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#363: The wildness has dead qun

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ After Wu Fan the staff discovered, the Liu Changan three people have left. 吴凡被工作人员发现以后,刘长安三人已经离开了。 The basket was just just like Wu Fan head bigger, but the head inserts, the neck bent to catch, the body hung on the machine, the staff did not have the means that has to put up the ladder in side, came up two people first to set upright Wu Fan, then hugged to pull out from the basket the head him. 篮框刚刚好比吴凡的脑袋大一点,但是脑袋插进去,脖子弯了起来卡住,身体挂在机器上,工作人员没有办法,只好在旁边架了梯子,上来两个人先把吴凡竖起来,然后再把他抱着从篮框里把脑袋拔出来。 Actually Liu Changan also inserts in reverse Wu Fan with the similar posture, this is the importance of posture......, no matter makes anything, the posture is very important. 其实刘长安也是用差不多的姿势把吴凡倒过来插进去的,这便是姿势的重要性……不管做什么,姿势都是很重要的。 „Handsome fellow, are you all right?” Staff are repressing laughter to inquire, the computer game city argues is actually very common matter, snatches the machine, complained that the companion will not coordinate, steals the coin, pounds the machine, at sixes and sevens anything has, but first time saw some people were inverted the basket. “帅哥,你没事吧？”一个工作人员忍着笑询问道,电玩城发生争执其实是很寻常的事情,抢机器的,埋怨同伴不会配合的,偷币的,砸机器的,乱七八糟什么事儿都有,但还是头一次见到有人被倒插进篮框的。 Properly speaking only if this person of oneself wants, otherwise that the big strength, the big battle formation, can same force in the basket such a high portrait inverting scallion forcefully. 按理说除非这人自己愿意,否则那得多大的力气,多大的阵势,才能强行把一个这么高的人像倒插葱一样地塞进篮框里啊。 Another situation is his oneself crawls, extends the head, was caught because of the angle issue, this possibility feeling bigger. 另外一种情况就是他自己爬上去,把脑袋伸进去,然后因为角度问题被卡住了,这种可能性感觉更大一点。 „I can be all right! I must report to the police!” Wu Fan sits on the ground, in the computer game city few individuals, a moment ago now surround actually many, making Wu Fan bashful and angry, long he is first time is so shamed greatly. “我能没事吗！我要报警！”吴凡一屁股坐在地上,刚才电玩城里没几个人,现在围观的倒是不少,让吴凡又羞又恼,长这么大他还是头一次被人如此羞辱。 „Under I test the machine.” Another staff restarted the basketball machine, started to throw a ball the test toward the basket, what casualty so long as the customer has not had to be good in the shop, now compares, hurrying to test the machine is, if the machine has problems, then natural must look for Wu Fan, as for was lost, that his oneself crawled was his issue, what matter closed/pass in the shop? “我测试下机器。”另外一个工作人员重新启动了篮球机,开始往篮框里投球测试,只要顾客没有在店里发生什么伤亡事故就好,现在相比较起来,赶紧测试机器才是,如果机器出了问题,那么自然是要找吴凡的,至于是他自己爬进去的还是被人丢进去的,那都是他的问题,关店里啥事啊？ The machine does not have the issue, therefore two staff Wu Fan supporting by the arm. 机器没问题,于是两个工作人员把吴凡给搀扶起来了。 „You are all right, report what police?” Nearby some people said. “你都没啥事,报什么警啊？”旁边有人说道。 „You are not together?” “你们不是一起的吗？” „Coming out to play noisily is not so big.” “出来玩莫闹这么大咯。” Listens to nearby person to direct, the Wu Fan annoyed intent stood dry, the Changsha small place, is the native likes protecting the native like this probably, looks at him to speak is the outside tune then so. 听着旁边的人指指点点,吴凡心烦意燥地站了起来,郡沙这样的小地方,大概就是本地人喜欢护着本地人,看他说话是外地腔调便如此。 Wu Fan puts out the cell phone, pressed the number of warning, thinks and put, the oneself head was caught, the ear and scalp, the position of nape is burning, however such situation police are not definitely serious, but oneself must go to the police authorities to stay actually for several hours. 吴凡拿出手机,按了报警的号码,想了想又放了下来,自己脑袋被卡住了,耳朵和头皮,后颈的位置火辣辣的,但是这样的情况警察肯定不当回事,而自己倒是要去警局呆几个小时。 Let alone these people also reminded oneself a moment ago, just met, Han Zhizhi had said Liu Changan likes fighting, is really the local bully type bludger attitude , the oneself person in Changsha, do not annoy anything to trouble greatly, first left here to say again. 更何况刚才那些人也提醒了自己,刚见面的时候,韩芝芝就说过刘长安喜欢打架,果然是地头蛇类型的混混作风,自己人在郡沙,可别惹上什么大麻烦,先离开这里再说。 Wu Fan left the computer game city, returned to Baolong Centre, is preparing to enter the hotel, actually saw suddenly not far away has a girl to pull a black Rottweiler dog, is standing under the Baolong Centre No. 2 building raised the head to look around, does not know that is looking at anything. 吴凡离开了电玩城,回到了宝隆中心,正准备进酒店,却突然看到了不远处有个女孩子牵着一条黑色的罗威纳犬,正站在宝隆中心的二号楼下面抬头东张西望,不知道在看什么。 The girl is 17-18 years old age, wears in recent years even more popular lolita western-style clothing, the fluffy skirt suspends curls upwards, the radiant jewelry diamond embellishes in the skirt is placed all around, sway is shining upon the sunlight, as if galaxy surrounds around her skirt resembles, but the both legs of her wear white silk stockings have extended to the skirt bottom, there conceals a seduction of universe. 女孩子17-18岁年纪,穿着近几年越发流行的lolita洋装,蓬松的裙摆一翘一翘的,璀璨的珠宝钻石点缀在裙摆四周,摇摇晃晃地映照着阳光,仿佛有一圈星河环绕在她的裙子周围似的,而她那穿着白色丝袜的双腿一直延伸到裙底,那里藏着一个宇宙的诱惑。 Wu Fan looks at that Rottweiler dog languid fatigue, in his oneself family/home also raised one, this dog so appearance is some illness, oneself could say something to smooth things over...... one to have the affection taking this opportunity mostly to excel in taking care of the handsome fellow of small creature, regarding any girl, is hard to resist to have the favorable impression? 吴凡看那罗威纳犬懒洋洋的有气无力,他自己家里也养了一条,这种狗如此模样多半是有些病症,自己说不定可以借着这个机会搭讪……一个有爱心而擅于照顾小动物的帅哥,对于任何女孩子来说,都是难以抗拒产生好感吧？ ...... …… ...... …… The Liu Changan three people continue to stroll on the street, Liu Changan looks around calmly, An Nuan was somewhat worried that the Han Zhizhi mood, Han Zhizhi hung on the face actually depressed, has not forced oneself to look cheerful. 刘长安三人继续在街上闲逛,刘长安若无其事地东张西望,安暖有些担心韩芝芝的心情,韩芝芝倒是把郁闷挂在了脸上,没有强颜欢笑。 „Has female being in love, the fine gentleman tempts it. The wildness has dead qun, the cogongrass pure bunch, has the female like the jade. stretch/leisurely takes off/escapes, non-inductive I am pleased, not makes meng also bark.” Liu Changan read poems. “有女怀春,吉士诱之。野有死麕,白茅纯束,有女如玉。舒而脱脱兮,无感我悦兮,无使尨也吠。”刘长安吟诗。 „What are you saying?” Han Zhizhi was vigilant that suspected looks at Liu Changan, although this is the quite uncommon poetry, but first can understand. “你在说什么？”韩芝芝警惕而怀疑地看着刘长安,尽管这是比较生僻的诗文,但是头一句还是听得懂的。 „Actually love matter, the antiquity period quite open years, do not have much difference from the present. Flips Book of Songs regarding the girl, helps enhance the training, fosters the makings, has the practical significance. For example this «Summons Has Dead qun Wildly», the name sounds scary, but it was described the woman extremely gracefully extremely beautifully movingly cunning and lovable......” “其实恋爱这档子事,上古时期比较开放的岁月,和如今没有多大区别。翻翻诗经对于女孩子来说,既有利于提高修养,养成气质,更有现实意义。例如这首《召南・野有死麕》,名字听起来吓人,但它却是极优雅极美地描述了女人动人的狡黠与可爱……” „Said carefully.” An Nuan is poking the buttocks of Liu Changan with the finger. “讲仔细一点。”安暖用手指头戳着刘长安的屁股。 „In other words, the man wraps a deer to flatter the female with the cogongrass, but the deer is proposes to use at that time, the female is troubled, he is so urgent, he really loves me, only wants to obtain me? This is almost through the ages the innumerable female puzzled keys, therefore this poem especially is also classical, finally this is charming moving, the female is happy and bashful, not only feared refuses to hurt his heart excessively, and was worried about oneself to be deceived, therefore wanted to resist also to welcome, had the slight resistance, there is gentle comforting......” Liu Changan also to read, was very satisfied, „the beauty of writing, really good.” “就是说,男人用白茅包着一头鹿来讨好女子,而鹿在那时候是求婚用的,女子心存忐忑,他这么急迫,他是真的爱我,还是只想得到我？这几乎是古往今来无数女子纠结的关键,所以这首诗也尤其经典,最后这一句更是娇羞动人,女子又高兴又害臊,既怕过份拒绝伤了他的心,又担心自己被骗,所以欲拒还迎,有轻微抗拒,又有温柔的安抚……”刘长安又念了一遍,十分满意,“文字之美,真好。” „What meaning did you read this poem?” Han Zhizhi said ill-humoredly. “你念这首诗什么意思？”韩芝芝没好气地说道。 „No interesting, does for the occasion, An Nuan is such to my, not only does not comply to make me take off/escape, and told me to be pleased......” Liu Changan to say with emotion. “没什么意思,就是应景而已,安暖就是这么对我的,既不答应让我脱脱兮,又告诉我悦兮……”刘长安感慨道。 „Liu Changan, when can you take off my skirt? Where I have do not comply, where also said that actually liked?” An Nuan is angry immediately, this fellow studied so many poems and songs, is never used to praise An Nuan beautifully lovable to sympathize gently movingly, is used to sexually harass and provoke her the heart to use the hand actually! “刘长安,你什么时候要脱我裙子了？我哪里有不答应了,哪里又说其实喜欢了？”安暖顿时大怒,这家伙学了那么多诗词歌赋,从来不用来赞美安暖美丽可爱温柔体贴动人,用来调戏和挑衅她倒是得心用手！ „He...... he takes off your skirt, you also comply, do you also like?” Han Zhizhi is dumbfounded, although knows the oneself best friend actually does one -man show, however her instinct in front of Liu Changan coy, affected, how to let loose? “他……他脱你裙子,你也答应,你也喜欢？”韩芝芝目瞪口呆,尽管知道自己的闺蜜其实闷骚的很,但是她的本能就是在刘长安面前扭扭捏捏,矫揉造作的啊,怎么这么放得开了？ „I...... I am explained words that he spoke!” An Nuan careless words, regretted suddenly immediately, bashfully was angrier, „Liu Changan, I must strike to fly you!” “我……我是解释他说的话！”安暖一时间口不择言,顿时后悔不已,更加羞恼了,“刘长安,我要打飞你！” An Nuan held Liu Changan, is the same old story, jumps to Liu Changan , conducts the back to make threatening gestures. 安暖抓住了刘长安,又是老一套,跳到刘长安的后背上张牙舞爪。 Liu Changan both hands hug, making her calm and steady, so as to avoid falls to fall the head, the intelligence quotient dropped turns into fairy maiden to trouble, because Liu Changan was impossible to abandon her like this, thinks that the remaining years of life and fairy maiden lived together, that was also too painful, might as well went to sea foundation several hundred thousand years. 刘长安双手一抱,让她安安稳稳的,免得掉下来摔到脑袋,智商下降变成仙女可就麻烦了,因为刘长安也不可能就这样抛弃她啊,想想余生都和一个仙女生活在一起,那也太痛苦了,还不如去海底坐个几十万年。 An Nuan „” shouted, both hands hug the neck of Liu Changan, the cheeks are lying in his back crimson, motionless cape is mumbling words that expressed oneself also being angry. 安暖“呀”地喊了一声,双手搂着刘长安的脖子,脸颊绯红地趴在他后背,一动不动地嘴里嘟囔着表示自己还在生气的话。 „Was tired, was tired, was tired of!” Han Zhizhi saw that these two noisy are sending out the happy vigor men and women, shouted three. “烦死了,烦死了,烦死了！”韩芝芝看到这两个吵闹都散发着甜蜜劲儿的男女,大喊了三声。 „Actually my meaning is, bride's side's probe and confirmation must, you confirm today the opposite party only wants to make with you, An Nuan plays an function that distinguishes the tool, do not blame her being good.” Liu Changan earnest explanation. “其实我的意思是,女方的试探和确认是必须的,你今天不过是确认了对方只想和你约而已,安暖起到了一个鉴别工具的作用,你不要怪她就好。”刘长安认真解释。 Han Zhizhi looked at the Liu Changan look, finally understands this is his real intention, Liu Changan impossible to care to her Han Zhizhi, but he cares about the An Nuan mood, Han Zhizhi envies and aerobic, „helps An Nuan explain this with you? I and her what relates, this trivial matter, can I blame her? I besides disliking her long was too quick in childhood, causing my mother always to call me the dwarf, we are good!” 韩芝芝看了看刘长安的眼神,终于明白了这才是他的真实意图,刘长安不可能对她韩芝芝又多关心,但是他在乎安暖的情绪,韩芝芝又羡慕又好气,“用你来帮安暖解释这个？我和她什么关系,这屁大点事,我能怪她？我除了讨厌她小时候长太快,导致我妈老叫我矮子以外,我们好着呢！” „We are good!” An Nuan hurries to conduct the back to jump down from Liu Changan, hugs with Han Zhizhi in the same place. “我们好着呢！”安暖赶紧从刘长安背上跳了下来,和韩芝芝抱在一起。 Liu Changan put out a hand to insert the hair to stroke stroking, that was good. 刘长安伸手插进头发捋了捋,那就好。 …… …… …… …… «study tyrant Also Opens Hanging» this is the story that medicine study tyrant opens hangs, un, is very good, likes the going see a doctor article, the study tyrant article can have a look. 《学霸也开挂》这是一本医学学霸开挂的故事,嗯,很不错,喜欢看医生文,学霸文的可以去看看。
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