女孩愣在那里,这人什么意思！还有那防备的眼神！ Liu Changan continues to stroll in the academy square, he in Xiangtan University, had not seen such scene before, cannot help but sighs with emotion, now everyone's recreational activity is so colorful, no wonder has not read poems to oppose, that is too cultured to be appreciated by the masses, might as well arranges a piece to play the stem to be interesting. 刘长安继续在书院广场闲逛,他以前在湘大的时候,可没有见过这样的场面,不由得感慨,现在大家的娱乐活动如此丰富多彩,难怪都没有吟诗作对了,那曲高和寡的,还不如编个段子玩玩梗有趣。 However really examines, what actually the ancient are also many plays the expert who the piece plays the stem, for example «Book of Songs» «Large Mouse» and «Cuts down Sandalwood» by the piece that the writer processes. 不过真考究起来,其实古人也多的是玩段子玩梗的高手,例如《诗经》中的《硕鼠》和《伐檀》等就是被文人加工的段子。 The period of hundred school of thought contending, is the piece high level erupts the high-yield piece the time, among hundred attacks each other is not the affected over-literary style that the present person thinks, the personal attack region black common...... Confucius naturally is also the expert, this person and his disciple retransmits others' piece once for a while, but also the commentary of oneself, was reorganized a famous section classical philosophical work in addition, in now the language class must carry to test, is very annoying. 百家争鸣的时期,才是段子手高水平爆发高产段子的时候,百家之间互相攻击可不是现在人想的之乎者也,人身攻击地域黑屡见不鲜……孔子当然也是其中高手,此人和他的弟子时不时地转发别人的段子,还加上自己的评论,被人整理成了一部有名的段子书,现在上语文课还要背要考,挺烦人的。 Then, the micro blog has no freshly, but the carrier and propagation mode changed, was the ancients plays remaining, the present micro blog to not to be born «Analects». 这么说来,微博就没啥新鲜的了,只是载体和传播方式改变了而已,都是古人们玩剩下的,不过现在的微博可诞生不了《论语》。 After 2000, the future people found one pile of hard disks in some time warehouse, broke inside data, then put in order «This chapter To say» comes out to study also cannot know. 或者两千年后,未来的人们在某个时间仓里找到一堆硬盘,破译了里边的数据,然后整了一部《本章说》出来研究也未可知。 This is also very interesting, Liu Changan will give birth once for a while to the future daydream, waits to look that in any case slowly whether can verify. 这也挺有趣的,刘长安时不时地会生出一些对未来的遐想,反正慢慢等着看是否能印证好了。 Actually this chapter said that is not the fresh thing, Ming Dynasty this chapter said that the expert is Jin Shengtan, now can also buy him to write all over «Romance of the West Chamber» that this chapter said that «permits Hu Biography» and so on. 其实本章说也不是啥新鲜的东西,明代本章说达人便是金圣叹,现在还可以买到他写满了本章说的《西厢记》,《许浒传》之类的。 Liu Changan stands in the academy square recalled that ancient Sijin a while, bought one to roast the corn and one bottle of orange juice eats and drinks, treated as the lunch. 刘长安站在书院广场忆古思今了一会儿,买了一个烤苞谷和一瓶橙汁吃喝起来,当做午餐。 Is bustling and filled with people, full is the youth of hormone irrigation, only then youngster is interested in such exuberant actively participating in these things. 人头攒动啊,满满的都是荷尔蒙浇灌的青春,只有年轻人才有这么旺盛的兴趣积极参加这些东西吧。 18-year-old Liu Changan, naturally also interested, he finished eating roasts the corn, took the orange juice to arrive at breathing in fresh air of chess association. 18岁的刘长安,当然也有兴趣的,他吃完烤苞谷,拿着橙汁来到了棋院的纳新点。 Compares that Hsintien of other mass organizations, the people of chess association wants much less, basically can say that has a mind to join this mass organization, the goal is quite purer, the poster of chess association „by chess society member” can also explain original intention that everyone joins. 相比较其他社团的那新店,棋院的人要少许多,基本上可以说有心参加这个社团的,目的都比较单纯一些,棋院的海报“以棋会友”也更能说明大家加入的初衷。 The active content of chess association including organizing the Chinese chess, the Chinese chess, the gobang, chess and chess and other chess competition, the person who the chess association breathes in fresh air a attention are few, but in fact the registration book members of chess association may be many. 棋院的活动内容包括组织象棋,围棋,五子棋,国际象棋和将棋等棋类比赛活动,棋院纳新点关注的人少,但是实际上棋院的登记注册成员可不少。 „This institute honorary adviser Professor Xu Zhancheng, Professor Ren Changhong.” Liu Changan sees these two names on poster, could not bear smile, therefore joined the chess association. “本院荣誉顾问许展成教授,任长宏教授。”刘长安看到海报上的这两个名字,忍不住笑了起来,于是加入了棋院。 Two rotten Weiqi basket, hold the post of honorary adviser reputation probably, the adviser has someone else, actually a Xiangtan University famous chess chess player. 两个臭棋篓子,大概也就担任荣誉顾问这种名头吧,指导老师另有其人,倒是湘大一个有名的国际象棋棋手。 Liu Changan just registered, led a mass organization guiding principle and activity plan shows, discovered that Yan Qingcheng also just joined the chess association. 刘长安刚刚报完名,领了一份社团纲领和活动计划表,发现颜青橙也刚刚加入了棋院。 „Liu Changan?” Yan Qingcheng probably and Liu Changan is not very ripe, must confirm is his appearance, is very surprised. “刘长安？”颜青橙好像和刘长安不是很熟,要确认一下是不是他本人的样子,十分惊讶。 Thought actually not Liu Changan joins the chess association to have anything to be surprised, but reported the chess association to be surprised to oneself and Liu Changan together, was quite skillful. 倒不是觉得刘长安加入棋院有什么惊讶的,只是对自己和刘长安一起报了棋院感到惊讶,好巧。 Liu Changan drinks up the orange juice, the jar in the hand, nods. 刘长安把橙汁喝完,瓶子拿在手里,点了点头。 „Did you also join the chess association?” Yan Qingcheng asked indefinitely, Liu Changan although was school feudal bully study tyrant, but he did not play with the female time, the makings of appearance and chess player who read peacefully were not but actually unharmonious. “你也加入了棋院啊？”颜青橙不确定地问道,刘长安尽管是个学校恶霸型学霸,但是他不玩弄女性的时候,安安静静地看书的样子和棋手的气质倒也不算不和谐。 This is an idle talk, Liu Changan still nods. 这是一句废话,刘长安依然是点了点头。 „What chess do under you like?” Yan Qingcheng some want to compete with an appearance with Liu Changan eagerly. “你喜欢下什么棋？”颜青橙有些跃跃欲试地想和刘长安比试一番的样子。 „Various.” “各种各样吧。” „Under gobang how?” This is Yan Qingcheng most excels. “五子棋下的怎么样？”这是颜青橙最擅长的。 „Same.” “一般般。” „Next time the community activities, we will exchange.” When matter that Yan Qingcheng in speaking of oneself excels, revealing one is self-confident. “下次社团活动,我们交流交流。”颜青橙在说到自己擅长的事情时,露出一份自信来。 „Good.” “好。” „I also think your bulletin mahjong society. Our school attended in the international university student mahjong competition to display last year outstanding.” Yan Qingcheng, „I listened to my mother saying that your father plays the mahjong frequently, frequently plays midnight, instructed the paper to several students one time, afterward actually played the mahjong, my mother gave back to your father they to put in order table midnight snack, the student finished eating drinks up went back, left behind my mother to take care of your father one in the evening.” “我还以为你会报麻将社。我们学校去年参加国际大学生麻将比赛中表现出众。”颜青橙顿了一顿,“我听我妈说,你爸经常玩麻将,经常玩到半夜,有一次本来是给几个学生指导论文,后来却玩起了麻将,我妈还给你爸他们整了一桌子夜宵,学生吃完喝完就回去了,留下我妈照顾了你爸一晚上。” Has this matter? Liu Changan thinks carefully, this plays cards to play mahjong every other day, where can remember clearly. 有这事？刘长安仔细想了想,这三天两头打牌打麻将的,哪能记得清楚。 …… …… …… …… At present 1713 tickets, tomorrow evening 8.2000 tickets, erupt a 7000 big chapter. Thank the book friend all extremes and oppositions of vanishes to become the new hegemon of this book! 目前1713票,明天晚上8点2000票,爆发一个7000大章节。感谢书友所有的极端与对立都告消失成为本书的新盟主！