ITI :: Volume #5

#406: Hides in the coffin and hides in the refrigerator


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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! The coffin board put aside a narrow slit slowly, reveals one pair to fill the vigilant eye, is sizing up Liu Changan cautiously. 棺材板缓缓移开了一条窄窄的缝隙,露出一双充满警惕的眼睛,小心翼翼地打量着刘长安 Liu Changan looks at Shangguan Dandan. 刘长安看着上官澹澹 Shangguan Dandan as if only planned that reveals oneself to sparkle the shining eye, hides in the meaning that in the coffin do not come out, what matter?” 上官澹澹似乎只打算露出自己闪闪发亮的眼睛,躲在棺材里也没有要出来的意思,“何事?” Can go out for a walk?” Liu Changan has not come straight to the point. “要不要出去走走?”刘长安没有开门见山。 That...... you must hug me.” Shangguan Dandan thinks, does not mind very said that paternal great-grandfather emperor Liu Heng, birth mother Empress Dowager Bo, the emperor cares for not negligently, the queen mother often gets sick, three years, the emperor without a wink of sleep, the clothes puzzled belt/bring, the decoction non- mouth tastes to enter. Can be selected in 24 filial piety, is the so-called kind filial piety near the world, the lofty crown hundred kings, don't Tingshi the virtue mother, the decoction must taste, kind filial piety morals model. “那……你要抱我。”上官澹澹想了想,并不十分介意地说道,曾祖父皇帝刘恒,生母薄太后,帝奉养无怠,太后常病,三年,帝目不交睫,衣不解带,汤药非口亲尝弗进。得以入选二十四孝,正是所谓仁孝临天下,巍巍冠百王,莫庭事贤母,汤药必亲尝,仁孝道德楷模。 Therefore Shangguan Dandan anticipated that looks at Liu Changan, why oneself and he cannot like Emperor Wen and Empress Dowager Bo? She does not need him to taste the decoction to serve, to hug her to walk. 于是上官澹澹期待地看着刘长安,自己和他为什么不能像文帝和薄太后呢?她又不用他亲尝汤药侍奉,抱她走路而已。 You are three years old?” Liu Changan asked that Zhou Dongdong only liked being clamped in creak the nest.” “你三岁啊?”刘长安问道,“周咚咚都只喜欢被夹在咯吱窝里而已。” 15 years old.” The coffin lap put aside a point, Shangguan Dandan drilled. “十五岁了。”棺材盖板又移开了一点,上官澹澹把头钻出来了。 Said accurately, you were 2107 years old, Dandan.” The Liu Changan oneself age is nothing significance, the Shangguan Dandan age can calculate, but can make her realize that oneself is the small elderly lady meaningful number. “准确的说,你是二千一百零七岁了,澹澹。”刘长安自己的年龄是没有什么意义的,上官澹澹的年龄还是可以计算而能够让她意识到自己是小老太太的有意义数字。 „Were you big?” “那你多大了?” 18.” “十八。” We have never seen such as your so impudent and shameless disciple.” Shangguan Dandan lowers the head, how she does not want to speak, the coffin board closes up slowly. “朕从未见过如你这般厚颜无耻之徒。”上官澹澹低下头去,她本来就不想怎么说话的,棺材板缓缓合拢。 This Liu Changan is prepared early, put out a hand to catch the slit. 这次刘长安早有准备,伸手卡住了缝隙。 „Do you want to do?” Shangguan Dandan stretches out the finger to pull his finger. “你要干什么?”上官澹澹伸出手指头来扳他的手指头。 I asked that your matter, you talk clearly with me well...... talk clearly, rather than half drill in the coffin. I hug you to go out to play.” Liu Changan first talks clearly with her, Queen Shangguan the unretractable statement, complied to be insufficient to renege on a promise. “我问你个事,你好好和我说清楚……是说清楚,而不是说一半就钻回棺材里。我就抱你出去玩。”刘长安得先和她说清楚,上官太后金口玉言,想必答应了就不至于反悔。 The Shangguan Dandan careful finger buckled the thumb of Liu Changan, then shoves open the coffin board slowly, referred to the small backless stool, holds me to come out.” 上官澹澹细细的手指头又扣了扣刘长安的大拇指,然后缓缓推开棺材板,指了指小板凳,“扶我出来。” Also kept up appearances, Liu Changan picked the small backless stool to place near the coffin. 又摆谱了,刘长安去捡了小板凳过来放在棺材边上。 Shangguan Dandan stands, puts out a hand. 上官澹澹站起来,伸出手。 Liu Changan holds her hand, Shangguan Dandan is then taking the coffin, barefoots to step in the small backless stool, referred to the bed again. 刘长安牵着她的手,上官澹澹这才迈出棺材,赤脚踩在小板凳上,再次指了指床。 Liu Changan has to hug to go to bed her. 刘长安只好把她抱上了床。 Shangguan Dandan stands on the bed, walked several steps, looks at Liu Changan exhaltedly: You asked.” 上官澹澹站在床上,走了几步,居高临下地看着刘长安:“你问吧。” Besides Ye Sijin, you had also discovered in other human bodies has my aura?” “除了叶巳瑾,你还发现过其他人体内有我的气息吗?” The eye of Shangguan Dandan is bright, lets Liu Changan remembered saw the delicious time Zhou Dongdong. 上官澹澹的眼睛明亮起来,让刘长安想起了见到好吃的时候的周咚咚 Has seen?” Liu Changan is observing her response. “见过?”刘长安观察着她的反应。 Woman, within the body contains is exploding many vitality courage vigor.” Shangguan Dandan said, is nipping the lip, revealed two obtuse small canine teeth. “有一个女人,体内蕴含着爆炸多的生机血气。”上官澹澹说完,咬着下嘴唇,露出了两颗钝钝的小虎牙。 „Are explosion many?” Liu Changan hears such word from her mouth, felt being out of sorts feeling. “爆炸多?”刘长安从她嘴里听到这么个词,充满了违和感。 „The aura of her within the body many enough to can make my treasure be mistaken that she is you.” Shangguan Dandan loosens the lip, sparkles the shining look to disappear, coldly looks at Liu Changan, „did she eat you several hundred jin (0.5 kg) saliva?” “她体内的气息多到可以让我的宝贝误以为她就是你。”上官澹澹松开嘴唇,闪闪发亮的眼神不见了,冷冷地看着刘长安,“她吃了你几百斤的口水吧?” Several tons?” “几吨?” Shangguan Dandan bit the lip. 上官澹澹又咬住了嘴唇。 You bite the lip time turned into the steamed stuffed bun face, but also is very lovable.” Liu Changan commended, then asked that woman is Third Madam?” “你咬嘴唇的时候变成了包子脸,还挺可爱的。”刘长安称赞,接着问道“那个女人是不是三太太?” Shangguan Dandan bites the lip not to speak, on the bed several steps, sat, stood, raises the skirt to walk toward the tail block. 上官澹澹只是咬住嘴唇不说话,在床上走了几步,坐了下来,又站了起来,提着裙子往床尾走去。 Liu Changan blocks her hastily, Dandan, we reached an agreement this time to reply clearly.” 刘长安连忙拦住她,“澹澹,我们说好了这次要回答清楚的。” I do not know that who Third Madam is.” The Shangguan Dandan corners of the mouth turn upwards a laughing scope, „is this in the modern society each family necessary small three name?” “我又不知道三太太是谁。”上官澹澹嘴角翘起一丝嗤笑的幅度,“这就是现代社会里每一个家庭都必备的小三的称呼吧?” Liu Changan suspected very she actually knows small three true meaning, after all this word is very common in the network, but this is not the key point, she starts reckless Jiaoluan to pull, does not want to speak well. 刘长安十分怀疑她其实知道“小三”的真正意思,毕竟这个词在网络上很常见,但这不是重点,她开始胡搅乱扯,就是不想好好说话了。 When were you induce to this woman probably went to nearby our home?” The Liu Changan temperament asked very well. “那你是大概是什么时候感应到这个女人来到了我们家附近?”刘长安脾气很好地问道。 Shangguan Dandan raised the head slightly, this word is quite satisfied with our family/home, therefore puts out a hand to embrace the neck of Liu Changan, must embrace into the bosom him. 上官澹澹微微抬头,对“我们家”这个词还是比较满意的,于是伸手揽住刘长安的脖子,要把他揽入怀中。 The neck of Liu Changan toughed it out, Shangguan Dandan made an effort, was her strength is very small, then can only bite the lip to reveal the obtuse small canine tooth to look at Liu Changan with the look that you did not depend on my me not to speak. 刘长安的脖子硬挺了一下,上官澹澹用力,可是她的力气很小,便只能咬着嘴唇露出钝钝的小虎牙用你不依我我就不想说话的眼神看着刘长安 This small elderly lady was really the character who Liu Changan took does not have idea very much, Liu Changan has to relax, whatever she embraced into her arms to hug the head of oneself. 这小老太太真是刘长安拿着很没辙的人物了,刘长安只好放松了下来,任由她把自己的脑袋揽入她怀里抱着。 Nearby our family/home my clarity of very treasure induction, in the coffin no sun and moon double-hour, I remember that at that time I have sobered, every night was tossed about by you all night.” Shangguan Dandan feels the cheeks of Liu Changan, is studying the modest gentle tone diligently, the tone has several melodious spitting breaths to say slowly. “我们家附近我的宝贝感应的很清楚,棺中无日月时辰,我记得那时候我已经清醒过来了,每天晚上被你折腾整宿。”上官澹澹摸着刘长安的脸颊,努力学习着温和慈祥的语气,语气带着几丝抑扬顿挫的吐息缓缓说道。 Tossing about that she said is only Liu Changan teaches to all her night, Liu Changan clearly becomes aware, that was the summer vacation, he started to give Shangguan Dandan to explain many things of modern society, at that time he managed the liquor at home, on that day Qin Yanan came, Zhu Juntang came, Third Madam also came, Zhou Dongdong picked many firecrackers to have many bowl of food. 她说的折腾整宿只是刘长安给她讲课而已,刘长安明悟过来,那就是暑假了,他开始给上官澹澹讲解现代社会的许多东西,那时候他在家里办酒,那天秦雅南来了,竹君棠来了,三太太也来了,周咚咚捡了许多鞭炮吃了很多碗饭。 Others impossible compared with Qin Yanan has many to be close to the Liu Changan aura, simultaneously the courage vigor vitality exuberant to letting Shangguan Dandan is startled. 其他人都不可能比秦雅南拥有更多的接近刘长安的气息,同时血气生机旺盛到让上官澹澹吃惊。 Determined, Third Madam within the body has many aura that is close to the Liu Changan feeling, that possibly was Su Mei. 确定了,三太太体内拥有最多的接近刘长安感觉的气息,那就只有可能是苏眉了。 This small three ate your so many saliva, but are you now the relations that to meet does not know?” Shangguan Dandan still said temperately, good son what Huan not to have the wife, the passing children personal relationships, do not raise, forgot.” “这个小三吃了你这么多口水,可是你们现在是见了面也不认识的关系吗?”上官澹澹依然温和地说道,“好男儿何患无妻,过往的儿女私情,不提也罢,忘了也罢。” Liu Changan has not met her thread of conversation, he in wants to determine Su Mei is Third Madam, matter that then Su Mei possibly can handle. 刘长安没有接她的话茬,他在想确定了苏眉就是三太太,接下来苏眉可能会做的事情。 Dabogong once word: Xiongnu has not extinguished, how is the family/home. Now when this time, is my Huaxia alternates the advance, however internal disorder and foreign invasion, son, when goes forward encouraging, studies that champion Hou Pieqi children personal relationships......” Shangguan Dandan do best to convince to persuade, so long as the man has mother to love, had the arms of mother to be OK warm. “大伯公曾言:匈奴未灭,何以为家。如今这时代,乃我华夏更迭前进之时,然内忧外患,儿当励志前进,学那冠军侯撇弃儿女私情……”上官澹澹苦口婆心地劝说着,男人只要有母亲疼爱,有母亲的怀抱温暖就可以了。 Liu Changan felt that oneself did not speak, Shangguan Dandan in mother the role acted on must even more immerse, left her hug, before dawn I looked for you.” 刘长安感觉自己不说话,上官澹澹在“母亲”的角色扮演上要越发沉醉了,离开了她的拥抱,“凌晨我来找你。” Shangguan Dandan thinks, agreed that other time dense and numerous are the scenes of person, is somewhat fearful. 上官澹澹想了想,同意了,其他时间点密密麻麻都是人的情景,也有些可怕。 Liu Changan gets to the entrance, turns head, recalled Third Madam when a moment ago, you bite the lip to reveal the tooth, was actually you had a liking for her vitality courage vigor, cannot help but revealed the oneself zombie natural disposition?” 刘长安走到门口,回过头来,“刚才回想起来三太太时,你咬着嘴唇露出牙齿,其实是你看上了她的生机血气,不由自主地显露出自己的僵尸本性了吧?” Shangguan Dandan stands on the small backless stool is looking angrily at Liu Changan, zombie looks is so ugly! 上官澹澹站在小板凳上怒视着刘长安,僵尸都长得那么丑! Liu Changan takes the script to step onto the staircase, on is turning the script, while the plan considers again, Zhou Dongdong ran from the building. 刘长安拿着剧本走上楼梯,上一边翻着剧本,一边打算再思虑一番,周咚咚从楼上跑了下来。 Elder Brother Changan, we play hide-and-seek!” 长安哥哥,我们来捉迷藏啊!” Does not come.” “不来。” Come! I give you chocolate to eat, you and I play......” Zhou Dongdong pulls out one from the pocket softly the chocolate. “来嘛!我给你巧克力吃,你和我玩嘛……”周咚咚从兜里掏出一颗软乎乎的巧克力来。 Thanks.” Liu Changan rejected the candy, you hide.” “谢谢。”刘长安拒绝了糖果,“你去躲吧。” You under and others oneself comes, I hid unable to shout you, otherwise you will discover my.” Zhou Dongdong stands in the entrance said very intelligently. “你等下自己进来,我躲好了也不能喊你,不然你会发现我的。”周咚咚站在门口十分聪明地说道。 Ok.” “行。” The Zhou Dongdong top opens the door, quickly ran. 周咚咚顶开门,急忙跑了进去。 Liu Changan stands in the entrance flips the script, entered in the living room, has not gone to look for Zhou Dongdong, first power source of refrigerator inserting. 刘长安站在门口翻了翻剧本,就走进了客厅里,也没有去找周咚咚,先把冰箱的电源给插上了。 Liu Changan took in the refrigerator rivet holder instruction booklet, looked at the cold-storageroom refrigeration temperature decrease efficiency, boiled pot tea, drinks to eat bunch of chickens, is a little bored, only has tea thing, drank for several thousand years. 刘长安在冰箱顶把说明书拿了下来,看了看冷藏室制冷降温效率,去煮了一壶茶,喝了酒吃多了捆鸡,有点腻味,唯有茶这东西,喝了几千年了。 Then Liu Changan goes to open the door of cold-storageroom, inside has Zhou Dondong/cold. 然后刘长安才去把冷藏室的门打开,里边有个周冻冻 Zhou Dondong/cold quickly crawled from the cold-storageroom, grasps Liu Changan to crawl toward his body, Liu Changan bends the waist to hug her. 周冻冻急忙从冷藏室里爬了出来,抱住刘长安就往他身上爬,刘长安弯下腰来把她抱了起来。 Zhou Dondong/cold was warm in the Liu Changan bosom, the cheeks rub on the Liu Changan face, shivers: You...... you such long...... for a long time found me! Was is I wins!” 周冻冻靠在刘长安怀里暖和了,脸颊在刘长安脸上蹭来蹭去,打了个冷颤:“你……你这么久……这么久才找到我!是是我赢了!” Ok, you won, you also turned into an icicle.” Facing turning into the child of icicle, Liu Changan was willing to admit defeat. “行,你赢了,你还变成了一根冰棍。”面对变成了冰棍的小孩,刘长安心甘情愿认输。 Zhou Dondong/cold is startled, licked the oneself finger hastily, nips, simply not like icicle hard also sweet. 周冻冻大吃一惊,连忙舔了舔自己的手指头,又咬了咬,根本没有像冰棍一样硬邦邦还甜甜的。 Therefore Zhou Dondong/cold turned into Zhou Dongdong. 于是周冻冻又变成了周咚咚 Hides in the refrigerator fun?” Liu Changan asked unemotionally, this child evaded a cold-storageroom to suffer punching of Zhou Shuling, simply has not drawn the lesson. “躲冰箱里好玩吗?”刘长安面无表情地问道,这小孩躲过一次冷藏室挨了周书玲的揍,根本没有吸取教训。 Zhou Dongdong just wants to nod, but remembers oneself almost to turn into the icicle, hesitant, shakes the head. 周咚咚刚想点头,但是想起自己差点变成冰棍,犹豫了一下,摇了摇头。 Refrigerator, washer these things, regard the place that plays to have the danger to the children casually, for example the refrigerator can turn into the icicle you, the washer can turn into the soap bubble you, remembered?” Liu Changan placed the ground to spank two Zhou Dongdong. “冰箱,洗衣机这些东西,随便当成玩的地方对小朋友都有危险,例如冰箱能把你变成冰棍,洗衣机能把你变成肥皂泡,记住了吗?”刘长安周咚咚放在地上打了两下屁股。 Zhou Dongdong jumped jumping, felt oneself jumps for joy like has not eaten meal, makes an effort to nod, tomorrow will go to school must tell Song Taozi to play hide-and-seek unable to hide in the refrigerator and washer. 周咚咚蹦了蹦,感觉自己又活蹦乱跳的像没吃饭的时候一样了,用力点了点头,明天上学的时候也要告诉宋桃子捉迷藏不能躲到冰箱和洗衣机里面去。 Elder Brother Changan, if I turned into the icicle, you can eat me?” 长安哥哥,如果我变成了冰棍,那你会不会把我吃了呀?” Naturally, ka-beng brittle.” “当然,嘎嘣脆。” I am not delicious, do not eat me.” Zhou Dongdong declared hastily earnestly. “我不好吃的,你不要吃我。”周咚咚连忙认真申明。 Ate meal?” “吃饭了吗?” Ate, but you also had the food to eat to me, I can also eat.” “吃了呀,不过你还有饭给我吃吗,我还能吃。” No.” “没有。” Oh.” “噢。” Buys two mung bean popsicle to eat.” Liu Changan gave the Zhou Dongdong two coins, sending her to go to the sales store. “去买两根绿豆冰棒来吃吧。”刘长安给了周咚咚两块硬币,打发她去小卖部了。 Zhou Dongdong most liked handling this running about matter, a while took two mung bean popsicle to come out, gave one to Elder Brother Changan, then sat with Elder Brother Changan on the sofa starts to lick the popsicle to watch the television. 周咚咚最喜欢做这种跑腿的事情了,一会儿就拿了两根绿豆冰棒出来,给了一根给长安哥哥,然后和长安哥哥一起坐在沙发上开始舔着冰棒看电视。 Although had not grown up to make Zhou Dongdong worry , the little friend but who likes as Elder Brother Changan, the child lived was also full of the happiness, Zhou Dongdong turned the head to nip the arm of Elder Brother Changan, continued to eat the oneself mung bean popsicle. 虽然一直没有长大让周咚咚十分着急,可是作为长安哥哥喜欢的小朋友,孩生也充满了幸福呢,周咚咚转头咬了咬长安哥哥的手臂,又继续吃自己的绿豆冰棒。
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