ITI :: Volume #4

#362: Humorous Liu Changan

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Wu Fan apologizes, Liu Changan does not haggle over his impoliteness, the person does not have the complete human, let alone is a child, the when boy of this age, the whole body sends out the male gender to pursue the spouse vicious tendencies, attempt makes one that oneself becomes most focuses attention on be chosen, is the excusable matter. 吴凡道了歉,刘长安也不计较他的无礼,人无完人,更何况是一个小孩,这个年纪的男孩子,浑身散发着雄性追逐配偶时的戾气,试图让自己成为最瞩目的一根而被选择,也是情有可原之事。 The atmosphere somewhat is slightly awkward, Liu Changan selfish drinking tea, then turned the head to look to out of the window, the corners of the mouth curled upwards slightly, hung up a light happy expression. 气氛稍稍有些尴尬,刘长安自顾自的喝茶,然后转头看向了窗外,嘴角微微翘起来,挂上了一丝淡淡的笑意。 The split vision of Wu Fan corner of the eye looks at Liu Changan, cannot help but turns the head, sends out the makings of Mary actor in this mental case amazed at present unexpectedly, the curve of corners of the mouth is moving and gentle, in the light dawn by the profile that the window outlined, has that type of natural aura, not like many signboard fresh meat, fine or lacked the masculine flavor, or was the same like oneself, always some people of acid oneself are the chicken mouth...... at present this man, first was not the fresh meat general beauty, but was extremely worth looking, could not pick up his facial features to have any problem unexpectedly. 吴凡眼角的余光看着刘长安,不由得转过头来,惊诧于眼前这个神经病竟然散发出一种玛丽苏男主角的气质,嘴角的弧度动人而温柔,在淡淡晨光透过窗户勾勒的侧脸,有着那种自然的气息,不像很多招牌鲜肉那样,过于精致或者缺少男性的味道,又或者如自己一样,总有人酸自己是小鸡嘴……眼前这个男人,第一眼绝不是鲜肉一般的美丽,但是却极其耐看,竟然挑不出他的五官有任何毛病。 This makes Wu Fan very uncomfortable, mental case is peaceful, makes oneself feel that unexpectedly threat, Wu Fan is also very clear, Han Zhizhi leads the oneself the boyfriend of best friend and best friend comes, then inevitable will have the comparison. 这让吴凡很不舒服,一个神经病安静下来,竟然让自己感觉到了威胁,吴凡也很清楚,韩芝芝带着自己的闺蜜和闺蜜的男朋友来,那么不可避免的会产生比较。 As best friend, An Nuan aesthetic and to the choice of boyfriend, will naturally also affect Han Zhizhi, can Han Zhizhi also tend to Liu Changan? oneself must suppress the Liu Changan crest of wave today, otherwise oneself really comes a going ahead travel, looks for does room that in Changsha such 23 cities compares favorably with the first-tier city top hotel price sleep to roll Zhonghai? 作为闺蜜,安暖的审美和对男朋友的选择,自然也会影响韩芝芝,韩芝芝会不会也趋向于刘长安？自己今天必须得压住刘长安的风头,否则的话自己难道真的就是来一场说走就走的旅行,在郡沙这样的二三线城市找一个媲美一线城市顶级酒店价格的房间睡上一觉就滚回中海？ youngster lives in the top hotel not for or is anticipating, what also there is good to enjoy? 年轻人住顶级酒店不是为了啪啪啪或者期待着啪啪啪,又有什么好享受的？ Yesterday evening guest rooms of Wu Fan in 91 buildings, looks at the under foot more than 400 meters cities, but has fantasized before such window and Han Zhizhi sexual intercourse. 昨天晚上吴凡在91楼的客房,看着脚下四百多米的城市,可是幻想过在在这样的落地窗前和韩芝芝一番云雨。 Han Zhizhi most likely is a place, is very clean, this is Wu Fan most likes, otherwise, downstairs are a bar street, with the oneself look, many midnights drinks up the program that the liquor other has not come, girl who is not willing to return to the oneself nest, are many are willing to come the suite and a handsome guy in top hotel makes the cabaret, then sits in the Changsha by hounded hotel before the window selfie several pictures, immediately hung up a renowned young woman model/pattern, this is also can increase approximately one of the artillery success ratio. 韩芝芝十之八九是处,很干净,这才是吴凡最喜欢的,否则的话,楼下便是酒吧一条街,凭着自己的相貌,很多半夜喝完酒没有余下来的节目,又不愿意回自己窝的女孩子,多得是愿意来顶级酒店的套房和一个帅哥做点余兴节目,然后在郡沙备受追捧的酒店里坐在落地窗前自拍几张照片,顿时挂上了一种名媛范,这也是很能增加约炮成功率的一点。 Looks at the Liu Changan vision still to look at out of the window, Wu Fan has also turned the head, saw two girls walked from the direction of subway. 瞧着刘长安的目光依然看着窗外,吴凡也转过头去,一眼就看到了两个女孩子从地铁的方向走了过来。 Slightly short point girl wears the pink honeybee dye printing suspenders coat, the red yellowish white tricolor check shorts, in the hand are taking a big donkey sign package, many university female students are partial to this, because not only can meet girl's need to the luxurious brand, will not be too expensive/noble does not seem too high-profile , and capacity will be practical, the attending class endorsement will go shopping in the supermarket to have the thing to satisfy. 稍矮一点的女孩子穿着粉色的蜜蜂印花吊带上衣,红黄白三色格子短裤,手里提着一个大大的驴牌包,很多大学女生都偏爱这一款,因为既能够满足女孩子对奢侈品牌的需求,又不是太贵不会显得太高调,兼且容量实用,上课背书逛超市装东西都能够满足。 Her cheeks is a little clear, making the whole person seem a little the feeling of fat soft and fair skin, but arm thigh these places have rich and smooth of young girl actually insufficiently thickly, growth is also quite good, discovered when some people look at oneself, the corners of the mouth then curl upwards slightly the shy and lovable smile, the girl with side is laughing and playing charmingly angry. 她的脸颊有点圆润,让整个人都看起来有点肉呼呼细皮嫩肉的感觉,但是胳膊大腿这些地方有着少女的丰润却不至于粗大,发育的也相当不错,发现有人看着自己时,嘴角便翘起来微微羞涩而可爱的笑容,与旁边的女孩子娇嗔嬉笑着。 Another girl...... Wu Fan hurries to control the oneself look should not be dedicated, but that pi made people feel in world young girl happiest characteristics as if centralized in her body, no wonder Liu Changan such mental case cannot help but will also reveal such gentle smile, the so beautiful young girl, who looks that she won't be gentle? The smile of that as if bright and crisp fall days, that as if bright moonlight ample eye pupil, in that Dongjiang River mist the boat curved lip angle, has tasty moist aura. 另外一个女孩子……吴凡慌忙控制住自己的眼神不要过于专注,只是那一睥就让人感觉到了世间少女最美好的特征似乎都集中在了她一个人身上似的,难怪刘长安这样的神经病也会不由自主的流露出那样温柔的笑容,如此美丽的少女,谁看着她不会温柔？那仿佛秋高气爽的笑容,那仿佛明月盈满的眼眸,那东江雾气中小船弯弯的唇角,都带着一份鲜美的湿润气息。 The key is such high stature, in the south also is really rare, and does not have the thick skeleton of north high strong female, when the careful waist and lithe figure, drag to approach, leisurely to have the anticipation canna flower to bloom that flash intense. 关键是这么高的个子,在南方还真是少见,兼且没有北方高壮女子的粗大骨架,细细的腰肢和轻盈的身段,款款摇曳走近,让人有着期待昙花绽放那一瞬间时的紧张。 Unexpectedly compared with rubbing skin Meiyan filters the appearance after mirror, making one look that were too comfortably many, was that fresh and tender feeling and lively aura is abrasioned on the contrary. 竟然比磨皮美颜加滤镜后的模样,让人看着舒服了太多,反倒是那种鲜嫩的感觉和活泼的气息被磨掉了。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi enter in the shop, ordered two cups of coffee to walk again. 安暖和韩芝芝走进店里,点了两杯咖啡再走了过来。 „Strong man, does not see for a long time.” Han Zhizhi first and Liu Changan greeted. “猛男,好久不见。”韩芝芝首先和刘长安打招呼。 „Fierce female, does not see for a long time.” Liu Changan nods. “猛女,好久不见。”刘长安点了点头。 „Why do you want to call her the fierce female?” An Nuan was not happy that the strong man fierce female is good to pair? “你为什么要叫她猛女？”安暖不高兴了,猛男猛女好配对吗？ „He called my strong man, I called her the fierce female.” Liu Changan responded, „why you do want to call my strong man?” “他叫我猛男,我就叫她猛女啊。”刘长安反应过来,“你为什么要叫我猛男？” „I heard that you fought in school, the feeling is very fierce.” Han Zhizhi beckons with the hand with a smile, „you are worthy of the reputation, I am not fierce.” “我听说你在学校里又打架了,感觉很猛。”韩芝芝笑着摆了摆手,“你可是名副其实,我一点也不猛。” „Pouring is also.” Liu Changan drinks tea. “倒也是。”刘长安喝茶。 An Nuan brings the Liu Changan tea, the oneself coffee stopper to his hand, then looks at that Wu Fan smiles is greets. 安暖把刘长安的茶拿了过来,把自己点的咖啡塞到他手里,然后看着吴凡笑了笑算是打招呼。 „This is Wu Fan, our class schoolmates, come the Changsha traveling.” Han Zhizhi believes seriously Wu Fan is the appearance of traveling, introduced seriously. “这是吴凡,我们班的同学,来郡沙旅游的。”韩芝芝一本正经地相信吴凡是旅游的样子,一本正经地介绍。 „Hello, I know you, I have seen your picture in the Zhizhi space, the honorable person is more attractive than the picture.” Wu Fan said broadly and level, but said that immediately shifted the vision, looked at Han Zhizhi to smile, the vision was gentle. “你好,我知道你,我在芝芝的空间见到过你的照片,真人比照片好看。”吴凡坦坦荡荡地说道,但是说完马上转移开了目光,望着韩芝芝笑了起来,目光温柔。 An Nuan is truly attractive, praises others attractively is the politeness, but if has stared at others to look, that was a fool, Wu Fan was very clear, today oneself not only need win the Han Zhizhi favorable impression, must win the An Nuan favorable impression, otherwise An Nuan caught a chill in the Han Zhizhi ear, the favorable impression of Han Zhizhi to oneself also possibly sold at a discount greatly. 安暖确实很好看,夸人家好看是礼貌,但是如果一直盯着别人看,那就是傻逼了,吴凡很清楚,今天自己不但要得到韩芝芝的好感,也还要得到安暖的好感,否则安暖在韩芝芝耳边吹风,韩芝芝对自己的好感也可能大打折扣。 „Thanks.” The An Nuan smile nods, graceful, but turns the head to look that Liu Changan purses the lips, „others praised me, your quick boasts Zhizhi.” “谢谢。”安暖微笑点头,落落大方,但是转过头来看着刘长安就撅了撅嘴,“人家夸我呢,你快夸芝芝。” Liu Changan put on the sunglasses, is facing Han Zhizhi and Wu Fan middle air, „Han Zhizhi is quite attractive.” 刘长安戴上了太阳镜,面对着韩芝芝和吴凡中间的空气,“韩芝芝好好看啊。” „Liu Changan, do not think that you are a strong man, I do not dare to punch you!” Han Zhizhi cannot help smiling, is brandishing the fist, striking an attitude to hit Liu Changan. “刘长安,你别以为你是猛男,我就不敢揍你啊！”韩芝芝忍俊不禁,挥舞着拳头,作势要打刘长安。 An Nuan is angry to be angry is hitting the person, but the happy expression on face actually cannot cover up, although oneself had commander commander who calls on him to put on today yesterday, he actually puts on with finishing eating the food came out to take a stroll Sir who to be the same, Liu Changan was as can always happy, discretion also appropriate provoking laughter of joke. 安暖嗔恼着打人,可是脸上的笑意却遮掩不住,尽管自己昨天有要求他今天一定要穿的帅帅的,他却穿的跟吃完饭出来溜达的大爷一样,不过呢刘长安还是一如既往的能让人开心,玩笑的分寸也恰如其分的逗趣。 Wu Fan followed to ridicule two, where smiled? 吴凡跟着讪笑了两声,笑点在哪里？ „The meaning of Liu Changan is, only then the blind person can praise Zhizhi to be attractive, he is talks nonsense.” An Nuan looks at the Wu Fan bewildered appearance, explained hastily the humor of oneself boyfriend, is really, is not quick-witted. “刘长安的意思是,只有瞎子才会夸芝芝好看,他是说瞎话呢。”安暖看吴凡莫名其妙的样子,连忙解释自己男朋友的幽默,真是的,一点也不机智。 „His meaning obviously is, you in side , he is blind can praise me to be attractive, is you!” Han Zhizhi is actually another explanation, but also hit An Nuan. “他的意思明明是,你在旁边,他只有瞎了眼才会夸我好看,都是你！”韩芝芝却是另外一番解读,还打了安暖一下。 The Wu Fan corners of the mouth have a smile, in the heart is actually accidental/surprised, this Liu Changan puts on likely hick, it is estimated that the family circumstances are also not much, can capture An Nuan such girl, what originally depends is this grade of skill. 吴凡嘴角含笑,心中却是意外,这个刘长安穿的像个土包子,估计家境也不怎么样,能够虏获安暖这样的女孩子,原来靠的是这等本事。 „No joking, we walked.” Liu Changan took the coffee to stand, was really, he was speaks thoughtlessly to praise the person obviously, non- understood to read out various meanings, made the reading comprehension? “别闹了,我们走吧。”刘长安拿着咖啡站了起来,真是的,他明明就是随口夸人而已,非得解读出各种意思,做阅读理解呢？ Four people go out of the cafe together, An Nuan lower the sound to say to Liu Changan: „In the morning I make you send an selfie, how only then bellies and two feet, sits on the tree!” 四个人一起走出咖啡厅,安暖压低声音对刘长安说道:“早上我让你发张自拍,怎么只有肚子和两只脚,还是坐在树上的！” „Has the issue?” “有问题吗？” „Did you say?” “你说呢？” „The Zhou Dongdong racket, you ask her to trouble.” “周咚咚拍的,你去找她麻烦吧。” „This, why I sent commander commander who the information makes you put on even yesterday, appearance that you always whine today?” “这也就算了,为什么我昨天发信息让你穿的帅帅的,你今天就是老嗲嗲的打扮？” „You said that same was OK.” Liu Changan thought that oneself did not remember incorrectly. “你说一般般就可以了啊。”刘长安觉得自己没有记错啊。 „I said that did not use...... the meaning too gracefully is, under do not lead to make Zhizhi contrast instead has the favorable impression to you same...... charming, being more charming than little Wu Fan is good.” An Nuan hmph hmph was saying. “我说不用太帅了……意思就是,不要帅到让芝芝对比之下反而对你产生好感……一般般帅气,就是要比吴凡帅气一点点就好了。”安暖哼哼着说道。 „You felt coming out that I estimate?” “你觉得我揣摩的出来吗？” „Can!” “能啊！” „You thought that I don't have Wu Fan to be charming now?” “难道你觉得我现在没有吴凡帅气？” „You are more graceful than him!” In this regard, An Nuan stands firmly the oneself boyfriend, before just like after all Liu Changan, said that not fair, not objective, his standpoint stands her naturally. “你比他帅！”在这一点上,安暖还是坚决站自己男朋友这边的,毕竟正如刘长安之前说的,没有公平,也没有客观,他的立场天然站在她这边。 „That did not finish up......” “那不就完事了……” „I want to make Zhizhi think that you are more graceful than Wu Fan, but cannot lead to make Zhizhi also like you......” An Nuan pulling the Liu Changan finger to mumble is following behind. “我想让芝芝觉得你比吴凡帅嘛,但是又不能帅到让芝芝也喜欢你嘛……”安暖扯着刘长安的手指头嘟囔着跟在身后。 …… …… …… …… Likes An Nuan casts a monthly ticket. 喜欢安暖的投个月票。
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