您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ The person of smelly fart does not like and oneself equally smelly fart generally, or compared with the person of oneself smellier fart, this is a rule summarizes merely, is not Zhu Juntang came to understand personally, because fairy maiden and smelly fart word should not link. 臭屁的人一般不喜欢和自己一样臭屁,或者比自己更臭屁的人,这仅仅是一条规律总结,并非竹君棠的个人觉悟,因为仙女和臭屁这种词不应该联系在一起。 In brief, Zhu Juntang only thinks Liu Changan enough smelly fart, saw the fellow who such smelly fart admits defeat, is very enjoyable. 总之,竹君棠只认为刘长安够臭屁的了,看到这样臭屁的家伙吃瘪,还是很舒心的。 He is always impossible because she spat his orange juice, killed her? 他总不可能就因为她吐了他一身橙汁,就杀了她吧？ Zhu Juntang was a little worried actually he takes up his oneself orange juice to arrive at her body but actually. 竹君棠倒是有点担心他拿起他自己的橙汁倒到她身上。 Liu Changan has not done that he will not waste the oneself orange juice. 刘长安没有这么做,他不会这么浪费自己的橙汁。 Zhu Juntang discarded the orange juice in oneself hastily. 竹君棠连忙把自己手里的橙汁丢掉了。 Really the waste, Yan Qingcheng shakes the head, the ordinary orange juice takes three dollars, in the supermarket expensive/noble point fresh presses out the orange juice is 30, is Zhu Juntang drinks let alone? 真是浪费啊,颜青橙摇了摇头,普通的橙汁就要三块钱,超市里贵一点的鲜榨橙汁就是三十,更何况是竹君棠喝的？ „You think that I will open the bottle cap, drenches from your top of the head the orange juice?” Liu Changan looks at Zhu Juntang tranquilly. “你以为我会打开瓶盖,把橙汁从你头顶淋下去吗？”刘长安平静地看着竹君棠。 „You cannot!” Zhu Juntang both hands keep off in the chest front hastily, puts separates comforts the Liu Changan seemingly tranquil mood spatially. “你不会！”竹君棠连忙双手挡在胸前,一放一放地隔空安抚刘长安看上去平静的情绪。 „I cannot certainly.” Liu Changan said, stood, „I wash to start.” “我当然不会。”刘长安说完,站了起来,“我去洗下手。” Zhu Juntang looks at Liu Changan to leave the classroom, very blinks accidentally/surprisingly, Liu Changan has is so good to speak? 竹君棠看着刘长安走出教室,十分意外地眨了眨眼睛,刘长安有这么好说话的吗？ „Doesn't close my matter?” Zhu Juntang has turned head, said to Yan Qingcheng. “不关我的事哦？”竹君棠扭过头来,对颜青橙说道。 Yan Qingcheng hesitated, nods, shakes the head, she does not know why Zhu Juntang must ask her, has no objective standpoint, is only does not want greatly with the Zhu Juntang speech. 颜青橙迟疑了一下,点了点头,又摇了摇头,她既不知道竹君棠为什么要问她,也没什么客观的立场,只是不大想和竹君棠说话。 Zhu Juntang does not have really to Yan Qingcheng seek the support, then saw that Liu Changan took one package of paper goods to scratch while to walk, in another hand takes one bottle of jasmine tea. 竹君棠也没有真的要向颜青橙寻求支持,然后就看到刘长安拿着一包纸巾一边擦一边走了进来,另外一只手里拿着一瓶茉莉花茶。 „Hē the orange juice?” Liu Changan kept the orange juice in seat to give Zhu Juntang. “喝橙汁吗？”刘长安把原来留在座位里的橙汁递给竹君棠。 Zhu Juntang looks at Liu Changan very suspiciously, then shakes the head, felt Liu Changan, although is very suspicious, in situation that in oneself first launches an attack, will also refuse him likely to cause the dispute, therefore referred to the jasmine tea in Liu Changan, „I will drink this.” 竹君棠十分可疑地看着刘长安,然后摇了摇头,又觉得刘长安虽然很可疑,但是在自己先发难的情况下,还拒绝他可能会引起纠纷,于是指了指刘长安手里的茉莉花茶,“我喝这个。” Liu Changan hesitant, gave Zhu Juntang the jasmine tea in hand, oneself twisted off the orange juice to drink. 刘长安犹豫了一下,把手里的茉莉花茶递给了竹君棠,自己拧开橙汁喝了起来。 Zhu Juntang carefully looked at the drink jar, pushed, rotating one looked at the bottle cap to be perfect, this opened to drink. 竹君棠仔细看了看饮料瓶子,挤了挤,转动了一圈看瓶盖完好无损,这才打开喝了起来。 „I sell outside buy on the airplane.” Liu Changan spoke thoughtlessly to say. “我在外边售卖机上买的。”刘长安随口说道。 „I rarely have such cheap drink.” Zhu Juntang drank one, the expense actions of her most fair prices, are Qin Yanan in the same place, because Qin Yanan will often buy drinking that eats in the roadside casually takes to Zhu Juntang. “我很少喝这么便宜的饮料。”竹君棠又喝了一口,她绝大多数平价的消费行动,都是和秦雅南在一起,因为秦雅南经常会随便在路边买吃的喝的就拿给竹君棠。 „Flavor how?” “味道怎么样？” „Generally, this type of jasmine tea, obviously is the essence mixture, the fragrance is not very fresh nature.” Zhu Juntang tasted, turned tight the bottle cap, did not plan to drink again, had given the Liu Changan face very much. “一般,这种茉莉花茶,明显是香精调制的吧,香气不是很清新自然。”竹君棠又尝了尝,扭紧了瓶盖,不打算再喝了,已经很给刘长安面子了。 Liu Changan brings, flips, said surprised, „really has the flavoring essence, do you know this matter unexpectedly?” 刘长安拿了过来,翻了翻,吃惊地说道,“果然是有食用香精,你居然知道这种事情？” „This is the general knowledge.” Zhu Juntang is slightly self-satisfied. “这是常识嘛。”竹君棠略微得意。 „Do you know 3- methyl indoles? Its molecular formula is C9H9N.” Liu Changan wrote a molecular formula to look to Zhu Juntang conveniently. “你知道3-甲基吲哚吗？它的分子式是C9H9N。”刘长安随手写了一个分子式给竹君棠看。 „These letters and digit I knew, these two characters I know half, the indole, I estimated that read the sound of half to be similar.” Zhu Juntang is frowning, who knows these at sixes and sevens things! “这些字母和数字我都认识,这两个字我认识一半,引朵,我估计读半边的音差不多。”竹君棠皱着眉头,谁知道这些乱七八糟的东西啊！ „You are really intelligent, their pronunciations truly are the halves.” The Liu Changan appreciation said. “你真聪明,它们的读音确实就是半边。”刘长安欣赏地说道。 „My chemistry is good.” Zhu Juntang acted with constraint acknowledges. “我的化学还行。”竹君棠矜持地承认了。 „3- methyl indoles widely exist in the excrement, sweet root, camphor wood, in tar and other materials, can extract from the excrement.” Liu Changan then said. “3-甲基吲哚广泛存在于粪便,甜根,樟木,焦油等物质中,也可以从粪便中提取出来。”刘长安接着说道。 „Do you want to give on me the chemical division?” The Zhu Juntang doubts look at Liu Changan, both hands are patting the desktop gently, two feet gather and separate under the school desk to express that oneself is quite not interested. “你要给我上化学课吗？”竹君棠疑惑地看着刘长安,双手轻轻地拍着桌面,两只脚在课桌下并拢又分开以表示自己相当不感兴趣。 „3- methyl indoles have the stink of excrement, therefore it also called the skatole, too thick time revolting, after the dilution, you guess that what flavor it was?” “3-甲基吲哚具有粪便的臭味,所以它也叫粪臭素,太浓的时候让人作呕,稀释以后,你猜它是什么味道？” „Not that smelly stink?” Zhu Juntang knits the brows. “不那么臭的臭味？”竹君棠皱眉。 „It is not, jasmine flower fragrance.” “不是,茉莉花香。” „Un?” “嗯？” „Jasmine flower fragrance.” “茉莉花香。” „You......” “你……” „Right, essence that in the jasmine tea that you just drank increases, is the skatole dilution manufacture, what kind of? Gained knowledge?” “对的,你刚刚喝的茉莉花茶里添加的香精,就是粪臭素稀释制作而成,怎么样？是不是又长知识了？” „Liu Changan...... your you......” Zhu Juntang cannot attend to with Liu Changan do accounts, quickly ran the classroom, the class not on, felt that oneself was dying the same nausea. “刘长安……你你你……”竹君棠顾不得和刘长安算账,急急忙忙跑出了教室,课也不上了,感觉自己要死了一样的恶心。 „Really is...... is really artificial.” Liu Changan shakes the head, he has not deceived Zhu Juntang, but the science subjects of any a little mind live slightly, will know the material the raw material, since widely exists, is then impossible to collect the excrement to extract everywhere, because the collection stores up the cost of material is too high, the pollution is too big, residual processing is too troublesome. “真是的……真是矫情。”刘长安摇了摇头,他并没有骗竹君棠,但是任何一个稍微有点头脑的理科生,都会知道物质的原料既然广泛存在,那么便绝不可能到处收集粪便来提取,因为收集储存材料的成本太高,污染太大,残渣处理太麻烦。 The average people knew, worked as the interesting knowledge, the thing that also on Zhu Juntang this fairy maiden, one hear of oneself ate unexpectedly and „excrement” such word linked, will then feel and eats the excrement be similar. 一般人知道了,也就当有趣的小知识了,也就竹君棠这种仙女,一听自己吃的东西居然和“粪”这样的词联系在一起,便会觉得和吃了屎差不多。 Really artificial, Liu Changan starts to drink the orange juice. 真是矫情,刘长安开始喝橙汁。 „What you said is real?” Yan Qingcheng could not bear ask one. “你说的是真的？”颜青橙忍不住问了一句。 „, You have been listening secretly us to speak.” Liu Changan nods, „.” “哦,你一直在偷听我们讲话。”刘长安点了点头,“真的。” Yan Qingcheng cheeks slightly red, simultaneously rejoiced very much oneself brought one bottle of plain boiled water......, but this person was really can the disgusting person, many girls had the cleanliness/mysophobia, was Zhu Juntang this rich and powerful family thousand gold (daughter)...... he gives others to feed the excrement let alone unexpectedly, Zhu Juntang thought so probably. 颜青橙脸颊微红,同时很庆幸自己带了一瓶白开水……可是这人真的是太能恶心人了,很多女孩子本来就有洁癖,更何况是竹君棠这种豪门千金……他居然给别人喂屎,竹君棠大概就是这么觉得。 Section 2 the class finishes class, Zhu Juntang did not see the person's shadow, Liu Changan goes to the bedroom to change clothes, took 34 classes, at noon received the Zhu Juntang three messages. 第二节课下课,竹君棠也不见人影,刘长安去寝室里换了一身衣服,又上了三四节课,中午才收到竹君棠的三条短信。 „()” “()” „()” “()” „(),” “(),” Is unlovable, the fool is the same, Liu Changan ate meal. 一点也不可爱,傻子一样,刘长安去吃饭了。 In the afternoon did not have the class, unexpectedly is raining, Liu Changan has not brought the umbrella not to mind to drip wet, but he planned that went to the library to read, cannot drop the water to take to write books there wet to look, the clean aunt will complain unavoidably his river child same brought beach water to walk likely everywhere. 下午没有课了,居然又下起了雨,刘长安没有带伞也不介意淋湿,但是他打算去图书馆看书,总不能湿漉漉地滴着水在那里拿着书看,清洁阿姨难免会抱怨他像个河童一样带着一滩水到处走。 The wet weather, the keeping a guest day...... this rain seems like can not stop for a short time, Liu Changan thinks or goes home to consider as finished, toward extracurricular walked at will, passed by the teaching and administrative staff activity center, actually saw that two people have not opened an umbrella, has not worn the raincoat, sat playing chess that unexpectedly was entirely still outside. 下雨天,留客天……这雨似乎一时半会不得停,刘长安想想还是回家算了,随意往校外走去,路过教职工活动中心,却看到两个人既没有打伞,也没有穿雨衣,竟然还坐在外面纹丝不动的下棋。 The checkerboard carves on the stone table, these two people for the minute/share victory and defeat, this grade of spirit are really astonishing, therefore Liu Changan then walked to look. 棋盘是刻在石桌上的,这两人为了分胜负,这等精神实在惊人,于是刘长安便走过去看了看。 Unexpectedly is Xu Zhancheng and Ren Changhong. 竟然是许展成与任长宏。